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Genrnal Cabot- Please go tell him he's to old for his job level 15 you should be able to get that by 35

Xitic Killer- Even the CS has to break the rules once in a while

I AM...A ROGUE SCHOLAR WITH A BAZOOKA
Free the Library of Congress From Coalition Enslavement!

This Car Protected By Omni-Directional Plasma Security Field

My (Son/Daughter) Was Megadamage Munchkin of the Month
I Sell Tailgaters' Souls...And I Haven't Made My Quota For This Month

My Other Car's a Naruni Juggernaut
Millenium Tree Hugger(and PROUD of It)

RIP Green Peace- Saved the Lord of the Deep from Coalition nukes and was eaten as thanks

\Ysgadril Staber- Only the truly devoted get the reward

Megadamage Book Binderies Inc.---Don't Burn, Don't Rip, Don't Rot, EVER.
Make a Sworn Enemy---Spay or Neuter Your Dogboy!
Stormspire---Appearing in a Neighborhood Near YOU!
Nxla's Soul Food---Guess Who's Coming AS Dinner?

taalismn wrote:Megadamage Book Binderies Inc.---Don't Burn, Don't Rip, Don't Rot, EVER.
Make a Sworn Enemy---Spay or Neuter Your Dogboy!
Stormspire---Appearing in a Neighborhood Near YOU!
Nxla's Soul Food---Guess Who's Coming AS Dinner?

Megadamge Books- The town bookburnings lost a lot of its allure after they came to town

SoulHarvester Dream Harvesting Nxla

Literacy---Because the Really BIG Boom-Booms Require Some Reading
Literacy---Because Not ALL Gun-Makers Mark the Self-Destruct With a Red Button
Literacy---Because You Open the OTHER End AWAY From You...

Horror Factor---Mother Nature's Way of Telling You: Get the &*^# OUTTA Here! This Thing Can %&&!!ing KILL You!

paratrooper's immune to horror- Becasue someones got to get fraged while the Marines fall back and regroup

Archie on literacy- Just give it to me in binary

Disrupt Energy---Turning That Seventy-Five Thousand Credit Laser Rifle Into an Expensive Club...
Create Steel---Junkyard Owner's Magic Touch
Close Fissures---Uh-Oh, We're In a Box Canyon.

Grave Ghouls---It's Why We Mercenaries Have Claymores Rigged Inside Our Coffins

Rifts Through Time; Because The Spartans Oughta Have Glitterboys...

Rifts through Time- In Rifts Lake House they spend eternity together in Old Nessie's gullet

Rifts THrough Time: Rifts RPG Isn't a Game, It's a WARNING!!!

Rifts Through TIme-- Its not a game its more of a cautionary tale

CS---If We Can't Rule the World, We Can At Least Make One Hell of a Motorcycle Gang...

CS/NGR/Colmbia- By your Powers Combined I am Captain Human Supremacy

Sound Off- its kinda like Hogswart you have to believe to see it

Santa Lives!

(a nod to the authors of the Rifter #0)

CS--Because You're Only Human
Lazlo--Because the Future is in Canada
Lazlo--Because the License for Star Trek and the UFP was already Taken.
Tolkeen---Either the Greatest Defeat for Magic, or the Biggest Sacrifice for Magic
RetroVehicles---Because Now This Clunker Can Kick A@@!

Lazlo- I wonder if they still celebrate Canada Day eh

Free Quebec- They were going to get there independence eventually eh

Psionic and Magic Communications---Because Telepathy, Magic Pigeon, and Distant Voice Are Far Less Obnoxious Than Cell Phones*


*(Honest to god, I was coming home tonight on a fairly busy two-lane local road, and there's some idiot rollerblading down the road in the dark, no reflective clothing, yakking on his cellphone, NO indication that he knew I was behind him even with I blared my horn at him..Almost pulled off to tell him that if he didn't have a license plate bolted on his buttshanks, he should get off the road, except that there's no telling what someone, so obviously lacking in commonsense would do...Had I NOT seen seen movement against a distant streetlight and slowed down, I easily woulda hit him at the normal speed for that road...
oh, but for the want of hood-mounted lasers )

Surivial of the fittness- It got a real jump start in rifts

(the worst part is that guy would call the first personal injury lawyer he saw advirtised on a bus sign and I have sotires about them trust me)

I Survived the Running of the ThunderBeetles in New Barcelona
Rifts---At Least We Got Rid of the Cell Phone Towers
Psi-X Aliens---I'll Show You Where I Can Stick THis Probe!

Psi Cola- No officer I haven't been drinkning Psi Cola is against the law

Psi-Cola---Expand Your Mind and Empty Your Wallet

Psi X Heaven is Butterfly Fields

Rifts---Tiptoe-ing Through the Daisies--Then Running Like Hell From The Demon That Rift Just Dropped On You...

Rifts- Stop and smell the roses and you will find out they are alien predator from another dimension

Coming of the Rifts----Momma Megaverse Sez "I Can **** Wit' Ya All I Want"
Coming of the Rifts----It's Not the Islamic Bomb We Should Be Worried About; It's the South American Bomb

Coming of the Rifts- These trust I'm working on ain't going to do anybody no good when it comes

Vote NO to Proposition 2125 in November: Chromium Guardsman Technology Transfers to South America

now that the world banks records are nuked Try and collect my student loans

Emperor Prosek Has Skelebots In His Closet.

Plato has the skeltons of dead sophists in his closet

Necromancers ALWAYS Have Skeletons In Their Clostes

Juicer Rebellion Murder Wraith Girl I really don't care if she's undead

Rifts---Where's the Sex-Based Magic?!
Ludicrous Mages---Another Reason to Fear Clowns
Maxoff Flea and Tick Protection for YOur Dogboy!
Wellington Industries---A Bigger Bang For Your Buck

Lucidcous Magic- All that without a single insanity to !!!!

Stairway to Heaven- Who needs rope

Sex based magic- That's for Rifts X rated edition

Energy Disruption and Frequency Jamming---Cellphone-Free Zone
CS-What Skull Fetish?
Warlord Solokov---Even the CS Would Have Problems Accepting This Guy Into Polite Society

CS's answer to immune to nonmagical attacks- One ton of quick drying cement!!!!! (Yes I stole that from Marvel Comics)

Ludicrous Magic---Where's the Ten-Ton Airborne Anvil Attack?!

A vanguard mage just summoned it and its over Plato's head

WILL THE LAST VANGUARD MAGE PLEASE SHOOT HIMSELF? THANK YOU.

Religion In Rifts--Be Careful; You Don't Know WHAT Might Be Listening.

If your the last Vanguard alive you weren't trying hard enough

Prayer in Rifts- Remeber your bro with that thing for Norse legends? Well that's him ripping apart the mhstic knights with his bare hands.

Berserker--Fury is Power, Madness Divine Armor, and Victory or Every Lasting Glory in Death a Breath Away.

taalismn wrote:Berserker--Fury is Power, Madness Divine Armor, and Victory or Every Lasting Glory in Death a Breath Away.

nice one

Vanguard- Your looking for our leader Ernest Vinien? RIght this way. ANNIHLATE
(he's is a myth made for obfuscation of the real Vanguard)

Einherger- We fell so that we could fight again

Dinosaur Swamp Barbarians---HillBilly Power!

A Barbarian had a friend from New York City
he didn't call him by his name just Hillbilly
he was stabed by a mytic knight
for his bones that dbee took his life

MadHaven Mutants---With the Bones of My Ancestors, FEEL MY WRATH!!!

White Rose- Bathe in it to raise the dead, drink it to heal but what happnes when you smoke it

Knights of the White Rose---Love Thy Fellow Being, Even As I Cut a Bloody Swath Through the Ranks of My Sworn Enemies.
New Roman Republic Dumped!---Because 'Milk Bone Pizza' Doesn't Cut It.
Republic of Japan---Anime is Now Training Propoganda
Dragon'Borg---My Wings Black Midnight, My Eyes Laser Bright, and My Breath...DEATH.

New Roman Republic -- When the world books get to Italy in 2098 I';; probaly have bigger problems on the horizon