Robotech Blooper Reels
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Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
Sean: "Could be worse...at least she's not using me as a human basketball. Hey...what's with the over-sized golf club!?"
Regis: "FFFOOOOORRREEE"
Iigaa #1: <<I see our Regis has found a passion for human sports.>>
Iigaa #2: <<At least she's not using US for stress-relief!!>>
Regis: "FFFOOOOORRREEE"
Iigaa #1: <<I see our Regis has found a passion for human sports.>>
Iigaa #2: <<At least she's not using US for stress-relief!!>>
They can't see me...Right!?
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Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
Saturn Fleet Planner: "And here are the latest orbital photographs of Reflex Point,"
General Reinhardt: 'What are those large areas around it?"
Data Analyst: "THose appear to be new activity. We're not sure exactly WHAT they are. We believe they're related to the protoculture farms nearby, though. The Invid seem to be clearing land and grooming the landscape, possibly in preparation for planting."
Old Warhorse Colonel: "You know, I'd swear those look like golf greens...that's a water hazard...those appear to be sand bunkers."
SFP: "Oh, do be serious...."
DA: "BUNKERS?! The Invid are clearly reinforcing their defenses!"
Reinhardt: "We're going to need bigger missiles."
General Reinhardt: 'What are those large areas around it?"
Data Analyst: "THose appear to be new activity. We're not sure exactly WHAT they are. We believe they're related to the protoculture farms nearby, though. The Invid seem to be clearing land and grooming the landscape, possibly in preparation for planting."
Old Warhorse Colonel: "You know, I'd swear those look like golf greens...that's a water hazard...those appear to be sand bunkers."
SFP: "Oh, do be serious...."
DA: "BUNKERS?! The Invid are clearly reinforcing their defenses!"
Reinhardt: "We're going to need bigger missiles."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
taalismn wrote:Arnie100 wrote:Regis: "Well, I see you're only useful as a stress-relief doll!"
"Human Sean Philips, your lack of cooperation disturbs me..."
"Oh no, not the damn Force Cho*GHACK!*"
Suddenly, a gang of lawyers appears in the Hive.
"Excuse me Miss Regis! We represent the Disney Corporation ... This is an immediate cease and desist order."
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Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
Famous Last Words(Khyron):
"Okay, course locked to ram! To the escape pods! ....whattyahmean we don't have any?"
"You know, Azonia, in a good light like this, you're really UGLY."
"Hah! Let's see them TRY to collect on my parking tickets now! Bwahahahahah!"
"Hah! With all the extra life points I scored, I can AFFORD to die once or twice!"
"KKKKKHHHHHAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!"
"SPPPPPOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!"
"VALLLHHHAAAAAALLLLLLAAAAAAAAA!!!!"
"THISSSIIISSSGGGONNNNAAAHHHUUURRRRRRRTTTTTTTT!!!"
"I CHANGED MY MIND! I DON'T WANNNAAADDDIIIEEEE!!!!"
"Azonia, what if the afterlife IS kittens and ponies?!"
"Okay, course locked to ram! To the escape pods! ....whattyahmean we don't have any?"
"You know, Azonia, in a good light like this, you're really UGLY."
"Hah! Let's see them TRY to collect on my parking tickets now! Bwahahahahah!"
"Hah! With all the extra life points I scored, I can AFFORD to die once or twice!"
"KKKKKHHHHHAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!"
"SPPPPPOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!"
"VALLLHHHAAAAAALLLLLLAAAAAAAAA!!!!"
"THISSSIIISSSGGGONNNNAAAHHHUUURRRRRRRTTTTTTTT!!!"
"I CHANGED MY MIND! I DON'T WANNNAAADDDIIIEEEE!!!!"
"Azonia, what if the afterlife IS kittens and ponies?!"
-------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
taalismn wrote:Famous Last Words(Khyron):
"Okay, course locked to ram! To the escape pods! ....whattyahmean we don't have any?"
"You know, Azonia, in a good light like this, you're really UGLY."
"Hah! Let's see them TRY to collect on my parking tickets now! Bwahahahahah!"
"Hah! With all the extra life points I scored, I can AFFORD to die once or twice!"
"KKKKKHHHHHAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!"
"SPPPPPOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!"
"VALLLHHHAAAAAALLLLLLAAAAAAAAA!!!!"
"THISSSIIISSSGGGONNNNAAAHHHUUURRRRRRRTTTTTTTT!!!"
"I CHANGED MY MIND! I DON'T WANNNAAADDDIIIEEEE!!!!"
"Azonia, what if the afterlife IS kittens and ponies?!"
"Go ahead Gloval! Smoke em if you got em! It ain't going to matter!!!"
"How come Grel's tunnel was bright and full of light, and mine is dark and full of fire?"
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Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
"Whattya mean I'll never work in anime again after this?! WE HAD A DEAAAALLLLLLLLL!!!!"
"Frankly, Azonia, the sex wasn't that good either-"
"What do you mean, 'some of them escape'?! I had a PERFECT score locked in-"
"What?! They launched the whole bridge as a lifeboat?! That wasn't in the script! Hey! THEY CAN'T DO THA-!!!"
"'They made their dodge roll?! A DODGE ROLL?! HOW THE HELL DID THEY DO -THAT-?! THE THING'S A WRECK!! WELL SHI-"
"Frankly, Azonia, the sex wasn't that good either-"
"What do you mean, 'some of them escape'?! I had a PERFECT score locked in-"
"What?! They launched the whole bridge as a lifeboat?! That wasn't in the script! Hey! THEY CAN'T DO THA-!!!"
"'They made their dodge roll?! A DODGE ROLL?! HOW THE HELL DID THEY DO -THAT-?! THE THING'S A WRECK!! WELL SHI-"
-------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
"Oh, for Protoculture's sake, keep that crazy human female AWAY from me!"
They can't see me...Right!?
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Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
"Actually, Azonia, I think Minmei's better-looking than you are."
"Really, 'Doctor Banner', what can a puny human like you do before I crush your pathetic little body to pa-"
"Really, Grel, don't be so gullible! HUmans can't REALLY fly without mecha! They especially do not do so while wearing blue tights and a red ca-"
"Really, 'Doctor Banner', what can a puny human like you do before I crush your pathetic little body to pa-"
"Really, Grel, don't be so gullible! HUmans can't REALLY fly without mecha! They especially do not do so while wearing blue tights and a red ca-"
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
"Who is this 'Harry Potter' and why is he pointing a stick at me?"
They can't see me...Right!?
Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
Arnie100 wrote:Sean: "Could be worse...at least she's not using me as a human basketball. Hey...what's with the over-sized golf club!?"
Regis: "FFFOOOOORRREEE"
Iigaa #1: <<I see our Regis has found a passion for human sports.>>
Iigaa #2: <<At least she's not using US for stress-relief!!>>
taalismn wrote:Saturn Fleet Planner: "And here are the latest orbital photographs of Reflex Point,"
General Reinhardt: 'What are those large areas around it?"
Data Analyst: "THose appear to be new activity. We're not sure exactly WHAT they are. We believe they're related to the protoculture farms nearby, though. The Invid seem to be clearing land and grooming the landscape, possibly in preparation for planting."
Old Warhorse Colonel: "You know, I'd swear those look like golf greens...that's a water hazard...those appear to be sand bunkers."
SFP: "Oh, do be serious...."
DA: "BUNKERS?! The Invid are clearly reinforcing their defenses!"
Reinhardt: "We're going to need bigger missiles."
SRoss wrote:taalismn wrote:Arnie100 wrote:Regis: "Well, I see you're only useful as a stress-relief doll!"
"Human Sean Philips, your lack of cooperation disturbs me..."
"Oh no, not the damn Force Cho*GHACK!*"
Suddenly, a gang of lawyers appears in the Hive.
"Excuse me Miss Regis! We represent the Disney Corporation ... This is an immediate cease and desist order."
taalismn wrote:Famous Last Words(Khyron):
"Okay, course locked to ram! To the escape pods! ....whattyahmean we don't have any?"
"You know, Azonia, in a good light like this, you're really UGLY."
"Hah! Let's see them TRY to collect on my parking tickets now! Bwahahahahah!"
"Hah! With all the extra life points I scored, I can AFFORD to die once or twice!"
"KKKKKHHHHHAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!"
"SPPPPPOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!"
"VALLLHHHAAAAAALLLLLLAAAAAAAAA!!!!"
"THISSSIIISSSGGGONNNNAAAHHHUUURRRRRRRTTTTTTTT!!!"
"I CHANGED MY MIND! I DON'T WANNNAAADDDIIIEEEE!!!!"
"Azonia, what if the afterlife IS kittens and ponies?!"
SRoss wrote:taalismn wrote:Famous Last Words(Khyron):
"Okay, course locked to ram! To the escape pods! ....whattyahmean we don't have any?"
"You know, Azonia, in a good light like this, you're really UGLY."
"Hah! Let's see them TRY to collect on my parking tickets now! Bwahahahahah!"
"Hah! With all the extra life points I scored, I can AFFORD to die once or twice!"
"KKKKKHHHHHAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!"
"SPPPPPOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!"
"VALLLHHHAAAAAALLLLLLAAAAAAAAA!!!!"
"THISSSIIISSSGGGONNNNAAAHHHUUURRRRRRRTTTTTTTT!!!"
"I CHANGED MY MIND! I DON'T WANNNAAADDDIIIEEEE!!!!"
"Azonia, what if the afterlife IS kittens and ponies?!"
"Go ahead Gloval! Smoke em if you got em! It ain't going to matter!!!"
"How come Grel's tunnel was bright and full of light, and mine is dark and full of fire?"
taalismn wrote:"Whattya mean I'll never work in anime again after this?! WE HAD A DEAAAALLLLLLLLL!!!!"
"Frankly, Azonia, the sex wasn't that good either-"
"What do you mean, 'some of them escape'?! I had a PERFECT score locked in-"
"What?! They launched the whole bridge as a lifeboat?! That wasn't in the script! Hey! THEY CAN'T DO THA-!!!"
"'They made their dodge roll?! A DODGE ROLL?! HOW THE HELL DID THEY DO -THAT-?! THE THING'S A WRECK!! WELL SHI-"
Arnie100 wrote:"Oh, for Protoculture's sake, keep that crazy human female AWAY from me!"
taalismn wrote:"Actually, Azonia, I think Minmei's better-looking than you are."
"Really, 'Doctor Banner', what can a puny human like you do before I crush your pathetic little body to pa-"
"Really, Grel, don't be so gullible! HUmans can't REALLY fly without mecha! They especially do not do so while wearing blue tights and a red ca-"
Arnie100 wrote:"Who is this 'Harry Potter' and why is he pointing a stick at me?"
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Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
"I lost chick appeal to a sparkly WHAT?!"
(Cue the opening credits of 'Khyron the Vampire-Stabber")
(Cue the opening credits of 'Khyron the Vampire-Stabber")
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
Arnie100 wrote:"We've been bought out by Disney!?"
taalismn wrote:"I lost chick appeal to a sparkly WHAT?!"
(Cue the opening credits of 'Khyron the Vampire-Stabber")
And wow, over 4000 posts for me.
Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
"Mirror, mirror on the wall...who's the fairest of them all?"
(Mirror shatters into a million pieces)
"What are you trying to tell me!?"
(Mirror shatters into a million pieces)
"What are you trying to tell me!?"
They can't see me...Right!?
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Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
Arnie100 wrote:"Mirror, mirror on the wall...who's the fairest of them all?"
(Mirror shatters into a million pieces)
"What are you trying to tell me!?"
"Azonia, I KNOW Disney cast you as the Wicked Queen in this remake, but you CAN'T just order the Magic Mirror to give you targeting coordinates..."
"How about ordering my men to burn down the forest?"
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
"Azonia..."
"Fine...if I can't burn down the forest like they did in that Robin Hood movie, I'll blast the whole thing from orbit. It's the only way to be sure I 'll get those nasty dwarves."
"Azonia, this is supposed to be kid-friendly..."
"Fine...if I can't burn down the forest like they did in that Robin Hood movie, I'll blast the whole thing from orbit. It's the only way to be sure I 'll get those nasty dwarves."
"Azonia, this is supposed to be kid-friendly..."
They can't see me...Right!?
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Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
"Mister Khyron! The woodsman is supposed to SPARE Snow White!"
"What would be the point of that?"
"What would be the point of that?"
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
Minmei: (Pointing an Assault Rifle) "OK!!! WE'RE GOING TO DO THIS AGAIN, AND WE'RE GOING TO KEEP ON DOING IT UNTIL YOU GET IT RIGHT!!!"
Rick, Khyron & Kyle: (Frightened) "It's a small world afterall! It's a small world afterall!!!"
Rick, Khyron & Kyle: (Frightened) "It's a small world afterall! It's a small world afterall!!!"
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Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
"Boss, we got a problem on the 'Sleeping Beauty' set."
"Oh, god, what is this time? Flower of Life in the vines overgrowing the castle? That dragon we got from the Genesis Pits get loose?
"No, that Hayes, Lynn, and Graham women all showed up in identical costume for the 'Waking Kiss' scene and started fighting each other again."
"Argh! I was SO sure I had a winner casting that Hunter guy as Prince Charming! Well, whoever wins, cover their bruises with make-up and stick 'em in the crystal coffin! We are NOT delaying this shoot any more!!!"
"Oh, god, what is this time? Flower of Life in the vines overgrowing the castle? That dragon we got from the Genesis Pits get loose?
"No, that Hayes, Lynn, and Graham women all showed up in identical costume for the 'Waking Kiss' scene and started fighting each other again."
"Argh! I was SO sure I had a winner casting that Hunter guy as Prince Charming! Well, whoever wins, cover their bruises with make-up and stick 'em in the crystal coffin! We are NOT delaying this shoot any more!!!"
-------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
taalismn wrote:"Boss, we got a problem on the 'Sleeping Beauty' set."
"Oh, god, what is this time? Flower of Life in the vines overgrowing the castle? That dragon we got from the Genesis Pits get loose?
"No, that Hayes, Lynn, and Graham women all showed up in identical costume for the 'Waking Kiss' scene and started fighting each other again."
"Argh! I was SO sure I had a winner casting that Hunter guy as Prince Charming! Well, whoever wins, cover their bruises with make-up and stick 'em in the crystal coffin! We are NOT delaying this shoot any more!!!"
Minmei: "At last!! With those three out of the way, Rick will be all mine!! Besides...I'm the only one with REAL tal -- " (Minmei suddenly vanishes)
Regis: "Does anyone have any objections if I were this "Sleeping Beauty?"
They can't see me...Right!?
Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
Arnie100 wrote:"Mirror, mirror on the wall...who's the fairest of them all?"
(Mirror shatters into a million pieces)
"What are you trying to tell me!?"
taalismn wrote:Arnie100 wrote:"Mirror, mirror on the wall...who's the fairest of them all?"
(Mirror shatters into a million pieces)
"What are you trying to tell me!?"
"Azonia, I KNOW Disney cast you as the Wicked Queen in this remake, but you CAN'T just order the Magic Mirror to give you targeting coordinates..."
"How about ordering my men to burn down the forest?"
Arnie100 wrote:"Azonia..."
"Fine...if I can't burn down the forest like they did in that Robin Hood movie, I'll blast the whole thing from orbit. It's the only way to be sure I 'll get those nasty dwarves."
"Azonia, this is supposed to be kid-friendly..."
taalismn wrote:"Mister Khyron! The woodsman is supposed to SPARE Snow White!"
"What would be the point of that?"
SRoss wrote:Minmei: (Pointing an Assault Rifle) "OK!!! WE'RE GOING TO DO THIS AGAIN, AND WE'RE GOING TO KEEP ON DOING IT UNTIL YOU GET IT RIGHT!!!"
Rick, Khyron & Kyle: (Frightened) "It's a small world afterall! It's a small world afterall!!!"
taalismn wrote:"Boss, we got a problem on the 'Sleeping Beauty' set."
"Oh, god, what is this time? Flower of Life in the vines overgrowing the castle? That dragon we got from the Genesis Pits get loose?
"No, that Hayes, Lynn, and Graham women all showed up in identical costume for the 'Waking Kiss' scene and started fighting each other again."
"Argh! I was SO sure I had a winner casting that Hunter guy as Prince Charming! Well, whoever wins, cover their bruises with make-up and stick 'em in the crystal coffin! We are NOT delaying this shoot any more!!!"
Arnie100 wrote:taalismn wrote:"Boss, we got a problem on the 'Sleeping Beauty' set."
"Oh, god, what is this time? Flower of Life in the vines overgrowing the castle? That dragon we got from the Genesis Pits get loose?
"No, that Hayes, Lynn, and Graham women all showed up in identical costume for the 'Waking Kiss' scene and started fighting each other again."
"Argh! I was SO sure I had a winner casting that Hunter guy as Prince Charming! Well, whoever wins, cover their bruises with make-up and stick 'em in the crystal coffin! We are NOT delaying this shoot any more!!!"
Minmei: "At last!! With those three out of the way, Rick will be all mine!! Besides...I'm the only one with REAL tal -- " (Minmei suddenly vanishes)
Regis: "Does anyone have any objections if I were this "Sleeping Beauty?"
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"How you holding up, Scott?"
"Rand! PLEASE! They monitor us to make sure we don't slip out of character!"
"Okay, right. How you holding up, BUZZ?"
"Rand! PLEASE! They monitor us to make sure we don't slip out of character!"
"Okay, right. How you holding up, BUZZ?"
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
Annie; "Look, I got a new Mr. Snuggles!" (Dragging a gagged and hog-tied Mickey)
Simba: "Everyone, SCATTER!" (Disney animal characters flee in all directions)
Simba: "Everyone, SCATTER!" (Disney animal characters flee in all directions)
They can't see me...Right!?
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Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
Gryphon wrote:Ummm...is this the part where Minnie steps in and cordially kicks Annie's little ragga muffin ass now?!
Because, to quote a meme, "One does not simply "take" The Mouse!"
Mulan: "Oh, it is ON, you Korean hick!"
Minmei: "Just try it, you stuck-up Manchu mare!"
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
Gryphon wrote:Ummm...is this the part where Minnie steps in and cordially kicks Annie's little ragga muffin ass now?!
Because, to quote a meme, "One does not simply "take" The Mouse!"
Annie: "Look, I even got a Mrs. Snuggles!"
They can't see me...Right!?
Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
taalismn wrote:Gryphon wrote:Ummm...is this the part where Minnie steps in and cordially kicks Annie's little ragga muffin ass now?!
Because, to quote a meme, "One does not simply "take" The Mouse!"
Mulan: "Oh, it is ON, you Korean hick!"
Minmei: "Just try it, you stuck-up Manchu mare!"
Rick: "Chick fight!!" ( Pulls out a video camera)
They can't see me...Right!?
Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
Isn't Minmei a Chinese/Japanese half-breed?
Goofy: "Hyuk, yuk! You girls really shouldn't fight..."
Rick ducks as Goofy's disembodied head flies by.
Arnie100 wrote:taalismn wrote:Mulan: "Oh, it is ON, you Korean hick!"
Minmei: "Just try it, you stuck-up Manchu mare!"
Rick: "Chick fight!!" ( Pulls out a video camera)
Goofy: "Hyuk, yuk! You girls really shouldn't fight..."
Rick ducks as Goofy's disembodied head flies by.
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Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
SRoss wrote:Isn't Minmei a Chinese/Japanese half-breed?Arnie100 wrote:taalismn wrote:Mulan: "Oh, it is ON, you Korean hick!"
Minmei: "Just try it, you stuck-up Manchu mare!"
Rick: "Chick fight!!" ( Pulls out a video camera)
Goofy: "Hyuk, yuk! You girls really shouldn't fight..."
Rick ducks as Goofy's disembodied head flies by.
"UGH!!!! PLUTO JUST GOT BIT!!!!"
"Damn it, man! That's a rabid pollinator! Only one thing to do now."
"Get Pluto to the vet quick?!"
"Nope. Too late for that."(ker-chak!)
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
"Yeah, Commander Fokker, some guy named Tailspin took up your fighter. Something about getting it washed..."
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Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
SRoss wrote:"Yeah, Commander Fokker, some guy named Tailspin took up your fighter. Something about getting it washed..."
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Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
glitterboy2098 wrote:SRoss wrote:"Yeah, Commander Fokker, some guy named Tailspin took up your fighter. Something about getting it washed..."
TaleSpin
Slight error on my part, the guy's name is Baloo.
Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
taalismn wrote:"How you holding up, Scott?"
"Rand! PLEASE! They monitor us to make sure we don't slip out of character!"
"Okay, right. How you holding up, BUZZ?"
Arnie100 wrote:Annie; "Look, I got a new Mr. Snuggles!" (Dragging a gagged and hog-tied Mickey)
Simba: "Everyone, SCATTER!" (Disney animal characters flee in all directions)
Gryphon wrote:Ummm...is this the part where Minnie steps in and cordially kicks Annie's little ragga muffin ass now?!
Because, to quote a meme, "One does not simply "take" The Mouse!"
taalismn wrote:Gryphon wrote:Ummm...is this the part where Minnie steps in and cordially kicks Annie's little ragga muffin ass now?!
Because, to quote a meme, "One does not simply "take" The Mouse!"
Mulan: "Oh, it is ON, you Korean hick!"
Minmei: "Just try it, you stuck-up Manchu mare!"
Arnie100 wrote:Gryphon wrote:Ummm...is this the part where Minnie steps in and cordially kicks Annie's little ragga muffin ass now?!
Because, to quote a meme, "One does not simply "take" The Mouse!"
Annie: "Look, I even got a Mrs. Snuggles!"
Arnie100 wrote:taalismn wrote:Gryphon wrote:Ummm...is this the part where Minnie steps in and cordially kicks Annie's little ragga muffin ass now?!
Because, to quote a meme, "One does not simply "take" The Mouse!"
Mulan: "Oh, it is ON, you Korean hick!"
Minmei: "Just try it, you stuck-up Manchu mare!"
Rick: "Chick fight!!" ( Pulls out a video camera)
SRoss wrote:Isn't Minmei a Chinese/Japanese half-breed?Arnie100 wrote:taalismn wrote:Mulan: "Oh, it is ON, you Korean hick!"
Minmei: "Just try it, you stuck-up Manchu mare!"
Rick: "Chick fight!!" ( Pulls out a video camera)
Goofy: "Hyuk, yuk! You girls really shouldn't fight..."
Rick ducks as Goofy's disembodied head flies by.
taalismn wrote:SRoss wrote:Isn't Minmei a Chinese/Japanese half-breed?Arnie100 wrote:taalismn wrote:Mulan: "Oh, it is ON, you Korean hick!"
Minmei: "Just try it, you stuck-up Manchu mare!"
Rick: "Chick fight!!" ( Pulls out a video camera)
Goofy: "Hyuk, yuk! You girls really shouldn't fight..."
Rick ducks as Goofy's disembodied head flies by.
"UGH!!!! PLUTO JUST GOT BIT!!!!"
"Damn it, man! That's a rabid pollinator! Only one thing to do now."
"Get Pluto to the vet quick?!"
"Nope. Too late for that."(ker-chak!)
SRoss wrote:"Yeah, Commander Fokker, some guy named Tailspin took up your fighter. Something about getting it washed..."
SRoss wrote:glitterboy2098 wrote:SRoss wrote:"Yeah, Commander Fokker, some guy named Tailspin took up your fighter. Something about getting it washed..."
TaleSpin
Slight error on my part, the guy's name is Baloo.
Brings back good memories. Enjoyed those shows when I was little.
Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
"Where are Minmei and Mulan?"
"The board of Directors got upset over the Goofy incident. They've been recast for the Jabba's Palace bedroom scene."
Minmei and Mulan: (Hog tied and gaged) "#Mmmmmmf!!!#"
"The board of Directors got upset over the Goofy incident. They've been recast for the Jabba's Palace bedroom scene."
Minmei and Mulan: (Hog tied and gaged) "#Mmmmmmf!!!#"
Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
taalismn wrote:Famous Last Words(Khyron):
"Azonia, would now be a bad time to tell you the condom broke?"
Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
SRoss wrote:"Where are Minmei and Mulan?"
"The board of Directors got upset over the Goofy incident. They've been recast for the Jabba's Palace bedroom scene."
Minmei and Mulan: (Hog tied and gaged) "#Mmmmmmf!!!#"
"They originally thought about dressing 'em up and giving them to Annie, but they decided that was cruel and unusual punishment."
They can't see me...Right!?
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Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
"Guys, since WHEN does Pinnochio and Jepetto get chased around Monstro's stomach by giants in body armor with big guns?!"
"Since SOMEBODY decided to save money by substituting a Zentraedi BATTLECRUISER for the giant whale!"
"....gggrrrrrrrr....."
"....gggrrrrrrrr....."
"Since SOMEBODY decided to save money by substituting a Zentraedi BATTLECRUISER for the giant whale!"
"....gggrrrrrrrr....."
"....gggrrrrrrrr....."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
Khyron: "Wait, if I'm playing the Beast...who's Belle?"
Sammie: "That would be ME."
Khyron: "OH. NO."
Sammie: "That would be ME."
Khyron: "OH. NO."
They can't see me...Right!?
Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
SRoss wrote:"Where are Minmei and Mulan?"
"The board of Directors got upset over the Goofy incident. They've been recast for the Jabba's Palace bedroom scene."
Minmei and Mulan: (Hog tied and gaged) "#Mmmmmmf!!!#"
SRoss wrote:taalismn wrote:Famous Last Words(Khyron):
"Azonia, would now be a bad time to tell you the condom broke?"
Arnie100 wrote:SRoss wrote:"Where are Minmei and Mulan?"
"The board of Directors got upset over the Goofy incident. They've been recast for the Jabba's Palace bedroom scene."
Minmei and Mulan: (Hog tied and gaged) "#Mmmmmmf!!!#"
"They originally thought about dressing 'em up and giving them to Annie, but they decided that was cruel and unusual punishment."
taalismn wrote:"Guys, since WHEN does Pinnochio and Jepetto get chased around Monstro's stomach by giants in body armor with big guns?!"
"Since SOMEBODY decided to save money by substituting a Zentraedi BATTLECRUISER for the giant whale!"
"....gggrrrrrrrr....."
"....gggrrrrrrrr....."
Arnie100 wrote:Khyron: "Wait, if I'm playing the Beast...who's Belle?"
Sammie: "That would be ME."
Khyron: "OH. NO."
Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
SDF-1 new owner: Scrouge McDuck.
Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
"Ladies and Gentlemen, meet your new captain: Donald Duck."
They can't see me...Right!?
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Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
"Boss...we should really rethink this Robotech acquisition thing..."
"Why? Managed right it could be a seriously hot addition to our media network!"
"Sir, I've got guys in space age armor all over the Magic Castle..."
"So what? Adds a bit of the fantastic to the overall park atmosphere. Nothing new there."
"Boss, they were discussing TACTICAL CHOKEPOINTS, ASSEMBLY AREAS, and FIELDS OF FIRE."
"Why? Managed right it could be a seriously hot addition to our media network!"
"Sir, I've got guys in space age armor all over the Magic Castle..."
"So what? Adds a bit of the fantastic to the overall park atmosphere. Nothing new there."
"Boss, they were discussing TACTICAL CHOKEPOINTS, ASSEMBLY AREAS, and FIELDS OF FIRE."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
taalismn wrote:"Boss...we should really rethink this Robotech acquisition thing..."
"Why? Managed right it could be a seriously hot addition to our media network!"
"Sir, I've got guys in space age armor all over the Magic Castle..."
"So what? Adds a bit of the fantastic to the overall park atmosphere. Nothing new there."
"Boss, they were discussing TACTICAL CHOKEPOINTS, ASSEMBLY AREAS, and FIELDS OF FIRE."
Nova leaned back in the throne, HER throne, everything was going according to plan.
Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
SRoss wrote:taalismn wrote:"Boss...we should really rethink this Robotech acquisition thing..."
"Why? Managed right it could be a seriously hot addition to our media network!"
"Sir, I've got guys in space age armor all over the Magic Castle..."
"So what? Adds a bit of the fantastic to the overall park atmosphere. Nothing new there."
"Boss, they were discussing TACTICAL CHOKEPOINTS, ASSEMBLY AREAS, and FIELDS OF FIRE."
Nova leaned back in the throne, HER throne, everything was going according to plan.
Hail to the Queen, baby!
They can't see me...Right!?
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Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
Only have to wait 6 1/2 more hours...
and we'll what, have thirty minutes of blessed peace and quiet before the NEXT round begins?
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
Arnie100 wrote:"Ladies and Gentlemen, meet your new captain: Donald Duck."
taalismn wrote:"Boss...we should really rethink this Robotech acquisition thing..."
"Why? Managed right it could be a seriously hot addition to our media network!"
"Sir, I've got guys in space age armor all over the Magic Castle..."
"So what? Adds a bit of the fantastic to the overall park atmosphere. Nothing new there."
"Boss, they were discussing TACTICAL CHOKEPOINTS, ASSEMBLY AREAS, and FIELDS OF FIRE."
SRoss wrote:taalismn wrote:"Boss...we should really rethink this Robotech acquisition thing..."
"Why? Managed right it could be a seriously hot addition to our media network!"
"Sir, I've got guys in space age armor all over the Magic Castle..."
"So what? Adds a bit of the fantastic to the overall park atmosphere. Nothing new there."
"Boss, they were discussing TACTICAL CHOKEPOINTS, ASSEMBLY AREAS, and FIELDS OF FIRE."
Nova leaned back in the throne, HER throne, everything was going according to plan.
Isn't always.
Arnie100 wrote:SRoss wrote:taalismn wrote:"Boss...we should really rethink this Robotech acquisition thing..."
"Why? Managed right it could be a seriously hot addition to our media network!"
"Sir, I've got guys in space age armor all over the Magic Castle..."
"So what? Adds a bit of the fantastic to the overall park atmosphere. Nothing new there."
"Boss, they were discussing TACTICAL CHOKEPOINTS, ASSEMBLY AREAS, and FIELDS OF FIRE."
Nova leaned back in the throne, HER throne, everything was going according to plan.
Hail to the Queen, baby!
taalismn wrote:
Only have to wait 6 1/2 more hours...
and we'll what, have thirty minutes of blessed peace and quiet before the NEXT round begins?
Which will seem like two seconds.
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Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
These days I never seem to vote for the person with the greatest vision, I vote for the one who'll do the less damage, and occasionally I vote to keep THAT idiot away from office.
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
taalismn wrote:These days I never seem to vote for the person with the greatest vision, I vote for the one who'll do the less damage, and occasionally I vote to keep THAT idiot away from office.
Sounds like Canadian elections.
Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
SRoss wrote:taalismn wrote:These days I never seem to vote for the person with the greatest vision, I vote for the one who'll do the less damage, and occasionally I vote to keep THAT idiot away from office.
Sounds like Canadian elections.
Word up... except MOST of the time, we canucks tend to keep the mud-slinging down to a minimum between candidates.
That is until about 8 years ago
Ah well...
Bind the body to the opened mind
Bind the body to the opened mind
I dream of towers in a world consumed
A void in the sentient sky
I dream of fissures across the moon
Leaves of the lotus rise
~Dream Again By Miracle of Sound
Bind the body to the opened mind
I dream of towers in a world consumed
A void in the sentient sky
I dream of fissures across the moon
Leaves of the lotus rise
~Dream Again By Miracle of Sound
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Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
Ah! Freedom at last! Sure, we have a deadlock Congress again, but in local elections, the important battle was won! And early indications are, the would-be won't run again!
Ah, blessed be the peace! The yard signs have disappeared overnight!
Either that, or they're buried under the 6+ inches of snow we were NOT predicted as supposedly getting....
Ah, blessed be the peace! The yard signs have disappeared overnight!
Either that, or they're buried under the 6+ inches of snow we were NOT predicted as supposedly getting....
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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