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Come on Nekira, Hippie Mamma and that other poster who claims to be made of girl parts, back me up here!

I Just asked Palladium books to spend resources on drawing half naked men that they could be using on drawing half naked women!

don't I get a little credit?

rat_bastard wrote:Come on Nekira, Hippie Mamma and that other poster who claims to be made of girl parts, back me up here!

I Just asked Palladium books to spend resources on drawing half naked men that they could be using on drawing half naked women!

don't I get a little credit?

If you survive the coming of the Rifts and the Dark Ages then you're more than welcome to my American Standardized Credits.

rat_bastard wrote:Look I loved the concept of a Swimsuit issue, and I love smut, but the next swimsuit rifter has got to have more substance, you can only go so far with pictures of pretty women.

Like... articles?

Jason Richards wrote:

rat_bastard wrote:Look I loved the concept of a Swimsuit issue, and I love smut, but the next swimsuit rifter has got to have more substance, you can only go so far with pictures of pretty women.

Like... articles?

you know what I was saying, it was a pretty weak rifter apart from the pretty girls.

rat_bastard wrote:

Jason Richards wrote:

rat_bastard wrote:Look I loved the concept of a Swimsuit issue, and I love smut, but the next swimsuit rifter has got to have more substance, you can only go so far with pictures of pretty women.

Like... articles?

you know what I was saying, it was a pretty weak rifter apart from the pretty girls.

Yes, but we know you told your mom you bought it for the articles.

Misfit KotLD wrote:The only way a swimsuit issue should have substance is if the issue is delivered by a babe in a bikini.

Instead we got Kev in a bikini.

*shudder*

/Sub

Heck,

Maybe I can talk my swedish friend into modeling in her purple thong if you need ideas on how to draw things like that.

I think I just got my hetero points back....

hippie_mama wrote:i wouldn't complain though...i always *did* wonder what Cyber Knights wear under all that armor...hmm...

Raw flesh, bone, and scar tissue, roughly resembling a combination of uncooked hamburger and Chef Boyardee Beefaroni.

Misfit KotLD wrote:

rat_bastard wrote::shock:


I think I just got my hetero points back....

Based on what? You have to earn them back. But they'll cost you those 20 Girly Points.

I got Hippie momma to talk about girls "appreciating the female form", thats hot and worth male hetero points.

Gradea wrote:As a representitive of the "Splugoth Minions Rights" Movement I'd like to say...

*Gets vapories by a giant biological tank for even attempting to think of the concept of rights for the minions of the Splugoth*

Hey, as the result of bio-wizardry, many of them have several rights.

Helps with their ski-boxing.

hippie_mama wrote:

duck-foot wrote:cha babe i have like a huge scar on my rippling pecks (said in the tone of a midwestern surfer)

just looking for clarification...how can a midwesterner be a surfer? i live in the midwest...we don't have an ocean here

Remember what was said about lots of scars?

Imagine trying to surf I-70.

MrNexx wrote:

hippie_mama wrote:

duck-foot wrote:cha babe i have like a huge scar on my rippling pecks (said in the tone of a midwestern surfer)

just looking for clarification...how can a midwesterner be a surfer? i live in the midwest...we don't have an ocean here

Remember what was said about lots of scars?

Imagine trying to surf I-70.

Try I-90.

Suddenly, after entering the Rifts forum after about a 4 month absence, I am of sound mind to halt production on the BWW costume my wife is creating for the Open House, even if I am having her 'alter' it to cover a bit more. A 6-page frenzy over the BWW is enough to worry me. If you see this at the Open House, BEWARE, horrible pain or even death may be closer than you know. (I'll hide nearby with a cattle prod, knife, or maybe just use my hands to curb this unruly bunch.)

Misfit KotLD wrote:At least you're not threatening to hit me if my character hits on your wife's character. Besides, I'd go for Shemarrian, but that outfit would be more difficult to do.

Well, in game is one thing from real life.

As for alternative costumes, we looked over a few. I was looking for Ramon Perez's 'Pecos Raiders' female leader (comic strip/CCG), contemplated a Staphera, and scoured for some other pictures including Ley Line Walkers and such. Wanted something easy to create but also notable. Settled on the BWW for one costume, and its possible that she might also be showing up as the Angel of Death (Mindwerks cover and/or first full page illustration).

But on topic, you know, there aren't very many pictures of BWW that aren't of the front. Trying to see the details on the back of the headpiece is hard, having only the orginal Main Book cover to use. And what's with this talk of all BWW being bald? I want to say I've seen a picture or read about ones with hair. Maybe I'm wrong though, but it seems possible. Guess that will be another 'alteration' to the design.

Hey ApocalypseZero,
Kudos to your wife creating a BWW for the Open House. Can't wait to see it... in a non-threatening, purely platonic way.

Anyhoo... While redrawing the BWW for the D-Bees book, I found the helmet to be pretty easy to figure out, I just extended the same textured rim found on the front along the back.
Actually, the hardest part I found to design was the boots since you only see the tops of them on the main Rifts book cover.

As for hair, given that they're primarily a slave race, I wouldn't be suprised if they all have the same hair-do to impede any individualism, most likely shaved. Of course, being forced to wear that bathing-cap of a helmet all the time I'm sure they'd have some really bad hat-hair otherwise! Individual Altarains though I could easily see them having a full head of hair, short or long, and probably chucking their helmet at the first opportunity!.

ApocalypseZero wrote:But on topic, you know, there aren't very many pictures of BWW that aren't of the front. Trying to see the details on the back of the headpiece is hard, having only the orginal Main Book cover to use. And what's with this talk of all BWW being bald? I want to say I've seen a picture or read about ones with hair. Maybe I'm wrong though, but it seems possible. Guess that will be another 'alteration' to the design.

Seige of Tokleen #6, page 121 has a BWW shot that is of mixed angles.

Let us see the Blind, Apollo!

BWW locker room pic its is!!

Kevin had better not do the cover of this swimsuit issue...

hippie_mama wrote:

EPIC wrote:

rat_bastard wrote:Kevin had better not do the cover of this swimsuit issue...

more importantly, Kevin must not appear on the cover of this swimsuit issue.

*snort-laughs*

Seriously though...as before mentioned, let's not forget to put something in there for the ladies

If there is, then im not buying it.

hippie_mama wrote:

EPIC wrote:

rat_bastard wrote:Kevin had better not do the cover of this swimsuit issue...

more importantly, Kevin must not appear on the cover of this swimsuit issue.

*snort-laughs*

Seriously though...as before mentioned, let's not forget to put something in there for the ladies

You mean for the twelve year old FBI agents right?

What would you like to see Hippie_Mama?

EPIC wrote:

Apollo Okamura wrote:What would you like to see Hippie_Mama?

she wants to see a Blind Warrior Women getting it on with a Shemarian (in an FCC friendly sort of way of course)!

Once again, two Asexual species, it may look hot but it is not hot! Try elf chicks, dnorr devil hotties, female versions of whatever species Jason Richards is, Cat girls and other sci-fi standards.

rat_bastard wrote:Once again, two Asexual species, it may look hot but it is not hot! Try elf chicks, dnorr devil hotties, female versions of whatever species Jason Richards is, Cat girls and other sci-fi standards.

Theres an entire species! you are lying right? This world could not handle an entire species of obnoxious arrogant self gratifying quick witted highly passionate opinionated sharp tempered writers

Thanks RB I'll have nightmares for a month now

Doesn't that thought scare anyone else? I know Jason must be scared to death at the thought

One Jason is good for the world, more than that and we have to call in Haz-mat teams and quarantine the area!

Chaos wrote:

rat_bastard wrote:Once again, two Asexual species, it may look hot but it is not hot! Try elf chicks, dnorr devil hotties, female versions of whatever species Jason Richards is, Cat girls and other sci-fi standards.

Theres an entire species! you are lying right? This world could not handle an entire species of obnoxious arrogant self gratifying quick witted highly passionate opinionated sharp tempered writers

Thanks RB I'll have nightmares for a month now

Doesn't that thought scare anyone else? I know Jason must be scared to death at the thought

One Jason is good for the world, more than that and we have to call in Haz-mat teams and quarantine the area!

[size=0]What few of you realize is that this is all a facade that I've perfected to drum up interest and sell more books.[/size]
I'm glad to see that I've made such an impression.

Jason "Josh Singsapaugh" Richards wrote:

Chaos wrote:

rat_bastard wrote:Once again, two Asexual species, it may look hot but it is not hot! Try elf chicks, dnorr devil hotties, female versions of whatever species Jason Richards is, Cat girls and other sci-fi standards.

Theres an entire species! you are lying right? This world could not handle an entire species of obnoxious arrogant self gratifying quick witted highly passionate opinionated sharp tempered writers

Thanks RB I'll have nightmares for a month now

Doesn't that thought scare anyone else? I know Jason must be scared to death at the thought

One Jason is good for the world, more than that and we have to call in Haz-mat teams and quarantine the area!

[size=0]What few of you realize is that this is all a facade that I've perfected to drum up interest and sell more books.[/size]
I'm glad to see that I've made such an impression.

Quiet Josh! I wasn't talking about you!

Jason Richards wrote:this question came to mind. Would they know if you installed a camera in their locker room? I mean... they're blind!

Dude they're Sploog slaves. They are totally used to being watched 24/7.

let us keep the comments clean.

Ridley wrote:

hippie_mama wrote:

EPIC wrote:

rat_bastard wrote:Kevin had better not do the cover of this swimsuit issue...

more importantly, Kevin must not appear on the cover of this swimsuit issue.

*snort-laughs*

Seriously though...as before mentioned, let's not forget to put something in there for the ladies

If there is, then im not buying it.

Would you feel better if they put a warning page right before the hawt males section?

Edit: A scantly clad young Joseph Prosek is a damned good idea....

Apollo Okamura wrote:I got asked to draw Erin Tarn instead!

I notice that on the back of Rifts Madhaven that a colored version of your Erin Tarn art (which ends up being on pages 55 and 56 inside Rifter 35, only black and white) was initially slated to be the cover.

Do you know what ended up changing this, and is there a copy of the full color Erin Tarn poster sans Rifter title around somewhere?

An impressive display of Thread Necromancy well done sir.

BWW turn a blind eye to necromancy, so should you.