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"Slaanesh, meet Bloopers Annie. Annie, meet Slaa---where did that pointy-eared #####er go?!"

taalismn wrote:"Slaanesh, meet Bloopers Annie. Annie, meet Slaa---where did that pointy-eared #####er go?!"

Just went back to the first page of this topic. Wow, coming this January, this topic will have been going for 6 years.

Alpha 11 wrote::shock: Just went back to the first page of this topic. Wow, coming this January, this topic will have been going for 6 years.

So much time, so little progress.

taalismn wrote:

Alpha 11 wrote::shock: Just went back to the first page of this topic. Wow, coming this January, this topic will have been going for 6 years.

So much time, so little progress.

*walks in with his arms crossed and shoots a glare at Taalismn* Well then, you had better get back to work on this thread now, shouldn't you? After all, it seems that you've been slacking off. Especially with the "Game of Pain".

Signed,
Rathorc Lemenger.

Rathorc Lemenger wrote:*walks in with his arms crossed and shoots a glare at Taalismn* Well then, you had better get back to work on this thread now, shouldn't you? After all, it seems that you've been slacking off. Especially with the "Game of Pain".

Signed,
Rathorc Lemenger.

Rathorc Lemenger wrote:*walks in with his arms crossed and shoots a glare at Taalismn* Well then, you had better get back to work on this thread now, shouldn't you? After all, it seems that you've been slacking off. Especially with the "Game of Pain".

Signed,
Rathorc Lemenger.

I'd share my blazing headache if you really want 'Game of Pain'.......

Hansel: "Does this mean we get to play with Edwards some more."

Gretel: "Oh he twitched ever so delightfully when we stuck that pin though his brain."

No thanks, Taalismn. I get plenty of pressure headaches as it is.

Signed,
Rathorc Lemenger.

Rathorc Lemenger wrote:No thanks, Taalismn. I get plenty of pressure headaches as it is.

Signed,
Rathorc Lemenger.

Damn it...I was going to one-up the Voltron team with my new battlecry:
"FORM BLAZING HEADACHE!!!!"

taalismn wrote:

Rathorc Lemenger wrote:*walks in with his arms crossed and shoots a glare at Taalismn* Well then, you had better get back to work on this thread now, shouldn't you? After all, it seems that you've been slacking off. Especially with the "Game of Pain".

Signed,
Rathorc Lemenger.

I'd share my blazing headache if you really want 'Game of Pain'.......

SRoss wrote:Hansel: "Does this mean we get to play with Edwards some more."

Gretel: "Oh he twitched ever so delightfully when we stuck that pin though his brain."

Really felt sorry for those kids.

Rathorc Lemenger wrote:No thanks, Taalismn. I get plenty of pressure headaches as it is.

Signed,
Rathorc Lemenger.

Don't we all?

taalismn wrote:

Rathorc Lemenger wrote:No thanks, Taalismn. I get plenty of pressure headaches as it is.

Signed,
Rathorc Lemenger.

Damn it...I was going to one-up the Voltron team with my new battlecry:
"FORM BLAZING HEADACHE!!!!"

Blazing Headache...works on BOTH Drul and Voltron forces. It's sort of a win-win attack, paying them back for the annoyance.

It's...well, imagine your worst migraine cubed...or that your head is being beaten on the Cosmic Forge with the Hammer of Thor... In short, not the sort of headache that aspirin makes go away.

taalismn wrote:Blazing Headache...works on BOTH Drul and Voltron forces. It's sort of a win-win attack, paying them back for the annoyance.

It's...well, imagine your worst migraine cubed...or that your head is being beaten on the Cosmic Forge with the Hammer of Thor... In short, not the sort of headache that aspirin makes go away.

General Zod began his one man rampage on Tokyo 3. Suddenly a masked figure appeared before him.

Zod: (Icily) "Who ... are you."

Sean: "I'M RAPEMAN!!!"

Before he can react, Zod is trampled by an army of maids...

SRoss wrote:General Zod began his one man rampage on Tokyo 3. Suddenly a masked figure appeared before him.

Zod: (Icily) "Who ... are you."

Sean: "I'M RAPEMAN!!!"

Before he can react, Zod is trampled by an army of maids...

Zod: "You Terrans are...PERVERSE!!!"

SRoss wrote:General Zod began his one man rampage on Tokyo 3. Suddenly a masked figure appeared before him.

Zod: (Icily) "Who ... are you."

Sean: "I'M RAPEMAN!!!"

Before he can react, Zod is trampled by an army of maids...

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:General Zod began his one man rampage on Tokyo 3. Suddenly a masked figure appeared before him.

Zod: (Icily) "Who ... are you."

Sean: "I'M RAPEMAN!!!"

Before he can react, Zod is trampled by an army of maids...

Zod: "You Terrans are...PERVERSE!!!"

SRoss: "Are you sure we should be plugging that into the Dimensional Portal Generator?"

Arnie100: "How else am I supposed to Microwave a banana?"

SRoss wrote:

WHAT'S GOING ON WITH THE 4[sup]th[/sup] WALL ON THE BLOOPER REEL

SRoss: "Are you sure we should be plugging that into the Dimensional Portal Generator?"

Arnie100: "How else am I supposed to Microwave a banana?"

SRoss wrote:

WHAT'S GOING ON WITH THE 4[sup]th[/sup] WALL ON THE BLOOPER REEL

SRoss: "Are you sure we should be plugging that into the Dimensional Portal Generator?"

Arnie100: "How else am I supposed to Microwave a banana?"

I take it this banana is the size of 'Babylon 5'?

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:

WHAT'S GOING ON WITH THE 4[sup]th[/sup] WALL ON THE BLOOPER REEL

SRoss: "Are you sure we should be plugging that into the Dimensional Portal Generator?"

Arnie100: "How else am I supposed to Microwave a banana?"

I take it this banana is the size of 'Babylon 5'?

Its a Stein's Gate reference.

SRoss wrote:[

Its a Stein's Gate reference.

Just be careful if you wash it down with Tang....that might be the human race from one of the Evangelion Post-3I universes.....

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:

WHAT'S GOING ON WITH THE 4[sup]th[/sup] WALL ON THE BLOOPER REEL

SRoss: "Are you sure we should be plugging that into the Dimensional Portal Generator?"

Arnie100: "How else am I supposed to Microwave a banana?"

I take it this banana is the size of 'Babylon 5'?

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:[

Its a Stein's Gate reference.

Just be careful if you wash it down with Tang....that might be the human race from one of the Evangelion Post-3I universes.....

Angelo: "Where's Zor?"

Bowie: "Nova assigned him to a training exercise."

Angelo: "Is that such a good idea?"

Louie: "Their just conventional tanks, what could happen?"

Meanwhile ...

Zor: (In his hovertank) "Ok girls! I'm leading the enemy back toward you get ready to..."

"UTE UTE UTE!!!"

Zor:

SRoss wrote:Angelo: "Where's Zor?"

Bowie: "Nova assigned him to a training exercise."

Angelo: "Is that such a good idea?"

Louie: "Their just conventional tanks, what could happen?"

Meanwhile ...

Zor: (In his hovertank) "Ok girls! I'm leading the enemy back toward you get ready to..."

"UTE UTE UTE!!!"

Zor:

Girls und Panzers?

I suspect, but I have no clue of that series.
IMO, it's an extension of the theme of "Lolis with guns"....like 'Infinite Stratos' did with girls and high performance aircraft(although that idea had previously debuted with 'Air Bats').

Zor: (Tangled within the wreckage of his Hovertank, and slightly charred) "Why is no one helping me!?!"

"You need help?"

taalismn wrote:I suspect, but I have no clue of that series.
IMO, it's an extension of the theme of "Lolis with guns"....like 'Infinite Stratos' did with girls and high performance aircraft(although that idea had previously debuted with 'Air Bats').

Got that one. Not bad.

SRoss wrote:Zor: (Tangled within the wreckage of his Hovertank, and slightly charred) "Why is no one helping me!?!"

"You need help?"

SRoss wrote:Zor: (Tangled within the wreckage of his Hovertank, and slightly charred) "Why is no one helping me!?!"

"You need help?"

Zor: "Angelo! Thank you!"
Angelo: "Of course, we'll help you!"
Louie: "After all the help you gave us on that mothership..."
Bowie: "This is gonna be soo fun!"
Zor: "Dana?"
Dana: "I'm just gonna watch..."

Arnie100 wrote:

SRoss wrote:Zor: (Tangled within the wreckage of his Hovertank, and slightly charred) "Why is no one helping me!?!"

"You need help?"

Zor: "Angelo! Thank you!"
Angelo: "Of course, we'll help you!"
Louie: "After all the help you gave us on that mothership..."
Bowie: "This is gonna be soo fun!"
Zor: "Dana?"
Dana: "I'm just gonna watch..."

Engineer: (looking at hole between threads) "DAMN IT! Doesn't ANYBODY read and understand the 'DO NOT ENTER: CONSTRUCTION ZONE' signs anymore?!"

Arnie100 wrote:

SRoss wrote:Zor: (Tangled within the wreckage of his Hovertank, and slightly charred) "Why is no one helping me!?!"

"You need help?"

Zor: "Angelo! Thank you!"
Angelo: "Of course, we'll help you!"
Louie: "After all the help you gave us on that mothership..."
Bowie: "This is gonna be soo fun!"
Zor: "Dana?"
Dana: "I'm just gonna watch..."

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:

SRoss wrote:Zor: (Tangled within the wreckage of his Hovertank, and slightly charred) "Why is no one helping me!?!"

"You need help?"

Zor: "Angelo! Thank you!"
Angelo: "Of course, we'll help you!"
Louie: "After all the help you gave us on that mothership..."
Bowie: "This is gonna be soo fun!"
Zor: "Dana?"
Dana: "I'm just gonna watch..."

Engineer: (looking at hole between threads) "DAMN IT! Doesn't ANYBODY read and understand the 'DO NOT ENTER: CONSTRUCTION ZONE' signs anymore?!"

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:

SRoss wrote:Zor: (Tangled within the wreckage of his Hovertank, and slightly charred) "Why is no one helping me!?!"

"You need help?"

Zor: "Angelo! Thank you!"
Angelo: "Of course, we'll help you!"
Louie: "After all the help you gave us on that mothership..."
Bowie: "This is gonna be soo fun!"
Zor: "Dana?"
Dana: "I'm just gonna watch..."

Engineer: (looking at hole between threads) "DAMN IT! Doesn't ANYBODY read and understand the 'DO NOT ENTER: CONSTRUCTION ZONE' signs anymore?!"

Dana: "Signs? We don' need no stinkin' signs..."

"BEAN BANDIT!!!!!! WE"RE NOT SUPPOSED TO RUN THE FOURTH WALL????!!!"
"Heh, road rules are for whimps."

Arnie100 wrote:

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:

SRoss wrote:Zor: (Tangled within the wreckage of his Hovertank, and slightly charred) "Why is no one helping me!?!"

"You need help?"

Zor: "Angelo! Thank you!"
Angelo: "Of course, we'll help you!"
Louie: "After all the help you gave us on that mothership..."
Bowie: "This is gonna be soo fun!"
Zor: "Dana?"
Dana: "I'm just gonna watch..."

Engineer: (looking at hole between threads) "DAMN IT! Doesn't ANYBODY read and understand the 'DO NOT ENTER: CONSTRUCTION ZONE' signs anymore?!"

Dana: "Signs? We don' need no stinkin' signs..."

taalismn wrote:"BEAN BANDIT!!!!!! WE"RE NOT SUPPOSED TO RUN THE FOURTH WALL????!!!"
"Heh, road rules are for whims."

Ahgggggg.....finished reading the final GANTZ manga.
After volumes of mind-bending awesomeness, building up tension, expecting cruel twists of fate, and surviving through tedious panel-wasting pseudo-action sequences....

...rushed limp noodle ending. No pizazz at all. It's like the they just got tired and 'let's kill this off in as dull a manner as possible so we can move onto something else".
I'm surprised the characters weren't eating onion rings at the end.

taalismn wrote:Ahgggggg.....finished reading the final GANTZ manga.
After volumes of mind-bending awesomeness, building up tension, expecting cruel twists of fate, and surviving through tedious panel-wasting pseudo-action sequences....

...rushed limp noodle ending. No pizazz at all. It's like the they just got tired and 'let's kill this off in as dull a manner as possible so we can move onto something else".
I'm surprised the characters weren't eating onion rings at the end.

Sorry to hear that.

So, no GANTZ xover in protest. They don't care enough to do a good job, why should I?

taalismn wrote:So, no GANTZ xover in protest. They don't care enoigh to do a good job, why should I?

No problem, never got into the series anyways. Besides, there is more then enough out there to keep this thread going for the next 100 years. And I just realized something, have we done any Palladium crossovers in this thread, or have I just forgotten it.

Alpha 11 wrote:

taalismn wrote:So, no GANTZ xover in protest. They don't care enoigh to do a good job, why should I?

No problem, never got into the series anyways. Besides, there is more then enough out there to keep this thread going for the next 100 years. And I just realized something, have we done any Palladium crossovers in this thread, or have I just forgotten it.

Trying to avoid it, in part because they're too easy(and they get messy, real fast). Though I always thought a NEMA versus the Robotech Masters would be interesting, until one realizes that unless you can somehow conjure up what the Golden Age had for space assets(there are some hints in Mutants in Orbit, at at best that's scant and not very promising) the Masters could just go orbital bombardment on NEMA;s(and Triax's, and Russia's, and Japan's, and China's, and the South American stats, and...) ass before sending down the troops. Once the Tirolians get down, though, within strangling range, it's all over for them, what with genetically engineered soldiers, cyborgs, Juicers, robots and power armor popping out of bunkers left and right, and the U.S. Navy surfacing to maul them as well.
Worst case scenario, however; the Masters inadvertently trigger the Coming of the Rifts. Try extracting the Matrix from THAT mess.

taalismn wrote:

Alpha 11 wrote:

taalismn wrote:So, no GANTZ xover in protest. They don't care enoigh to do a good job, why should I?

No problem, never got into the series anyways. Besides, there is more then enough out there to keep this thread going for the next 100 years. And I just realized something, have we done any Palladium crossovers in this thread, or have I just forgotten it.

Trying to avoid it, in part because they're too easy(and they get messy, real fast). Though I always thought a NEMA versus the Robotech Masters would be interesting, until one realizes that unless you can somehow conjure up what the Golden Age had for space assets(there are some hints in Mutants in Orbit, at at best that's scant and not very promising) the Masters could just go orbital bombardment on NEMA;s(and Triax's, and Russia's, and Japan's, and China's, and the South American stats, and...) ass before sending down the troops. Once the Tirolians get down, though, within strangling range, it's all over for them, what with genetically engineered soldiers, cyborgs, Juicers, robots and power armor popping out of bunkers left and right, and the U.S. Navy surfacing to maul them as well.
Worst case scenario, however; the Masters inadvertently trigger the Coming of the Rifts. Try extracting the Matrix from THAT mess.

Ya, I could see that happening.

taalismn wrote:

Alpha 11 wrote:

taalismn wrote:So, no GANTZ xover in protest. They don't care enoigh to do a good job, why should I?

No problem, never got into the series anyways. Besides, there is more then enough out there to keep this thread going for the next 100 years. And I just realized something, have we done any Palladium crossovers in this thread, or have I just forgotten it.

Trying to avoid it, in part because they're too easy(and they get messy, real fast). Though I always thought a NEMA versus the Robotech Masters would be interesting, until one realizes that unless you can somehow conjure up what the Golden Age had for space assets(there are some hints in Mutants in Orbit, at at best that's scant and not very promising) the Masters could just go orbital bombardment on NEMA;s(and Triax's, and Russia's, and Japan's, and China's, and the South American stats, and...) ass before sending down the troops. Once the Tirolians get down, though, within strangling range, it's all over for them, what with genetically engineered soldiers, cyborgs, Juicers, robots and power armor popping out of bunkers left and right, and the U.S. Navy surfacing to maul them as well.
Worst case scenario, however; the Masters inadvertently trigger the Coming of the Rifts. Try extracting the Matrix from THAT mess.

Master #1: "Karno! We have a mission for you... Take this MilASS and get the Matrix."

Karno: "Excuse me Elder, but are you sure you're not Musica or her sisters in disguise."

Octavia: "Of course not! We're piloting the shuttle dropping you off."

English Knight: "Whoever those idiots were...better them than us...."

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:

Alpha 11 wrote:

taalismn wrote:So, no GANTZ xover in protest. They don't care enoigh to do a good job, why should I?

No problem, never got into the series anyways. Besides, there is more then enough out there to keep this thread going for the next 100 years. And I just realized something, have we done any Palladium crossovers in this thread, or have I just forgotten it.

Trying to avoid it, in part because they're too easy(and they get messy, real fast). Though I always thought a NEMA versus the Robotech Masters would be interesting, until one realizes that unless you can somehow conjure up what the Golden Age had for space assets(there are some hints in Mutants in Orbit, at at best that's scant and not very promising) the Masters could just go orbital bombardment on NEMA;s(and Triax's, and Russia's, and Japan's, and China's, and the South American stats, and...) ass before sending down the troops. Once the Tirolians get down, though, within strangling range, it's all over for them, what with genetically engineered soldiers, cyborgs, Juicers, robots and power armor popping out of bunkers left and right, and the U.S. Navy surfacing to maul them as well.
Worst case scenario, however; the Masters inadvertently trigger the Coming of the Rifts. Try extracting the Matrix from THAT mess.

Master #1: "Karno! We have a mission for you... Take this MilASS and get the Matrix."

Karno: "Excuse me Elder, but are you sure you're not Musica or her sisters in disguise."

Octavia: "Of course not! We're piloting the shuttle dropping you off."

taalismn wrote:English Knight: "Whoever those idiots were...better them than us...."

English Knight: "At least we didn't have to eat our musicians! Isn't that right, girl?"
Minmei: (sound of receiver being charged on a BIG automatic weapon)"Like that was an issue, RIGHT?"

taalismn wrote:English Knight: "At least we didn't have to eat our musicians! Isn't that right, girl?"
Minmei: (sound of receiver being charged on a BIG automatic weapon)"Like that was an issue, RIGHT?"

Edwards: "Well, my plan to seize control of the UEEF is progressing right along, Benson! I see no serious impediments or obstacles to my plans, even if the Plenipotentiary Council threatens to drag me before a Court of INquiry. No loose ends to be had as far as security."
"Ahem."
Edwards: "Ahem WHAT?!"
"I'm here to recover an overdue library book and the late fee you owe, Mister T.R. Edwards. Cough up both now."
Edwards: "Who and WHAT THE HELL?!"
"'The Illustrated Big Book of Revenge'; you took it out three years ago from the Middleton Public Library and never returned it. I'll have the book and the fifteen dollar late fine and I'll be on my way."
Edwards: "WHO THE HELL ARE YOU AND HOW DID YOU GET PAST MY SECURITY?!"
"I'm Rex Librus, the Head Librarian, and I asked for directions. Now, you gonna be responsible and hand over the book and the fine?"
Edwards: "BENSON! ARREST THIS MAN! Better yet, KILL HIM!"
*CLICK*CLICK*
Benson: "I can't do either, sir...his guns are bigger than mine..."
"*Sigh* Guess it's the hard way. I hate dealing with arrogant generalissimos. Book now, bucko. Maybe you'll still have your teeth when I leave."
Edwards: "I don't know who you think you are, but you're not leaving here alive after threatening me!"
Librus: "I'm been threatened with worse by beings a million times older than you. You're not impressive enough to make my skin mites twitch. And I know who I am. I already said so. I'm Rex Librus, and you have an overdue book."

taalismn wrote:Edwards: "Well, my plan to seize control of the UEEF is progressing right along, Benson! I see no serious impediments or obstacles to my plans, even if the Plenipotentiary Council threatens to drag me before a Court of INquiry. No loose ends to be had as far as security."
"Ahem."
Edwards: "Ahem WHAT?!"
"I'm here to recover an overdue library book and the late fee you owe, Mister T.R. Edwards. Cough up both now."
Edwards: "Who and WHAT THE HELL?!"
"'The Illustrated Big Book of Revenge'; you took it out three years ago from the Middleton Public Library and never returned it. I'll have the book and the fifteen dollar late fine and I'll be on my way."
Edwards: "WHO THE HELL ARE YOU AND HOW DID YOU GET PAST MY SECURITY?!"
"I'm Rex Librus, the Head Librarian, and I asked for directions. Now, you gonna be responsible and hand over the book and the fine?"
Edwards: "BENSON! ARREST THIS MAN! Better yet, KILL HIM!"
*CLICK*CLICK*
Benson: "I can't do either, sir...his guns are bigger than mine..."
"*Sigh* Guess it's the hard way. I hate dealing with arrogant generalissimos. Book now, bucko. Maybe you'll still have your teeth when I leave."
Edwards: "I don't know who you think you are, but you're not leaving here alive after threatening me!"
Librus: "I'm been threatened with worse by beings a million times older than you. You're not impressive enough to make my skin mites twitch. And I know who I am. I already said so. I'm Rex Librus, and you have an overdue book."

I got idea Kerensky,s Exodus fleet (from Battlemech) arrivels 5 years before the Robotech Masters.

What do you think would happed?

gaby wrote:I got idea Kerensky,s Exodus fleet (from Battlemech) arrivels 5 years before the Robotech Masters.

What do you think would happed?

Initially, they would do pretty well, but the overheat problem would kill them over the long run against the ASC.

*Dimensional Breech from Proscribed Universe Detected*
-Communications Protocols Deciphered-
<INIMICAL INFO-FORM DETECTED>
*STAND TO YELLOW ALERT*
-Implementing Revised Evaluation Program-
-Interrogatng Inquiry Probe-
-Voight-Kampff Test Protocols Initiated-
-Voight-Kampff Test Failed-
<STAND TO RED ALERT>
<ANTII-BODY WAR STATIONS, PROXIMITY GRID, DIMENSIONAL INTRUSION SUBZONE, ACTIVATED>
#USE OF NEUTRON-Z WEAPONS AUTHORIZED. -NO- SENTIENT LIFE AT RISK.#
<LOADING NEUTRON-Z WARHEADS>
<PROGRAMMING SPREAD ACROSS DIMENSIONAL INTRUSION ZONE>
#RELEASING NEUTRON-Z WEAPONRY GUIDANCE#
<<FIRING NEUTRON-Z WEAPONRY>>
http://scienceblogs.com/startswithabang/files/2011/01/black-hole.jpeg
#Sector Scan: Target Designate "Kerensky Exodus Fleet" Within Singularity Event Horizon. Target Destroyed. Dimensional Intrusion Cauterized#
@ Bringing Up Additional X-BOLO Minds Online. Initiating Multiple Scans of All UESG Sectors, This World-Thread. Alert to Possibility of Additional Inimical Dimensional Penetrations@
-Inform Organic UESG High Command: CASEFILE ANEMIA-
*STAND TO YELLOW ALERT UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE. *