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Jefffar wrote:You forgot to mention one of the hovertankers is wearing pink boxers and flip flops.

LOL. That picture was really funny, wasn't it. Don't forget the backpack on top of the red t-shirt.

Nova: "Where's Zor?"
Dana: "Male bonding with Angelo."
Nova: "WHAT?!"
Dana: "It was Angelo's idea,too. I think he's warming to Zor."
Nova: "-DANTE-?!"
Dana: (seeing Nova's look) "Oh, don't worry. it' not a slash thing...He just took Zor bowling."
Louie: (passing by) "You DO know Angelo bowls overhand, don't you?"
Dana and Nove share a look, then start running for the garage.
"Which bowling alley?! There's eight of them in Monument!"

taalismn wrote:Southern CRoss ATAC unit is hurriedly scrambled as their base gets bounced by Bioroids; personnel are scrambling all over the place, some still throwing on their armor, others looking frantically for their weapons...
Hovertanker:(charging into combat) "You guys just picked the wrong killers to annoy!"(He changes his hovertank into Guardian mode, and lines up on an approaching command bioroid) "EAT one-oh-five meme DEATH!"
(A large silvery cylinder shoots out of the gun shield, lazily describes an arc to the target, then hits the Bioroid right in the forehead, exploding into a cascade of brown liquid and foam)
Hovertanker:(suddenly looking at his tank) "OH *%&^%!! This is the parade tank we tricked out for the Tactical Corps-Sea Squad football game! ARGHHH!!!"
Bioroid Squad Lieutenant: "Command, this is Secondary Tactical Commander T'zen...the MIcronians are beering us, repeat; the Micronians are beering us....Centurion R'al is already down!"

taalismn wrote:Nova: "Where's Zor?"
Dana: "Male bonding with Angelo."
Nova: "WHAT?!"
Dana: "It was Angelo's idea,too. I think he's warming to Zor."
Nova: "-DANTE-?!"
Dana: (seeing Nova's look) "Oh, don't worry. it' not a slash thing...He just took Zor bowling."
Louie: (passing by) "You DO know Angelo bowls overhand, don't you?"
Dana and Nove share a look, then start running for the garage.
"Which bowling alley?! There's eight of them in Monument!"

Janice Em: "Can we do that scene again....I want a rewrite! I mean, I sound like a total nif! I mean, I format my visual appearance to be more pleasing, with THESE two bazookas, based on their effect on people, but I don't know what to do with them?! Either I got brain-damaged during my last download, or we have to assume Professor Lang's a dirty old man!?"
"No, his niece, on whom your appearance was based, was just REALLY stacked..."
"Okay, so then he has an unhealthy obsession with his niece..."
"No! No! We're going with the 'memory damage' option!"
"So I act like a ditz?! Okay...that's going to cost extra.."

taalismn wrote:Janice Em: "Can we do that scene again....I want a rewrite! I mean, I sound like a total nif! I mean, I format my visual appearance to be more pleasing, with THESE two bazookas, based on their effect on people, but I don't know what to do with them?! Either I got brain-damaged during my last download, or we have to assume Professor Lang's a dirty old man!?"
"No, his niece, on whom your appearance was based, was just REALLY stacked..."
"Okay, so then he has an unhealthy obsession with his niece..."
"No! No! We're going with the 'memory damage' option!"
"So I act like a ditz?! Okay...that's going to cost extra.."

Rand: "Great...I'm in the SynchroCannon! NOW what do I do?! This thing looks so TOTALLY unlike an Alpha Fighter's controls! So what do I do ne---?! What's this stuck under the console? A copy of 'SynchroCannon For Dummies?!'--"So you just got ahold of a super-advanced weapon of mass destruction, so what do you do next?' Easy to follow instructions?! ' Introduction by Amuro Rei'?!"

Step one: grab the controls
step two: yank the controls about and mash all the buttons
step forty: pay close attention to the displays so you can bail if you accesently start the self destruct sequence.

ROFLMAO!!!! Those were great ones!


Don't fret if he kills a few of his companions. We here at Clones'RUS can replace those he accidently kills or mames with that WMD!

drewkitty ~..~ wrote:Step one: grab the controls
step two: yank the controls about and mash all the buttons
step forty: pay close attention to the displays so you can bail if you accesently start the self destruct sequence.

If more of your guys survive the battle than the other guys, you have won a resounding victory...

taalismn wrote:Rand: "Great...I'm in the SynchroCannon! NOW what do I do?! This thing looks so TOTALLY unlike an Alpha Fighter's controls! So what do I do ne---?! What's this stuck under the console? A copy of 'SynchroCannon For Dummies?!'--"So you just got ahold of a super-advanced weapon of mass destruction, so what do you do next?' Easy to follow instructions?! ' Introduction by Amuro Rei'?!"

drewkitty ~..~ wrote:Step one: grab the controls
step two: yank the controls about and mash all the buttons
step forty: pay close attention to the displays so you can bail if you accesently start the self destruct sequence.

If they haven't. Don't worry we can save your show! We here at Clones'RUS will make sure that your show will be able to finish.

Supreme Commander Dolza: "The first order of business that I will be enacting this cycle is a measure to show that I am still in charge of this armada, and wil reverse this disturbing trend of lack of discipline! Effective immeditately, we are instituting one day out of eight to be 'Casual Day'!.....Exedore, why are you looking at me like that? Breetai, quit banging your head on the table..."

taalismn wrote:Supreme Commander Dolza: "The first order of business that I will be enacting this cycle is a measure to show that I am still in charge of this armada, and wil reverse this disturbing trend of lack of discipline! Effective immeditately, we are instituting one day out of eight to be 'Casual Day'!.....Exedore, why are you looking at me like that? Breetai, quit banging your head on the table..."

LOL As long as they don't allow hawaiian shirts on casual day.

Aramanthus wrote:LOL As long as they don't allow hawaiian shirts on casual day.

Roy Fokker: "AUGH!!! SDF-1! I just lost visual! I'm BLIND up here!!!"

Yep...and Lang's wearing his 'Einstein sticking his tongue out' teeshirt...
While Zand's wearing his "I'm with Stupid' tee...

taalismn wrote:

Aramanthus wrote:LOL As long as they don't allow hawaiian shirts on casual day.

Roy Fokker: "AUGH!!! SDF-1! I just lost visual! I'm BLIND up here!!!"

Harry Leferts wrote:

taalismn wrote:

Aramanthus wrote:LOL As long as they don't allow hawaiian shirts on casual day.

Roy Fokker: "AUGH!!! SDF-1! I just lost visual! I'm BLIND up here!!!"

Cluadia: Roy... we can't help you, we're blind as well...

(The bridge crew is trying to avoid looking at Gloval who's sitting in the Captain's chair in a loud Hawaiian shirt and spandex...)

Signed,
Harry Leferts

Alpha 11 wrote:

Harry Leferts wrote:

taalismn wrote:

Aramanthus wrote:LOL As long as they don't allow hawaiian shirts on casual day.

Roy Fokker: "AUGH!!! SDF-1! I just lost visual! I'm BLIND up here!!!"

Cluadia: Roy... we can't help you, we're blind as well...

(The bridge crew is trying to avoid looking at Gloval who's sitting in the Captain's chair in a loud Hawaiian shirt and spandex...)

Signed,
Harry Leferts

Thats just wrong....

Comm traffic
S1-Roy: "Whoa.. what is the bikini top Claudia, not that I'm complaining"
B-C:"It's casual monday, so I'm wearing this till you take it off."*loving smirk*"so come back in one piece this time"
S1-R:"I'll make sure to come back and do that for you."
S1-R:"what is the 'old sourpuss' wearing if I might ask?"
B-C: *smirks*"she must be taking the casual monday to heart, PJ's and slippers."*shrugs*"at least she put on her makeup this time."
S1-R:*groans*" I got flack about that from the guys, thank you for straitening her out about that"
B-C:*laughing quietly*
S1_R: I'm glad my pilots have'ta wear their flightsuits. Some of them..."*shakes head* "just don't make anything with pineapples, they are back luck for me."

Rick Hunter: (looking at the dissipating cloud of ...eck...a pair of bermuda shorts, sandals, ugly teeshort, and sunglasses, near one of the airlocks leading onto the exterior of the SDF-1)"Casual Day doesn't apply to deep space wear..."
Ben: "At least not yet."

drewkitty ~..~ wrote:Comm traffic
S1-Roy: "Whoa.. what is the bikini top Claudia, not that I'm complaining"
B-C:"It's casual monday, so I'm wearing this till you take it off."*loving smirk*"so come back in one piece this time"
S1-R:"I'll make sure to come back and do that for you."
S1-R:"what is the 'old sourpuss' wearing if I might ask?"
B-C: *smirks*"she must be taking the casual monday to heart, PJ's and slippers."*shrugs*"at least she put on her makeup this time."
S1-R:*groans*" I got flack about that from the guys, thank you for straitening her out about that"
B-C:*laughing quietly*
S1_R: I'm glad my pilots have'ta wear their flightsuits. Some of them..."*shakes head* "just don't make anything with pineapples, they are back luck for me."

taalismn wrote:Rick Hunter: (looking at the dissipating cloud of ...eck...a pair of bermuda shorts, sandals, ugly teeshort, and sunglasses, near one of the airlocks leading onto the exterior of the SDF-1)"Casual Day doesn't apply to deep space wear..."
Ben: "At least not yet."

ROFLMAO!!! Great ones! Please keep them coming!

Casual Day....the Combined UEDF/Zentraedi fleet...soon after the treaty of alliance...
"Tilaya! What are you doing?!"
"Ah, Dran! If it wasn't for the fact that you're an excellent mechanic, I'd take insult at being addressed by a mere male like that! But if you must know, I've been studying micronian military customs, in order to adapt to them! I thought, being an elite warrioress myself, I'd take it upon myself to accustom myself to some of them, starting on my mechanized patrols in the atmosphere!"
"You don't mean..."
"Yes! I am 'going commando'!...Why are you looking at me like that? And why is that micronian technician behind you hyperventilating and collapsed on the deck like that? Is there something wrong with him?!"

taalismn wrote:Casual Day....the Combined UEDF/Zentraedi fleet...soon after the treaty of alliance...
"Tilaya! What are you doing?!"
"Ah, Dran! If it wasn't for the fact that you're an excellent mechanic, I'd take insult at being addressed by a mere male like that! But if you must know, I've been studying micronian military customs, in order to adapt to them! I thought, being an elite warrioress myself, I'd take it upon myself to accustom myself to some of them, starting on my mechanized patrols in the atmosphere!"
"You don't mean..."
"Yes! I am 'going commando'!...Why are you looking at me like that? And why is that micronian technician behind you hyperventilating and collapsed on the deck like that? Is there something wrong with him?!"

LOL Hopefully she has a body like Aria Giovanni and not like that Boyle woman! If she has a body like that Boyle person...............I hope they are ready for people pulling their eyes out with toothpicks.

"Milord Khyron, you called?"
"Yes, Grel, it's come to my attention that---WHAT THE PERYTONIAN -HELLS- ARE YOU WEARING?!"
"Something I picked up on Garuda..I figured it being Casual Day, I'd wear it! You like? I can pick you up one-"
"Looks like a weapons console after somebody drove their head through it! DOLZA! THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!!!!!"

taalismn wrote:"Milord Khyron, you called?"
"Yes, Grel, it's come to my attention that---WHAT THE PERYTONIAN -HELLS- ARE YOU WEARING?!"
"Something I picked up on Garuda..I figured it being Casual Day, I'd wear it! You like? I can pick you up one-"
"Looks like a weapons console after somebody drove their head through it! DOLZA! THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!!!!!"

LOL Hopefully they get to take a poke at Dolza for that sort of suggestion!

Breetai: "You know what annoys me, Exedore?"
Exedore: "What?"
Breetai: "Looking out at this vast vista of the Grand Fleet, I am both awed by its might, and annoyed by the fact that so many of the ships I know so little about...it's almost as if the makers just threw them out there to add bulk to our fleet...I'll bet that our ship databases don't have details on over half of the ships out there! Like, THAT one over there...I've never seen anything like that! It looks almost deformed!"
E: "Oh dear...That's because it's a cucumber..."
B: "WHAT?!"
E: "Yep...it's a cucumber...there's another over there...That yellowish one's a zuchinni....and I'm pretty sure that one off in the distance is a bell pepper...."
B: (looking at Exedore dumbfounded)"----"
E: "Looks like those lazy sods in animation were too cheap to do a proper background cell, so they raided the studio vegetable cooler for props...No WONDER we're going to lose this war..."

LOL!!!!

Khyron: "You think THAT'S bad? I know of a squadron that got eggplant for reinforcements...We learned two things from that incident...The Invid watch micronian television, and the ingredient of the day for 'Iron Chef' was...you guessed it..."

taalismn wrote:Breetai: "You know what annoys me, Exedore?"
Exedore: "What?"
Breetai: "Looking out at this vast vista of the Grand Fleet, I am both awed by its might, and annoyed by the fact that so many of the ships I know so little about...it's almost as if the makers just threw them out there to add bulk to our fleet...I'll bet that our ship databases don't have details on over half of the ships out there! Like, THAT one over there...I've never seen anything like that! It looks almost deformed!"
E: "Oh dear...That's because it's a cucumber..."
B: "WHAT?!"
E: "Yep...it's a cucumber...there's another over there...That yellowish one's a zuchinni....and I'm pretty sure that one off in the distance is a bell pepper...."
B: (looking at Exedore dumbfounded)"----"
E: "Looks like those lazy sods in animation were too cheap to do a proper background cell, so they raided the studio vegetable cooler for props...No WONDER we're going to lose this war..."

taalismn wrote:Khyron: "You think THAT'S bad? I know of a squadron that got eggplant for reinforcements...We learned two things from that incident...The Invid watch micronian television, and the ingredient of the day for 'Iron Chef' was...you guessed it..."

Dairugger XV wrote:Louie gets back from the plastic surgery requested for the shooting of The Shadow Chronicles.
Louie: This hurts, on the other hand I'll finally get a girlfriend.
Dana: I don't know Louie, I kinda foresaw you getting a bit of a gut.
Louie: What I don't get is why they're making my relationship with your sister almost identical to our own.
Dana: Wait, are you saying they are just making my little sister into an Alpha piloting clone of me?
Louie: Not really, she's a bit less free-spirited.
Dana's face scrunches up in disgust.
Maia: Hey sis, I need to borrow Louie we've got a scene to shoot in five.
Dana storms off.
Maia: Er, what was that about.
Louie: I think she sees you as her replacement in the series...
Maia: That's nonsense. Now come on we need to get to work.
Louie: Yes, ma'am.


The REAL reason Dana won't talk to Maia. It's one thing to have a replacement goldfish around. It's quite another to know you were the one that was replaced...

Alpha 11 wrote:

Dairugger XV wrote:Louie gets back from the plastic surgery requested for the shooting of The Shadow Chronicles.
Louie: This hurts, on the other hand I'll finally get a girlfriend.
Dana: I don't know Louie, I kinda foresaw you getting a bit of a gut.
Louie: What I don't get is why they're making my relationship with your sister almost identical to our own.
Dana: Wait, are you saying they are just making my little sister into an Alpha piloting clone of me?
Louie: Not really, she's a bit less free-spirited.
Dana's face scrunches up in disgust.
Maia: Hey sis, I need to borrow Louie we've got a scene to shoot in five.
Dana storms off.
Maia: Er, what was that about.
Louie: I think she sees you as her replacement in the series...
Maia: That's nonsense. Now come on we need to get to work.
Louie: Yes, ma'am.


The REAL reason Dana won't talk to Maia. It's one thing to have a replacement goldfish around. It's quite another to know you were the one that was replaced...

ROFLMAO!!! Those were funny! Please keep them coming. Oh by the way those cucumbers were not what were supposed to be. We have it on good authority that those were not borrowed from the kitchen, they were nicked from Mrs. Kibblestein's garden across the road.

*on a beach somewhere, occupied by many female zent. laying down in the shade*
FZ1:"did you ever wonder why our ship was shaped like it was?"
FZ2:"nope, but I'm glad for it now"
1:what do the microniens call that shape?"
3: "umbrella shaped"
2 "don't care, It's perfect shape ."
4 "where are the drinks?"
3 "there is no service here, you have to go to down the beach to the mixed section to get service"
1 "too bad... I guess you have to give up things for the best spots."

*the point of view pulls away and you see some of the women are topless or nude.*
*the point of view pulls out again and you see a huge cashed zentradie ship crashed nose first, looking like nothing more then a gigantic beach umbrella. Shading the beach for miles up and down the beach.*

Zor Prime in the general hospital's secure ward, is up out of bed pacing the toom, while NOva's off answering a crank call...when her hears a sound behind him...
He turns, and Dana Sterling's standing there behind him in her little nurse's outfit...
Zor: "You look familiar..."
Dana: "You tried to kill me, multiple times..."
Zor: "I suppose, then, you're here to kill me?"
Dana: "That depends..."
Zor: "On what?"
Dana:(evil grin) "On how great your endurance is..."
(backshot point of view just over Dana's shoulders as she apparently does something with the front of her outfit, as we see Zor's mouth go slack, and his eyes bug out in classic 'oh.my.gawddddddd.....' pose....)

ROFLMAO!!! Those were both funny. Now I can see a sub off the beach site seeing! I can see the crew paying for a chance to look thru the periscope or if it's one of the new digital one....broadcasting it too the hole crew.

"... whole crew."
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navy rating:"sir, is this in our mission profile?"*very quietly*
Capt.:"yes, we are observing for one Kazana Hesh, for a some bass @$$."
Rating:"..."
#1:"Capt. quit worrying the crew."
#1":"Tech MacJames, they can't detect us,we are using camouflaged remotes via optical lines. Besides, if things go well you'll get something extra."
Rating:"yes sir, but that does not account for the three contacts on my scope."

drewkitty ~..~ wrote:"... whole crew."
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navy rating:"sir, is this in our mission profile?"*very quietly*
Capt.:"yes, we are observing for one Kazana Hesh, for a some bass @$$."
Rating:"..."
#1:"Capt. quit worrying the crew."
#1":"Tech MacJames, they can't detect us,we are using camouflaged remotes via optical lines. Besides, if things go well you'll get something extra."
Rating:"yes sir, but that does not account for the three contacts on my scope."

"Lemme get this straight...we give you four years of advanced training, and a multi-million dollar nuclear sub...and you end up RUNNING IT AGROUND? In perfect weather, calm seas, and along a well-marked coast?!?....You morons are supposed to be the UEG Navy, not the Russian Navy!!!!!"

taalismn wrote:Zor Prime in the general hospital's secure ward, is up out of bed pacing the toom, while NOva's off answering a crank call...when her hears a sound behind him...
He turns, and Dana Sterling's standing there behind him in her little nurse's outfit...
Zor: "You look familiar..."
Dana: "You tried to kill me, multiple times..."
Zor: "I suppose, then, you're here to kill me?"
Dana: "That depends..."
Zor: "On what?"
Dana:(evil grin) "On how great your endurance is..."
(backshot point of view just over Dana's shoulders as she apparently does something with the front of her outfit, as we see Zor's mouth go slack, and his eyes bug out in classic 'oh.my.gawddddddd.....' pose....)

ROFLMAO!! That was a great one Taalismn! Please keep them coming!

Two Zentraedi in body armor are EVA'ing onto the hull of their ship...
Z1: "You sure about this?"
Z2: "Sure, I'm sure! You ain't thinking of backing out, are you?"
Z1: "Well...it just seems rather...risky.."
Z2: "So's EXISTANCE! And you heard the Commander! 'In lieu of normal combat operations, in light of our ongoing alliance with the micronians, and the need to adjust ourselves to this 'culture', I am requiring all personnel to spend a mandatory amount of time developing alternate forms of recreation to nomral combat drill.' That's what we're doing!"
Z1: "Yeah...but..."
Z2:"I'm tired of bouncing around the ship, I'm not into this 'music', looking at females still makes me nauseous, and I know very little about this micronian 'sport' except what you and I picked up...I'm going CRAZY!!!! I need to do this! Now, you with me, or not?"
Z1: "...I guess..."
Z2: "You want to be BORED? Or not? Let's DO this!!!"
Z1: "..yeah, I see where you're coming from...."(looking at the lengths of line trailing behind him and his companion, then at the planet visible below the edge of the hull)"...but...ORBITAL BUNGEE?!"

*groans*

taalismn wrote:Two Zentraedi in body armor are EVA'ing onto the hull of their ship...
Z1: "You sure about this?"
Z2: "Sure, I'm sure! You ain't thinking of backing out, are you?"
Z1: "Well...it just seems rather...risky.."
Z2: "So's EXISTANCE! And you heard the Commander! 'In lieu of normal combat operations, in light of our ongoing alliance with the micronians, and the need to adjust ourselves to this 'culture', I am requiring all personnel to spend a mandatory amount of time developing alternate forms of recreation to nomral combat drill.' That's what we're doing!"
Z1: "Yeah...but..."
Z2:"I'm tired of bouncing around the ship, I'm not into this 'music', looking at females still makes me nauseous, and I know very little about this micronian 'sport' except what you and I picked up...I'm going CRAZY!!!! I need to do this! Now, you with me, or not?"
Z1: "...I guess..."
Z2: "You want to be BORED? Or not? Let's DO this!!!"
Z1: "..yeah, I see where you're coming from...."(looking at the lengths of line trailing behind him and his companion, then at the planet visible below the edge of the hull)"...but...ORBITAL BUNGEE?!"