Robotech Blooper Reels

[SRoss]

The Regis experiences a cold shudder...

[taalismn]

The Regis experiences a cold shudder...

Regis: "I felt so...violated....and all the furniture in my bedroom had been re-arranged."

[Arnie100]

The Regis experiences a cold shudder...

Regis: "I felt so...violated....and all the furniture in my bedroom had been re-arranged."

Regis: "I just hope my son learned his lesson about blowing up MY bath-tub. Maybe I should re-evolve him?? No, I'll leave him as a cat for a while longer."

(Still somewhere underneath Annie's bed)
Corg-Kitty: "I just felt a cold shiver go up and down my spine...what was that all about!?"

[Alpha 11]

Corg Kitty: "Can't we all be just nice Invid and get along?? Please?"
*Snickety*
Corg Kitty: "Not YOU again!!"

Corg Kitty: "At least turn the lights on in here! I'm tired of sitting in total darkness!!"
(FLICK)
Light comes on to illuminate little Corg Kitty sitting in the middle of a circle of various Inorganics, all looking menacing and staring at Corg.
Corg Kitty: "...thank you...you can turn the light off now..."

Sounds of fighting erupt from the basement.

Suddenly

Annie: (Flicking light on and off) "LIGHTS OUT MEANS QUIET! I swear if I have to go down there..."

All is suddenly silent.

Corg Kitty: (Whispering) "Okay; everyone...this is gonna be hard...but we all have to work together if we're gonna get outta here...(*snickety*) PUT THAT THING AWAY!! I swear if she comes down here because of YOU...YOU'RE gonna be the new 'Mr. Snuggles', get it??" (Rabid Pollinator sheepishly puts the knife away) (*KLACKKLACKKLACKKLACK*) Easy now...just put the blasters down...that's it...we're so gonna die..."

“So, lemme get this straight. When the Regis possessed Annie way back when in that Genesis Pit, she couldn’t be in two places simultaneously, so for a moment Annie was actually in the Regis’s body, in defacto, if not actual, control of the Invid at Reflex Point?”
Rand winced as he applied more lotion to the rope burns on his ankles. Not that he was getting any sympathy from the rest of the people there, who’d been responsible for the rope burns in the first place. Humorless sods.
“Yes, or actually, she had center place in the communal mind of the Invid” Sera admitted, looking somewhat embarrassed and uneasy at the adnission.
“Even though it was for about a minute and Annie was asleep?”
“The communal mind never sleeps. Subconscious thoughts are as ‘audible’ and relevant as conscious ones. Even a minute of exposure can have profound effects.”
“I’m somewhat amazed then that the Invid didn’t just go berserk or become utterly obnoxious as a resul-OFFH!” Rand’s breath was punched out of him by Rook’s sharp elbow.
Sera returned the comment with a look of queasiness. “There ARE safeguards against impulsive thoughts, but still, something leaks through.”
Scott looked sceptical. “So as a result the Invid were rather leery around Annie? Even while trying their damnest to kill the rest of us?”
“Yes. There was a subconscious fear on our part of what might happen if Annie were, in a moment of stress, to assert that snall part of her that still held a connection to the communal mind. We’d already gotten a good dose of her once.”
There was a shiver among everybody there.

“Mister Snuggles! GET BACK HERE!”
Corg Kitty: <“Yes, my qu---WHAT AM I THINKING?! I HAVE TO GET OUT OF THIS PLACE BEFORE I GO COMPLETELY MAD!!!”>

The Regis experiences a cold shudder...

The Regis experiences a cold shudder...

Regis: "I felt so...violated....and all the furniture in my bedroom had been re-arranged."

The Regis experiences a cold shudder...

Regis: "I felt so...violated....and all the furniture in my bedroom had been re-arranged."

Regis: "I just hope my son learned his lesson about blowing up MY bath-tub. Maybe I should re-evolve him?? No, I'll leave him as a cat for a while longer."

(Still somewhere underneath Annie's bed)
Corg-Kitty: "I just felt a cold shiver go up and down my spine...what was that all about!?"

[SRoss]

Magruder: "Wait! That means... AAAAAHHHH!!!

(A giant eagle swoops down and carries him off to Reflex Point.)

[taalismn]

Magruder: "Wait! That means... AAAAAHHHH!!!

(A giant eagle swoops down and carries him off to Reflex Point.)

Old Chief: "Why's Magruder sending away for information on getting a sex change?"

[SRoss]

Lunk: "Wait Sera, you guys built your Reflex Point on top of the wreck site of the old SDF-1?"

Sera: "Yes, what of it?"

Lunk: "Well they never recovered any of the bodies from that wreck. Is there any chance any of that genetic material could have contaminated the Invid Communal Mind?"

Sera: "I suppose it's possible?"

Lunk, Lancer & Scott:

Meanwhile in Reflex Point:

Regis: "Come my children! Meet your new sister."

A petite feminine figure in red latex steps into view.

Regis: "I GIVE YOU INVID PRINCESS SAMMIE!!!"

Suddenly Khyron wakes up screaming...

Gerao: (Yawning) "My lord what's wrong?"

Khyron: "I just had the most horrible nightmare..."

[taalismn]

[

Suddenly Khyron wakes up screaming...

Gerao: (Yawning) "My lord what's wrong?"

Khyron: "I just had the most horrible nightmare..."

Gerao: "You know, my lord, most tyrants sleep with a pistol under their pillows."
Khyron: "I'd rather sleep under my bed, with somebody else's warm body up where I'm supposed to be."
Gerao: "You're assuming they aren't going to just roll a grenade under the bed..."
Khyron: "You plotting something, Gerao?!"

[Alpha 11]

Magruder: "Wait! That means... AAAAAHHHH!!!

(A giant eagle swoops down and carries him off to Reflex Point.)

Magruder: "Wait! That means... AAAAAHHHH!!!

(A giant eagle swoops down and carries him off to Reflex Point.)

Old Chief: "Why's Magruder sending away for information on getting a sex change?"

Lunk: "Wait Sera, you guys built your Reflex Point on top of the wreck site of the old SDF-1?"

Sera: "Yes, what of it?"

Lunk: "Well they never recovered any of the bodies from that wreck. Is there any chance any of that genetic material could have contaminated the Invid Communal Mind?"

Sera: "I suppose it's possible?"

Lunk, Lancer & Scott:

Meanwhile in Reflex Point:

Regis: "Come my children! Meet your new sister."

A petite feminine figure in red latex steps into view.

Regis: "I GIVE YOU INVID PRINCESS SAMMIE!!!"

Suddenly Khyron wakes up screaming...

Gerao: (Yawning) "My lord what's wrong?"

Khyron: "I just had the most horrible nightmare..."

And how close it Gerao sleeping to Khron?

[

Suddenly Khyron wakes up screaming...

Gerao: (Yawning) "My lord what's wrong?"

Khyron: "I just had the most horrible nightmare..."

Gerao: "You know, my lord, most tyrants sleep with a pistol under their pillows."
Khyron: "I'd rather sleep under my bed, with somebody else's warm body up where I'm supposed to be."
Gerao: "You're assuming they aren't going to just roll a grenade under the bed..."
Khyron: "You plotting something, Gerao?!"

[Arnie100]

[

Suddenly Khyron wakes up screaming...

Gerao: (Yawning) "My lord what's wrong?"

Khyron: "I just had the most horrible nightmare..."

Gerao: "You know, my lord, most tyrants sleep with a pistol under their pillows."
Khyron: "I'd rather sleep under my bed, with somebody else's warm body up where I'm supposed to be."
Gerao: "You're assuming they aren't going to just roll a grenade under the bed..."
Khyron: "You plotting something, Gerao?!"

Khyron: "Gerao, what in Protoculture are you doing in MY quarters!? Dressed like THAT!?"
Gerao: "You're still dreaming, M'Lord..."
Khyron: "Please, PLEASE let this be a dream...I swear I'll lay off the human liquor!!"
Gerao: "Go back to sleep, M'Lord. Everything will be better in the morning."
Khyron: "I'm AFRAID."
Gerao: "Why, M'Lord?"
Khyron: "YOU'RE still HERE."

[SRoss]

Meanwhile in Reflex Point:

Regis: "Come my children! Meet your new sister."

A petite feminine figure in red latex steps into view.

Regis: "I GIVE YOU INVID PRINCESS SAMMIE!!!"

Suddenly Khyron wakes up screaming...

Gerao: (Yawning) "My lord what's wrong?"

Khyron: "I just had the most horrible nightmare..."

And how close it Gerao sleeping to Khron?

[

Suddenly Khyron wakes up screaming...

Gerao: (Yawning) "My lord what's wrong?"

Khyron: "I just had the most horrible nightmare..."

Gerao: "You know, my lord, most tyrants sleep with a pistol under their pillows."
Khyron: "I'd rather sleep under my bed, with somebody else's warm body up where I'm supposed to be."
Gerao: "You're assuming they aren't going to just roll a grenade under the bed..."
Khyron: "You plotting something, Gerao?!"

Originally, my thought was he was in the bed WITH Khyron.

[taalismn]

[
Khyron: "Gerao, what in Protoculture are you doing in MY quarters!? Dressed like THAT!?"
Gerao: "You're still dreaming, M'Lord..."
Khyron: "Please, PLEASE let this be a dream...I swear I'll lay off the human liquor!!"
Gerao: "Go back to sleep, M'Lord. Everything will be better in the morning."
Khyron: "I'm AFRAID."
Gerao: "Why, M'Lord?"
Khyron: "YOU'RE still HERE."

Grel: "Good morning, Gerao, you're up awfully ea-what the HELL are you wearing?"
Gerao: "Nightmare fuel for paranoid commanding officers."
Grel: "Seeing as I'm nominally your superior in rank, I'd say it's working."
Gerao: "Thanks. What are YOU doing up so early?"
Grel: " The usual. Drinking with my GMP buddies. Playing black-ops chess with ex-GRU and KGB spooks. Juggling this grenade and wondering where I could throw it."
Gerao: "...hmmmm...funny you should say that..."

[Alpha 11]

[

Suddenly Khyron wakes up screaming...

Gerao: (Yawning) "My lord what's wrong?"

Khyron: "I just had the most horrible nightmare..."

Gerao: "You know, my lord, most tyrants sleep with a pistol under their pillows."
Khyron: "I'd rather sleep under my bed, with somebody else's warm body up where I'm supposed to be."
Gerao: "You're assuming they aren't going to just roll a grenade under the bed..."
Khyron: "You plotting something, Gerao?!"

Khyron: "Gerao, what in Protoculture are you doing in MY quarters!? Dressed like THAT!?"
Gerao: "You're still dreaming, M'Lord..."
Khyron: "Please, PLEASE let this be a dream...I swear I'll lay off the human liquor!!"
Gerao: "Go back to sleep, M'Lord. Everything will be better in the morning."
Khyron: "I'm AFRAID."
Gerao: "Why, M'Lord?"
Khyron: "YOU'RE still HERE."

Meanwhile in Reflex Point:

Regis: "Come my children! Meet your new sister."

A petite feminine figure in red latex steps into view.

Regis: "I GIVE YOU INVID PRINCESS SAMMIE!!!"

Suddenly Khyron wakes up screaming...

Gerao: (Yawning) "My lord what's wrong?"

Khyron: "I just had the most horrible nightmare..."

And how close it Gerao sleeping to Khron?

[

Suddenly Khyron wakes up screaming...

Gerao: (Yawning) "My lord what's wrong?"

Khyron: "I just had the most horrible nightmare..."

Gerao: "You know, my lord, most tyrants sleep with a pistol under their pillows."
Khyron: "I'd rather sleep under my bed, with somebody else's warm body up where I'm supposed to be."
Gerao: "You're assuming they aren't going to just roll a grenade under the bed..."
Khyron: "You plotting something, Gerao?!"

Originally, my thought was he was in the bed WITH Khyron.

I was kind of wandering the some thing.

[
Khyron: "Gerao, what in Protoculture are you doing in MY quarters!? Dressed like THAT!?"
Gerao: "You're still dreaming, M'Lord..."
Khyron: "Please, PLEASE let this be a dream...I swear I'll lay off the human liquor!!"
Gerao: "Go back to sleep, M'Lord. Everything will be better in the morning."
Khyron: "I'm AFRAID."
Gerao: "Why, M'Lord?"
Khyron: "YOU'RE still HERE."

Grel: "Good morning, Gerao, you're up awfully ea-what the HELL are you wearing?"
Gerao: "Nightmare fuel for paranoid commanding officers."
Grel: "Seeing as I'm nominally your superior in rank, I'd say it's working."
Gerao: "Thanks. What are YOU doing up so early?"
Grel: " The usual. Drinking with my GMP buddies. Playing black-ops chess with ex-GRU and KGB spooks. Juggling this grenade and wondering where I could throw it."
Gerao: "...hmmmm...funny you should say that..."

[taalismn]

Khyron: "Okay...who put this sign up outside my quarters? The one that reads 'Live Ordnance Disposal Area'?!"

[Arnie100]

Khyron: (On com channel) "M'Lord Breetai, some individual thinks MY quarters is an area for disposing LIVE ordnance! I demand an investigation into this obvious attempt on my life! I am a VALUED officer of this Fleet and I will not have MY safety jeopardized by someone's sick sense of humor!"
Breetai: "Hmmmmm...a most amusing tale, Khyron..."
Khyron: (On coms channel, waving arms around frantically) "I am being serious, M'Lord!!"
Breetai: "All right, Khyron, all right. I will have someone look into your situatiion!"
Exedore: "Hahahaha, that was YOUR idea, wasn't it, M'Lord?"
Breetai: "An astute mind; as always, Exedore!"

[taalismn]

Zentraedi Soldier: "Milord, I have a crate of dud Battlepod cannon ammunition. Where shall I put it? Fleet regulations prevent us from flushing it out the airlock while we're in fleet formation!"
Grel: "New policy. End of the hall, turn left, toss it through the door with the red sign."
ZS: "Thank you, milord!"
(a minute later)
(Two Zentraedi Soldiers carrying a heavy missile warhead between them encounter the first Zentraedi Soldier)
2nd ZS: "Got a finicky fuse mechanism here. What are we supposed to do with this thing?"
ZS: "Bridge officer told me new policy; take it down the hall, first door on the left with the red sign."

[Arnie100]

*KA-BOOM!!*

Breetai: "How are things going with the ordnance, Soldier?
Zentraedi Soldier: "Well, M'Lord! The detonations of the ordnance are proceeding safely and according to plan, Sir!"
Breetai: "Carry on!"
Zentraedi Soldier: "With pleasure, M'Lord!"
Breetai: "It is good to see a Soldier enjoying his work, Exedore!"

*KA-BOOM!!*

Khyron: "This isn't FAIR..." (Underneath what was once his bed)

[taalismn]

(Intercom): <"GREL!">
Grel: "Milord Khyron?"
Khyron: <I woke up this morning to find myself sharing bunk space with a heavy anti-ship torpedo!">
Grel: "Indeed, milord?"
Khyron: <"And several crates of defective explosives!">
Grel: "Must be careful, then, Milord."
Khyron: <"AND several leaking missile boosters!">
Grel: "Sounds serious, Milord."
Khyron: <"I can't get out of my quarters!">
Grel: "So you WON'T be attending the officers' breakfast, Milord Khyron?"
Khyron: <"GET SERIOUS, GREL! Are you taking any steps to FIX this situation?">
Grel: "Well...I am evacuating the rooms around yours to behind the adjacent airtight bulkheads and sealing the blast doors. And I can have the hallway atmosphere around your quarters evacuated to space to reduce blast and fire damage."
Khyron: <"....Grel.....I mean to GET ME OUT OF HERE!...">
Grel: "Don't worry, Milord Khyron! We'll get you out of there as fast as we can....Bridge out!"
Khyron: <"GRE-!">
Grel: (after communications have been definitely cut)"...very possibly through the outer hull, in several pieces, but we'll get you out...and after breakfast..."

[taalismn]

(Intercom): <"GREL!">
Grel: "Milord Khyron?"
Khyron: <I woke up this morning to find myself sharing bunk space with a heavy anti-ship torpedo!">
Grel: "Indeed, milord?"
Khyron: <"And several crates of defective explosives!">
Grel: "Must be careful, then, Milord."
Khyron: <"AND several leaking missile boosters!">
Grel: "Sounds serious, Milord."
Khyron: <"I can't get out of my quarters!">
Grel: "So you WON'T be attending the officers' breakfast, Milord Khyron?"
Khyron: <"GET SERIOUS, GREL! Are you taking any steps to FIX this situation?">
Grel: "Well...I am evacuating the rooms around yours to behind the adjacent airtight bulkheads and sealing the blast doors. And I can have the hallway atmosphere around your quarters evacuated to space to reduce blast and fire damage."
Khyron: <"....Grel.....I mean to GET ME OUT OF HERE!...">
Grel: "Don't worry, Milord Khyron! We'll get you out of there as fast as we can....Bridge out!"
Khyron: <"GRE-!">
Grel: (after communications have been definitely cut)"...very possibly through the outer hull, in several pieces, but we'll get you out...and after breakfast..."

[Alpha 11]

Khyron: "Okay...who put this sign up outside my quarters? The one that reads 'Live Ordnance Disposal Area'?!"

Khyron: (On com channel) "M'Lord Breetai, some individual thinks MY quarters is an area for disposing LIVE ordnance! I demand an investigation into this obvious attempt on my life! I am a VALUED officer of this Fleet and I will not have MY safety jeopardized by someone's sick sense of humor!"
Breetai: "Hmmmmm...a most amusing tale, Khyron..."
Khyron: (On coms channel, waving arms around frantically) "I am being serious, M'Lord!!"
Breetai: "All right, Khyron, all right. I will have someone look into your situatiion!"
Exedore: "Hahahaha, that was YOUR idea, wasn't it, M'Lord?"
Breetai: "An astute mind; as always, Exedore!"

Zentraedi Soldier: "Milord, I have a crate of dud Battlepod cannon ammunition. Where shall I put it? Fleet regulations prevent us from flushing it out the airlock while we're in fleet formation!"
Grel: "New policy. End of the hall, turn left, toss it through the door with the red sign."
ZS: "Thank you, milord!"
(a minute later)
(Two Zentraedi Soldiers carrying a heavy missile warhead between them encounter the first Zentraedi Soldier)
2nd ZS: "Got a finicky fuse mechanism here. What are we supposed to do with this thing?"
ZS: "Bridge officer told me new policy; take it down the hall, first door on the left with the red sign."

*KA-BOOM!!*

Breetai: "How are things going with the ordnance, Soldier?
Zentraedi Soldier: "Well, M'Lord! The detonations of the ordnance are proceeding safely and according to plan, Sir!"
Breetai: "Carry on!"
Zentraedi Soldier: "With pleasure, M'Lord!"
Breetai: "It is good to see a Soldier enjoying his work, Exedore!"

*KA-BOOM!!*

Khyron: "This isn't FAIR..." (Underneath what was once his bed)

(Intercom): <"GREL!">
Grel: "Milord Khyron?"
Khyron: <I woke up this morning to find myself sharing bunk space with a heavy anti-ship torpedo!">
Grel: "Indeed, milord?"
Khyron: <"And several crates of defective explosives!">
Grel: "Must be careful, then, Milord."
Khyron: <"AND several leaking missile boosters!">
Grel: "Sounds serious, Milord."
Khyron: <"I can't get out of my quarters!">
Grel: "So you WON'T be attending the officers' breakfast, Milord Khyron?"
Khyron: <"GET SERIOUS, GREL! Are you taking any steps to FIX this situation?">
Grel: "Well...I am evacuating the rooms around yours to behind the adjacent airtight bulkheads and sealing the blast doors. And I can have the hallway atmosphere around your quarters evacuated to space to reduce blast and fire damage."
Khyron: <"....Grel.....I mean to GET ME OUT OF HERE!...">
Grel: "Don't worry, Milord Khyron! We'll get you out of there as fast as we can....Bridge out!"
Khyron: <"GRE-!">
Grel: (after communications have been definitely cut)"...very possibly through the outer hull, in several pieces, but we'll get you out...and after breakfast..."

[taalismn]

Khyron: "Great...I have to use the bathroom, but there's at least three fully-fused heavy torpedo warheads lying across the doorway...and those proximity fuses look quirky. WHAT'S THE USE IN HAVING MY OWN PRIVATE RESTROOM IF I CAN'T USE IT?! AND WHY, OH WHY, DIDN'T I TAKE DEMOLITIONS DISPOSAL AS AN ELECTIVE SKILL?!"

[Arnie100]

Khyron: "What is that ticking noise?" (Over intercom) <Grel? GREL!! Are you there? Hello, can someone PLEASE send an EOD team to my quarters, PLEASE?>
Grel: "What was that, M'Lord Khyron? You're breaking up! Don't send an EOD team? Of course, M'Lord! Whatever you say, M'Lord!"
Khryon: "NonononononoNOOOO! SEND an EOD team, please!! I'm saying 'PLEASE'? Why is that ticking noise getting LOUDER?"

[Alpha 11]

Khyron: "Great...I have to use the bathroom, but there's at least three fully-fused heavy torpedo warheads lying across the doorway...and those proximity fuses look quirky. WHAT'S THE USE IN HAVING MY OWN PRIVATE RESTROOM IF I CAN'T USE IT?! AND WHY, OH WHY, DIDN'T I TAKE DEMOLITIONS DISPOSAL AS AN ELECTIVE SKILL?!"

Because he usally used his troops for that. So he didn't see the need.

Khyron: "What is that ticking noise?" (Over intercom) <Grel? GREL!! Are you there? Hello, can someone PLEASE send an EOD team to my quarters, PLEASE?>
Grel: "What was that, M'Lord Khyron? You're breaking up! Don't send an EOD team? Of course, M'Lord! Whatever you say, M'Lord!"
Khryon: "NonononononoNOOOO! SEND an EOD team, please!! I'm saying 'PLEASE'? Why is that ticking noise getting LOUDER?"

[SRoss]

Khyron: "Ok, ok! I think I stopped it... Now, as long as nothing gets disturbed."

Khyron gingerly makes his way toward the door. Suddenly the room is filled with a glow as a kitten, some Invid Inorganics and a Rabid Pollinator appear over a loose pile of ammunition.

Corg Kitty: "I DID IT WE'RE FRE!!! Oh damn..."

#BBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!!!!!#

Vanessa: "Captain! I'm registering a Supernova where Khyron's fleet was!!!"

[taalismn]

(Beep)
Grel: "Grel, acting commander of the Botaru Battalion. How may I help you, Lady Azonia?"
Azonia: <"'Grel, Acting Commander of the Botaru Battalion?' I wish to speak to Khyron! Where's Khyron?">
Grel: "Currently indisposed....or perhaps disposed. The last I saw him, he was dealing with a delicate and potentially explosive situation."

[Arnie100]

(Suddenly the door slams open)

Khyron: (Uniform torn and tattered) "THAT IS IT!!!! I want an investigation into.these OBVIOUS attempts on MY life!! GREL! Why wasn't that EOD team sent to my quarters!?"
Former Acting Commander of the Botoru Fleet Grel: (Stammering) "My, my Lord Khyron! Thank the Protoculture you're safe! How did you get out?"
Khyron: "It was most strange...there was this shimmering light and I found myself in the hanger bay...there were was also a talking cat and this pollinator...what happened to them, I don't know!"
Grel: "Dammit..."
Khyron: "What was that, Grel?"
Grel: "Nothing, My Lord!"

(Meanwhile, after the passing of another shimmering light)

Corg-Kitty: "Where are we!? I hope someplace safe..."
Annie: "KKKKKIIIITTTTYYYYY!!! You came back to me!"
Corg-Kitty: "No. How..."

[taalismn]

Grel: "Lady Azonia wanted to speak with you, milord."
Khyron: "Ah-hah! Somebody who I CAN respect! I'll see what she wants, then I'll deal with you! Communications, open a connection to Azonia's flagship!"
(BEEP)
Khyron: "The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated! What is it you want Azonia?"
Azonia: <"Your head on a platter and the rest of your body strewn across several light years of space! And seeing as you're obviously NOT dead, I'll have the opportunity to see that desire come to frui-">
(zorp!)(Khyron cuts the connection)
Khyron: "I'll be in my new quarters hidi--ah, contemplating this latest development! While you await my judgement, Grel, take my calls!"

[Alpha 11]

Khyron: "Ok, ok! I think I stopped it... Now, as long as nothing gets disturbed."

Khyron gingerly makes his way toward the door. Suddenly the room is filled with a glow as a kitten, some Invid Inorganics and a Rabid Pollinator appear over a loose pile of ammunition.

Corg Kitty: "I DID IT WE'RE FRE!!! Oh damn..."

#BBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!!!!!#

Vanessa: "Captain! I'm registering a Supernova where Khyron's fleet was!!!"

(Beep)
Grel: "Grel, acting commander of the Botaru Battalion. How may I help you, Lady Azonia?"
Azonia: <"'Grel, Acting Commander of the Botaru Battalion?' I wish to speak to Khyron! Where's Khyron?">
Grel: "Currently indisposed....or perhaps disposed. The last I saw him, he was dealing with a delicate and potentially explosive situation."

(Suddenly the door slams open)

Khyron: (Uniform torn and tattered) "THAT IS IT!!!! I want an investigation into.these OBVIOUS attempts on MY life!! GREL! Why wasn't that EOD team sent to my quarters!?"
Former Acting Commander of the Botoru Fleet Grel: (Stammering) "My, my Lord Khyron! Thank the Protoculture you're safe! How did you get out?"
Khyron: "It was most strange...there was this shimmering light and I found myself in the hanger bay...there were was also a talking cat and this pollinator...what happened to them, I don't know!"
Grel: "Dammit..."
Khyron: "What was that, Grel?"
Grel: "Nothing, My Lord!"

(Meanwhile, after the passing of another shimmering light)

Corg-Kitty: "Where are we!? I hope someplace safe..."
Annie: "KKKKKIIIITTTTYYYYY!!! You came back to me!"
Corg-Kitty: "No. How..."

Grel: "Lady Azonia wanted to speak with you, milord."
Khyron: "Ah-hah! Somebody who I CAN respect! I'll see what she wants, then I'll deal with you! Communications, open a connection to Azonia's flagship!"
(BEEP)
Khyron: "The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated! What is it you want Azonia?"
Azonia: <"Your head on a platter and the rest of your body strewn across several light years of space! And seeing as you're obviously NOT dead, I'll have the opportunity to see that desire come to frui-">
(zorp!)(Khyron cuts the connection)
Khyron: "I'll be in my new quarters hidi--ah, contemplating this latest development! While you await my judgement, Grel, take my calls!"

[taalismn]

Flashback:
Vermillion has returned to the SDF-1, and is riding in their jeep when another jeep, with Roy Fokker behind the wheel, comes up alongside.
Roy: "What do you think you guys are doing?! You're stood down for this alert!"
Rick: "But ROY-!!!"
Roy: "No 'buts'! Stand down! You're not going out!"
Rick: "ROY!"
Roy: "I said 'Stand down'! AND THAT'S FINAL!"
Rick: "ROOYYYY!!"
Vermillion's jeep stops screechingly well short of a bulkhead and the opening in it. Roy's jeep powers on through-
***SMASH***
Rick: (as a wheel bounces by)"-that's not the roadway exit, it's the Macross City mass transit subway tunnel..."

[SRoss]

Grel: "Lady Azonia wanted to speak with you, milord."
Khyron: "Ah-hah! Somebody who I CAN respect! I'll see what she wants, then I'll deal with you! Communications, open a connection to Azonia's flagship!"
(BEEP)
Khyron: "The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated! What is it you want Azonia?"
Azonia: <"Your head on a platter and the rest of your body strewn across several light years of space! And seeing as you're obviously NOT dead, I'll have the opportunity to see that desire come to frui-">
(zorp!)(Khyron cuts the connection)
Khyron: "I'll be in my new quarters hidi--ah, contemplating this latest development! While you await my judgement, Grel, take my calls!"

Khyron enters his newly appropriated quarters when a glow surrounds him.

Corg Kitty: "No this isn't it."

He starts to teleport away again.

Khyron: "No! Wait, where are we going?"

[SRoss]

Flashback:
Vermillion has returned to the SDF-1, and is riding in their jeep when another jeep, with Roy Fokker behind the wheel, comes up alongside.
Roy: "What do you think you guys are doing?! You're stood down for this alert!"
Rick: "But ROY-!!!"
Roy: "No 'buts'! Stand down! You're not going out!"
Rick: "ROY!"
Roy: "I said 'Stand down'! AND THAT'S FINAL!"
Rick: "ROOYYYY!!"
Vermillion's jeep stops screechingly well short of a bulkhead and the opening in it. Roy's jeep powers on through-
***SMASH***
Rick: (as a wheel bounces by)"-that's not the roadway exit, it's the Macross City mass transit subway tunnel..."

Roy looked up from the wreckage of the jeep as the glow surrounded him. Suddenly a kitten and a Zentraedi Warlord was standing before him.

Corg Kitty: "Damn it! Missed again!"

He starts to teleport again.

Roy: "Hey! Where are we going?"

[taalismn]

Regis's bathroom.
(FLASH)
Corg Kitty: "This looks familia-OH MOTHER! "
Khyron: "... ..."
Regis:".....Corg.......?"
Khyron: "... ..."
Corg Kitty: "....I'm seriously *&$%&ed, aren't I?"
Regis: "Yes."
Roy: "I can find my own way out, thank you."
Regis: "Not so fast..."

[SRoss]

Regis's bathroom.
(FLASH)
Corg Kitty: "This looks familia-OH MOTHER! "
Khyron: "... ..."
Regis:".....Corg.......?"
Khyron: "... ..."
Corg Kitty: "....I'm seriously *&$%&ed, aren't I?"
Regis: "Yes."
Roy: "I can find my own way out, thank you."
Regis: "Not so fast..."

Invid Scout: "Quick! Someone bring beer and chips! This is going to be good!"

[Arnie100]

Invid Scout: "I think the Regis just found a new stress-relief doll!"

[Alpha 11]

Flashback:
Vermillion has returned to the SDF-1, and is riding in their jeep when another jeep, with Roy Fokker behind the wheel, comes up alongside.
Roy: "What do you think you guys are doing?! You're stood down for this alert!"
Rick: "But ROY-!!!"
Roy: "No 'buts'! Stand down! You're not going out!"
Rick: "ROY!"
Roy: "I said 'Stand down'! AND THAT'S FINAL!"
Rick: "ROOYYYY!!"
Vermillion's jeep stops screechingly well short of a bulkhead and the opening in it. Roy's jeep powers on through-
***SMASH***
Rick: (as a wheel bounces by)"-that's not the roadway exit, it's the Macross City mass transit subway tunnel..."

Grel: "Lady Azonia wanted to speak with you, milord."
Khyron: "Ah-hah! Somebody who I CAN respect! I'll see what she wants, then I'll deal with you! Communications, open a connection to Azonia's flagship!"
(BEEP)
Khyron: "The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated! What is it you want Azonia?"
Azonia: <"Your head on a platter and the rest of your body strewn across several light years of space! And seeing as you're obviously NOT dead, I'll have the opportunity to see that desire come to frui-">
(zorp!)(Khyron cuts the connection)
Khyron: "I'll be in my new quarters hidi--ah, contemplating this latest development! While you await my judgement, Grel, take my calls!"

Khyron enters his newly appropriated quarters when a glow surrounds him.

Corg Kitty: "No this isn't it."

He starts to teleport away again.

Khyron: "No! Wait, where are we going?"

Flashback:
Vermillion has returned to the SDF-1, and is riding in their jeep when another jeep, with Roy Fokker behind the wheel, comes up alongside.
Roy: "What do you think you guys are doing?! You're stood down for this alert!"
Rick: "But ROY-!!!"
Roy: "No 'buts'! Stand down! You're not going out!"
Rick: "ROY!"
Roy: "I said 'Stand down'! AND THAT'S FINAL!"
Rick: "ROOYYYY!!"
Vermillion's jeep stops screechingly well short of a bulkhead and the opening in it. Roy's jeep powers on through-
***SMASH***
Rick: (as a wheel bounces by)"-that's not the roadway exit, it's the Macross City mass transit subway tunnel..."

Roy looked up from the wreckage of the jeep as the glow surrounded him. Suddenly a kitten and a Zentraedi Warlord was standing before him.

Corg Kitty: "Damn it! Missed again!"

He starts to teleport again.

Roy: "Hey! Where are we going?"

[Alpha 11]

Regis's bathroom.
(FLASH)
Corg Kitty: "This looks familia-OH MOTHER! "
Khyron: "... ..."
Regis:".....Corg.......?"
Khyron: "... ..."
Corg Kitty: "....I'm seriously *&$%&ed, aren't I?"
Regis: "Yes."
Roy: "I can find my own way out, thank you."
Regis: "Not so fast..."

Regis's bathroom.
(FLASH)
Corg Kitty: "This looks familia-OH MOTHER! "
Khyron: "... ..."
Regis:".....Corg.......?"
Khyron: "... ..."
Corg Kitty: "....I'm seriously *&$%&ed, aren't I?"
Regis: "Yes."
Roy: "I can find my own way out, thank you."
Regis: "Not so fast..."

Invid Scout: "Quick! Someone bring beer and chips! This is going to be good!"

Invid Scout: "I think the Regis just found a new stress-relief doll!"

[taalismn]

Regis: (looking at Roy) "....Mister September?"
Roy: (feeling the ghost of past gags creep up his spine)"...oh %*&**&%....."

[Arnie100]

Roy: "Look, it's not what you think...I was in college back then...y'know when you're young and stupid, right?
Regis: "Suuuuuurrrreeee, We're going to have plenty to discuss about!"
Roy: "Uh Oh..."
Corg Kitty: "I think I'll just show myself out while you two are 'discussing' things!"
Regis: "Not so fast, sonny! I'm still not done with you for blowing up MY bathtub!"
Corg Kitty: " "

[SRoss]

Khyron: "Umm ... I'll just show myself out."

Regis: "Freeze it right there buster!"

Khyron:

[taalismn]

Khyron: "Damn it! Being forced to do menial labor for the Invid! "Scrub every toilet in the Hive'! Bah! This is below me! This is degrading! This is-"
Corg Kitty: "#mwerg!!!#"
Khyron: (Shoving Corg-Kitty back into the septic drain)"Oh, quit your complaining! I don't want to hear it!"

[Alpha 11]

Regis: (looking at Roy) "....Mister September?"
Roy: (feeling the ghost of past gags creep up his spine)"...oh %*&**&%....."

Roy: "Look, it's not what you think...I was in college back then...y'know when you're young and stupid, right?
Regis: "Suuuuuurrrreeee, We're going to have plenty to discuss about!"
Roy: "Uh Oh..."
Corg Kitty: "I think I'll just show myself out while you two are 'discussing' things!"
Regis: "Not so fast, sonny! I'm still not done with you for blowing up MY bathtub!"
Corg Kitty: " "

Khyron: "Umm ... I'll just show myself out."

Regis: "Freeze it right there buster!"

Khyron:

Khyron: "Damn it! Being forced to do menial labor for the Invid! "Scrub every toilet in the Hive'! Bah! This is below me! This is degrading! This is-"
Corg Kitty: "#mwerg!!!#"
Khyron: (Shoving Cirg-Kitty back into the septic drain)"Oh, quit your complaining! I don't want to hear it!"

[taalismn]

Flashback:
Vermillion has returned to the SDF-1, and is riding in their jeep when another jeep, with Roy Fokker behind the wheel, comes up alongside.
Roy: "What do you think you guys are doing?! You're stood down for this alert!"
Rick: "But ROY-!!!"
Roy: "No 'buts'! Stand down! You're not going out!"
Rick: "ROY!"
Roy: "I said 'Stand down'! AND THAT'S FINAL!"
Rick: "ROOYYYY!!"
Vermillion's jeep stops screechingly well short of a bulkhead and the opening in it. Roy's jeep powers on through-
***SMASH***
Rick: (as a wheel bounces by)"-that's not the roadway exit, it's a wall mural somebody painted on the tunnel wall..."

[SRoss]

Khyron: "Damn it! Being forced to do menial labor for the Invid! "Scrub every toilet in the Hive'! Bah! This is below me! This is degrading! This is-"
Corg Kitty: "#mwerg!!!#"
Khyron: (Shoving Corg-Kitty back into the septic drain)"Oh, quit your complaining! I don't want to hear it!"

Unfortunately for Khyron, what Corg Kitty was saying was more along the lines of "I hope you like hen-ti Zentraedi scum!" As the toilet's, septical reached up and shoved Khyron's head inside it.

[SRoss]

Flashback:
Vermillion has returned to the SDF-1, and is riding in their jeep when another jeep, with Roy Fokker behind the wheel, comes up alongside.
Roy: "What do you think you guys are doing?! You're stood down for this alert!"
Rick: "But ROY-!!!"
Roy: "No 'buts'! Stand down! You're not going out!"
Rick: "ROY!"
Roy: "I said 'Stand down'! AND THAT'S FINAL!"
Rick: "ROOYYYY!!"
Vermillion's jeep stops screechingly well short of a bulkhead and the opening in it. Roy's jeep powers on through-
***SMASH***
Rick: (as a wheel bounces by)"-that's not the roadway exit, it's a wall mural somebody painted on the tunnel wall..."

In a nearby ally, a soggy Kitten standing next to a can of paint.

Corg Kitty: "At last, revenge!!!"

Suddenly...

Sammie: (Scooping up and hugging Corg) "Ohh, a kitty!"

[taalismn]

[Suddenly...

Sammie: (Scooping up and hugging Corg) "Ohh, a kitty!"

Sammie: "Aw YUCK! You smell like a SEWER!"
Corg-Kitty: Ah-HAH! She's going to release me! At LAS-
Sammie: "In you go into the industrial washing machine!"
Corg-Kitty: Wait, what? OH MO-
Sammie: "A few run-throughs should do the trick!"

Sera: "She DOES know that's Corg, right? Because otherwise the Humans have these laws againt animal cruelty..."
Regis: "Of COURSE she does! I wouldn't have made her an Invid Princess just to keep her in the dark, now, would I? Ariel, quit looking at me like that! You found out eventually! And it didn't hurt your relationships any, did it?"

[SRoss]

[Suddenly...

Sammie: (Scooping up and hugging Corg) "Ohh, a kitty!"

Sammie: "Aw YUCK! You smell like a SEWER!"
Corg-Kitty: Ah-HAH! She's going to release me! At LAS-
Sammie: "In you go into the industrial washing machine!"
Corg-Kitty: Wait, what? OH MO-
Sammie: "A few run-throughs should do the trick!"

Sera: "She DOES know that's Corg, right? Because otherwise the Humans have these laws againt animal cruelty..."
Regis: "Of COURSE she does! I wouldn't have made her an Invid Princess just to keep her in the dark, now, would I? Ariel, quit looking at me like that! You found out eventually! And it didn't hurt your relationships any, did it?"

Meanwhile, in the bathroom.

Khyron: (In the toilet, swinging wildly at hoards of tentacles) "BY THE PROTOCULTURE, THIS THING'S WORSE THEN WHITLEY!!!"

[taalismn]

[

Khyron: (In the toilet, swinging wildly at hoards of tentacles) "BY THE PROTOCULTURE, THIS THING'S WORSE THEN WHITLEY!!!"

What you WON'T find in the upcoming Genesis Pits sourcebook.

[Arnie100]

(On the SDF-1)

Ben: "Damn...I think the Boss has been watching too many Looney Tunes..."

(At Reflex Point)

Corg Kitty: "HHHHHHEEEEELLLLLLPPPPP MMMMEEEE!"
Sera: "By the way; Mother, where did our new sister get a washing machine?"
Regis: "YOU'RE asking me!?"
Sera: YOU'RE the all-powerful, etc., etc..."
Regis: "I honestly have no idea, but it IS fun watching Corg in there, isn't it?"

(In the bathroom)

Khyron: "I swear I'm never stepping into a glowing, shimmering light ever again!"

[Alpha 11]

Flashback:
Vermillion has returned to the SDF-1, and is riding in their jeep when another jeep, with Roy Fokker behind the wheel, comes up alongside.
Roy: "What do you think you guys are doing?! You're stood down for this alert!"
Rick: "But ROY-!!!"
Roy: "No 'buts'! Stand down! You're not going out!"
Rick: "ROY!"
Roy: "I said 'Stand down'! AND THAT'S FINAL!"
Rick: "ROOYYYY!!"
Vermillion's jeep stops screechingly well short of a bulkhead and the opening in it. Roy's jeep powers on through-
***SMASH***
Rick: (as a wheel bounces by)"-that's not the roadway exit, it's a wall mural somebody painted on the tunnel wall..."

Khyron: "Damn it! Being forced to do menial labor for the Invid! "Scrub every toilet in the Hive'! Bah! This is below me! This is degrading! This is-"
Corg Kitty: "#mwerg!!!#"
Khyron: (Shoving Corg-Kitty back into the septic drain)"Oh, quit your complaining! I don't want to hear it!"

Unfortunately for Khyron, what Corg Kitty was saying was more along the lines of "I hope you like hen-ti Zentraedi scum!" As the toilet's, septical reached up and shoved Khyron's head inside it.

Flashback:
Vermillion has returned to the SDF-1, and is riding in their jeep when another jeep, with Roy Fokker behind the wheel, comes up alongside.
Roy: "What do you think you guys are doing?! You're stood down for this alert!"
Rick: "But ROY-!!!"
Roy: "No 'buts'! Stand down! You're not going out!"
Rick: "ROY!"
Roy: "I said 'Stand down'! AND THAT'S FINAL!"
Rick: "ROOYYYY!!"
Vermillion's jeep stops screechingly well short of a bulkhead and the opening in it. Roy's jeep powers on through-
***SMASH***
Rick: (as a wheel bounces by)"-that's not the roadway exit, it's a wall mural somebody painted on the tunnel wall..."

In a nearby ally, a soggy Kitten standing next to a can of paint.

Corg Kitty: "At last, revenge!!!"

Suddenly...

Sammie: (Scooping up and hugging Corg) "Ohh, a kitty!"

[Suddenly...

Sammie: (Scooping up and hugging Corg) "Ohh, a kitty!"

Sammie: "Aw YUCK! You smell like a SEWER!"
Corg-Kitty: Ah-HAH! She's going to release me! At LAS-
Sammie: "In you go into the industrial washing machine!"
Corg-Kitty: Wait, what? OH MO-
Sammie: "A few run-throughs should do the trick!"

Sera: "She DOES know that's Corg, right? Because otherwise the Humans have these laws againt animal cruelty..."
Regis: "Of COURSE she does! I wouldn't have made her an Invid Princess just to keep her in the dark, now, would I? Ariel, quit looking at me like that! You found out eventually! And it didn't hurt your relationships any, did it?"

Regis playing matchmaker with Corg and Sammie, scarry! She could be as bad as Sato!

[Alpha 11]

[Suddenly...

Sammie: (Scooping up and hugging Corg) "Ohh, a kitty!"

Sammie: "Aw YUCK! You smell like a SEWER!"
Corg-Kitty: Ah-HAH! She's going to release me! At LAS-
Sammie: "In you go into the industrial washing machine!"
Corg-Kitty: Wait, what? OH MO-
Sammie: "A few run-throughs should do the trick!"

Sera: "She DOES know that's Corg, right? Because otherwise the Humans have these laws againt animal cruelty..."
Regis: "Of COURSE she does! I wouldn't have made her an Invid Princess just to keep her in the dark, now, would I? Ariel, quit looking at me like that! You found out eventually! And it didn't hurt your relationships any, did it?"

Meanwhile, in the bathroom.

Khyron: (In the toilet, swinging wildly at hoards of tentacles) "BY THE PROTOCULTURE, THIS THING'S WORSE THEN WHITLEY!!!"

[

Khyron: (In the toilet, swinging wildly at hoards of tentacles) "BY THE PROTOCULTURE, THIS THING'S WORSE THEN WHITLEY!!!"

What you WON'T find in the upcoming Genesis Pits sourcebook.

Thank goodness!

(On the SDF-1)

Ben: "Damn...I think the Boss has been watching too many Looney Tunes..."

(At Reflex Point)

Corg Kitty: "HHHHHHEEEEELLLLLLPPPPP MMMMEEEE!"
Sera: "By the way; Mother, where did our new sister get a washing machine?"
Regis: "YOU'RE asking me!?"
Sera: YOU'RE the all-powerful, etc., etc..."
Regis: "I honestly have no idea, but it IS fun watching Corg in there, isn't it?"

(In the bathroom)

Khyron: "I swear I'm never stepping into a glowing, shimmering light ever again!"