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"This way to the egress ------>" (Painted so that the arrow points to a Blue Zone Epicenter, so that if a Rift is open the arrow points straight into it).

~ Josh

I am glad you like it Xar and Duck-foot. I stole the line "we are gods orphaned children" from an image in another rpg.

duck-foot wrote:Human the other white meat.

Humans are red meat, like cow
I had a baseball cap made up once, after the Pork, the oher white meat, commercial campaign, reading: "Humans... The other Red Meat". Being an angry looking fat guy, you can imagine the looks I got wearing that one! hehe.
Another line I lifted from PB that went on a hat, Evil is a state of mind. from the Gene Splicer write up in Mindwerks.

"Save the last bullet for yourself."-- scrawled above a skeleton with an obvious bullet wound through the skull.

"Silence falls on Mecca's walls."

"They may kill me, but they won't defeat me."

"Monsters can die, too."

(probably already posted)

"Last one out turn off the lights..."

"And I heard, as it were, a noise of thunder, and one of the four beasts saying "come and see" and I saw, and behold, a white horse..."

"There's a man going round taking names..."

"God has no mercy, and hell walks the earth."

"I'M NOT GOING OUT ALONE!" (usually with a boobytrap beside the wall)

Written in glow in the dark paint: "I'm right behind you "

"demones eunt domus"

"I'm not cleaning this up."

This space for rent.

All Our Sins Remembered. With Interest.

Do you have Ruby Slippers? Can I borrow them?

OUCH!!
Mommy I found a dragon... can I keep it?
A s**t... there goes my damage deposit.

No Smoking...Spontaneous Combustion Only
Vote 'Yes!' on Proposition 37: Civilian Ownership of Tactical Nuclear Weapons.

food supply for one year $10,000
smith and wason 357 magnum $500
first one to commit suicide in the town....priceless

"Kilroy was here"
and underneath badly in blood- "and didnt ezcape"


and of course

"Hastur Hastur Hast"
"Cthulu fatghn"

and

"frodo lives!"

glitterboy2098 wrote:"frodo lives!"

That one was crossed out and has written beneath it "not anymore"

My apologies if this has been used but



"Here there be dragons!"

At least the Gargoyles keep the pigeons away.

Just found out my wife is a Witch. Sure feel sorry for the demon lord that has to put up with her.

The Johnson family lives two miles down this road. They have 3 children, 2 farmhands , 2 dogs, 6 cows and little in the way of firearms. Don't they all sound so tasty. Tell them Ed Harris wishes them all a fond farewell!

To riff a little on Chris's...

"Here there be drag" (ends in a splotch of reddish-brown... paint?)

Curb Your Squishies.

This Way To The All-Human Buffet. Bibs Optional.

"No Burning Brimstone" (international ban sign covering a smoking green flame)

Hell-Clowns Unite! Evil Should Be Entertaining!

Aww, What A Cute Little.....(blood smear)

"Last call, you don't have to go to your Home Dimension..but you can't stay here."

Injundon wrote:Our Lord and saviour Jesus Christ came back from the dead to save us all!!! But then a dinosaur eated him

I think just "eated him" written on a wall sounds petty mind bending

"Now THAT was a party!"

"The earth went to hell, and all I got was this stupid T-shirt..."

"Elizabeth, if your reading this, I'm trying to find you!"
(a sad one, and possibly with "Too late" written in blood underneath. EDIT: Oh, even better - the players see it at one point, and when they pass by it latter it has 'Too late' written in bloody underneath!!)

nice place to visit but i wouldnt wanna liv...*exit wound spray*

God ran th *bleep* away

BigGunWolven wrote:God is dead or on vacation

Getcher guns & ammo here Cheap!!! (sign over lotsa dead bodies)

BigGunWolven wrote:Bob's Guns 'n' ammo this way-------->

(spray painted under neath) No, I didn't you dumb***, I'm just redecorating!!! duck-foot"]past the wind swept grass on the farside of a hill in the dimming daylight. in front of a glowing leyline is an abandoned church. on the brocken and splintered door written in red paint are these words He Has Forsaken Us.[/quote]

"I am NOT cleaning this up!"

"He dood it." (graphitti arrow pointing to a crucified skeleton)

"The End came....and left right after."

"You call THIS an apocalypse?!"

"We reget to inform you that the Sci-Fi/Fantasy convention for this year has been cancelled."

"THIS is the result of letting the hairless monkeys run the zoo."

"I blame PETA."

"Sinners, Faithful, Unbelievers--all are crunchy with ketchup."

Rosary beads, not roseMARY beads " Miracles performed here 5pm daily" outside ruined catholic church.

Mr. Deific NMI wrote:A group of NEMA survivors come across a corpse. The body is wearing various religious items. Clutched in his hands are rosemary beads and a cardboard sign that reads: "We are Gods orphaned Children"

duck-foot wrote:written on a tattered ameican flag in blood: humanity will fall before our onslaught.

Chromium Guardsman holding said flag w/pylons through demons skull, Boom gun at the ready "Not while I live and breathe" written underneath.

"I knew you'd come"

Noon wrote:"I knew you'd come"

From Alien Int. " I knew you'd be waiting." "NOW DIE"!!!

duck-foot wrote:Q: how many humans does it take to make a meatball sandwich

A: Never enough!

"Came for the pie, stayed for the apocalypse. Both need more chocolate."

"No Sprays Allowed."

"THIS is what happens when you;
(a) Don't tend to Kreelock the Deer
(b) Forget the free toy with your take-out order
(c) Mess With Palladium Books
(d) All of the above."

(human skeletal remains wearing a tattered overcoat nailed to a brick wall; sign reads "I told you, but did ANYONE listen? Nnnooooo!")

"Oh suuuuuuuure, the ONE time I roll a Natual 20...."

"This is all just a bad dream...

Just lay down, close your eyes...


I'll be there soon..."

hehe, funny!

Extra bacon free with Apocalypse
The hills are alive! Alive, I tell you Ali*blood splatter*
This is not the Insanity I ordered.
I wish I was an Oscar Mayer wiener...
Would anyone freak out if I ate the cats?
I miss the internet.
Tickle my mind!!
I found Waldo... or at least what's left of him.
Bettersafethansorry! Bettersafethansorry!Bettersafethansorry!Bettersafethan *trails off into meaningless bloody scrawlings*

Picture of a happy face with three eyes, or a bullet hole in the middle of the forehead.
$#!7 happens
Least I got chicken
LEEEEEROOOYYYYY JEEENKINSSS
I miss (taco bell, pizza hut, mc donalds, burger king, etc)
So this is what happens when you break a shoelace?
I shouldn't have walked under the ladder.
Is this what happens when you run over a black cat that crosses your path?
God is dead.
Jesus died for our sins, but apparently the devil had his fingers crossed the whole time.
YOU WANNA LIVE FOREVER?!
The only easy day was yesterday.
Where is your God now?
I read the Necronomicon. Oops.
Nice Apocalypse you got here. Hate to see it ended.
Chuck Norris was here. Wish he'd come back.
Cuz Suicide is Painless...
Remember kiddies, happiness is down the road, not across the street! *picture of a razor blade being dragged down a forearm*

Help, I've fallen and I can't get up.
Cracks in reality may allow things in from outside.
Apocalypse unrelated
Anonymous was here. We are legion. We do not forget. We do not forgive.
Save the planet!
The sky is falling! The Sky is fal-- *next to a piece of wreckage that used to be a Skyline with a pair of feet sticking out from under it*
It's only a fleshwound. *over a dead body, or not*
Wow, now I don't have to do Acid anymore!
It's just a bad trip, its just a bad trip, its just a bad trip, its just a bad trip.
Omg, the nerds were right! Dragons du eggzist! Where's the dungeons?
Earth has recovered from a serious error. An incident report has been created for Microsoft. Would you like to send?
So this is what happens when reality hits a Blue Screen o' Death...
Yardsale this way. -->
Gone insane! Be back soon!
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
The Mayan Calendar was wrong!
So where's Bigfoot in all of this?
I woke up for this?
I guess the Mothership wont be back cuz it crashed here.
And all the kings horses, and all the kings men, couldn't put America back together again.



And Shepherds we shall be, for thee, my Lord, for thee. Power hath descended forth from Thy hand. Our feet may swiftly carry out Thy commands. So we shall flow a river forth to Thee and teeming with souls shall it ever be. In Nomeni Patri Et Fili Spiritus Sancti.



Bless the work of my hands oh lord so that it may please you. Guide me true as I deal thine holy justice against the demons in this land. *scrawled near a pile of dead d-bees and demon bodies*

Demon claws will avoid Mullin Shepards body, Demon claws will avoid Mullin Shepards b-*GHAAAAKHG*.
Forget Saving the Planet, SAVE MEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
Picture of a Celtic Cross on a wall (or two) "This area Controlled by the NEMA Boondock Saints".

How sweet. Fresh meat. Welcome to the nightmare.
Beware: Demons.
We're all mad here. *evil smiley*
It's not a dream! It's not a dream! It's not a dream!
Armored zombies! What the hell!?
(next to a pile of half to mostly eaten corpses) BELCH!
Apocalypse, all exits.
Guns, ammo, beer!
Free Air Guitars! ->

Free lunch here -> X
Where's Wall-E? We need this mess cleaned up.

Graffiti art piece: An image of a rather large demon with a cross being pinned to a wall with a cross shoved through it's chest.

I guess this is what meant when he said "I will destroy the earth with fire"... yeah?

Who left the door to the twilight zone open??????????

Always follow rule 2, double tap

"Whadaymean, there's NO reset button?!"

"OK, Jenkins, you made your point. Now clean this up."

"Nice work. What do you do for TWO Klondike Bars?"

"Oh, so THAT'S what you meant by Cthulu F'tagn...:

"....and the Writers are STILL on strike!"

"Wait, this *isn't* Halo 5?"

"No, I said a LEFT turn at Albuquerque!"

"That's enough outta you. I'm calling your mother."

The end is queer!

Whatever doesn't kill you, makes you stranger!

On a sign over I-95

"Has anyone seen my Rifts book? Damn this place seems familiar!"