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SRoss wrote:An UEDF team surrounded by Battle Pods.

"All right Kyron! You win! We'll surrender the girl!"

"A wise decision my Micronian friends."

Minmei walks out from a crowd civilians and is lifted into Kyron's pod.

As Kyron and the other Malcontents fly away, in the back of the pod, the woman removes her wig.

Sammy: "Now you're aaaallllllll mine."

Kyron: "What the deuce!?!"

After she starts to work...

Kyron: "THE EJECTION SYSTEM!!! THE EJECTION SYSTEM!!! FOR PROTOCULTURE SAKE!!! WHERE'S THE EJECTION SYSTEM!?!"

"Due to operational requirements(mecha are to be piloted by genetically engineered disposable mooks) and production considerations(safety systems cost money, especially when we're talking production lots of several billion units), the following systems have been cut from the finalized Glaug(Officer's Battle Pod) design: Rating 3X armor, ejection systems-"
---Memo, Tirolian Military Procurement Office

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:An UEDF team surrounded by Battle Pods.

"All right Kyron! You win! We'll surrender the girl!"

"A wise decision my Micronian friends."

Minmei walks out from a crowd civilians and is lifted into Kyron's pod.

As Kyron and the other Malcontents fly away, in the back of the pod, the woman removes her wig.

Sammy: "Now you're aaaallllllll mine."

Kyron: "What the deuce!?!"

After she starts to work...

Kyron: "THE EJECTION SYSTEM!!! THE EJECTION SYSTEM!!! FOR PROTOCULTURE SAKE!!! WHERE'S THE EJECTION SYSTEM!?!"

"Due to operational requirements(mecha are to be piloted by genetically engineered disposable mooks) and production considerations(safety systems cost money, especially when we're talking production lots of several billion units), the following systems have been cut from the finalized Glaug(Officer's Battle Pod) design: Rating 3X armor, ejection systems-"
---Memo, Tirolian Military Procurement Office

Khyron: "NNNNOOOOOOOOO!!!!"
(Suddenly wakes up)
Khyron: "Thank the Protoculture, it was only just a nightmare!"
Woman: "Are you sure about that?"
Khyron: "Azonia, is that you?"
(Woman steps into view)
Woman: "I'm not through singing my version of Stagefright!"
Khyron (Stares horrifed into Sammie's face): "NNNNOOOO!!!! Where's the self-destruct button!? Where is it!?"
Sammie: "You mean THIS?? (holding self-destruct button) HAHAHAHAHAHAAA!"

(Meanwhile)
Exedore: "M'Lord, it appears that Khyron is in a spot of trouble. Shall we assist?"
Breetai ( With a look of satisfaction): "No. The Backstabber has more then earned his fate this day. We shall leave him at the mercy of what awaits."
Exedore: "But M'Lord, that is a fate worse then death!"
Breetai: "Yes, it is, isn't it?"

THings You Don't Want to Hear When Over at the Sterlings for Dinner:

"We're having a foursome."

"Why, yes, Miriya made the pineapple salad...'Is it SUPPOSED to be smoking?' DOWN!!!"

"Why this is Miriya's friend from the Quadronos. She's looking for some pilot she claims humiliated her. Sound familiar? You know, I never noticed it before, but her description kinda sounds like you..."

"The grizzly bear? That's Mir's new pet. Don't worry, he won't bite unless you startle him."

taalismn wrote:THings You Don't Want to Hear When Over at the Sterlings for Dinner:

"We're having a foursome."

"Why, yes, Miriya made the pineapple salad...'Is it SUPPOSED to be smoking?' DOWN!!!"

"Why this is Miriya's friend from the Quadronos. She's looking for some pilot she claims humiliated her. Sound familiar? You know, I never noticed it before, but her description kinda sounds like you..."

"The grizzly bear? That's Mir's new pet. Don't worry, he won't bite unless you startle him."

Rick: "So that's why you always tell them we've already got dinner plans!"
Lisa: "Yep! Quick, let"s get out of here before they see us!"
Rick: "Right behind you!"

taalismn wrote:Dolza's looking imperious at his window when....
Dolza:"Breetai! What are you doing here?! Why are you not pursuing Zor's fortress?"
Breetai:"There was something I had to report in person, Lord Dolza."
Dolza:"Indeed, and what could be so important? More important than capturing that for*BLURGKK!* "
Breetai:(Just having kicked Dolza's testicles up to his tonsils) "Tendering my resignation."
(He turns and stalks off)

Arnie100 wrote:

taalismn wrote:Dolza's looking imperious at his window when....
Dolza:"Breetai! What are you doing here?! Why are you not pursuing Zor's fortress?"
Breetai:"There was something I had to report in person, Lord Dolza."
Dolza:"Indeed, and what could be so important? More important than capturing that for*BLURGKK!* "
Breetai:(Just having kicked Dolza's testicles up to his tonsils) "Tendering my resignation."
(He turns and stalks off)

Dolza: "Come back! I GAVE you everything you wanted! You're own Fleet, Your own Flagship, I even had it painted in your favorite color: PURPLE!"
Breetai: "That's KHYRON'S favorite color!"
Dolza: "Anyone can mistake!"

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:
Dolza: "Come back! I GAVE you everything you wanted! You're own Fleet, Your own Flagship, I even had it painted in your favorite color: PURPLE!"
Breetai: "That's KHYRON'S favorite color!"
Dolza: "Anyone can mistake!"

Employee Loyalty: It's all in the detailing.

drewkitty ~..~ wrote:

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:
Dolza: "Come back! I GAVE you everything you wanted! You're own Fleet, Your own Flagship, I even had it painted in your favorite color: PURPLE!"
Breetai: "That's KHYRON'S favorite color!"
Dolza: "Anyone can mistake!"

Employee Loyalty: It's all in the detailing.

a RT spin on an old saying...

"It the Kyron in the details that you have to keep watch for."

SRoss wrote:An UEDF team surrounded by Battle Pods.

"All right Kyron! You win! We'll surrender the girl!"

"A wise decision my Micronian friends."

Minmei walks out from a crowd civilians and is lifted into Kyron's pod.

As Kyron and the other Malcontents fly away, in the back of the pod, the woman removes her wig.

Sammy: "Now you're aaaallllllll mine."

Kyron: "What the deuce!?!"

After she starts to work...

Kyron: "THE EJECTION SYSTEM!!! THE EJECTION SYSTEM!!! FOR PROTOCULTURE SAKE!!! WHERE'S THE EJECTION SYSTEM!?!"

I'm almost afraid to ask what she was doing.

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:An UEDF team surrounded by Battle Pods.

"All right Kyron! You win! We'll surrender the girl!"

"A wise decision my Micronian friends."

Minmei walks out from a crowd civilians and is lifted into Kyron's pod.

As Kyron and the other Malcontents fly away, in the back of the pod, the woman removes her wig.

Sammy: "Now you're aaaallllllll mine."

Kyron: "What the deuce!?!"

After she starts to work...

Kyron: "THE EJECTION SYSTEM!!! THE EJECTION SYSTEM!!! FOR PROTOCULTURE SAKE!!! WHERE'S THE EJECTION SYSTEM!?!"

"Due to operational requirements(mecha are to be piloted by genetically engineered disposable mooks) and production considerations(safety systems cost money, especially when we're talking production lots of several billion units), the following systems have been cut from the finalized Glaug(Officer's Battle Pod) design: Rating 3X armor, ejection systems-"
---Memo, Tirolian Military Procurement Office

Arnie100 wrote:

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:An UEDF team surrounded by Battle Pods.

"All right Kyron! You win! We'll surrender the girl!"

"A wise decision my Micronian friends."

Minmei walks out from a crowd civilians and is lifted into Kyron's pod.

As Kyron and the other Malcontents fly away, in the back of the pod, the woman removes her wig.

Sammy: "Now you're aaaallllllll mine."

Kyron: "What the deuce!?!"

After she starts to work...

Kyron: "THE EJECTION SYSTEM!!! THE EJECTION SYSTEM!!! FOR PROTOCULTURE SAKE!!! WHERE'S THE EJECTION SYSTEM!?!"

"Due to operational requirements(mecha are to be piloted by genetically engineered disposable mooks) and production considerations(safety systems cost money, especially when we're talking production lots of several billion units), the following systems have been cut from the finalized Glaug(Officer's Battle Pod) design: Rating 3X armor, ejection systems-"
---Memo, Tirolian Military Procurement Office

Khyron: "NNNNOOOOOOOOO!!!!"
(Suddenly wakes up)
Khyron: "Thank the Protoculture, it was only just a nightmare!"
Woman: "Are you sure about that?"
Khyron: "Azonia, is that you?"
(Woman steps into view)
Woman: "I'm not through singing my version of Stagefright!"
Khyron (Stares horrifed into Sammie's face): "NNNNOOOO!!!! Where's the self-destruct button!? Where is it!?"
Sammie: "You mean THIS?? (holding self-destruct button) HAHAHAHAHAHAAA!"

(Meanwhile)
Exedore: "M'Lord, it appears that Khyron is in a spot of trouble. Shall we assist?"
Breetai ( With a look of satisfaction): "No. The Backstabber has more then earned his fate this day. We shall leave him at the mercy of what awaits."
Exedore: "But M'Lord, that is a fate worse then death!"
Breetai: "Yes, it is, isn't it?"

So are you saying its always the quiet ones?

taalismn wrote:THings You Don't Want to Hear When Over at the Sterlings for Dinner:

"We're having a foursome."

"Why, yes, Miriya made the pineapple salad...'Is it SUPPOSED to be smoking?' DOWN!!!"

"Why this is Miriya's friend from the Quadronos. She's looking for some pilot she claims humiliated her. Sound familiar? You know, I never noticed it before, but her description kinda sounds like you..."

"The grizzly bear? That's Mir's new pet. Don't worry, he won't bite unless you startle him."

Arnie100 wrote:

taalismn wrote:THings You Don't Want to Hear When Over at the Sterlings for Dinner:

"We're having a foursome."

"Why, yes, Miriya made the pineapple salad...'Is it SUPPOSED to be smoking?' DOWN!!!"

"Why this is Miriya's friend from the Quadronos. She's looking for some pilot she claims humiliated her. Sound familiar? You know, I never noticed it before, but her description kinda sounds like you..."

"The grizzly bear? That's Mir's new pet. Don't worry, he won't bite unless you startle him."

Rick: "So that's why you always tell them we've already got dinner plans!"
Lisa: "Yep! Quick, let"s get out of here before they see us!"
Rick: "Right behind you!"

Alpha 11 wrote:

SRoss wrote:An UEDF team surrounded by Battle Pods.

"All right Kyron! You win! We'll surrender the girl!"

"A wise decision my Micronian friends."

Minmei walks out from a crowd civilians and is lifted into Kyron's pod.

As Kyron and the other Malcontents fly away, in the back of the pod, the woman removes her wig.

Sammy: "Now you're aaaallllllll mine."

Kyron: "What the deuce!?!"

After she starts to work...

Kyron: "THE EJECTION SYSTEM!!! THE EJECTION SYSTEM!!! FOR PROTOCULTURE SAKE!!! WHERE'S THE EJECTION SYSTEM!?!"

I'm almost afraid to ask what she was doing.

I'd tell you but it's a gross violation of Intergalactic Military conventions.

taalismn wrote:THings You Don't Want to Hear When Over at the Sterlings for Dinner:

"We're having a foursome."

"Why, yes, Miriya made the pineapple salad...'Is it SUPPOSED to be smoking?' DOWN!!!"

"Why this is Miriya's friend from the Quadronos. She's looking for some pilot she claims humiliated her. Sound familiar? You know, I never noticed it before, but her description kinda sounds like you..."

"The grizzly bear? That's Mir's new pet. Don't worry, he won't bite unless you startle him."

"We've decided to stir things up a little, Sammy's bringing a friend."

"Oh, don't worry, Miriya...Their hair will grow back!"

"Honey, you DID remember to place the lard, the cooking oil, the alcohol, and the other flammables in separate areas, and you turned on the valves for the fire suppression system, didn't you?"

"Oops! My bad! Critical failure on deep-frying the turkey!"

taalismn wrote:"Oh, don't worry, Miriya...Their hair will grow back!"

"Honey, you DID remember to place the lard, the cooking oil, the alcohol, and the other flammables in separate areas, and you turned on the valves for the fire suppression system, didn't you?"

"Oops! My bad! Critical failure on deep-frying the turkey!"

"So, Claudia, what's on today's agenda?"
"Emergency drills, Captain."
"Ah...I see, disaster preparedness?"
"No, Sir."
"Zentraedi attack?"
"No, Sir."
"Another booby trap?"
"No, Sir."
"Then what are the emergency drills for!?"
"Lt. Sterling's teaching Miriya how to cook again, Sir."
"Bozhe Moi!"
"Yes, Sir. Here's your bottle of vodka, sir."

SRoss wrote:

Alpha 11 wrote:

SRoss wrote:An UEDF team surrounded by Battle Pods.

"All right Kyron! You win! We'll surrender the girl!"

"A wise decision my Micronian friends."

Minmei walks out from a crowd civilians and is lifted into Kyron's pod.

As Kyron and the other Malcontents fly away, in the back of the pod, the woman removes her wig.

Sammy: "Now you're aaaallllllll mine."

Kyron: "What the deuce!?!"

After she starts to work...

Kyron: "THE EJECTION SYSTEM!!! THE EJECTION SYSTEM!!! FOR PROTOCULTURE SAKE!!! WHERE'S THE EJECTION SYSTEM!?!"

I'm almost afraid to ask what she was doing.

I'd tell you but it's a gross violation of Intergalactic Military conventions.

I thought so.

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:THings You Don't Want to Hear When Over at the Sterlings for Dinner:

"We're having a foursome."

"Why, yes, Miriya made the pineapple salad...'Is it SUPPOSED to be smoking?' DOWN!!!"

"Why this is Miriya's friend from the Quadronos. She's looking for some pilot she claims humiliated her. Sound familiar? You know, I never noticed it before, but her description kinda sounds like you..."

"The grizzly bear? That's Mir's new pet. Don't worry, he won't bite unless you startle him."

"We've decided to stir things up a little, Sammy's bringing a friend."

With the way things are going, I'm afraid to ask, again.

taalismn wrote:"Oh, don't worry, Miriya...Their hair will grow back!"

"Honey, you DID remember to place the lard, the cooking oil, the alcohol, and the other flammables in separate areas, and you turned on the valves for the fire suppression system, didn't you?"

"Oops! My bad! Critical failure on deep-frying the turkey!"

Arnie100 wrote:

taalismn wrote:"Oh, don't worry, Miriya...Their hair will grow back!"

"Honey, you DID remember to place the lard, the cooking oil, the alcohol, and the other flammables in separate areas, and you turned on the valves for the fire suppression system, didn't you?"

"Oops! My bad! Critical failure on deep-frying the turkey!"

"So, Claudia, what's on today's agenda?"
"Emergency drills, Captain."
"Ah...I see, disaster preparedness?"
"No, Sir."
"Zentraedi attack?"
"No, Sir."
"Another booby trap?"
"No, Sir."
"Then what are the emergency drills for!?"
"Lt. Sterling's teaching Miriya how to cook again, Sir."
"Bozhe Moi!"
"Yes, Sir. Here's your bottle of vodka, sir."

Why Dana Sterling Turned Out To Be Such a Troublesome Young Adult:

Young Dana: "Why?"
Max: (tired) "Ask your mother."

taalismn wrote:Why Dana Sterling Turned Out To Be Such a Troublesome Young Adult:

Young Dana: "Why?"
Max: (tired) "Ask your mother."

Young Dana: But Mom always says "Blast it!"
Max: "She didn't mean that literally!"

Arnie100 wrote:Young Dana: But Mom always says "Blast it!"
Max: "She didn't mean that literally!"

Yep, adults start worrying when little Dana started asking for ammonium nitrate in large quantities for her 'school projects'.

The real reasons for deifying UEG orders not to come back to earth:
*Capt. Glovals' Scotch supply ran out
*Ben Dixon cut the cheese one too many times
*Needed some other pop music other then Minmay's
*The coffee supply was critically low.
*Lisa wanted to get home before her birthday party was held as a wake.

Alpha 11 wrote:

SRoss wrote:

Alpha 11 wrote:

SRoss wrote:An UEDF team surrounded by Battle Pods.

"All right Kyron! You win! We'll surrender the girl!"

"A wise decision my Micronian friends."

Minmei walks out from a crowd civilians and is lifted into Kyron's pod.

As Kyron and the other Malcontents fly away, in the back of the pod, the woman removes her wig.

Sammy: "Now you're aaaallllllll mine."

Kyron: "What the deuce!?!"

After she starts to work...

Kyron: "THE EJECTION SYSTEM!!! THE EJECTION SYSTEM!!! FOR PROTOCULTURE SAKE!!! WHERE'S THE EJECTION SYSTEM!?!"

I'm almost afraid to ask what she was doing.

I'd tell you but it's a gross violation of Intergalactic Military conventions.

I thought so.

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:THings You Don't Want to Hear When Over at the Sterlings for Dinner:

"We're having a foursome."

"Why, yes, Miriya made the pineapple salad...'Is it SUPPOSED to be smoking?' DOWN!!!"

"Why this is Miriya's friend from the Quadronos. She's looking for some pilot she claims humiliated her. Sound familiar? You know, I never noticed it before, but her description kinda sounds like you..."

"The grizzly bear? That's Mir's new pet. Don't worry, he won't bite unless you startle him."

"We've decided to stir things up a little, Sammy's bringing a friend."

With the way things are going, I'm afraid to ask, again.

When I first came up with these Sammy as the repressed Dominatrix ideas, I was thinking along the lines of her somehow capturing and micronizing Kyron. However, a more terrifying thought has come to mind. What if she finds Lisa's tube and becomes Zentreadi sized!?!

SRoss wrote:[
When I first came up with these Sammy as the repressed Dominatrix ideas, I was thinking along the lines of her somehow capturing and micronizing Kyron. However, a more terrifying thought has come to mind. What if she finds Lisa's tube and becomes Zentreadi sized!?!

We invest in leather goods and polish and make a killing on the deal, that's what!

Oh yeah, and maybe make some investments in rubber.

Aid:Sir, we are getting reports of massive loses in the 15th A.T.A.C.
Emmerson:How!? Did a bomb go off in the ATAC's barracks!?
Aid:No sir.
Emmerson:Don't tell me Dana did one of her "Drills" again.
Aid:No sir,Lt. Sterling is confined to the barracks.
Emmerson:Then how did we suffer casualities.When we have not been attacked in 3 days.
Aid:It seems that Lt.Sterling got bored and started to play a song called"Teddy Bear" and started to sing it in the stlye of william shaterner.
Emmerson: What's the count?
Aid:7 dead sir.

taalismn wrote:Why Dana Sterling Turned Out To Be Such a Troublesome Young Adult:

Young Dana: "Why?"
Max: (tired) "Ask your mother."

Arnie100 wrote:

taalismn wrote:Why Dana Sterling Turned Out To Be Such a Troublesome Young Adult:

Young Dana: "Why?"
Max: (tired) "Ask your mother."

Young Dana: But Mom always says "Blast it!"
Max: "She didn't mean that literally!"

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:Young Dana: But Mom always says "Blast it!"
Max: "She didn't mean that literally!"

Yep, adults start worrying when little Dana started asking for ammonium nitrate in large quantities for her 'school projects'.

drewkitty ~..~ wrote:The real reasons for deifying UEG orders not to come back to earth:
*Capt. Glovals' Scotch supply ran out
*Ben Dixon cut the cheese one too many times
*Needed some other pop music other then Minmay's
*The coffee supply was critically low.
*Lisa wanted to get home before her birthday party was held as a wake.

SRoss wrote:

Alpha 11 wrote:

SRoss wrote:

Alpha 11 wrote:

SRoss wrote:An UEDF team surrounded by Battle Pods.

"All right Kyron! You win! We'll surrender the girl!"

"A wise decision my Micronian friends."

Minmei walks out from a crowd civilians and is lifted into Kyron's pod.

As Kyron and the other Malcontents fly away, in the back of the pod, the woman removes her wig.

Sammy: "Now you're aaaallllllll mine."

Kyron: "What the deuce!?!"

After she starts to work...

Kyron: "THE EJECTION SYSTEM!!! THE EJECTION SYSTEM!!! FOR PROTOCULTURE SAKE!!! WHERE'S THE EJECTION SYSTEM!?!"

I'm almost afraid to ask what she was doing.

I'd tell you but it's a gross violation of Intergalactic Military conventions.

I thought so.

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:THings You Don't Want to Hear When Over at the Sterlings for Dinner:

"We're having a foursome."

"Why, yes, Miriya made the pineapple salad...'Is it SUPPOSED to be smoking?' DOWN!!!"

"Why this is Miriya's friend from the Quadronos. She's looking for some pilot she claims humiliated her. Sound familiar? You know, I never noticed it before, but her description kinda sounds like you..."

"The grizzly bear? That's Mir's new pet. Don't worry, he won't bite unless you startle him."

"We've decided to stir things up a little, Sammy's bringing a friend."

With the way things are going, I'm afraid to ask, again.

When I first came up with these Sammy as the repressed Dominatrix ideas, I was thinking along the lines of her somehow capturing and micronizing Kyron. However, a more terrifying thought has come to mind. What if she finds Lisa's tube and becomes Zentreadi sized!?!

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:[
When I first came up with these Sammy as the repressed Dominatrix ideas, I was thinking along the lines of her somehow capturing and micronizing Kyron. However, a more terrifying thought has come to mind. What if she finds Lisa's tube and becomes Zentreadi sized!?!

We invest in leather goods and polish and make a killing on the deal, that's what!

Oh yeah, and maybe make some investments in rubber.

batlchip wrote:Aid:Sir, we are getting reports of massive loses in the 15th A.T.A.C.
Emmerson:How!? Did a bomb go off in the ATAC's barracks!?
Aid:No sir.
Emmerson:Don't tell me Dana did one of her "Drills" again.
Aid:No sir,Lt. Sterling is confined to the barracks.
Emmerson:Then how did we suffer casualities.When we have not been attacked in 3 days.
Aid:It seems that Lt.Sterling got bored and started to play a song called"Teddy Bear" and started to sing it in the stlye of william shaterner.
Emmerson: What's the count?
Aid:7 dead sir.

drewkitty ~..~ wrote:The real reasons for deifying UEG orders not to come back to earth:
*Capt. Glovals' Scotch supply ran out
*Ben Dixon cut the cheese one too many times
*Needed some other pop music other then Minmay's
*The coffee supply was critically low.
*Lisa wanted to get home before her birthday party was held as a wake.

*Lang wants to replace Minmei with Hatsune Miku

SRoss wrote:*Lang wants to replace Minmei with Hatsune Miku

"Dangnabit, Lang! This is Macross, not Macross Plus!".

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:*Lang wants to replace Minmei with Hatsune Miku

"Dangnabit, Lang! This is Macross, not Macross Plus!".

Sharen Apples ansester.

Alpha 11 wrote:

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:*Lang wants to replace Minmei with Hatsune Miku

"Dangnabit, Lang! This is Macross, not Macross Plus!".

Sharen Apples ansester.

What's worse is she's got Commercial backing.

Apple; they may not be able to beat MicroSoft for marketshare, but they can take over SuperDimensional Fortresses, Ghost Drones, and Veritech Fighters.

SRoss wrote:

Alpha 11 wrote:

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:*Lang wants to replace Minmei with Hatsune Miku

"Dangnabit, Lang! This is Macross, not Macross Plus!".

Sharen Apples ansester.

What's worse is she's got Commercial backing.

taalismn wrote:Apple; they may not be able to beat MicroSoft for marketshare, but they can take over SuperDimensional Fortresses, Ghost Drones, and Veritech Fighters.

Rain of Death Day, as the Zentraedi Grand Fleet Folds in sequential, in fight fighting order, taking up position around doomed Earth.
Then Dolza's command moon Folds in...
...into already occupied space.
Nearly a quarter of the arrayed Zentraedi fleet gets blasted to smithereens by the Fold-wash, thousands more are damaged trying to scoot out of the way, and subsequently ram into other ships in the armada.

Dolza:(looking at multiple screens showing his great fleet thrown into disarray and hearing the multiple screams and yells and curses tidalwaving over the communications channels)"...shouldn't have taken Fold directions from Khyron..."

As the crew of the SDF-1 looks on at Dolza's massive armada:

Gloval: "Lang, Exadore! Time for that ultimate weapon you said you had!"

Lang: (In announcer mode) "Now Presenting, with their new duet!" "Linn Minmei and William Shatner!!!"

SRoss wrote:As the crew of the SDF-1 looks on at Dolza's massive armada:

Gloval: "Lang, Exadore! Time for that ultimate weapon you said you had!"

Lang: (In announcer mode) "Now Presenting, with their new duet!" "Linn Minmei and William Shatner!!!"

#BWOOSH#
...as Earth becomes surrounded by a red nebula of exploding heads....

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:As the crew of the SDF-1 looks on at Dolza's massive armada:

Gloval: "Lang, Exadore! Time for that ultimate weapon you said you had!"

Lang: (In announcer mode) "Now Presenting, with their new duet!" "Linn Minmei and William Shatner!!!"

#BWOOSH#
...as Earth becomes surrounded by a red nebula of exploding heads....

Minmei: (Waking up with a scream) "Nnnnnnnoooooo!!!" "Oh, thank God, it's just a nightmare..."

Suddenly, she realizes she's not alone in bed...

Bill: (Waking up) "Was ... it ... goodforyou?"

Minmei: "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!"

SRoss wrote:[Minmei: (Waking up with a scream) "Nnnnnnnoooooo!!!" "Oh, thank God, it's just a nightmare..."

Suddenly, she realizes she's not alone in bed...

Bill: (Waking up) "Was ... it ... goodforyou?"

Minmei: "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!"

And James Spader gets up on Minmei's OTHER side, stares at her...
"Keep it down, will you?"
Close on Minmei's eyes going even wider and her silently open mouth as she cannot scream loud enough...

taalismn wrote:Rain of Death Day, as the Zentraedi Grand Fleet Folds in sequential, in fight fighting order, taking up position around doomed Earth.
Then Dolza's command moon Folds in...
...into already occupied space.
Nearly a quarter of the arrayed Zentraedi fleet gets blasted to smithereens by the Fold-wash, thousands more are damaged trying to scoot out of the way, and subsequently ram into other ships in the armada.

Dolza:(looking at multiple screens showing his great fleet thrown into disarray and hearing the multiple screams and yells and curses tidalwaving over the communications channels)"...shouldn't have taken Fold directions from Khyron..."

SRoss wrote:As the crew of the SDF-1 looks on at Dolza's massive armada:

Gloval: "Lang, Exadore! Time for that ultimate weapon you said you had!"

Lang: (In announcer mode) "Now Presenting, with their new duet!" "Linn Minmei and William Shatner!!!"

Now Minmei's singing was good IMO. Shatner was a good actor, IMO. His singing, was boarding on .

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:As the crew of the SDF-1 looks on at Dolza's massive armada:

Gloval: "Lang, Exadore! Time for that ultimate weapon you said you had!"

Lang: (In announcer mode) "Now Presenting, with their new duet!" "Linn Minmei and William Shatner!!!"

#BWOOSH#
...as Earth becomes surrounded by a red nebula of exploding heads....

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:As the crew of the SDF-1 looks on at Dolza's massive armada:

Gloval: "Lang, Exadore! Time for that ultimate weapon you said you had!"

Lang: (In announcer mode) "Now Presenting, with their new duet!" "Linn Minmei and William Shatner!!!"

#BWOOSH#
...as Earth becomes surrounded by a red nebula of exploding heads....

Minmei: (Waking up with a scream) "Nnnnnnnoooooo!!!" "Oh, thank God, it's just a nightmare..."

Suddenly, she realizes she's not alone in bed...

Bill: (Waking up) "Was ... it ... goodforyou?"

Minmei: "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!"

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:[Minmei: (Waking up with a scream) "Nnnnnnnoooooo!!!" "Oh, thank God, it's just a nightmare..."

Suddenly, she realizes she's not alone in bed...

Bill: (Waking up) "Was ... it ... goodforyou?"

Minmei: "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!"

And James Spader gets up on Minmei's OTHER side, stares at her...
"Keep it down, will you?"
Close on Minmei's eyes going even wider and her silently open mouth as she cannot scream loud enough...

Alpha 11 wrote:

SRoss wrote:As the crew of the SDF-1 looks on at Dolza's massive armada:

Gloval: "Lang, Exadore! Time for that ultimate weapon you said you had!"

Lang: (In announcer mode) "Now Presenting, with their new duet!" "Linn Minmei and William Shatner!!!"

Now Minmei's singing was good IMO. Shatner was a good actor, IMO. His singing, was boarding on .

Yep, I actually would feel sorry for those Zentreadi...

Could be worse...
Dana Sterling wakes up in the morning, lazily turns over....
"Good morning" says William Shatner.

"Was that the LT who just went streaking by, screaming?"
"Never mind about that! She's coming back....with her HOVERTANK!"

Or, imagine in the Sentinels.

"Mobilize the Tactical squad! The Amazons kidnapped Wil Wheaton, Again!"

SRoss wrote:Or, imagine in the Sentinels.

"Mobilize the Tactical squad! The Amazons kidnapped Wil Wheaton, Again!"

It's not THAT bad; it's a Praxian barbecue...they'll have to marinate him for at least six hours.

taalismn wrote:Could be worse...
Dana Sterling wakes up in the morning, lazily turns over....
"Good morning" says William Shatner.

"Was that the LT who just went streaking by, screaming?"
"Never mind about that! She's coming back....with her HOVERTANK!"

SRoss wrote:Or, imagine in the Sentinels.

"Mobilize the Tactical squad! The Amazons kidnapped Wil Wheaton, Again!"

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:Or, imagine in the Sentinels.

"Mobilize the Tactical squad! The Amazons kidnapped Wil Wheaton, Again!"

It's not THAT bad; it's a Praxian barbecue...they'll have to marinate him for at least six hours.

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:Or, imagine in the Sentinels.

"Mobilize the Tactical squad! The Amazons kidnapped Wil Wheaton, Again!"

It's not THAT bad; it's a Praxian barbecue...they'll have to marinate him for at least six hours.

"Maybe they want him for some snoo-snoo..."
"All right, all right. Send in the Tactical Squad."
"To rescue Wil Wheaton, Sir?"
"No. The Amazons from boredom."

Arnie100 wrote:[

"Maybe they want him for some snoo-snoo..."
"All right, all right. Send in the Tactical Squad."
"To rescue Wil Wheaton, Sir?"
"No. The Amazons from boredom."

"Can we return him?"
"Do you have a receipt?"
"uh....no? It was a male raid!"
"Should have asked for a receipt at the time of abduction. Without one, we can't take him back."

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:[

"Maybe they want him for some snoo-snoo..."
"All right, all right. Send in the Tactical Squad."
"To rescue Wil Wheaton, Sir?"
"No. The Amazons from boredom."

"Can we return him?"
"Do you have a receipt?"
"uh....no? It was a male raid!"
"Should have asked for a receipt at the time of abduction. Without one, we can't take him back."

Lt. Baker's Alpha tore through space toward the target picked up by CIC.

Baker: "Control! Are you sure about that contact?"

Controller: "Backer, you should be right on top of it."

Baker: "Well I don't see any..."

SPLAT!!!

A body strikes the Alpha's canopy and slides off.

Baker: "What kinda psycho spaces Wil Wheaton?"

"No, we won't be taking back Minmei, Khyron, you don't have a re-....You do?"
"Damnit, she's been abducted so many times OF COURSE she insists that her kidnappers get a receipt!"

Kyron: "HA! I outsmarted you this time Micronian! I ACQUIRED A RECEIPT!"

Sammy: "Oopse!"

Kyron looks up dumfounded as Sammy drops her receipt for him in the incinerator.

Sammy: "I guess I'll have to keep you now..."

Grel: "I'm sorry, milord Khyron, but we just CAN'T! Lord Dolza specifically stated we have a 'No Returns' policy!"

Arnie100 wrote:

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:Or, imagine in the Sentinels.

"Mobilize the Tactical squad! The Amazons kidnapped Wil Wheaton, Again!"

It's not THAT bad; it's a Praxian barbecue...they'll have to marinate him for at least six hours.

"Maybe they want him for some snoo-snoo..."
"All right, all right. Send in the Tactical Squad."
"To rescue Wil Wheaton, Sir?"
"No. The Amazons from boredom."

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:[

"Maybe they want him for some snoo-snoo..."
"All right, all right. Send in the Tactical Squad."
"To rescue Wil Wheaton, Sir?"
"No. The Amazons from boredom."

"Can we return him?"
"Do you have a receipt?"
"uh....no? It was a male raid!"
"Should have asked for a receipt at the time of abduction. Without one, we can't take him back."

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:[

"Maybe they want him for some snoo-snoo..."
"All right, all right. Send in the Tactical Squad."
"To rescue Wil Wheaton, Sir?"
"No. The Amazons from boredom."

"Can we return him?"
"Do you have a receipt?"
"uh....no? It was a male raid!"
"Should have asked for a receipt at the time of abduction. Without one, we can't take him back."

Lt. Baker's Alpha tore through space toward the target picked up by CIC.

Baker: "Control! Are you sure about that contact?"

Controller: "Backer, you should be right on top of it."

Baker: "Well I don't see any..."

SPLAT!!!

A body strikes the Alpha's canopy and slides off.

Baker: "What kinda psycho spaces Wil Wheaton?"

taalismn wrote:"No, we won't be taking back Minmei, Khyron, you don't have a re-....You do?"
"Damnit, she's been abducted so many times OF COURSE she insists that her kidnappers get a receipt!"

SRoss wrote:Kyron: "HA! I outsmarted you this time Micronian! I ACQUIRED A RECEIPT!"

Sammy: "Oopse!"

Kyron looks up dumfounded as Sammy drops her receipt for him in the incinerator.

Sammy: "I guess I'll have to keep you now..."

taalismn wrote:Grel: "I'm sorry, milord Khyron, but we just CAN'T! Lord Dolza specifically stated we have a 'No Returns' policy!"

Gerao's 'Souvenirs' from the attack on the SDF-1:
- SDF-1 coffee mug(Extra Large)
-Panda Bear in Chinese Dress teddy bear
-UN SPACY dress uniform teddy bear
-Rick Hunter wig
-Fake glow-in-the-dark mini- Protoculture Matrix
-Plastic-embedded sprig of the Flower of Life
-Ben Dixon Wig
-Veritech picture pajamas
-"Girls of the SDF-1" calender
-Roy Fokker's sideburns
-Veritech head keyfob
-Max Sterling sunglasses
-Minmei pillow
-Destroid feet bathroom slippers
-Lisa Hayes' panties
-"I Attacked the SDF-1 and Got Punched In the Face With an Aircraft Carrier For It" T-shirt
-"I Stole Lisa Hayes' Panties and Got Punched In the Face With an Aircraft Carrier For It" T-shirt
-"Robotech Bloopers' DVD

taalismn wrote:-"I Attacked the SDF-1 and Got Punched In the Face With an Aircraft Carrier For It" T-shirt
-"I Stole Lisa Hayes' Panties and Got Punched In the Face With an Aircraft Carrier For It" T-shirt

Which earns +50 bragging rights points each

taalismn wrote:Gerao's 'Souvenirs' from the attack on the SDF-1:
-Lisa Hayes' panties

Gerao was in the midst of showing off his booty when a 50' tall Lisa Hayes stomped in and brought an enormous mallet down upon his head.

"Gimmie Those!!!" Grabbing the panties and stomping off.

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:Gerao's 'Souvenirs' from the attack on the SDF-1:
-Lisa Hayes' panties

Gerao was in the midst of showing off his booty when a 50' tall Lisa Hayes stomped in and brought an enormous mallet down upon his head.

"Gimmie Those!!!" Grabbing the panties and stomping off.

"Gerao! Wake up! What happened to you!?"
(Slapslapslapshakeslapkick)
"Hunh? Wha...!?"
"WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?"
"It was horrible...I was attacked by a Meltran-sized Micronian female!"
"Excuse me?"
"A Meltran-sized Micronian female!"
"Uh-huh...(speaking softly into hand radio) Yes, it's just as I feared...he's been watching those Micronian TV transmissions again...yes, send the in the psych team for full evaluations!"
"So...you believe me, right?"
"Of course I do! It will be alright!"

Bridge of the SDF-1:
Sammie: “Captain! It’s incredible!”
Gloval: “What? What’s incredible?”
Sammie:”This thread! We hit...ONE HUNDRED!!!!”
Gloval: “Thundering Asteroids! You’re right! You know what this means?!”
Bridge Bunnies: “PARTY!!!”
Lisa:(Tackling Rick who for some reason is also on the Bridge) “CELEBRATORY SEX!”
Gloval: (ducking aside to avoid getting hit by flying clothing) “I thought they already did it on the Bridge!”
Claudia: “Not while it was in use.”
Roy: (ALSO appearing on the Bridge) “So, there’s space in front of the other console. You wanna?”
Claudia:(shedding her jacket) “I wanna see you out of uniform, soldier, RIGHT NOW.”
Vanessa: “Sir! We have activity in the Zentraedi fleet! Sensors are showing all ships are...opening up in fire works! And all their communications channels have broken out in...music!”
Gloval: (turning to the other Bridge Bunnies)”Before you start on those bottles I know you have hidden in your consoles, send the following message to the Zentraedi forces; ‘Gloval to Azonia: Your quarters in thirty minutes’.”
Kim: “Incoming message from small Zentraedi formation closing on us, sir! ‘Azonia to Gloval: Your Quarters in ten minutes’.”
Gloval: “Damn! Gotta run! Gotta get flowers!”
Vanessa: (passing Gloval a bottle of champagne) “Here, sir, take this.”
Gloval: “Hmmmm.....very good year and a rare vintage. Duchy of Grand Fenwick, too! Time loop?”
Vanessa: “Time loop.”
Screen comes on, showing Khyron, all smiles.
Khyron: “Greetings, Micronians! All the humiliation I’ve had to endure, all the pratfalls and undignified deaths and bad one-liners! It all finally pays off! Grel, high-five!”
Grel high-fives him. then turns around and chest-butts Gerao, while Khyron does a happy-dance.
Khyron: “All righttttttt!!!! We ROCK!”
Grel: (pumping his fists) “ROWR! ROWR! ROWR!”
Khyron: “Now let’s get over to that big barbecue on the flagship Breetai’s been hinting about!”
Gerao: “Will there be ice cream and cake?”
Grel: “There better be!”
Khyron: “We’ll swing by and pick up some Quadronos on the way! “(begins shucking his uniform revealing the Hawaiian shirt underneath)”See you around, micronian chumps!”
(His image cuts out)
(Minmei wanders onto the bridge. She looks around, sees the two couples getting down at the front of the bridge, then turns to the Bridge Bunnies)
Minmei: “So this is where the party is?”
Vanessa: “It’s where the party BEGINS.”
Minmei: “That rum you have there?”
(Sammie offers her a bottle. Minmei takes it and pulls the cork out with her teeth before taking a slug directly from the bottle)
Minmei: “So what are we hanging around here for? I got a chrome-plated sportscar waiting! Let’s drive some paparazzi off the road and go crash some parties!”
Sammie: “Ah, I got plans.”
Minmei: “We’ll drop you off, then. Come on, our taxi awaits!”

Meanwhile, down in Alaska:
Admiral Hayes: “What the hell are those people doing up there?! It sounds like a giant party! Has the universe gone mad?”
Grand Cannon Staff Mook: “Dunno, sir. I can only report what our long range sensors are picking up!”
Admiral Hayes: “Keep monitoring! And where’s Colonel Edwards?!”
Grand Cannon Staff Mook2: ”Last I saw of him, he was going into the men’s room.”

T.R. Edwards: (Looking at the snarling Shoggoth in front of him and realizing this is NOT the Alaska Base men’s room) “Oh $#!+...”

Lisa looks up for a moment and smiles. “207.”

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