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SRoss wrote:In the Car Wars universe...

Kevin: "Ok Khyron, Minmei just cast the Summon OGRE spell ... What do you do?"

Khyron: "Bah! It's just an Ogre, everyone fire at it!"

Kevin plops a shoebox sized counter on the board and gives everyone one turn to fire everything they've got at it.

Kevin: "Ok, the OGRE fires one AP gun..." (Soaks the board with lighter fluid and drops a lit match on it.)

Be grateful it wasn't a Main Battery SATNUC round...

taalismn wrote:Give a BOLO nothing but a wet noodle, and it will figure out a way to drive around you and use it to strangle you with.

SRoss wrote:In the Car Wars universe...

Kevin: "Ok Khyron, Minmei just cast the Summon OGRE spell ... What do you do?"

Khyron: "Bah! It's just an Ogre, everyone fire at it!"

Kevin plops a shoebox sized counter on the board and gives everyone one turn to fire everything they've got at it.

Kevin: "Ok, the OGRE fires one AP gun..." (Soaks the board with lighter fluid and drops a lit match on it.)

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:In the Car Wars universe...

Kevin: "Ok Khyron, Minmei just cast the Summon OGRE spell ... What do you do?"

Khyron: "Bah! It's just an Ogre, everyone fire at it!"

Kevin plops a shoebox sized counter on the board and gives everyone one turn to fire everything they've got at it.

Kevin: "Ok, the OGRE fires one AP gun..." (Soaks the board with lighter fluid and drops a lit match on it.)

Be grateful it wasn't a Main Battery SATNUC round...

A SATNUC round could be best represented by hammering a shotgun shell on the table...

taalismn wrote:A SATNUC round could be best represented by hammering a shotgun shell on the table...

Alpha 11 wrote:

taalismn wrote:A SATNUC round could be best represented by hammering a shotgun shell on the table...

Yeah...SATNUC stands for' SATuration NUClear'...it's basically a cluster-bomb that deploys up to a dozen tactical nuclear warheads that then go off in either blanket mode, or, god help you, in shaped-charge mode where they all target one priority target and go off like casamir howitzers, setting jets of plasma at the designated target. In the OGRE universe, fortunately the nukes use low-radiation isotopes(it would be INSANE if they acquired NGE's N2 warhead technology) so they throw pony nukes around like candy; most of the world's deserts are covered by lakes of cooled glass where armies used to maneuver.

taalismn wrote:

Alpha 11 wrote:

taalismn wrote:A SATNUC round could be best represented by hammering a shotgun shell on the table...

Yeah...SATNUC stands for' SATuration NUClear'...it's basically a cluster-bomb that deploys up to a dozen tactical nuclear warheads that then go off in either blanket mode, or, god help you, in shaped-charge mode where they all target one priority target and go off like casamir howitzers, setting jets of plasma at the designated target. In the OGRE universe, fortunately the nukes use low-radiation isotopes(it would be INSANE if they acquired NGE's N2 warhead technology) so they throw pony nukes around like candy; most of the world's deserts are covered by lakes of cooled glass where armies used to maneuver.

Scarry.

Annie: (Looking at the Bolo) "So ... Does it come in pink?"

Fourth Wall Gang: "Oh; HELL, no!! RUN!! She's gotta tank!!"
Annie: "What's THEIR problem? I don't even have it yet."

SRoss, Arnie100 & Taalismn rush up behind the Bolo and spray paint KICK ME! HARD!!! on the backside. As they rush back for the Fourth Wall, all guns come to bear and the three figures are hammered.

SRoss: (Standing unharmed next to Taalismn and Arnie100, also unharmed, handing Sammie a cheque) "Totally worth it!"

The only thing scarier would be Annie getting a 4th Imperium of Man battlemoon and painting it in pink.
This would be on a par with the Anime Addventure 'Tiamat's Bet' where Chiba-Usa gets turned into a Chromatic Dragon Hatchling and acquires a Death Star that she has done up in pink. Its appearance out of hyperspace just off Castle Charon and Sailor Pluto's abode, causes the Castle's resident to promptly have a seizure.

Annie: "A Death Star in PINK?! Oooohhh "

Arnie100 wrote:Annie: "A Death Star in PINK?! Oooohhh "

http://www.geeknative.com/35400/death-star-ice-cubes/
Fill with pink lemonade, leave in freezer overnight.

Annie: "Nononono...I want the BIG one!"

SRoss wrote:Annie: (Looking at the Bolo) "So ... Does it come in pink?"

Arnie100 wrote:Fourth Wall Gang: "Oh; HELL, no!! RUN!! She's gotta tank!!"
Annie: "What's THEIR problem? I don't even have it yet."

SRoss wrote:SRoss, Arnie100 & Taalismn rush up behind the Bolo and spray paint KICK ME! HARD!!! on the backside. As they rush back for the Fourth Wall, all guns come to bear and the three figures are hammered.

SRoss: (Standing unharmed next to Taalismn and Arnie100, also unharmed, handing Sammie a cheque) "Totally worth it!"

taalismn wrote:The only thing scarier would be Annie getting a 4th Imperium of Man battlemoon and painting it in pink.
This would be on a par with the Anime Addventure 'Tiamat's Bet' where Chiba-Usa gets turned into a Chromatic Dragon Hatchling and acquires a Death Star that she has done up in pink. Its appearance out of hyperspace just off Castle Charon and Sailor Pluto's abode, causes the Castle's resident to promptly have a seizure.

Arnie100 wrote:Annie: "A Death Star in PINK?! Oooohhh "

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:Annie: "A Death Star in PINK?! Oooohhh "

http://www.geeknative.com/35400/death-star-ice-cubes/
Fill with pink lemonade, leave in freezer overnight.

Arnie100 wrote:Annie: "Nononono...I want the BIG one!"

Why Sailor Uranus Hates Sailor Moon/Robotech Crossovers:

"Whattyamean I only have Damage Resistance against MAGICAL attacks?!"

"...not my fault that Lisa lady can't appreciate a good grope. Not exactly socially progressive for an American is she?..."

"Really, aliens shouldn't walk the streets of Tokyo like that! They also should be required to leave the firearms at Customs!"

"Hey, Neptune! What's that red spot on your forehead?"

"Please announce your intentions to carpet bomb the youma in advance so other people can get out of the way?!"

"That's a damn big giant robo-"

"What are you yammering about, Mercury? 'Orbital bombardment'?! WHAT orbi-"

"Michiru! Never, ever, read Sappho to a room full of drunk Praxians, EVER AGAIN!!!"

SRoss wrote:"Michiru! Never, ever, read Sappho to a room full of drunk Praxians, EVER AGAIN!!!"

"And don't ever introduce THOSE to full-sized female Zentraedi ever again either! 'Protoculture-powered for extra power'?!"

The new trainee pilots are here sir.

The crew replacements for the Archangel are here sir.

taalismn wrote:Why Sailor Uranus Hates Sailor Moon/Robotech Crossovers:

"Whattyamean I only have Damage Resistance against MAGICAL attacks?!"

"...not my fault that Lisa lady can't appreciate a good grope. Not exactly socially progressive for an American is she?..."

"Really, aliens shouldn't walk the streets of Tokyo like that! They also should be required to leave the firearms at Customs!"

"Hey, Neptune! What's that red spot on your forehead?"

"Please announce your intentions to carpet bomb the youma in advance so other people can get out of the way?!"

"That's a damn big giant robo-"

"What are you yammering about, Mercury? 'Orbital bombardment'?! WHAT orbi-"

SRoss wrote:"Michiru! Never, ever, read Sappho to a room full of drunk Praxians, EVER AGAIN!!!"

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:"Michiru! Never, ever, read Sappho to a room full of drunk Praxians, EVER AGAIN!!!"

"And don't ever introduce THOSE to full-sized female Zentraedi ever again either! 'Protoculture-powered for extra power'?!"

SRoss wrote:

HOW TO MAKE THE VAIN IN ROY'S FOREHEAD POP

The new trainee pilots are here sir.

SRoss wrote:

HOW TO MAKE THE VAIN IN VINCE'S FOREHEAD POP

The crew replacements for the Archangel are here sir.

Louie: "Ok, in order to operate these new veritechs, you need to be wearing these special Motion Suits."

Maia: "Umm, how come only us female pilots have to wear these?"

Rook: "Yeah?"

J.A.N.I.C.E.: (Internally) *Error ... vocal system disabled...*

Louie: "Ohh ... it has to do with ... umm ... Nanosystem synchronization to the ... the ..."

Marcus: "Female form?"

Louie: "Yeah! That's the ticket!"

Rand: "High five!"

SRoss wrote:Louie: "Ok, in order to operate these new veritechs, you need to be wearing these special Motion Suits."

Maia: "Umm, how come only us female pilots have to wear these?"

Rook: "Yeah?"

J.A.N.I.C.E.: (Internally) *Error ... vocal system disabled...*

Louie: "Ohh ... it has to do with ... umm ... Nanosystem synchronization to the ... the ..."

Marcus: "Female form?"

Louie: "Yeah! That's the ticket!"

Rand: "High five!"

The Forth Wall Gang finds SRoss sitting on a park bench aboard Archangel with popcorn and an open cooler of beer.

Alpha 11: "What are you doing?"

SRoss: (Eating popcorn) "J.A.N.I.C.E. fixed her vocal system and explained the load of BS Louie, Marcus and Rand gave them about the suits."

Taalismn: (Jumping on to the bench beside him) "Hell yeah! Pass me one of those!"

Arnie100: "I brought the beer and pizza!"

Rathorc quietly walks over and sets up a large (about the size of the planet Jupiter), glowing Neon sign behind the group with an arrow pointed at Taalismn and the others. After a minute of making sure everything is turned on, he looks at the small group who're watching Rand, Louie and Marcus being chased, smirks and then walks away, flipping a switch which turns on the sign to attract the women.

Ah, minimalist uniforms...otherwise known as 'Kusanagi Professional-style'.

"Major, why are you always dressed in your und-(MMPHF!)"
"Before you ask the Major that, Togusa, I suggest you watch what happened the LAST time somebody asked that question."
"Sato, what the hell?!"
"Video clip C-2361...or at least that's what we're titling it now...Batou keeps trying to track down and destroy all the copies."
"Batou?! Okay, very well, open up video clip C-2361-"
<<aauuughhhh!!!>>
"...dear god...how...how could she give him a wedgie that bad without it tearing?!"
"Batou was wearing kelvar underwear. Now you see why we don;t bother the Major about how she dresses?"

SRoss wrote:The Forth Wall Gang finds SRoss sitting on a park bench aboard Archangel with popcorn and an open cooler of beer.

Alpha 11: "What are you doing?"

SRoss: (Eating popcorn) "J.A.N.I.C.E. fixed her vocal system and explained the load of BS Louie, Marcus and Rand gave them about the suits."

Taalismn: (Jumping on to the bench beside him) "Hell yeah! Pass me one of those!"

Alpha 11: Bring some my way!

Arnie100 wrote:Arnie100: "I brought the beer and pizza!"

Just pizza please.

Rathorc Lemenger wrote:Rathorc quietly walks over and sets up a large (about the size of the planet Jupiter), glowing Neon sign behind the group with an arrow pointed at Taalismn and the others. After a minute of making sure everything is turned on, he looks at the small group who're watching Rand, Louie and Marcus being chased, smirks and then walks away, flipping a switch which turns on the sign to attract the women.

taalismn wrote:Ah, minimalist uniforms...otherwise known as 'Kusanagi Professional-style'.

"Major, why are you always dressed in your und-(MMPHF!)"
"Before you ask the Major that, Togusa, I suggest you watch what happened the LAST time somebody asked that question."
"Sato, what the hell?!"
"Video clip C-2361...or at least that's what we're titling it now...Batou keeps trying to track down and destroy all the copies."
"Batou?! Okay, very well, open up video clip C-2361-"
<<aauuughhhh!!!>>
"...dear god...how...how could she give him a wedgie that bad without it tearing?!"
"Batou was wearing kelvar underwear. Now you see why we don;t bother the Major about how she dresses?"

Bouma was my original intended victim for the Atomic Wedgie, but Batou is more inclined to jam his foot in his mouth around the Major.
On the other hand, Bouma's decidedly much more silent, so he may have GOOD reason to be quiet....

Alpha 11: "Why are we in the backseat of this car?"

SRoss: "Well, after the girls turned us in to the GMP, we had to cut a community service deal to stay out of jail."

Taalismn: "Shiiish! He's coming!"

Kevin Siembieda gets into his car and starts to drive.

The Fouth Wall Gang: (Popping up from his back seat) "ISTHEMARINEBOOKOUTYET?ISTHEMARINEBOOKOUTYET?ISTHEMARINEBOOKOUTYET?"

Kevin: " "

(Car suddenly crashes into a fire hydrant)

taalismn: "Quick! Everyone out!!"

SRoss: "The GMP!!"

Alpha 11: "Whaaaa --?"

Arnie100: "Maybe hiding in the back seat of his car wasn't such a good idea, after all...time to go..."

Meanwhile ...

Paris Hilton puts a sisterly arm around Minmei.

Paris: "Minmei! Baby! We've GOT to party together."

Minmei: "Really! you want to hangout with me!?!"

Next day, about noon in a Las Vegas hotel room...

Rathorc: (Waking up with a hangover and seeing Minmei in the bed beside him) "AAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!"

That's what comes of 'hit and run' appearances on this thread...

At least it wasn't a rabid Pollinator in the bed...

Actually, SROSS, I hate to tell you, but that'd be wrong. I wouldn't react like that, after all, I kind of had a "thing" for Minmei. I always found her attractive, although her personality had some stuff that could be worked on. I'd only react that way if it was Paris Hilton.

Signed,
Rathorc Lemenger.

*Suddenly hears both Lynn Kyle, SROSS, Taalismn, Edwards screaming from the room above*

SROSS: Why in the WORLD are we all sharing a bed together in the BUFF?

SRoss wrote:Alpha 11: "Why are we in the backseat of this car?"

SRoss: "Well, after the girls turned us in to the GMP, we had to cut a community service deal to stay out of jail."

Taalismn: "Shiiish! He's coming!"

Kevin Siembieda gets into his car and starts to drive.

The Fouth Wall Gang: (Popping up from his back seat) "ISTHEMARINEBOOKOUTYET?ISTHEMARINEBOOKOUTYET?ISTHEMARINEBOOKOUTYET?"

Kevin: " "

Arnie100 wrote:(Car suddenly crashes into a fire hydrant)

taalismn: "Quick! Everyone out!!"

SRoss: "The GMP!!"

Alpha 11: "Whaaaa --?"

Arnie100: "Maybe hiding in the back seat of his car wasn't such a good idea, after all...time to go..."

SRoss wrote:Meanwhile ...

Paris Hilton puts a sisterly arm around Minmei.

Paris: "Minmei! Baby! We've GOT to party together."

Minmei: "Really! you want to hangout with me!?!"

Next day, about noon in a Las Vegas hotel room...

Rathorc: (Waking up with a hangover and seeing Minmei in the bed beside him) "AAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!"

taalismn wrote:That's what comes of 'hit and run' appearances on this thread...

At least it wasn't a rabid Pollinator in the bed...

I believe that is #2890 for Edwards.

Rathorc Lemenger wrote:*Suddenly hears both Lynn Kyle, SROSS, Taalismn, Edwards screaming from the room above*

SROSS: Why in the WORLD are we all sharing a bed together in the BUFF?

We did NOT need that imagery.

Rathorc Lemenger wrote:*Suddenly hears both Lynn Kyle, SROSS, Taalismn, Edwards screaming from the room above*

SROSS: Why in the WORLD are we all sharing a bed together in the BUFF?

Arnie100: "Y'all better hope there's no video!"

Well, that definitely fulfills any need to do any more thread crossovers with 'The Hangover' for the next CENTURY or two.....

Arnie100 wrote:

Rathorc Lemenger wrote:*Suddenly hears both Lynn Kyle, SROSS, Taalismn, Edwards screaming from the room above*

SROSS: Why in the WORLD are we all sharing a bed together in the BUFF?

Arnie100: "Y'all better hope there's no video!"

Agree!

taalismn wrote:Well, that definitely fulfills any need to do any more thread crossovers with 'The Hangover' for the next CENTURY or two.....

Yes, please no more.

Sorry...still traumatized, even with body double filling in for my 'nude scene'.

"Well, one look at your medical records and we knew we had to use a stunt double, somebody more photogenic."
"Great! Who'd you use?"
"Tollund Man."



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tollund_Man

taalismn wrote:Sorry...still traumatized, even with body double filling in for my 'nude scene'.

"Well, one look at your medical records and we knew we had to use a stunt double, somebody more photogenic."
"Great! Who'd you use?"
"Tollund Man."



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tollund_Man

Alpha 11 wrote:

taalismn wrote:Sorry...still traumatized, even with body double filling in for my 'nude scene'.

"Well, one look at your medical records and we knew we had to use a stunt double, somebody more photogenic."
"Great! Who'd you use?"
"Tollund Man."



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tollund_Man

"Could be worse, did you see my double..."

SRoss wrote:["Could be worse, did you see my double..."

"Man of the Forest', all rrrrriiiiggghhhtttt!! Orangs ROCK!!! WHOOT!WHOOT!

Plus they're special to librarians.

SRoss wrote:

Alpha 11 wrote:

taalismn wrote:Sorry...still traumatized, even with body double filling in for my 'nude scene'.

"Well, one look at your medical records and we knew we had to use a stunt double, somebody more photogenic."
"Great! Who'd you use?"
"Tollund Man."



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tollund_Man

"Could be worse, did you see my double..."

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:["Could be worse, did you see my double..."

"Man of the Forest', all rrrrriiiiggghhhtttt!! Orangs ROCK!!! WHOOT!WHOOT!

Plus they're special to librarians.

Max: "Honey, Ever since she came here from Earth, Dana's been sleeping in a lot..."

Miriya: "Don't worry dear, I've taken care of the problem."

Dawn; Kanata Sorami walks up to Dana's bed and blows revelry.

Miriya: (Looking up) "Dana dear, When you've come down off that ceiling light, get dressed and come to breakfast."

"Gonna need a spatula to pry her off the ceiling..."

Dana: "Sorry, Mom! Can't hear a bloody thing!"

SRoss wrote:Max: "Honey, Ever since she came here from Earth, Dana's been sleeping in a lot..."

Miriya: "Don't worry dear, I've taken care of the problem."

Dawn; Kanata Sorami walks up to Dana's bed and blows revelry.

Miriya: (Looking up) "Dana dear, When you've come down off that ceiling light, get dressed and come to breakfast."

taalismn wrote:"Gonna need a spatula to pry her off the ceiling..."

Arnie100 wrote:Dana: "Sorry, Mom! Can't hear a bloody thing!"

Sailor Mars: "Hello, Missus Sterling? Can we talk to you for a moment?"
Miriya: "Yes?"
Sailor Mercury: "We don't know exactly how to put this, but..."
Sailor Jupiter: "We heard you do a really GOOD Sailor Pluto imitation and we were wondering..."
Sailor Saturn: "If you'd like to work part-time in the role while our own.."
Sailor Venus: "...finishes her stint in the loopy bin."
Miriya: "...I don't see how you learned of it, or what I have to offer you...magic girls, is the term? Why me?"
Sailor Mercury:"Because your record speaks for itself; you're not likely to be a skinflint with sharing intelligence, you're a better than decent warrior, and..."
Sailor Jupiter: "...We'd really appreciate heavy close air support."
Sailor Mars: "Air support would be good."
Sailor Moon: "Say yes, please."
Miriya: "Max....you want to hear something really funny? Come over here...."

Dana: "Mom? Aren't you a little old to be going too school?"