Robotech Blooper Reels

Aramanthus · Unread post by **Aramanthus** » Fri May 15, 2009 3:57 am

ROFLMAO!!! Those were some great ones! Please keep them coming!

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Fri May 15, 2009 11:16 am

Alpha 11 wrote:My I ask why everyone is protecting the newy here?

Anyways: Alpha 11 powers up to Super Sayian 5 (yes, someone made it up and stats of it and put it on the web), with Sharingan eyes blazing, destorys everything in the basement. Calmly walks out of the basement, puts a note on the door that basicly says ENOUGH! Goes out side, flies to the nearest space port. Boards his personal ship, flys to space, opens radam Rift and goes through, never to be seen again. The end.

Now can we get on with the good stuff and leave me out of it, please.

Just make sure the head in your spaceship is working properly...'cause when you're in the Big Deep, thousands of light years from civilization, getting a plumber on short notice ain't in the cards...
(Alpha 11 opens up a small closet on his ship, revealing a large hulking guy in magenta and white power armor, crammed inside..)
Alpha 11: "It's stuck again! Go to it!"
TechMarine Harkon: "Awwww maannnnn!!!! Have a heart! I'm supposed to be on vacaaattiiiooonnnn!!!"

(Okay, that was my last shot...)

Louie Nichols on the Masters' ship attacking their master computer, when it wraps him in electrical cords and starts zapping the hell out of him...
****ZZZZZZZIIIIIZZZZZZZZZZZZZTTTTTTTT****
"YEAH BABY YEAH! THAT'S THE WAY I LIKE IT!!!!"
****ZZZZZZZIIIIIZZZZZZZZZZZZZTTTTTTTT****
"OHMIGODWOOWWWMOREMOREMORE--MORE POWER TO MMMMEEEEE!!!!!!"
"ISF squad three here...we've found the final intruder...The Living Computer has him...he seeems to be...enjoying it...."
****ZZZZZZZIIIIIZZZZZZZZZZZZZTTTTTTTT****
"WHEW-WHEW-WHEW-WHEWWWIIIEEEEE!!!!!"
(Louie's in high voltage heaven...and the Living Computer's starting to smoke...."
"Shouldn't we go in and subdue him...?"
(looking at the moaning and ecstatic Louie)"Uh-uh...I ain't going NEAR that freak...."

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Sat May 16, 2009 12:31 am

taalismn wrote:
Alpha 11 wrote:My I ask why everyone is protecting the newy here?

Anyways: Alpha 11 powers up to Super Sayian 5 (yes, someone made it up and stats of it and put it on the web), with Sharingan eyes blazing, destorys everything in the basement. Calmly walks out of the basement, puts a note on the door that basicly says ENOUGH! Goes out side, flies to the nearest space port. Boards his personal ship, flys to space, opens radam Rift and goes through, never to be seen again. The end.

Now can we get on with the good stuff and leave me out of it, please.

Just make sure the head in your spaceship is working properly...'cause when you're in the Big Deep, thousands of light years from civilization, getting a plumber on short notice ain't in the cards...
(Alpha 11 opens up a small closet on his ship, revealing a large hulking guy in magenta and white power armor, crammed inside..)
Alpha 11: "It's stuck again! Go to it!"
TechMarine Harkon: "Awwww maannnnn!!!! Have a heart! I'm supposed to be on vacaaattiiiooonnnn!!!"

(Okay, that was my last shot...)

Louie Nichols on the Masters' ship attacking their master computer, when it wraps him in electrical cords and starts zapping the hell out of him...
****ZZZZZZZIIIIIZZZZZZZZZZZZZTTTTTTTT****
"YEAH BABY YEAH! THAT'S THE WAY I LIKE IT!!!!"
****ZZZZZZZIIIIIZZZZZZZZZZZZZTTTTTTTT****
"OHMIGODWOOWWWMOREMOREMORE--MORE POWER TO MMMMEEEEE!!!!!!"
"ISF squad three here...we've found the final intruder...The Living Computer has him...he seeems to be...enjoying it...."
****ZZZZZZZIIIIIZZZZZZZZZZZZZTTTTTTTT****
"WHEW-WHEW-WHEW-WHEWWWIIIEEEEE!!!!!"
(Louie's in high voltage heaven...and the Living Computer's starting to smoke...."
"Shouldn't we go in and subdue him...?"
(looking at the moaning and ecstatic Louie)"Uh-uh...I ain't going NEAR that freak...."

Thanks! And a nice way to end it. And as for the last part: :lol:

,but wierd.

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Sat May 16, 2009 12:33 am

Harry Leferts wrote:
taalismn wrote:
Alpha 11 wrote:My I ask why everyone is protecting the newy here?

Anyways: Alpha 11 powers up to Super Sayian 5 (yes, someone made it up and stats of it and put it on the web), with Sharingan eyes blazing, destorys everything in the basement. Calmly walks out of the basement, puts a note on the door that basicly says ENOUGH! Goes out side, flies to the nearest space port. Boards his personal ship, flys to space, opens radam Rift and goes through, never to be seen again. The end.

Now can we get on with the good stuff and leave me out of it, please.

Just make sure the head in your spaceship is working properly...'cause when you're in the Big Deep, thousands of light years from civilization, getting a plumber on short notice ain't in the cards...
(Alpha 11 opens up a small closet on his ship, revealing a large hulking guy in magenta and white power armor, crammed inside..)
Alpha 11: "It's stuck again! Go to it!"
TechMarine Harkon: "Awwww maannnnn!!!! Have a heart! I'm supposed to be on vacaaattiiiooonnnn!!!"

Hmm... I could... Nah! Too easy! And then there's the fact that I already agreed to drop it... But... No! NO!NO!NOOO! I COULDN'T...But still... Soooo tempting....

Signed,
Harry Leferts

And thank you for stopping there.

Aramanthus · Unread post by **Aramanthus** » Sat May 16, 2009 3:53 am

LOL Pretty good ones! Please keep them coming!

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sat May 16, 2009 10:16 am

The 15th ATACS are barreling across the wastelands, when they come under attack...they switch to Battloid mode...Only Dante's tank falls apart, sending him sitting in mid-air holding the control yokes of his tank...
Then his armor falls off...
Then his uniform falls off...
He's sitting on air in his underwear....
"Mom warned me about days like this...."

"REally, Angelo...hearts and polka dots? ...."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sat May 16, 2009 4:04 pm

Nova Satori: "*Ahem*...I would like, in light of recent posts to this public forum, protest the depictions of me as some sort of pain-obsessed S&M fanatic who routinely drugs her dates...In my line of work, security is priority one, and Zor was a suspect alien still under observation and thus subject to legitimate means of deep interrogation..."
Dana: "So he was 'suspect', but you stuck him in my unit..."
Nova: "...Yes..."
Dana: "But you still tried to drug Dennis Brown.."
Nova: "That was an ACCIDENT!"
Dana: "And with Komodo in the casbah?"
Nova: "...That wasn't me! He was so nervous he took a belt to calm himself down! He was already snockered when he..."
Dana: "And the electroshock with that guy in college..?"
Nova: "...how did you know abo...NO! That was college behavioral studies!!!"
Louie: "She likes electric shocks?"
Dana: "Carries a shock prod on her all the time..."
Nova: "HEY!"
Louie: (looking real interested)"Oh, you too?"
Nova: "...I also got Mace.."
Louie: (backing off)"Roger, wilco..."

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Sat May 16, 2009 5:46 pm

Dairugger XV wrote:Nova tries not to let her emotions show on her face as she reads a proposal set on her desk, "No, Dana, I don't think you're idea of a tank police unit is a good idea. So, I'm not going to endorse your transfer to the GMP."

Dana pouts a little, "But TANKS BEAT EVERYTHING! I mean I've beaten just about everything the Masters have with my tank, even one of their motherships. So about the only thing left for me Monuments criminals!"

Nova couldn't decide whether to be annoyed or amused, "Dana, even though there are times I want to blow some of the less savory elements away with one of your tank cannons, it's not how the GMP operates, otherwise half of Monument would be in ruins. Besides, GMP officers should be above reproach, and your reputation is less than sterling..."

Dana glowered at Nova.

"Sorry, I didn't mean to make that pun," Nova sighed then a cheshire grin came across here face, "If you're really want to try something new, why don't you come to my favorite club with me tonight?"

Dana looked preplexed but decided to give it a try, "Sure, maybe I should wear that new dress I just bought..."

Nova cut her off, "Nah, I've got a leather outfit you can borrow that'll fit in better there."

Dana beamed cheerfully, "Okay, see you there."

Nova was secretly excited. Surely, Dana's half-Zentraedi physiology would have the constitution to last longer than Zor ever did...

I am afraid to ask! :eek:

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Sat May 16, 2009 5:48 pm

taalismn wrote:Nova Satori: "*Ahem*...I would like, in light of recent posts to this public forum, protest the depictions of me as some sort of pain-obsessed S&M fanatic who routinely drugs her dates...In my line of work, security is priority one, and Zor was a suspect alien still under observation and thus subject to legitimate means of deep interrogation..."
Dana: "So he was 'suspect', but you stuck him in my unit..."
Nova: "...Yes..."
Dana: "But you still tried to drug Dennis Brown.."
Nova: "That was an ACCIDENT!"
Dana: "And with Komodo in the casbah?"
Nova: "...That wasn't me! He was so nervous he took a belt to calm himself down! He was already snockered when he..."
Dana: "And the electroshock with that guy in college..?"
Nova: "...how did you know abo...NO! That was college behavioral studies!!!"
Louie: "She likes electric shocks?"
Dana: "Carries a shock prod on her all the time..."
Nova: "HEY!"
Louie: (looking real interested)"Oh, you too?"
Nova: "...I also got Mace.."
Louie: (backing off)"Roger, wilco..."

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Sat May 16, 2009 5:49 pm

Dairugger XV wrote:[A quick topic crossover from crossover question]

Shinji: But what about that time when I first came over and you-
Nova: Quiet you! We're NOT getting into that.
Shinji: But it felt so good...
Dana: I don't know whether to blame your male gene donor or to say that explains your taste in women...
Louie: Probably a little both.

I am really starting to worry about Nova, now.

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sat May 16, 2009 8:24 pm

Nova: "I-DO-NOT-BEND-THAT-WAY!!!!"
Courier: "Nova Satori?"
Nova: "YES???!!!"
Courier: "Delivery. Can you sign for this?"
Nova: "(blink)...ah...okay...there."
Courier: "Okay, where do you want us to put the rack?"
Nova: "In my bedroom.....(looks out the 4th wall)...IT'S A _WEIGHT_ RACK! I DO CALESTHENICS WHEN I GET UP! HONEST!!!"

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Sat May 16, 2009 11:55 pm

taalismn wrote:Nova: "I-DO-NOT-BEND-THAT-WAY!!!!"
Courier: "Nova Satori?"
Nova: "YES???!!!"
Courier: "Delivery. Can you sign for this?"
Nova: "(blink)...ah...okay...there."
Courier: "Okay, where do you want us to put the rack?"
Nova: "In my bedroom.....(looks out the 4th wall)...IT'S A _WEIGHT_ RACK! I DO CALESTHENICS WHEN I GET UP! HONEST!!!"

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Sat May 16, 2009 11:55 pm

Dairugger XV wrote:Nova is actually one of my favorite characters...

Nova: Fine I'll admit it, I like some unusual things. But honestly its not a power trip! The straps and gear are for me...
Dana goes wide eyed.
Nova: What I can't have odd hobbies?

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sun May 17, 2009 10:55 am

"Package for you, Angelo!"
"Oh great! It's from my mother! Oh incredible!"
"Cookies from home?"
"Better..."
"A BAZOOKA?!"
"With genuine Soviet mech-puncher plasma shells! They don't make personal curbstomp like they used to!"
"You get ordnance from your MOTHER!?"
"Hey, Mom still has connections..."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sun May 17, 2009 10:59 am

Dairugger XV wrote:Nova is actually one of my favorite characters...

Nova: Fine I'll admit it, I like some unusual things. But honestly its not a power trip! The straps and gear are for me...
Dana goes wide eyed.
Nova: What I can't have odd hobbies?

"'Evil Lecherous Alien Ravaging Helpless Earthgirl' ain't a hobby, it's a mental illness..."
"I'M INTO RAPPELING, OKAY!? IT'S -CLIMBING- GEAR!!!!"
"You just keep trying to convince yourself of that, Nova..."

drewkitty ~..~ · Sun May 17, 2009 12:00 pm

taalismn wrote:
Dairugger XV wrote:Nova is actually one of my favorite characters...

Nova: Fine I'll admit it, I like some unusual things. But honestly its not a power trip! The straps and gear are for me...
Dana goes wide eyed.
Nova: What I can't have odd hobbies?

"'Evil Lecherous Alien Ravaging Helpless Earthgirl' ain't a hobby, it's a mental illness..."
"I'M INTO RAPPELING, OKAY!? IT'S -CLIMBING- GEAR!!!!"
"You just keep trying to convince yourself of that, Nova..."

Wouldn't Nova you portrayed above be a E.L.E.R.H.A.?
'Evil Lecherous Earthgirl Ravaging Helpless Alien'

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sun May 17, 2009 1:33 pm

drewkitty ~..~ wrote:
taalismn wrote:
Dairugger XV wrote:Nova is actually one of my favorite characters...

Nova: Fine I'll admit it, I like some unusual things. But honestly its not a power trip! The straps and gear are for me...
Dana goes wide eyed.
Nova: What I can't have odd hobbies?

"'Evil Lecherous Alien Ravaging Helpless Earthgirl' ain't a hobby, it's a mental illness..."
"I'M INTO RAPPELING, OKAY!? IT'S -CLIMBING- GEAR!!!!"
"You just keep trying to convince yourself of that, Nova..."

Wouldn't Nova you portrayed above be a E.L.E.R.H.A.?
'Evil Lecherous Earthgirl Ravaging Helpless Alien'

"We're messing with her head enough as it is....You really wanna see her have a nervous breakdown while she still has her sidearm?"

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Sun May 17, 2009 5:29 pm

taalismn wrote:"Package for you, Angelo!"
"Oh great! It's from my mother! Oh incredible!"
"Cookies from home?"
"Better..."
"A BAZOOKA?!"
"With genuine Soviet mech-puncher plasma shells! They don't make personal curbstomp like they used to!"
"You get ordnance from your MOTHER!?"
"Hey, Mom still has connections..."

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Sun May 17, 2009 5:30 pm

taalismn wrote:
drewkitty ~..~ wrote:
taalismn wrote:
Dairugger XV wrote:Nova is actually one of my favorite characters...

Nova: Fine I'll admit it, I like some unusual things. But honestly its not a power trip! The straps and gear are for me...
Dana goes wide eyed.
Nova: What I can't have odd hobbies?

"'Evil Lecherous Alien Ravaging Helpless Earthgirl' ain't a hobby, it's a mental illness..."
"I'M INTO RAPPELING, OKAY!? IT'S -CLIMBING- GEAR!!!!"
"You just keep trying to convince yourself of that, Nova..."

Wouldn't Nova you portrayed above be a E.L.E.R.H.A.?
'Evil Lecherous Earthgirl Ravaging Helpless Alien'

"We're messing with her head enough as it is....You really wanna see her have a nervous breakdown while she still has her sidearm?"

I'm surprised she hasn't lost it already.

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sun May 17, 2009 6:52 pm

"Sean?"
"Marie?"
"Just so you know...TASC is ALWAYS on top."
"(ulp)...Yes, Ma'am!"

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Mon May 18, 2009 9:57 pm

taalismn wrote:"Sean?"
"Marie?"
"Just so you know...TASC is ALWAYS on top."
"(ulp)...Yes, Ma'am!"

Oooookkkkkkk.... I don't want to know. :eek:

green.nova343 · Tue May 19, 2009 8:33 am

Alpha 11 wrote:
taalismn wrote:"Sean?"
"Marie?"
"Just so you know...TASC is ALWAYS on top."
"(ulp)...Yes, Ma'am!"

Oooookkkkkkk.... I don't want to know.

Too late, you already do... and you know you wanted to, anyway :mrgreen:

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Tue May 19, 2009 11:28 am

Alpha 11 wrote:
taalismn wrote:"Sean?"
"Marie?"
"Just so you know...TASC is ALWAYS on top."
"(ulp)...Yes, Ma'am!"

Oooookkkkkkk.... I don't want to know.

Yeah, yeah...that what they all sez...The same folks who bid on Ebay for Miriya Parino's pre-micronization brassiere....

drewkitty ~..~ · Tue May 19, 2009 3:37 pm

taalismn wrote:
Yeah, yeah...that what they all sez...The same folks who bid on Ebay for Miriya Parino's pre-micronization brassiere....

Mirria: Max what is this big box, UPS delivered it yesterday while we were out.
Max: *trying to look nonchalant*"Oh nothing much, had to take something off the market."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Tue May 19, 2009 5:09 pm

Rand and Annie get rescued from the Invid mountain fortress, as their friends scrape the Invid protogoop off of them...

Rand:"...i've been spammed..."

Rand: "...needs soy sauce..."

Rand:(blank look in his eyes as he looks at Rook) "......brrrraaaaiiiinnnnssssss......"

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Tue May 19, 2009 9:54 pm

green.nova343 wrote:
Alpha 11 wrote:
taalismn wrote:"Sean?"
"Marie?"
"Just so you know...TASC is ALWAYS on top."
"(ulp)...Yes, Ma'am!"

Oooookkkkkkk.... I don't want to know.

Too late, you already do... and you know you wanted to, anyway

Actually, I really don't.

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Tue May 19, 2009 9:54 pm

drewkitty ~..~ wrote:
taalismn wrote:
Yeah, yeah...that what they all sez...The same folks who bid on Ebay for Miriya Parino's pre-micronization brassiere....

Mirria: Max what is this big box, UPS delivered it yesterday while we were out.
Max: *trying to look nonchalant*"Oh nothing much, had to take something off the market."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Wed May 20, 2009 5:03 pm

Dairugger XV wrote:
drewkitty ~..~ wrote:Mirria: Max what is this big box, UPS delivered it yesterday while we were out.
Max: *trying to look nonchalant*"Oh nothing much, had to take something off the market."

Miriya opens the box and looks in: Max this thing is a hoax.
Max: Huh, but I thought...
Miriya: Our "support" was built into our uniforms...

"How much of our available resources did you squander on this?"
"...err..."
(because Zentraedi wouldn't think in terms of home finances and cost of living...it's logistics all the way!)

DhAkael · Unread post by **DhAkael** » Wed May 20, 2009 5:14 pm

taalismn wrote:
Dairugger XV wrote:
drewkitty ~..~ wrote:Mirria: Max what is this big box, UPS delivered it yesterday while we were out.
Max: *trying to look nonchalant*"Oh nothing much, had to take something off the market."

Miriya opens the box and looks in: Max this thing is a hoax.
Max: Huh, but I thought...
Miriya: Our "support" was built into our uniforms...

"How much of our available resources did you squander on this?"
"...err..."
(because Zentraedi wouldn't think in terms of home finances and cost of living...it's logistics all the way!)

That made me smile....

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Wed May 20, 2009 6:43 pm

Rick:"Hello...Lisa?...come on, Lisa, pick up the phone...please...please...plea-Oh Hello, Lisa? Look, I really, really wanted to apologize for that picnic thing...I mean, I'm really sor---You want? Me? Now? Where? Okay...I'll be seeing you....I mean it..."
(hangs up, turns to Max, who's there for moral support)"She wants to come over to her place right now..."
Max: "This soon after you cheesed her off? Think it's a trap?"
Rick: "You hear us arguing?"
Max: "No..."
Rick: "Trap."

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Wed May 20, 2009 6:57 pm

taalismn wrote:Rick:"Hello...Lisa?...come on, Lisa, pick up the phone...please...please...plea-Oh Hello, Lisa? Look, I really, really wanted to apologize for that picnic thing...I mean, I'm really sor---You want? Me? Now? Where? Okay...I'll be seeing you....I mean it..."
(hangs up, turns to Max, who's there for moral support)"She wants to come over to her place right now..."
Max: "This soon after you cheesed her off? Think it's a trap?"
Rick: "You hear us arguing?"
Max: "No..."
Rick: "Trap."

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Wed May 20, 2009 6:58 pm

DhAkael wrote:
taalismn wrote:
Dairugger XV wrote:
drewkitty ~..~ wrote:Mirria: Max what is this big box, UPS delivered it yesterday while we were out.
Max: *trying to look nonchalant*"Oh nothing much, had to take something off the market."

Miriya opens the box and looks in: Max this thing is a hoax.
Max: Huh, but I thought...
Miriya: Our "support" was built into our uniforms...

"How much of our available resources did you squander on this?"
"...err..."
(because Zentraedi wouldn't think in terms of home finances and cost of living...it's logistics all the way!)

That made me smile....

Ya, me too. You can tell he really loves her if he does that.

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Wed May 20, 2009 7:35 pm

Sling it between two trees, and you have a twin bucket hammock....

Aramanthus · Unread post by **Aramanthus** » Thu May 21, 2009 4:22 am

ROFLMAO!!! What about using Marino's personel gear for the sails for a sailing ship. There might be enough material to get the ship a decent speed.

green.nova343 · Thu May 21, 2009 9:32 am

taalismn wrote:Sling it between two trees, and you have a twin bucket hammock....

hammock, shmammock. waterproof the material, build a nice teak frame, & presto! dual hot tubs...

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu May 21, 2009 2:48 pm

Two seat person slingshot? For those Robotech Military Academy frat drunken parties?

"Hello, GMP? THis is Field Marshal Leonard....I got a broken window in my office and two intoxicated cadets laying concussed on my carpet..."

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Thu May 21, 2009 10:27 pm

taalismn wrote:Two seat person slingshot? For those Robotech Military Academy frat drunken parties?

"Hello, GMP? THis is Field Marshal Leonard....I got a broken window in my office and two intoxicated cadets laying concussed on my carpet..."

That's... just wrong.

drewkitty ~..~ · Thu May 21, 2009 11:27 pm

taalismn wrote:Two seat person slingshot? For those Robotech Military Academy frat drunken parties?

"Hello, GMP? THis is Field Marshal Leonard....I got a broken window in my office and two intoxicated cadets laying concussed on my carpet..."

*a giant hand reaches in an picks up the two frat boys, and giant head peers through the window*
"sorry about that Dean, it won't happen again."
*Leonard gets a whiff of the zent's breath and realizes, he is drunk also*

Aramanthus · Unread post by **Aramanthus** » Fri May 22, 2009 3:11 am

Just imagine how much alcohol it would take to get a Zentraedi drunk? A lot!

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Fri May 22, 2009 10:07 am

In the process of reading 'Rum' by Ian Williams about how colonial economies were AWASH in the stuff...figure that if folks like Khyron weren't megalomanical thugs, they'd be taking over the Carribean islands and other sugarcane-growing regions to return to the days of slave-labor cultivation for the makings....

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Fri May 22, 2009 10:08 am

Alpha 11 wrote:
taalismn wrote:Two seat person slingshot? For those Robotech Military Academy frat drunken parties?

"Hello, GMP? THis is Field Marshal Leonard....I got a broken window in my office and two intoxicated cadets laying concussed on my carpet..."

That's... just wrong.

It didn't get much better after he had armor-glass installed...

THUD*THUD
sqqqqqqqeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuukkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

drewkitty ~..~ · Sat May 23, 2009 12:06 am

GMP Operator:"Thank you for holding, this is the Global Military Police crime hotline. How may I assist you?."
young lady:" I need to report some graffiti on the building"
GMPO:"I think you are confused miss, we don't handle minor claims like that, try your local civil- defense force office"
YL: "I'm sorry but they told me to call you people, due to the placement of said graffiti"
GMPO:" still for a minor thing like graffiti you need to get your local officers to deal with it."
YL: "You still don't understand, I already called them and they took a look at it and they said to call you."
GMPO:"how about I listen while you start over and tell me the whole thing..?"*mildly patronizing annoyed*
YL: "okay.... During the someone painted the side of the building with "Tirol MoonDogs Rule!!". If you are not familiar with them that is the local collage football team"
GMPO:"I still do not see why the GMP should be the ones handling it....?"
YL: "well I'm Field marshal's Leonard's secretary and he wants the culprits that painted over the whole southern face of the ASC headquarter's building found and dealt with by noon, and the local civilian defense force destroids were decommissioned last year due to budget cuts. So they won't be heading over to the collage to arrest any full sized zentradiee."
GPMO: ".........
...........
.........

oh @#&*"

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sat May 23, 2009 10:07 am

Yep...Leonard's been a lot less enthused about college pranks since they balanced his limo on top of the Monument Towers radio spire...

While he was IN it...

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Sun May 24, 2009 10:08 pm

drewkitty ~..~ wrote:GMP Operator:"Thank you for holding, this is the Global Military Police crime hotline. How may I assist you?."
young lady:" I need to report some graffiti on the building"
GMPO:"I think you are confused miss, we don't handle minor claims like that, try your local civil- defense force office"
YL: "I'm sorry but they told me to call you people, due to the placement of said graffiti"
GMPO:" still for a minor thing like graffiti you need to get your local officers to deal with it."
YL: "You still don't understand, I already called them and they took a look at it and they said to call you."
GMPO:"how about I listen while you start over and tell me the whole thing..?"*mildly patronizing annoyed*
YL: "okay.... During the someone painted the side of the building with "Tirol MoonDogs Rule!!". If you are not familiar with them that is the local collage football team"
GMPO:"I still do not see why the GMP should be the ones handling it....?"
YL: "well I'm Field marshal's Leonard's secretary and he wants the culprits that painted over the whole southern face of the ASC headquarter's building found and dealt with by noon, and the local civilian defense force destroids were decommissioned last year due to budget cuts. So they won't be heading over to the collage to arrest any full sized zentradiee."
GPMO: ".........
...........
.........

oh @#&*"

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Sun May 24, 2009 10:08 pm

taalismn wrote:Yep...Leonard's been a lot less enthused about college pranks since they balanced his limo on top of the Monument Towers radio spire...

While he was IN it...

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Mon May 25, 2009 2:10 pm

Tactical Corps Forest Division Trooper:(looking dubiously at his M-29 Arbalest rifle)"Dude, if we're fighting in forest ad this is a FIREARM, why's it got feeakin' BOW ARMS!? They ain't necessary, and they only get tangled up in the growth!?"
TCFD Trooper #2: "Never mind that! I wanna know why this damn APE keeps trying to take it away from me!"
"RRRooaaurrgghhhhh!!!"*
(*"Gimme back my bowcaster!")

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Mon May 25, 2009 9:24 pm

taalismn wrote:Tactical Corps Forest Division Trooper:(looking dubiously at his M-29 Arbalest rifle)"Dude, if we're fighting in forest ad this is a FIREARM, why's it got feeakin' BOW ARMS!? They ain't necessary, and they only get tangled up in the growth!?"
TCFD Trooper #2: "Never mind that! I wanna know why this damn APE keeps trying to take it away from me!"
"RRRooaaurrgghhhhh!!!"*
(*"Gimme back my bowcaster!")

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Tue May 26, 2009 9:26 am

Southern CRoss ATAC unit is hurriedly scrambled as their base gets bounced by Bioroids; personnel are scrambling all over the place, some still throwing on their armor, others looking frantically for their weapons...
Hovertanker:(charging into combat) "You guys just picked the wrong killers to annoy!"(He changes his hovertank into Guardian mode, and lines up on an approaching command bioroid) "EAT one-oh-five meme DEATH!"
(A large silvery cylinder shoots out of the gun shield, lazily describes an arc to the target, then hits the Bioroid right in the forehead, exploding into a cascade of brown liquid and foam)
Hovertanker:(suddenly looking at his tank) "OH *%&^%!! This is the parade tank we tricked out for the Tactical Corps-Sea Squad football game! ARGHHH!!!"
Bioroid Squad Lieutenant: "Command, this is Secondary Tactical Commander T'zen...the MIcronians are beering us, repeat; the Micronians are beering us....Centurion R'al is already down!"

Jefffar · Unread post by **Jefffar** » Tue May 26, 2009 11:30 am

You forgot to mention one of the hovertankers is wearing pink boxers and flip flops.

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Tue May 26, 2009 5:49 pm

Jefffar wrote:You forgot to mention one of the hovertankers is wearing pink boxers and flip flops.

D'oh!
My combat-rated beer-googles got in the way, and I didn't see him....(shrug)