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Re: What did the Regis say to the Regent? (humerous)
Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2011 10:23 pm
by taalismn
SailorCallie wrote:Princedarkstorm wrote:REF NCIS (Starring Rick Hunter ,Lisa Hayes and Doctor Lang )
LOL!
"Okay, what can you tell me?"
"He's dead."
"Okay, besides that, what can you tell me?"
"He's really dead."
"Well, obviously. I mean, what ELSE can you tell me?"
"He's REALLy rea---oh, give me a moment while I play with some really fancy lab equipment, computer displays, and chemicals, and write down all sorts of vague medical terms."
*Sigh* "Will that allow you to THEN tell me something more?"
"Besides the fact that he's still dead? No, but it will allow me to play with some really fancy lab equipment, computer displays, and chemicals, write down all sorts of vague medical terms, and kill some time before I get to go home for the evening."
Re: What did the Regis say to the Regent? (humerous)
Posted: Wed Jun 29, 2011 7:26 pm
by Princedarkstorm
taalismn wrote:SailorCallie wrote:Princedarkstorm wrote:REF NCIS (Starring Rick Hunter ,Lisa Hayes and Doctor Lang )
LOL!
REF NCIS Macross City
Starring Roy Fokker ,Gloval and the Bridge Bunnies
"Okay, what can you tell me?"
"He's dead."
"Okay, besides that, what can you tell me?"
"He's really dead."
"Well, obviously. I mean, what ELSE can you tell me?"
"He's REALLy rea---oh, give me a moment while I play with some really fancy lab equipment, computer displays, and chemicals, and write down all sorts of vague medical terms."
*Sigh* "Will that allow you to THEN tell me something more?"
"Besides the fact that he's still dead? No, but it will allow me to play with some really fancy lab equipment, computer displays, and chemicals, write down all sorts of vague medical terms, and kill some time before I get to go home for the evening."
Re: What did the Regis say to the Regent? (Humorous)
Posted: Wed Jun 29, 2011 8:13 pm
by taalismn
NCIS Macross City
(the primaries are standing around a corpse on the ground, which has been PINNED to the pavement by a missile through the body's middle, the projectile's tail fins sticking up in the air...)
Rick Hunter: "So...what killed him?"
Re: What did the Regis say to the Regent? (Humorous)
Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2011 9:44 am
by batlchip
taalismn wrote:NCIS Macross City
(the primaries are standing around a corpse on the ground, which has been PINNED to the pavement by a missile through the body's middle, the projectile's tail fins sticking up in the air...)
Rick Hunter: "So...what killed him?"
Roy Fokker:(walking up and smacking Rick on the back of the head.)"So...what happend?"
Re: What did the Regis say to the Regent? (Humorous)
Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2011 3:01 pm
by taalismn
batlchip wrote:taalismn wrote:NCIS Macross City
(the primaries are standing around a corpse on the ground, which has been PINNED to the pavement by a missile through the body's middle, the projectile's tail fins sticking up in the air...)
Rick Hunter: "So...what killed him?"
Roy Fokker:(walking up and smacking Rick on the back of the head.)"So...what happend?"
"It wasn't the missile that killed him."
"So? What was it then? Concrete poisoning? Deceleration trauma?"
"This man drowned."
"Oh, couldn't swim OR fly?"
Re: What did the Regis say to the Regent? (Humorous)
Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2011 3:11 pm
by SailorCallie
taalismn wrote:batlchip wrote:taalismn wrote:NCIS Macross City
(the primaries are standing around a corpse on the ground, which has been PINNED to the pavement by a missile through the body's middle, the projectile's tail fins sticking up in the air...)
Rick Hunter: "So...what killed him?"
Roy Fokker:(walking up and smacking Rick on the back of the head.)"So...what happend?"
"It wasn't the missile that killed him."
"So? What was it then? Concrete poisoning? Deceleration trauma?"
"This man drowned."
"Oh, couldn't swim OR fly?"
Notice the Gibbs-Dinozzo-like relationship, folks.
Re: What did the Regis say to the Regent? (Humorous)
Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2011 3:22 pm
by taalismn
SailorCallie wrote:taalismn wrote:batlchip wrote:taalismn wrote:NCIS Macross City
(the primaries are standing around a corpse on the ground, which has been PINNED to the pavement by a missile through the body's middle, the projectile's tail fins sticking up in the air...)
Rick Hunter: "So...what killed him?"
Roy Fokker:(walking up and smacking Rick on the back of the head.)"So...what happend?"
"It wasn't the missile that killed him."
"So? What was it then? Concrete poisoning? Deceleration trauma?"
"This man drowned."
"Oh, couldn't swim OR fly?"
Notice the Gibbs-Dinozzo-like relationship, folks.
And you get a cookie!
"Say, is this thing live?"
"No, he's dead."
"I mean the missile."
"Lemme check."
"You going to listen for an electronic buzz or tick?"
"No, I'm going to hammer on it with my shoe and then work my way up to whacking it with a crowbar until I've ascertained it's either a dud or it explodes! OF COURSE I'm going to check for electronic activity!"
"Wow, modern criminal forensics HAS made enormous strides!"
"Bloody long ones AWAY from this thing if it ain't a dud!"
Re: What did the Regis say to the Regent? (Humorous)
Posted: Sat Jul 02, 2011 4:51 pm
by AuroraKet
hehehe
Re: What did the Regis say to the Regent? (Humorous)
Posted: Sat Jul 02, 2011 9:54 pm
by taalismn
"Okay, roll the dead guy over. Let's see who he is."
"Okay!"
"Okay..Oh my god!"
"It's LYNN KYLE!!!"
"You know what this means?!"
"...we're ALL potential suspects?"
Re: What did the Regis say to the Regent? (Humorous)
Posted: Sat Jul 02, 2011 10:09 pm
by SailorCallie
taalismn wrote:"Okay, roll the dead guy over. Let's see who he is."
"Okay!"
"Okay..Oh my god!"
"It's LYNN KYLE!!!"
"You know what this means?!"
"...we're ALL potential suspects?"
ROFLMAO
Re: What did the Regis say to the Regent? (Humorous)
Posted: Sat Jul 02, 2011 11:06 pm
by taalismn
"Yes. So I'm compelled to ask. Where were you while this man was being murdered?"
"Me?! You can't be serious! Wait, no, Roy, you are! I was with you all the time!"
"Ah, now where was I?"
"...
..."
Re: What did the Regis say to the Regent? (humerous)
Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2011 10:45 pm
by Alpha 11
taalismn wrote:SailorCallie wrote:Princedarkstorm wrote:REF NCIS (Starring Rick Hunter ,Lisa Hayes and Doctor Lang )
LOL!
"Okay, what can you tell me?"
"He's dead."
"Okay, besides that, what can you tell me?"
"He's really dead."
"Well, obviously. I mean, what ELSE can you tell me?"
"He's REALLy rea---oh, give me a moment while I play with some really fancy lab equipment, computer displays, and chemicals, and write down all sorts of vague medical terms."
*Sigh* "Will that allow you to THEN tell me something more?"
"Besides the fact that he's still dead? No, but it will allow me to play with some really fancy lab equipment, computer displays, and chemicals, write down all sorts of vague medical terms, and kill some time before I get to go home for the evening."
taalismn wrote:NCIS Macross City
(the primaries are standing around a corpse on the ground, which has been PINNED to the pavement by a missile through the body's middle, the projectile's tail fins sticking up in the air...)
Rick Hunter: "So...what killed him?"
Re: What did the Regis say to the Regent? (Humorous)
Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2011 12:22 pm
by taalismn
"So, what state of the art computer simulation technology are you using to reconstruct the crime? Full dimension holographic staging?"
"No, we're just cloning the deceased and then trying to replicate the crime scene via various means until we find one that matches."
"Ah...isn't that...expensive? And bloody?"
"Expensive? You're quibbling over expense?! What price the TRUTH!? AND Of COURSE it's bloody! We're talking murder here! Now pardon me, I have to oversee the fire axe test."
"FIRE AXE?! But the man was drowned, then killed with a missile! There's no evidence that an axe was involved!!!"
"Not definitely, no. But we have to remove all possibility that an axe was involved. That's proepr science!!! Now either put on a rain poncho or step way back!"
Re: What did the Regis say to the Regent? (Humorous)
Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 9:20 am
by Princedarkstorm
LOL