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Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2007 1:23 am
by AuroraKet
Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2007 1:27 am
by Princedarkstorm
Well,I think she won the child support
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Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2007 10:16 am
by taalismn
...Looks like a little Rei Ayanami(from Neon Genesis Evangelion)...pale skin, red eyes, weird demeanor...only really comes to life inside giant mecha...
Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2007 10:17 am
by taalismn
Princedarkstorm wrote:Well,I think she won the child support
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Yeah, but can she eat Protoculuture cells?
Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2007 10:18 am
by taalismn
They were both drunk, the lights were out, ...coulda been anybody....
Khyron in the back of the studio whistles nervously...He's just dodged a bullet...
Posted: Sun Dec 09, 2007 12:56 am
by Princedarkstorm
Posted: Sun Dec 09, 2007 2:31 pm
by taalismn
Meanwhile the lady's older brothers are rolling up their sleeves, looking to barehanded rough up the 15 ft tall Invid mecha...
Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2007 12:56 am
by Princedarkstorm
And the local REF recriuter is watching this as well
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Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2007 4:28 pm
by Aramanthus
Yeah, but who is going tohelp her collect that child support for the past couple of years. ....
Oh wait there are enforcers. Maybe they could be recruited by child support and recovery. Imagine those fathers who are dlinquint on their child support meeting one of those agents.
Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2007 7:15 pm
by taalismn
Dolza:(in bouncer's uniform)"mmmm...if a fight breaks out...do I hit the micronians first or the Invid?...Business before pleasure, or pleasure before business?"
Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2007 10:09 pm
by Aramanthus
LOL Cute!
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I can see Dolza doing that job.
What happens if Kyhron shows up to cause trouble in that bar?
Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 12:50 am
by Princedarkstorm
Barrom brawl?!
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Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 10:54 am
by taalismn
Dolza: (Spying Khyron in the back)"YOU!!! You!!!(Khyron, against his better judgement, points at himself in inquiry) You...You disappoint me!!! THis is -ALL- your fault!!!"(barrels across the studio after Khyron, who, shrieking like a 40 ft tall little girl, flees...The cameras, sensing blood, follow...)
Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 12:34 pm
by Aramanthus
:::Khyron steps on Lynn Kyle on his way to avoid Dolza.:::
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Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 1:19 pm
by Aramanthus
"Ewww look! I stepped in micronian!"
Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 1:26 pm
by Aramanthus
LOL
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That is a fate I'd love to have seen actually happen to that turkey.
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Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 1:48 pm
by Aramanthus
Talk about "Long" pork!
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Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 2:29 pm
by Princedarkstorm
Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 6:43 pm
by taalismn
Khyron...the Other Whitle Light Blue Meat....
Next on Jerry: Replicator Thanksgiving...Basic Nutrients or Soylent Green Cannibalism?
"I Ate My Former Commanding Officer and I'm Proud of It!!---Grel Confesses to Taking a Bite!"
Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 9:39 am
by Princedarkstorm
Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 1:18 pm
by Aramanthus
ROFLMAO!!
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Now we just need a competitor to Jerry for another mine of fun!
Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 8:06 pm
by taalismn
"mmmm....tastes just like chicken!"
Posted: Fri Dec 14, 2007 1:04 am
by Princedarkstorm
Posted: Fri Dec 14, 2007 2:12 pm
by Aramanthus
Posted: Sun Dec 16, 2007 11:51 am
by Princedarkstorm
Posted: Sun Dec 16, 2007 5:10 pm
by taalismn
"Next on Jerry Springer....Is Bowie Grant a Polygamist?"
--Watching the TV, a (formerly)sleepy Vince Grant's eyebrows suddenly shoot up---
Jean Grant:(next to him on sofa) "What do I care? As long as I have grandkids."
Posted: Mon Dec 17, 2007 12:49 am
by Princedarkstorm
Posted: Mon Dec 17, 2007 2:19 pm
by Aramanthus
Next on the Jerry Springer show! The bridge Bunnies? Is there more going on then meets our eyes? We'll explore this on out next show!
Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2007 1:19 am
by Princedarkstorm
We are not airheads !
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Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2007 1:45 am
by Aramanthus
Sometimes they act like it!
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Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2007 2:46 pm
by Princedarkstorm
Very true but we love to dance!
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Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2007 4:01 pm
by Aramanthus
Dancing with the Stars!
Staring Breetai in the first episode of the season.::: :::Music starts playing and the dancing commences. Breetai is dancing with a zentraedi female of equal stature. They look around and realize that there is no competition because they accidently stepped on them.:::
Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2007 5:01 pm
by taalismn
Salsa? Or the rhumba?
I have this horibble image of Breetai and Kazianna Hesh doing a remake of the dance scene from 'Grease'...
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Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2007 6:05 pm
by Princedarkstorm
Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2007 6:25 pm
by Aramanthus
Those hills are going to crumble away with all of that shaking from those dancing Zentraedi!
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Now there is a pretty scary thing!
Lord of the Dance.......Zentraedi style!
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Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2007 7:15 pm
by taalismn
Worse...they're trained for drill team tactics.....take the manpower of the average Zentraedi ship...
Picture a chorus line of at least half the crew...
Zentraedifeld Follies...
Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2007 7:29 pm
by Aramanthus
Pro football. Today it's the New England Patriots vs the Zentraedi Maulers! WOW look at the size difference. This has got ot be a mistake.
I just randomly selected a team.
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Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2007 7:32 pm
by taalismn
It's the Zentraedi version of the Rocky Horror Picture sShow!
(actually, I think we already did that with the Bloopers....oh well, it's back to titillate and nauseate...)
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Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2007 7:45 pm
by Aramanthus
And who would have the lead roles? I'm just curious who the cast would be?
Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2007 8:03 pm
by taalismn
Exedore as the Professor
Lynn Kyle as the Doctor
Khyron as the MOnster
Rick and Lisa as Brad & Janette
Breetai as RiffRaff...
Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2007 8:08 pm
by Aramanthus
ROFLMAO!!! Great cast! Poor Rick and Lisa! They might get stepped on.
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Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2007 8:17 pm
by taalismn
Of course, it ain't complete without 'The TimeWarp'...
Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 10:28 am
by Princedarkstorm
Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 1:02 pm
by Aramanthus
I can just hear them singing...........
"Let's do the Timewarp again!"
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Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 1:10 pm
by Princedarkstorm
Invid westerns?
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Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 4:42 pm
by Aramanthus
High Noon in the Invid town! Staring.......Scott Bernard as the sheriff. Rand as the town Bum. Lancer as the local Hussy......
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Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 5:07 pm
by Princedarkstorm
Rook as the school teacher?
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Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 7:20 pm
by Aramanthus
And Ariel is the love interest of the sheriff. The invid are the clanton gang.
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Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2007 5:25 pm
by taalismn
"DRAAWW!!! No, wait, their guns are already out and on their shoulders! That's not good for us!!!"
Yep...the Regis's new life after Earth...directing art films...the sort you have to be addicted to Flower of LIfe to really understand..
Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2007 5:53 pm
by Aramanthus
Invid misuse of western slang.::
"Preach for the sky pardner!"