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taalismn wrote:"Mmmm.....hello? How do I play this thing?(#SCCCCRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEECCCCCCHHHHHH!#)...no, that's not it...how about this?(...da-da-da-DARRRRRRRAAANNGGG!!!)"

Tirolian Citizen #1: "Protuculture's sake...WHAT WAS THAT!?"
Tirolian Citizen #2: "New muse."
Tirolian Citizen #1: "We're so doomed..."

Arnie100 wrote:

taalismn wrote:"Mmmm.....hello? How do I play this thing?(#SCCCCRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEECCCCCCHHHHHH!#)...no, that's not it...how about this?(...da-da-da-DARRRRRRRAAANNGGG!!!)"

Tirolian Citizen #1: "Protuculture's sake...WHAT WAS THAT!?"
Tirolian Citizen #2: "New muse."
Tirolian Citizen #1: "We're so doomed..."

Dana: "Now's my big chance!!!" (Grabs microphone and starts singing)

"The new Muse is good."
"Very persuasive."
"TOO persuasive."
"That IS the problem."
"Her obsession."
"Singing the blues."
(shot of Guard Triumvirate clones sitting around listening to the Cosmic Harp channel...all of them are crying..one's tying a noose around his neck and has a note pinned to his uniform, another is holding his gun to his head, and the last is climbing to the balcony overlooking the esplanade in the city-bay...)

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:Sure Signs You Need a New Cosmic Muse:

"This next melody is going out to everybody EXCEPT the idiots in life support who won't turn up the AC in my quarters!"

"This is the song that never ends. This is the song that never ends. This is the song-"

"Lalalalaalalal(%BELCH%)-dedahdehahhhlaalalla(urk...HURK!)....la...la...la...la...zzzzzzz......"

"For the next five hours we'll be playing William Shatner performing Minmei's greatest hits."

Sgt Anjay wrote:

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:Sure Signs You Need a New Cosmic Muse:

"This next melody is going out to everybody EXCEPT the idiots in life support who won't turn up the AC in my quarters!"

"This is the song that never ends. This is the song that never ends. This is the song-"

"Lalalalaalalal(%BELCH%)-dedahdehahhhlaalalla(urk...HURK!)....la...la...la...la...zzzzzzz......"

"For the next five hours we'll be playing William Shatner performing Minmei's greatest hits."

Ladies and gentlemen, lets give a hand to Mu-dollarsign-ica!

taalismn wrote:MORE Sure Signs You Need a New Cosmic Muse:

"And now for my latest composition, something I like to call 'Silence'."

"I really hate you! I really hate all of you! This song is all about how much I hate you...."

"And now some oldies but goodies...starting with some classic Tirolian swine calls set to classic Tirolian polka!"


"So lonely...so depressing...life ain't worth living.....out here in dark lonely space....could just kill myself..."

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:MORE Sure Signs You Need a New Cosmic Muse:

"And now for my latest composition, something I like to call 'Silence'."

"I really hate you! I really hate all of you! This song is all about how much I hate you...."

"And now some oldies but goodies...starting with some classic Tirolian swine calls set to classic Tirolian polka!"


"So lonely...so depressing...life ain't worth living.....out here in dark lonely space....could just kill myself..."

(Going to a Punk Rock beat) "KILL THE MASTERS! EAT THE ELDERS! BURN THIS SHIP TO THE GROUND!!!"

"It's great being with you on this journey in to everlasting night, so relax, sit back, open a window..."

taalismn wrote:"Mmmm.....hello? How do I play this thing?(#SCCCCRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEECCCCCCHHHHHH!#)...no, that's not it...how about this?(...da-da-da-DARRRRRRRAAANNGGG!!!)"

Arnie100 wrote:

taalismn wrote:"Mmmm.....hello? How do I play this thing?(#SCCCCRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEECCCCCCHHHHHH!#)...no, that's not it...how about this?(...da-da-da-DARRRRRRRAAANNGGG!!!)"

Tirolian Citizen #1: "Protuculture's sake...WHAT WAS THAT!?"
Tirolian Citizen #2: "New muse."
Tirolian Citizen #1: "We're so doomed..."

SRoss wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:

taalismn wrote:"Mmmm.....hello? How do I play this thing?(#SCCCCRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEECCCCCCHHHHHH!#)...no, that's not it...how about this?(...da-da-da-DARRRRRRRAAANNGGG!!!)"

Tirolian Citizen #1: "Protuculture's sake...WHAT WAS THAT!?"
Tirolian Citizen #2: "New muse."
Tirolian Citizen #1: "We're so doomed..."

Dana: "Now's my big chance!!!" (Grabs microphone and starts singing)

taalismn wrote:"The new Muse is good."
"Very persuasive."
"TOO persuasive."
"That IS the problem."
"Her obsession."
"Singing the blues."
(shot of Guard Triumvirate clones sitting around listening to the Cosmic Harp channel...all of them are crying..one's tying a noose around his neck and has a note pinned to his uniform, another is holding his gun to his head, and the last is climbing to the balcony overlooking the esplanade in the city-bay...)

Alpha 11 wrote:

Sgt Anjay wrote:

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:Sure Signs You Need a New Cosmic Muse:

"This next melody is going out to everybody EXCEPT the idiots in life support who won't turn up the AC in my quarters!"

"This is the song that never ends. This is the song that never ends. This is the song-"

"Lalalalaalalal(%BELCH%)-dedahdehahhhlaalalla(urk...HURK!)....la...la...la...la...zzzzzzz......"

"For the next five hours we'll be playing William Shatner performing Minmei's greatest hits."

Ladies and gentlemen, lets give a hand to Mu-dollarsign-ica!

Ke$ha? No? Ok...

so how about:

"HE IS COMING
HE WHO WAITS BEHIND THE WALL
HE WHO WAITS TO END IT ALL

a͞ ̷l͘o҉t ҉ơf̶ p͘e̵o̡pl̵e ̨k͝no͘w w͠hat I ̵a̴lrea̡d҉y ͘kǹnow,
an̷d w͠h̕at y̛ou ar҉e ̵a͜re̷ ̡àb͘ou̡t̨ tò ̶kn͠ow͘, ̶
w̵e̷ wi̢ll͟ abl̴e̴ ̵t͡o͡ déf̀eat th͘e̵m.͡
I̖̜̖̠̫̜f̱̼͎̣͍ ̪̘̺i̢̼̠͔̼̼t̳͙̭̩͇͍̩̀ ̵̫͍̻̰̬̦̘i̘s̸̠̖͖͔ ͜n̗̫ò̘ṯ͉̣̠ ̮̙͜a̱͚̟͚̪̳l̙̲̰͉̫ͅr̦e̮̠͔̭̦a̵̪̫̭̲͍͚d͇̤̠̘̣͕̝͞y̲ ̟͚̙͟t̤̲̳͓ơ̞o̟̙̰ l̙̣̼͢a̮̺͓t͏e̗

L͏̻̗̝̖͓í̹̠͕̹s̸t̯ͅͅe̺̱n̖̯̯͉͘,̛̘ ̭t̷̼̪͕̭̥h͙e͠ ̞̦̼̗͉c̹͈̰̥ͅr̵͙̩e͕̙̟̯̖ą̰͙̝ṱ͕̠̩u̶r͕͔̞͉͕e ̵̹i͈̜̲̹̺̟s̳̼̲ͅ ̱̬̲͜c̩̮̺̘a̵̠̣̯̜̼ͅl̡̞̱̠l̞͍̺ed̕ Z҉A҉L҉G҉O,
a̰n̴̛̪d̨̙͕͉͍͔̣̫̩͡ ̰̪̥̠̟̜͝i̴̧̖̱ͅt͇̟̜̪̻̼͔͉́́ O̸̸̲͕̥͙̥̦̹͈͉̹̻ͬ͒ͧ̈́̂̃̅̊̎͢͢H̭͔͍̮̜̳͈̙͈̠͇̤ͫ̇͋͐ͭ́̋̓͜͝ ̶͑̆̿̂҉̧̘̤̰͎͕̠Gͪͫ͂̀͛̓̈͋ͤ͝҉̻̱̙͈̤͢Ǫ̸̥̱͎̜͖̼ͪ̎͊͐̑͂͌̑͛̀̈́͑̅̀͞ͅD̷̴̺͓̪̝̻̦̪̰͙̟̒̽͋̒̌̔̄̀̚͢͡ͅ ͍̠̳̞̺̳̯̼̖̙̬̬͇̖̻̪̀ͣ̀̏͋̆͟͜͢ͅO̔̊̒̑ͫ͂̈̏́̈͛ͬ͒͛͟͢͡҉͎̥͚͙̗̜̝H̷̶̵̨͔̪̖͉̗͕̩͓̮̤̝̘̹̤͈͌̈́͒͂̎ͬ͋̋͛̀̓ͫ̑̿̓̔̋̒̀͠ ̸̹͎̱̹͙̝̫̬͍͇̰̜̼̻̥̍̾͆̿̃͛̎́̚̚͜͝J͐ͩ̎͋̈̊ͪ͊̈́͐ͫ͆͐̍͌ͯ̄͢҉̱͍̠͈̣̭̲̪̣E̴̶̜̞̖͉̺͍͕͖͔̪̜ͬ͗̑̌͒ͩ͒͑̍̎̊̚̕S̩̱̝ͦ̋̅ͤ̽ͯ̏̿̈́́̈́̐͆͆ͭ͒̌̔̚͡U̶̘̺̣̩͉̰͓̜̹̪̾͑̋̉ͬ̈́ͣ̈́̽ͦ̓̚͡͞ͅṢ̴̗̻̠̦͚͍̞͔̬͖̹̺̗̦͔̤̗͑̌͂͆̎͘ Ḫ̴̸̳ͥ̔̚Ȩ̴̭̞͚͔̮ͤ̏̚ ̗͓͖͑ͪ̊Ċ̮̰̫͊̋̕O̷̩͇̩͌̓̔̏ͣͣ͗̚M̢͙͓̘̲͈͛̒̐ͪͅẺ̵͎̰̟̱ͣͩ̂ͩͅS̨̺̰̱͙̻͋ͮ̆͢ ̙̂̈͐́͂͌̚ͅ ̛͈̠͔͉͙̦̥̗́ͬ̏́f̡͎̣̹͎̻ͪ̀͆̇ͯ͋͢j̪̱͛̈́͊̿͐̀͢i̴̢̡̦̼̮͙͍̺̮̖ͥͦ̔g̜͔̬̫̘͎͙̱ͨ͆̑̊̋5̵̯͎͎̭̮͇ͬ̔̓ͤ͒͞͡ ̛͖̝̼̼̲͍̗̫̋̒̑̈́ͥͫͭ́͟ ̶̡̙̰̟͎̩͈̍̃m͎͉̩̤̩̳̻̊ͭ̓̈͋͛̀̕ͅf̜̱̱̘͓͖̈̾ͦ̈͐̽̽͝g̷̛̤̤̥̹̹̻̤̓ͪ̅͋ͩ̒̍̂͢ ̴͙͈̬̻͖̮͋ͫ͒ͤ͠͠ ͛̎̅͛ͣ̎̽̿̊͜͏̪̙̹̩I̘̹̤͓̹̙ͬͬ̀ͤ̈̂̂́̇̕͜ͅ ̃͂ͭ҉̖͇͈̜ͅC̟̬̈́̑̏̏ͯ̒ͬ͌͘A̸̳̩͍̦̭͓̎̓͆͜N̷͔͖̱̮͙̏͐ͧ̅̃̈̈́͘͠ ̡̧̧̺͎ͥͧ̃ͦͯS͈̺͑̂̃E̘̮̺͓̘͊̓̄ͬ͝E̾̕͏̛̖̲̜̜̩ ̘̳̪ͤ͛̓ͪ̂I̶̶̛̯̲̬̰̝͇̭̼̍́̇̽̓N̫̙̩̻̿̓̍̎ͪ͘T̈̑̑ͦ͒̃́̚҉̮͙̀Ǒ͎̟̖̩͖̦̙͖̪͡͝ ̸̫͎̻͙͙̳̬͋̀̏͊ͨ͐̈́͐̚F̥̘͉̈͌ͯ͐̎̐̑ͮ̆͢O̵̪̪͖̮ͭ̈͒͂ͧ̃R̗͒̆̇̐͂̾ͨE̞̦͉̭ͩͪ̉̎̎ͥ̏͐͡͡ͅV̷͓͔͕̭ͦͬ̈̓ͦ̎̎̂̕E͓̤͖̞͎̹̱̭̞̎̇ͤ̀Ȑ͚͙̳͉͎̠̬̂͝͞ ̇̃́ͤ͌҉̵̢̠̭̳d̓͊̾ͪͨ҉̭̪͎͘f̟̻̙̦̒̎͂͛͆1̡̫̱̝̹ͩ̀̈ͪ̊̕̕k̙̻͒ͪ̍́z̵̗̪̣̮̦̦̒ͧ͛̄ͤa̸̘͇̤̥̲̽w̗̗̉͌͂͜ ̷̘̯͕̱̠ͥ̒̐ͩ̌ͭ̐ ̨̺ͭ́̎͋ͪͪ͊̐̏́̀H̡̠͔͇̓̒̓͘E͔̫̞̘̽͊̃̒͋́͢ ͕ͣͨͣ̒ͣ̚͢C̷̢̗͈̬̜̓̾ͭͪ͋̅̏̕O̓̔͛ͮͫ̉͏̵̛͈̻̹̫̭̪͉̭M͔͇̈́ͤ͟Ē̤͎ͮ͌̆͋ͫ̈́͂̚͟͝S̶̡̨̱̳ͭ̓̍̌͗ͦͭ̃͌ ͚̠̦̏ͧ͡ď̡͖͉͔̻̿̈́f̧̪̺͈͍͕͈̰ͨ̐͜ͅř̯͚̥̮̠̗̫̣̉̔ͮ͊̚̕e͚͈̭̙̙̺̩͑͝͡w͙̠̫ͥ̆̎ͩ͊ͨ̚͞ ̮̝͉̪̠͉̋̎́̆͟ H̢̻̹̄͘ ̮̗̦̦̠̭̫̥ͤ̉ͥͮͭ͗ͯ͌̚E͙͇̲̜͙͔̣͗̔ͮ̚̕ ̟͍̜̹̱̫̮ͫͭͥ̐ͫ̀C͆̽ͣͧ͏͎̙̤͙̣̱̰͈O̦̒̑͂ͩ̈͞M̋̊̎ͨ̕҉̺͙͕̬̗Ē̪̲͈̹͈̟͈̫͙ͯ̕S̛̳̼̺̜ͦ͐ͫ ̀ͤ͞͏̼̰̙͈̤̩͔̙d̷̤͑͋ͤ́̀͢f̦̲̘ͮ̊̊͊̎ͥ̊s̨̻̟̻ͪͨ̓́̔͌͢f̷̢̝̱̖̦͗̑aͦ̌̎̋ͦ͏̶̩̹͙̱͕͟1̦̞͈͍̜͍͂͌́͘͝8͇̻̮͎̺̻̤̌͆̄̓ͥͬ̾̕x̴͙ͥ̇͒͟ ̴̢̹͈̘̱̣̣̩ͪ̅̊̏͒ͯ͂ͬ͘ ̷̛̤̹̼̠̊ͫ̓̂͡ͅN̛̥̞ͨ̓̆͐͝O̜͕̼̭̮̹͂̃ͥ̾́̅ͤ̃́ ͯͧ̚͏̢͚͟P̰͍͇͖͛ͭ̓̔͋̍̚L̞̋͋̈ͩ̈̾̏̀Ȩͥ̈́̉̔̃ͦ͏̲̟̞A̐͊͋̓͂̚͏͓͙̦͈͟S̴̗͚͔̯̝̜̬̫̄ͪ̓ͨ͌͌͌͡Ȇ͚̮͍͠ ͓͉̼͍͉́̑̉̿͊̑̓̔ͅP̙̜ͫ͊͡L̵̫̭͔͖̗͍̱͂͐̈́͟ͅE̔͛̽͋҉̼̩̱͕̠̰͢A͍̺͚̪̤̘̳̲̟ͮ͑ͨ̍̀S̵̝̳̣̆̓̀͐́̏ͤ̓ͫĚ̥̟ͧ͜͡ ̷̞̯̠̰̻̗̬͐̍̄̂͑͐ͪ̕͡ͅI̟̥͈͕̒͊ ̴̯̝̲̱̫͖̦̲̪͋ͧͩ̓͂̽̽̒̚A̰̗͔̪̻͓̜̒̋͗͟ͅM͉̥̭̥̊ͥ́̅ͯ̈ͣͮ ̜̮̜͖̫ͭ̅ͫͯ̀̓͘S̰̖͙͚͙̲͋̽̂ͨ̔̉͜ͅO͚̬͖͉̙̔͊ͭR̵͎͒ͮ̂R̼͚̺͌͢͞Y̴̑ͧͮ͏̯̥̺̗͙̖̳ͅ ̩̗̄ͨ͂ͪͬ́͆̽ͬŞ͕̝̦̝͎̯̈ͦ̔̓̾̐̌O͉̹̲̺͔ͯ̀͜ ̛̩̹̙͉̯̬̞ͫ̆̓͊ͨ̑ͯ̿ͭS͕͚̜͊͐̏̃̊̓͝Ơ̥̼̠̌ͭ̉͌͗̒̂R̯͕̭̻ͣR̵̷̨̰̞͙͚̖̟̯̖͛̔ͨͪ̓Y̴̘̥̗͍̓ͨ͛̓ͭ̂ͬͅͅ ͧͪͥ̋̈́ͥ͗҉͎ͅa̷̺̻͆͗̀ͤ̔͞s̶̙͖̭̫̯̾ͭ̐́c͖̥̽̔́d̵͉͓̯̪̲̓̅́f̴̛̩͕̻̲̼̜̜̓ͥ͑ͩ̃̊̀̌͢e̶̢̨̯͙̲̤̤̠ͧͤ͑rͩ̽͋ͧ͏̞̲ͅt̵̠̱̰̪̰̪ͪͦ̈́͠r̻̜̻ͮ͛ͩ̊̐̏͊̚͜ ̵̧̛̫̝̞̜̖̙͋̅̆̿s͇̲͖̲ͩ̆ͯ͒̓ͮ̇͟͠ͅdͨͩ̐ͦͮͨ̚҉̳̦d̛͍̺̺͈̖ͦ̃̃̉͢͠f͚̞͖̭̻̪̝ͮͦ̎͘s̴̷̼̻̟̊̇̆̿ͨ͋̃̀̚d̝̀̋͒͊ͫ̿͟g̶̠ͧ̅ͤͩ̂́ ̶̨̻̘̬̮ͥ̆́I̧͍̼͐̎̋̈̔̔ͦ͆T̮̻̅̋̿ͣŠ͍͎͔̙̔͂̄̎ͅ ̶̤͊ͮ̿͛͊͛͑͝E̷̛̮͈̻̰̥͓͔͍ͧ̈́̏ͤͥA̷̵͇̟͛͋͑͋T̗̯̥͚̂̓ͨͥ̌̌̋ͧ͢͞I̤̦̺͉̒ͭ̊͐ͣ̎̚N̸̻̠͍̈͌͆ͭ̕͟G͚͈̩̝̥̺ͦ̉͑ͥͯ̃̄̌ ̶͉͖͉̳̐ͤ̒ͧͮ̍ͪ̎͢͟M͔̥͆̆̿ͯ͆̔̆Y̡̨̨̪̟͈̤̪̱ͦ̑̓͊ ͉͕̌̈́̆̃͗͝S̟͙̤̱͍͎̠͐̓̾ͤ̅̐̈́̊ͮȮ̙̜̙̺̞̓̄ͧͨ̃͘̕͢Ü̬͙͕̲̬̍L "

For a moment I thought I was there something like:

"Ka'lah thee'R'yllyh! Fa'katan Yog-Soggoth! The stars! The Stars are Right! The sunken kingdom rises again! Takalee! Takalee!"
Robotech Master: "....why do I feel sudden fear...?"

taalismn wrote:For a moment I thought I was there something like:

"Ka'lah thee'R'yllyh! Fa'katan Yog-Soggoth! The stars! The Stars are Right! The sunken kingdom rises again! Takalee! Takalee!"
Robotech Master: "....why do I feel sudden fear...?"

Science Master: "Sirs? We...we think...this planet might not be worth...Iä! Iä! Cthulhu fhtagn! R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!!" :head asplode:

Clone Master: "Masters, we have installed the new Muses."

Master: "Finally, let us see them."

Clone Master: "Masters, I should warn you we had problems with the matrix..."

Masters: (as one) "NOW!!!"

The New Muses

Masters:

Sgt Anjay wrote:

Alpha 11 wrote:

Sgt Anjay wrote:

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:Sure Signs You Need a New Cosmic Muse:

"This next melody is going out to everybody EXCEPT the idiots in life support who won't turn up the AC in my quarters!"

"This is the song that never ends. This is the song that never ends. This is the song-"

"Lalalalaalalal(%BELCH%)-dedahdehahhhlaalalla(urk...HURK!)....la...la...la...la...zzzzzzz......"

"For the next five hours we'll be playing William Shatner performing Minmei's greatest hits."

Ladies and gentlemen, lets give a hand to Mu-dollarsign-ica!

Ke$ha? No? Ok...

so how about:

"HE IS COMING
HE WHO WAITS BEHIND THE WALL
HE WHO WAITS TO END IT ALL

a͞ ̷l͘o҉t ҉ơf̶ p͘e̵o̡pl̵e ̨k͝no͘w w͠hat I ̵a̴lrea̡d҉y ͘kǹnow,
an̷d w͠h̕at y̛ou ar҉e ̵a͜re̷ ̡àb͘ou̡t̨ tò ̶kn͠ow͘, ̶
w̵e̷ wi̢ll͟ abl̴e̴ ̵t͡o͡ déf̀eat th͘e̵m.͡
I̖̜̖̠̫̜f̱̼͎̣͍ ̪̘̺i̢̼̠͔̼̼t̳͙̭̩͇͍̩̀ ̵̫͍̻̰̬̦̘i̘s̸̠̖͖͔ ͜n̗̫ò̘ṯ͉̣̠ ̮̙͜a̱͚̟͚̪̳l̙̲̰͉̫ͅr̦e̮̠͔̭̦a̵̪̫̭̲͍͚d͇̤̠̘̣͕̝͞y̲ ̟͚̙͟t̤̲̳͓ơ̞o̟̙̰ l̙̣̼͢a̮̺͓t͏e̗

L͏̻̗̝̖͓í̹̠͕̹s̸t̯ͅͅe̺̱n̖̯̯͉͘,̛̘ ̭t̷̼̪͕̭̥h͙e͠ ̞̦̼̗͉c̹͈̰̥ͅr̵͙̩e͕̙̟̯̖ą̰͙̝ṱ͕̠̩u̶r͕͔̞͉͕e ̵̹i͈̜̲̹̺̟s̳̼̲ͅ ̱̬̲͜c̩̮̺̘a̵̠̣̯̜̼ͅl̡̞̱̠l̞͍̺ed̕ Z҉A҉L҉G҉O,
a̰n̴̛̪d̨̙͕͉͍͔̣̫̩͡ ̰̪̥̠̟̜͝i̴̧̖̱ͅt͇̟̜̪̻̼͔͉́́ O̸̸̲͕̥͙̥̦̹͈͉̹̻ͬ͒ͧ̈́̂̃̅̊̎͢͢H̭͔͍̮̜̳͈̙͈̠͇̤ͫ̇͋͐ͭ́̋̓͜͝ ̶͑̆̿̂҉̧̘̤̰͎͕̠Gͪͫ͂̀͛̓̈͋ͤ͝҉̻̱̙͈̤͢Ǫ̸̥̱͎̜͖̼ͪ̎͊͐̑͂͌̑͛̀̈́͑̅̀͞ͅD̷̴̺͓̪̝̻̦̪̰͙̟̒̽͋̒̌̔̄̀̚͢͡ͅ ͍̠̳̞̺̳̯̼̖̙̬̬͇̖̻̪̀ͣ̀̏͋̆͟͜͢ͅO̔̊̒̑ͫ͂̈̏́̈͛ͬ͒͛͟͢͡҉͎̥͚͙̗̜̝H̷̶̵̨͔̪̖͉̗͕̩͓̮̤̝̘̹̤͈͌̈́͒͂̎ͬ͋̋͛̀̓ͫ̑̿̓̔̋̒̀͠ ̸̹͎̱̹͙̝̫̬͍͇̰̜̼̻̥̍̾͆̿̃͛̎́̚̚͜͝J͐ͩ̎͋̈̊ͪ͊̈́͐ͫ͆͐̍͌ͯ̄͢҉̱͍̠͈̣̭̲̪̣E̴̶̜̞̖͉̺͍͕͖͔̪̜ͬ͗̑̌͒ͩ͒͑̍̎̊̚̕S̩̱̝ͦ̋̅ͤ̽ͯ̏̿̈́́̈́̐͆͆ͭ͒̌̔̚͡U̶̘̺̣̩͉̰͓̜̹̪̾͑̋̉ͬ̈́ͣ̈́̽ͦ̓̚͡͞ͅṢ̴̗̻̠̦͚͍̞͔̬͖̹̺̗̦͔̤̗͑̌͂͆̎͘ Ḫ̴̸̳ͥ̔̚Ȩ̴̭̞͚͔̮ͤ̏̚ ̗͓͖͑ͪ̊Ċ̮̰̫͊̋̕O̷̩͇̩͌̓̔̏ͣͣ͗̚M̢͙͓̘̲͈͛̒̐ͪͅẺ̵͎̰̟̱ͣͩ̂ͩͅS̨̺̰̱͙̻͋ͮ̆͢ ̙̂̈͐́͂͌̚ͅ ̛͈̠͔͉͙̦̥̗́ͬ̏́f̡͎̣̹͎̻ͪ̀͆̇ͯ͋͢j̪̱͛̈́͊̿͐̀͢i̴̢̡̦̼̮͙͍̺̮̖ͥͦ̔g̜͔̬̫̘͎͙̱ͨ͆̑̊̋5̵̯͎͎̭̮͇ͬ̔̓ͤ͒͞͡ ̛͖̝̼̼̲͍̗̫̋̒̑̈́ͥͫͭ́͟ ̶̡̙̰̟͎̩͈̍̃m͎͉̩̤̩̳̻̊ͭ̓̈͋͛̀̕ͅf̜̱̱̘͓͖̈̾ͦ̈͐̽̽͝g̷̛̤̤̥̹̹̻̤̓ͪ̅͋ͩ̒̍̂͢ ̴͙͈̬̻͖̮͋ͫ͒ͤ͠͠ ͛̎̅͛ͣ̎̽̿̊͜͏̪̙̹̩I̘̹̤͓̹̙ͬͬ̀ͤ̈̂̂́̇̕͜ͅ ̃͂ͭ҉̖͇͈̜ͅC̟̬̈́̑̏̏ͯ̒ͬ͌͘A̸̳̩͍̦̭͓̎̓͆͜N̷͔͖̱̮͙̏͐ͧ̅̃̈̈́͘͠ ̡̧̧̺͎ͥͧ̃ͦͯS͈̺͑̂̃E̘̮̺͓̘͊̓̄ͬ͝E̾̕͏̛̖̲̜̜̩ ̘̳̪ͤ͛̓ͪ̂I̶̶̛̯̲̬̰̝͇̭̼̍́̇̽̓N̫̙̩̻̿̓̍̎ͪ͘T̈̑̑ͦ͒̃́̚҉̮͙̀Ǒ͎̟̖̩͖̦̙͖̪͡͝ ̸̫͎̻͙͙̳̬͋̀̏͊ͨ͐̈́͐̚F̥̘͉̈͌ͯ͐̎̐̑ͮ̆͢O̵̪̪͖̮ͭ̈͒͂ͧ̃R̗͒̆̇̐͂̾ͨE̞̦͉̭ͩͪ̉̎̎ͥ̏͐͡͡ͅV̷͓͔͕̭ͦͬ̈̓ͦ̎̎̂̕E͓̤͖̞͎̹̱̭̞̎̇ͤ̀Ȑ͚͙̳͉͎̠̬̂͝͞ ̇̃́ͤ͌҉̵̢̠̭̳d̓͊̾ͪͨ҉̭̪͎͘f̟̻̙̦̒̎͂͛͆1̡̫̱̝̹ͩ̀̈ͪ̊̕̕k̙̻͒ͪ̍́z̵̗̪̣̮̦̦̒ͧ͛̄ͤa̸̘͇̤̥̲̽w̗̗̉͌͂͜ ̷̘̯͕̱̠ͥ̒̐ͩ̌ͭ̐ ̨̺ͭ́̎͋ͪͪ͊̐̏́̀H̡̠͔͇̓̒̓͘E͔̫̞̘̽͊̃̒͋́͢ ͕ͣͨͣ̒ͣ̚͢C̷̢̗͈̬̜̓̾ͭͪ͋̅̏̕O̓̔͛ͮͫ̉͏̵̛͈̻̹̫̭̪͉̭M͔͇̈́ͤ͟Ē̤͎ͮ͌̆͋ͫ̈́͂̚͟͝S̶̡̨̱̳ͭ̓̍̌͗ͦͭ̃͌ ͚̠̦̏ͧ͡ď̡͖͉͔̻̿̈́f̧̪̺͈͍͕͈̰ͨ̐͜ͅř̯͚̥̮̠̗̫̣̉̔ͮ͊̚̕e͚͈̭̙̙̺̩͑͝͡w͙̠̫ͥ̆̎ͩ͊ͨ̚͞ ̮̝͉̪̠͉̋̎́̆͟ H̢̻̹̄͘ ̮̗̦̦̠̭̫̥ͤ̉ͥͮͭ͗ͯ͌̚E͙͇̲̜͙͔̣͗̔ͮ̚̕ ̟͍̜̹̱̫̮ͫͭͥ̐ͫ̀C͆̽ͣͧ͏͎̙̤͙̣̱̰͈O̦̒̑͂ͩ̈͞M̋̊̎ͨ̕҉̺͙͕̬̗Ē̪̲͈̹͈̟͈̫͙ͯ̕S̛̳̼̺̜ͦ͐ͫ ̀ͤ͞͏̼̰̙͈̤̩͔̙d̷̤͑͋ͤ́̀͢f̦̲̘ͮ̊̊͊̎ͥ̊s̨̻̟̻ͪͨ̓́̔͌͢f̷̢̝̱̖̦͗̑aͦ̌̎̋ͦ͏̶̩̹͙̱͕͟1̦̞͈͍̜͍͂͌́͘͝8͇̻̮͎̺̻̤̌͆̄̓ͥͬ̾̕x̴͙ͥ̇͒͟ ̴̢̹͈̘̱̣̣̩ͪ̅̊̏͒ͯ͂ͬ͘ ̷̛̤̹̼̠̊ͫ̓̂͡ͅN̛̥̞ͨ̓̆͐͝O̜͕̼̭̮̹͂̃ͥ̾́̅ͤ̃́ ͯͧ̚͏̢͚͟P̰͍͇͖͛ͭ̓̔͋̍̚L̞̋͋̈ͩ̈̾̏̀Ȩͥ̈́̉̔̃ͦ͏̲̟̞A̐͊͋̓͂̚͏͓͙̦͈͟S̴̗͚͔̯̝̜̬̫̄ͪ̓ͨ͌͌͌͡Ȇ͚̮͍͠ ͓͉̼͍͉́̑̉̿͊̑̓̔ͅP̙̜ͫ͊͡L̵̫̭͔͖̗͍̱͂͐̈́͟ͅE̔͛̽͋҉̼̩̱͕̠̰͢A͍̺͚̪̤̘̳̲̟ͮ͑ͨ̍̀S̵̝̳̣̆̓̀͐́̏ͤ̓ͫĚ̥̟ͧ͜͡ ̷̞̯̠̰̻̗̬͐̍̄̂͑͐ͪ̕͡ͅI̟̥͈͕̒͊ ̴̯̝̲̱̫͖̦̲̪͋ͧͩ̓͂̽̽̒̚A̰̗͔̪̻͓̜̒̋͗͟ͅM͉̥̭̥̊ͥ́̅ͯ̈ͣͮ ̜̮̜͖̫ͭ̅ͫͯ̀̓͘S̰̖͙͚͙̲͋̽̂ͨ̔̉͜ͅO͚̬͖͉̙̔͊ͭR̵͎͒ͮ̂R̼͚̺͌͢͞Y̴̑ͧͮ͏̯̥̺̗͙̖̳ͅ ̩̗̄ͨ͂ͪͬ́͆̽ͬŞ͕̝̦̝͎̯̈ͦ̔̓̾̐̌O͉̹̲̺͔ͯ̀͜ ̛̩̹̙͉̯̬̞ͫ̆̓͊ͨ̑ͯ̿ͭS͕͚̜͊͐̏̃̊̓͝Ơ̥̼̠̌ͭ̉͌͗̒̂R̯͕̭̻ͣR̵̷̨̰̞͙͚̖̟̯̖͛̔ͨͪ̓Y̴̘̥̗͍̓ͨ͛̓ͭ̂ͬͅͅ ͧͪͥ̋̈́ͥ͗҉͎ͅa̷̺̻͆͗̀ͤ̔͞s̶̙͖̭̫̯̾ͭ̐́c͖̥̽̔́d̵͉͓̯̪̲̓̅́f̴̛̩͕̻̲̼̜̜̓ͥ͑ͩ̃̊̀̌͢e̶̢̨̯͙̲̤̤̠ͧͤ͑rͩ̽͋ͧ͏̞̲ͅt̵̠̱̰̪̰̪ͪͦ̈́͠r̻̜̻ͮ͛ͩ̊̐̏͊̚͜ ̵̧̛̫̝̞̜̖̙͋̅̆̿s͇̲͖̲ͩ̆ͯ͒̓ͮ̇͟͠ͅdͨͩ̐ͦͮͨ̚҉̳̦d̛͍̺̺͈̖ͦ̃̃̉͢͠f͚̞͖̭̻̪̝ͮͦ̎͘s̴̷̼̻̟̊̇̆̿ͨ͋̃̀̚d̝̀̋͒͊ͫ̿͟g̶̠ͧ̅ͤͩ̂́ ̶̨̻̘̬̮ͥ̆́I̧͍̼͐̎̋̈̔̔ͦ͆T̮̻̅̋̿ͣŠ͍͎͔̙̔͂̄̎ͅ ̶̤͊ͮ̿͛͊͛͑͝E̷̛̮͈̻̰̥͓͔͍ͧ̈́̏ͤͥA̷̵͇̟͛͋͑͋T̗̯̥͚̂̓ͨͥ̌̌̋ͧ͢͞I̤̦̺͉̒ͭ̊͐ͣ̎̚N̸̻̠͍̈͌͆ͭ̕͟G͚͈̩̝̥̺ͦ̉͑ͥͯ̃̄̌ ̶͉͖͉̳̐ͤ̒ͧͮ̍ͪ̎͢͟M͔̥͆̆̿ͯ͆̔̆Y̡̨̨̪̟͈̤̪̱ͦ̑̓͊ ͉͕̌̈́̆̃͗͝S̟͙̤̱͍͎̠͐̓̾ͤ̅̐̈́̊ͮȮ̙̜̙̺̞̓̄ͧͨ̃͘̕͢Ü̬͙͕̲̬̍L "

Ooooookkkkkkk.

taalismn wrote:For a moment I thought I was there something like:

"Ka'lah thee'R'yllyh! Fa'katan Yog-Soggoth! The stars! The Stars are Right! The sunken kingdom rises again! Takalee! Takalee!"
Robotech Master: "....why do I feel sudden fear...?"

Sgt Anjay wrote:

taalismn wrote:For a moment I thought I was there something like:

"Ka'lah thee'R'yllyh! Fa'katan Yog-Soggoth! The stars! The Stars are Right! The sunken kingdom rises again! Takalee! Takalee!"
Robotech Master: "....why do I feel sudden fear...?"

Science Master: "Sirs? We...we think...this planet might not be worth...Iä! Iä! Cthulhu fhtagn! R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!!" :head asplode:

SRoss wrote:Clone Master: "Masters, we have installed the new Muses."

Master: "Finally, let us see them."

Clone Master: "Masters, I should warn you we had problems with the matrix..."

Masters: (as one) "NOW!!!"

The New Muses

Masters:

SRoss wrote:Clone Master: "Masters, we have installed the new Muses."

Master: "Finally, let us see them."

Clone Master: "Masters, I should warn you we had problems with the matrix..."

Masters: (as one) "NOW!!!"

The New Muses

Masters:

Tirolian Citizen: "Why do the Muses sound like...males?"

SRoss wrote:Clone Master: "Masters, we have installed the new Muses."

Master: "Finally, let us see them."

Clone Master: "Masters, I should warn you we had problems with the matrix..."

Masters: (as one) "NOW!!!"

The New Muses

Masters:

From every corner of the masters ship there is a loud roar of "Oh, Hell NO!"

Arnie100 wrote:

SRoss wrote:Clone Master: "Masters, we have installed the new Muses."

Master: "Finally, let us see them."

Clone Master: "Masters, I should warn you we had problems with the matrix..."

Masters: (as one) "NOW!!!"

The New Muses

Masters:

Tirolian Citizen: "Why do the Muses sound like...males?"

Well we did warn you there was a problem with the matrix....

Robotech Master1: "Sterilize the vats with bleach, fire, and hard vaccuum."
RM2: "Issue brain bleach to all technicians."
RM3: "Save us a tankard or three of the stuff as well."

Codenames You Do NOT Want to See Assigned to Your Mission:

Operation BackstabberBait

Operation Redshirt

Operation Pineapple Salad

Operation Widowmaker

Operation Last Breath

Operation Fatal Error

Operation Final Victory

Operation Wastebasket

Operation Bugfodder

Operation Writeoff

Operation One-Way

Operation Bodybagger

Operation Meat-Skeet

Operation Instant Martyrdom

Operation Spectacular Firework

Operation Mook-Rush

Operation Target Practice

Operation Crater Burial

More codenames you do Not want to assigned to your mission:

Operation It might work

Operation We never liked them anyway

Operation I was drunk when I planned this

Operation what was this again

Operation this is gonna suck

Operation Min Mai's command

Operation we need combat losses

Operation Blaze of glory

Operation Gee they look harmless

Operation we have to many people anyway

More codenames you do Not want to assigned to your mission:


Operation Moron's Delight

Operation Junior's Scheme

Operation Utter Folly

Operation Game of Dunces

Operation Sudden Death

Operation Fools' Errand

Operation Meatshield

Operation Ignorance

Operation Blind Faith

Operation Sudden Stop

Operation Crushed Hope

Operation Trauma Train

Operation Lapse of Reason

Operation Paper Bag

Operation Meatgrinder

More codenames you do not want assigned to your mission:

Operation: Dead Drop

Operation: Blind Leap

Operation: Final Flight

Operation: Failure To Return

Operation: No Hope

Operation: Blind Luck

Operation: Doomsday

Operation: Bad Luck

Operation: No One Left

Operation: Fool's Glory

Operation: It was Ben's Idea

Operation: Destroyed

Tomahawk Pilot: "Did they just spell that like I think they just spelled that?!"

More codenames you do not want assigned to your mission:

Operation Lambchops

Operation Judas Goat

Operation Burnside II

Operation Overhead Reduction

Operation Brick Drop

Operation Expendable

Operation Plausible Deniability

Operation Suckers' Charge

Operation Headcount Slash

Operation: Your Deaths Buy the Rest of Us Time to Bug Out

Even more codenames you do not want assigned to your mission:

Operation: Why Me

Operation: You Volunteered

Operation: Helpless

Operation: You're Crazy

Operation: Insanity

Operation: Are We There Yet

Operation: Your Fault

Operation: Lifeless

Operation: Broken Heart

Operation: This Stinks

Arnie100 wrote:

SRoss wrote:Clone Master: "Masters, we have installed the new Muses."

Master: "Finally, let us see them."

Clone Master: "Masters, I should warn you we had problems with the matrix..."

Masters: (as one) "NOW!!!"

The New Muses

Masters:

Tirolian Citizen: "Why do the Muses sound like...males?"

batlchip wrote:

SRoss wrote:Clone Master: "Masters, we have installed the new Muses."

Master: "Finally, let us see them."

Clone Master: "Masters, I should warn you we had problems with the matrix..."

Masters: (as one) "NOW!!!"

The New Muses

Masters:

From every corner of the masters ship there is a loud roar of "Oh, Hell NO!"

SRoss wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:

SRoss wrote:Clone Master: "Masters, we have installed the new Muses."

Master: "Finally, let us see them."

Clone Master: "Masters, I should warn you we had problems with the matrix..."

Masters: (as one) "NOW!!!"

The New Muses

Masters:

Tirolian Citizen: "Why do the Muses sound like...males?"

Well we did warn you there was a problem with the matrix....

taalismn wrote:Robotech Master1: "Sterilize the vats with bleach, fire, and hard vaccuum."
RM2: "Issue brain bleach to all technicians."
RM3: "Save us a tankard or three of the stuff as well."

taalismn wrote:Codenames You Do NOT Want to See Assigned to Your Mission:

Operation BackstabberBait

Operation Redshirt

Operation Pineapple Salad

Operation Widowmaker

Operation Last Breath

Operation Fatal Error

Operation Final Victory

Operation Wastebasket

Operation Bugfodder

Operation Writeoff

Operation One-Way

Operation Bodybagger

Operation Meat-Skeet

Operation Instant Martyrdom

Operation Spectacular Firework

Operation Mook-Rush

Operation Target Practice

Operation Crater Burial

batlchip wrote:More codenames you do Not want to assigned to your mission:

Operation It might work

Operation We never liked them anyway

Operation I was drunk when I planned this

Operation what was this again

Operation this is gonna suck

Operation Min Mai's command

Operation we need combat losses

Operation Blaze of glory

Operation Gee they look harmless

Operation we have to many people anyway

taalismn wrote:More codenames you do Not want to assigned to your mission:


Operation Moron's Delight

Operation Junior's Scheme

Operation Utter Folly

Operation Game of Dunces

Operation Sudden Death

Operation Fools' Errand

Operation Meatshield

Operation Ignorance

Operation Blind Faith

Operation Sudden Stop

Operation Crushed Hope

Operation Trauma Train

Operation Lapse of Reason

Operation Paper Bag

Operation Meatgrinder

Arnie100 wrote:More codenames you do not want assigned to your mission:

Operation: Dead Drop

Operation: Blind Leap

Operation: Final Flight

Operation: Failure To Return

Operation: No Hope

Operation: Blind Luck

Operation: Doomsday

Operation: Bad Luck

Operation: No One Left

Operation: Fool's Glory

SRoss wrote:Operation: It was Ben's Idea

Sgt Anjay wrote:Operation: Destroyed

Tomahawk Pilot: "Did they just spell that like I think they just spelled that?!"

taalismn wrote:More codenames you do not want assigned to your mission:

Operation Lambchops

Operation Judas Goat

Operation Burnside II

Operation Overhead Reduction

Operation Brick Drop

Operation Expendable

Operation Plausible Deniability

Operation Suckers' Charge

Operation Headcount Slash

SRoss wrote:Operation: Your Deaths Buy the Rest of Us Time to Bug Out

Arnie100 wrote:Even more codenames you do not want assigned to your mission:

Operation: Why Me

Operation: You Volunteered

Operation: Helpless

Operation: You're Crazy

Operation: Insanity

Operation: Are We There Yet

Operation: Your Fault

Operation: Lifeless

Operation: Broken Heart

Operation: This Stinks

And a few more:

Operation ToeTag

Operation Headstone

Operation Footnote

Operation Writeoff

Operation Blunder

Operation Death Rattle

Operation FUBAR

Operation Fatal Error

Operation Terminal Velocity

Operation Death Spiral

Operation Nosedive

Operation Farm Purchase

Operation Eternal Rest

You forgot.

Operation: Fireball

SRoss wrote:You forgot.

Operation: Fireball

Operation Flaming Death!

SRoss wrote:You forgot.

Operation: Fireball

Nope and here's my final four.

Operation no ammo

Operation we are gonna miss you

Operation your all going to die down here

Operation Epic Fail

Operation Total Waste

Operation Grave Filler

Operation Underbudget

Operation Unclear

Operation Murk

Operation Wormfeeder

Operation Dirt Rest

taalismn wrote:And a few more:

Operation ToeTag

Operation Headstone

Operation Footnote

Operation Writeoff

Operation Blunder

Operation Death Rattle

Operation FUBAR

Operation Fatal Error

Operation Terminal Velocity

Operation Death Spiral

Operation Nosedive

Operation Farm Purchase

Operation Eternal Rest

SRoss wrote:You forgot.

Operation: Fireball

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:You forgot.

Operation: Fireball

Operation Flaming Death!

batlchip wrote:

SRoss wrote:You forgot.

Operation: Fireball

Nope and here's my final four.

Operation no ammo

Operation we are gonna miss you

Operation your all going to die down here

Operation Epic Fail

taalismn wrote:Operation Total Waste

Operation Grave Filler

Operation Underbudget

Operation Unclear

Operation Murk

Operation Wormfeeder

Operation Dirt Rest

Operation Blond Moment

Signs T.R. Edwards Ignored That He Was Going To Be Screwed Over Shortly:

"Hmmm!(lipsmack) Great pineapple salad!"

"Hmmm...Minmei made me a homecooked meal? Finally broke her, I guess!"

"Ha! So my UEEF life insurance policy just lapsed! Not as if I need it! I'm going to live forever!"

"I feel triumphant today! Say, you have thunderstorms on this planet too? Because that last one sounded AWFULLY close..."

Alpha 11 wrote:

taalismn wrote:And a few more:

Operation ToeTag

Operation Headstone

Operation Footnote

Operation Writeoff

Operation Blunder

Operation Death Rattle

Operation FUBAR

Operation Fatal Error

Operation Terminal Velocity

Operation Death Spiral

Operation Nosedive

Operation Farm Purchase

Operation Eternal Rest

SRoss wrote:You forgot.

Operation: Fireball

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:You forgot.

Operation: Fireball

Operation Flaming Death!

batlchip wrote:

SRoss wrote:You forgot.

Operation: Fireball

Nope and here's my final four.

Operation no ammo

Operation we are gonna miss you

Operation your all going to die down here

Operation Epic Fail

taalismn wrote:Operation Total Waste

Operation Grave Filler

Operation Underbudget

Operation Unclear

Operation Murk

Operation Wormfeeder

Operation Dirt Rest

Operation Blond Moment

Operation: We're So Totally Boned

SRoss wrote:[
Operation: We're So Totally Boned

Operation Snowball's Chance
Operation Imminent Disaster
Operation Oncoming Train
Operation Lead Condor
Operation Yellow Streak
Operation Acceptable Margin of Error
Operation Turkey Drop
Operation Red Splash

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:[
Operation: We're So Totally Boned

Operation Snowball's Chance
Operation Imminent Disaster
Operation Oncoming Train
Operation Lead Condor
Operation Yellow Streak
Operation Acceptable Margin of Error
Operation Turkey Drop
Operation Red Splash

Unknown VT Pilot #1: "Gyah!! Who comes up with these things!?"
Unknkwn VT Pilot #2: "I don't know...please tell me why I signed up for this job?"

taalismn wrote:Signs T.R. Edwards Ignored That He Was Going To Be Screwed Over Shortly:

"Hmmm!(lipsmack) Great pineapple salad!"

"Hmmm...Minmei made me a homecooked meal? Finally broke her, I guess!"

"Ha! So my UEEF life insurance policy just lapsed! Not as if I need it! I'm going to live forever!"

"I feel triumphant today! Say, you have thunderstorms on this planet too? Because that last one sounded AWFULLY close..."

SRoss wrote:

Alpha 11 wrote:

taalismn wrote:And a few more:

Operation ToeTag

Operation Headstone

Operation Footnote

Operation Writeoff

Operation Blunder

Operation Death Rattle

Operation FUBAR

Operation Fatal Error

Operation Terminal Velocity

Operation Death Spiral

Operation Nosedive

Operation Farm Purchase

Operation Eternal Rest

SRoss wrote:You forgot.

Operation: Fireball

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:You forgot.

Operation: Fireball

Operation Flaming Death!

batlchip wrote:

SRoss wrote:You forgot.

Operation: Fireball

Nope and here's my final four.

Operation no ammo

Operation we are gonna miss you

Operation your all going to die down here

Operation Epic Fail

taalismn wrote:Operation Total Waste

Operation Grave Filler

Operation Underbudget

Operation Unclear

Operation Murk

Operation Wormfeeder

Operation Dirt Rest

Operation Blond Moment

Operation: We're So Totally Boned

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:[
Operation: We're So Totally Boned

Operation Snowball's Chance
Operation Imminent Disaster
Operation Oncoming Train
Operation Lead Condor
Operation Yellow Streak
Operation Acceptable Margin of Error
Operation Turkey Drop
Operation Red Splash

Arnie100 wrote:

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:[
Operation: We're So Totally Boned

Operation Snowball's Chance
Operation Imminent Disaster
Operation Oncoming Train
Operation Lead Condor
Operation Yellow Streak
Operation Acceptable Margin of Error
Operation Turkey Drop
Operation Red Splash

Unknown VT Pilot #1: "Gyah!! Who comes up with these things!?"
Unknkwn VT Pilot #2: "I don't know...please tell me why I signed up for this job?"

Arnie100 wrote:[Unknown VT Pilot #1: "Gyah!! Who comes up with these things!?"
Unknkwn VT Pilot #2: "I don't know...please tell me why I signed up for this job?"

Because that free credit card offer was just TOO tempting to pass up...

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:[Unknown VT Pilot #1: "Gyah!! Who comes up with these things!?"
Unknkwn VT Pilot #2: "I don't know...please tell me why I signed up for this job?"

Because that free credit card offer was just TOO tempting to pass up...

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:[Unknown VT Pilot #1: "Gyah!! Who comes up with these things!?"
Unknkwn VT Pilot #2: "I don't know...please tell me why I signed up for this job?"

Because that free credit card offer was just TOO tempting to pass up...

Unknown VT Pilot #2: "I knew I shoulda read the fine print! I shouldn't have fallen for that 5% discount for Military personnel bit, either."
Unknown VT Pilot: #1: "They got you with that one, too? Maybe I should transfer to the Diplomatic Corps..."
Unknown VT Pilot #2: "And it's only 5%!"

Arnie100 wrote:[

Unknown VT Pilot #2: "I knew I shoulda read the fine print! I shouldn't have fallen for that 5% discount for Military personnel bit, either."
Unknown VT Pilot: #1: "They got you with that one, too? Maybe I should transfer to the Diplomatic Corps..."
Unknown VT Pilot #2: "And it's only 5%!"

"I'd transfer out, too, but I'd lose all my frequent flier miles!"

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:[

Unknown VT Pilot #2: "I knew I shoulda read the fine print! I shouldn't have fallen for that 5% discount for Military personnel bit, either."
Unknown VT Pilot: #1: "They got you with that one, too? Maybe I should transfer to the Diplomatic Corps..."
Unknown VT Pilot #2: "And it's only 5%!"

"I'd transfer out, too, but I'd lose all my frequent flier miles!"

"And my time shares; aw crap, I forgot about those!"

Arnie100 wrote:

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:[

Unknown VT Pilot #2: "I knew I shoulda read the fine print! I shouldn't have fallen for that 5% discount for Military personnel bit, either."
Unknown VT Pilot: #1: "They got you with that one, too? Maybe I should transfer to the Diplomatic Corps..."
Unknown VT Pilot #2: "And it's only 5%!"

"I'd transfer out, too, but I'd lose all my frequent flier miles!"

"And my time shares; aw crap, I forgot about those!"

"The Damn shame is I've got this hot date with Dana Sterling tonight."

SRoss wrote:[

"The Damn shame is I've got this hot date with Dana Sterling tonight."

"Did Dana ever overcome that brainwashing she received back when?"
=FWWWOOOSSSHHHHH=
"DIE IN FIRE, FOUL GRAB-ASS!"
"...I'd say not."

Arnie100 wrote:

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:[Unknown VT Pilot #1: "Gyah!! Who comes up with these things!?"
Unknkwn VT Pilot #2: "I don't know...please tell me why I signed up for this job?"

Because that free credit card offer was just TOO tempting to pass up...

Unknown VT Pilot #2: "I knew I shoulda read the fine print! I shouldn't have fallen for that 5% discount for Military personnel bit, either."
Unknown VT Pilot: #1: "They got you with that one, too? Maybe I should transfer to the Diplomatic Corps..."
Unknown VT Pilot #2: "And it's only 5%!"

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:[

Unknown VT Pilot #2: "I knew I shoulda read the fine print! I shouldn't have fallen for that 5% discount for Military personnel bit, either."
Unknown VT Pilot: #1: "They got you with that one, too? Maybe I should transfer to the Diplomatic Corps..."
Unknown VT Pilot #2: "And it's only 5%!"

"I'd transfer out, too, but I'd lose all my frequent flier miles!"

Arnie100 wrote:

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:[

Unknown VT Pilot #2: "I knew I shoulda read the fine print! I shouldn't have fallen for that 5% discount for Military personnel bit, either."
Unknown VT Pilot: #1: "They got you with that one, too? Maybe I should transfer to the Diplomatic Corps..."
Unknown VT Pilot #2: "And it's only 5%!"

"I'd transfer out, too, but I'd lose all my frequent flier miles!"

"And my time shares; aw crap, I forgot about those!"

SRoss wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:[

Unknown VT Pilot #2: "I knew I shoulda read the fine print! I shouldn't have fallen for that 5% discount for Military personnel bit, either."
Unknown VT Pilot: #1: "They got you with that one, too? Maybe I should transfer to the Diplomatic Corps..."
Unknown VT Pilot #2: "And it's only 5%!"

"I'd transfer out, too, but I'd lose all my frequent flier miles!"

"And my time shares; aw crap, I forgot about those!"

"The Damn shame is I've got this hot date with Dana Sterling tonight."

He's doomed.

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:[

"The Damn shame is I've got this hot date with Dana Sterling tonight."

"Did Dana ever overcome that brainwashing she received back when?"
=FWWWOOOSSSHHHHH=
"DIE IN FIRE, FOUL GRAB-ASS!"
"...I'd say not."

"You know, when I asked for a Bud Light for my date and me..."
(Staring at the on-fire tree branch sitting in the middle of their table...)

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:[

"The Damn shame is I've got this hot date with Dana Sterling tonight."

"Did Dana ever overcome that brainwashing she received back when?"
=FWWWOOOSSSHHHHH=
"DIE IN FIRE, FOUL GRAB-ASS!"
"...I'd say not."

"Umm ... Why is Pediobear running down the corridor ... ON FIRE?"

SRoss wrote:[
"Umm ... Why is Pediobear running down the corridor ... ON FIRE?"

"I'm a Karbarrean, I tell you! A Karbarrean! Wait...you're Karbarreans...Ah, they finalized the design, I see...so you WOULD know a real one when you saw them...heeh-heh....nice battleaxes you got there...they're not exactly canon are they? (BRRRRRRRUUUUUMMM)...The chainsaw's no exactly Robotech, is it? Ah....mind taking that elsewhere, buddy? I get nervous around flesh-ripping power tools...Ah, no, I don't need a shave! And I'm pretty sure I don't need p-p-p-pruning! Gotta go!" (Swish!)

taalismn wrote:"You know, when I asked for a Bud Light for my date and me..."
(Staring at the on-fire tree branch sitting in the middle of their table...)

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:[

"The Damn shame is I've got this hot date with Dana Sterling tonight."

"Did Dana ever overcome that brainwashing she received back when?"
=FWWWOOOSSSHHHHH=
"DIE IN FIRE, FOUL GRAB-ASS!"
"...I'd say not."

"Umm ... Why is Pediobear running down the corridor ... ON FIRE?"

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:[
"Umm ... Why is Pediobear running down the corridor ... ON FIRE?"

"I'm a Karbarrean, I tell you! A Karbarrean! Wait...you're Karbarreans...Ah, they finalized the design, I see...so you WOULD know a real one when you saw them...heeh-heh....nice battleaxes you got there...they're not exactly canon are they? (BRRRRRRRUUUUUMMM)...The chainsaw's no exactly Robotech, is it? Ah....mind taking that elsewhere, buddy? I get nervous around flesh-ripping power tools...Ah, no, I don't need a shave! And I'm pretty sure I don't need p-p-p-pruning! Gotta go!" (Swish!)

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:[
"Umm ... Why is Pediobear running down the corridor ... ON FIRE?"

"I'm a Karbarrean, I tell you! A Karbarrean! Wait...you're Karbarreans...Ah, they finalized the design, I see...so you WOULD know a real one when you saw them...heeh-heh....nice battleaxes you got there...they're not exactly canon are they? (BRRRRRRRUUUUUMMM)...The chainsaw's no exactly Robotech, is it? Ah....mind taking that elsewhere, buddy? I get nervous around flesh-ripping power tools...Ah, no, I don't need a shave! And I'm pretty sure I don't need p-p-p-pruning! Gotta go!" (Swish!)

Pilot1:So that's what happened to the Karbarreans.
Pilot2:Nope one of them got cornerd by Annie.It wasn't pretty either.When the rest heard and saw what happened they ran out of here like their fur was on fire.

batlchip wrote:

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:[
"Umm ... Why is Pediobear running down the corridor ... ON FIRE?"

"I'm a Karbarrean, I tell you! A Karbarrean! Wait...you're Karbarreans...Ah, they finalized the design, I see...so you WOULD know a real one when you saw them...heeh-heh....nice battleaxes you got there...they're not exactly canon are they? (BRRRRRRRUUUUUMMM)...The chainsaw's no exactly Robotech, is it? Ah....mind taking that elsewhere, buddy? I get nervous around flesh-ripping power tools...Ah, no, I don't need a shave! And I'm pretty sure I don't need p-p-p-pruning! Gotta go!" (Swish!)

Pilot1:So that's what happened to the Karbarreans.
Pilot2:Nope one of them got cornerd by Annie.It wasn't pretty either.When the rest heard and saw what happened they ran out of here like their fur was on fire.

Pilot #1: "Annie? You're kidding right? What did she do?"
Pilot #2: "She's got him in a pink tutu doing the can-can..."

" 'Annie get your gun....'"
"DON'T ENCOURAGE HER!!!"