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The truth behind Kyle's death has finally been revealed...

(Meanwhile at Tommy's office)

Tommy: "What do you mean there's been an accident!? Now I bave to rewrite that whole scene again!!"

Minmei, you crazy, sexy, little black lotus you...

SRoss wrote:"Stirling Curse!?! What a load of bull!"

SRoss wrote:Minmei scowled as she looked at the Prelude to The Shadow Chronicles script.

Minmei: "What the Hell!!! Not only do I not get a man, but Edwards sticks me in a Genisis Pit!"

Kyle: "What are you complaning about? At least you live."

Minmei: "Hmm ... I think I have a better idea... HELP! T.R.! INTRUDER!!!"

As Edwards rushes in the door, Minmei whips out Kyle's gun and fires three shots. Expertly hitting Edwards twice in the chest and once between the eyes. She then picks up the phone. "Security. Nova speaking!"

Minmei: "Oh come quickly, I shot an intruder in my quarters. Unfortunately he strangled my cousin before I saw him."

###CLICK###
Kyle: "Good plan, except no one ... GAAACCCKKK!"

With lightning speed, Minmei looped Rick's silk flying scarf around Kyle's neck and pulled tight with insane strength.

Minmei: "Shhhh, shhh, it's all right, it's better this way Kyle..."

Evil.

Arnie100 wrote:The truth behind Kyle's death has finally been revealed...

(Meanwhile at Tommy's office)

Tommy: "What do you mean there's been an accident!? Now I bave to rewrite that whole scene again!!"

taalismn wrote:Minmei, you crazy, sexy, little black lotus you...

(Tommy's office)

Tommy: "Dammit, I'm gonna have to clone me another Edwards...these clones aren't cheap y'know!"

Arnie100 wrote:(Tommy's office)

Tommy: "Dammit, I'm gonna have to clone me another Edwards...these clones aren't cheap y'know!"

###SLAM###

Tommy whirls to see Minmei holding and Assault Rifle leveled at his chest.

Minmei: "How about you clone me a boyfriend who won't run off with another woman and isn't in league with evil aliens while you're at it."

Tommy: "Y'see, the problem is...nobody wants to work with you!"
Minmei: "What!?"
Tommy: "They're afraid of you...please don't hurt me!"
Minmei: (Firing off a burst) "I JUST WANT A BOYFRIEND!!!"

Arnie100 wrote:Tommy: "Y'see, the problem is...nobody wants to work with you!"
Minmei: "What!?"
Tommy: "They're afraid of you...please don't hurt me!"
Minmei: (Firing off a burst) "I JUST WANT A BOYFRIEND!!!"

Tommy: "When Little Safety is not in his corner, Mister Machine Gun is not your friend..."
Minmei: "You're weirding me out, Tommy..."

Arnie100 wrote:(Tommy's office)

Tommy: "Dammit, I'm gonna have to clone me another Edwards...these clones aren't cheap y'know!"

So that is were all the money is going too!

SRoss wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:(Tommy's office)

Tommy: "Dammit, I'm gonna have to clone me another Edwards...these clones aren't cheap y'know!"

###SLAM###

Tommy whirls to see Minmei holding and Assault Rifle leveled at his chest.

Minmei: "How about you clone me a boyfriend who won't run off with another woman and isn't in league with evil aliens while you're at it."

Go Minmei! Maybe get him to actally make a sequal while your at it!

Arnie100 wrote:Tommy: "Y'see, the problem is...nobody wants to work with you!"
Minmei: "What!?"
Tommy: "They're afraid of you...please don't hurt me!"
Minmei: (Firing off a burst) "I JUST WANT A BOYFRIEND!!!"

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:Tommy: "Y'see, the problem is...nobody wants to work with you!"
Minmei: "What!?"
Tommy: "They're afraid of you...please don't hurt me!"
Minmei: (Firing off a burst) "I JUST WANT A BOYFRIEND!!!"

Tommy: "When Little Safety is not in his corner, Mister Machine Gun is not your friend..."
Minmei: "You're weirding me out, Tommy..."

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:Tommy: "Y'see, the problem is...nobody wants to work with you!"
Minmei: "What!?"
Tommy: "They're afraid of you...please don't hurt me!"
Minmei: (Firing off a burst) "I JUST WANT A BOYFRIEND!!!"

Tommy: "When Little Safety is not in his corner, Mister Machine Gun is not your friend..."
Minmei: "You're weirding me out, Tommy..."

"Minmei's holding Tommy hostage, should we call the GMP?"

"ARE YOU KIDDING!!! Ever Khyron wouldn't be crazy enough to go in there!"

(Tommy's Office, phone ringing)

Minmei: "Hello?"
Nova: (Over phone) "Minmei, evsrything'll be alright if you put the gun down and let Tommy go..."
Minmei: "Not until he gives me what I want!!"
Nova: "And what is that?"
Minmei: "More stuff to sing; come on, how can you make a career out of 5 songs! I also want a man who won't leave me hanging dry, the same way Rick and Johnathan did! I JUST WANT A BOYFRIEND!! Is that so freaking hard to write into the scripts!?"
Nova: "Okay, okay...we'll work something out! (looking at Capt. Komodo) Tommy's screwed..."

Capt. Komodo: (Leaning out the window) "Yeah Kevin, it looks like Tommy's boned. We're going to tray one more shot, we're sending Dana in to give her relationship advice. If that doesn't work, your plan is a go."

Kevin: (Prepping a Reflex Missile) "About damn time."

SRoss wrote:Capt. Komodo: (Leaning out the window) "Yeah Kevin, it looks like Tommy's boned. We're going to tray one more shot, we're sending Dana in to give her relationship advice. If that doesn't work, your plan is a go."

Kevin: (Prepping a Reflex Missile) "About damn time."

No negotiation with terrorists....
By extension, Tommy, being a talent agent responsible for Minmei;s public career, is a terrorist....

Tommy tried not to panic as he looked at Dana's rapidly cooling corpse in the doorway.

Tommy: "Now Miss Minmei, it's still not too late, we can work something out."

Minmei: (Pacing and fidgeting with the rifle) "I am sick of the utter lack of respect I'm getting here."

Tommy: "Here, you just stand there in the middle of the room, I'll open a window for some air."

Tommy opens the window and finds himself staring down the barrels of a MAC II Monster piloted by Kevin.

Tommy: " "

Kevin: "This isn't personal, it's just policy."
Tommy: "Oh, I am SO glad to hear that, because I can't think of what I POSSIBLY could have done to get everybody so ####ed off at me like this..."

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:Tommy: "Y'see, the problem is...nobody wants to work with you!"
Minmei: "What!?"
Tommy: "They're afraid of you...please don't hurt me!"
Minmei: (Firing off a burst) "I JUST WANT A BOYFRIEND!!!"

Tommy: "When Little Safety is not in his corner, Mister Machine Gun is not your friend..."
Minmei: "You're weirding me out, Tommy..."

"Minmei's holding Tommy hostage, should we call the GMP?"

"ARE YOU KIDDING!!! Ever Khyron wouldn't be crazy enough to go in there!"

And it would be a big loose?

Arnie100 wrote:(Tommy's Office, phone ringing)

Minmei: "Hello?"
Nova: (Over phone) "Minmei, evsrything'll be alright if you put the gun down and let Tommy go..."
Minmei: "Not until he gives me what I want!!"
Nova: "And what is that?"
Minmei: "More stuff to sing; come on, how can you make a career out of 5 songs! I also want a man who won't leave me hanging dry, the same way Rick and Johnathan did! I JUST WANT A BOYFRIEND!! Is that so freaking hard to write into the scripts!?"
Nova: "Okay, okay...we'll work something out! (looking at Capt. Komodo) Tommy's screwed..."

Tommy who?

SRoss wrote:Capt. Komodo: (Leaning out the window) "Yeah Kevin, it looks like Tommy's boned. We're going to tray one more shot, we're sending Dana in to give her relationship advice. If that doesn't work, your plan is a go."

Kevin: (Prepping a Reflex Missile) "About damn time."

GO FOR IT!!!!!

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:Capt. Komodo: (Leaning out the window) "Yeah Kevin, it looks like Tommy's boned. We're going to tray one more shot, we're sending Dana in to give her relationship advice. If that doesn't work, your plan is a go."

Kevin: (Prepping a Reflex Missile) "About damn time."

No negotiation with terrorists....
By extension, Tommy, being a talent agent responsible for Minmei;s public career, is a terrorist....

SRoss wrote:Tommy tried not to panic as he looked at Dana's rapidly cooling corpse in the doorway.

Tommy: "Now Miss Minmei, it's still not too late, we can work something out."

Minmei: (Pacing and fidgeting with the rifle) "I am sick of the utter lack of respect I'm getting here."

Tommy: "Here, you just stand there in the middle of the room, I'll open a window for some air."

Tommy opens the window and finds himself staring down the barrels of a MAC II Monster piloted by Kevin.

Tommy: " "

Poor Dana.

taalismn wrote:Kevin: "This isn't personal, it's just policy."
Tommy: "Oh, I am SO glad to hear that, because I can't think of what I POSSIBLY could have done to get everybody so ####ed off at me like this..."

Ya, I wonder why?

Alpha 11 wrote: Poor Dana.

Funny thing was that this was one of the few times she remembered to put her visor down. They just don't protect against five round bursts of 7.62mm SLAP to the face.

Alpha 11 wrote: Tommy who?

Robotech's current creative director. (Who ironically owns a T-shirt with a picture of Minmei in combat fatigues holding an assault rifle.)

Minmei:(seeing the Mac II) "...OKAY! WE CAN NEGOTIATE THI-"
"YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE, COPPERS!!!EAT LEAD!!!"
In the split seconds before the heavy cannon rounds snapped through her at supersonic speed, Minmei had just enough time for one thought:
Where the hell was that damn ventriloquist hidding?

(As the rounds from the MAC-II exploded harmlessly against the defensive shield)

Minmei: "You'll haveta do better then that! And tell Kevin that if anything happens to me, I have files on every nasty thing he's ever done and they get released to the public!"
Tommy: "Oh; come on, don't you think you're going a little too far?"
Minmei: "I'm not through with you yet! They can't get rid of me that easily!"

"Damnit! She has character shielding!"
"So, does this prove the rumors she slept with Emperor Prosek?"
"She's Japanese...she slept with Splynncryth!"
"...let's not go there, alright?"

taalismn wrote:"Damnit! She has character shielding!"
"So, does this prove the rumors she slept with Emperor Prosek?"
"She's Japanese...she slept with Splynncryth!"
"...let's not go there, alright?"

My Rifts-fu is weak, I'll take your word on that.

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:"Damnit! She has character shielding!"
"So, does this prove the rumors she slept with Emperor Prosek?"
"She's Japanese...she slept with Splynncryth!"
"...let's not go there, alright?"

My Rifts-fu is weak, I'll take your word on that.

No worries. Nuetron -S missiles would probably bounce off Emperor Prosek's character shields.

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:"Damnit! She has character shielding!"
"So, does this prove the rumors she slept with Emperor Prosek?"
"She's Japanese...she slept with Splynncryth!"
"...let's not go there, alright?"

My Rifts-fu is weak, I'll take your word on that.

No worries. Nuetron -S missiles would probably bounce off Emperor Prosek's character shields.

Do I want to know who Splynncryth is?

SRoss wrote:[Do I want to know who Splynncryth is?

Rifts Atlantis; he's the Splugorth-in-Residence.
Alien Intelligence. Big, Powerful, Rich, and Evil.
Essentially a big slime-swimming giant eyeball with tentacles.

Minmei: "Dammit, I'm part CHINESE!! My aunt and uncle run a CHINESE restaurant, for crying out loud! I'm not into that tentacle crap like some of those other people!!"

hey. old one-eye can shapeshift.. no one ever said it involved tentacles. clearly it was Splynncryth pretending to be Prosek..

glitterboy2098 wrote:hey. old one-eye can shapeshift.. no one ever said it involved tentacles. clearly it was Splynncryth pretending to be Prosek..

Splynncryth: "I hear this 'Minmei' is the cause of much despair, moaning, suffering, and horror! I MUST meet her!"

Minmei: "If I find out who's starting these rumors about me, I'm gonna...(too terrifying to describe)!"

(At the Hunter's quarters)

Lisa: "This is sooooo much fun!"
Rick: "Everything alright, Hon?"
Lisa: "Perfectly, Dear! (Sweet, innocent smile) Did you enjoy the Super Bowl?"
Rick: "Yeah, great game! That was wierd...she HATES sports..."

SRoss wrote:

Alpha 11 wrote: Poor Dana.

Funny thing was that this was one of the few times she remembered to put her visor down. They just don't protect against five round bursts of 7.62mm SLAP to the face.

SRoss wrote:

Alpha 11 wrote: Tommy who?

Robotech's current creative director. (Who ironically owns a T-shirt with a picture of Minmei in combat fatigues holding an assault rifle.)

I was being sarcastic.

taalismn wrote:Minmei:(seeing the Mac II) "...OKAY! WE CAN NEGOTIATE THI-"
"YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE, COPPERS!!!EAT LEAD!!!"
In the split seconds before the heavy cannon rounds snapped through her at supersonic speed, Minmei had just enough time for one thought:
Where the hell was that damn ventriloquist hidding?

Arnie100 wrote:(As the rounds from the MAC-II exploded harmlessly against the defensive shield)

Minmei: "You'll haveta do better then that! And tell Kevin that if anything happens to me, I have files on every nasty thing he's ever done and they get released to the public!"
Tommy: "Oh; come on, don't you think you're going a little too far?"
Minmei: "I'm not through with you yet! They can't get rid of me that easily!"

taalismn wrote:"Damnit! She has character shielding!"
"So, does this prove the rumors she slept with Emperor Prosek?"
"She's Japanese...she slept with Splynncryth!"
"...let's not go there, alright?"

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:"Damnit! She has character shielding!"
"So, does this prove the rumors she slept with Emperor Prosek?"
"She's Japanese...she slept with Splynncryth!"
"...let's not go there, alright?"

My Rifts-fu is weak, I'll take your word on that.

Take his word for it.

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:"Damnit! She has character shielding!"
"So, does this prove the rumors she slept with Emperor Prosek?"
"She's Japanese...she slept with Splynncryth!"
"...let's not go there, alright?"

My Rifts-fu is weak, I'll take your word on that.

No worries. Nuetron -S missiles would probably bounce off Emperor Prosek's character shields.

Now that's said.

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:"Damnit! She has character shielding!"
"So, does this prove the rumors she slept with Emperor Prosek?"
"She's Japanese...she slept with Splynncryth!"
"...let's not go there, alright?"

My Rifts-fu is weak, I'll take your word on that.

No worries. Nuetron -S missiles would probably bounce off Emperor Prosek's character shields.

Do I want to know who Splynncryth is?

Let's just say, if you were just a normal human or similar, you would not want to be in the same room as he.

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:[Do I want to know who Splynncryth is?

Rifts Atlantis; he's the Splugorth-in-Residence.
Alien Intelligence. Big, Powerful, Rich, and Evil.
Essentially a big slime-swimming giant eyeball with tentacles.

Yes.

Arnie100 wrote:Minmei: "Dammit, I'm part CHINESE!! My aunt and uncle run a CHINESE restaurant, for crying out loud! I'm not into that tentacle crap like some of those other people!!"

Prove it.

glitterboy2098 wrote:hey. old one-eye can shapeshift.. no one ever said it involved tentacles. clearly it was Splynncryth pretending to be Prosek..

Interesting ideal.

taalismn wrote:

glitterboy2098 wrote:hey. old one-eye can shapeshift.. no one ever said it involved tentacles. clearly it was Splynncryth pretending to be Prosek..

Splynncryth: "I hear this 'Minmei' is the cause of much despair, moaning, suffering, and horror! I MUST meet her!"

Arnie100 wrote:Minmei: "If I find out who's starting these rumors about me, I'm gonna...(too terrifying to describe)!"

(At the Hunter's quarters)

Lisa: "This is sooooo much fun!"
Rick: "Everything alright, Hon?"
Lisa: "Perfectly, Dear! (Sweet, innocent smile) Did you enjoy the Super Bowl?"
Rick: "Yeah, great game! That was wierd...she HATES sports..."

Should we be worried now?

Arnie100 wrote:Minmei: "Dammit, I'm part CHINESE!! My aunt and uncle run a CHINESE restaurant, for crying out loud! I'm not into that tentacle crap like some of those other people!!"

A dispondant Whateley crying over a picture of Minmei, shoots himself.

Meanwhile;

Ben Dixson: "Maybe if we just got her a better voice act...." (Ben's head explodes)

On a rooftop two miles away Reba West looks up from the scope of a high-powered sniper rifle.

Reba: "Yeah, we won't be having any more of THAT talk."

SRoss wrote:Meanwhile;

Ben Dixson: "Maybe if we just got her a better voice act...." (Ben's head explodes)

On a rooftop two miles away Reba West looks up from the scope of a high-powered sniper rifle.

Reba: "Yeah, we won't be having any more of THAT talk."

Remember: If all people do is hear your voice, they can't identify you in a visual line-up.

Besides, given the number of people who wanted Ben Dixon dead, it's going to be a long grind through the suspect list....

SRoss wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:Minmei: "Dammit, I'm part CHINESE!! My aunt and uncle run a CHINESE restaurant, for crying out loud! I'm not into that tentacle crap like some of those other people!!"

A dispondant Whateley crying over a picture of Minmei, shoots himself.

SRoss wrote:Meanwhile;

Ben Dixson: "Maybe if we just got her a better voice act...." (Ben's head explodes)

On a rooftop two miles away Reba West looks up from the scope of a high-powered sniper rifle.

Reba: "Yeah, we won't be having any more of THAT talk."

I honestly don't think she was that bad. I honestly like all her songs, and when I hear her We Will Win, it still to this day really gets me going.

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:Meanwhile;

Ben Dixson: "Maybe if we just got her a better voice act...." (Ben's head explodes)

On a rooftop two miles away Reba West looks up from the scope of a high-powered sniper rifle.

Reba: "Yeah, we won't be having any more of THAT talk."

Remember: If all people do is hear your voice, they can't identify you in a visual line-up.

Besides, given the number of people who wanted Ben Dixon dead, it's going to be a long grind through the suspect list....

And why is everyone after him?

Because he was the most ANNOYING person in the entire Robotech saga. Especially with that laugh of his.

SRoss wrote:Because he was the most ANNOYING person in the entire Robotech saga. Especially with that laugh of his.

That swept-up hair.
He had to go.

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:Because he was the most ANNOYING person in the entire Robotech saga. Especially with that laugh of his.

That swept-up hair.
He had to go.

The way things were here, I thought it was Minmei

Alpha 11 wrote:

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:Because he was the most ANNOYING person in the entire Robotech saga. Especially with that laugh of his.

That swept-up hair.
He had to go.

The way things were here, I thought it was Minmei

We challenge the perceived orthodox here. We spit on the canon here. We pay no heed to conventional thought here. We pass gas in the general direction of the mundane here. We laugh out of context here.
Yeah, we're pretty much weirdos.

taalismn wrote:

Alpha 11 wrote:

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:Because he was the most ANNOYING person in the entire Robotech saga. Especially with that laugh of his.

That swept-up hair.
He had to go.

The way things were here, I thought it was Minmei

We challenge the perceived orthodox here. We spit on the canon here. We pay no heed to conventional thought here. We pass gas in the general direction of the mundane here. We laugh out of context here.
Yeah, we're pretty much weirdos.

In other words, "We reject your reality and substitute our own."

Now back to the matter at hand, Edwards thinks he's currently spending the night with Minmei, however we have substituted a shape-shifted Splynncryth. We've offered the Alien Intelligence a Miky Way[sup]tm[/sup] if he changes back to his true form at a tender moment.

Let's see the result...

SRoss wrote:[

Now back to the matter at hand, Edwards thinks he's currently spending the night with Minmei, however we have substituted a shape-shifted Splynncryth. We've offered the Alien Intelligence a Miky Way[sup]tm[/sup] if he changes back to his true form at a tender moment.

Let's see the result...

GMP Report: "At approximately 10:35 PM on the night of 2/6/20-, EVERY WINDOW in an approximately 10 mile radius centered on the Monument City Moto-Motel SHATTERED. Residents in the affected area also complained of temporary deafness accompanying the event. Also, observed reports state that every dog in a one hundred mile radius started barking at about the same time, consistent with an expanding sonic shock wave."

Nova: "Call in the BioSanitation Squad to Minmei's quarters
...AGAIN. Tell them it's a really big one...and tell them to be careful...she's even more pissed off!"
Minmei: "DAMMIT!!! WHAT IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE!!! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU I'M NOT INTO THAT TENTACLE CRAP! Anyone for calamari? It's fresh and there's plenty!" (Sweet, innocent smile)

Network OMni News Candid Camera host: "wait.. who was Minmei with? we snuck Splynncryth into Edwards's room disguised as Minmei.."
Camera thing: "yeah.. and boy did old splynny scream when he realized who's we set him up with on that blind date!"

Sparks: "General! We've got an alert from the BioSanitation Squad. They're at Edwards quarters. They're requesting an immediate Neutron-S strike on their position!!!"

glitterboy2098 wrote:Network OMni News Candid Camera host: "wait.. who was Minmei with? we snuck Splynncryth into Edwards's room disguised as Minmei.."
Camera thing: "yeah.. and boy did old splynny scream when he realized who's we set him up with on that blind date!"

What if she HAD gone in and met the spitting image of herself AND...
"Is it really narcissism if it's a shapeshifter I'm making love to?"
(Splynncryth sweatdrops)

taalismn wrote:

glitterboy2098 wrote:Network OMni News Candid Camera host: "wait.. who was Minmei with? we snuck Splynncryth into Edwards's room disguised as Minmei.."
Camera thing: "yeah.. and boy did old splynny scream when he realized who's we set him up with on that blind date!"

What if she HAD gone in and met the spitting image of herself AND...
"Is it really narcissism if it's a shapeshifter I'm making love to?"
(Splynncryth sweatdrops)

Splynncryth: "Nononono...she really IS crazy!! All I wanted was an autograph! She tried to make sushi out of me and...and...Lookit what she did to my tentacles!!"

taalismn wrote:

Alpha 11 wrote:

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:Because he was the most ANNOYING person in the entire Robotech saga. Especially with that laugh of his.

That swept-up hair.
He had to go.

The way things were here, I thought it was Minmei

We challenge the perceived orthodox here. We spit on the canon here. We pay no heed to conventional thought here. We pass gas in the general direction of the mundane here. We laugh out of context here.
Yeah, we're pretty much weirdos.

Well, I'm in good company at least.

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:

Alpha 11 wrote:

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:Because he was the most ANNOYING person in the entire Robotech saga. Especially with that laugh of his.

That swept-up hair.
He had to go.

The way things were here, I thought it was Minmei

We challenge the perceived orthodox here. We spit on the canon here. We pay no heed to conventional thought here. We pass gas in the general direction of the mundane here. We laugh out of context here.
Yeah, we're pretty much weirdos.

In other words, "We reject your reality and substitute our own."

Now back to the matter at hand, Edwards thinks he's currently spending the night with Minmei, however we have substituted a shape-shifted Splynncryth. We've offered the Alien Intelligence a Miky Way[sup]tm[/sup] if he changes back to his true form at a tender moment.

Let's see the result...

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:[

Now back to the matter at hand, Edwards thinks he's currently spending the night with Minmei, however we have substituted a shape-shifted Splynncryth. We've offered the Alien Intelligence a Miky Way[sup]tm[/sup] if he changes back to his true form at a tender moment.

Let's see the result...

GMP Report: "At approximately 10:35 PM on the night of 2/6/20-, EVERY WINDOW in an approximately 10 mile radius centered on the Monument City Moto-Motel SHATTERED. Residents in the affected area also complained of temporary deafness accompanying the event. Also, observed reports state that every dog in a one hundred mile radius started barking at about the same time, consistent with an expanding sonic shock wave."

Arnie100 wrote:Nova: "Call in the BioSanitation Squad to Minmei's quarters
...AGAIN. Tell them it's a really big one...and tell them to be careful...she's even more pissed off!"
Minmei: "DAMMIT!!! WHAT IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE!!! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU I'M NOT INTO THAT TENTACLE CRAP! Anyone for calamari? It's fresh and there's plenty!" (Sweet, innocent smile)

glitterboy2098 wrote:Network OMni News Candid Camera host: "wait.. who was Minmei with? we snuck Splynncryth into Edwards's room disguised as Minmei.."
Camera thing: "yeah.. and boy did old splynny scream when he realized who's we set him up with on that blind date!"

SRoss wrote:Sparks: "General! We've got an alert from the BioSanitation Squad. They're at Edwards quarters. They're requesting an immediate Neutron-S strike on their position!!!"

taalismn wrote:

glitterboy2098 wrote:Network OMni News Candid Camera host: "wait.. who was Minmei with? we snuck Splynncryth into Edwards's room disguised as Minmei.."
Camera thing: "yeah.. and boy did old splynny scream when he realized who's we set him up with on that blind date!"

What if she HAD gone in and met the spitting image of herself AND...
"Is it really narcissism if it's a shapeshifter I'm making love to?"
(Splynncryth sweatdrops)

Arnie100 wrote:

taalismn wrote:

glitterboy2098 wrote:Network OMni News Candid Camera host: "wait.. who was Minmei with? we snuck Splynncryth into Edwards's room disguised as Minmei.."
Camera thing: "yeah.. and boy did old splynny scream when he realized who's we set him up with on that blind date!"

What if she HAD gone in and met the spitting image of herself AND...
"Is it really narcissism if it's a shapeshifter I'm making love to?"
(Splynncryth sweatdrops)

Splynncryth: "Nononono...she really IS crazy!! All I wanted was an autograph! She tried to make sushi out of me and...and...Lookit what she did to my tentacles!!"

And thus another Elder Entity realizes there's a greater evil at large in the Megaverse...

NON higher up: "so the candid camera crew set up a blind date between Splynncryth, who was disguised as Minmei, and Col. Edwards. then when Mr. Cryyth determined who he was with, he freaked out and ran away... right into the real minmei, who saw nothing odd with there being two of her, took him into her room.. and then Minmei freaked out when he changed back to his real form after wards?"
underling: "yeah boss"
Higher up: "our legal team is going to kill me. then ressurect me. then kill me again."
"underling: so... pan galactic gargle blaster? while you call the legal department?'
higher up: "make it a pitcher.."

glitterboy2098 wrote:NON higher up: "so the candid camera crew set up a blind date between Splynncryth, who was disguised as Minmei, and Col. Edwards. then when Mr. Cryyth determined who he was with, he freaked out and ran away... right into the real minmei, who saw nothing odd with there being two of her, took him into her room.. and then Minmei freaked out when he changed back to his real form after wards?"
underling: "yeah boss"
Higher up: "our legal team is going to kill me. then ressurect me. then kill me again."
"underling: so... pan galactic gargle blaster? while you call the legal department?'
higher up: "make it a pitcher.."

So it's not a gold-brick wrapped in a slice of lemon to the head, it's the Mitsubishi Ingot(all 551 lbs of it) you want bashed into your skull?

taalismn wrote:And thus another Elder Entity realizes there's a greater evil at large in the Megaverse...

Be afraid, be very afraid.

glitterboy2098 wrote:NON higher up: "so the candid camera crew set up a blind date between Splynncryth, who was disguised as Minmei, and Col. Edwards. then when Mr. Cryyth determined who he was with, he freaked out and ran away... right into the real minmei, who saw nothing odd with there being two of her, took him into her room.. and then Minmei freaked out when he changed back to his real form after wards?"
underling: "yeah boss"
Higher up: "our legal team is going to kill me. then ressurect me. then kill me again."
"underling: so... pan galactic gargle blaster? while you call the legal department?'
higher up: "make it a pitcher.."

taalismn wrote:

glitterboy2098 wrote:NON higher up: "so the candid camera crew set up a blind date between Splynncryth, who was disguised as Minmei, and Col. Edwards. then when Mr. Cryyth determined who he was with, he freaked out and ran away... right into the real minmei, who saw nothing odd with there being two of her, took him into her room.. and then Minmei freaked out when he changed back to his real form after wards?"
underling: "yeah boss"
Higher up: "our legal team is going to kill me. then ressurect me. then kill me again."
"underling: so... pan galactic gargle blaster? while you call the legal department?'
higher up: "make it a pitcher.."

So it's not a gold-brick wrapped in a slice of lemon to the head, it's the Mitsubishi Ingot(all 551 lbs of it) you want bashed into your skull?

Ouch.