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taalismn wrote:Alright, then what does Yanni do for/to them?

the high lords would probably like his music. And would send down a covert team to capture and "convince" him to do some command performances between battles.

Young Beetles:(the older pop stuff) all the young meltrandi would squeal and get as close to their monitors as they could.
older Beetles:(the newer 'creative' stuff) would induce the zents to try some IFL joints

Classical: just noise to most, but some would find some calming effects during their death rides in their battle pods.

Rap: new unknown groups would appear aboard their ships dealing in protoculture and IFL leaves, along with defacing of bulkheads and battle pods.
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drewkitty ~..~ wrote:
Rap: new unknown groups would appear aboard their ships dealing in protoculture and IFL leaves, along with defacing of bulkheads and battle pods.



Gangsta---The Zentraedi knock over Fort Knox or South Africa just to get enough gold bullion for all the gold chains they're going to need...
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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keir451 wrote:What about classical?
I envisage them turning into Renaissance Zentraedi/Meltrandi, walikng around wearing wigs, producing Zentraedi Rembrants, Meltrandi fashion designers "This would look fabulous with your guns dear!" :eek: :D


:lol:

taalismn wrote:
drewkitty ~..~ wrote:
Rap: new unknown groups would appear aboard their ships dealing in protoculture and IFL leaves, along with defacing of bulkheads and battle pods.



Gangsta---The Zentraedi knock over Fort Knox or South Africa just to get enough gold bullion for all the gold chains they're going to need...


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If there's an ALPHA Tactical Armored Corp, and they're spit-and-polish professional soldiers, the elite of the ground troops, then what about...?

(Shot of a squad of soldiers with what look like prototype Hovertanks, early model armor, early model energy weapons...all either marked in orange and black 'test' colors and photo-reference markings, scuffed, patched, and busted up, with burn marks. The troopers ain't too steady on their feet either, but they nevertheless can sing with all their hearts:)
"BETA! TACTICAL! ARMORED! CORPS!
WE AIN'T GOING TO TEST THIS S### NO MORES!"
(they collapse, as do their mecha)
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
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taalismn wrote:If there's an ALPHA Tactical Armored Corp, and they're spit-and-polish professional soldiers, the elite of the ground troops, then what about...?

(Shot of a squad of soldiers with what look like prototype Hovertanks, early model armor, early model energy weapons...all either marked in orange and black 'test' colors and photo-reference markings, scuffed, patched, and busted up, with burn marks. The troopers ain't too steady on their feet either, but they nevertheless can sing with all their hearts:)
"BETA! TACTICAL! ARMORED! CORPS!
WE AIN'T GOING TO TEST THIS S### NO MORES!"
(they collapse, as do their mecha)


:lol: :lol:
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Yeah, when you're on the bleeding edge of technology, anemia and faintheadedness are occupational hazards.
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For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
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To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
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taalismn wrote:If there's an ALPHA Tactical Armored Corp, and they're spit-and-polish professional soldiers, the elite of the ground troops, then what about...?

(Shot of a squad of soldiers with what look like prototype Hovertanks, early model armor, early model energy weapons...all either marked in orange and black 'test' colors and photo-reference markings, scuffed, patched, and busted up, with burn marks. The troopers ain't too steady on their feet either, but they nevertheless can sing with all their hearts:)
"BETA! TACTICAL! ARMORED! CORPS!
WE AIN'T GOING TO TEST THIS S### NO MORES!"
(they collapse, as do their mecha)


Ahh, the life of Beta testers every where, they do all the work but claim none of the glory. :lol:
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keir451 wrote:[

Ahh, the life of Beta testers every where, they do all the work but claim none of the glory. :lol:



All spilled guts, no glory. :puke:
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
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taalismn wrote:Yeah, when you're on the bleeding edge of technology, anemia and faintheadedness are occupational hazards.


:lol:

keir451 wrote:
taalismn wrote:If there's an ALPHA Tactical Armored Corp, and they're spit-and-polish professional soldiers, the elite of the ground troops, then what about...?

(Shot of a squad of soldiers with what look like prototype Hovertanks, early model armor, early model energy weapons...all either marked in orange and black 'test' colors and photo-reference markings, scuffed, patched, and busted up, with burn marks. The troopers ain't too steady on their feet either, but they nevertheless can sing with all their hearts:)
"BETA! TACTICAL! ARMORED! CORPS!
WE AIN'T GOING TO TEST THIS S### NO MORES!"
(they collapse, as do their mecha)


Ahh, the life of Beta testers every where, they do all the work but claim none of the glory. :lol:


:lol: So true.

taalismn wrote:
keir451 wrote:[

Ahh, the life of Beta testers every where, they do all the work but claim none of the glory. :lol:



All spilled guts, no glory. :puke:


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"NO, you may NOT refer to deploying your Hovertank's main gun from its sleeve as 'going hard', 'Mambo Jacking', or 'ready for whoopee'!"
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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taalismn wrote:"NO, you may NOT refer to deploying your Hovertank's main gun from its sleeve as 'going hard', 'Mambo Jacking', or 'ready for whoopee'!"


:lol: Disturbing but funny.
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"You may not play 'mecha polo' with your Hovertanks either...Nor play 'Air Hockey' with them either...especially consdiering that Lieutenant Satori and her hoverbike didn't know she was the designated 'puck'...She's out of the ICU, by the way, and intends to have a LOOONNNGGG word with you chuckleheads..."
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Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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Two years ago.....
Cadet Sterling: "you know Bowie, if they made up a game to play in our battloids everyone would be lining up to get more practice time."
Cadet Grant: "What brought this up? did they kick you off the lacrosse team? I was surprised when they let you play, the way you were kick off the field hockey team....."
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Mantcore Power Armors. With Golf Clubs. On the Moon.
The sport was declared prohibited when a shuttle coming in to land at Moonbase ALUCE arrived with an orange golf ball embedded in its window right in front of the terrified co-pilot.
However, it's no small secret that even the high-ranking Cosmic Unit/Tactical Space Corps officers occasionally sneak out(under the cover of getting in required 'suit time) to the 'Dark Side Course' to shoot a few rounds of golf...There's some controversy among the diehard adherents, as to whether craters are 'greens' or 'hazards'. There's also rumors of a Martian league and tales of a few lucky golfers who've tee'ed off on Io, Europa, Titan, and Callisto.
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Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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taalismn wrote:"You may not play 'mecha polo' with your Hovertanks either...Nor play 'Air Hockey' with them either...especially consdiering that Lieutenant Satori and her hoverbike didn't know she was the designated 'puck'...She's out of the ICU, by the way, and intends to have a LOOONNNGGG word with you chuckleheads..."


:lol:

drewkitty ~..~ wrote:Two years ago.....
Cadet Sterling: "you know Bowie, if they made up a game to play in our battloids everyone would be lining up to get more practice time."
Cadet Grant: "What brought this up? did they kick you off the lacrosse team? I was surprised when they let you play, the way you were kick off the field hockey team....."


:lol: :lol:

taalismn wrote:Mantcore Power Armors. With Golf Clubs. On the Moon.
The sport was declared prohibited when a shuttle coming in to land at Moonbase ALUCE arrived with an orange golf ball embedded in its window right in front of the terrified co-pilot.
However, it's no small secret that even the high-ranking Cosmic Unit/Tactical Space Corps officers occasionally sneak out(under the cover of getting in required 'suit time) to the 'Dark Side Course' to shoot a few rounds of golf...There's some controversy among the diehard adherents, as to whether craters are 'greens' or 'hazards'. There's also rumors of a Martian league and tales of a few lucky golfers who've tee'ed off on Io, Europa, Titan, and Callisto.


:lol: :lol:
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Dairugger XV wrote:Somehow teeing off on a Io seems like a cosmically bad idea...

Cosmic Unit 1: It's called a driving range.
CU2: Yeah, too bad we'll never be able to find our balls to make sure who won.
CU1: Quit your whinin'. That's what we brought the camera and range finder for.
*rumble*
CU2: What was that?
CU1: You're weak kne-
Cosmic Trooper 1 gets engulfed by a sudden lava flow.
CU2: Now how am I a supposed to write THIS up.


...Or sulphur-blasted into Jovian orbit...
"Ah, roger that, Arthur C. Clarke, you have a golfer headed your way! Try to pick him up before he skydives into the Red Spot?"
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Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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Dairugger XV wrote:Somehow teeing off on a Io seems like a cosmically bad idea...

Cosmic Unit 1: It's called a driving range.
CU2: Yeah, too bad we'll never be able to find our balls to make sure who won.
CU1: Quit your whinin'. That's what we brought the camera and range finder for.
*rumble*
CU2: What was that?
CU1: You're weak kne-
Cosmic Trooper 1 gets engulfed by a sudden lava flow.
CU2: Now how am I a supposed to write THIS up.


:lol:

taalismn wrote:
Dairugger XV wrote:Somehow teeing off on a Io seems like a cosmically bad idea...

Cosmic Unit 1: It's called a driving range.
CU2: Yeah, too bad we'll never be able to find our balls to make sure who won.
CU1: Quit your whinin'. That's what we brought the camera and range finder for.
*rumble*
CU2: What was that?
CU1: You're weak kne-
Cosmic Trooper 1 gets engulfed by a sudden lava flow.
CU2: Now how am I a supposed to write THIS up.


...Or sulphur-blasted into Jovian orbit...
"Ah, roger that, Arthur C. Clarke, you have a golfer headed your way! Try to pick him up before he skydives into the Red Spot?"


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Yep..Jovian skydiving...the sport of true extreme sports (maniacs, idiots, adrenaline junkies, suicidal thrill seekers)
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Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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taalismn wrote:Yep..Jovian skydiving...the sport of true extreme sports (maniacs, idiots, adrenaline junkies, suicidal thrill seekers)


:lol: :shock: Crazy!
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Then of course there's always Lisa Hayes-Hunter Baiting:
"So, HOW long was it before your husband FINALLY professed his love to you? I didn't hear you the first time."
"..grrrrr..."
"PULL HIM OUT! PULL HIM OUT! THAT SHARK CAGE ISN'T GOING TO KEEP HER OUT!"
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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taalismn wrote:Then of course there's always Lisa Hayes-Hunter Baiting:
"So, HOW long was it before your husband FINALLY professed his love to you? I didn't hear you the first time."
"..grrrrr..."
"PULL HIM OUT! PULL HIM OUT! THAT SHARK CAGE ISN'T GOING TO KEEP HER OUT!"


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"Man, Lisa, you've really let yourself go, figure-wise! You musta gained, what? twenty pounds?"
"...arrrrgggg...."
"TURN THE CAMERAS OFF! TURN THEM OFF!!!"
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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Or the ever present ultimate suicide S/U; Walk up to the Regis with a salt shaker and go "Do you feel lucky?"
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Or looking at the Regis and loudly saying: "Wow! Zor had an affair with THAT?! I thought he was supposed to be some sort of GENUIS, but I'm thinking he was either BLIND or STUPID!"
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Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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taalismn wrote:"Man, Lisa, you've really let yourself go, figure-wise! You musta gained, what? twenty pounds?"
"...arrrrgggg...."
"TURN THE CAMERAS OFF! TURN THEM OFF!!!"


:lol:

DhAkael wrote:Or the ever present ultimate suicide S/U; Walk up to the Regis with a salt shaker and go "Do you feel lucky?"


:lol:

taalismn wrote:Or looking at the Regis and loudly saying: "Wow! Zor had an affair with THAT?! I thought he was supposed to be some sort of GENUIS, but I'm thinking he was either BLIND or STUPID!"


:lol: :lol:
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taalismn wrote:Or looking at the Regis and loudly saying: "Wow! Zor had an affair with THAT?! I thought he was supposed to be some sort of GENUIS, but I'm thinking he was either BLIND or STUPID!"

This reminds me of a Motivational poster about L 17 D&D bards.....
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drewkitty ~..~ wrote:
taalismn wrote:Or looking at the Regis and loudly saying: "Wow! Zor had an affair with THAT?! I thought he was supposed to be some sort of GENUIS, but I'm thinking he was either BLIND or STUPID!"

This reminds me of a Motivational poster about L 17 D&D bards.....



If you can find it, by all means, share!

Meanwhile: at Tirolian Cloning Central:
"Okay, who's the idiot who forgot to clean the cloning tanks? They're making scum angels on the inside!"
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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taalismn wrote:
drewkitty ~..~ wrote:
taalismn wrote:Or looking at the Regis and loudly saying: "Wow! Zor had an affair with THAT?! I thought he was supposed to be some sort of GENUIS, but I'm thinking he was either BLIND or STUPID!"

This reminds me of a Motivational poster about L 17 D&D bards.....



If you can find it, by all means, share!

Meanwhile: at Tirolian Cloning Central:
"Okay, who's the idiot who forgot to clean the cloning tanks? They're making scum angels on the inside!"


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"Okay, guys...I don't care if it IS the Superbowl! Take those battloids back to the garage and get the damn fan paint OFF them! I don't care if the Tirolians ARE using a Landing Craft for their tailgate party!"
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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taalismn wrote:"Okay, guys...I don't care if it IS the Superbowl! Take those battloids back to the garage and get the damn fan paint OFF them! I don't care if the Tirolians ARE using a Landing Craft for their tailgate party!"



:lol: :lol: :lol: Now THAT would be cool to see.
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Alpha 11 wrote:
taalismn wrote:"Okay, guys...I don't care if it IS the Superbowl! Take those battloids back to the garage and get the damn fan paint OFF them! I don't care if the Tirolians ARE using a Landing Craft for their tailgate party!"



:lol: :lol: :lol: Now THAT would be cool to see.


I dunno...I really don't wanna see shirtless Zentraedi painted up in their team colors acting foolishly...
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

--------Rudyard Kipling
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taalismn wrote:
Alpha 11 wrote:
taalismn wrote:"Okay, guys...I don't care if it IS the Superbowl! Take those battloids back to the garage and get the damn fan paint OFF them! I don't care if the Tirolians ARE using a Landing Craft for their tailgate party!"



:lol: :lol: :lol: Now THAT would be cool to see.


I dunno...I really don't wanna see shirtless Zentraedi painted up in their team colors acting foolishly...


Ugh... The Garudan Gargoyles (Rust-Red on Green) Vs. the Eden Eliminators (Blue Dino-bird silhouette on face).
Yeah, that'll make the brain-bleach flow...
Mind you; never mind the tailgaters.
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Word to the wise....Some full-size Zentraedi linebacker ALWAYS manages to run into the endzone and sack the tuba player in the marching band...
Avoid being near the tuba player at all costs...
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taalismn wrote:
Alpha 11 wrote:
taalismn wrote:"Okay, guys...I don't care if it IS the Superbowl! Take those battloids back to the garage and get the damn fan paint OFF them! I don't care if the Tirolians ARE using a Landing Craft for their tailgate party!"



:lol: :lol: :lol: Now THAT would be cool to see.


I dunno...I really don't wanna see shirtless Zentraedi painted up in their team colors acting foolishly...


Ya, that could be slittly disturbing.

DhAkael wrote:
taalismn wrote:
Alpha 11 wrote:
taalismn wrote:"Okay, guys...I don't care if it IS the Superbowl! Take those battloids back to the garage and get the damn fan paint OFF them! I don't care if the Tirolians ARE using a Landing Craft for their tailgate party!"



:lol: :lol: :lol: Now THAT would be cool to see.


I dunno...I really don't wanna see shirtless Zentraedi painted up in their team colors acting foolishly...


Ugh... The Garudan Gargoyles (Rust-Red on Green) Vs. the Eden Eliminators (Blue Dino-bird silhouette on face).
Yeah, that'll make the brain-bleach flow...
Mind you; never mind the tailgaters.
I'd be there for the Meltraedi Cheerleaders halftime show :D


Are you sure they wouldn't kill the person who sugjested they do that?

taalismn wrote:Word to the wise....Some full-size Zentraedi linebacker ALWAYS manages to run into the endzone and sack the tuba player in the marching band...
Avoid being near the tuba player at all costs...


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..and never, NEVER get between an Invid and the Flower of Life dip...
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taalismn wrote:..and never, NEVER get between an Invid and the Flower of Life dip...


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And no modifying a MAC II for firing field goals...the ball has to be KICKED.
Near Space Traffic Control is still complaining about all the tracking they've been doing from the LAST game.
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taalismn wrote:And no modifying a MAC II for firing field goals...the ball has to be KICKED.
Near Space Traffic Control is still complaining about all the tracking they've been doing from the LAST game.



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Plus we now(post Rain of Death) have the Crater League---plays only in roofed-over craters that USED to be great cities or communities...
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taalismn wrote:Plus we now(post Rain of Death) have the Crater League---plays only in roofed-over craters that USED to be great cities or communities...


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Considering that there is still unexploded ordnance in these area laying around, it brings new meaning to the term Sudden Death.
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taalismn wrote:Considering that there is still unexploded ordnance in these area laying around, it brings new meaning to the term Sudden Death.


He's at the ten, the twenty, He_Might_Just_Go_ All_ The _BOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM OHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOO!!!!!! He just hit an unexploded warhead!! (cameras zoom in on a smoking crater INSIDE the crater) Looks like that was a low yield one Dan. You're right Mike, I'd estimate it at no more than 500 pounds, but that spells the end for HIS career.
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"Hey! I got a piece of Joe McZ! I think it's his femur! See? It even has some gristle attached!"
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taalismn wrote:Considering that there is still unexploded ordnance in these area laying around, it brings new meaning to the term Sudden Death.


:lol:

keir451 wrote:
taalismn wrote:Considering that there is still unexploded ordnance in these area laying around, it brings new meaning to the term Sudden Death.


He's at the ten, the twenty, He_Might_Just_Go_ All_ The _BOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM OHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOO!!!!!! He just hit an unexploded warhead!! (cameras zoom in on a smoking crater INSIDE the crater) Looks like that was a low yield one Dan. You're right Mike, I'd estimate it at no more than 500 pounds, but that spells the end for HIS career.


:lol: :lol:

taalismn wrote:"Hey! I got a piece of Joe McZ! I think it's his femur! See? It even has some gristle attached!"


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"And it looks like he's going for the LOOONNNGGG BOOOOMMMMBBBBBB....*BLAM*...Oh &^*(&, will somebody PLEASE explain to that guy that it's a human turn of speech?! Before somebody ELSE gets killed?!"
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taalismn wrote:"And it looks like he's going for the LOOONNNGGG BOOOOMMMMBBBBBB....*BLAM*...Oh &^*(&, will somebody PLEASE explain to that guy that it's a human turn of speech?! Before somebody ELSE gets killed?!"


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"AND NO THRUSTERS!!! YOU HAVE TO THROW, KICK, OR -RUN- THE BALL!!!!!"
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Dairugger XV wrote:The influx of new technology and giant players gave rise to a new football league, the MFL, Mecha Football League. It's still in court to decide is an SDF-1 replica qualifies as a mecha and therefore an available player.



"Okay...it's like kicking TWO field goals...first you gotta get it between the Reflex cannon arms, then through the uprights at the end of the field...don't let'em intimidate you when they start advancing; that thing's incredibly clumsy."
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"what are those weird antenna on those mecha?"
"Those aren't antenna, those are halos"
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"It says they are the Saints, they adopted them after their SuperMechaBowl win last year"
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Ah, the colony of New New Orleans...
They had to ban 'Whodat?' from all egular communications channels just non-New Louisianans wouldn't go INSANE listening to them go on, and on, and on...
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