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04: Package of Brownies----Hmmmm-hmmmm, plastic-wrapped goodness! Anybody taking a bite of these brownies will discover their SECRET INGREDIENT. Save versus non-lethal poison or be utterly blitzed and higher than a kite (-4 on initiative, only 1 APM, NO bonuses in hand to hand, -20% to all skills, but oddly enough, +5 to save versus mind control and possession) for 1d6x10 minutes. A successful save will reduce duration and effects by HALF. Any properly trained sniffer dog or Dogboy will immediately be able to tell the brownies are chocolate-flavored dope.

The next number is 5
Items 1-8 are going to be used to fill list 9 36-43.
Thank you all for your cooperation.

05 Moth Traps----A cardboard box smeared with adhesive gunk and baited with a chemical cue attractive to moths. Package of 1d6. If used, the trap will attract 1d10 moths that will land on it and become hopelessly stuck and die. After the initial wave, 1d4 larger moths will arrive on the scene, then, with small flashes of light, free the last moth trapped. Before flying away, the moths will then set the trap on fire.

thank you taal

06 Picture of a Redheaded Blue-eyed Girl...She is wearing a US flag bikini and has trianguler shaped red barrettes in her hair that have a jagged black line running around them.

You've been hard at work Mr Kay!

06:

A box of keys. Random types of house/car/padlock keys. If used to try opening lock, roll two D%. If the second one is lower than the first, you've managed to open the lock. However, if you roll doubles on both d% rolls, you talk 'off key' for the rest of the gaming session. This could mean your character talks off key for a few hours, or even months or possibly years, depending on the campaign. This will give you a -5% to any rolls concerning communication or even public talking, but give you a +15% with any interactions with Crazies. Whether you like it or not.

CyCo wrote:You've been hard at work Mr Kay!

06:

A box of keys. Random types of house/car/padlock keys. If used to try opening lock, roll two D%. If the second one is lower than the first, you've managed to open the lock. However, if you roll doubles on both d% rolls, you talk 'off key' for the rest of the gaming session. This could mean your character talks off key for a few hours, or even months or possibly years, depending on the campaign. This will give you a -5% to any rolls concerning communication or even public talking, but give you a +15% with any interactions with Crazies. Whether you like it or not.

This would be 07.

08: Rotten Tomato Thrower---A rotten tomato(or other decayed fruit or vegetable) hits one of the PCs with uncanny accuracy. The culprit is a modified Northern Gun mini-missile launcher mine, modified to throw such items. The launcher-mine still has 6 very putrid projectiles ready to fire, and can be scavenged for parts. It is concealed beneath a billboard proclaiming "WELCOME TO (Insert village name here)!!!". A little beyond the billboard is the burned and shattered remains of a small village.

... Please call me Zer0... That's with an actual 0. You can really hear the difference

09- A box of topic papers. Random topics on activism, politics, everyday life and more. If used to try starting a conversation, roll two D%. If the second one is lower than the first, you've managed to sound intelligent, regardless of reading directly from the paper or even being capable of reading. However, if you roll doubles on both d% rolls, you talk 'off point' for the rest of the gaming session. This could mean your character talks off key for a few hours, or even months or possibly years, depending on the campaign. This will give you a -5% to any rolls concerning communication or even public talking, but give you a +15% with any interactions with politicians. Whether you like it or not.

Hmm I think I just came up with a new game, copy and paste. Post a new item, but there must be parts that were obviously copied and pasted from the previous poster. Anyone interested?

taalismn wrote:

CyCo wrote:You've been hard at work Mr Kay!

06:

A box of keys. Random types of house/car/padlock keys. If used to try opening lock, roll two D%. If the second one is lower than the first, you've managed to open the lock. However, if you roll doubles on both d% rolls, you talk 'off key' for the rest of the gaming session. This could mean your character talks off key for a few hours, or even months or possibly years, depending on the campaign. This will give you a -5% to any rolls concerning communication or even public talking, but give you a +15% with any interactions with Crazies. Whether you like it or not.

This would be 07.

08: Rotten Tomato Thrower---A rotten tomato(or other decayed fruit or vegetable) hits one of the PCs with uncanny accuracy. The culprit is a modified Northern Gun mini-missile launcher mine, modified to throw such items. The launcher-mine still has 6 very putrid projectiles ready to fire, and can be scavenged for parts. It is concealed beneath a billboard proclaiming "WELCOME TO (Insert village name here)!!!". A little beyond the billboard is the burned and shattered remains of a small village.

Shouldn't that be that not this?

Zer0 Kay wrote:

taalismn wrote:

CyCo wrote:You've been hard at work Mr Kay!

06:

A box of keys. Random types of house/car/padlock keys. If used to try opening lock, roll two D%. If the second one is lower than the first, you've managed to open the lock. However, if you roll doubles on both d% rolls, you talk 'off key' for the rest of the gaming session. This could mean your character talks off key for a few hours, or even months or possibly years, depending on the campaign. This will give you a -5% to any rolls concerning communication or even public talking, but give you a +15% with any interactions with Crazies. Whether you like it or not.

This would be 07.

08: Rotten Tomato Thrower---A rotten tomato(or other decayed fruit or vegetable) hits one of the PCs with uncanny accuracy. The culprit is a modified Northern Gun mini-missile launcher mine, modified to throw such items. The launcher-mine still has 6 very putrid projectiles ready to fire, and can be scavenged for parts. It is concealed beneath a billboard proclaiming "WELCOME TO (Insert village name here)!!!". A little beyond the billboard is the burned and shattered remains of a small village.

Shouldn't that be that not this?

Drewkitty was 06, Cyco was 07, mine is , as follows, 08.


Aaaannnnnddddd here's:

10: Giant Truck Tire----Tire off a Caterpillar 777 dump truck. It's big and not terribly worn; a good operator could probably modify it without too much trouble into a spare tire for a Mountaineer ATV.

taalismn wrote:

Zer0 Kay wrote:

taalismn wrote:

CyCo wrote:You've been hard at work Mr Kay!

06:

A box of keys. Random types of house/car/padlock keys. If used to try opening lock, roll two D%. If the second one is lower than the first, you've managed to open the lock. However, if you roll doubles on both d% rolls, you talk 'off key' for the rest of the gaming session. This could mean your character talks off key for a few hours, or even months or possibly years, depending on the campaign. This will give you a -5% to any rolls concerning communication or even public talking, but give you a +15% with any interactions with Crazies. Whether you like it or not.

This would be 07.

08: Rotten Tomato Thrower---A rotten tomato(or other decayed fruit or vegetable) hits one of the PCs with uncanny accuracy. The culprit is a modified Northern Gun mini-missile launcher mine, modified to throw such items. The launcher-mine still has 6 very putrid projectiles ready to fire, and can be scavenged for parts. It is concealed beneath a billboard proclaiming "WELCOME TO (Insert village name here)!!!". A little beyond the billboard is the burned and shattered remains of a small village.

Shouldn't that be that not this?

Drewkitty was 06, Cyco was 07, mine is , as follows, 08.

You responding to my preedit or me saying "that not this"?

Zer0 Kay wrote:[You responding to my preedit or me saying "that not this"?

I'm presuming the preedit.
We ARE back on track, number-wise, right?

taalismn wrote:

Zer0 Kay wrote:[You responding to my preedit or me saying "that not this"?

I'm presuming the preedit.
We ARE back on track, number-wise, right?

Yes, thank you.

Good, 'cause;

11. Geezer Chair---It's a rocking chair, rather well made, but anybody sitting down in it will immediately take on the appearance of themselves as very elderly. Even to their own eyes, they look(and sound) on the far side of their life expectancy. However, this is all illusion; the person sitting in the chair will NOT feel any of the slings, aches, and pains that their apparent ache would entail. The illusion is broken the moment they sit up out of the chair. Yes, the chair can be carried along for those who find a use for the illusion.

12 - A sealed package most of the writing is worn off. The label says its called lent een and is made by a company named soy t. It claims to contain high-energy plankton and is more nutritious and tasty tan their previous red and yellow versions but is in limited supply. Inside are two green 2x2 inch green square wafers. If someone tries they notice the oldest person in the group is missing. The missing character returns in 1d4 hours with a crate with the words it's people spray painted on the side. Inside are a bunch of the packets. The company is Soylent and the product is Soylent Green.

13.-Rain Coat----A rubberized poncho-style garment. When donned, the wearer will be deafened by the sound of thunder in his ears and will be soaked wet by water spraying on the inside. Reversing the coat does nothing. If put on a vampire, it will do 1d4x10 Hit Points of damage per melee the coat is on.

taalismn wrote:13.-Rain Coat----A rubberized poncho-style garment. When donned, the wearer will be deafened by the sound of thunder in his ears and will be soaked wet by water spraying on the inside. Reversing the coat does nothing. If put on a vampire, it will do 1d4x10 Hit Points of damage per melee the coat is on.

Are there eyelets along the bottom so a some cord could be ran through to tie in a vamp?

Zer0 Kay wrote:

taalismn wrote:13.-Rain Coat----A rubberized poncho-style garment. When donned, the wearer will be deafened by the sound of thunder in his ears and will be soaked wet by water spraying on the inside. Reversing the coat does nothing. If put on a vampire, it will do 1d4x10 Hit Points of damage per melee the coat is on.

Are there eyelets along the bottom so a some cord could be ran through to tie in a vamp?

Sure. But they can just as easily let a vapor-form vamp out unless you're real fast about getting the coat over them.

taalismn wrote:

Zer0 Kay wrote:

taalismn wrote:13.-Rain Coat----A rubberized poncho-style garment. When donned, the wearer will be deafened by the sound of thunder in his ears and will be soaked wet by water spraying on the inside. Reversing the coat does nothing. If put on a vampire, it will do 1d4x10 Hit Points of damage per melee the coat is on.

Are there eyelets along the bottom so a some cord could be ran through to tie in a vamp?

Sure. But they can just as easily let a vapor-form vamp out unless you're real fast about getting the coat over them.

Anti vampire rain poncho with vapor block

Zer0 Kay wrote:

taalismn wrote:

Zer0 Kay wrote:

taalismn wrote:13.-Rain Coat----A rubberized poncho-style garment. When donned, the wearer will be deafened by the sound of thunder in his ears and will be soaked wet by water spraying on the inside. Reversing the coat does nothing. If put on a vampire, it will do 1d4x10 Hit Points of damage per melee the coat is on.

Are there eyelets along the bottom so a some cord could be ran through to tie in a vamp?

Sure. But they can just as easily let a vapor-form vamp out unless you're real fast about getting the coat over them.

Anti vampire rain poncho with vapor block

Shake-n-Drown baggies, the new way to make your vampire problem go away....

taalismn wrote:

Zer0 Kay wrote:

taalismn wrote:

Zer0 Kay wrote:

taalismn wrote:13.-Rain Coat----A rubberized poncho-style garment. When donned, the wearer will be deafened by the sound of thunder in his ears and will be soaked wet by water spraying on the inside. Reversing the coat does nothing. If put on a vampire, it will do 1d4x10 Hit Points of damage per melee the coat is on.

Are there eyelets along the bottom so a some cord could be ran through to tie in a vamp?

Sure. But they can just as easily let a vapor-form vamp out unless you're real fast about getting the coat over them.

Anti vampire rain poncho with vapor block

Shake-n-Drown baggies, the new way to make your vampire problem go away....

Did you say "Shake-n-Drown" (tm)? I love Shake-n-Drown, but I was wondering if they came in any designer colors and patterns?

Nightfactory wrote:Tome of the Lurkers - Upon reading, the person is suddenly aware of 1D6x100 other people sitting around them in a loose circle, silently starring at them. The lurkers cannot be interacted with in any way. 01-50% chance of becoming paranoid for each round of awareness. Lurkers vanish when the book is closed.

You entering this as #14 in the current list run-up?

Nope can't cuz this is

14- A lost random item. Roll again on these lists. The item you find is obviously not supposed to be here 'cuz it doesn't have the weird number tag you've had on all the other random items you've found. What's up with those anyway?

Nightfactory wrote:#16. Ashes of Keith Richards - (in metal tin) - If snorted, mixed with tea and drank, or injected, user has 01-99% chance of geting higher than Jesus. +15% to creative writing, +40% to dance, +25% to Pilot: Female.

Pilot: Female?! Someone has got flesh that out, and if tame enough, submit it to the We Gots The Skills thread.

The Oh So Amazing Nate wrote:

Nightfactory wrote:#16. Ashes of Keith Richards - (in metal tin) - If snorted, mixed with tea and drank, or injected, user has 01-99% chance of geting higher than Jesus. +15% to creative writing, +40% to dance, +25% to Pilot: Female.

Pilot: Female?! Someone has got flesh that out, and if tame enough, submit it to the We Gots The Skills thread.

I imagine it's similar to http://wiki.thedeificnmi.com/index.php? ... -_Advanced , but with a greater(exclusive) focus on female anatomy, with some extra abilities thrown in, like 'seduction chance of inducing an Alignment shift' or 'instill Physical Addiction(Yourself)', to push the limits of Seduction into the James Bond level of proficiency.

Could be, but I think you can do better though. When reading your reply the thought went through my head that Pilot: Female is less about "riding" a female and possibly more about "steering" one. More of a mental manipulation type skill (Yah see boy, the trick is to make them think it was their idea in the first place) and less of a physical seduction one. Sure the physical aspect figures into it, but not as the main focus.

The Oh So Amazing Nate wrote:Could be, but I think you can do better though. When reading your reply the thought went through my head that Pilot: Female is less about "riding" a female and possibly more about "steering" one. More of a mental manipulation type skill (Yah see boy, the trick is to make them think it was their idea in the first place) and less of a physical seduction one. Sure the physical aspect figures into it, but not as the main focus.

So, sort of like 'Marital Survival(Domestic)', only with a greater emphasis on more proactive psychological manipulation beyond 'know when to duck when that look comes into their eyes'?

The Oh So Amazing Nate wrote:Could be, but I think you can do better though. When reading your reply the thought went through my head that Pilot: Female is less about "riding" a female and possibly more about "steering" one. More of a mental manipulation type skill (Yah see boy, the trick is to make them think it was their idea in the first place) and less of a physical seduction one. Sure the physical aspect figures into it, but not as the main focus.

Don't they already have the ride exotic skill or is that just for the variety that disrobes while rhythmically undulating? So ride domestic? don't get upset ladies it works either way, g-string or bow tie.

The Oh So Amazing Nate wrote:Could be, but I think you can do better though. When reading your reply the thought went through my head that Pilot: Female is less about "riding" a female and possibly more about "steering" one. More of a mental manipulation type skill (Yah see boy, the trick is to make them think it was their idea in the first place) and less of a physical seduction one. Sure the physical aspect figures into it, but not as the main focus.

Don't they already have the ride exotic skill or is that just for the variety that disrobes while rhythmically undulating? So ride domestic? don't get upset ladies it works either way, g-string or bow tie.

17- a strange piece of sequined cloth. It's either a bow tie or a g-string. Either way you manage to wear it. Roll vs. Magic. If successful your clothing except for the piece of cloth feels itchy like a bad wool sweater. If you fail you're overcome by the urge to take it all off... In front of the rest of the group while dancing. But don't worry the group has to save vs magic if they succeed they will tip you based on their sexual preference. If they do not they tip you with half their credits regardless of preference and will forget they tipped you.

18. Sequined Glove---There's only one of them. Anybody putting the glove on must make a save versus magic or see their own hand punch out the first person within reach(roll damage as normal for the wearer's strength). If nobody is immediately within reach, it will wait until somebody gets within range. The wearer is fully conscious, but his or her hand just seems to have a life of its own, and it likes punching people, with APMs similar to their own(Note that the wearer WANTS the hand to punch out people, they get their normal APMs using their other limbs, while the gloved hand can only deal out punches). Roll every melee to keep from punching somebody out(or trying to). Removing the glove will require a combined PS of 50...or removal of the hand.

taalismn wrote:So, sort of like 'Marital Survival(Domestic)', only with a greater emphasis on more proactive psychological manipulation beyond 'know when to duck when that look comes into their eyes'?

Similar ideas yes. I'd like to think that if one had Pilot: Female they'd get a bonus (added after the skill roll) to Marital Survival, rather than just relying on the luck of the dice.

zero kay wrote:Ride: Exotic and Ride: Domestic!

I'm not going to be able to stop laughing for the rest of the night.

Turn down the lights and c'mere Martha. I just leveled up and want to show you this new trick that I learned.

The Oh So Amazing Nate wrote:

taalismn wrote:So, sort of like 'Marital Survival(Domestic)', only with a greater emphasis on more proactive psychological manipulation beyond 'know when to duck when that look comes into their eyes'?

Similar ideas yes. I'd like to think that if one had Pilot: Female they'd get a bonus (added after the skill roll) to Marital Survival, rather than just relying on the luck of the dice.

zero kay wrote:Pilot: Exotic and Pilot: Domestic!

I'm not going to be able to stop laughing for the rest of the night.

Turn down the lights and c'mere Martha. I just leveled up and want to show you this new trick that I learned.

No, no, no I didn't say that i said ride: exotic and domestic... I didn't say pilot... Did I? Nope I didn't so why'd you quote that? Just because my dirty thoughts put dirty thoughts into your head that make you laugh doesn't mean I said the dirty thoughts your thinking and laughing about. Don't blame me for your dirty thoughts... Even if I did have something to do with it... Did I say dirty enough times? DIRTY.

Previous posted edited for partial accuracy.

The Oh So Amazing Nate wrote:Previous posted edited for partial accuracy.

partial accuracy? What's that?

Still laughing?

19. Book: 1001 Sexual Techniques You Will Never Have the Opportunity to Use---It's exactly that; a book of techniques that would make you Superstud, lord of your own harem, but that you will NEVER be able to use, as long as you retain possession of the book. This is because the owner of the book will be rendered impotent, wholly unattractive, erased from the social perception of women, rendered incapable of being able to muster any sexual longings, or cursed with the sexual charisma of a month-dead road-killed marmoset. Once the person disposes of the book, both their normal MA and their libido return to normal, but they will lose ALL memory of the contents of the book. The author's name on the spine may be a clue to its true nature: Tantalus.

20 a boot ... it has pockets up the leg that can contain up to 10 cubic feet of belongings in extra dimensional pockets, but until you have a matching one made, you can't wear it without limping, reduce your speed by half.

21. Keychain---A metal ring with 2d6 different keys on it. There's a 10% chance the next lock the PCs encounter can be opened by one of the leys on the 'chain.

22. Keychain, the keys don't seem to open anything, yet you refuse to be without them. You always put them in an off hand pocket you can easily reach. You are -10% to do any task that requires both hands and -20% to prowl. Everyone says your always playing with the damn keys, making such a racket. You adamantly argue otherwise because if you did your hand would be in your... Damn it, but it isn't making any sound so you have no idea what the heck they're talking about. After being made aware of jingling the keys you can stop for d4 minutes, then you don't even notice your hand going back. You are -2 to MA because of your argumentative natue

23. 4-ounce Plastic Cup of Yogurt(Greek variety, Strawberry-flavor, sealed) --Well it would be 4 ounces if it was still in its dimension of origin. Here, on Rifts Earth, it's 400 GALLONS, and the size of a small swimming pool. Peeling back the foil lid takes 1 MD of damage or a combined PS of 40. You could probably drown a lactose-intolerant enemy in this thing. No spoon is provided.

taalismn wrote:19. Book: 1001 Sexual Techniques You Will Never Have the Opportunity to Use---It's exactly that; a book of techniques that would make you Superstud, lord of your own harem, but that you will NEVER be able to use, as long as you retain possession of the book. This is because the owner of the book will be rendered impotent, wholly unattractive, erased from the social perception of women, rendered incapable of being able to muster any sexual longings, or cursed with the sexual charisma of a month-dead road-killed marmoset. Once the person disposes of the book, both their normal MA and their libido return to normal, but they will lose ALL memory of the contents of the book. The author's name on the spine may be a clue to its true nature: Tantalus.

alright. i'm gonna need a amulet or something with negate curse, total recall, and permanence warding. lets get this party started

Zer0 Kay wrote:22. Keychain, the keys don't seem to open anything, yet you refuse to be without them. You always put them in an off hand pocket you can easily reach. You are -10% to do any task that requires both hands and -20% to prowl. Everyone says your always playing with the damn keys, making such a racket. You adamantly argue otherwise because if you did your hand would be in your... Damn it, but it isn't making any sound so you have no idea what the heck they're talking about. After being made aware of jingling the keys you can stop for d4 minutes, then you don't even notice your hand going back. You are -2 to MA because of your argumentative natue

Somewhere, there is a high school janitor cursing loudly.

The Oh So Amazing Nate wrote:

taalismn wrote:19. Book: 1001 Sexual Techniques You Will Never Have the Opportunity to Use---It's exactly that; a book of techniques that would make you Superstud, lord of your own harem, but that you will NEVER be able to use, as long as you retain possession of the book. This is because the owner of the book will be rendered impotent, wholly unattractive, erased from the social perception of women, rendered incapable of being able to muster any sexual longings, or cursed with the sexual charisma of a month-dead road-killed marmoset. Once the person disposes of the book, both their normal MA and their libido return to normal, but they will lose ALL memory of the contents of the book. The author's name on the spine may be a clue to its true nature: Tantalus.

alright. i'm gonna need a amulet or something with negate curse, total recall, and permanence warding. lets get this party started

Ah, a man with ambition!
Maybe toss in a spell of Illusion, too.
Just remember to wear protection.

taalismn wrote:

The Oh So Amazing Nate wrote:

taalismn wrote:19. Book: 1001 Sexual Techniques You Will Never Have the Opportunity to Use---It's exactly that; a book of techniques that would make you Superstud, lord of your own harem, but that you will NEVER be able to use, as long as you retain possession of the book. This is because the owner of the book will be rendered impotent, wholly unattractive, erased from the social perception of women, rendered incapable of being able to muster any sexual longings, or cursed with the sexual charisma of a month-dead road-killed marmoset. Once the person disposes of the book, both their normal MA and their libido return to normal, but they will lose ALL memory of the contents of the book. The author's name on the spine may be a clue to its true nature: Tantalus.

alright. i'm gonna need a amulet or something with negate curse, total recall, and permanence warding. lets get this party started

Ah, a man with ambition!
Maybe toss in a spell of Illusion, too.
Just remember to wear protection.

Does it have to be MDC with all those supernatural STDs going around?

The Oh So Amazing Nate wrote:

Zer0 Kay wrote:22. Keychain, the keys don't seem to open anything, yet you refuse to be without them. You always put them in an off hand pocket you can easily reach. You are -10% to do any task that requires both hands and -20% to prowl. Everyone says your always playing with the damn keys, making such a racket. You adamantly argue otherwise because if you did your hand would be in your... Damn it, but it isn't making any sound so you have no idea what the heck they're talking about. After being made aware of jingling the keys you can stop for d4 minutes, then you don't even notice your hand going back. You are -2 to MA because of your argumentative natue

Somewhere, there is a high school janitor cursing loudly.

you need to do an item dealing with one of those extendable keychain thing janitors always use.

taalismn wrote:23. 4-ounce Plastic Cup of Yogurt(Greek variety, Strawberry-flavor, sealed) --Well it would be 4 ounces if it was still in its dimension of origin. Here, on Rifts Earth, it's 400 GALLONS, and the size of a small swimming pool. Peeling back the foil lid takes 1 MD of damage or a combined PS of 40. You could probably drown a lactose-intolerant enemy in this thing. No spoon is provided.

no spoon? What! I don't like you anymore.

Um... Wouldn't anyone drown in it?

What about the lactose intolerant?

24. A cow... From the same dimension as the previously mentioned Greek yogurt it weighs 800 tones and is a mile and a half tall at the shoulder. You don't know whether to slaughter this thing and solve world hunger or let it continue to clear the area for development... Either way your hungry for a barbecue.

Just watch out for the cow patties.

Bandini mountain anyone? Got skis?

Zer0 Kay wrote:

taalismn wrote:23. 4-ounce Plastic Cup of Yogurt(Greek variety, Strawberry-flavor, sealed) --Well it would be 4 ounces if it was still in its dimension of origin. Here, on Rifts Earth, it's 400 GALLONS, and the size of a small swimming pool. Peeling back the foil lid takes 1 MD of damage or a combined PS of 40. You could probably drown a lactose-intolerant enemy in this thing. No spoon is provided.

no spoon? What! I don't like you anymore.

Um... Wouldn't anyone drown in it?

What about the lactose intolerant?

Hence my remark about lactose-intolerance. If the drowning doesn't get 'em, then the allergic reactions just might.
"Who'd have guessed that giant demon-lord couldn't handle skim milk?"

taalismn wrote:

Zer0 Kay wrote:

taalismn wrote:23. 4-ounce Plastic Cup of Yogurt(Greek variety, Strawberry-flavor, sealed) --Well it would be 4 ounces if it was still in its dimension of origin. Here, on Rifts Earth, it's 400 GALLONS, and the size of a small swimming pool. Peeling back the foil lid takes 1 MD of damage or a combined PS of 40. You could probably drown a lactose-intolerant enemy in this thing. No spoon is provided.

no spoon? What! I don't like you anymore.

Um... Wouldn't anyone drown in it?

What about the lactose intolerant?

Hence my remark about lactose-intolerance. If the drowning doesn't get 'em, then the allergic reactions just might.
"Who'd have guessed that giant demon-lord couldn't handle skim milk?"

Oops I meant what about lactose sensitive. what a way to go.

25. A bottle of very expired Viagra (individual results may vary).