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DhAkael wrote:TL: Invid Invasion Timeline.
Regis; "I...I will place this dangerous sub-human artifact in my personal archives. For reaserch into evolution that is."
Picture of Zor in Chippendales' get-up on a faded but still intact callender

taalismn wrote:Timeloop:(Macross)
The fight in the Little White Dragon goes rather differently...
Lynn Kyle: "I don't like violence..."
(Max throws a guy at him...Kyle tries to high-kick him, somehow fails miserably, and gets pile-drived into a wall, whereupon the guy and his buddies proceed to beat the snot out of him...)
Rick(aside to Lisa): "Paralysis point?"
Lisa:"Clumsiness Point."
"Missed that."
"Shouldn't have fallen asleep in class, then!"
"Couldn't help it...Kakashi had me up late practicing roof-hopping..."
(meanwhile, around them, the rioters are piling up unconscious or paralyzed...)

LOVE those crossover loops!

drewkitty ~..~ wrote:TL:m

White Dragon restaurant
Rick:*looks around and watching the people fall asleep at their tables*
*to lisa*"sleeping powder in the food?"
lisa nods*"seamed the best way to stop the fight:*takes out a perm marker and marks up Minmay's face with glasses cat whiskers, a black eye, a watch on her wrist and other decorations*
*the bridge bunnies have there way with Kyle with their markers while Lisa is working on Minmay*
Rick:"you planed this revenge way ahead didn't you?"

TL:m

*Lisa and rick watching his fan plane fly off with minmay.*
Lisa:"Are you sure you want to lone that toy to her?"
Rick: sure, why do you think I taught her to fly?"
*Lisa looks around*"where are Ben and Max?"
Rick:"on patrol"* *
Lisa: "don't tell me they are going to shoot her down.?"
Rick:"naw, I wouldn't ask them to do that. thou, she does have a fuel leak and a radio that's going to malfunction."

After they get rid of Minmay. What sort of live performance are they going to carry out? Is Rick going to carry out a flatulence concert for the Zentraedi?

Aramanthus wrote::lol: After they get rid of Minmay. What sort of live performance are they going to carry out? Is Rick going to carry out a flatulence concert for the Zentraedi?

naw, they would just use the sex ed tapes to broadcast some education.

They could air many at one time so the watchers on the other side would find something that would educate them if they didn't like one or another programs. And it wouldn't cost all that much, just a day's rental fee for each.

Aramanthus wrote::lol: After they get rid of Minmay. What sort of live performance are they going to carry out? Is Rick going to carry out a flatulence concert for the Zentraedi?

"Sir, about the supplies the government gave us before they kicked us off the planet..."
"Yes? Something wrong?"
"They're perfectly edible, sir, but to be perfectly honest, I'm now less inclined to be sympathetic towards the bastards..."
"I'm almost afraid to ask...What did they give us...?"
"Sir, it's beans...barrels, bags, bushels, cans of beans...The sadistic bastards..."

taalismn wrote:

Aramanthus wrote::lol: After they get rid of Minmay. What sort of live performance are they going to carry out? Is Rick going to carry out a flatulence concert for the Zentraedi?

"Sir, about the supplies the government gave us before they kicked us off the planet..."
"Yes? Something wrong?"
"They're perfectly edible, sir, but to be perfectly honest, I'm now less inclined to be sympathetic towards the bastards..."
"I'm almost afraid to ask...What did they give us...?"
"Sir, it's beans...barrels, bags, bushels, cans of beans...The sadistic bastards..."

Talking about gas chamber.

Signed,
Rathorc Lemenger,
President of Lemenger Biologics.

That is the problem with being locked up on a starship. Even if it is a giant starship. No one light any matches and no open flames allowed in the living areas.

"Okay...whose bright idea was it to invite Lang to Poker Night?"
"How was I supposed to know he was a cardsharp?"
"Oh, I dunno....long nights in the lab, nothing to do while experiments tick away, except play cards with the rest of the lab mooks?"
"Think we can maybe get our clothes back if we ask nicely?"

taalismn wrote:"Okay...whose bright idea was it to invite Lang to Poker Night?"
"How was I supposed to know he was a cardsharp?"
"Oh, I dunno....long nights in the lab, nothing to do while experiments tick away, except play cards with the rest of the lab mooks?"
"Think we can maybe get our clothes back if we ask nicely?"

ROFLMAO!!! Please keep them coming!

"I don't careezzz if you are ze Head of ze Starfleet Engineering Divizion! You CANNNOT mix anti-matter and protoculture cold!!! Now get ze hell out of my engine room!"
"Lordy! I just tryna' help out and you blind daft morons can't see what you'ra doing wrong!"

taalismn wrote:"I don't careezzz if you are ze Head of ze Starfleet Engineering Divizion! You CANNNOT mix anti-matter and protoculture cold!!! Now get ze hell out of my engine room!"
"Lordy! I just tryna' help out and you blind daft morons can't see what you'ra doing wrong!"

Scotty and Lang, now that would be an awsome pair to have together! The things they could come up with!

(Timeloop)
“Ah, Commander Hayez! How unexpected! I zought you vould be supervizing the launch day vestivies frum the bridge!”
“Well, Doctor Lang, I just wanted to make sure everything was shipshape down here...Wouldn’t do to have any last minute mishaps catch us off-guard, right?”
“...er...right...I assure you, all iz vorking perfectly! Ve will have a perfect launch, I azzure you!”
“What about the Fold Drives? Are they working perfectly? I know we’re not going to be testing them until we get into orbit and get through the space trials first, but could you punch up the operating systems for me, just to make sure we don’t have any last minute problems?”
“..ah...unusual request, but I can...(beepbeepklack)...Zis is the operating physics programma for ze Fold Drive sytems...Ze formula for bending space-time as it zwere...ah, but zere is not much to zee...we are dealing wiz advanced spacial mathematica of ze highest order here..”
“...uh-huh...”
“...nothing that would interest a systems operationz officer like yourzelf....”
“...ah...”
“...just deziphering the original codez broke zeveral world-clazz mathematicianz and theoritical physicizts mentally...But we’ve managed to figure it all zout....no need to be vorried...”
“..You forgot to carry the two here...”
“...vhat...?!”
“See, here? You forgot to carry the two...that changes this value to epsilon, and that alters the entire constant for the baseline cosmological firmament that you’re using for the ‘anchor point’ for the Fold to act on, and that in turn generates an entirely different energy-to-effect ratio that you’re going to be using during an actual activation...”
“...(blink)...”
“Easy enough mistake to make, seeing as you’re shifting with several MILLION constants in constant motion, including galactic expansion and stellar drift, but if you don’t get it right, well, who knows what could happen...nothing good, for sure...heck, you might successfully Fold, but the engines would evaporate right out of the engine spaces...”
“...(gape)...”
“Easy enough to fix though...just a quick alteration to THIS value(taptaptappitytap)...and you should be able to get it all integrated with the rest of the operating software in ...say, two hours...Just in time for the launch ceremony to commence...Well, thanks, Professor, for showing me this...I’ll be on the bridge if you have any questions...Bye!”
“...(goggle)...”
(THUD)
(Behind Lisa, Lang’s out cold, being frantically fanned by his fellow scientists...)

taalismn wrote:(Timeloop)
“Ah, Commander Hayez! How unexpected! I zought you vould be supervizing the launch day vestivies frum the bridge!”
“Well, Doctor Lang, I just wanted to make sure everything was shipshape down here...Wouldn’t do to have any last minute mishaps catch us off-guard, right?”
“...er...right...I assure you, all iz vorking perfectly! Ve will have a perfect launch, I azzure you!”
“What about the Fold Drives? Are they working perfectly? I know we’re not going to be testing them until we get into orbit and get through the space trials first, but could you punch up the operating systems for me, just to make sure we don’t have any last minute problems?”
“..ah...unusual request, but I can...(beepbeepklack)...Zis is the operating physics programma for ze Fold Drive sytems...Ze formula for bending space-time as it zwere...ah, but zere is not much to zee...we are dealing wiz advanced spacial mathematica of ze highest order here..”
“...uh-huh...”
“...nothing that would interest a systems operationz officer like yourzelf....”
“...ah...”
“...just deziphering the original codez broke zeveral world-clazz mathematicianz and theoritical physicizts mentally...But we’ve managed to figure it all zout....no need to be vorried...”
“..You forgot to carry the two here...”
“...vhat...?!”
“See, here? You forgot to carry the two...that changes this value to epsilon, and that alters the entire constant for the baseline cosmological firmament that you’re using for the ‘anchor point’ for the Fold to act on, and that in turn generates an entirely different energy-to-effect ratio that you’re going to be using during an actual activation...”
“...(blink)...”
“Easy enough mistake to make, seeing as you’re shifting with several MILLION constants in constant motion, including galactic expansion and stellar drift, but if you don’t get it right, well, who knows what could happen...nothing good, for sure...heck, you might successfully Fold, but the engines would evaporate right out of the engine spaces...”
“...(gape)...”
“Easy enough to fix though...just a quick alteration to THIS value(taptaptappitytap)...and you should be able to get it all integrated with the rest of the operating software in ...say, two hours...Just in time for the launch ceremony to commence...Well, thanks, Professor, for showing me this...I’ll be on the bridge if you have any questions...Bye!”
“...(goggle)...”
(THUD)
(Behind Lisa, Lang’s out cold, being frantically fanned by his fellow scientists...)

I'm really loveing these time loops!

Aramanthus wrote:That is the problem with being locked up on a starship. Even if it is a giant starship. No one light any matches and no open flames allowed in the living areas.

No romantic candlelight bean-and-cabbage dinners?

Gabbage-and-Duck Soup. *All of a sudden, a small man with thick glasses and a large, fake mustache and carrying a cigar wagging in his hand walks through the forums, grinning*.

Signed,
Rathorc Lemenger.

ROFLMAO!!! Good thing no one threw a spanner in the works!
:::Dropping a wrench into a machine. then stepping back to watch the results.:::

Narrator "Little did Breetai know that Khyron's troops had another name for the backstabber.Stinky."

(Timeloop)
(Just before the SDF-1 returns to Earth)
<"Ha! You are NOTHING compared to me, foolish micronian! Nothi-">
"You're absolutely right, Khyron. You are both an excellent AND psychopathic pilot. I cannot match you in open combat--"
<"Good you realize that! Because you're about to---">
"Which is why, when we escaped from your fleet, we made a little sidetrip to your ship..."
<"...eh...?!"> (clickklakkity)
"...and sabotaged the missile launch systems on your Glaug..."
<"..WHA-ERKK-?!> *BOOOOOMMMM*

taalismn wrote:(Timeloop)
(Just before the SDF-1 returns to Earth)
<"Ha! You are NOTHING compared to me, foolish micronian! Nothi-">
"You're absolutely right, Khyron. You are both an excellent AND psychopathic pilot. I cannot match you in open combat--"
<"Good you realize that! Because you're about to---">
"Which is why, when we escaped from your fleet, we made a little sidetrip to your ship..."
<"...eh...?!"> (clickklakkity)
"...and sabotaged the missile launch systems on your Glaug..."
<"..WHA-ERKK-?!> *BOOOOOMMMM*

taalismn wrote:(Timeloop)
(Just before the SDF-1 returns to Earth)
<"Ha! You are NOTHING compared to me, foolish micronian! Nothi-">
"You're absolutely right, Khyron. You are both an excellent AND psychopathic pilot. I cannot match you in open combat--"
<"Good you realize that! Because you're about to---">
"Which is why, when we escaped from your fleet, we made a little sidetrip to your ship..."
<"...eh...?!"> (clickklakkity)
"...and sabotaged the missile launch systems on your Glaug..."
<"..WHA-ERKK-?!> *BOOOOOMMMM*

trombone sound used in slap-stick comedy
-Waaa waa waaa WAAAHHHHH-
"YOU FAILED!"

Rick Hunter: "Ow..harsh! Hey Lisa, when did the Zentreadi get the lady from 'Team Fortress' as their A.I. C&C system?"

ROFLMAO!!! Please keep these comibng! They are funny!

DhAkael wrote:[
Rick Hunter: "Ow..harsh! Hey Lisa, when did the Zentreadi get the lady from 'Team Fortress' as their A.I. C&C system?"

"They do NOW!"
"Ooohh...that's nearly as bad as the time we installed Dolza's Command Fortress computers with 'Windows 2000'..."

taalismn wrote:

DhAkael wrote:[
Rick Hunter: "Ow..harsh! Hey Lisa, when did the Zentreadi get the lady from 'Team Fortress' as their A.I. C&C system?"

"They do NOW!"
"Ooohh...that's nearly as bad as the time we installed Dolza's Command Fortress computers with 'Windows 2000'..."

taalismn wrote:

DhAkael wrote:[
Rick Hunter: "Ow..harsh! Hey Lisa, when did the Zentreadi get the lady from 'Team Fortress' as their A.I. C&C system?"

"They do NOW!"
"Ooohh...that's nearly as bad as the time we installed Dolza's Command Fortress computers with 'Windows 2000'..."

LMAO!!! Ah, but even windows 2000 is soooo much better than Windows vista!

"Milord Dolza! We can't do anything!!! We have 'Blue Screen of Death'!!!"
"I can SEE that, you fools! But what are the micronians doing?!"
(Meanwhile, on the SDF-1)
Lisa: "I'm SOOO glad we got these things on Mac OsX....it's so CONVENIENT!"
(she's got the targeting systems up on the screen, with the Zentraedi Grand Fleet iconed as 'hostiles'...all the while she's using the desktop mouse to coral and collect the 'hostiles' and transfer them to the 'trashcan' at the bottom of the screen...)
(...outside, paralyzed Zentraedi ships are popping like soap bubbles under the onslaught of fire..)

taalismn wrote:"Milord Dolza! We can't do anything!!! We have 'Blue Screen of Death'!!!"
"I can SEE that, you fools! But what are the micronians doing?!"
(Meanwhile, on the SDF-1)
Lisa: "I'm SOOO glad we got these things on Mac OsX....it's so CONVENIENT!"
(she's got the targeting systems up on the screen, with the Zentraedi Grand Fleet iconed as 'hostiles'...all the while she's using the desktop mouse to coral and collect the 'hostiles' and transfer them to the 'trashcan' at the bottom of the screen...)
(...outside, paralyzed Zentraedi ships are popping like soap bubbles under the onslaught of fire..)

Dairugger XV wrote:Maia: Louie, why does the Arkangel's computer use Windows Galaxy? Last I tried it, it crashed after a couple weeks.
Louie: Because I'm not an idiot and know how to maintain my computer.
Maia *angry*: Louie...
Louie: No seriously, I looked at your computer, you weren't taking care of it. No firewall, antivirus, and the defrag had never once been opened. To use an analogy, you were operating a car that had gone 100,000 miles without ever getting so much as an oil change, and on flat tires to boot. Properly maintained, Windows will never crash and is a lot more flexible of an operating system.
Maia: So what you're saying is: Macs are for idiots and Windows is for those that know what they are doing.
Louie: Exactly.
Maia then hits Louie over the head.

LOL That must be for Windows XP. Now there was a nice system.

Haydonite Commander: "Release the disruption wave!!"
Haydonite sub-officer: "80% total destruction of enemy fleet registered..."
HC: "Only -80%-? Why not total elimination?!"
HSC2: "...I think see the reason why...THESE ships are unaffected...and they all have this insignia on them..."
HC: "ARGH!!! IT IS THE MARK OF THE WOZNIACK! YOU FOOLS! OUR VICTORY IS LESS THAN COMPLETE!!!"

Haydonite Supreme Intelect;
"Never leave a Null-unit to do an super A.I.'s Job.
End of line..."

DhAkael wrote:Haydonite Supreme Intelect;
"Never leave a Null-unit to do an super A.I.'s Job.
End of line..."

Tron?

Alpha 11 wrote:

DhAkael wrote:Haydonite Supreme Intelect;
"Never leave a Null-unit to do an super A.I.'s Job.
End of line..."

Tron?

No, BattleStar Galatica.
The Hybred human-form cylons.

drewkitty ~..~ wrote:

Alpha 11 wrote:

DhAkael wrote:Haydonite Supreme Intelect;
"Never leave a Null-unit to do an super A.I.'s Job.
End of line..."

Tron?

No, BattleStar Galatica.
The Hybred human-form cylons.

Actually, the answer is...yes

And what no one really knows is there is still someone in the background pulling everyones strings from the Haydonites to the Cylons. And this one cyber being named ORAC controls all. And he is assisted by Zen on the Starship Liberator.

*Hacks and slashes and shoves all the crossover items into the crossover topic*
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*Kyron is seen putting some ear buds into his ears and the walks out a door into a battle field, smiling like listening to music. then walks back into a door and then looks at the camera*
"Shiro headphones let you shut out the world and enjoy your music."

drewkitty ~..~ wrote:*Hacks and slashes and shoves all the crossover items into the crossover topic*
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*Kyron is seen putting some ear buds into his ears and the walks out a door into a battle field, smiling like listening to music. then walks back into a door and then looks at the camera*
"Shiro headphones let you shut out the world and enjoy your music."

Including the sounds of the squad of Mac II Monsters tiptoing up behind him....

drewkitty ~..~ wrote:*Hacks and slashes and shoves all the crossover items into the crossover topic*
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*Kyron is seen putting some ear buds into his ears and the walks out a door into a battle field, smiling like listening to music. then walks back into a door and then looks at the camera*
"Shiro headphones let you shut out the world and enjoy your music."

taalismn wrote:

drewkitty ~..~ wrote:*Hacks and slashes and shoves all the crossover items into the crossover topic*
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*Kyron is seen putting some ear buds into his ears and the walks out a door into a battle field, smiling like listening to music. then walks back into a door and then looks at the camera*
"Shiro headphones let you shut out the world and enjoy your music."

Including the sounds of the squad of Mac II Monsters tiptoing up behind him....

Alpha 11 wrote:

taalismn wrote:(Timeloop)
“Ah, Commander Hayez! How unexpected! I zought you vould be supervizing the launch day vestivies frum the bridge!”
“Well, Doctor Lang, I just wanted to make sure everything was shipshape down here...Wouldn’t do to have any last minute mishaps catch us off-guard, right?”
“...er...right...I assure you, all iz vorking perfectly! Ve will have a perfect launch, I azzure you!”
“What about the Fold Drives? Are they working perfectly? I know we’re not going to be testing them until we get into orbit and get through the space trials first, but could you punch up the operating systems for me, just to make sure we don’t have any last minute problems?”
“..ah...unusual request, but I can...(beepbeepklack)...Zis is the operating physics programma for ze Fold Drive sytems...Ze formula for bending space-time as it zwere...ah, but zere is not much to zee...we are dealing wiz advanced spacial mathematica of ze highest order here..”
“...uh-huh...”
“...nothing that would interest a systems operationz officer like yourzelf....”
“...ah...”
“...just deziphering the original codez broke zeveral world-clazz mathematicianz and theoritical physicizts mentally...But we’ve managed to figure it all zout....no need to be vorried...”
“..You forgot to carry the two here...”
“...vhat...?!”
“See, here? You forgot to carry the two...that changes this value to epsilon, and that alters the entire constant for the baseline cosmological firmament that you’re using for the ‘anchor point’ for the Fold to act on, and that in turn generates an entirely different energy-to-effect ratio that you’re going to be using during an actual activation...”
“...(blink)...”
“Easy enough mistake to make, seeing as you’re shifting with several MILLION constants in constant motion, including galactic expansion and stellar drift, but if you don’t get it right, well, who knows what could happen...nothing good, for sure...heck, you might successfully Fold, but the engines would evaporate right out of the engine spaces...”
“...(gape)...”
“Easy enough to fix though...just a quick alteration to THIS value(taptaptappitytap)...and you should be able to get it all integrated with the rest of the operating software in ...say, two hours...Just in time for the launch ceremony to commence...Well, thanks, Professor, for showing me this...I’ll be on the bridge if you have any questions...Bye!”
“...(goggle)...”
(THUD)
(Behind Lisa, Lang’s out cold, being frantically fanned by his fellow scientists...)

I'm really loveing these time loops!

Worse yet Lang mistook a fly for a decimal point.

...THough there IS the danger in that timeloop that Lang, utterly gobsmacked by Lisa's obviously incredible intellect, decides he's in love...

"THis is like, what?...the fifth time Lang's challenged me to a duel for your hand in marriage...."

taalismn wrote:...THough there IS the danger in that timeloop that Lang, utterly gobsmacked by Lisa's obviously incredible intellect, decides he's in love...

"THis is like, what?...the fifth time Lang's challenged me to a duel for your hand in marriage...."

"You only lust after her body, you young pup! I appreciate her MIND! Now take up your sword NOW!"
"Doctor,.. where did you get fencing epees?"

taalismn wrote:"You only lust after her body, you young pup! I appreciate her MIND! Now take up your sword NOW!"
"Doctor,.. where did you get fencing epees?"

"one moment Dr." *grabs Lisa's arm and runs off to Capt. Gloval to get knotted*

drewkitty ~..~ wrote:

taalismn wrote:"You only lust after her body, you young pup! I appreciate her MIND! Now take up your sword NOW!"
"Doctor,.. where did you get fencing epees?"

"one moment Dr." *grabs Lisa's arm and runs off to Capt. Gloval to get knotted*

"Lisa? Why is my ship's Chief Engineer doing a credible imitation of Mister Sulu in 'Amok Time'?"

taalismn wrote:

drewkitty ~..~ wrote:

taalismn wrote:"You only lust after her body, you young pup! I appreciate her MIND! Now take up your sword NOW!"
"Doctor,.. where did you get fencing epees?"

"one moment Dr." *grabs Lisa's arm and runs off to Capt. Gloval to get knotted*

"Lisa? Why is my ship's Chief Engineer doing a credible imitation of Mister Sulu in 'Amok Time'?"

LMAO!! Now that is funny! Poor Rick!

A tall fellow with pointy ears.Walks up to Lang and says"you, sir are an moron."

batlchip wrote:A tall fellow with pointy ears.Walks up to Lang and says"you, sir are an moron."

"Protoculture is a bunch of pretty flowers you give to your mother...that smell BAD."