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Posted: **Sat Feb 09, 2013 8:59 pm**

Higher Up: "So, this is Siberia Base..."

Underling: "Yep."

Posted: **Sat Feb 09, 2013 9:02 pm**

SRoss wrote:Higher Up: "So, this is Siberia Base..."

Underling: "Yep."

Actually, that's probably my drive way...32 inches of snow overnight, and thanks to the snowplow, I'm looking at a six foot wall of dense pack snow blocking my driveway. And I'm all out of thermite....

Posted: **Sat Feb 09, 2013 9:27 pm**

taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:Higher Up: "So, this is Siberia Base..."

Underling: "Yep."

Actually, that's probably my drive way...32 inches of snow overnight, and thanks to the snowplow, I'm looking at a six foot wall of dense pack snow blocking my driveway. And I'm all out of thermite....

Yeah sounds like where I was this morning, Lane way was clear, Highway was clear, but the street leading from my Lane way to the highway the snow was higher then the front of my car. Five and a half hours later the snowplow showed up and blocked off the end of the lane way.

Posted: **Sat Feb 09, 2013 9:53 pm**

SRoss wrote:
taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:Higher Up: "So, this is Siberia Base..."

Underling: "Yep."

Actually, that's probably my drive way...32 inches of snow overnight, and thanks to the snowplow, I'm looking at a six foot wall of dense pack snow blocking my driveway. And I'm all out of thermite....

Yeah sounds like where I was this morning, Lane way was clear, Highway was clear, but the street leading from my Lane way to the highway the snow was higher then the front of my car. Five and a half hours later the snowplow showed up and blocked off the end of the lane way.

So, whether we like it or not, we're both effectively drafted into the Cold Weather Offense Squad, only we're still waiting on the fancy armor and the mecha ain't coming.

Posted: **Sun Feb 10, 2013 1:49 am**

SRoss wrote:Higher Up: "So, this is Siberia Base..."

Underling: "Yep."

taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:Higher Up: "So, this is Siberia Base..."

Underling: "Yep."

Actually, that's probably my drive way...32 inches of snow overnight, and thanks to the snowplow, I'm looking at a six foot wall of dense pack snow blocking my driveway. And I'm all out of thermite....

And people complain about the winters in North Dakota.

SRoss wrote:
taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:Higher Up: "So, this is Siberia Base..."

Underling: "Yep."

Actually, that's probably my drive way...32 inches of snow overnight, and thanks to the snowplow, I'm looking at a six foot wall of dense pack snow blocking my driveway. And I'm all out of thermite....

Yeah sounds like where I was this morning, Lane way was clear, Highway was clear, but the street leading from my Lane way to the highway the snow was higher then the front of my car. Five and a half hours later the snowplow showed up and blocked off the end of the lane way.

taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:
taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:Higher Up: "So, this is Siberia Base..."

Underling: "Yep."

Actually, that's probably my drive way...32 inches of snow overnight, and thanks to the snowplow, I'm looking at a six foot wall of dense pack snow blocking my driveway. And I'm all out of thermite....

Yeah sounds like where I was this morning, Lane way was clear, Highway was clear, but the street leading from my Lane way to the highway the snow was higher then the front of my car. Five and a half hours later the snowplow showed up and blocked off the end of the lane way.

So, whether we like it or not, we're both effectively drafted into the Cold Weather Offense Squad, only we're still waiting on the fancy armor and the mecha ain't coming.

Bummer.

Posted: **Sun Feb 10, 2013 2:17 am**

taalismn wrote:So, whether we like it or not, we're both effectively drafted into the Cold Weather Offense Squad, only we're still waiting on the fancy armor and the mecha ain't coming.

Budget cuts suck, don't they?

Posted: **Sun Feb 10, 2013 3:53 pm**

Arnie100 wrote:
taalismn wrote:So, whether we like it or not, we're both effectively drafted into the Cold Weather Offense Squad, only we're still waiting on the fancy armor and the mecha ain't coming.

Budget cuts suck, don't they?

"Mecha? You brats have mecha? AND power armor? Boy are you newbies spoiled! Back in the day we had to make do with cardboard boxes and rubber bands!" The boxes got soggy in snow slush, and the rubber got brittle in the cold! But that was all we got! No re-issues!"

Posted: **Sun Feb 10, 2013 9:08 pm**

Newbie: "Rubber bands, Sarge? What are those? And what's this 'cardboard box' thingy?"

Posted: **Sun Feb 10, 2013 10:01 pm**

Arnie100 wrote:
taalismn wrote:So, whether we like it or not, we're both effectively drafted into the Cold Weather Offense Squad, only we're still waiting on the fancy armor and the mecha ain't coming.

Budget cuts suck, don't they?

Yep.

taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:
taalismn wrote:So, whether we like it or not, we're both effectively drafted into the Cold Weather Offense Squad, only we're still waiting on the fancy armor and the mecha ain't coming.

Budget cuts suck, don't they?

"Mecha? You brats have mecha? AND power armor? Boy are you newbies spoiled! Back in the day we had to make do with cardboard boxes and rubber bands!" The boxes got soggy in snow slush, and the rubber got brittle in the cold! But that was all we got! No re-issues!"

All old seargent say that.

Arnie100 wrote:Newbie: "Rubber bands, Sarge? What are those? And what's this 'cardboard box' thingy?"

Posted: **Mon Feb 11, 2013 10:08 pm**

Councilor: "Honestly Mr. Cryyth, it could have been much worse."

Splynncryth: "I do not see how?"

Annie: :love:

"MR. SQUISHY!!!" :love:

Posted: **Mon Feb 11, 2013 10:24 pm**

SRoss wrote:Councilor: "Honestly Mr. Cryyth, it could have been much worse."

Splynncryth: "I do not see how?"

Annie: "MR. SQUISHY!!!"

"You fail your save versus magic."
Splynncryth: "Magic? WHAT magic?!"
"Annie's new spell: 'Transformation: Supernatural to Plushy'. Apparently some demented necromancer came up with it."
Splynncryth "THAT UNSPEAKABLE -FIEND-! THAT'S -EVIL-! And he taught that human this spell?! I'll ki--fwhverb...."

Posted: **Tue Feb 12, 2013 1:02 am**

SRoss wrote:Councilor: "Honestly Mr. Cryyth, it could have been much worse."

Splynncryth: "I do not see how?"

Annie: "MR. SQUISHY!!!"

taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:Councilor: "Honestly Mr. Cryyth, it could have been much worse."

Splynncryth: "I do not see how?"

Annie: "MR. SQUISHY!!!"

"You fail your save versus magic."
Splynncryth: "Magic? WHAT magic?!"
"Annie's new spell: 'Transformation: Supernatural to Plushy'. Apparently some demented necromancer came up with it."
Splynncryth "THAT UNSPEAKABLE -FIEND-! THAT'S -EVIL-! And he taught that human this spell?! I'll ki--fwhverb...."

What's even more dangerous, is that he didn't even fell that magic being used.

Posted: **Tue Feb 12, 2013 1:23 am**

(Back at resistance camp)

Annie: (Swinging her new friend around) "Hey, guys! Lookit what I got!!"
Scott: "What is THAT!?"
Annie: "My new best friend, Mr. Squishy!!"
Corg-Kitty: (Remember him?) "At last, my chance to escape while she's distracted!!" (Quickly scampers away)
Splynncryth: (Screaming in pure horror) "NNNNOOOO!!! I am a being of unrivalled power...reduced to a mere toy! IT'S NOT FAIR!"

Posted: **Tue Feb 12, 2013 5:29 pm**

Arnie100 wrote:(Back at resistance camp)

Annie: (Swinging her new friend around) "Hey, guys! Lookit what I got!!"
Scott: "What is THAT!?"
Annie: "My new best friend, Mr. Squishy!!"
Corg-Kitty: (Remember him?) "At last, my chance to escape while she's distracted!!" (Quickly scampers away)
Splynncryth: (Screaming in pure horror) "NNNNOOOO!!! I am a being of unrivalled power...reduced to a mere toy! IT'S NOT FAIR!"

Rules of SF & Fanstasy #4.

Touching or picking up the cute and/or fuzzy thing is a deadly mistake.

Addendum: That is, unless your Annie.

Posted: **Tue Feb 12, 2013 7:33 pm**

SRoss wrote:
Rules of SF & Fanstasy #4.

Touching or picking up the cute and/or fuzzy thing is a deadly mistake.

Addendum: That is, unless your Annie.

"It's Cute, It's Fuzzy, Kill It Before It Slits All Our Throats" is a maxim I've long lived by in RPGing.

Posted: **Tue Feb 12, 2013 8:42 pm**

SRoss wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:(Back at resistance camp)

Annie: (Swinging her new friend around) "Hey, guys! Lookit what I got!!"
Scott: "What is THAT!?"
Annie: "My new best friend, Mr. Squishy!!"
Corg-Kitty: (Remember him?) "At last, my chance to escape while she's distracted!!" (Quickly scampers away)
Splynncryth: (Screaming in pure horror) "NNNNOOOO!!! I am a being of unrivalled power...reduced to a mere toy! IT'S NOT FAIR!"

Rules of SF & Fanstasy #4.

Touching or picking up the cute and/or fuzzy thing is a deadly mistake.

Addendum: That is, unless your Annie.

Annie has natural immunity to such things.

Posted: **Wed Feb 13, 2013 12:17 am**

Arnie100 wrote:(Back at resistance camp)

Annie: (Swinging her new friend around) "Hey, guys! Lookit what I got!!"
Scott: "What is THAT!?"
Annie: "My new best friend, Mr. Squishy!!"
Corg-Kitty: (Remember him?) "At last, my chance to escape while she's distracted!!" (Quickly scampers away)
Splynncryth: (Screaming in pure horror) "NNNNOOOO!!! I am a being of unrivalled power...reduced to a mere toy! IT'S NOT FAIR!"

SRoss wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:(Back at resistance camp)

Annie: (Swinging her new friend around) "Hey, guys! Lookit what I got!!"
Scott: "What is THAT!?"
Annie: "My new best friend, Mr. Squishy!!"
Corg-Kitty: (Remember him?) "At last, my chance to escape while she's distracted!!" (Quickly scampers away)
Splynncryth: (Screaming in pure horror) "NNNNOOOO!!! I am a being of unrivalled power...reduced to a mere toy! IT'S NOT FAIR!"

Rules of SF & Fanstasy #4.

Touching or picking up the cute and/or fuzzy thing is a deadly mistake.

Addendum: That is, unless your Annie.

taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:
Rules of SF & Fanstasy #4.

Touching or picking up the cute and/or fuzzy thing is a deadly mistake.

Addendum: That is, unless your Annie.

"It's Cute, It's Fuzzy, Kill It Before It Slits All Our Throats" is a maxim I've long lived by in RPGing.

Arnie100 wrote:
SRoss wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:(Back at resistance camp)

Annie: (Swinging her new friend around) "Hey, guys! Lookit what I got!!"
Scott: "What is THAT!?"
Annie: "My new best friend, Mr. Squishy!!"
Corg-Kitty: (Remember him?) "At last, my chance to escape while she's distracted!!" (Quickly scampers away)
Splynncryth: (Screaming in pure horror) "NNNNOOOO!!! I am a being of unrivalled power...reduced to a mere toy! IT'S NOT FAIR!"

Rules of SF & Fanstasy #4.

Touching or picking up the cute and/or fuzzy thing is a deadly mistake.

Addendum: That is, unless your Annie.

Annie has natural immunity to such things.

Apperantly so.

Posted: **Thu Feb 14, 2013 7:56 pm**

Backstage at Robotech Bloopers:
Character lounge with various off-duty cast members laying around, resting up.
-clump--clump-clump-
Annie clumps in, because she's only wearing one boot, her clothes are burnt(still smoking) and torn- ragged, she's covered in soot, and her hair is swept out shock-style.
"Okay, which one of you bastards boobytrapped that cute animal doll that just HAPPENED to be in my path this morning?"

Posted: **Thu Feb 14, 2013 9:02 pm**

taalismn wrote:Backstage at Robotech Bloopers:
Character lounge with various off-duty cast members laying around, resting up.
-clump--clump-clump-
Annie clumps in, because she's only wearing one boot, her clothes are burnt(still smoking) and torn- ragged, she's covered in soot, and her hair is swept out shock-style.
"Okat, which one of you bastards boobytrapped that cute animal doll that just HAPPENED to be in my path this morning?"

Tribble Kamikazes! Because there are still unwary people to maimed!!! :demon:

Posted: **Thu Feb 14, 2013 9:13 pm**

SRoss wrote:
taalismn wrote:Backstage at Robotech Bloopers:
Character lounge with various off-duty cast members laying around, resting up.
-clump--clump-clump-
Annie clumps in, because she's only wearing one boot, her clothes are burnt(still smoking) and torn- ragged, she's covered in soot, and her hair is swept out shock-style.
"Okat, which one of you bastards boobytrapped that cute animal doll that just HAPPENED to be in my path this morning?"

Tribble Kamikazes! Because there are still unwary people to maimed!!!

Oh. Dear. God. Those two words just blew my mind...
I haven't had an image like that since the old FASA Star Trek RPG magazine featured carnivorous tribbles.....

Okay, well there were Borg Tribbles... :twisted:

Posted: **Thu Feb 14, 2013 9:26 pm**

taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:
taalismn wrote:Backstage at Robotech Bloopers:
Character lounge with various off-duty cast members laying around, resting up.
-clump--clump-clump-
Annie clumps in, because she's only wearing one boot, her clothes are burnt(still smoking) and torn- ragged, she's covered in soot, and her hair is swept out shock-style.
"Okat, which one of you bastards boobytrapped that cute animal doll that just HAPPENED to be in my path this morning?"

Tribble Kamikazes! Because there are still unwary people to maimed!!!

Oh. Dear. God. Those two words just blew my mind...
I haven't had an image like that since the old FASA Star Trek RPG magazine featured carnivorous tribbles.....

Okay, well there were Borg Tribbles...

http://www.stowiki.org/Tribble

Posted: **Thu Feb 14, 2013 9:29 pm**

glitterboy2098 wrote:[
http://www.stowiki.org/Tribble

You find them as LOOT?
Isn't that a case of initial rewards being devalued and undercut by a flooded market?

Posted: **Thu Feb 14, 2013 9:36 pm**

taalismn wrote:
glitterboy2098 wrote:[
http://www.stowiki.org/Tribble

You find them as LOOT?
Isn't that a case of initial rewards being devalued and undercut by a flooded market?

nah.. they are worth a couple of credits each sold off to the computer, and basic replicator food items are actually a tad cheaper. if your willing to take the long view, you can save up a decent amount of credits early on just by breeding tribbles.

and some varieties are worth a lot, and can only be obtained by feeding specific tribbles certain food items. there is an entire sub-culture of tribble-breeders trying to find the right order of tribbles and food items to breed the higher value types.

Posted: **Thu Feb 14, 2013 10:14 pm**

taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:
taalismn wrote:Backstage at Robotech Bloopers:
Character lounge with various off-duty cast members laying around, resting up.
-clump--clump-clump-
Annie clumps in, because she's only wearing one boot, her clothes are burnt(still smoking) and torn- ragged, she's covered in soot, and her hair is swept out shock-style.
"Okat, which one of you bastards boobytrapped that cute animal doll that just HAPPENED to be in my path this morning?"

Tribble Kamikazes! Because there are still unwary people to maimed!!!

Oh. Dear. God. Those two words just blew my mind...
I haven't had an image like that since the old FASA Star Trek RPG magazine featured carnivorous tribbles.....

Okay, well there were Borg Tribbles...

It ranks up there with "Blond Klingons! Because today, is a good day to dye!"

Posted: **Thu Feb 14, 2013 11:04 pm**

taalismn wrote:Backstage at Robotech Bloopers:
Character lounge with various off-duty cast members laying around, resting up.
-clump--clump-clump-
Annie clumps in, because she's only wearing one boot, her clothes are burnt(still smoking) and torn- ragged, she's covered in soot, and her hair is swept out shock-style.
"Okay, which one of you bastards boobytrapped that cute animal doll that just HAPPENED to be in my path this morning?"

SRoss wrote:
taalismn wrote:Backstage at Robotech Bloopers:
Character lounge with various off-duty cast members laying around, resting up.
-clump--clump-clump-
Annie clumps in, because she's only wearing one boot, her clothes are burnt(still smoking) and torn- ragged, she's covered in soot, and her hair is swept out shock-style.
"Okat, which one of you bastards boobytrapped that cute animal doll that just HAPPENED to be in my path this morning?"

Tribble Kamikazes! Because there are still unwary people to maimed!!!

taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:
taalismn wrote:Backstage at Robotech Bloopers:
Character lounge with various off-duty cast members laying around, resting up.
-clump--clump-clump-
Annie clumps in, because she's only wearing one boot, her clothes are burnt(still smoking) and torn- ragged, she's covered in soot, and her hair is swept out shock-style.
"Okat, which one of you bastards boobytrapped that cute animal doll that just HAPPENED to be in my path this morning?"

Tribble Kamikazes! Because there are still unwary people to maimed!!!

Oh. Dear. God. Those two words just blew my mind...
I haven't had an image like that since the old FASA Star Trek RPG magazine featured carnivorous tribbles.....

Okay, well there were Borg Tribbles...

glitterboy2098 wrote:
taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:
taalismn wrote:Backstage at Robotech Bloopers:
Character lounge with various off-duty cast members laying around, resting up.
-clump--clump-clump-
Annie clumps in, because she's only wearing one boot, her clothes are burnt(still smoking) and torn- ragged, she's covered in soot, and her hair is swept out shock-style.
"Okat, which one of you bastards boobytrapped that cute animal doll that just HAPPENED to be in my path this morning?"

Tribble Kamikazes! Because there are still unwary people to maimed!!!

Oh. Dear. God. Those two words just blew my mind...
I haven't had an image like that since the old FASA Star Trek RPG magazine featured carnivorous tribbles.....

Okay, well there were Borg Tribbles...

http://www.stowiki.org/Tribble

SRoss wrote:
taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:
taalismn wrote:Backstage at Robotech Bloopers:
Character lounge with various off-duty cast members laying around, resting up.
-clump--clump-clump-
Annie clumps in, because she's only wearing one boot, her clothes are burnt(still smoking) and torn- ragged, she's covered in soot, and her hair is swept out shock-style.
"Okat, which one of you bastards boobytrapped that cute animal doll that just HAPPENED to be in my path this morning?"

Tribble Kamikazes! Because there are still unwary people to maimed!!!

Oh. Dear. God. Those two words just blew my mind...
I haven't had an image like that since the old FASA Star Trek RPG magazine featured carnivorous tribbles.....

Okay, well there were Borg Tribbles...

It ranks up there with "Blond Klingons! Because today, is a good day to dye!"

Posted: **Fri Feb 15, 2013 12:11 am**

SRoss wrote:[

It ranks up there with "Blond Klingons! Because today, is a good day to dye!"

A pun that bad almost makes me want to put on a red shirt and eat my own phaser....

Posted: **Fri Feb 15, 2013 2:51 am**

taalismn wrote:Backstage at Robotech Bloopers:
Character lounge with various off-duty cast members laying around, resting up.
-clump--clump-clump-
Annie clumps in, because she's only wearing one boot, her clothes are burnt(still smoking) and torn- ragged, she's covered in soot, and her hair is swept out shock-style.
"Okay, which one of you bastards boobytrapped that cute animal doll that just HAPPENED to be in my path this morning?"

(Everyone turns and looks at Corg)

Corg: "What!? Why me?
Annie : "When I get my hands on YOU --"
Corg: "Uh-oh..." (Takes off running with Annie in hot pursuit)

Posted: **Fri Feb 15, 2013 4:20 pm**

Oh God how I have missed te random shockingly violent insanty of this fine thread

Posted: **Fri Feb 15, 2013 8:36 pm**

Arnie100 wrote:
taalismn wrote:Backstage at Robotech Bloopers:
Character lounge with various off-duty cast members laying around, resting up.
-clump--clump-clump-
Annie clumps in, because she's only wearing one boot, her clothes are burnt(still smoking) and torn- ragged, she's covered in soot, and her hair is swept out shock-style.
"Okay, which one of you bastards boobytrapped that cute animal doll that just HAPPENED to be in my path this morning?"

(Everyone turns and looks at Corg)

Corg: "What!? Why me?
Annie : "When I get my hands on YOU --"
Corg: "Uh-oh..." (Takes off running with Annie in hot pursuit)

Rabid Pollinator: (Rubbing it's hands in glee) "Good, good, they don't suspect..." :twisted:

Posted: **Fri Feb 15, 2013 9:15 pm**

SRoss wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:
taalismn wrote:Backstage at Robotech Bloopers:
Character lounge with various off-duty cast members laying around, resting up.
-clump--clump-clump-
Annie clumps in, because she's only wearing one boot, her clothes are burnt(still smoking) and torn- ragged, she's covered in soot, and her hair is swept out shock-style.
"Okay, which one of you bastards boobytrapped that cute animal doll that just HAPPENED to be in my path this morning?"

(Everyone turns and looks at Corg)

Corg: "What!? Why me?
Annie : "When I get my hands on YOU --"
Corg: "Uh-oh..." (Takes off running with Annie in hot pursuit)

Rabid Pollinator: (Rubbing it's hands in glee) "Good, good, they don't suspect..."

Lisa: "Here ya go, Polly! (Hands a stash of tentacle porn over)"
Rabid Pollinator: "Don't use my real name here! And it was fun working with you! (Dashes off)
Rick: "What was that all about?"
Lisa: "Nothing, Dear..."
Minmei: (Just walking in) "What is it with all these rumors about me!?"
Rick: :shock:

Posted: **Fri Feb 15, 2013 9:17 pm**

Kargan3033 wrote:Oh God how I have missed te random shockingly violent insanty of this fine thread

Karno: "I haven't."
FIFTY THOUSAND VOLTS OF RAW NAKED POWER
Musica: (putting away her remote)"Yep. Battery in this thing's still good."

Posted: **Fri Feb 15, 2013 9:48 pm**

Dante: "Hey Gnea, do you smell burning clone?"

Posted: **Fri Feb 15, 2013 10:06 pm**

Marie:(looking at the pile of ashes on the floor with a few cracked teeth still identifiable in it)"Musica, you zorched him, you clean him up."
Louie: "Vacuum cleaner's charged up in the closet."
Bowie: "Honestly, Louie...who builds a riding vacuum for indoors?"
Louie: "Got the idea from 'Home Improvement'!"

Posted: **Fri Feb 15, 2013 10:14 pm**

taalismn wrote:Marie:(looking at the pile of ashes on the floor with a few cracked teeth still identifiable in it)"Musica, you zorched him, you clean him up."
Louie: "Vacuum cleaner's charged up in the closet."
Bowie: "Honestly, Louie...who builds a riding vacuum for indoors?"
Louie: "Got the idea from 'Home Improvement'!"

Dana: "LOUIE!!! YOUR @#$%^&* VACUUM JUST RAMMED MY TANK THROUGH A WALL!!!"

Musica: "Sorry, I think the throttle is stuck..."

Posted: **Fri Feb 15, 2013 10:19 pm**

taalismn wrote:
Kargan3033 wrote:Oh God how I have missed te random shockingly violent insanty of this fine thread

Karno: "I haven't."
FIFTY THOUSAND VOLTS OF RAW NAKED POWER
Musica: (putting away her remote)"Yep. Battery in this thing's still good."

I'm glad to see you are still pretty much running this thread Tal, I hope you are well my friend.

Posted: **Fri Feb 15, 2013 10:48 pm**

SRoss wrote:
taalismn wrote:Marie:(looking at the pile of ashes on the floor with a few cracked teeth still identifiable in it)"Musica, you zorched him, you clean him up."
Louie: "Vacuum cleaner's charged up in the closet."
Bowie: "Honestly, Louie...who builds a riding vacuum for indoors?"
Louie: "Got the idea from 'Home Improvement'!"

Dana: "LOUIE!!! YOUR @#$%^&* VACUUM JUST RAMMED MY TANK THROUGH A WALL!!!"

Musica: "Sorry, I think the throttle is stuck..."

Louie:" Keep your panties on, I'll fix the damn thing. "
* Grabs his tool kit and walks into the room where where the pimpped out vacum cleaner is running amok*

*The sounds of loud crashing and the sounds of Louie screaming*

Musica:" Is it my imagenation or does it sound like Louie is having fun? "

Dana:" Well Louie does love interactive technolagy but this is too much, what the hell can he be doing in their? "

Janice who's whole body is flush a deep crimson:" You have no idea on how right you are Dana. " she says in a low wisper

Musica:" What was that Janice? "

Janice:" Nothing, just forget you heard anything. "

*Janice grabs Dana's wirst as she is about to walk into the room to see what is going on as there is even louder sounds of mayham and Louie's strange screaming*

Dana: " Janice what the hell are you doing? "

Janice: Trust me Dana YOU DO NOT WANT TO GO IN THERE! "

Musica:" Why do you say that for? " she asks Janice as she and Dana get a majorly creeped out feeling

Janice:" If you want to rip your eyes out in horror then be my guest. " she says to Musica and Dana with a how shall we say*aroused* tone of voice.

Dana: " What are you trying to say Janice? "

Janice:" That which is seen, can not be unseen. "

*Dana looks at Janice who breathing is kicked up a notch, looks to Musica who has a clueless on her face*

Dana:" Musica, Janice you all want to go for some drinks? " she asked her two friends as she let's go of the door knob as her skin begans to crawl for some unknown reason.

Musica:" Sure Dana, sounds like fun, Janice are you going to join us? "

Janice:" No you two go, I'll wait here for Louie to finish up."

*Musica and Dana take notice of Janice's *strange behavour* and leave to go and get hammered*

Musica:Weirdos "

Dana:"I know what you mean, why do we get stuck with the perverts for? " she says to Musica as the two of them pick up their pace to get to the nearest bar and drink themselves into a coma as highly distrubing mental images flash across their brain pans.

Posted: **Fri Feb 15, 2013 10:57 pm**

taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:[

It ranks up there with "Blond Klingons! Because today, is a good day to dye!"

A pun that bad almost makes me want to put on a red shirt and eat my own phaser....

Arnie100 wrote:
taalismn wrote:Backstage at Robotech Bloopers:
Character lounge with various off-duty cast members laying around, resting up.
-clump--clump-clump-
Annie clumps in, because she's only wearing one boot, her clothes are burnt(still smoking) and torn- ragged, she's covered in soot, and her hair is swept out shock-style.
"Okay, which one of you bastards boobytrapped that cute animal doll that just HAPPENED to be in my path this morning?"

(Everyone turns and looks at Corg)

Corg: "What!? Why me?
Annie : "When I get my hands on YOU --"
Corg: "Uh-oh..." (Takes off running with Annie in hot pursuit)

SRoss wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:
taalismn wrote:Backstage at Robotech Bloopers:
Character lounge with various off-duty cast members laying around, resting up.
-clump--clump-clump-
Annie clumps in, because she's only wearing one boot, her clothes are burnt(still smoking) and torn- ragged, she's covered in soot, and her hair is swept out shock-style.
"Okay, which one of you bastards boobytrapped that cute animal doll that just HAPPENED to be in my path this morning?"

(Everyone turns and looks at Corg)

Corg: "What!? Why me?
Annie : "When I get my hands on YOU --"
Corg: "Uh-oh..." (Takes off running with Annie in hot pursuit)

Rabid Pollinator: (Rubbing it's hands in glee) "Good, good, they don't suspect..."

Arnie100 wrote:
SRoss wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:
taalismn wrote:Backstage at Robotech Bloopers:
Character lounge with various off-duty cast members laying around, resting up.
-clump--clump-clump-
Annie clumps in, because she's only wearing one boot, her clothes are burnt(still smoking) and torn- ragged, she's covered in soot, and her hair is swept out shock-style.
"Okay, which one of you bastards boobytrapped that cute animal doll that just HAPPENED to be in my path this morning?"

(Everyone turns and looks at Corg)

Corg: "What!? Why me?
Annie : "When I get my hands on YOU --"
Corg: "Uh-oh..." (Takes off running with Annie in hot pursuit)

Rabid Pollinator: (Rubbing it's hands in glee) "Good, good, they don't suspect..."

Lisa: "Here ya go, Polly! (Hands a stash of tentacle porn over)"
Rabid Pollinator: "Don't use my real name here! And it was fun working with you! (Dashes off)
Rick: "What was that all about?"
Lisa: "Nothing, Dear..."
Minmei: (Just walking in) "What is it with all these rumors about me!?"
Rick:

taalismn wrote:
Kargan3033 wrote:Oh God how I have missed te random shockingly violent insanty of this fine thread

Karno: "I haven't."
FIFTY THOUSAND VOLTS OF RAW NAKED POWER
Musica: (putting away her remote)"Yep. Battery in this thing's still good."

Posted: **Fri Feb 15, 2013 11:02 pm**

SRoss wrote:Dante: "Hey Gnea, do you smell burning clone?"

taalismn wrote:Marie:(looking at the pile of ashes on the floor with a few cracked teeth still identifiable in it)"Musica, you zorched him, you clean him up."
Louie: "Vacuum cleaner's charged up in the closet."
Bowie: "Honestly, Louie...who builds a riding vacuum for indoors?"
Louie: "Got the idea from 'Home Improvement'!"

Should we be skard now?

SRoss wrote:
taalismn wrote:Marie:(looking at the pile of ashes on the floor with a few cracked teeth still identifiable in it)"Musica, you zorched him, you clean him up."
Louie: "Vacuum cleaner's charged up in the closet."
Bowie: "Honestly, Louie...who builds a riding vacuum for indoors?"
Louie: "Got the idea from 'Home Improvement'!"

Dana: "LOUIE!!! YOUR @#$%^&* VACUUM JUST RAMMED MY TANK THROUGH A WALL!!!"

Musica: "Sorry, I think the throttle is stuck..."

Kargan3033 wrote:
SRoss wrote:
taalismn wrote:Marie:(looking at the pile of ashes on the floor with a few cracked teeth still identifiable in it)"Musica, you zorched him, you clean him up."
Louie: "Vacuum cleaner's charged up in the closet."
Bowie: "Honestly, Louie...who builds a riding vacuum for indoors?"
Louie: "Got the idea from 'Home Improvement'!"

Dana: "LOUIE!!! YOUR @#$%^&* VACUUM JUST RAMMED MY TANK THROUGH A WALL!!!"

Musica: "Sorry, I think the throttle is stuck..."

Louie:" Keep your panties on, I'll fix the damn thing. "
* Grabs his tool kit and walks into the room where where the pimpped out vacum cleaner is running amok*

*The sounds of loud crashing and the sounds of Louie screaming*

Musica:" Is it my imagenation or does it sound like Louie is having fun? "

Dana:" Well Louie does love interactive technolagy but this is too much, what the hell can he be doing in their? "

Janice who's whole body is flush a deep crimson:" You have no idea on how right you are Dana. " she says in a low wisper

Musica:" What was that Janice? "

Janice:" Nothing, just forget you heard anything. "

*Janice grabs Dana's wirst as she is about to walk into the room to see what is going on as there is even louder sounds of mayham and Louie's strange screaming*

Dana: " Janice what the hell are you doing? "

Janice: Trust me Dana YOU DO NOT WANT TO GO IN THERE! "

Musica:" Why do you say that for? " she asks Janice as she and Dana get a majorly creeped out feeling

Janice:" If you want to rip your eyes out in horror then be my guest. " she says to Musica and Dana with a how shall we say*aroused* tone of voice.

Dana: " What are you trying to say Janice? "

Janice:" That which is seen, can not be unseen. "

*Dana looks at Janice who breathing is kicked up a notch, looks to Musica who has a clueless on her face*

Dana:" Musica, Janice you all want to go for some drinks? " she asked her two friends as she let's go of the door knob as her skin begans to crawl for some unknown reason.

Musica:" Sure Dana, sounds like fun, Janice are you going to join us? "

Janice:" No you two go, I'll wait here for Louie to finish up."

*Musica and Dana take notice of Janice's *strange behavour* and leave to go and get hammered*

Musica:Weirdos "

Dana:"I know what you mean, why do we get stuck with the perverts for? " she says to Musica as the two of them pick up their pace to get to the nearest bar and drink themselves into a coma as highly distrubing mental images flash across their brain pans.

Posted: **Fri Feb 15, 2013 11:31 pm**

It's a bright sunny summer's day as Zor and Bowie are crusing about the city while looking for something to do to relax after the recent bout of insantiy in their lives.

Bowie:" Hey Zor how about we go for a few drinks? "

Zor:" Sounds like a plan, where should why go? "

Bowie: " how about that bar across the street, never been there before. "

*Zor looks to where Bowie is pointing and sees a small but fairly respectable looking bar.*

*After crossing the busy street our two vic...urrr..ummm Brave Heros finding themselves looking at the sign about the bar that reads " Glup&Blow*

*Dispite their better sense of self reserveration they walk into the bar and see that it is clean and brightly lit*

Zor: Hey Bowie is that Dana and Musica over there? "

*Bowie looks over to the table that Zor is pointing too and sees both Dana and Musica sitting at a table that is covered with empty glasses and a deeply disturbed look on their faces*

Zor" Dana are you ok? " Zor askes as he sees Dana polish off her 37th Pan Galatic Gargale Blaster

Dana" It's so horrabile! " she says to Zor in a slight gushing of horror laced tears

*Bowie and Zor look at each other in confusion as they can not understand what has Dana and Musica so freaked out.*

Bowie: " Musica what is going on? " he asks his lady love who's eyes are spining like a demented top

Musica:" It...It.. "

Dana: " I can't beileve he's like that! " Dana shouts in a horrfied tone of voice

Zor:" Who are you talking about Dana? "

Musica" Shhheeess talkiing about LOOOUUUIEEE! "

Bowie:" What about Louie? " he askes Musica as he begins to get a creeped out feeling in the pit of his stomach.

*When no answer is forth coming both Zor and Bowie order a drink as they are trying and failing to understand what it is about Louie that has the two girlsso bent out of shape*

Dana:" And that Janice, what does she see in that four eyed pervert! "

Zor:" Well her nick name for Louie is Sparky. " he says to Dana as he take's a long pull of his drink with a cocky smirk on his face.

Zor" OH S***! my protoculture sense is tingling! " he thinks to himself as he sees Dana giving him a drunken, sultry and deciedly preadatory look.

Bowie:" Run Forest, run the f*** away dumb ass! " he thinks to himself as he sees Musica giving him " The Look. "

*Zor and Bowie gulp down their drinks as they get a sense of creeping doom racing up their spines*

Posted: **Fri Feb 15, 2013 11:35 pm**

Dante: (Struggling NOT to imagine the reason for the sounds he hears through the door) "Umm ... I normally wouldn't say this Sean, but I think we should join the girls at the bar."

Posted: **Fri Feb 15, 2013 11:42 pm**

Zor and Bowie reach the door just as Angelo and Sean are coming in leading to a four person pile up at the only entrance/exit.

Posted: **Sat Feb 16, 2013 12:00 am**

SRoss wrote:Zor and Bowie reach the door just as Angelo and Sean are coming in leading to a four person pile up at the only entrance/exit.

And to make matters worse both Nova and Marie end up behind the tangle of men as a very druken Dana and Musica lurch after Zor and Bowie and so how end up draging Nova and Marie into the pile up.

*A thoughly tramatized TR.Edwards forces his way out of the vacumcleaner bag and sees a naked Janice cuddled up to a naked and slightly singed Louie*

TR.Edwards:" Gods that why I HATE NERD BOYS! " he snarls to himself as he wipes away from unidentfible goo from his cybernetic eye.

TR.Edwards:Might as well kill this Nerd Boy while I have a chance, my honor demands it! "

*Edwards takes a step towards the slightly crispy but very happy Louie when suddenly Janice reverts to her robotic from and looks at Edwards with glowing blood red eyes*

Edwards:OH SH......

" Hello you have reached the GMP dispacth office can I help you? "

Nameless Extra:" I want to report a distrubance. "

GMP Dispatcher:" What kind of distrubance Sir? "

Nameless Extra" Well it sounded like high power energy weapons fire ad girlish screaming, could you send an officer, I'm scared witless."

GMP Dispatcher:" Very well we'll send a patorl unit out to your house. "

Nameless Extra:" Do you need my adress? "

GMP Dispatcher:" No Sir we KNOW where you live. "

Posted: **Sat Feb 16, 2013 12:02 am**

Later, at the Monument City ER:
Louie: "-and that, Doctor, is when I realized two things; the first being that emergency shut-offs should be within easy flailing distance of moving parts on power appliances, because being sucked through a two inch diameter vacuum hose assembly is NOT fun..."
Doctor: "Neither was re-assembling your skeleton from what amounted to blood-colored jello..."
Louie: "For which I thank you and the modern drug industry. The painkillers are WONDERFUL. Now the second great revelation I had during my near-jello, ah near-DEATH experience is that my idiot friends couldn't tell the difference between throes of passion and writhing agony...Though, in Dana's case, this is completely understandable...."

Posted: **Sat Feb 16, 2013 12:07 am**

taalismn wrote:Later, at the Monument City ER:
Louie: "-and that, Doctor, is when I realized two things; the first being that emergency shut-offs should be within easy flailing distance of moving parts on power appliances, because being sucked through a two inch diameter vacuum hose assembly is NOT fun..."
Doctor: "Neither was re-assembling your skeleton from what amounted to blood-colored jello..."
Louie: "For which I thank you and the modern drug industry. The painkillers are WONDERFUL. Now the second great revelation I had during my near-jello, ah near-DEATH experience is that my idiot friends couldn't tell the difference between throes of passion and writhing agony...Though, in Dana's case, this is completely understandable...."

Dare I ask what you mean by what you said in the bolded text?

Posted: **Sat Feb 16, 2013 12:08 am**

Khyron: (AKA Nameless Extra hanging up phone) "How did they know it was me?"
Grel: "Maybe because of your girly screaming, Sir?"
Khyron: "I hate you..."
Grel: "You hate everyone, Sir. That doesn't bother me, anymore. I'm going to the bar, Sir."

Posted: **Sat Feb 16, 2013 12:49 am**

Kargan3033 wrote:
taalismn wrote:Later, at the Monument City ER:
Louie: "-and that, Doctor, is when I realized two things; the first being that emergency shut-offs should be within easy flailing distance of moving parts on power appliances, because being sucked through a two inch diameter vacuum hose assembly is NOT fun..."
Doctor: "Neither was re-assembling your skeleton from what amounted to blood-colored jello..."
Louie: "For which I thank you and the modern drug industry. The painkillers are WONDERFUL. Now the second great revelation I had during my near-jello, ah near-DEATH experience is that my idiot friends couldn't tell the difference between throes of passion and writhing agony...Though, in Dana's case, this is completely understandable...."

Dare I ask what you mean by what you said in the bolded text?

Given Dana's past dating history)in canon and here), one has to wonder if she perhaps has the whole pleasure/pain thing mixed up....

Posted: **Sat Feb 16, 2013 10:34 am**

taalismn wrote:
Kargan3033 wrote:
taalismn wrote:Later, at the Monument City ER:
Louie: "-and that, Doctor, is when I realized two things; the first being that emergency shut-offs should be within easy flailing distance of moving parts on power appliances, because being sucked through a two inch diameter vacuum hose assembly is NOT fun..."
Doctor: "Neither was re-assembling your skeleton from what amounted to blood-colored jello..."
Louie: "For which I thank you and the modern drug industry. The painkillers are WONDERFUL. Now the second great revelation I had during my near-jello, ah near-DEATH experience is that my idiot friends couldn't tell the difference between throes of passion and writhing agony...Though, in Dana's case, this is completely understandable...."

Dare I ask what you mean by what you said in the bolded text?

Given Dana's past dating history)in canon and here), one has to wonder if she perhaps has the whole pleasure/pain thing mixed up....

Ahh, thanks for the wonderful mental image(looks for some brain bleach) :lol:

I'd hate to see her having a job as a relationship/marriage consuler :eek:

Posted: **Sat Feb 16, 2013 12:23 pm**

Kargan3033 wrote:[
I'd hate to see her having a job as a relationship/marriage consuler

I dunno...having a fully armored Dana sitting across the table from the arguing parties, pointing a rifle at them, with a beer bottle from which she's taking swigs, and making it entirely clear that she's having a BAD day and won't take $#!+ from any idiots might result in a rather less heated and more polite counseling session...

Posted: **Sat Feb 16, 2013 12:40 pm**

taalismn wrote:
Kargan3033 wrote:[
I'd hate to see her having a job as a relationship/marriage consuler

I dunno...having a fully armored Dana sitting across the table from the arguing parties, pointing a rifle at them, with a beer bottle from which she's taking swigs, and making it entirely clear that she's having a BAD day and won't take $#!+ from any idiots might result in a rather less heated and more polite counseling session...

She Tried that before, remember? Minmei shot her in the face.

Posted: **Sat Feb 16, 2013 2:29 pm**

SRoss wrote:
taalismn wrote:
Kargan3033 wrote:[
I'd hate to see her having a job as a relationship/marriage consuler

I dunno...having a fully armored Dana sitting across the table from the arguing parties, pointing a rifle at them, with a beer bottle from which she's taking swigs, and making it entirely clear that she's having a BAD day and won't take $#!+ from any idiots might result in a rather less heated and more polite counseling session...

She Tried that before, remember? Minmei shot her in the face.

That's why she wears the facemask and uses a beer straw. And has bigger guns(she'd be using claymore directional mines set up on the table facing the couple, but that was becoming expensive to replace the furniture and redo the wall...).

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