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Re: bumper stickers

Posted: Mon Oct 06, 2008 3:51 pm
by taalismn
Rifts Paratroopers---Fear Not, No Fear
Rifts Paratroopers---You're a Terror On the Ground...Provided the Dragon Don't Get You On the Way There.

Re: bumper stickers

Posted: Mon Oct 06, 2008 3:54 pm
by csbioborg
Holy Terrors- There is nothing holy about what I am about to do to that dragon

Re: bumper stickers

Posted: Mon Oct 06, 2008 7:28 pm
by taalismn
Being a M.O.M. Means Always Having a Ready Insanity Defense

Re: bumper stickers

Posted: Mon Oct 06, 2008 7:29 pm
by csbioborg
M.O.M.'s are no problem take away thier favorite Talissman and they are basically vagabonds with head ornaments\


MadHaven= Where crazies go to get sane

Re: bumper stickers

Posted: Mon Oct 06, 2008 8:00 pm
by taalismn
This Vehicle Tectonic Entity-Powered.

Re: bumper stickers

Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2008 1:10 am
by csbioborg
PETE- People for the ethical treatment of entites

Re: bumper stickers

Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2008 8:28 am
by LostOne
csbioborg wrote:Tradtional CS Soldier eulogy- He died with his power armor on

Traditional CS Spec Ops eulogy - He died surrounded by a pile of enemies dead by his hand.

Re: bumper stickers

Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2008 10:04 am
by taalismn
Proper Life Insurance is Ready Artillery Support On Speed-Dial.

Re: bumper stickers

Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2008 1:57 pm
by csbioborg
Elementals- you might be a tad angry to if you got ripped out of your homes and enslaved by humans on a regualr basis

Re: bumper stickers

Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2008 5:10 pm
by taalismn
Not Rifts, but still Palladium-related:

My Other Ride Is a SuperDimensional Fortress.

This is the OTHER Veritech Car!

More Lives Have Been Lost To Fighting Over Protoculture Than Ever Died Fighting Over Oil!
BAN PROTOCULTURE!

Re: bumper stickers

Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2008 5:21 pm
by csbioborg
You think you power game- My campign has Atlas driving a a SDF-1 fortress and he's the underdog

Re: bumper stickers

Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2008 5:24 pm
by taalismn
Nightspawn--Where Being So Ugly You Could Kill Your Own Relection In a Mirror is a GOOD Thing.

Systems Failure---Hello, Technical Services? I Have a Problem.

Re: bumper stickers

Posted: Wed Oct 08, 2008 7:18 pm
by csbioborg
Sytems Failure- Remeber Burt from Tremors it kinda his fantasy world


Iron Bane- Let's see how tough them Dwenor automaton's are now

Hamlet's Skull- I've seen magic eight balls that predict better than you

Re: bumper stickers

Posted: Wed Oct 08, 2008 8:14 pm
by taalismn
Black Fault---Million Credit Vault, MUlti-Million Credit Security System, Round-the-Clock Paid Security...To Guard TW Toasters...

Re: bumper stickers

Posted: Thu Oct 09, 2008 1:52 am
by csbioborg
terra Cotta Warriors- Hail the Emperor we who have already died salute you

Re: bumper stickers

Posted: Thu Oct 09, 2008 3:05 pm
by taalismn
Terra Cota Warriors and Bull Demons---Bull In a China Shop Anybody?

The Rifts Bumper Sticker Thread---It's Like Tennis---With Plasma Grenades---And the Occasional Naked Guy Running Across the Court... :D

Re: bumper stickers

Posted: Thu Oct 09, 2008 4:00 pm
by The Galactus Kid
Rifts Bumper Sticker Thread is like a Zombie. It just won't die.

Re: bumper stickers

Posted: Thu Oct 09, 2008 4:23 pm
by Rimmerdal
The Galactus Kid wrote:Rifts Bumper Sticker Thread is like a Zombie. It just won't die.


The world always need new bumper stickers. :bandit:

Re: bumper stickers

Posted: Thu Oct 09, 2008 5:03 pm
by taalismn
Rimmerdal wrote:
The Galactus Kid wrote:Rifts Bumper Sticker Thread is like a Zombie. It just won't die.


The world always need new bumper stickers. :bandit:


Especially with the new Chipwell armors...made with 100% recycled pre-Rifts bumpers...

Chipwell...Because To Your Employer, You're Chipped Beef

Re: bumper stickers

Posted: Thu Oct 09, 2008 5:08 pm
by csbioborg
If you reading this your driving to close and itrrating a person that spends a good deal of his time fantazing about being a member of a futuristic facist state where "scrouging you" would be no big deal

Re: bumper stickers

Posted: Thu Oct 09, 2008 6:12 pm
by taalismn
(In Palladium Runes)
If You Can Read THis...GET A LIFE!!!!

Re: bumper stickers

Posted: Thu Oct 09, 2008 6:21 pm
by csbioborg
My familiar can beat up your honor role familar

Re: bumper stickers

Posted: Thu Oct 09, 2008 7:20 pm
by taalismn
With Particle Beam and Rune Blade I DRIVE BACK THE DARKNESS
It Ain't Munchkin If It Works
If a Single Candle Can Hold Back the Darkness, Imagine What Napalm Can Do.

Re: bumper stickers

Posted: Fri Oct 10, 2008 12:04 am
by csbioborg
Craiglist's listing- Dominator looking for hendchmen skilled in the killing arts preferably with a penchant for world conquering and a haterd of Como Knights

Re: bumper stickers

Posted: Fri Oct 10, 2008 10:21 am
by LostOne
Seen those "Hugs not drugs" bumper stickers?

Splicers: Slugs not Bugs.
Juicers: Drugs not Hugs.
Crazies: Plugs not Drugs

Re: bumper stickers

Posted: Fri Oct 10, 2008 6:04 pm
by taalismn
Astral Realms Contractors---"The Stuff Dreams Are Made Of."

Re: bumper stickers

Posted: Fri Oct 10, 2008 6:10 pm
by csbioborg
Astral Realms Where a god might be a man and a god may be less than a dream

Re: bumper stickers

Posted: Fri Oct 10, 2008 6:16 pm
by taalismn
Doppelgangers---Always Know Who You Are

Re: bumper stickers

Posted: Fri Oct 10, 2008 6:23 pm
by csbioborg
Auto Gees- We do it better than dopplegangers and we are human to

Re: bumper stickers

Posted: Fri Oct 10, 2008 7:21 pm
by taalismn
Sex Demons Vs Dog Pack---That Many More Tentacles For Vibro-Claws to Hack Off
Dog Pack---Private Timmy's In Trouble, Again, Lassie?

Re: bumper stickers

Posted: Fri Oct 10, 2008 7:48 pm
by csbioborg
succubus- think of thier true form like makeup really who cares what they look like in the morning

Re: bumper stickers

Posted: Sat Oct 11, 2008 12:06 pm
by taalismn
My DogBoy's At Least Toilet-Trained---That's More Than I Can Say For You
Chi-Town Kennel Club--Man's Best Friend's Best Friends.

Re: bumper stickers

Posted: Sat Oct 11, 2008 1:05 pm
by csbioborg
Ole' Yeller- My dog boy would commit hiri kiri before letting the rabies get him

Re: bumper stickers

Posted: Sat Oct 11, 2008 3:03 pm
by taalismn
That Ain't My Brake Light You're Seeing---It's a Targetting Laser
I Call Close Air Support On Tail-Gaters(/Cell-Phone Drivers)

Re: bumper stickers

Posted: Sat Oct 11, 2008 3:10 pm
by csbioborg
Alert Automatic Motion Activated Lasers Misles When you Get Within Twenty Feet

Re: bumper stickers

Posted: Sat Oct 11, 2008 8:14 pm
by taalismn
Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse Limo and Carriage Service---"Have War Chauffeur You To Your Special Occasion!"

Re: bumper stickers

Posted: Sat Oct 11, 2008 8:51 pm
by csbioborg
Four HorseMen's Rune Weapons- All the danger and known of the reward

Re: bumper stickers

Posted: Sat Oct 11, 2008 9:11 pm
by taalismn
No Sleep, No Coffee...Only Summon Inner Strength and Resist Fatigue
Juicers---You Can Rest After Final Call

Re: bumper stickers

Posted: Sat Oct 11, 2008 9:17 pm
by csbioborg
Who needs caffeine when I've got MOM implants

Re: bumper stickers

Posted: Sun Oct 12, 2008 6:42 pm
by taalismn
csbioborg wrote:Who needs caffeine when I've got MOM implants

Who needs caffeine when I've got MOM? :D

My Rune Bumper is the Last *(*(&)* Who Cut Me Off On the Road!

Re: bumper stickers

Posted: Mon Oct 13, 2008 12:39 am
by csbioborg
Forged by a thosand dwarves in Asgard that bound a tribble to its sticker
enchanted to steal the souls of tailgaters was this bumpersticker
or am I just insane
I guess the real question is do you feel lucky punk? Well do you?

Re: bumper stickers

Posted: Mon Oct 13, 2008 6:06 pm
by taalismn
I KNow No Fear...My Mother-In-Law is Splynncrythh
THis Car is Dwarven Made With Pride!
My Car is Dwarven Made, Elven-Enchanted, and Approved of by the Gods.

Re: bumper stickers

Posted: Mon Oct 13, 2008 6:48 pm
by csbioborg
Rune WEapons-THey laugh at the conservation of energy principle

Re: bumper stickers

Posted: Mon Oct 13, 2008 7:22 pm
by taalismn
BodyFixer---I Can't Cure Stupidity, But I Can Do a Good Job On Its Symptoms.

Re: bumper stickers

Posted: Mon Oct 13, 2008 7:37 pm
by csbioborg
BiwWizard Tanks- Kinda like my playlist Sometimes I like to just put it on random and see what happens

Re: bumper stickers

Posted: Mon Oct 13, 2008 7:45 pm
by taalismn
Borged to the Max---Care to Arm-Wrestle?

Re: bumper stickers

Posted: Mon Oct 13, 2008 7:47 pm
by csbioborg
SN Strenghth Want to try and take me over the top

Re: bumper stickers

Posted: Tue Oct 14, 2008 6:03 pm
by taalismn
Operators---Actually That IS A Pipe Wrench In My Pants...
CS Combat Engineers: Measure With a Laser Distancer, Mark With a Laser Level, Cut With a Laser Rifle

Re: bumper stickers

Posted: Tue Oct 14, 2008 6:13 pm
by csbioborg
the SDF1- What happens when you heckle that nerdy operator one to many times and he comes back from seven years of seclusion for vengance

Re: bumper stickers

Posted: Tue Oct 14, 2008 6:45 pm
by taalismn
Reflex Cannon---It's The First Thing I Fire When I Get Startled