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rat_bastard wrote:Ironically, I am the only child my parents planned on having...

My father planned me. He just lied to my mother and told her he was sterile.

They were married when I was conceived, but they weren't married to each other until after I was born. As I understand it, I was instrumental in my mother's divorce from her then husband.

That tells me why he didn't like me and why I was supposed to be an abortion. It doesn't tell me why she didn't like me.

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hippie_mama wrote:You know, there really are some things parents could keep to themselves. My parents have mentioned several times that i was ***A Mistake*** Thanks. Apparently i'm the reason they both dropped out of college and never had real careers *shrugs* they didn't have any more kids either, because i was "soooo horrible." Heh.

I was an accident. No biggie. I think most children are actually.

Oh yeah, i'm michelle. i'm the one who lacks the creativity to come up with a really cool Palladium name, and fell back on the screen name she's had since highschool for the purpose of the boards. Trust me, it's better than the names i've come up with for my characters. And i'm a girl too. So i totally challenge that theory that there are no girls on the internet, lol.

Sorry...No Girls Allowed....

Greyaxe=Tim. Greyaxe was a 12'6" Ice Eye wolven wizard, my first Palladium character ever who was retired when he reached 15th level and went to atlantis and became a BIo borg. Way too munchkin to be played anymore.

hippie_mama wrote:

dark brandon wrote:
Sorry...No Girls Allowed....

i am definately starting to understand the problem

look I don't know why you insist on pretending you is made of girl parts but me and dark brandon know you are a twelve year old male FBI agent!

rat_bastard wrote:

hippie_mama wrote:

dark brandon wrote:
Sorry...No Girls Allowed....

i am definately starting to understand the problem

look I don't know why you insist on pretending you is made of girl parts but me and dark brandon know you are a twelve year old male FBI agent!

:nod rat_Bastard:

dark brandon wrote:

Warwolf wrote:

Subjugator wrote:I am a bastard (by birth as well as by nature).

Lies. You may be by birth, but you are as good-natured as they come.

OH! Warwolf just called you a valued member of society Subjugator! FIGhT FIGHT.

Hey now, you're putting words in my mouth. I said he was a nice guy, valued may be a stretch (underappreciated, sure... valued, I'm not sure). Oh, and I wouldn't want to fight Subbie. I might be able to move quicker, but if he got ahold of me I don't think it would be pretty...

Oh, and girls on the internet are a rarity, not an impossibility. I'd discuss the issue further, but some might find it offensive (as I most-assuredly would be mis-interpreted).

<<< Feels bad for having a normel parent/child relationship growing up.>>>

Misfit KotLD wrote:No girls is OK, it's the women that are cool.

I just noticed this.

Pfaugh! I have three wonderful girls and they're the highlight of my life! There is no such rule. I'll poke whoever says otherwise in the eye!

...and if I see ONE post where someone says "otherwise", they're getting TWO pokes in the eye! ...and it's the SAME eye too!




/Subbie

Warwolf wrote:Hey now, you're putting words in my mouth. I said he was a nice guy, valued may be a stretch (underappreciated, sure... valued, I'm not sure). Oh, and I wouldn't want to fight Subbie. I might be able to move quicker, but if he got ahold of me I don't think it would be pretty...

I don't even have H2H: Basic and my Spd. is about 5. You'd do just fine.

Oh, and girls on the internet are a rarity, not an impossibility. I'd discuss the issue further, but some might find it offensive (as I most-assuredly would be mis-interpreted).

I met my wife and two former girlfriends on the net. I also found another former girlfriend after having lost contact with her for sixteen years.

They're out there.

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Ravenwing wrote:<<< Feels bad for having a normel parent/child relationship growing up.>>>

Are you being serious?

I'm jealous. My childhood sucked after about age eight or nine.

My adulthood is no great shakes either, but that's mostly due to my own failings rather than those of others.

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Subjugator wrote:

Ravenwing wrote:<<< Feels bad for having a normel parent/child relationship growing up.>>>

Are you being serious?

I'm jealous. My childhood sucked after about age eight or nine.

My adulthood is no great shakes either, but that's mostly due to my own failings rather than those of others.

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Lol. Nope. My childhood was normal. Raised by USMC, for the USMC. Just wanted to throw my two cents in. It seems like everyone I meet has had Childhood problems. They look at me and I'm all like...uh...I went to military school!! and played football. So I'm the oddball out.

hippie_mama wrote:Oh yeah? Well my parents are still married. To each other. Beat THAT.

My parents died. But they did die married, and yes to each other

Ravenwing wrote:

hippie_mama wrote:Oh yeah? Well my parents are still married. To each other. Beat THAT.

My parents died. But they did die married, and yes to each other

but did they have the same last name before they where married? because I'm told thats unusual for other family's.

rat_bastard wrote:

Ravenwing wrote:

hippie_mama wrote:Oh yeah? Well my parents are still married. To each other. Beat THAT.

My parents died. But they did die married, and yes to each other

but did they have the same last name before they where married? because I'm told thats unusual for other family's.

Sorry Rat, but your parents were the only ones with the same last name before the wedding.

hippie_mama wrote:i have a friend who's brother and sister are married.

Alright, so they're her half-brother, and half-sister, no relation to each other, but i still think it's weird, lol. They got married first, and then their respective parents did, and then my friend was born. Still makes people scratch their heads though. Actually, it must be pretty common, because my mom has a friend whose step-dad is also her father-in-law. At least it makes family gatherings more managable LOL.

Lol. Nahhhh, thats only common around Joplin, too close to Arkansas

hippie_mama wrote:

Ravenwing wrote:Lol. Nahhhh, thats only common around Joplin, too close to Arkansas

It's worse than you might imagine. i live half-way between Arkansas, and Branson (approximately 20 minutes from either).

Lol. My mom and dad lived in Branson after retiring. The few times I visited it scared the crap outta me. Like Deliverance or something.

hippie_mama wrote:

Ravenwing wrote:Lol. Nahhhh, thats only common around Joplin, too close to Arkansas

It's worse than you might imagine. i live half-way between Arkansas, and Branson (approximately 20 minutes from either).

Wow, you're even further south than I am (though I'm closer to Oklahoma... take that for what you will).

Oh, and since Raven mentioned Deliverance I'll take this point to mention that I have a nasty physical reaction to the sound of dueling banjos... I shoot to kill.

Orig I'm from Desoto, a sub of ole' St. Louis. But now I live in Texas, and live in constant fear of both dueling Banjo's and Leatherface. Lucky for me the Army let me keep my DE, and I bought a SR-25 sniper. Come get some rednecks.

Warwolf wrote:

hippie_mama wrote:

Ravenwing wrote:Lol. Nahhhh, thats only common around Joplin, too close to Arkansas

It's worse than you might imagine. i live half-way between Arkansas, and Branson (approximately 20 minutes from either).

Wow, you're even further south than I am (though I'm closer to Oklahoma... take that for what you will).

Oh, and since Raven mentioned Deliverance I'll take this point to mention that I have a nasty physical reaction to the sound of dueling banjos... I shoot to kill.

Aww, so I guess I won't play that for you, huh?

Xar wrote:

Warwolf wrote:Oh, and since Raven mentioned Deliverance I'll take this point to mention that I have a nasty physical reaction to the sound of dueling banjos... I shoot to kill.

Aww, so I guess I won't play that for you, huh?

Only if you have a deathwish...

Oh, and Raven, I know exactly where Desoto is (actually lived there for a bit while I was young... I don't like to recall that time). Calling it a suburb of St. Louis is a bit of a stretch (it's more like a suburb of Festus).

You know, since you're going to be at the Open House this year, we'll definitely have to catch up with one another. Us semi-rural Missouri-folk have to stick together you know (anyone cracks an incest joke here and they WILL face my wrath ).

Warwolf wrote:

Xar wrote:

Warwolf wrote:Oh, and since Raven mentioned Deliverance I'll take this point to mention that I have a nasty physical reaction to the sound of dueling banjos... I shoot to kill.

Aww, so I guess I won't play that for you, huh?

Only if you have a deathwish...

Oh, and Raven, I know exactly where Desoto is (actually lived there for a bit while I was young... I don't like to recall that time). Calling it a suburb of St. Louis is a bit of a stretch (it's more like a suburb of Festus).

You know, since you're going to be at the Open House this year, we'll definitely have to catch up with one another. Us semi-rural Missouri-folk have to stick together you know (anyone cracks an incest joke here and they WILL face my wrath ).

Lol. Ya whats up with all the incest jokes on us Missouri folk? You'd think it was Arkansas or something. But ya we'll have to hang out some.Maybe we can get a group and go bar hoppin after the open house ends. Yagerbombs on me!

dark brandon wrote:

Shinitenshi wrote:Hey what am I chopped liver? Either I'm a chick or ninja bunny is married to a guy with really big implants

Shinitenshi=Jen
And yes Shini and bunny together = Jen and Ben

Nope, there are no girls on the net. You two are just good friends who play it like your married to mess with everyone on the internet.

Kinda like how I proved that "Mrs. TAF" was really Prettz a couple of years ago. There are no women on the net. Except maybe herblackwings29. I'm fairly sure she's female.

By the way: Rayven=Kyle. That's all you need to know.

Misfit KotLD wrote:

Rayven wrote:

dark brandon wrote:

Shinitenshi wrote:Hey what am I chopped liver? Either I'm a chick or ninja bunny is married to a guy with really big implants

Shinitenshi=Jen
And yes Shini and bunny together = Jen and Ben

Nope, there are no girls on the net. You two are just good friends who play it like your married to mess with everyone on the internet.

Kinda like how I proved that "Mrs. TAF" was really Prettz a couple of years ago. There are no women on the net. Except maybe herblackwings29. I'm fairly sure she's female.

By the way: Rayven=Kyle. That's all you need to know.

Hey now, my wife games online, so that's at least one chick on the net.

12 year old FBI agents, the lot of ya! Dark Brandon can back me up on this one.

Ravenwing wrote:Jagerbombs on me!

Ugh... why does everyone I know drink that crap? I'm a Jack person myself, but rarely drink anymore. We'll have to see how things play out though (last year I was exhausted... 15 minutes of sleep between the VIP event and the first day).

Warwolf wrote:

Ravenwing wrote:Jagerbombs on me!

Ugh... why does everyone I know drink that crap? I'm a Jack person myself, but rarely drink anymore. We'll have to see how things play out though (last year I was exhausted... 15 minutes of sleep between the VIP event and the first day).

I'm with you on that, WW. One shot of that stuff 15 years ago, and my stomach still turns at the thought of it.

Warwolf and I will take care of the bourbon/whisky while Rat Bastard and I will also drink some beer. I plan on being sober only when I have to be. hahaha

The Galactus Kid wrote:Warwolf and I will take care of the Appltinnis while Rat Bastard will buy me some zima (and keep the beer for himself). I love me a manly appletinni. hahaha

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I'll be a designated driver. I don't drink very often (once or twice a year) and try and keep it to myself when I do.

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rat_bastard wrote:

The Galactus Kid wrote:Warwolf and I will take care of the Appltinnis while Rat Bastard will buy me some zima (and keep the beer for himself). I love me a manly appletinni. hahaha

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Hey now, you've dragged me in from the sidelines with that remark (what did I ever do to you?). I've never had an appletini in my life (though the Smirnoff stuff goes good with Italian food). You talk to Spectre about what I drink... and you can keep your Wussy-Lite beer.

Warwolf wrote:

rat_bastard wrote:

The Galactus Kid wrote:Warwolf and I will take care of the Appltinnis while Rat Bastard will buy me some zima (and keep the beer for himself). I love me a manly appletinni. hahaha

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Hey now, you've dragged me in from the sidelines with that remark (what did I ever do to you?). I've never had an appletini in my life (though the Smirnoff stuff goes good with Italian food). You talk to Spectre about what I drink... and you can keep your Wussy-Lite beer.

Sorry bout that, hit Kid Galactus with an area effect munition and you happend to be in the blast radius. And for your info Sam Adams light has won several beer contests, several of which did not have alight beer catagory.

Seraphim wrote:I'll make sure to put Seraphim on my name tag. Don't really feel the need to post my name in a public forum...

you are brave, I'm afraid to wear a name tag that says "Rat-Bastard"

I'm going to tell everybody i'm Killer Cyborg.

No. That won't work. We know what he looks like. Not only that, but I'll be sure to point you out to everyone since you'll be the one bugging me for Triax 2.

rat_bastard wrote:

Seraphim wrote:I'll make sure to put Seraphim on my name tag. Don't really feel the need to post my name in a public forum...

you are brave, I'm afraid to wear a name tag that says "Rat-Bastard"

I'm going to tell everybody i'm Killer Cyborg.

You could always just call yourself Emperor Prosek.

Misfit KotLD wrote:

Rayven wrote:

rat_bastard wrote:

Seraphim wrote:I'll make sure to put Seraphim on my name tag. Don't really feel the need to post my name in a public forum...

you are brave, I'm afraid to wear a name tag that says "Rat-Bastard"

I'm going to tell everybody i'm Killer Cyborg.

You could always just call yourself Emperor Prozak.

There, to keep in line with common spelling.

Hey now...he can mis-spell it any way he wants...but that doesn't mean you get to go around changing my posts to reflect the blatant Chico-ism of the boards...

Ok fine, I'm really Jason Richards.

Josh Sinsapaugh hacked my forum account a year ago and started posting as me to make me look like a complete ass. I've been fighting back under the Vigilante name of rat_bastard in a crusade for truth, justice and the Pakistani way but so far my cause has not gotten the media attention it warrants.









man I'm going to get a cranky PM from Jason "Josh Sinsapaugh" Richards.

rat_bastard wrote:I'm going to tell everybody i'm Killer Cyborg.

Unless you're his evil twin or have a good disguise skill (don't worry, I'll hit myself for that crack later), that won't work on those that met him last year... or those that look for his picture around here.

rat_bastard wrote:Ok fine, I'm really Jason Richards.

Oh great, yet another alias for Mr. Jason Josh John Philpott Sinspaugh Richards... AKA: rat_bastard.

At this rate, I should just claim to be Jason Richards and be done with it.

We are all Jason Richards.

rat_bastard wrote:We are all Jason Richards.

<<<<<<Wants to be like Mike

Seraphim wrote:

rat_bastard wrote:We are all Jason Richards.

I'm not.

liar, liar.

Well you do seem to know allot about menstruation...


Of course what do I know, I'm Jason Richards.

Jason Richards is going to kill you , Rat_Bastard.

The Galactus Kid wrote:Jason Richards is going to kill you , Rat_Bastard.

How am I going to kill myself? I mean why would I kill my self?

Look Kid Galactus, this time you are using to distract me from my war with Josh Sinsapaugh could be better used handling Kevin's Biological needs or writing Triax 2.

Don't worry about me, daddy will find out how Josh Sinsapaugh stole my Account forcing me to sign on as Rat_Bastard instead of as myself and punish the evildoers. Just remeber, until I (rat_bastard) say otherwise, I am Jason Richards, not that guy claiming to be Jason Richards (thats Josh Sinsapaugh) or Josh Sinsapaugh (really a midget in a R2-d2 outfit). Was that clear or do I have to draw a graph?

rat_bastard wrote:Look Kid Galactus, this time you are using to distract me from my war with Josh Sinsapaugh could be better used handling Kevin's Biological needs or writing Triax 2.

Don't worry about me, daddy will find out how Josh Sinsapaugh stole my Account forcing me to sign on as Rat_Bastard instead of as myself and punish the evildoers. Just remeber, until I (rat_bastard) say otherwise, I am Jason Richards, not that guy claiming to be Jason Richards (thats Josh Sinsapaugh) or Josh Sinsapaugh (really a midget in a R2-d2 outfit). Was that clear or do I have to draw a graph?

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I'll Tazer him at the Open House. We'll charge admission and give the proceeds to palladium.

The Galactus Kid wrote:I'll Tazer him at the Open House. We'll charge admission and give the proceeds to palladium.

talk to Ninjabunny.

The Galactus Kid wrote:I'll Tazer him at the Open House. We'll charge admission and give the proceeds to palladium.

Oooo, can we lock people up with him, kinda like the Klingons at all the big gaming conventions?

Heghlu'meH QaQ jajvam

Seraphim wrote:

rat_bastard wrote:We are all Jason Richards.

I'm not.

One of us!
One of us!
One of us!
One of us!
One of us!
One of us!
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One of us!
One of us!