taalismn wrote:"That alien fathered my baby! He sweettalked me with his lies and left me with a bun in the oven! And refuses to take responsibility for it!" (follow the woman's pointing finger to the Invid Shocktrooper on the stage, doing the equivalent of a 'yeah, she's crazy' shrug.)
Wow, be afraid for what the kid's gonna look like. That's the part that should be shown.
taalismn wrote:"That alien fathered my baby! He sweettalked me with his lies and left me with a bun in the oven! And refuses to take responsibility for it!" (follow the woman's pointing finger to the Invid Shocktrooper on the stage, doing the equivalent of a 'yeah, she's crazy' shrug.)
Wow, be afraid for what the kid's gonna look like. That's the part that should be shown.
...Looks like a little Rei Ayanami(from Neon Genesis Evangelion)...pale skin, red eyes, weird demeanor...only really comes to life inside giant mecha...
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
Princedarkstorm wrote:Well,I think she won the child support .
Yeah, but can she eat Protoculuture cells?
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
taalismn wrote:"That alien fathered my baby! He sweettalked me with his lies and left me with a bun in the oven! And refuses to take responsibility for it!" (follow the woman's pointing finger to the Invid Shocktrooper on the stage, doing the equivalent of a 'yeah, she's crazy' shrug.)
Wow, be afraid for what the kid's gonna look like. That's the part that should be shown.
They were both drunk, the lights were out, ...coulda been anybody....
Khyron in the back of the studio whistles nervously...He's just dodged a bullet...
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
Meanwhile the lady's older brothers are rolling up their sleeves, looking to barehanded rough up the 15 ft tall Invid mecha...
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
Yeah, but who is going tohelp her collect that child support for the past couple of years. ....
Oh wait there are enforcers. Maybe they could be recruited by child support and recovery. Imagine those fathers who are dlinquint on their child support meeting one of those agents.
"Your Grace," she said, "I have only one question. Do you wish this man crippled or dead?"
"My Lady," the protector of Grayson told his Champion, "I do not wish him to leave this chamber alive."
Dolza:(in bouncer's uniform)"mmmm...if a fight breaks out...do I hit the micronians first or the Invid?...Business before pleasure, or pleasure before business?"
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
Dolza: (Spying Khyron in the back)"YOU!!! You!!!(Khyron, against his better judgement, points at himself in inquiry) You...You disappoint me!!! THis is -ALL- your fault!!!"(barrels across the studio after Khyron, who, shrieking like a 40 ft tall little girl, flees...The cameras, sensing blood, follow...)
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
Next on Jerry: Replicator Thanksgiving...Basic Nutrients or Soylent Green Cannibalism?
"I Ate My Former Commanding Officer and I'm Proud of It!!---Grel Confesses to Taking a Bite!"
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
"Next on Jerry Springer....Is Bowie Grant a Polygamist?"
--Watching the TV, a (formerly)sleepy Vince Grant's eyebrows suddenly shoot up---
Jean Grant:(next to him on sofa) "What do I care? As long as I have grandkids."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
Staring Breetai in the first episode of the season.::: :::Music starts playing and the dancing commences. Breetai is dancing with a zentraedi female of equal stature. They look around and realize that there is no competition because they accidently stepped on them.:::
"Your Grace," she said, "I have only one question. Do you wish this man crippled or dead?"
"My Lady," the protector of Grayson told his Champion, "I do not wish him to leave this chamber alive."
Salsa? Or the rhumba?
I have this horibble image of Breetai and Kazianna Hesh doing a remake of the dance scene from 'Grease'...
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
Worse...they're trained for drill team tactics.....take the manpower of the average Zentraedi ship...
Picture a chorus line of at least half the crew...
Zentraedifeld Follies...
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
It's the Zentraedi version of the Rocky Horror Picture sShow!
(actually, I think we already did that with the Bloopers....oh well, it's back to titillate and nauseate...)
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
Exedore as the Professor
Lynn Kyle as the Doctor
Khyron as the MOnster
Rick and Lisa as Brad & Janette
Breetai as RiffRaff...
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
Of course, it ain't complete without 'The TimeWarp'...
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
"DRAAWW!!! No, wait, their guns are already out and on their shoulders! That's not good for us!!!"
Yep...the Regis's new life after Earth...directing art films...the sort you have to be addicted to Flower of LIfe to really understand..
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
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