Mis-Credited, Mis-Stated Quotes, Rifts Style!!!

[MrTwist]

"You can never go home again, Oatman... but I guess you can shop there."
-Sunaj Assassin, remarking on Atlantis.

[Zer0 Kay]

Hey look guys Zer0's doing multiple thoughts in a single thread:shock:... don't expect it again

Music

10(easy band)"It's a kind of magic"
--Techno Mage explaining TW items.

10(easy band)"Kiss me once, kiss me twice, kiss me three times baby, kiss me deadly"
--Wanna be to a master vampire

100(moderate band and title)"I'm not sure there is anything left of me"
--Burster to a companion after aiding tolkeen

100(Moderate artist and title)"Let me kiss it and make it better, after tonight you will forget her."
--Aphrodite to...

200(Hard album and title)"Come be my man, won't you take a chance, lets feel the love."
--D'arota (Beyond the Supernatural Succubi) to prey.

10(Easy band)"I was thinking to myself this could be heaven or this could be hell"
--New West Gunslinger upon entering a brothel

200(Hard title and album)"You call me from your sleep and I rise to your hearts whisper"

200(Hard album and title) "Which secretly accompanies the darkness in my heart"
--poetic excerpt from conversation between a once principled Dragon King and a mage.

10 (Easy Album) "Your all going to die down here."
--if ARCHIE had a female voice, what he'd say upon discovery of intruders in his facility.

200(Hard Album and Title) "Through my eyes, I've seen a world that no one's ever seen."
--An oracle to Plato.

50(Moderate Title)"Think of all the things that really matter and the chances you've earned."
--CyberKnight to downtrodden masses.

200(Moderate artist, title Hard alternate album title)
"I believe in faith and magic.
And I believe in love and wonder.
And I'll believe in you when the world comes apart."
--Erin Tarn to Karl Prosek

Think that's enough for now... oh some points. Uh 10 for each correct part of an easy answer 50 for Moderate and 100 for hard. Of course I'm talking geek points. For a grand possible total of 1390 Geek points.

[Zer0 Kay]

Hey look guys Zer0's doing multiple thoughts in a single thread:shock:... don't expect it again

Music

10(easy band)"Kiss me once, kiss me twice, kiss me three times baby, kiss me deadly"
--Wanna be to a master vampire

10(Easy band)"I was thinking to myself this could be heaven or this could be hell"
--New West Gunslinger upon entering a brothel

10 (Easy Album) "Your all going to die down here."
--if ARCHIE had a female voice, what he'd say upon discovery of intruders in his facility.

200(Moderate artist, title Hard alternate album title)
"I believe in faith and magic.
And I believe in love and wonder.
And I'll believe in you when the world comes apart."
--Erin Tarn to Karl Prosek

Think that's enough for now... oh some points. Uh 10 for each correct part of an easy answer 50 for Moderate and 100 for hard. Of course I'm talking geek points. For a grand possible total of 1390 Geek points.

Got a couple here, the easy ones anyways:
Reel Big Fish (Probably a cover but I've on heard their version of Kiss Me Deadly).
Eagles
Sound Snippet from Resident Evil, the Red Queen which is at the beginning of the soundtrack.
Not sure on that last one, I want to say Sting though?

Well that would be a wopping 20 points your answers are
Freaking Wrong
correct
correct
and
Wrong like greco roman wrestling

[Zer0 Kay]

Hey look guys Zer0's doing multiple thoughts in a single thread:shock:... don't expect it again

Music

10(easy band)"Kiss me once, kiss me twice, kiss me three times baby, kiss me deadly"
--Wanna be to a master vampire

10(Easy band)"I was thinking to myself this could be heaven or this could be hell"
--New West Gunslinger upon entering a brothel

10 (Easy Album) "Your all going to die down here."
--if ARCHIE had a female voice, what he'd say upon discovery of intruders in his facility.

200(Moderate artist, title Hard alternate album title)
"I believe in faith and magic.
And I believe in love and wonder.
And I'll believe in you when the world comes apart."
--Erin Tarn to Karl Prosek

Think that's enough for now... oh some points. Uh 10 for each correct part of an easy answer 50 for Moderate and 100 for hard. Of course I'm talking geek points. For a grand possible total of 1390 Geek points.

Got a couple here, the easy ones anyways:
Reel Big Fish (Probably a cover but I've on heard their version of Kiss Me Deadly).
Eagles
Sound Snippet from Resident Evil, the Red Queen which is at the beginning of the soundtrack.
Not sure on that last one, I want to say Sting though?

Well that would be a wopping 20 points your answers are
Freaking Wrong
correct
correct
and
Wrong like greco roman wrestling

*Greedily scoops up his first Geek Points* Yay!

And wow, that *is* pretty wrong. You'll also need to give a few hints about those other ones. I don't eveyone has the Transformer soundtrack or the Robotech Complete CD...

Oops?

revealer of secrets thwarter of plans master of blabbing student of loose lip fu wait a second this is kinda fun

[Zer0 Kay]

"All right, listen up you primates. This is my BOOMGUN"

"Sure I coulda stayed in the PFRP world, coulda even been King. But in my own way, I am King."
--A collection of quotes from a rifted GB Pilot.

Along the same lines...

Who's this guy? (Looking at a drawing of a guy with a rune sword grafted to his arm in a PFRPG Chronicle )

It says he was the chosen one, the one who rid the Megaverse of the Alien Intelligences.

Didn't do a very good job did he? (hours before losing his hand to Splyncryth and grafting a rune sword in it's place, when the similarities still haven't struck him then being Rifted to PFRPG during the time of a thousand magics where he still doesn't realize the similarities.)

[GaredBattlespike]

"I see Deadboys...They're everywhere and don't even know that they're dead"
-D-Bee having a Psychic Vision of SoT's Sorcerer's Revenge
"If you will not be Turned, you be...Destroyed."
-Unknown Mage after failing to 'turn' a mummy with Turn Dead.
"There can be only one!"
-One Alien Intelligence to another

[Zer0 Kay]

"Join me and together as father and son we shall rule the CS."
--Karl to Joseph

"There is always two. A Master and Apprentice."
--Erin Tarn on the Proseks.

"The Magic is all around you."
--Lords of Magic in a speach to a Battle Mage class

[Zer0 Kay]

"If only you could have seen what I have seen through your eyes."
-Unnamed Headhunter thanking a Cyber-Doc for his newly installed Multi-Optics eyes.

Blade Runner?

[Danger]

Hmm...two people besides me who remember Johnny Dangerously. I guess that movie is less obscure than I thought.

Johnny Dangerously rules.

Fargin' Iceholes!

[Comrade Corsarius]

i wonder just what this crowd here, could do with the movie
Rocky Horror Picture Show

*cue music and rickety elevator coming down the shaft... Out of it steps...A CS kill hound*

Spoken: Don't worry.... I'm here!

How d'you do I,
See you've met my
faithful houndy-man
He's just a
Little brought down because
When you knocked
He thought you were the
poundy-man..

Don't get strung out
By the way I look
Don't judge a book by it's cove-e-er
I'm not much of man
By the light of day
But by night I'm one hell of a love-e-er
I'm just a sweet nice dog-boy
from transmutational... lone starvania!

Etc etc..

edit:
a) I don't believe I just did that
b) I don't believe I just did that entirely from memory

[finn69]

Hey look guys Zer0's doing multiple thoughts in a single thread:shock:... don't expect it again

Music

10(easy band)"Kiss me once, kiss me twice, kiss me three times baby, kiss me deadly"
--Wanna be to a master vampire

10(Easy band)"I was thinking to myself this could be heaven or this could be hell"
--New West Gunslinger upon entering a brothel

10 (Easy Album) "Your all going to die down here."
--if ARCHIE had a female voice, what he'd say upon discovery of intruders in his facility.

200(Moderate artist, title Hard alternate album title)
"I believe in faith and magic.
And I believe in love and wonder.
And I'll believe in you when the world comes apart."
--Erin Tarn to Karl Prosek

Think that's enough for now... oh some points. Uh 10 for each correct part of an easy answer 50 for Moderate and 100 for hard. Of course I'm talking geek points. For a grand possible total of 1390 Geek points.

Got a couple here, the easy ones anyways:
Reel Big Fish (Probably a cover but I've on heard their version of Kiss Me Deadly).
Eagles
Sound Snippet from Resident Evil, the Red Queen which is at the beginning of the soundtrack.
Not sure on that last one, I want to say Sting though?

Well that would be a wopping 20 points your answers are
Freaking Wrong
correct
correct
and
Wrong like greco roman wrestling

*Greedily scoops up his first Geek Points* Yay!

And wow, that *is* pretty wrong. You'll also need to give a few hints about those other ones. I don't eveyone has the Transformer soundtrack or the Robotech Complete CD...

Oops?

lita ford is the first one kiss me deadly. (btw i do have the transformers soundtrack and i still dont know the others that werent guessed.)

[Subjugator]

"Your a Deadboy (Marine) you have to Improvise, Adapt, Overcome!

Name the movie and actor 1000 geek points!

It also fits as if you play or GM Rifts... you must Improvise (for rules not covered), Adapt (the rules that you don't like), And Overcome (everyone's b!+(hing about the lack of cohereent well organized rules)!

Heartbreak Ridge/Clint Eastwood...easy one. That's no thousand GP trivia!

[Subjugator]

"If only you could have seen what I have seen through your eyes."
-Unnamed Headhunter thanking a Cyber-Doc for his newly installed Multi-Optics eyes.

Good quote. My favorite move...ever.

Fiery the angels fell...


Saddest thing ever said in any movie:

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. C-beams glittering in the dark by the Tannhauser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.

Time...to die.

[Subjugator]

My name is Alistair Dunscon. You killed my father, prepare to die.
Lord Dunscon to Karl Prosek

Gentlemen, we can rebuild him...
Anonymous Cyber Doc in a Burbs Chop-Shop

He slimed me...
Blind Warrior Woman after her Slaver licked her

What does Julian the First look like? DOES HE LOOK LIKE A B***H?
Anonymous Juicer in the Juicer Liberation Army

I'm gonna get me some hard, pipe hittin' Dog Boys to go to work on the DB here...I'm gonna get medieval on your a**!
Thaddeus Lyboc, about an underworld thug that gave him grief

By Way of Deception, Thou Shalt Do War
Robert Creed

(That last one came from my idea to have the entire 'loss' of Tolkeen being a ruse where they were attacking the CS from within...a few major elementals let loose in Chi-Town would put them off balance enough to allow for some other stuff to take place to really set them off big time...maybe enough for the FoM to launch a simultaneous attack).

Subbie

[cornholioprime]

Angels to some, demons to others...
Splynncryth <sp> speaking of himself.

Without the Forge there is no hope, no hope at all...
A Quik-Flex turned Cosmo-Knight.

Not a movie or a song but...
They counted on the CS to be passive... They counted wrong...
Karl speaking of Tolkeen.

Thought you'd stump me, eh??

Well, here's one right back at ya....

We've got NecronsNecronsNecrons everywhere!!

If-we-shoot'em-outta-the-Air-then-they-come-in-by-the-Walls

If-we-shoot'em-off-the-Walls-then-they-come-in-by-Air

So-where's-that-leave-us?? Nowhere, that's-where!!!

-Blurr, the Quik Flex Cosmo-Knight

[cornholioprime]

Titles: In P.A. 105, war was beginning.
King Creed: What happen?
Warlord Scard: Somebody set us up the bomb.
Tolkeen Operator: We get signal!
King Creed: What!
Tolkeen Operator: Main screen turn on!
King Creed: It's you!!
Coalition High Command: How are you gentlemen!! All your base are belong to us. You are on the way to destruction.
King Creed: What you say!!
Coalition High Command: You have no chance to survive make your time. Ha ha ha ha....
Tolkeen Operator: King Creed!!
King Creed: Take off every 'ZIG'!! You know what you doing. Move 'ZIG." For great justice.

I couldn't help but repost this one.

I was going through this one in my Mind at work today, laughing to myself, and for no good reason, I just mumbled "All your Base are belong to us!"

Apparently, my Boss overheard me; without breaking stride, and without the slightest bit of Humor on my Boss's face, he said, "Zero Wing," and kept on going.

I remembered to pick my Jaw up off the floor after a few seconds (he's NOT the type anyone would ever suspect of having played ANY Game at all in his life, much less a Video Game....)

[cornholioprime]

"Bite my shiny, metal Ass."

-"Bender," Regimental Machine People Commander

[MrTwist]

"You can never go home again, Oatman... but I guess you can shop there."
-Sunaj Assassin, remarking on Atlantis.

Rofl
Lazy wipes the tears away then starts laughing all over again....


Ok on to the thread... umm no cant say that... or that ... or that...

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i wonder just what this crowd here, could do with the movie
Rocky Horror Picture Show

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Thanks. I'm glad someone else found that as funny as I did when I thought of it.

Yes, it took me a little while to post it because I just couldn't stop laughing because of how appropriate it seemed in context.

[Zer0 Kay]

Angels to some, demons to others...
Splynncryth <sp> speaking of himself.

Without the Forge there is no hope, no hope at all...
A Quik-Flex turned Cosmo-Knight.

Not a movie or a song but...
They counted on the CS to be passive... They counted wrong...
Karl speaking of Tolkeen.

Thought you'd stump me, eh??

Well, here's one right back at ya....

We've got NecronsNecronsNecrons everywhere!!

If-we-shoot'em-outta-the-Air-then-they-come-in-by-the-Walls

If-we-shoot'em-off-the-Walls-then-they-come-in-by-Air

So-where's-that-leave-us?? Nowhere, that's-where!!!

-Blurr, the Quik Flex Cosmo-Knight

Transformers you even use his name.

[Zer0 Kay]

"If only you could have seen what I have seen through your eyes."
-Unnamed Headhunter thanking a Cyber-Doc for his newly installed Multi-Optics eyes.

Blade Runner?

You are correct, sir.

Hope so it used to be my sig but now it's gone like tears in the rain.

[Zer0 Kay]

"OOPS! I - bit - it - again!
A stake at my heart!
Got lost in the drain!
Ooh baby, baby!"

The Travelling Vampire Circus opening act; based on the pre-Rifts pop superstar Britney Spears. An all-out blood bath followed, as millions of humans were entranced by the alarming display of lip-synching.

Alz

I'd say there was a vampire bit bath as millions of humans slayed the vampire. Then again you may like Britney.

[Zer0 Kay]

Hmm...two people besides me who remember Johnny Dangerously. I guess that movie is less obscure than I thought.

Johnny Dangerously rules.

Fargin' Iceholes!

Watch your mouth kid.

[Zer0 Kay]

Hey look guys Zer0's doing multiple thoughts in a single thread:shock:... don't expect it again

Music

10(easy band)"Kiss me once, kiss me twice, kiss me three times baby, kiss me deadly"
--Wanna be to a master vampire

10(Easy band)"I was thinking to myself this could be heaven or this could be hell"
--New West Gunslinger upon entering a brothel

10 (Easy Album) "Your all going to die down here."
--if ARCHIE had a female voice, what he'd say upon discovery of intruders in his facility.

200(Moderate artist, title Hard alternate album title)
"I believe in faith and magic.
And I believe in love and wonder.
And I'll believe in you when the world comes apart."
--Erin Tarn to Karl Prosek

Think that's enough for now... oh some points. Uh 10 for each correct part of an easy answer 50 for Moderate and 100 for hard. Of course I'm talking geek points. For a grand possible total of 1390 Geek points.

Got a couple here, the easy ones anyways:
Reel Big Fish (Probably a cover but I've on heard their version of Kiss Me Deadly).
Eagles
Sound Snippet from Resident Evil, the Red Queen which is at the beginning of the soundtrack.
Not sure on that last one, I want to say Sting though?

Well that would be a wopping 20 points your answers are
Freaking Wrong
correct
correct
and
Wrong like greco roman wrestling

*Greedily scoops up his first Geek Points* Yay!

And wow, that *is* pretty wrong. You'll also need to give a few hints about those other ones. I don't eveyone has the Transformer soundtrack or the Robotech Complete CD...

Oops?

lita ford is the first one kiss me deadly. (btw i do have the transformers soundtrack and i still dont know the others that werent guessed.)

Damn Triax Tech looks like we were both wrong on that... 20 points to finn 69. Since no one else seems interested I'll post the answers.

[Zer0 Kay]

Hey look guys Zer0's doing multiple thoughts in a single thread:shock:... don't expect it again

Music

10(easy band)"It's a kind of magic"
--Techno Mage explaining TW items.

Queen

10(easy band)"Kiss me once, kiss me twice, kiss me three times baby, kiss me deadly"
--Wanna be to a master vampire

Thought it was Heart Lita Ford (thanks Finn 69)

100(moderate band and title)"I'm not sure there is anything left of me"
--Burster to a companion after aiding tolkeen

Blue Oyster Cult, Veteran of a Thousand Psychic Wars

100(Moderate artist and title)"Let me kiss it and make it better, after tonight you will forget her."
--Aphrodite to...

Traci Lords, Control

200(Hard album and title)"Come be my man, won't you take a chance, lets feel the love."
--D'arota (Beyond the Supernatural Succubi) to prey.

A.D. Police, Rockin' the Beat

10(Easy band)"I was thinking to myself this could be heaven or this could be hell"
--New West Gunslinger upon entering a brothel

Eagles

200(Hard title and album)"You call me from your sleep and I rise to your hearts whisper"

Courtship, Immortal Kiss of the Vampire

200(Hard album and title) "Which secretly accompanies the darkness in my heart"
--poetic excerpt from conversation between a once principled Dragon King and a mage.

Macross Plus, English Translation NOT English Lyrics of Voices

10 (Easy Album) "Your all going to die down here."
--if ARCHIE had a female voice, what he'd say upon discovery of intruders in his facility.

Resident Evil

200(Hard Album and Title) "Through my eyes, I've seen a world that no one's ever seen."
--An oracle to Plato.

Robotech Perfect, In my Heart

50(Moderate Title)"Think of all the things that really matter and the chances you've earned."
--CyberKnight to downtrodden masses.

Dare from the Transformers soundtrack

200(Moderate artist, title Hard alternate album title)
"I believe in faith and magic.
And I believe in love and wonder.
And I'll believe in you when the world comes apart."
--Erin Tarn to Karl Prosek

Gary Numan, Magic, Dawn

Think that's enough for now... oh some points. Uh 10 for each correct part of an easy answer 50 for Moderate and 100 for hard. Of course I'm talking geek points. For a grand possible total of 1390 Geek points.[/quote]

[DhAkael]

-Chorus-
Hail the Coalition Soldier, maladjusted and misalinged
Tactical Blundering cannon fodder
Takin' it where the sun don't shine

Now some abhor the Coalition Soldier for
Utter ineptitude sublime
But I really do applaud the lads
They're good to the last drop every time

-Chorus-

When a lad wants to be a Coalition Soldier
He works hard every day
It takes a lot of combat training
To learn how to get blown away

-Chorus-

They spare no expense in ammunition
They really let the plasma fly
But flexible armour would come in handy
To bend and kiss their a$$ goodbye

-Chorus-

Laugh at the expense of the Coalition Soldier
But heed the warning I must say
Just don't take them all too lightly...
A stopped watch is right twice a day

-Chorus-

Manuscript found on the corpses of over 50 CS spec-ops. soldiers, 3 days after the fall of Tolkeen.

Written by Cyber-Mercy done to the tune of Bowser & Blue's 'Col-rectal Surgeon'

[Zer0 Kay]

IN THE GRIM DARKNESS OF THE FAR FUTURE THERE IS ONLY WAR.

"Tollkeen Mystic"

If you kill one Dee-Bee your a murderer
If you kill ten your a monster.
If you kill a hundred your a hero.
If you kill ten thousand your a conqueror

"General Jericho Holmes"

Like 40K eh.

[Subjugator]

"I'm a Freshman in my 3rd year at Center University and I want to be a veterinarian because I love children..." - Aphrodite, of the Olympian Club...

"One thing about living in Juarez I never could stomach, all the damn vampires..." - Atlantean Undead Slayer....

"Being chosen as this month's Miss August is an honor I'll remember as long as I can..."

How about this one:

So you've been CS for a year or two
And you know you've seen it all
Hanging out out in bars, trying to be a star
But in Tolkeen your type don't crawl

Play deebee jazz to parade your snazz
on your five grand stereo
braggin' that you know how the deebees feel the cold
and how the slum's got so much soul

It's time to taste, what you most fear
Psi-Cola will not help you here
Brace yourself, my dear
Brace yourself, my dear

For a holiday down in Tolkeen
It's tough kid but it's life
It's a holiday down in Tolkeen
Don't forget to pack a knife

You're a star bellied deebee
You give the heebie jeebies
You want everyone to act like you
Kill CS while you b****, so you can get rich
But the CS gets richer off you!

Well you'll work harder
With a gun in your back
For a bowl of rice a day
Slave for soldiers
Till you starve
Then your head is skewered on a stake

Now you can go where people are one
Now you can go where they get things done
What you need, my son
What you need, my son

Is a holiday down in Tolkeen
Where deebees use magic
A holiday down in Tolkeen
Where death is fast and tragic!

And it's a holiday down in Tolkeen
Where you'll what you're told
A holiday down in Tolkeen
Where the slum's got so much soul

Well you'll work harder
With a gun in your back
For a bowl of rice a day
Slave for soldiers
Till you starve
Then your head is skewered on a stake

Now you can go where people are one
Now you can go where they get things done
What you need, my son
What you need, my son

Is a holiday down in Tolkeen
Where people dress in black
A holiday down in Tolkeen
Where you'll kiss ass or crack

Pro-sek, Pro-sek, Pro-sek, etc....

And it's a holiday down in Tolkeen
Where you'll what you're told
A holiday down in Tolkeen
Where the slum's got so much soul

PROSEK!

OK - it's a bit contrived, and really Chi-Town Uber Alles would have been a better song to do, but I'm tired, it's late, and I've had a long day.

P.S. Sorry, had to fix some.

[cornholioprime]

"I'm a Freshman in my 3rd year at Center University and I want to be a veterinarian because I love children..." - Aphrodite, of the Olympian Club...

"One thing about living in Juarez I never could stomach, all the damn vampires..." - Atlantean Undead Slayer....

I should have brought up the Lost Boys Reference long, long ago....damn.

Nice one.

[cornholioprime]

Dunscon, you're a man, gonna Rule, gonna School,

Say you're gonna rule the whole damn World some day

Your Father's Blood on your Face,

Ya big disgrace,

We're gonna kick your ass all over the place!!!

WE WILL....WE WILL........OFF YOU!!!!

(sing it)

WE WILL....WE WILL........OFF YOU!!!!

-A friendly Christmas Greeting sent from Emperor Prosek to Alistair Dunscon not long after the end of the Siege on Tolkeen

[Comrade Corsarius]

You know, these are supposed to be quotes, not songs...

Otherwise someone is going to dredge up "I am the very model of a coalition general" from the old Rifts: The Musical thread.

And I will have to reply back with all the other ones I did, such as "Then Prosek, with your escort lion-hearted"(sung by General Prosek, Lady Prosek, dead boys, etc), "When a d-bee's not engaged in his employment" (sung by coalition officer, Dead boys squad), and "Oh tis better far to live and die" (sung by Emperor Lazar, pecos raiders)

(in fact, I rewrote nearly all of 'pirates' to a rift theme, but I only posted some of them on the forum)

So you've been warned.... DONT MAKE ME DO THIS!!!

Also, so many of the songs posted are a bit beyond me... can we at least stick with the 80s, so I know where I stand?

[Toc Rat]

"I want to go with you and learn the way of the Forge, become a Cosmo-Knight like my father"

Lu'uke Starkiller, speaking with Obi-Juan Kanobe, Cosmo-Knight

"War not make one great"
Cyber-Knight master Yota, speaking with young apprentice

[cornholioprime]

"You can have my L-20 Pulse Rifle when you pry it from my cold dead fingers!" Spoken just outside Chi-Town customs

Thank You, Charleston Heston!!!!!

Most recent President of the N.R.A. (Nonhuman Rights Association)

Hey Corn Holio

You know what Cops call unarmed citizens?

Victim! God bless the NRA, at least they stand up for the rights promised us in the constitution!

((Sorry about that, its sensative subject for me))

No prob, I agree with what they stand for....

[cornholioprime]

You know, these are supposed to be quotes, not songs...

Otherwise someone is going to dredge up "I am the very model of a coalition general" from the old Rifts: The Musical thread.

And I will have to reply back with all the other ones I did, such as "Then Prosek, with your escort lion-hearted"(sung by General Prosek, Lady Prosek, dead boys, etc), "When a d-bee's not engaged in his employment" (sung by coalition officer, Dead boys squad), and "Oh tis better far to live and die" (sung by Emperor Lazar, pecos raiders)

(in fact, I rewrote nearly all of 'pirates' to a rift theme, but I only posted some of them on the forum)

So you've been warned.... DONT MAKE ME DO THIS!!!

Also, so many of the songs posted are a bit beyond me... can we at least stick with the 80s, so I know where I stand?

Actually, Comrade, could you make some Rifts Quotes from Grease???



Ouch!! Just Kidding.....

Alll right, I'll try to pull up some Quotes...although I DID say that you could pull up Music Lines...

Here's one for you:

"It is good that Rifts: England be such a terrible thing, lest men grow fond of it."

-General Robert E. "Killer Cyborg" Lee, Rifts Historian and President of the "I hate Rifts: England, it sucked so" Anti-Fan Club

[Subjugator]

"You can have my L-20 Pulse Rifle when you pry it from my cold dead fingers!" Spoken just outside Chi-Town customs

Thank You, Charleston Heston!!!!!

Most recent President of the N.R.A. (Nonhuman Rights Association)

Hey Corn Holio

You know what Cops call unarmed citizens?

Victim! God bless the NRA, at least they stand up for the rights promised us in the constitution!

((Sorry about that, its sensative subject for me))

I carry an HK USP .40. Wonderful gun.

[Zer0 Kay]

"You can have my L-20 Pulse Rifle when you pry it from my cold dead fingers!" Spoken just outside Chi-Town customs

Thank You, Charleston Heston!!!!!

Most recent President of the N.R.A. (Nonhuman Rights Association)

Hey Corn Holio

You know what Cops call unarmed citizens?

Victim! God bless the NRA, at least they stand up for the rights promised us in the constitution!

((Sorry about that, its sensative subject for me))

No prob, I agree with what they stand for....

What's that the right to use a fully automatic assault rifle to hunt for deer?

Or is it to protect the 2nd amendment

A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.

in which case show me the militia, which at the time was the dominant military America had. I could translate this as anyone joining the military must provide their own weapons. Being military, even though I know it's happened before, find it hard to belive a military composed of trained civilians would take over their own country and treat it as a conqueror would. To me that is mass stupidity. Did everyone in the freaking army suddenly forget that their loved ones live in that nation and whatever they are doing is being done to them by someone else? An army of married soldiers is more likely than not to rise against an miscreant officer who desires domination. Then again I look and see that our fighting forces are dominantly a military of children (average age 19) and as such are dominantly not married and still malleablee". Maybe the government as a means of protecting democracy should start issuing wives to soldiers (meant to be funny as the common saying is "The military didn't issue you a wife." I don't really care all I know is that in order to own a gun an I.Q. test should also be administered. If a neighbor answers his door with a gun then notices it's me and "puts it up" I'm going to take the chance to kick him in the balls, punch him in the nose, grab the gun and shoot him in the knee. It was self defense. Ifeltt threatened, he did it once he could do it again.

I belive in the right to bear arms. If I ever hunt bear I want to things from it.
1. A pair of slipper made from it's hind feet so I could say I had bear feet.
2. A set of long gloves or some sort of sleeve so that I could say I practiced by right to bear arms.

[Zer0 Kay]

"I want to go with you and learn the way of the Forge, become a Cosmo-Knight like my father"

Lu'uke Starkiller, speaking with Obi-Juan Kanobe, Cosmo-Knight

"War not make one great"
Cyber-Knight master Yota, speaking with young apprentice

LOL May the Forge be with you!

Starkiller. Great stuff!

You are strong in the Forge, but you are not a CosmoKnight yet.

[Zer0 Kay]

"You can have my L-20 Pulse Rifle when you pry it from my cold dead fingers!" Spoken just outside Chi-Town customs

Thank You, Charleston Heston!!!!!

Most recent President of the N.R.A. (Nonhuman Rights Association)

Hey Corn Holio

You know what Cops call unarmed citizens?

Victim! God bless the NRA, at least they stand up for the rights promised us in the constitution!

((Sorry about that, its sensative subject for me))

I carry an HK USP .40. Wonderful gun.

What do you mean "carry"? Like when going out shopping or going off to work?

What do you mean "shopping" or "going off to work"?

[Blight]

In brightest day
In darkest night
Let no evil escape my sight
Let those who worship evils might,
Beware my power the Forges light
hope i got that right i don't read GL.

[DhAkael]

In brightest day
In darkest night
Let no evil escape my sight
Let those who worship evils might,
Beware my power the Forges light
hope i got that right i don't read GL.

Close enough...

[Blight]

"Wants some candy?"
Said by a Lanotour hunter before pulling a deadboy up into the trees.

[Zer0 Kay]

I must not fear.
Fear is the mind-killer.
Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration.
I will face my fear.
I will permit it to pass over me and through me.
And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path.
Where the fear has gone there will be nothing.
Only I will remain.
--Chant save vs. HF (start using this one if your PC's can get it ALL out correctly then they get +5 to HF )

[Zer0 Kay]

This is how Liberty dies - with thunderous applause.
--Erin Tarn: The Rise of Tyranny (A Biography on K. Prosek)

[Danger]

Hmm...two people besides me who remember Johnny Dangerously. I guess that movie is less obscure than I thought.

Johnny Dangerously rules.

Fargin' Iceholes!

Watch your mouth kid.

Who're you callin' kid?

Hehheh.

[finn69]

the first rule of vanguard is that you do not talk about vanguard.
the second rule of vanguard is THAT YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT VANGUARD!

[Toc Rat]

Good one

[Comrade Corsarius]

"anytime......"
whispered by a Lanotour hunter as it tracks a CS special forces through the rainforest

[Subjugator]

"You can have my L-20 Pulse Rifle when you pry it from my cold dead fingers!" Spoken just outside Chi-Town customs

Thank You, Charleston Heston!!!!!

Most recent President of the N.R.A. (Nonhuman Rights Association)

Hey Corn Holio

You know what Cops call unarmed citizens?

Victim! God bless the NRA, at least they stand up for the rights promised us in the constitution!

((Sorry about that, its sensative subject for me))

I carry an HK USP .40. Wonderful gun.

What do you mean "carry"? Like when going out shopping or going off to work?

SORRY! I didn't see this until just now!

I carry at all times...at work, at home, at the store, when out for a walk. Some places (work, picking up the kids at school) - the gun stays in the truck - everywhere else, it goes with me.

Always.

I'm not going to wait and find out where the psycho that wants to do harm to myself or my family. Because of an unusual situation, we are under a more direct threat than most and the prosecutor helping us with the issue advised me to procure weaponry for defense.

Subbie

[Subjugator]

What do you mean "shopping" or "going off to work"?

LoL, I was simply curious if he actually "carried" the gun around in a holster while doing is daily routine...

He did say "carry" and not "own" or "keep one in my house".

I meant carry. In Riverside, California (where I came from) it's next to impossible to get a permit to carry a gun. In Indiana, I can get a permit to carry a silenced fully automatic Uzi.

Thank GOD I moved.

Subbie

P.S. Yes, I am a card carrying member of the NRA.

[cornholioprime]

"Domo Arigato, Mr. Roboto."

-Famous last words of a Japanese Headhunter, who found out the hard way that one NEVER lets A.R.C.H.I.E. Three or his minions know that one knows that they're robots......

[cornholioprime]

"With the Information I can access, I can run things 900-1200 times better than any Human..."

-A.R.C.H.I.E. Three