Robotech Blooper Reels

Aramanthus · Unread post by **Aramanthus** » Thu Apr 16, 2009 3:35 am

ROFLMAO!!! Those were extremely funny Taalismn! Please keep them coming! :lol:

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu Apr 16, 2009 12:58 pm

"AGH!!! We're being invaded by Greco-Roman-Renaisance aliens! What can be worse than that?!"
"Being invaded by Scandanvoid aliens?"
(looks where the RP is pointing, at an enormous alien mothership shaped like an iceberg, while smaller craft that look like Viking longboats with the dragonheads, and swarms of bioroid mecha, all sporting big horns on their heads and wirlding battleaxes descend to rape, loot, pillage, and burn...)
"Oh...just freakin' great..."

Rathorc Lemenger · Thu Apr 16, 2009 6:32 pm

Or worse, NINJA ALIENS IN SAILOR FUKU'S....... *Shivers at the thought*.

Signed,
Rathorc Lemenger.

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu Apr 16, 2009 7:19 pm

Rathorc Lemenger wrote:Or worse, NINJA ALIENS IN SAILOR FUKU'S....... *Shivers at the thought*.

Signed,
Rathorc Lemenger.

"Clones are for perfect, utopian societies! Not chaotic emotional corruption and rebellion! IN THE NAME OF THE ROBOTECH MASTERS, YOU WILL BE PUNIS_...MUSICA! QUIT LAUGHING AT ME!!!"
Karno and his brothers look around at the 15th, the clone refugees, and the rest of the Internal Security troopers who are either all gaping at him and his brothers in fukus, laughing their butts off, or looking potentially violently ill...

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Thu Apr 16, 2009 7:29 pm

taalismn wrote:
Rathorc Lemenger wrote:Or worse, NINJA ALIENS IN SAILOR FUKU'S....... *Shivers at the thought*.

Signed,
Rathorc Lemenger.

"Clones are for perfect, utopian societies! Not chaotic emotional corruption and rebellion! IN THE NAME OF THE ROBOTECH MASTERS, YOU WILL BE PUNIS_...MUSICA! QUIT LAUGHING AT ME!!!"
Karno and his brothers look around at the 15th, the clone refugees, and the rest of the Internal Security troopers who are either all gaping at him and his brothers in fukus, laughing their butts off, or looking potentially violently ill...

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu Apr 16, 2009 7:53 pm

Sesame Street, the Monument City version...

"A is for Alien, which you do not want to greet!
B is for Battloid, which protects you and me on the street!
Curbstomp is what happens A and B meet!"

We see Oscar the Grouch don his CDC armband before closing the lid on his (armored) garbage can as the CD alarms wail in the background...

Rathorc Lemenger · Thu Apr 16, 2009 10:40 pm

Sesame Street??? Jeez. You coulda done better, Taalismn.

Signed,
Rathorc Lemenger.

Aramanthus · Unread post by **Aramanthus** » Fri Apr 17, 2009 3:24 am

LOL We never expect the unexpected. By the way, what was the number of the day?

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Fri Apr 17, 2009 5:23 pm

Rathorc Lemenger wrote:Sesame Street??? Jeez. You coulda done better, Taalismn.

Signed,
Rathorc Lemenger.

Well, had to go to the other extreme from sexual innuendo and Least Favorite Character Humiliating Death-Scenes...

Besides...can you see a Zentraedi character showing up on Sesame Street?
Or Khyron on the Muppet Show?
"Hey guys...Yeah, I'm a Fozzie Bear fan!"
"You hear that?You hear that? I got fans! Whuka-whuka-whuka!"
(From the balcony)"Heh-heh-heh...Perfect partnership...One kills yah, and the other makes you wish you were dead!"
"What. Was. That?!"
(arm reaches off the stage and grabs the two geezers out of the balcony)
"Ah..."

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Fri Apr 17, 2009 10:35 pm

taalismn wrote:
Rathorc Lemenger wrote:Sesame Street??? Jeez. You coulda done better, Taalismn.

Signed,
Rathorc Lemenger.

Well, had to go to the other extreme from sexual innuendo and Least Favorite Character Humiliating Death-Scenes...

Besides...can you see a Zentraedi character showing up on Sesame Street?
Or Khyron on the Muppet Show?
"Hey guys...Yeah, I'm a Fozzie Bear fan!"
"You hear that?You hear that? I got fans! Whuka-whuka-whuka!"
(From the balcony)"Heh-heh-heh...Perfect partnership...One kills yah, and the other makes you wish you were dead!"
"What. Was. That?!"
(arm reaches off the stage and grabs the two geezers out of the balcony)
"Ah..."

Talk about coming out of left field with these! Ya, and it might be sesame Street, but it was done good.

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sat Apr 18, 2009 9:31 am

Coulda been worse...The Regis could have chosen Gonzo as the ultimate expression of evolutionary success on Earth...

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Sun Apr 19, 2009 12:24 am

taalismn wrote:Coulda been worse...The Regis could have chosen Gonzo as the ultimate expression of evolutionary success on Earth...

Now that would have been scary! :eek:

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sun Apr 19, 2009 1:54 pm

Dana commandeers a hovercar and goes flying through the Motehrship's interior, pursued hotly by Internal Security troops...
Naturally, the interior is provided with San Franciso-style take-off ramps, and the chase goes through the Square of the Fruit-and-Vegetable-Vendor Caste...resulting in the mandatory vendor cart trashing...

Aramanthus · Unread post by **Aramanthus** » Mon Apr 20, 2009 3:50 am

ROFLMAO!!!! Those were some great ones! Actually I think that would have been funny to see the Regis carry out that particular thing! Gonzo raised to godhood!

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Mon Apr 20, 2009 12:30 pm

Louie: "Hey, Zor...check out my model of a Red Bioroid! Care to tell me how accurate it is?"
Zor looks rather disdainfully at it, like he's thinking 'why is this guy bother me?', when suddenly the Bioroid model starts up, and leaps at him!
"Arrrgghhh!!!"(smash*batter*smash*leapkick*dodge*piledriver*)"OOUCCCHHH!!!"(hammerhammerdodgedodge)"Hold STILL you little red bastard!"(jumpkick*hairpull*eyepoke*slam!)"AIIIEEE!!!!"
Dante: (watching Zor rolling on the floor trying to dislodge the chimpanzee-sized automaton)"Yeah...it's accurate enough, Louie....I felt like that too when that red maniac was attacking us."

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Mon Apr 20, 2009 11:18 pm

taalismn wrote:Louie: "Hey, Zor...check out my model of a Red Bioroid! Care to tell me how accurate it is?"
Zor looks rather disdainfully at it, like he's thinking 'why is this guy bother me?', when suddenly the Bioroid model starts up, and leaps at him!
"Arrrgghhh!!!"(smash*batter*smash*leapkick*dodge*piledriver*)"OOUCCCHHH!!!"(hammerhammerdodgedodge)"Hold STILL you little red bastard!"(jumpkick*hairpull*eyepoke*slam!)"AIIIEEE!!!!"
Dante: (watching Zor rolling on the floor trying to dislodge the chimpanzee-sized automaton)"Yeah...it's accurate enough, Louie....I felt like that too when that red maniac was attacking us."

Aramanthus · Unread post by **Aramanthus** » Tue Apr 21, 2009 3:26 am

ROFLMAO!!! Please can we have more!

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Tue Apr 21, 2009 5:24 pm

Footage of Zor Prime being stalked through the barracks by Louie's rogue robot....him holed up in a room with the door barricaded and a pistol clutched in his hands(we see teh screws on the ceiling air vent being backed out...from INSIDE)...Zor Prime on a date with Nova, but preoccupied looking over his shoulder at every small noise and movement in the shadows...
Sitting in his Hovertank's cockpit, and hearing SOMETHING moving behind the seat....

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Tue Apr 21, 2009 10:17 pm

taalismn wrote:Footage of Zor Prime being stalked through the barracks by Louie's rogue robot....him holed up in a room with the door barricaded and a pistol clutched in his hands(we see teh screws on the ceiling air vent being backed out...from INSIDE)...Zor Prime on a date with Nova, but preoccupied looking over his shoulder at every small noise and movement in the shadows...
Sitting in his Hovertank's cockpit, and hearing SOMETHING moving behind the seat....

Rathorc Lemenger · Wed Apr 22, 2009 12:19 am

Running gag time, Taalismn?? :wink:

Signed,
Rathorc Lemenger.

DhAkael · Unread post by **DhAkael** » Wed Apr 22, 2009 1:58 am

Rathorc Lemenger wrote:Running gag time, Taalismn??

Signed,
Rathorc Lemenger.

Emphasis on "Running"

Aramanthus · Unread post by **Aramanthus** » Wed Apr 22, 2009 2:54 am

ROFLMAO! I think it's time for that to happen! Let's hope it happens more!

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Wed Apr 22, 2009 1:20 pm

Rathorc Lemenger wrote:Running gag time, Taalismn??

Signed,
Rathorc Lemenger.

Stalking gag actually...

Continued shot of Zor Prime back on the Mothership, re-instated as Warrior Elite, with his memories wiped....except he's troubled by something...he's walking down the corridors of the Mothership, walking past various polished surfaces...and we see SOMETHING moving behind him....Once he's apparently walking by a Boroid hangar, because we see several Bioroids in the background, and a red one in the foreground...only something's off with the scale...
ZP shakes his head...he's been feeling off, can't place it...Maybe he should lie down? Goes to his cot, lays back...shot of his head going back , eyes closing...suddenly his eyes shoot open!
"WWWAAAGGHHHH!!!"
He dives off his mattress, just as Louie's killer toy(call him 'Chuckie'?)comes down right where his head was...mattress and pillow foam all over the place...
He runs out of his room..
Just as Musica snags his arm...
Forward momentum plus abrupt change of direction= he smacks into a wall hard enough to knock himself cold at Musica's feet...
While she's standing there wondering what the heck she's supposed to do now, the IS shows up and carts him away...
In the shadows we see a glint of red plastic...

Rathorc Lemenger · Wed Apr 22, 2009 1:24 pm

Umm..... All I can say to that is "OUCH". At least its not a Crutch shot.

Signed,
Rathorc Lemenger.

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Wed Apr 22, 2009 7:40 pm

taalismn wrote:
Rathorc Lemenger wrote:Running gag time, Taalismn??

Signed,
Rathorc Lemenger.

Stalking gag actually...

Continued shot of Zor Prime back on the Mothership, re-instated as Warrior Elite, with his memories wiped....except he's troubled by something...he's walking down the corridors of the Mothership, walking past various polished surfaces...and we see SOMETHING moving behind him....Once he's apparently walking by a Boroid hangar, because we see several Bioroids in the background, and a red one in the foreground...only something's off with the scale...
ZP shakes his head...he's been feeling off, can't place it...Maybe he should lie down? Goes to his cot, lays back...shot of his head going back , eyes closing...suddenly his eyes shoot open!
"WWWAAAGGHHHH!!!"
He dives off his mattress, just as Louie's killer toy(call him 'Chuckie'?)comes down right where his head was...mattress and pillow foam all over the place...
He runs out of his room..
Just as Musica snags his arm...
Forward momentum plus abrupt change of direction= he smacks into a wall hard enough to knock himself cold at Musica's feet...
While she's standing there wondering what the heck she's supposed to do now, the IS shows up and carts him away...
In the shadows we see a glint of red plastic...

Aramanthus · Unread post by **Aramanthus** » Thu Apr 23, 2009 2:39 am

Poor Zor! We all feel so sorry for him! Come on Taalismn! Hit him with more!!!! He needs it done to him!

Rathorc Lemenger · Thu Apr 23, 2009 1:39 pm

*Thinks about his previous reply then grins miniacally* Do it, let's see more crutch shots.

Signed,
Rathorc Lemenger.

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu Apr 23, 2009 2:49 pm

Zor Prime's getting his memories re-integrated when the 15th busts in...as they anxiously crowd around, waiting to see if his brains have unscrambled, Dana keeps trying to prompt him...to no avail...suddenly, his eyes moving in REM sleep, a memory floats to the surface..
"YYAAAGGGHHH!!!!"
With a scream his eyes open, and he throws himself off the lab slab, knocking Dana down...as something big and red impacts right where his head was...
Utter total panic in his eyes, Zor grabs up Dana and runs for the commandeered hovercar waiting outside the lab, jumps in, and takes off, as the rest of the perplexed 15th pile in at the last moment...Louie's last in, but as he does, he asks: "Hey, how'd this get here?!"
Zor's only response is the floor the accelerator...

drewkitty ~..~ · Thu Apr 23, 2009 3:06 pm

Scientist clone comes into the masters chambers.
S: sirs, your emergency order for more clone type Z has been finished and assigned to the general population, bioroid corps, ships masters, and security cops".
The masters look at each other as if to accuse the others of independent actions, then look back to the scientist clone.
M1: "We never ordered such."
M2: "Who gave you the order?"
M3: "What did the clone look like?"
S:*looks confused*"The order came in two days ago, via a messenger clone with a E-board with the order"*hands the e-board to the Masters*"Everything was in order so there was no reason to question the order."
"part of it made since at the time because the clone Z-048 inducted into the med facility beaten and battered."
*The masters look at each other*
M2:"how many were ordered?"
M1:"how many are finished?"
S: "10,000 were ordered, and the instructions were to report to you only after they were completed and assigned"
*each of the masters touch their mushroom and the scientist clone gets taken away by a triumphant of security clones.*
M3:"we now know why were are almost out of protoculture."
M2:"we need to expedite recovery of the production matrix"

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu Apr 23, 2009 5:59 pm

Dana, Bowie, and Louie are disguised in cloaks in the clone rec center when one of the servitors gestures them to leave the table...
As they leave, and another group of clones comes in, the table previously used by the 15th is cleaned and extensively checked by the servitor...
Finding nothing, she glares at the departing cloaked figures; "%&^&ing jerks! Skinflints! Not a bleeding damn tip at all!"

Meanwhile, Dante and Phillips are beating up on Guard Triumvirates...
Dante comes roaring at his when the clone throws up his hands; "Not the face! Please, not the face!"
Dante: "Okay." (kicks him in the gut instead)
Clone: (strained)"...thank you..." *THUD*
Philllips is trying to smash his over the head with little success..
Clone: "Hey!*grunt* Quit trying to (ouch!) poke me in the eye with that thing!"
Phillips: "Sorry." (picks up something something heavier and brains him)
Dante: "Okay, grab their guns!"
Phillips: "One for each of us...but how these things work?"(looks at the fallen Guards) "Hey, dudes, can you tell us how these things work?"
Guard:(semi-conscious)"....shoulda thought about...that...before...you beat the crap outta us!"
Dante: "Okay....That's a 'no' then...So we just point these things at them while fiddling with the buttons until something happens."
Guard: (suddenly alert and sweating)"Orange button above the trigger guard's the safety! The yellow latch on the side of the round section releases the power cell for swapping out! The green button on top's the fire selector, and the little LED display tells you how many shots are left!"
Dante: "Thanks for your cooperation..."

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Thu Apr 23, 2009 9:20 pm

taalismn wrote:Zor Prime's getting his memories re-integrated when the 15th busts in...as they anxiously crowd around, waiting to see if his brains have unscrambled, Dana keeps trying to prompt him...to no avail...suddenly, his eyes moving in REM sleep, a memory floats to the surface..
"YYAAAGGGHHH!!!!"
With a scream his eyes open, and he throws himself off the lab slab, knocking Dana down...as something big and red impacts right where his head was...
Utter total panic in his eyes, Zor grabs up Dana and runs for the commandeered hovercar waiting outside the lab, jumps in, and takes off, as the rest of the perplexed 15th pile in at the last moment...Louie's last in, but as he does, he asks: "Hey, how'd this get here?!"
Zor's only response is the floor the accelerator...

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Thu Apr 23, 2009 9:22 pm

drewkitty ~..~ wrote:Scientist clone comes into the masters chambers.
S: sirs, your emergency order for more clone type Z has been finished and assigned to the general population, bioroid corps, ships masters, and security cops".
The masters look at each other as if to accuse the others of independent actions, then look back to the scientist clone.
M1: "We never ordered such."
M2: "Who gave you the order?"
M3: "What did the clone look like?"
S:*looks confused*"The order came in two days ago, via a messenger clone with a E-board with the order"*hands the e-board to the Masters*"Everything was in order so there was no reason to question the order."
"part of it made since at the time because the clone Z-048 inducted into the med facility beaten and battered."
*The masters look at each other*
M2:"how many were ordered?"
M1:"how many are finished?"
S: "10,000 were ordered, and the instructions were to report to you only after they were completed and assigned"
*each of the masters touch their mushroom and the scientist clone gets taken away by a triumphant of security clones.*
M3:"we now know why were are almost out of protoculture."
M2:"we need to expedite recovery of the production matrix"

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Thu Apr 23, 2009 9:24 pm

taalismn wrote:Dana, Bowie, and Louie are disguised in cloaks in the clone rec center when one of the servitors gestures them to leave the table...
As they leave, and another group of clones comes in, the table previously used by the 15th is cleaned and extensively checked by the servitor...
Finding nothing, she glares at the departing cloaked figures; "%&^&ing jerks! Skinflints! Not a bleeding damn tip at all!"

Meanwhile, Dante and Phillips are beating up on Guard Triumvirates...
Dante comes roaring at his when the clone throws up his hands; "Not the face! Please, not the face!"
Dante: "Okay." (kicks him in the gut instead)
Clone: (strained)"...thank you..." *THUD*
Philllips is trying to smash his over the head with little success..
Clone: "Hey!*grunt* Quit trying to (ouch!) poke me in the eye with that thing!"
Phillips: "Sorry." (picks up something something heavier and brains him)
Dante: "Okay, grab their guns!"
Phillips: "One for each of us...but how these things work?"(looks at the fallen Guards) "Hey, dudes, can you tell us how these things work?"
Guard:(semi-conscious)"....shoulda thought about...that...before...you beat the crap outta us!"
Dante: "Okay....That's a 'no' then...So we just point these things at them while fiddling with the buttons until something happens."
Guard: (suddenly alert and sweating)"Orange button above the trigger guard's the safety! The yellow latch on the side of the round section releases the power cell for swapping out! The green button on top's the fire selector, and the little LED display tells you how many shots are left!"
Dante: "Thanks for your cooperation..."

Aramanthus · Unread post by **Aramanthus** » Fri Apr 24, 2009 2:47 am

ROFLMAO!!! Those are some great ones! Please keep them coming!

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Fri Apr 24, 2009 5:55 pm

Gloval: "Well, THAT was a rather rough modular transformation! Sammie, now get the ship turned back!"
Sammie: "...er...that might take awhile..."
Gloval:(leaving bridge)"Nonsense! I have all confidence in you!"
Sammie:(looking at monitors)"...oh :eek:

...I REALLY wish Lisa were here...!"
(POV pullback, showing the SDF-1...only now it looks like Rubik's Cube as built by the Borg, and scrambled up...)

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Fri Apr 24, 2009 9:45 pm

taalismn wrote:Gloval: "Well, THAT was a rather rough modular transformation! Sammie, now get the ship turned back!"
Sammie: "...er...that might take awhile..."
Gloval:(leaving bridge)"Nonsense! I have all confidence in you!"
Sammie:(looking at monitors)"...oh ...I REALLY wish Lisa were here...!"
(POV pullback, showing the SDF-1...only now it looks like Rubik's Cube as built by the Borg, and scrambled up...)

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Fri Apr 24, 2009 11:41 pm

Dana and Louie are in Doctor Cochrane's lab, looking at the captured bioroid...
Louie wraps one of the control cables around his arm and begins flexing his arm, his movements being aped by the Bioroid's own arm...
"See? Perfect direct nueral-muscular control! Precise, responsive---"
*crinkcrinkchangk*"AIIEE--"*SPLAT*CRUNCH....
Louie looks in shock at where he just dropped the ton-heavy Bioroid arm on top of Cochrane, squashing him like a bug...
Dana: "...ah...er.....Okay, horribly tragic accident, Louie...You saw it! Professor Cochrane was messing around with it and he had a tragic accident...that's what it was!"

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Sat Apr 25, 2009 5:43 pm

taalismn wrote:Dana and Louie are in Doctor Cochrane's lab, looking at the captured bioroid...
Louie wraps one of the control cables around his arm and begins flexing his arm, his movements being aped by the Bioroid's own arm...
"See? Perfect direct nueral-muscular control! Precise, responsive---"
*crinkcrinkchangk*"AIIEE--"*SPLAT*CRUNCH....
Louie looks in shock at where he just dropped the ton-heavy Bioroid arm on top of Cochrane, squashing him like a bug...
Dana: "...ah...er.....Okay, horribly tragic accident, Louie...You saw it! Professor Cochrane was messing around with it and he had a tragic accident...that's what it was!"

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sat Apr 25, 2009 8:13 pm

Lab technician rushes in after last scene: "I saw that! You killed Professor Cochrane! You murdering---!"
Behind him, Dana wraps the control cable around her arm...
*clangor*SQUASH*
---and kills the tech just as dead....
Dana: "Like I said; tragic accident...claims two lives..."
Louie: "...you just...deliberately...killed..."
Dana: "It's like this, Louie; if he'd talked you'd be on your way to a little tiny cell with a two hundred pound military-hating draft dodger who hasn't seen a woman in over a year..."
Louie: "I'll wipe the lab recorders..."

Aramanthus · Unread post by **Aramanthus** » Mon Apr 27, 2009 3:33 am

ROFLMAO!! Those were great! Please keep them coming. I can always use the laughs!

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Mon Apr 27, 2009 5:49 pm

"Idiots!!!...Zentraedi grunts are supposed to come out of stasis juiced and primed for action!! Drug-excited killing machines! Fearless! Without Mercy! Without thought but the mission! Who the hell screwed up the damn chemical inputs?!!!!!"
"Really...it's not that bad..."
"YOU MORONS DOSED AN ENTIRE DIVISION'S SETTINGS WITH -PROZAC-!!!!"

(meanwhile)
"Icehawk Flight to base.....there's something wrong with these particular Zentraedi....Need orders on this one..."
(shot of several hundred Zentraedi mecha just floating around, occasionally bumping into each other, unmindful of the veritechs hovering nearby...close -up shot of Pod Pilot totally zonged out with stupid grin on his face...)

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Mon Apr 27, 2009 11:10 pm

taalismn wrote:Lab technician rushes in after last scene: "I saw that! You killed Professor Cochrane! You murdering---!"
Behind him, Dana wraps the control cable around her arm...
*clangor*SQUASH*
---and kills the tech just as dead....
Dana: "Like I said; tragic accident...claims two lives..."
Louie: "...you just...deliberately...killed..."
Dana: "It's like this, Louie; if he'd talked you'd be on your way to a little tiny cell with a two hundred pound military-hating draft dodger who hasn't seen a woman in over a year..."
Louie: "I'll wipe the lab recorders..."

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Mon Apr 27, 2009 11:11 pm

taalismn wrote:"Idiots!!!...Zentraedi grunts are supposed to come out of stasis juiced and primed for action!! Drug-excited killing machines! Fearless! Without Mercy! Without thought but the mission! Who the hell screwed up the damn chemical inputs?!!!!!"
"Really...it's not that bad..."
"YOU MORONS DOSED AN ENTIRE DIVISION'S SETTINGS WITH -PROZAC-!!!!"

(meanwhile)
"Icehawk Flight to base.....there's something wrong with these particular Zentraedi....Need orders on this one..."
(shot of several hundred Zentraedi mecha just floating around, occasionally bumping into each other, unmindful of the veritechs hovering nearby...close -up shot of Pod Pilot totally zonged out with stupid grin on his face...)

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Tue Apr 28, 2009 1:58 pm

"Masters, your days aare at an end!"
"Foolish Zor Prime! You cannot stop us from achieving our goals, so there!" *PIMP SLAP*
"-OUCH! You bastard! You hit me! In the face! Why, I'm goin-"
"Like that, Zor Prime? Have another!" *SLAP*
"THAT'S IT! NOw you're getting it!" *SLAP*SLAP*SLAP**SLAP*SLAP*SLAP*
*SLAP*SLAP*SLAP**SLAP*SLAP*SLAP**SLAP*SLAP*SLAP*
"You cannot hope to win, Zor Prime! We are superior!"
*SLAP*SLAP*SLAP**SLAP*SLAP*SLAP*
*SLAP*SLAP*SLAP**SLAP*SLAP*SLAP**SLAP*SLAP*SLAP*
"ARGH! THAT'S NOT FAIR! THERE'S -THREE- OF YOU, AND ONLY ONE OF ME!!! CUT IT OUT!!!"
*SLAP*SLAP*SLAP**SLAP*SLAP*SLAP*
*SLAP*SLAP*SLAP**SLAP*SLAP*SLAP**SLAP*SLAP*SLAP*
"It os the superiority of the -Triumvirate-, Zor Prime! Now don't you wish you'd stayed on our good side?"
*SLAP*SLAP*SLAP**SLAP*SLAP*SLAP*
*SLAP*SLAP*SLAP**SLAP*SLAP*SLAP**SLAP*SLAP*SLAP*
*ker-chak*
"...dana...?"
"That, meatbags, was the sound of the safety on this rifle going off...It's also the sound of a Great Equalizer...I've got thirty-three shots in the battery on this thing, and three big targets in front of me...Now ask yourself; which one of you do I start with? "

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Tue Apr 28, 2009 10:21 pm

taalismn wrote:"Masters, your days aare at an end!"
"Foolish Zor Prime! You cannot stop us from achieving our goals, so there!" *PIMP SLAP*
"-OUCH! You bastard! You hit me! In the face! Why, I'm goin-"
"Like that, Zor Prime? Have another!" *SLAP*
"THAT'S IT! NOw you're getting it!" *SLAP*SLAP*SLAP**SLAP*SLAP*SLAP*
*SLAP*SLAP*SLAP**SLAP*SLAP*SLAP**SLAP*SLAP*SLAP*
"You cannot hope to win, Zor Prime! We are superior!"
*SLAP*SLAP*SLAP**SLAP*SLAP*SLAP*
*SLAP*SLAP*SLAP**SLAP*SLAP*SLAP**SLAP*SLAP*SLAP*
"ARGH! THAT'S NOT FAIR! THERE'S -THREE- OF YOU, AND ONLY ONE OF ME!!! CUT IT OUT!!!"
*SLAP*SLAP*SLAP**SLAP*SLAP*SLAP*
*SLAP*SLAP*SLAP**SLAP*SLAP*SLAP**SLAP*SLAP*SLAP*
"It os the superiority of the -Triumvirate-, Zor Prime! Now don't you wish you'd stayed on our good side?"
*SLAP*SLAP*SLAP**SLAP*SLAP*SLAP*
*SLAP*SLAP*SLAP**SLAP*SLAP*SLAP**SLAP*SLAP*SLAP*
*ker-chak*
"...dana...?"
"That, meatbags, was the sound of the safety on this rifle going off...It's also the sound of a Great Equalizer...I've got thirty-three shots in the battery on this thing, and three big targets in front of me...Now ask yourself; which one of you do I start with? "

Aramanthus · Unread post by **Aramanthus** » Wed Apr 29, 2009 4:00 am

ROFLMAO!!! Excellent one! Please keep them coming!

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Wed Apr 29, 2009 9:40 am

Zor steps into the Robotech Masters' bridge...
"When last we met, you were the masters and I was the student..."
*ZZZSSSTTTT*
"...now -I- am the master!"
The Masters look at the yard-long flaming saber in Zor Prime's hand, and freak...
Meanwhile, Dana, behind him, claps her face in her hands..."I really shouldn't have shown him 'Star Wars' on barracks movie night!...What was I THINKING?!"

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Wed Apr 29, 2009 6:45 pm

taalismn wrote:Zor steps into the Robotech Masters' bridge...
"When last we met, you were the masters and I was the student..."
*ZZZSSSTTTT*
"...now -I- am the master!"
The Masters look at the yard-long flaming saber in Zor Prime's hand, and freak...
Meanwhile, Dana, behind him, claps her face in her hands..."I really shouldn't have shown him 'Star Wars' on barracks movie night!...What was I THINKING?!"

And I am now a Champion in rank! YAAAA!!

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Wed Apr 29, 2009 6:50 pm

Alpha 11 wrote:[

And I am now a Champion in rank! YAAAA!!

Congrats!
Now go unplug the toilets...(hands the hapless and gobsmacked Zentraedi promotee a plunger)
:demon:

With great power comes great responsibility!

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Wed Apr 29, 2009 10:31 pm

taalismn wrote:
Alpha 11 wrote:[

And I am now a Champion in rank! YAAAA!!

Congrats!
Now go unplug the toilets...(hands the hapless and gobsmacked Zentraedi promotee a plunger)

With great power comes great responsibility!

NNNNOOOOOO!!!!!! :eek: