Robotech Blooper Reels

[SRoss]

Lang: "Ah, Rick I found you."

Rick (female): "Dr. Lang? Did you find a cure for this?"

Lang: "Sorry, no, but I thought in the meantime you could help me with something?

Rick: "Ok, I think..."

Lang: "I've been trying something on the Bridge Bunnies, but I could really use the input of a trained pilot.

Kim, Sammy and Vanessa roll out the Striker Unit.

[taalismn]

(Female) Rick: "On the plus side I seem to be able haul five-hundred ton mallets out of thin air and yield them single handed."
Max: "Careful where you swing that thing, Rick, you almost concertina'ed Ben!"

[Alpha 11]

(Female) Rick: "OKAY! WHICH ONE OF YOU CHUCKLEHEADS ENTERED ME INTO THE 'SECOND ANNUAL MISS MACROSS PAGEANT'????!!!"
(Squadron room goes deathly still as everybody else in the room tries to do anything BUT meet Rick's furious gaze)

Never a good sign.

"-ROY-?! YOU entered me in the contest?!?!"
"Oh, lighten up, Rick, it's a joke; nobody's going to take it seriously!"

(Meanwhile)
Minmei(reading pageant contestant list): "Kyle, make 'Rick' an offer SHE can't refuse. If she refuses, have her kneecaps broken...but gently."

"-ROY-?! YOU entered me in the contest?!?!"
"Oh, lighten up, Rick, it's a joke; nobody's going to take it seriously!"

(Meanwhile)
Minmei(reading pageant contestant list): "Kyle, make 'Rick' an offer SHE can't refuse. If she refuses, have her kneecaps broken...but gently."

Kyle, not knowing about the sex change, confronts Lee and wakes up the next morning on the bridge with a hangover, wearing nothing but a pink tutu.

"-ROY-?! YOU entered me in the contest?!?!"
"Oh, lighten up, Rick, it's a joke; nobody's going to take it seriously!"

(Meanwhile)
Minmei(reading pageant contestant list): "Kyle, make 'Rick' an offer SHE can't refuse. If she refuses, have her kneecaps broken...but gently."

Kyle, not knowing about the sex change, confronts Lee and wakes up the next morning on the bridge with a hangover, wearing nothing but a pink tutu.

Lisa/Lee:"Tell me, Rick, is it some sort of instinctive reaction on the part of all men to deal with annoying guys with a stiff punch in the face?"
Rick: "...are we going to have to go to an anger management counsellor soon?"

Lang: "Ah, Rick I found you."

Rick (female): "Dr. Lang? Did you find a cure for this?"

Lang: "Sorry, no, but I thought in the meantime you could help me with something?

Rick: "Ok, I think..."

Lang: "I've been trying something on the Bridge Bunnies, but I could really use the input of a trained pilot.

Kim, Sammy and Vanessa roll out the Striker Unit.

[Alpha 11]

(Female) Rick: "On the plus side I seem to be able haul five-hundred ton mallets out of thin air and yield them single handed."
Max: "Careful where you swing that thing, Rick, you almost concertina'ed Ben!"

[taalismn]

"Lisa, can I ask you a question? Several, actually."
"Go right ahead, Miriya?"
"I've been studying up on certain matters and feel ready to advance to more advanced techniques, but I am unsure of what certain items have to do with the process."
"'Certain matters', 'advanced techniques', 'certain items', and the 'process'? What are we talking about here?"
"Biological procreation and attendent processes. I 'd like clarification on what role in it are played by the trapeze, power tools, peacock feathers, and slide trombones....Lisa, why are you looking at me like that? Did I say something wrong? Are you all ri---By the Protoculture! MEDIC! OFFICER DOWN!"

[SRoss]

"Breetai, I wished to ask you some questions about the body switching chamber."

"Of course Dr. Lang. It actually is somewhat confusing to me, I've asked Exedore to look into the matter personally."

Meanwhile,

Exedore (in Minmay's body): Preening before a mirror, "I'm so pretty, oh so pretty."

Minmay (in Exedore's body): Tied to a chair, "YOU WON'T GET AWAY WITH THIS, YOU MEANY!!!"

[Alpha 11]

"Lisa, can I ask you a question? Several, actually."
"Go right ahead, Miriya?"
"I've been studying up on certain matters and feel ready to advance to more advanced techniques, but I am unsure of what certain items have to do with the process."
"'Certain matters', 'advanced techniques', 'certain items', and the 'process'? What are we talking about here?"
"Biological procreation and attendent processes. I 'd like clarification on what role in it are played by the trapeze, power tools, peacock feathers, and slide trombones....Lisa, why are you looking at me like that? Did I say something wrong? Are you all ri---By the Protoculture! MEDIC! OFFICER DOWN!"

"Breetai, I wished to ask you some questions about the body switching chamber."

"Of course Dr. Lang. It actually is somewhat confusing to me, I've asked Exedore to look into the matter personally."

Meanwhile,

Exedore (in Minmay's body): Preening before a mirror, "I'm so pretty, oh so pretty."

Minmay (in Exedore's body): Tied to a chair, "YOU WON'T GET AWAY WITH THIS, YOU MEANY!!!"

That's also kind of scary.

[taalismn]

"Breetai, I wished to ask you some questions about the body switching chamber."

"Of course Dr. Lang. It actually is somewhat confusing to me, I've asked Exedore to look into the matter personally."

Meanwhile,

Exedore (in Minmay's body): Preening before a mirror, "I'm so pretty, oh so pretty."

Minmay (in Exedore's body): Tied to a chair, "YOU WON'T GET AWAY WITH THIS, YOU MEANY!!!"

Kyle:(Bursting in the door) "MINMEI! ENOUGH WASTING TIME! COME WITH ME THIS INSTANT!"(grabs her arm for emphasis)
Exedore-In-Minmei: "I think not."
....
Doctor: "Egad! Is that who I think it is? Is that what I think it is?"
EMT: "Yes, it's Lynne Kyle and that IS a Minmei Doll rammed up his nostrils."
Kyle: "...nggghhhh..."

[SRoss]

Grell (in the body of Minmay's hairstylist): "Sir, I'm not sure I understand this plan?"

Kyron (in the body of Minmay's pedicurist): "Simple you idiot! We join Minmay's entourage and infiltrate the micronian's base!"

At that moment Kyle rushes in.

Kyle: (grabbing Kyron by the ass) "Hey babe, is Minmay here yet?

Kyron: "YOU WILL REMOVE YOUR HAND THIS INSTANT! OR SO HELP ME, I WILL TEAR YOUR ARM OFF AND..."

Kyle: "Sheash, what, is it your time of the month or something?"

Grell: "Wait sir, we might be able to use him."

Sometime later...

Azonia (in Lynne Kyle's body): "Could someone explain this plan to me again?"

[Alpha 11]

"Breetai, I wished to ask you some questions about the body switching chamber."

"Of course Dr. Lang. It actually is somewhat confusing to me, I've asked Exedore to look into the matter personally."

Meanwhile,

Exedore (in Minmay's body): Preening before a mirror, "I'm so pretty, oh so pretty."

Minmay (in Exedore's body): Tied to a chair, "YOU WON'T GET AWAY WITH THIS, YOU MEANY!!!"

Kyle:(Bursting in the door) "MINMEI! ENOUGH WASTING TIME! COME WITH ME THIS INSTANT!"(grabs her arm for emphasis)
Exedore-In-Minmei: "I think not."
....
Doctor: "Egad! Is that who I think it is? Is that what I think it is?"
EMT: "Yes, it's Lynne Kyle and that IS a Minmei Doll rammed up his nostrils."
Kyle: "...nggghhhh..."

Grell (in the body of Minmay's hairstylist): "Sir, I'm not sure I understand this plan?"

Kyron (in the body of Minmay's pedicurist): "Simple you idiot! We join Minmay's entourage and infiltrate the micronian's base!"

At that moment Kyle rushes in.

Kyle: (grabbing Kyron by the ass) "Hey babe, is Minmay here yet?

Kyron: "YOU WILL REMOVE YOUR HAND THIS INSTANT! OR SO HELP ME, I WILL TEAR YOUR ARM OFF AND..."

Kyle: "Sheash, what, is it your time of the month or something?"

Grell: "Wait sir, we might be able to use him."

Sometime later...

Azonia (in Lynne Kyle's body): "Could someone explain this plan to me again?"

[taalismn]

Gloval: "So what was so urgent we had to come and see you, Emil?"
Lang: "Good news, Admiral! We have acquired the Zentraedi mind-swapping machine! A most incredible and intriguing device!"
Gloval: "But can you understand it? I'd like to have Lisa and Lieutenant Hunter swapped back to their proper bodies!"
Claudia: "...tell me about it..."
Lang: "Of course, of course! No, I don't understand all the details of it just yet, but we will! Just, at this stage, all we know is when it is on, and when it is off, as it is no-"
#ZZZWWWAAAPPPP#
"....oh bugger....."

[batlchip]

Still more fun with the Protoculture chamber.

Rick:"okay everyone stay calm,we just need to figure out this machine."
Ben:"yeah feeling a little weird here and Ben if you do that to my body one more time I'm going to knock you out."
Lisa:"I can't help it,Ben,they'er like soft squishy pillows."

[taalismn]

Still more fun with the Protoculture chamber.

Rick:"okay everyone stay calm,we just need to figure out this machine."
Ben:"yeah feeling a little weird here and Ben if you do that to my body one more time I'm going to knock you out."
Lisa:"I can't help it,Ben,they'er like soft squishy pillows."

Ben and Lisa seem to be gender-confused here, unless Lisa is feeling up Ben's fat thighs or his buttocks...

Claudia: "Looks like I'm the MAN in this relationship, buster!"
Roy: "Uh-oh..."
Rick: "Big br-Sister, I suggest something in dark lace with lots of cleavage."
Roy: "And you know this HOW, Mister My-Idea-of-High-Fashion-Is-a-Clean-Flightsuit?"

[SRoss]

Finally, Emil Lang though he'd be able to rest after the stress of all this gender swapping business. That is, until the Bridge Bunnies asked him to help on their secret music video project.

Charge! Master Spark

[taalismn]

Finally, Emil Lang though he'd be able to rest after the stress of all this gender swapping business. That is, until the Bridge Bunnies asked him to help on their secret music video project.

Charge! Master Spark

But not before:


Admiral Hayes: "Well, your mother always did want a son..."
Lisa: "I don't care. I want back in my panties as soon as possible! And by that I mean gender-appropriate undergarments! My BIRTH gender!"

Emil Lang:(brandishing an empty bottle of schnapps) "THIS IS SERIOUS SCIENCE FICTION! NOT THE 'ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW'!!!!!"

[Alpha 11]

Gloval: "So what was so urgent we had to come and see you, Emil?"
Lang: "Good news, Admiral! We have acquired the Zentraedi mind-swapping machine! A most incredible and intriguing device!"
Gloval: "But can you understand it? I'd like to have Lisa and Lieutenant Hunter swapped back to their proper bodies!"
Claudia: "...tell me about it..."
Lang: "Of course, of course! No, I don't understand all the details of it just yet, but we will! Just, at this stage, all we know is when it is on, and when it is off, as it is no-"
#ZZZWWWAAAPPPP#
"....oh bugger....."

Still more fun with the Protoculture chamber.

Rick:"okay everyone stay calm,we just need to figure out this machine."
Ben:"yeah feeling a little weird here and Ben if you do that to my body one more time I'm going to knock you out."
Lisa:"I can't help it,Ben,they'er like soft squishy pillows."

Still more fun with the Protoculture chamber.

Rick:"okay everyone stay calm,we just need to figure out this machine."
Ben:"yeah feeling a little weird here and Ben if you do that to my body one more time I'm going to knock you out."
Lisa:"I can't help it,Ben,they'er like soft squishy pillows."

Ben and Lisa seem to be gender-confused here, unless Lisa is feeling up Ben's fat thighs or his buttocks...

Claudia: "Looks like I'm the MAN in this relationship, buster!"
Roy: "Uh-oh..."
Rick: "Big br-Sister, I suggest something in dark lace with lots of cleavage."
Roy: "And you know this HOW, Mister My-Idea-of-High-Fashion-Is-a-Clean-Flightsuit?"

Finally, Emil Lang though he'd be able to rest after the stress of all this gender swapping business. That is, until the Bridge Bunnies asked him to help on their secret music video project.

Charge! Master Spark

Finally, Emil Lang though he'd be able to rest after the stress of all this gender swapping business. That is, until the Bridge Bunnies asked him to help on their secret music video project.

Charge! Master Spark

But not before:


Admiral Hayes: "Well, your mother always did want a son..."
Lisa: "I don't care. I want back in my panties as soon as possible! And by that I mean gender-appropriate undergarments! My BIRTH gender!"

Emil Lang:(brandishing an empty bottle of schnapps) "THIS IS SERIOUS SCIENCE FICTION! NOT THE 'ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW'!!!!!"

[taalismn]

Gloval: "And I for one am glad of that...that you were able to resolve the matter. Another minute in fishnets, and I'd have lost my mind."
Emil Lang looks at Gloval for a long moment, then tries to take a hard slug from the schnapps bottle before remembering it's empty, then frantically starts looking around for more alcohol.

[Alpha 11]

Gloval: "And I for one am glad of that...that you were able to resolve the matter. Another minute in fishnets, and I'd have lost my mind."
Emil Lang looks at Gloval for a long moment, then tries to take a hard slug from the schnapps bottle before remembering it's empty, then frantically starts looking around for more alcohol.

[taalismn]

...and somebody passes Lang a foaming beaker of glowing green liquid.
"Here, bottom's up!"
Lang: "No thanks. I'm a -mad- scientist, not a Mad Scientist."

[batlchip]

Rand:"I think Annie is off her meds again."
Scott:"How can you tell."
Annie(While holding a gun on a naked and tied up yellowdancer):"chantily lace; a pony tail a hanging down,a manly walk a gruff talk, to make the world go round."

[SRoss]

...and somebody passes Lang a foaming beaker of glowing green liquid.
"Here, bottom's up!"
Lang: "No thanks. I'm a -mad- scientist, not a Mad Scientist."

Aboard, the approaching Masters Flagship, the Elders switched off the viewer....

"The remote override and stealth probes for the body switching tubes, was truly Zor's greatest invention..."

[taalismn]

...and somebody passes Lang a foaming beaker of glowing green liquid.
"Here, bottom's up!"
Lang: "No thanks. I'm a -mad- scientist, not a Mad Scientist."

Aboard, the approaching Masters Flagship, the Elders switched off the viewer....

"The remote override and stealth probes for the body switching tubes, was truly Zor's greatest invention..."

Scientist Triumvirate Scientist 1: "You know, I really wish we'd put them to more testing before we began using them extensively on -ourselves-"
Scientist 2:"Then we might have seen the side effects of constant usage."
Scientist 3: "This whole androgyny bleedover has me totally confused. Am I a man with a nellow voice or a woman with an unusually deep one?"

[Alpha 11]

...and somebody passes Lang a foaming beaker of glowing green liquid.
"Here, bottom's up!"
Lang: "No thanks. I'm a -mad- scientist, not a Mad Scientist."

Rand:"I think Annie is off her meds again."
Scott:"How can you tell."
Annie(While holding a gun on a naked and tied up yellowdancer):"chantily lace; a pony tail a hanging down,a manly walk a gruff talk, to make the world go round."

...and somebody passes Lang a foaming beaker of glowing green liquid.
"Here, bottom's up!"
Lang: "No thanks. I'm a -mad- scientist, not a Mad Scientist."

Aboard, the approaching Masters Flagship, the Elders switched off the viewer....

"The remote override and stealth probes for the body switching tubes, was truly Zor's greatest invention..."

...and somebody passes Lang a foaming beaker of glowing green liquid.
"Here, bottom's up!"
Lang: "No thanks. I'm a -mad- scientist, not a Mad Scientist."

Aboard, the approaching Masters Flagship, the Elders switched off the viewer....

"The remote override and stealth probes for the body switching tubes, was truly Zor's greatest invention..."

Scientist Triumvirate Scientist 1: "You know, I really wish we'd put them to more testing before we began using them extensively on -ourselves-"
Scientist 2:"Then we might have seen the side effects of constant usage."
Scientist 3: "This whole androgyny bleedover has me totally confused. Am I a man with a nellow voice or a woman with an unusually deep one?"

[taalismn]

Scene from ALUCE Base cafeteria; Scott, Marcus, Alex, Maia, and Louie are all listening to Janice when there's a @PHUPF!@ sound, followed by an "AYIIIEEEEEEE!!!!!"#CRASH# as something flies across the room and smacks into the wall.
Scott, being closest, runs over to discover Ariel at the bottom of the wall, looking rather concussed.
Scott: "Ariel! What are you doing HERE?!"
Ariel:(woozy)"...eee....forgot to take lunar angular momentum into account...gotta carry the one..."

[SRoss]

Rand:"I think Annie is off her meds again."
Scott:"How can you tell."
Annie(While holding a gun on a naked and tied up yellowdancer):"chantily lace; a pony tail a hanging down,a manly walk a gruff talk, to make the world go round."

Rook: "At least she isn't doing I Touch Myself by the Devinyls again."

[taalismn]

Rand:"I think Annie is off her meds again."
Scott:"How can you tell."
Annie(While holding a gun on a naked and tied up yellowdancer):"chantily lace; a pony tail a hanging down,a manly walk a gruff talk, to make the world go round."

Rook: "At least she isn't doing I Touch Myself by the Devinyls again."

"GAH! MY BRAIN! CAN'T UNSEE!"
"Nice going, Rook. If Rand goes back to binge-drinking, it's YOUR responsibility."
"Sorry, Scott."

[Alpha 11]

Scene from ALUCE Base cafeteria; Scott, Marcus, Alex, Maia, and Louie are all listening to Janice when there's a @PHUPF!@ sound, followed by an "AYIIIEEEEEEE!!!!!"#CRASH# as something flies across the room and smacks into the wall.
Scott, being closest, runs over to discover Ariel at the bottom of the wall, looking rather concussed.
Scott: "Ariel! What are you doing HERE?!"
Ariel:(woozy)"...eee....forgot to take lunar angular momentum into account...gotta carry the one..."

Rand:"I think Annie is off her meds again."
Scott:"How can you tell."
Annie(While holding a gun on a naked and tied up yellowdancer):"chantily lace; a pony tail a hanging down,a manly walk a gruff talk, to make the world go round."

Rook: "At least she isn't doing I Touch Myself by the Devinyls again."

Rand:"I think Annie is off her meds again."
Scott:"How can you tell."
Annie(While holding a gun on a naked and tied up yellowdancer):"chantily lace; a pony tail a hanging down,a manly walk a gruff talk, to make the world go round."

Rook: "At least she isn't doing I Touch Myself by the Devinyls again."

"GAH! MY BRAIN! CAN'T UNSEE!"
"Nice going, Rook. If Rand goes back to binge-drinking, it's YOUR responsibility."
"Sorry, Scott."

[drewkitty ~..~]

Post body swapping...

Lisa: "Rick...I thought we agreed not to do anything to each other's bodies. So what is this tattoo...?"
Rick: "That..... that happened that 1st night....the one where the bridge bunnies took me out drinking."
L: *looks shocked*" but....why 'theerrrree'?"
R: "don't worry lisa... vanessa has a more elaborate tra...tattoo there also." *moving towards the door before lisa realizes what he didn't say.*

[taalismn]

"The tattoo was an impulse thing..."
"It's the MONA LISA in skin-ink! You must have been under the needle for HOURS!!!! Maybe even DAYS!!!"
"Well...that would explain the missing week on my calender...."

[Alpha 11]

Post body swapping...

Lisa: "Rick...I thought we agreed not to do anything to each other's bodies. So what is this tattoo...?"
Rick: "That..... that happened that 1st night....the one where the bridge bunnies took me out drinking."
L: *looks shocked*" but....why 'theerrrree'?"
R: "don't worry lisa... vanessa has a more elaborate tra...tattoo there also." *moving towards the door before lisa realizes what he didn't say.*

"The tattoo was an impulse thing..."
"It's the MONA LISA in skin-ink! You must have been under the needle for HOURS!!!! Maybe even DAYS!!!"
"Well...that would explain the missing week on my calender...."

[taalismn]

-Just outside New Macross City:
*”HAH! I’ve found the micronians’ weakness! The micronians, so used to dwelling on a planetary surface, habitually assign their underachievers to the ‘night shift’! Therefore, we attack their precious city at NIGHT, when their response time is down and their best soldiers are resting! Hahahahahah! Let Khyron be your ‘rude awakening’, stupidly complacent micronians! ATTACK!”*

...One mindbogglingly fast, brutal, and brilliant beatdown later...

*”FALL BACK! FALL BACK! Those BLASTED MICRONIANS!!!! TO BE SO HUMILIATED BY THEM!!!! WHAT CAN BE MORE OUTRAGEOUS THAN TO BE SO BEATEN BY MICRONIAN VERMIN???!!!”*

-Defense Command, New Macross City:
The Bridge Gang is all there; Captain(Admiral) Gloval’s sitting in his chair, sipping a cup of hot coffee...but he’s wearing blue pajamas covered in anchor and seashell patterns, a sleeping cap, and bunny slippers. Lisa Hayes is at her station, clad in a not-quite-completely transparent shorty nightie, Claudia’s wearing an oversized man’s shirt, while behind them, Sammie’s wearing a fluffy robe, teddy bear tucked under one arm, Vanessa’s in an abbreviated pajama top and bottom, with sleep goggles pushed up on her forehead, and Kim’s wearing...well, it looks sorta like a bikini, only it’s all leather...
Claudia: “Enemy is in full retreat!”
Lisa: “Good! I really want to get back to bed.”
Gloval: “I hate these midnight raids. Just when I’m about to fall asleep...*YAWN*slurp”
Nods from everybody else on the bridge, although Lisa and Kim are blushing.

Meanwhile:
Rick Hunter:(in his veritech’s cockpit, but wearing only his helmet and a pair of boxer shorts)”TAKE THAT YOU BASTARDS! AND DON’T COME BACK! I WAS JUST ABOUT TO GO ALL THE WAY WHEN YOU INTERRUPTED US!!!”

Khyron:(dodging a missile) *”I feel I have achieved -something- at least! Why do I have this sudden urge to add ‘Mood-killer’ to my battle titles?”*

[Alpha 11]

-Just outside New Macross City:
*”HAH! I’ve found the micronians’ weakness! The micronians, so used to dwelling on a planetary surface, habitually assign their underachievers to the ‘night shift’! Therefore, we attack their precious city at NIGHT, when their response time is down and their best soldiers are resting! Hahahahahah! Let Khyron be your ‘rude awakening’, stupidly complacnet micronians! ATTACK!”*

...One mindbogglingly fast, brutal, and brilliant beatdown later...

*”FALL BACK! FALL BACK! Those BLASTED MICRONIANS!!!! TO BE SO HUMILIATED BY THEM!!!! WHAT CAN BE MORE OUTRAGEOUS THAN TO BE SO BEATEN BY MICRONIAN VERMIN???!!!”*

-Defense Command, New Macross City:
The Bridge Gang is all there; Captain(Admiral) Gloval’s sitting in his chair, sipping a cup of cot coffee...but he’s wearing blue pajamas covered in anchor and seashell patterns, a sleeping cap, and bunny slippers. Lisa Hayes is at her station, clad in a not-quite-completely transparent shorty nightie, Claudia’s wearing an oversized man’s shirt, while behind them, Sammie’s wearing a fluffy robe, teddy bear tucked under one arm, Vanessa’s in an abbreviated pajama top and bottom, with sleep goggles pushed up on her forehead, and Kim’s wearing...well, it looks sorta like a bikini, only it’s all leather...
Claudia: “Enemy is in full retreat!”
Lisa: “Good! I really want to get back to bed.”
Gloval: “I hate these midnight raids. Just when I’m about to fall asleep...*YAWN*slurp”
Nods from everybody else on the bridge, although Lisa and Kim are blushing.

Meanwhile:
Rick Hunter:(in his veritech’s cockpit, but wearing only his helmet and a pair of boxer shorts)”TAKE THAT YOU BASTARDS! AND DON’T COME BACK! I WAS JUST ABOUT TO GO ALL THE WAY WHEN YOU INTERRUPTED US!!!”

Khyron:(dodging a missile) *”I feel I have achieved -something- at least! Why do I have this sudden urge to add ‘Mood-killer’ to my battle titles?”*

[SRoss]

A placid scene Bambi quietly grazes in a meadow, pastoral music plays in the background. periodically Bambi looks up. Suddenly, Bambi, the meadow and the entire city of Toronto are blasted by the SDF-1's barrier overload.

Inspired by

[taalismn]

Annnndddddd an addendum to the 'Midnight Raid'....
Cut to Max and Miriya's veritechs royally beating the snot out of Khyron's warriors)
Max: "QUIET! YOU'LL WAKE THE BABY!!!"
Miriya: "AND WE JUST GOT HER TO SLEEP!!!"

Yep....woe to those who interrupt the new parents' sleep time....

[Alpha 11]

A placid scene Bambi quietly grazes in a meadow, pastoral music plays in the background. periodically Bambi looks up. Suddenly, Bambi, the meadow and the entire city of Toronto are blasted by the SDF-1's barrier overload.

Inspired by

Annnndddddd an addendum to the 'Midnight Raid'....
Cut to Max and Miriya's veritechs royally beating the snot out of Khyron's warriors)
Max: "QUIET! YOU'LL WAKE THE BABY!!!"
Miriya: "AND WE JUST GOT HER TO SLEEP!!!"

Yep....woe to those who interrupt the new parents' sleep time....

[taalismn]

"Oh, come out and admit it..."
Rick and Lisa are sitting in a jeep on a road, Rick behind the wheel. Lisa's looking quite cross.
"How you did it, I don't know...I mean, Macross City is only a quarter mile wide in any direction, in the belly of a spaceship...How'd you manage to get us so thoroughly LOST?!"
Rick looks sheepish.

[drewkitty ~..~]

"Oh, come out and admit it..."
Rick and Lisa are sitting in a jeep on a road, Rick behind the wheel. Lisa's looking quite cross.
"How you did it, I don't know...I mean, Macross City is only a quarter mile wide in any direction, in the belly of a spaceship...How'd you manage to get us so thoroughly LOST?!"
Rick looks sheepish.

*as you see them drive by a fish head and wrecked acrobatics plane.*

[taalismn]

"Rick? Is it me or does it seem the walls are getting closer to us?"
"Lisa, I'm more concerned about the big steel door that slammed shut behind us...."

[Alpha 11]

"Oh, come out and admit it..."
Rick and Lisa are sitting in a jeep on a road, Rick behind the wheel. Lisa's looking quite cross.
"How you did it, I don't know...I mean, Macross City is only a quarter mile wide in any direction, in the belly of a spaceship...How'd you manage to get us so thoroughly LOST?!"
Rick looks sheepish.

"Oh, come out and admit it..."
Rick and Lisa are sitting in a jeep on a road, Rick behind the wheel. Lisa's looking quite cross.
"How you did it, I don't know...I mean, Macross City is only a quarter mile wide in any direction, in the belly of a spaceship...How'd you manage to get us so thoroughly LOST?!"
Rick looks sheepish.

*as you see them drive by a fish head and wrecked acrobatics plane.*

"Rick? Is it me or does it seem the walls are getting closer to us?"
"Lisa, I'm more concerned about the big steel door that slammed shut behind us...."

[taalismn]

Macross Island; Launch Day, the Zentraedi Invasion.
In the ruins of the city, a Veritech and a Battlepod suddenly find themselves squaring off against each other, ready to spring at each other in a blaze of violence.
Suddenly:
#"HOLD IT! STOP! JUST A MOMENT, PLEASE!"#
The Veritech pilot pauses, perplexed.
The Battlepod suddenly begins shaking, rolling on its legs, and bobbing up and down violently. This goes on for a full minute before suddenly stopping.
#"OKAY, GOT IT! UNDERWEAR RODE UP IN BACK ON ME! SEAT WEDGIE! I'M GOOD NOW!"#
And violence resumes....

[Alpha 11]

Macross Island; Launch Day, the Zentraedi Invasion.
In the ruins of the city, a Veritech and a Battlepod suddenly find themselves squaring off against each other, ready to spring at each other in a blaze of violence.
Suddenly:
#"HOLD IT! STOP! JUST A MOMENT, PLEASE!"#
The Veritech pilot pauses, perplexed.
The Battlepod suddenly begins shaking, rolling on its legs, and bobbing up and down violently. This goes on for a full minute before suddenly stopping.
#"OKAY, GOT IT! UNDERWEAR RODE UP IN BACK ON ME! SEAT WEDGIE! I'M GOOD NOW!"#
And violence resumes....

[taalismn]

Why It's a Good Thing Lisa Hayes is a Forgiving Soul for a Military Brat:
"Gee, Mister Hunter, you're in this condition because...? It's for the accident report, understand? Normally we wait until the painkillers wear off and people have a clearer head, but this just can't wait. It wasn't an accident? Commander Hayes did this? And why? Because you were seeing another woman....Hmmmmm, that would explain the shoe polish embedded in your groin...and the knuckle marks on your lips...and the chair leg rammed up your....Actually, Mister Hunter, I'm surprised you still have your testicles. If I did that, my girlfriend would have emasculated me on the spot. And according to accounts, there would have been no witnesses to prevent her making you a eunuch."

[Alpha 11]

Why It's a Good Thing Lisa Hayes is a Forgiving Soul for a Military Brat:
"Gee, Mister Hunter, you're in this condition because...? It's for the accident report, understand? Normally we wait until the painkillers wear off and people have a clearer head, but this just can't wait. It wasn't an accident? Commander Hayes did this? And why? Because you were seeing another woman....Hmmmmm, that would explain the shoe polish embedded in your groin...and the knuckle marks on your lips...and the chair leg rammed up your....Actually, Mister Hunter, I'm surprised you still have your testicles. If I did that, my girlfriend would have emasculated me on the spot. And according to accounts, there would have been no witnesses to prevent her making you a eunuch."

[drewkitty ~..~]

Why It's a Good Thing Lisa Hayes is a Forgiving Soul for a Military Brat:
"Gee, Mister Hunter, you're in this condition because...? It's for the accident report, understand? Normally we wait until the painkillers wear off and people have a clearer head, but this just can't wait. It wasn't an accident? Commander Hayes did this? And why? Because you were seeing another woman....Hmmmmm, that would explain the shoe polish embedded in your groin...and the knuckle marks on your lips...and the chair leg rammed up your....Actually, Mister Hunter, I'm surprised you still have your testicles. If I did that, my girlfriend would have emasculated me on the spot. And according to accounts, there would have been no witnesses to prevent her making you a eunuch."

ep.34 "Private Time" The Day after.

[taalismn]

Zor and Dana confront th4 Robotech Masters:
RM: "You cannot stop us! Destiny cannot be denied!"
Dana: "Does destiny have THESE?" (popping open the top of her armor and flashing the Masters)
RMs: "8OO8S!!!"
"AAAGGHHHR-!!!!"
Zor: (gritting teeth as he guns down the Masters)"Was that REALLY necessary, Dana?!"
Dana:(redoing her top) "Dirty old men are dirty old men."

[batlchip]

Zor and Dana confront th4 Robotech Masters:
RM: "You cannot stop us! Destiny cannot be denied!"
Dana: "Does detiny have THESE?" (popping open the top of her armor and flashing the Masters)
RMs: "8OO8S!!!"
"AAAGGHHHR-!!!!"
Zor: (gritting teeth as he guns down the Masters)"Was that REALLY necessary, Dana?!"
Dana:(redoing her top) "Dirty old men are dirty old men."

Mean while, in another universe. Gendo Ikari sneezes and looks around.

[Alpha 11]

Why It's a Good Thing Lisa Hayes is a Forgiving Soul for a Military Brat:
"Gee, Mister Hunter, you're in this condition because...? It's for the accident report, understand? Normally we wait until the painkillers wear off and people have a clearer head, but this just can't wait. It wasn't an accident? Commander Hayes did this? And why? Because you were seeing another woman....Hmmmmm, that would explain the shoe polish embedded in your groin...and the knuckle marks on your lips...and the chair leg rammed up your....Actually, Mister Hunter, I'm surprised you still have your testicles. If I did that, my girlfriend would have emasculated me on the spot. And according to accounts, there would have been no witnesses to prevent her making you a eunuch."

ep.34 "Private Time" The Day after.

Zor and Dana confront th4 Robotech Masters:
RM: "You cannot stop us! Destiny cannot be denied!"
Dana: "Does detiny have THESE?" (popping open the top of her armor and flashing the Masters)
RMs: "8OO8S!!!"
"AAAGGHHHR-!!!!"
Zor: (gritting teeth as he guns down the Masters)"Was that REALLY necessary, Dana?!"
Dana:(redoing her top) "Dirty old men are dirty old men."

[taalismn]

Robotech Masters Confrontation Scene:
"Die, Zor!"
The laser blaster on the underside of the Masters' Cap Platform opens fire at Zor and Dana, who step aside, the laser blast proceeding to bounce off the laser reflective floor and walls before coming back at the Masters with enough energy to fry them.
ZZZAAARRRRPPPGGGFFFFF!!!
RMs:(as they vaporize)<"Shouldn't have insisted on the extra wax polish around he-">

[Alpha 11]

Robotech Masters Confrontation Scene:
"Die, Zor!"
The laser blaster on the underside of the Masters' Cap Platform opens fire at Zor and Dana, who step aside, the laser blast proceeding to bounce off the laser reflective floor and walls before coming back at the Masters with enough energy to fry them.
ZZZAAARRRRPPPGGGFFFFF!!!
RMs:(as they vaporize)<"Shouldn't have insisted on the extra wax polish around he-">

[taalismn]

Robotech Masters Confrontation Scene:
"You cannot deny destiny, Zor, soon we will have the Matrix and -"
The RM's Protoculture Cap suddenly goes from a hover to a full bore straight-up screaming acceleration...
"AUGGG-"
#WHAM#
@SPLAT@
Zor and Dana step back as the ceiling starts dripping Robotech Master...
"Ouch."
"Somebody forgot to set the parking brake?"
"Hit the accelerator by mistake....anti-grav platforms are always a bugger for that..."