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taalismn wrote:drewkitty ~..~ wrote:*in her trailer watching the footage of her clone's death, with a young mem-wiped Rick hunter clone, Sue Graham smerks*
"I am so glad for clones r us.... that might of been me"
Just before Minmei truck-pull-rips the side of Graham's trailer open, looking for the Rick-clone(yeah, Rick and Lisa got a restraining order keeping Clones-R-Us from selling to her...)
Shiny_man wrote:Neki- "LISTEN TO MY SO--GACKK"
As Neki's head gets hit by an energy beam
"THERE'S ONLY ROOM FOR ONE BAD SINGER" screams Minme
taalismn wrote:Shiny_man wrote:Neki- "LISTEN TO MY SO--GACKK"
As Neki's head gets hit by an energy beam
"THERE'S ONLY ROOM FOR ONE BAD SINGER" screams Minme
"THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!!!" Minmei screamed, the katana in her hand glowing as the shriek of Cacophony surrounded her and spiralled around....
taalismn wrote:*BLAM*
Minmei goes to pieces from a rifle shot from the shadows:
"AND YOU AIN'T IT!" yells Jordan Sullivan as he sets down his GMP-supplied rifle
ROTFLMAO!!taalismn wrote:Yeah...Jordan doesn't get enough love IMHO...Sure, it stats out looking like a skunk and a lounge lizard, but he had his reasons, he wasn't entirely self-centered(unlike some others before and since), and he died a useless death...
taalismn wrote:*BLAM*
Minmei goes to pieces from a rifle shot from the shadows:
"AND YOU AIN'T IT!" yells Jordan Sullivan as he sets down his GMP-supplied rifle
taalismn wrote:*BLAM*
Minmei goes to pieces from a rifle shot from the shadows:
"AND YOU AIN'T IT!" yells Jordan Sullivan as he sets down his GMP-supplied rifle
drewkitty ~..~ wrote:taalismn wrote:*BLAM*
Minmei goes to pieces from a rifle shot from the shadows:
"AND YOU AIN'T IT!" yells Jordan Sullivan as he sets down his GMP-supplied rifle
*there is a gun shot in the same inky blackness*
*out walks a GMP armored officer*"Nether are you, to bad you got shot resisting arrest for suspicion of murder"
*hand to the side of the helmet*"Base this is officer Satori, I was on the scene of a murder, the suspect tried to escape......"
drewkitty ~..~ wrote:taalismn wrote:*BLAM*
Minmei goes to pieces from a rifle shot from the shadows:
"AND YOU AIN'T IT!" yells Jordan Sullivan as he sets down his GMP-supplied rifle
*there is a gun shot in the same inky blackness*
*out walks a GMP armored officer*"Nether are you, to bad you got shot resisting arrest for suspicion of murder"
*hand to the side of the helmet*"Base this is officer Satori, I was on the scene of a murder, the suspect tried to escape......"
taalismn wrote:drewkitty ~..~ wrote:taalismn wrote:*BLAM*
Minmei goes to pieces from a rifle shot from the shadows:
"AND YOU AIN'T IT!" yells Jordan Sullivan as he sets down his GMP-supplied rifle
*there is a gun shot in the same inky blackness*
*out walks a GMP armored officer*"Nether are you, to bad you got shot resisting arrest for suspicion of murder"
*hand to the side of the helmet*"Base this is officer Satori, I was on the scene of a murder, the suspect tried to escape......"
Satori: "Wait a second....I have ID on the first body...never mind, cancel the CSI chuckwagon...it's Minmei...Yeah...probably just -A- MInmei...No, the suspect wasn't Lisa Hayes..."
taalismn wrote:Yeah...life gets cheap when you're aware of Clones R' Us...but it beats the alternative...
"Hey, Morgan, you see Robert around?"
"Last I heard he was working as a stunt double for Lynn Kyle."
"Dude, that movie wrapped eight months ago! And you haven't seen him SINCE?!"
"Hey, maybe he got another stunt-double gig and we don't recognize him in costume!"
"...or something more sinister is going on...A LOT of guys who last worked for Kyle haven't been seen around..."
"Yeah, right! Paranoid fantasies anyone?"
drewkitty ~..~ wrote:If we had it to do over again list... Rick and Lisa
-have out kids before leaving on the pioneer mission
-Give Bretaii and Miss Hesh a friendly push to get together earlier.
-build a second SDF named "The Nursery" for the kids.
-make sure Minmay stays on earth by getting her committed to an asylum two weeks prior to the mission launch.
-buy up the stock of Jack D's <and every other liquor they can get their hands on> before leaving. Hiding it somewhere no-one would look, on The Nursery.
-mine the NA continent with remote detonated nukes before leaving, so the N-S missiles won't be built.
_double the nuke coverage in the sdf's burial site
Harry Leferts wrote:taalismn wrote:-Greet Minmei at the door before Christmas, utterly naked, our arms around each others' waists...Make sure we get video footage of her expression...
-As above, only invite her in for a threesome...
I approve this post.Now for the biggest question... Was the last one from Rick... or Lisa?
Signed,
Harry Leferts
drewkitty ~..~ wrote:If we had it to do over again list... Rick and Lisa
-have out kids before leaving on the pioneer mission
-Give Bretaii and Miss Hesh a friendly push to get together earlier.
-build a second SDF named "The Nursery" for the kids.
-make sure Minmay stays on earth by getting her committed to an asylum two weeks prior to the mission launch.
-buy up the stock of Jack D's <and every other liquor they can get their hands on> before leaving. Hiding it somewhere no-one would look, on The Nursery.
-mine the NA continent with remote detonated nukes before leaving, so the N-S missiles won't be built.
_double the nuke coverage in the sdf's burial site
taalismn wrote:drewkitty ~..~ wrote:If we had it to do over again list... Rick and Lisa
-have out kids before leaving on the pioneer mission
-Give Bretaii and Miss Hesh a friendly push to get together earlier.
-build a second SDF named "The Nursery" for the kids.
-make sure Minmay stays on earth by getting her committed to an asylum two weeks prior to the mission launch.
-buy up the stock of Jack D's <and every other liquor they can get their hands on> before leaving. Hiding it somewhere no-one would look, on The Nursery.
-mine the NA continent with remote detonated nukes before leaving, so the N-S missiles won't be built.
_double the nuke coverage in the sdf's burial site
-BUry the SDF-1 on one of the moons of Jupiter...someplace we can nuke without any great regrets....
-Get Kyle drunk off his arse, steal his ID, and drop him him on the other side of the Earth in a seedy part of the local town...
-Arrange for a naked Lynn Kyle and Lynn MInmei to wake up in the same bed, in the same hotel room, next to each other, with no memory of how they got there, and a marriage certificate on the dresser...
-Get T.R. Edwards drunk off his arse, then get him in front of a speeding truck...
-Insist that before we accept ANY alien technology for service-wide adoption, that our people THOROUGHLY know how it works....Not after we've equipped virtually every ship in the fleet with it and sent it off to liberate Earth...
-Greet Minmei at the door before Christmas, utterly naked, our arms around each others' waists...Make sure we get video footage of her expression...
-As above, only invite her in for a threesome...
taalismn wrote:Harry Leferts wrote:taalismn wrote:-Greet Minmei at the door before Christmas, utterly naked, our arms around each others' waists...Make sure we get video footage of her expression...
-As above, only invite her in for a threesome...
I approve this post.
Signed,
Harry Leferts
THAT, dear readers, I leave to your imaginations...as well as MInmei's response....
Her responce, going kaktonic (sp?).Harry Leferts wrote:taalismn wrote:Harry Leferts wrote:taalismn wrote:-Greet Minmei at the door before Christmas, utterly naked, our arms around each others' waists...Make sure we get video footage of her expression...
-As above, only invite her in for a threesome...
I approve this post.
Signed,
Harry Leferts
THAT, dear readers, I leave to your imaginations...as well as MInmei's response....
Lisa just grins and pulls out a whip and dog coller.
Signed,
Harry Leferts
RUN AWAY!! RUN AWAY!!taalismn wrote:"I dunno...I really don't know how to write the police report up for this...'Pop idol Lynn MInmei was found in a Macross City street in a catatonic state with her face apparently stuck in facial paralysis that had EMTs and doctors stumped as to the cause and treatment...'?"
"We're going to have to do something or her eyes are going to dry out like that..."
Dairugger XV wrote:taalismn wrote:-Greet Minmei at the door before Christmas, utterly naked, our arms around each others' waists...Make sure we get video footage of her expression...
-As above, only invite her in for a threesome...
Minmei: Sure. Being the mistress is being than getting nothing.
Rick: Lisa, before you hit me this was YOUR idea.
Lisa: I slipped some of that ninja endurance powder in your drink for a reason, Rick.
keir451 wrote:So when are Hibiki, Ishtar and Sylvie gonna get in on this? Oh wait who really wants Hibiki around when there's Sylvie and Ishtar.
taalismn wrote:"I don't care if she does appear to be both paralyzed and catatonic! You gotta treat people with SOME dignity! And I'm pretty sure standing her up in the squadroom and using her as a lighting fixture doesn't qualify...At least..dust her off!"
Dairugger XV wrote:taalismn wrote:-Greet Minmei at the door before Christmas, utterly naked, our arms around each others' waists...Make sure we get video footage of her expression...
-As above, only invite her in for a threesome...
Minmei: Sure. Being the mistress is being than getting nothing.
Rick: Lisa, before you hit me this was YOUR idea.
Lisa: I slipped some of that ninja endurance powder in your drink for a reason, Rick.
Uh oh.keir451 wrote:Dairugger XV wrote:taalismn wrote:-Greet Minmei at the door before Christmas, utterly naked, our arms around each others' waists...Make sure we get video footage of her expression...
-As above, only invite her in for a threesome...
Minmei: Sure. Being the mistress is being than getting nothing.
Rick: Lisa, before you hit me this was YOUR idea.
Lisa: I slipped some of that ninja endurance powder in your drink for a reason, Rick.
So when are Hibiki, Ishtar and Sylvie gonna get in on this? Oh wait who really wants Hibiki around when there's Sylvie and Ishtar.
Is poor Rick starting to take after Ranma, Naruto, and Ichigo, though unintentionally?drewkitty ~..~ wrote:The most popular anime formats are the "Love Dodecahedron" and the "Harem".
The earliest 'Harem' anime I can think of is "Urusei Yatsura".
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Rick gets to his apartment after a day of filling out reports, to find the door open and the lights on. Since he is a military dude he slowly enters carefully, only to find the bridge bunnies and Lisa drunk and half way through a game of strip poker. Before he can react the door is closed and locked and he becomes the 'prize'.
Outside we see three men rushing after Rick, but before they can get there, the door gets locked.
"I though we could save him Rico" "Me too, too late now. Cronda want to stop get some starbucks?"
My question is, who closed the door on him? And who is Urusei Yatsura? I don't think I have seen any of that anime/manga.Alpha 11 wrote:drewkitty ~..~ wrote:The most popular anime formats are the "Love Dodecahedron" and the "Harem".
The earliest 'Harem' anime I can think of is "Urusei Yatsura".
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Rick gets to his apartment after a day of filling out reports, to find the door open and the lights on. Since he is a military dude he slowly enters carefully, only to find the bridge bunnies and Lisa drunk and half way through a game of strip poker. Before he can react the door is closed and locked and he becomes the 'prize'.
Outside we see three men rushing after Rick, but before they can get there, the door gets locked.
"I though we could save him Rico" "Me too, too late now. Cronda want to stop get some starbucks?"
Alpha 11 wrote:drewkitty ~..~ wrote:The most popular anime formats are the "Love Dodecahedron" and the "Harem".
The earliest 'Harem' anime I can think of is "Urusei Yatsura".
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Rick gets to his apartment after a day of filling out reports, to find the door open and the lights on. Since he is a military dude he slowly enters carefully, only to find the bridge bunnies and Lisa drunk and half way through a game of strip poker. Before he can react the door is closed and locked and he becomes the 'prize'.
Outside we see three men rushing after Rick, but before they can get there, the door gets locked.
"I though we could save him Rico" "Me too, too late now. Cronda want to stop get some starbucks?"
drewkitty ~..~ wrote:Alpha 11 wrote:drewkitty ~..~ wrote:The most popular anime formats are the "Love Dodecahedron" and the "Harem".
The earliest 'Harem' anime I can think of is "Urusei Yatsura".
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Rick gets to his apartment after a day of filling out reports, to find the door open and the lights on. Since he is a military dude he slowly enters carefully, only to find the bridge bunnies and Lisa drunk and half way through a game of strip poker. Before he can react the door is closed and locked and he becomes the 'prize'.
Outside we see three men rushing after Rick, but before they can get there, the door gets locked.
"I though we could save him Rico" "Me too, too late now. Cronda want to stop get some starbucks?"
"Urusei Yatsura" is the series title, which loosely translates to "those wacky aliens". UY has the same creator as Ranma 1/2.
Starting set up: Space Oni come to earth to concur it, but earth has one chance in a champions battle of the game of "Tag". If the earth's champion is able to touch the Oni's champion's horns, the earth wins and doesn't get taken over.
Randomly chosen is one Moreboshi Ataru (loose translation "To catch a falling star" or To catch a phantom") is a ugly skirt flipping freshman, which is dumb as a jock but is also a wimp. With the only way he is likely to ever get laid is to save the earth.
The Oni's champion be the leader's girl-child, who is tiger striped fur bikini clad. Who hides her ability to fly till after the game of Tag begins.
for the first two days Ataru tries and tries and tries to win, ending in W.E.Coyote fashion.
Till he pulls a last trick, he snags the bikini top of the oni champion.
with this he is able to win the match, however,...
he blurts out that now he could get married (to the classmate that promised she would, if he won), but the oni champion thinking he is purposing, accepts it.
And it gets weirder from there.
drewkitty ~..~ wrote:Going back in time.....
A blond boy runs through the halls of PS 238 runs into a dark haired boy, knocking the dark haired boy down.
The blond haired boy keeps on "hay jessica, it's not what you think...."
taalismn wrote:I draw a Total Blank
taalismn wrote:Takahashi's work usually involves at least one romantic triangle(even if the woman involved has to have a past and future version of herself competing for the same man), a squat ugly guy(usually a moocher or a lecher), a lecher, and an arrogant noble(mundane or demonic)...as well as fairly absurd martial arts or physical schtick...
If Robotech/Macross adapted any of the conventions of a Takahashi-verse(or rather, if Rumiko Takahashi wrote Macross/Robotech) Rick Hunter would have at least three women after him, he'd suffer from serious foot-in-mouth syndrome, Lisa would be hauling out a huge hammer once an episode(or bow and arrow), and there would be a 1 ft tall wizened dwarf hopping around alternately making wise old/wiseass comments and generally making a pest of himself...
All too true!!keir451 wrote:Alpha 11 wrote:drewkitty ~..~ wrote:The most popular anime formats are the "Love Dodecahedron" and the "Harem".
The earliest 'Harem' anime I can think of is "Urusei Yatsura".
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Rick gets to his apartment after a day of filling out reports, to find the door open and the lights on. Since he is a military dude he slowly enters carefully, only to find the bridge bunnies and Lisa drunk and half way through a game of strip poker. Before he can react the door is closed and locked and he becomes the 'prize'.
Outside we see three men rushing after Rick, but before they can get there, the door gets locked.
"I though we could save him Rico" "Me too, too late now. Cronda want to stop get some starbucks?"
What is Uresei Yatsura. Urusei Yatsura or "Those Obnoxious Aliens" is Rumiko Takahashi's(Ranma 1/2, Inu Yasha) first TV anime it starred a luscious Oni girl named Lum. As far as who closed the door on him, it's the Bridge Bunnies and Lisa drunk playing strip poker, it's one of those mysteries that will never be solved!!
drewkitty ~..~ wrote:Alpha 11 wrote:drewkitty ~..~ wrote:The most popular anime formats are the "Love Dodecahedron" and the "Harem".
The earliest 'Harem' anime I can think of is "Urusei Yatsura".
-----------------------
Rick gets to his apartment after a day of filling out reports, to find the door open and the lights on. Since he is a military dude he slowly enters carefully, only to find the bridge bunnies and Lisa drunk and half way through a game of strip poker. Before he can react the door is closed and locked and he becomes the 'prize'.
Outside we see three men rushing after Rick, but before they can get there, the door gets locked.
"I though we could save him Rico" "Me too, too late now. Cronda want to stop get some starbucks?"
"Urusei Yatsura" is the series title, which loosely translates to "those wacky aliens". UY has the same creator as Ranma 1/2.
Starting set up: Space Oni come to earth to concur it, but earth has one chance in a champions battle of the game of "Tag". If the earth's champion is able to touch the Oni's champion's horns, the earth wins and doesn't get taken over.
Randomly chosen is one Moreboshi Ataru (loose translation "To catch a falling star" or To catch a phantom") is a ugly skirt flipping freshman, which is dumb as a joc but is also a wimp. With the only way he is likely to ever get laid is to save the earth.
The Oni's champion be the leader's girl-child, who is tiger striped fur bikini clad. Who hides her ability to fly till after the game of Tag begins.
for the first two days Ataru tries and tries and tries to win, ending in W.E.Coyote fashion.
Till he pulls a last trick, he snags the bikini top of the oni champion.
with this he is able to win the match, however,...
he blurts out that now he could get married (to the classmate that promised she would, if he won), but the oni champion thinking he is purposing, accepts it.
And it gets weirder from there.
taalismn wrote:Takahashi's work usually involves at least one romantic triangle(even if the woman involved has to have a past and future version of herself competing for the same man), a squat ugly guy(usually a moocher or a lecher), a lecher, and an arrogant noble(mundane or demonic)...as well as fairly absurd martial arts or physical schtick...
If Robotech/Macross adapted any of the conventions of a Takahashi-verse(or rather, if Rumiko Takahashi wrote Macross/Robotech) Rick Hunter would have at least three women after him, he'd suffer from serious foot-in-mouth syndrome, Lisa would be hauling out a huge hammer once an episode(or bow and arrow), and there would be a 1 ft tall wizened dwarf hopping around alternately making wise old/wiseass comments and generally making a pest of himself...
drewkitty ~..~ wrote:taalismn wrote:I draw a Total Blank
Roy Folker is the only male blond in Rt. It was a play on "The real reason why Edwards hates folker, that was extended to the hunters.
Sort of took inspiration from a couple of Rumiko Takahashi chars and why one hates the other.
Redux
Going back in time.....
monday
A blond boy runs through the halls of PS 238 runs into a dark haired boy, knocking the dark haired boy down.
The blond haired boy keeps on "hay Jessica, it's not what you think...."
Tuesday
The blond boy runs through the halls of PS 238 runs into a dark haired boy, knocking the dark haired boy down.
The blond haired boy keeps on "hay Angela, it's not what you think...."
wensday
The blond boy runs through the halls of PS 238 runs into a dark haired boy, knocking the dark haired boy down.
The blond haired boy keeps on "hay Jennifer, it's not what you think...."
thursday
The blond boy runs through the halls of PS 238 runs into a dark haired boy, knocking the dark haired boy down.
The blond haired boy keeps on "hay Angela, it's not what you think...."
Friday
The blond boy runs through the halls of PS 238 runs into a dark haired boy, knocking the dark haired boy down.
The blond haired boy keeps on "hay Vanessa, it's not what you think...."
I can almost see that happening too.taalismn wrote:Ah...
Edwards: "Actually, I HAVE no good reason to hate you...it just seemed the thing to do...I mean, everybody's got to have a hobby...I supposed mine was hating you.."
Hunter: "You mean...all this death and destruction was...was because you were BORED?!...That's PSYCHOTIC!"
Edwards: "Why, thank you! Now that I've admitted that, no hard feelings?"(long silence)"Oh...don't be so PETTY!"
taalismn wrote:"Eddie boy, you off your meds again?"
"Meds? What meds?"
"Your twice daily dose of FIST!"
(PUNCHPUNCHPUNCHPUNCHPUNCHPUNCH)
"Wow...that just feels GOOD."
"I dunno...Edwards looks pretty concussed..."
"No, I mean -I- feel good."
"Oh."
taalismn wrote:The SDF-3 approaches OPtera, the crew ready to BLAST Edwards and his allies...
"Incoming hail from the planet, Admiral!"
"Put it up; let's see what Edwards has to say for himself, the bastard..."
(big screen image comes up showing the demi-masked visage of T.R. Edwards)
Admiral Hunter: "Mister Edwards, I am here to demand your su---"
Edwards: (looking frantic and relieved at the same time)"YES! YES!!! ANYTHING! JUST TAKE HER BACK!"
Hunter: "I beg your pardon...?!"
Edwards: "I'll agree to any terms, as long you TAKE MINMEI BACK!"
Hunter: (getting the feeling he's missing the script)"...eh...?!"
Edwards: "Oh, she started cute and submissive, 'little miss hostage', but then she started making demands, and shining, and insulting, and singing....and ...and...you what she's doing now? SHE'S GOT EVERYBODY REARRANGING THE FURNITURE IN THE HIVE!!!!(there are sounds of heavy objects moving in the background) Good god, she's about to invade my den!!! You gotta take her back!!!"
Hunter: "Let me consider this...."(gestures the com cut off...)
Lisa: "Rick?"
Rick: "Let's check back in another hour or so....we'll see how REALLY desperate he is...."
No, I think I want that brain over there in that corner, next to the Lava lamp, the couch should go here and I simply MUST have better drapes, or maybe the brain should go near the door...hmmm I just don't kow....
taalismn wrote:The SDF-3 approaches OPtera, the crew ready to BLAST Edwards and his allies...
"Incoming hail from the planet, Admiral!"
"Put it up; let's see what Edwards has to say for himself, the bastard..."
(big screen image comes up showing the demi-masked visage of T.R. Edwards)
Admiral Hunter: "Mister Edwards, I am here to demand your su---"
Edwards: (looking frantic and relieved at the same time)"YES! YES!!! ANYTHING! JUST TAKE HER BACK!"
Hunter: "I beg your pardon...?!"
Edwards: "I'll agree to any terms, as long you TAKE MINMEI BACK!"
Hunter: (getting the feeling he's missing the script)"...eh...?!"
Edwards: "Oh, she started cute and submissive, 'little miss hostage', but then she started making demands, and shining, and insulting, and singing....and ...and...you what she's doing now? SHE'S GOT EVERYBODY REARRANGING THE FURNITURE IN THE HIVE!!!!(there are sounds of heavy objects moving in the background) Good god, she's about to invade my den!!! You gotta take her back!!!"
Hunter: "Let me consider this...."(gestures the com cut off...)
Lisa: "Rick?"
Rick: "Let's check back in another hour or so....we'll see how REALLY desperate he is...."
keir451 wrote:taalismn wrote:The SDF-3 approaches OPtera, the crew ready to BLAST Edwards and his allies...
"Incoming hail from the planet, Admiral!"
"Put it up; let's see what Edwards has to say for himself, the bastard..."
(big screen image comes up showing the demi-masked visage of T.R. Edwards)
Admiral Hunter: "Mister Edwards, I am here to demand your su---"
Edwards: (looking frantic and relieved at the same time)"YES! YES!!! ANYTHING! JUST TAKE HER BACK!"
Hunter: "I beg your pardon...?!"
Edwards: "I'll agree to any terms, as long you TAKE MINMEI BACK!"
Hunter: (getting the feeling he's missing the script)"...eh...?!"
Edwards: "Oh, she started cute and submissive, 'little miss hostage', but then she started making demands, and shining, and insulting, and singing....and ...and...you what she's doing now? SHE'S GOT EVERYBODY REARRANGING THE FURNITURE IN THE HIVE!!!!(there are sounds of heavy objects moving in the background) Good god, she's about to invade my den!!! You gotta take her back!!!"
Hunter: "Let me consider this...."(gestures the com cut off...)
Lisa: "Rick?"
Rick: "Let's check back in another hour or so....we'll see how REALLY desperate he is...."
taalismn wrote:"Better yet, let's throw that ugly old brain thingy out! You aren't using it, are you, dear?"
Edwards: "NNNNOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!"
Minmei: "How cute...you say that has if you have a choice in the matter..."
taalismn wrote:"And we really need to see about getting you some new friends...a new social set, Eddie..."
"WHAT?!"
"STarting with getting rid of that Benson...he creeps me out..."
"Benson?! NO! He's been my adjutant for the past ten years! NO! I will not be getting rid of him just because you say so, Minmei!"
*sigh*"Very well...you want something done, you have to do it yourself..."
*BANG*
*thud*
"WT*&(^%?! YOU JUST SHOT BENSON! HOW DID YOU GET THAT GUN!!!???"
"It's yours...last time you leaned in to stare in my eyes and tell me how I was coming with you and how all your plans were coming together, I got it out of your holster...Oh, and by the way, this stuff on the handles isn't real pearl...I can tell...Nice gun, otherwise..."
"'Got it out of my holster'?! But you were chained up! How the h---?!"
"Learned escapology during the filming of one of my movies on Earth. You'd be AMAZED what you can learn when you insist on doing your own stunts...Now, about that Zand fellow? He creeps me out, too...Can you call him in here? No, you look too tired..Tell you what, I'll call him in! Okay?"
"...eeepp....."
taalismn wrote:"HUNTER!!!!! YOU NEVER SAID ANYTHING ABOUT HER BEING AN AX-MURDERER!!!!"
***
"You never asked...No, Edwards, I will leave you in the heart of a dead planet, BURIED ALIVVVEEEEE!!!MUHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!! Oh, sorry, Lisa....guess I've been stressing of late..."
"Quite all right, Rick..."
taalismn wrote:"And we really need to see about getting you some new friends...a new social set, Eddie..."
"WHAT?!"
"STarting with getting rid of that Benson...he creeps me out..."
"Benson?! NO! He's been my adjutant for the past ten years! NO! I will not be getting rid of him just because you say so, Minmei!"
*sigh*"Very well...you want something done, you have to do it yourself..."
*BANG*
*thud*
"WT*&(^%?! YOU JUST SHOT BENSON! HOW DID YOU GET THAT GUN!!!???"
"It's yours...last time you leaned in to stare in my eyes and tell me how I was coming with you and how all your plans were coming together, I got it out of your holster...Oh, and by the way, this stuff on the handles isn't real pearl...I can tell...Nice gun, otherwise..."
"'Got it out of my holster'?! But you were chained up! How the h---?!"
"Learned escapology during the filming of one of my movies on Earth. You'd be AMAZED what you can learn when you insist on doing your own stunts...Now, about that Zand fellow? He creeps me out, too...Can you call him in here? No, you look too tired..Tell you what, I'll call him in! Okay?"
"...eeepp....."
taalismn wrote:"HUNTER!!!!! YOU NEVER SAID ANYTHING ABOUT HER BEING AN AX-MURDERER!!!!"
***
"You never asked...No, Edwards, I will leave you in the heart of a dead planet, BURIED ALIVVVEEEEE!!!MUHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!! Oh, sorry, Lisa....guess I've been stressing of late..."
"Quite all right, Rick..."
drewkitty ~..~ wrote:taalismn wrote:"HUNTER!!!!! YOU NEVER SAID ANYTHING ABOUT HER BEING AN AX-MURDERER!!!!"
***
"You never asked...No, Edwards, I will leave you in the heart of a dead planet, BURIED ALIVVVEEEEE!!!MUHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!! Oh, sorry, Lisa....guess I've been stressing of late..."
"Quite all right, Rick..."
Rick to Lisa:"Its a good thing we stopped her from publishing that auto-biography. This could of turn out quite difficult if she had been just a bimbo hostage, Edwards thought she was."