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Re: Robotech Blooper Reels

Posted: Mon Mar 18, 2013 10:44 pm
by Alpha 11
SRoss wrote:
Why the Regess shouldn't Drink


No One Wants This Pet Back.


:lol:

Re: Robotech Blooper Reels

Posted: Tue Mar 19, 2013 12:03 am
by taalismn
SRoss wrote:
Why the Regess shouldn't Drink


.


-"Whazhhhyadoin, Ariel, brin-brin-bringin' dus huu-maaans inna mah'hivvvvvveee?"#BARFFFFFFF# "...don'feelsoogooooddd....."
"Neither does Rand right now." :shock:

-"Great.....I can hardly stand ONE of yah, Regent...but you and yah twin brudder....?!"

"I feel...so ^%&%^^**^&%ing CONFINED inna dis %*&%*&%^ing robe!!! Gonna take it OFF! Gonna take it ALL off!!! Dere! dat feels SO much...FREE!!!!"
"Scott, look at me...take your fingers away from your eyes and don't hurt yourself, please?"

Re: Robotech Blooper Reels

Posted: Tue Mar 19, 2013 12:28 am
by glitterboy2098
taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:
Why the Regess shouldn't Drink


-"Whazhhhyadoin, Ariel, brin-brin-bringin' dus huu-maaans inna mah'hivvvvvveee?"#BARFFFFFFF# "...don'feelsoogooooddd....."
"Neither does Rand right now." :shock:

-"Great.....I can hardly stand ONE of yah, Regent...but you and yah twin brudder....?!"

"I feel...so ^%&%^^**^&%ing CONFINED inna dis %*&%*&%^ing robe!!! Gonna take it OFF! Gonna take it ALL off!!! Dere! dat feels SO much...FREE!!!!"
"Scott, look at me...take your fingers away from your eyes and don't hurt yourself, please?"


-because the last time she went on a bender, she seduced some dude named Zor.

Re: Robotech Blooper Reels

Posted: Tue Mar 19, 2013 1:17 am
by Arnie100
Corg: "I knew there was something wrong with Mother!! No wonder I have these issues! I always figured I could've been a nice guy..."
Regess: "Whaddya mean 'nice guy'!? You were born an @sshole and always will be one...y'know wut? I t'ink (hic) there's a little girl dat (hic) misses her kitty..."
Corg: "Oh, no, anything but that, PLEASE!"

Re: Robotech Blooper Reels

Posted: Tue Mar 19, 2013 2:39 pm
by SRoss
glitterboy2098 wrote:
taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:
Why the Regess shouldn't Drink


"I feel...so ^%&%^^**^&%ing CONFINED inna dis %*&%*&%^ing robe!!! Gonna take it OFF! Gonna take it ALL off!!! Dere! dat feels SO much...FREE!!!!"
"Scott, look at me...take your fingers away from your eyes and don't hurt yourself, please?"


-because the last time she went on a bender, she seduced some dude named Zor.


As if Dana didn't feel bad enough. :roll: How the hell is she supposed to compete with a set of knockers THAT big!?! :eek:

Re: Robotech Blooper Reels

Posted: Tue Mar 19, 2013 4:23 pm
by glitterboy2098
SRoss wrote:
glitterboy2098 wrote:
taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:
Why the Regess shouldn't Drink


"I feel...so ^%&%^^**^&%ing CONFINED inna dis %*&%*&%^ing robe!!! Gonna take it OFF! Gonna take it ALL off!!! Dere! dat feels SO much...FREE!!!!"
"Scott, look at me...take your fingers away from your eyes and don't hurt yourself, please?"


-because the last time she went on a bender, she seduced some dude named Zor.


As if Dana didn't feel bad enough. :roll: How the hell is she supposed to compete with a set of knockers THAT big!?! :eek:


wrong zor.. :lol:

Re: Robotech Blooper Reels

Posted: Tue Mar 19, 2013 5:07 pm
by SRoss
glitterboy2098 wrote:
SRoss wrote:
glitterboy2098 wrote:
taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:
Why the Regess shouldn't Drink


"I feel...so ^%&%^^**^&%ing CONFINED inna dis %*&%*&%^ing robe!!! Gonna take it OFF! Gonna take it ALL off!!! Dere! dat feels SO much...FREE!!!!"
"Scott, look at me...take your fingers away from your eyes and don't hurt yourself, please?"


-because the last time she went on a bender, she seduced some dude named Zor.


As if Dana didn't feel bad enough. :roll: How the hell is she supposed to compete with a set of knockers THAT big!?! :eek:


wrong zor.. :lol:


Ah! but he IS a clone of the original, so he might have the same preferences.

Re: Robotech Blooper Reels

Posted: Tue Mar 19, 2013 5:33 pm
by taalismn
Sins of the father visited upon the clone.


-"Okah, all you-you-dronesh! We're invadin' someplash wit' some decent %^(%^ing BOOZE!!!"


-"Behold! I have created the ultimate product of evolution! A warrior supreme to defend our people from all the universe! Behold the mighty---oh damn, that's right, the mighty champion drowned in my open beer keg....Never mind, my children...back to the Geneis Pit, and I'll see if I can remember what I did..."

-"Great. I forgot we Invid are descended from SLUGS and I left stale beer lying around. Okay, Brain, how many drowned this time?"

-"Corg, please, enough with the shouting...I have a *$%%&&%ing hangover. Just go away....do whatever you want, just do it AWAY from here."


And let's not forget...thanks to the Hive-Link, when the Regis gets a hangover, EVERYBODY gets a hangover....
Corg: "Awkkkkk...I'll bet this is the humans' fault!"
Scout: #"..."#(flies into the ground)

Ariel/Marlene: ".....for some reason I wanna die....."
Rook: "Must be something the Invid did to her."

Re: Robotech Blooper Reels

Posted: Tue Mar 19, 2013 5:51 pm
by Arnie100
(Corg just manages to wipe out his own squadron of scouts and troopers after one of the Regess' drinking binges.)

Scott: "What just happened!?"
Rand "Who cares? Its a victory for our side, right?
Ariel: "So...Scott (hic), whaddya say we ditch these (hic) losers and find some place (hic) nice and (hic) quiet-like and YOU KNOW??"
Scott: "Uhhmmm, I'll be right back...things to; um, take care of..."

Re: Robotech Blooper Reels

Posted: Tue Mar 19, 2013 6:11 pm
by taalismn
"Those Invid are drunk."
"How can you tell?"
"Their eyes are red."
"THEIR EYES ARE -ALWAYS- RED, YOU MORON!!!"

Re: Robotech Blooper Reels

Posted: Tue Mar 19, 2013 11:22 pm
by Alpha 11
taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:
Why the Regess shouldn't Drink


.


-"Whazhhhyadoin, Ariel, brin-brin-bringin' dus huu-maaans inna mah'hivvvvvveee?"#BARFFFFFFF# "...don'feelsoogooooddd....."
"Neither does Rand right now." :shock:

-"Great.....I can hardly stand ONE of yah, Regent...but you and yah twin brudder....?!"

"I feel...so ^%&%^^**^&%ing CONFINED inna dis %*&%*&%^ing robe!!! Gonna take it OFF! Gonna take it ALL off!!! Dere! dat feels SO much...FREE!!!!"
"Scott, look at me...take your fingers away from your eyes and don't hurt yourself, please?"


:lol: :lol: :lol:

Arnie100 wrote:Corg: "I knew there was something wrong with Mother!! No wonder I have these issues! I always figured I could've been a nice guy..."
Regess: "Whaddya mean 'nice guy'!? You were born an @sshole and always will be one...y'know wut? I t'ink (hic) there's a little girl dat (hic) misses her kitty..."
Corg: "Oh, no, anything but that, PLEASE!"


:lol: :lol:

taalismn wrote:Sins of the father visited upon the clone.


-"Okah, all you-you-dronesh! We're invadin' someplash wit' some decent %^(%^ing BOOZE!!!"


-"Behold! I have created the ultimate product of evolution! A warrior supreme to defend our people from all the universe! Behold the mighty---oh damn, that's right, the mighty champion drowned in my open beer keg....Never mind, my children...back to the Geneis Pit, and I'll see if I can remember what I did..."

-"Great. I forgot we Invid are descended from SLUGS and I left stale beer lying around. Okay, Brain, how many drowned this time?"

-"Corg, please, enough with the shouting...I have a *$%%&&%ing hangover. Just go away....do whatever you want, just do it AWAY from here."


And let's not forget...thanks to the Hive-Link, when the Regis gets a hangover, EVERYBODY gets a hangover....
Corg: "Awkkkkk...I'll bet this is the humans' fault!"
Scout: #"..."#(flies into the ground)

Ariel/Marlene: ".....for some reason I wanna die....."
Rook: "Must be something the Invid did to her."


:lol: :lol: :lol:

Arnie100 wrote:(Corg just manages to wipe out his own squadron of scouts and troopers after one of the Regess' drinking binges.)

Scott: "What just happened!?"
Rand "Who cares? Its a victory for our side, right?
Ariel: "So...Scott (hic), whaddya say we ditch these (hic) losers and find some place (hic) nice and (hic) quiet-like and YOU KNOW??"
Scott: "Uhhmmm, I'll be right back...things to; um, take care of..."


:lol:

taalismn wrote:"Those Invid are drunk."
"How can you tell?"
"Their eyes are red."
"THEIR EYES ARE -ALWAYS- RED, YOU MORON!!!"


:lol: :lol:

Re: Robotech Blooper Reels

Posted: Wed Mar 20, 2013 11:41 am
by SRoss
Dr. Grant: "Nurse!!! What are you doing with Edward's spleen!!!" :eek:

Hugh Mann: "Wha? I jus wanna see what it looked like. (hic) I'll ... um ... put it back..." (Stuffs it back in the incision and leans over to Kyle) "Say hot stuff, wanna go in the closet an DO IT?"

Kyle: " :? :? :? "

Re: Robotech Blooper Reels

Posted: Wed Mar 20, 2013 1:31 pm
by SRoss
New PETA Campaign.

Apparently their next step will be to offer a Ten Million dollar bounty on Annie. :roll:

Re: Robotech Blooper Reels

Posted: Wed Mar 20, 2013 8:01 pm
by taalismn
SRoss wrote:
Why the Regess shouldn't Drink

.


-"Okay.....I have no idea WHY I got this permanent skin marking in the human language that says 'Trenchtown Death Angels', but at least I can find out WHERE I got it...."

Re: Robotech Blooper Reels

Posted: Wed Mar 20, 2013 9:27 pm
by Arnie100
SRoss wrote:New PETA Campaign.

Apparently their next step will be to offer a Ten Million dollar bounty on Annie. :roll:


Annie: "Those PETA dimwits can P1SS off for all I care. They're crazier then I am! All I want do is hold 'em, squeeze 'em and love 'em all to pieces! Is there anything wrong with that!?"

Re: Robotech Blooper Reels

Posted: Wed Mar 20, 2013 10:29 pm
by taalismn
Arnie100 wrote:[

Annie: "Those PETA dimwits can P1SS off for all I care. They're crazier then I am! All I want do is hold 'em, squeeze 'em and love 'em all to pieces! Is there anything wrong with that!?"


Corg: "I, for one, would like to go a week without having my evolved spleen squeezed out of my ears like toothpaste."

Re: Robotech Blooper Reels

Posted: Wed Mar 20, 2013 10:43 pm
by Arnie100
Rand: "Annie, its the way you hold 'em and whatever that terrifies 'em."
Annie: "What are you talking about?" (Holding Corg in a bone-crushing choke hold)
Corg: "Someone help, please!"

Re: Robotech Blooper Reels

Posted: Wed Mar 20, 2013 11:03 pm
by taalismn
Arnie100 wrote:Rand: "Annie, its the way you hold 'em and whatever that terrifies 'em."
Annie: "What are you talking about?" (Holding Corg in a bone-crushing choke hold)
Corg: "Someone help, please!"



Annie: "It's great stress relief!"
Lancer: "....and just how MUCH stress are you under?" :-?
Annie: "I'm on the cusp of puberty."
Rand and Rook both shake their heads in understanding and step wwwaaaaaaayyyyyyy back.

Re: Robotech Blooper Reels

Posted: Wed Mar 20, 2013 11:30 pm
by Arnie100
Corg: "Mother! Help me!"
Regess: "Wha? Somebody (hic) say somet'ing (hic)?"
Corg: "She's gonna strangle me!!"
Regess: "And...? (Hic)"

Re: Robotech Blooper Reels

Posted: Thu Mar 21, 2013 1:12 am
by Alpha 11
SRoss wrote:Dr. Grant: "Nurse!!! What are you doing with Edward's spleen!!!" :eek:

Hugh Mann: "Wha? I jus wanna see what it looked like. (hic) I'll ... um ... put it back..." (Stuffs it back in the incision and leans over to Kyle) "Say hot stuff, wanna go in the closet an DO IT?"

Kyle: " :? :? :? "


:lol: :lol:

SRoss wrote:New PETA Campaign.

Apparently their next step will be to offer a Ten Million dollar bounty on Annie. :roll:



:lol: :roll: There is no cure for stupididy

taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:
Why the Regess shouldn't Drink

.


-"Okay.....I have no idea WHY I got this permanent skin marking in the human language that says 'Trenchtown Death Angels', but at least I can find out WHERE I got it...."


:lol:

Arnie100 wrote:
SRoss wrote:New PETA Campaign.

Apparently their next step will be to offer a Ten Million dollar bounty on Annie. :roll:


Annie: "Those PETA dimwits can P1SS off for all I care. They're crazier then I am! All I want do is hold 'em, squeeze 'em and love 'em all to pieces! Is there anything wrong with that!?"


:lol:

taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:[

Annie: "Those PETA dimwits can P1SS off for all I care. They're crazier then I am! All I want do is hold 'em, squeeze 'em and love 'em all to pieces! Is there anything wrong with that!?"


Corg: "I, for one, would like to go a week without having my evolved spleen squeezed out of my ears like toothpaste."


:lol: :lol:

Arnie100 wrote:Rand: "Annie, its the way you hold 'em and whatever that terrifies 'em."
Annie: "What are you talking about?" (Holding Corg in a bone-crushing choke hold)
Corg: "Someone help, please!"


:lol: :lol:

taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:Rand: "Annie, its the way you hold 'em and whatever that terrifies 'em."
Annie: "What are you talking about?" (Holding Corg in a bone-crushing choke hold)
Corg: "Someone help, please!"



Annie: "It's great stress relief!"
Lancer: "....and just how MUCH stress are you under?" :-?
Annie: "I'm on the cusp of puberty."
Rand and Rook both shake their heads in understanding and step wwwaaaaaaayyyyyyy back.


:lol: :lol:

Arnie100 wrote:Corg: "Mother! Help me!"
Regess: "Wha? Somebody (hic) say somet'ing (hic)?"
Corg: "She's gonna strangle me!!"
Regess: "And...? (Hic)"


:lol:

Re: Robotech Blooper Reels

Posted: Thu Mar 21, 2013 2:36 pm
by taalismn
"I'll help you."
Corg: "You will?! But...you're a human!!"
"You seek salvation, do you not?"
Corg: "YES!"
"Then I am obliged to help you seek salvation."
Corg: "YES!"
"Do you have anything to confess before I grant you Last Rites?"
Corg: "Well, let's see, there was...HEY!"

Re: Robotech Blooper Reels

Posted: Thu Mar 21, 2013 6:07 pm
by SRoss
taalismn wrote:"I'll help you."
Corg: "You will?! But...you're a human!!"
"You seek salvation, do you not?"
Corg: "YES!"
"Then I am obliged to help you seek salvation."
Corg: "YES!"
"Do you have anything to confess before I grant you Last Rites?"
Corg: "Well, let's see, there was...HEY!"


Kyle: (Grabbing the priest's arm) "You gotta help me! I'm being chased by a drunk horny psycho nurse!!!" :eek:

Hugh Mann: (Teleporting in wearing her Amish Girl outfit) "Come on (hic) hot stuff." :love: "Let me raise thy barn!" :love:

Re: Robotech Blooper Reels

Posted: Thu Mar 21, 2013 6:51 pm
by Arnie100
Priest: "What you need is an exorcist, my son! She seems possessed by something most foul!"
Kyle: "Great! Where can I find one?"
Priest: "Unfortunately; my son, there aren't any in this city."
Kyle: "Cr@p!"
Hugh Mann: "Kyle (hic); honey! Where are you, honey-bun (hic)? I needs me some lovin'!"
Corg: "Hey!! I was here first! Oh, no! She's coming after me!" (Takes off running after seeing Annie)
Priest: "He's afraid of a little girl..."
Kyle: "If you've seen what she's done, you'd be afraid, too!"

Re: Robotech Blooper Reels

Posted: Thu Mar 21, 2013 7:11 pm
by taalismn
"Walk towards the light..."
Corg: "The light?"
"Walk towards the light..."
Corg: "The light..."
eeeeeEEEEEEEEEE :shock: #WHAM#THUD!Thud!thud!EEEEeeee.....
Roy Fokker(behind wheel of jeep): "..Did we just hit something?"
Skull Squadron Member(looking back): "Don't worry, it didn't look like anything human."
Roy: "-Whew!- That's a relief!"


Commander Taylor(ghost): "Sucker..."

Re: Robotech Blooper Reels

Posted: Thu Mar 21, 2013 7:22 pm
by Arnie100
Corg: "I hate my life..."
Annie: "There you are! I was looking all over for you!"
Corg: ""Why me!?"
Regess: "Because (hic) I find this entertaining! (Hic)"

Re: Robotech Blooper Reels

Posted: Thu Mar 21, 2013 8:51 pm
by SRoss
Arnie100 wrote:(Corg just manages to wipe out his own squadron of scouts and troopers after one of the Regess' drinking binges.)

Scott: "What just happened!?"
Rand "Who cares? Its a victory for our side, right?
Ariel: "So...Scott (hic), whaddya say we ditch these (hic) losers and find some place (hic) nice and (hic) quiet-like and YOU KNOW??"
Scott: "Uhhmmm, I'll be right back...things to; um, take care of..."


Marlene's Ghost: "SSSSSCCCCCOOOOOTTTTTT... OHMYGODCANINOTHAUNTONEOFTHEMENINMYLIFEWITHOUTTHEMHAVINGTHEIRPANTSDOWN!?!" :badbad:

Ariel: "No Exes." (hic) (Teleports Marlene's ghost back to the Arc Angel's waste reclamation tank.)

Re: Robotech Blooper Reels

Posted: Thu Mar 21, 2013 8:53 pm
by taalismn
Corg: "There is no one as miserable as me!"

"Implement conductivity test fifty-one."
*SIXTY THOUSAND VOLTS OF RAW NAKED POWER*
Karno: "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!"
"Subject still responsive. Set test fifty-two for sixty-one thousand volts."

Re: Robotech Blooper Reels

Posted: Thu Mar 21, 2013 8:55 pm
by SRoss
Edwards: (Bleeding on the examination table) "Why does this keep happening to me God?" :-?

BECAUSE YOU'RE AN A##HOLE EDWARDS!

Re: Robotech Blooper Reels

Posted: Thu Mar 21, 2013 9:00 pm
by SRoss
Kyle: "WHO'S WRITING THESE THINGS!!!" :frust:

Cut to Minmei cackling over Tommy's office computer as she types.

Re: Robotech Blooper Reels

Posted: Thu Mar 21, 2013 10:00 pm
by taalismn
Sera: "Come along out of there, Mother. I've paid your bail...again."
Regis: "Yah hear dat you @$$#o!&s?!(hic!) I'mma gettin' outta here! See YAH!"
Police Officer: "Remember; she's not to go superliminal."
Sera: :roll: "Yes, officer...but it's not like we can hide the car keys or anything similar."

Re: Robotech Blooper Reels

Posted: Thu Mar 21, 2013 10:19 pm
by Arnie100
Corg: "Will someone please get me out of this trunk?"
Kyle: "I still wanna know who's these things and why is that crazy nurse following me!?"
Edwards: "Look; Admiral Hayes, we've had our differences and I was wondering...can't we all get along?"
Lisa: "No."
Gura Lisa Clone: "Mom, can I get his leg?"
Karno: "Musica, I'm sorry! I didn't mean to imply that you're the craziest of your sisters!"
Sera: "C'mon, Mom! No more liquor for you!"
Regess: "Aww...and it (hic) was getting (hic) fun! Let's go find another bar..."

Re: Robotech Blooper Reels

Posted: Thu Mar 21, 2013 11:37 pm
by Alpha 11
taalismn wrote:"I'll help you."
Corg: "You will?! But...you're a human!!"
"You seek salvation, do you not?"
Corg: "YES!"
"Then I am obliged to help you seek salvation."
Corg: "YES!"
"Do you have anything to confess before I grant you Last Rites?"
Corg: "Well, let's see, there was...HEY!"


:lol: :lol:

SRoss wrote:
taalismn wrote:"I'll help you."
Corg: "You will?! But...you're a human!!"
"You seek salvation, do you not?"
Corg: "YES!"
"Then I am obliged to help you seek salvation."
Corg: "YES!"
"Do you have anything to confess before I grant you Last Rites?"
Corg: "Well, let's see, there was...HEY!"


Kyle: (Grabbing the priest's arm) "You gotta help me! I'm being chased by a drunk horny psycho nurse!!!" :eek:

Hugh Mann: (Teleporting in wearing her Amish Girl outfit) "Come on (hic) hot stuff." :love: "Let me raise thy barn!" :love:


:lol: :lol:

Arnie100 wrote:Priest: "What you need is an exorcist, my son! She seems possessed by something most foul!"
Kyle: "Great! Where can I find one?"
Priest: "Unfortunately; my son, there aren't any in this city."
Kyle: "Cr@p!"
Hugh Mann: "Kyle (hic); honey! Where are you, honey-bun (hic)? I needs me some lovin'!"
Corg: "Hey!! I was here first! Oh, no! She's coming after me!" (Takes off running after seeing Annie)
Priest: "He's afraid of a little girl..."
Kyle: "If you've seen what she's done, you'd be afraid, too!"


:lol:

taalismn wrote:"Walk towards the light..."
Corg: "The light?"
"Walk towards the light..."
Corg: "The light..."
eeeeeEEEEEEEEEE :shock: #WHAM#THUD!Thud!thud!EEEEeeee.....
Roy Fokker(behind wheel of jeep): "..Did we just hit something?"
Skull Squadron Member(looking back): "Don't worry, it didn't look like anything human."
Roy: "-Whew!- That's a relief!"


Commander Taylor(ghost): "Sucker..."


:lol: :lol:

Arnie100 wrote:Corg: "I hate my life..."
Annie: "There you are! I was looking all over for you!"
Corg: ""Why me!?"
Regess: "Because (hic) I find this entertaining! (Hic)"


:lol:

SRoss wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:(Corg just manages to wipe out his own squadron of scouts and troopers after one of the Regess' drinking binges.)

Scott: "What just happened!?"
Rand "Who cares? Its a victory for our side, right?
Ariel: "So...Scott (hic), whaddya say we ditch these (hic) losers and find some place (hic) nice and (hic) quiet-like and YOU KNOW??"
Scott: "Uhhmmm, I'll be right back...things to; um, take care of..."


Marlene's Ghost: "SSSSSCCCCCOOOOOTTTTTT... OHMYGODCANINOTHAUNTONEOFTHEMENINMYLIFEWITHOUTTHEMHAVINGTHEIRPANTSDOWN!?!" :badbad:

Ariel: "No Exes." (hic) (Teleports Marlene's ghost back to the Arc Angel's waste reclamation tank.)


:lol:

Re: Robotech Blooper Reels

Posted: Thu Mar 21, 2013 11:37 pm
by Alpha 11
taalismn wrote:Corg: "There is no one as miserable as me!"

"Implement conductivity test fifty-one."
*SIXTY THOUSAND VOLTS OF RAW NAKED POWER*
Karno: "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!"
"Subject still responsive. Set test fifty-two for sixty-one thousand volts."


:lol:

SRoss wrote:Edwards: (Bleeding on the examination table) "Why does this keep happening to me God?" :-?

BECAUSE YOU'RE AN A##HOLE EDWARDS!


:lol:

SRoss wrote:Kyle: "WHO'S WRITING THESE THINGS!!!" :frust:

Cut to Minmei cackling over Tommy's office computer as she types.


:lol:

taalismn wrote:Sera: "Come along out of there, Mother. I've paid your bail...again."
Regis: "Yah hear dat you @$$#o!&s?!(hic!) I'mma gettin' outta here! See YAH!"
Police Officer: "Remember; she's not to go superliminal."
Sera: :roll: "Yes, officer...but it's not like we can hide the car keys or anything similar."


:lol: :lol:

Arnie100 wrote:Corg: "Will someone please get me out of this trunk?"
Kyle: "I still wanna know who's these things and why is that crazy nurse following me!?"
Edwards: "Look; Admiral Hayes, we've had our differences and I was wondering...can't we all get along?"
Lisa: "No."
Gura Lisa Clone: "Mom, can I get his leg?"
Karno: "Musica, I'm sorry! I didn't mean to imply that you're the craziest of your sisters!"
Sera: "C'mon, Mom! No more liquor for you!"
Regess: "Aww...and it (hic) was getting (hic) fun! Let's go find another bar..."


:lol:

Re: Robotech Blooper Reels

Posted: Fri Mar 22, 2013 7:27 pm
by SRoss
taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:Rand: "Annie, its the way you hold 'em and whatever that terrifies 'em."
Annie: "What are you talking about?" (Holding Corg in a bone-crushing choke hold)
Corg: "Someone help, please!"



Annie: "It's great stress relief!"
Lancer: "....and just how MUCH stress are you under?" :-?
Annie: "I'm on the cusp of puberty."
Rand and Rook both shake their heads in understanding and step wwwaaaaaaayyyyyyy back.


On the Forums a large percentage of the membership step wwwaaaaaaayyyyyyy back from their PCs. (Just in case.)

Re: Robotech Blooper Reels

Posted: Fri Mar 22, 2013 7:35 pm
by SRoss
Alpha 11 wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:Kyle: "I still wanna know who's these things and why is that crazy nurse following me!?"


Hugh Mann: (From directly behind Kyle) :love: :love: :love: "The Regess will be (hic) ex (hic) ex (hic) ECSTATIC!!!" :love: :love: :love:

Re: Robotech Blooper Reels

Posted: Fri Mar 22, 2013 7:52 pm
by taalismn
"Parcel Post delivery for 'A. Sciencemaster'?"
Science Master 1: "Here! Over here!" (takes package)"At last!"
Science Master 2 &3: "What's that?"
SM1: "I figured the micronians wouldn't part with the secrets of their robotechnology if they knew it was us trying to get ahold of it, so I used my brains."
SM2&3: "...?...."
SM1: "I hacked their 'internet', faked my credentials, and ordered scientific equipment from the Robotech Research Group. They think they're sending prototype equipment to their trusted associates in Tyrol, ITALY."
SM2&3: "Aaaahhhhh........VERY clever."
SM1: "You think so? So do I. And now let's see what technological secrets we've managed to acquire from those stupid micronians."
(with a few swipes of a boxcutter he cuts open the box, opens it, pulls out from bubble wrap..)
vrrreeeeettttt
(a laser scans him)
VEEERRRTTTT
Two metal tentacles with big mitts on the end come out of the box, grab the first Science Master on either side of his head)
:shock: :shock: :shock:
-SQUEEZE-COPACT-MOLD-SHAPE-FOLD-SPINDLE-POUND-SCREW-COUNTER-ROTATE-COMPRESS-TIE-
DRIBBLE-DRIBBLE-DEIBBLE-BOUNCE-BOUNCE-BOUNCE-DRIBBLE-DRIBBLE-DRIBBLE-DRIBBLE-SHOOT

(The now-roughly spheroid Science Master gets chucked into an air vent high on the wall of the Science Masters' hall)
SM2&3(edging away from box): "...okay....maybe not so stupid...."

Re: Robotech Blooper Reels

Posted: Fri Mar 22, 2013 8:18 pm
by SRoss
taalismn wrote:"Parcel Post delivery for 'A. Sciencemaster'?"
Science Master 1: "Here! Over here!" (takes package)"At last!"
Science Master 2 &3: "What's that?"
SM1: "I figured the micronians wouldn't part with the secrets of their robotechnology if they knew it was us trying to get ahold of it, so I used my brains."
SM2&3: "...?...."
SM1: "I hacked their 'internet', faked my credentials, and ordered scientific equipment from the Robotech Research Group. They think they're sending prototype equipment to their trusted associates in Tyrol, ITALY."
SM2&3: "Aaaahhhhh........VERY clever."
SM1: "You think so? So do I. And now let's see what technological secrets we've managed to acquire from those stupid micronians."
(with a few swipes of a boxcutter he cuts open the box, opens it, pulls out from bubble wrap..)
vrrreeeeettttt
(a laser scans him)
VEEERRRTTTT
Two metal tentacles with big mitts on the end come out of the box, grab the first Science Master on either side of his head)
:shock: :shock: :shock:
-SQUEEZE-COPACT-MOLD-SHAPE-FOLD-SPINDLE-POUND-SCREW-COUNTER-ROTATE-COMPRESS-TIE-
DRIBBLE-DRIBBLE-DEIBBLE-BOUNCE-BOUNCE-BOUNCE-DRIBBLE-DRIBBLE-DRIBBLE-DRIBBLE-SHOOT

(The now-roughly spheroid Science Master gets chucked into an air vent high on the wall of the Science Masters' hall)
SM2&3(edging away from box): "...okay....maybe not so stupid...."


THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR MESSIN WITH THE GLOBETROTTERS!

Re: Robotech Blooper Reels

Posted: Fri Mar 22, 2013 10:07 pm
by taalismn
///Swhish///
(Three security guards enter the Science Master's hall)
Security Captain: "You summoned?"
Science Master 2: "Get rid of that box."
SC: "What box?"
SM2: "THAT box."
SC: "THIS box?"
SM2: "NO!"(strides angrily next to the box in question) "THIS box!"
#GRAB!#-FOLD-SQUEEZE-SQUISH-MOLD-MASH-POP-POUND-ROUND-ROLL-#WHAM#"UUUGHHH!!"rollllllllllllllllllllllllllll*chunk*
(The tentacled hands roll the compacted second Science Master like a bowling ball in a perfect three pin strike on the Security triumvirate, before Science Master Two rolls down the hall, and into a lift, before disappearing down its shaft.)
#Phur!#Clang!rollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll**bang**
(...then rolls out of an air vent from the other side of the hall before coming to a stop next to the box.)
Science Master 3: "...uh-oh....I have a bad feeling about this."

Re: Robotech Blooper Reels

Posted: Fri Mar 22, 2013 10:26 pm
by Alpha 11
SRoss wrote:
taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:Rand: "Annie, its the way you hold 'em and whatever that terrifies 'em."
Annie: "What are you talking about?" (Holding Corg in a bone-crushing choke hold)
Corg: "Someone help, please!"



Annie: "It's great stress relief!"
Lancer: "....and just how MUCH stress are you under?" :-?
Annie: "I'm on the cusp of puberty."
Rand and Rook both shake their heads in understanding and step wwwaaaaaaayyyyyyy back.


On the Forums a large percentage of the membership step wwwaaaaaaayyyyyyy back from their PCs. (Just in case.)


:lol: :lol:

SRoss wrote:
Alpha 11 wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:Kyle: "I still wanna know who's these things and why is that crazy nurse following me!?"


Hugh Mann: (From directly behind Kyle) :love: :love: :love: "The Regess will be (hic) ex (hic) ex (hic) ECSTATIC!!!" :love: :love: :love:


:lol:

taalismn wrote:"Parcel Post delivery for 'A. Sciencemaster'?"
Science Master 1: "Here! Over here!" (takes package)"At last!"
Science Master 2 &3: "What's that?"
SM1: "I figured the micronians wouldn't part with the secrets of their robotechnology if they knew it was us trying to get ahold of it, so I used my brains."
SM2&3: "...?...."
SM1: "I hacked their 'internet', faked my credentials, and ordered scientific equipment from the Robotech Research Group. They think they're sending prototype equipment to their trusted associates in Tyrol, ITALY."
SM2&3: "Aaaahhhhh........VERY clever."
SM1: "You think so? So do I. And now let's see what technological secrets we've managed to acquire from those stupid micronians."
(with a few swipes of a boxcutter he cuts open the box, opens it, pulls out from bubble wrap..)
vrrreeeeettttt
(a laser scans him)
VEEERRRTTTT
Two metal tentacles with big mitts on the end come out of the box, grab the first Science Master on either side of his head)
:shock: :shock: :shock:
-SQUEEZE-COPACT-MOLD-SHAPE-FOLD-SPINDLE-POUND-SCREW-COUNTER-ROTATE-COMPRESS-TIE-
DRIBBLE-DRIBBLE-DEIBBLE-BOUNCE-BOUNCE-BOUNCE-DRIBBLE-DRIBBLE-DRIBBLE-DRIBBLE-SHOOT

(The now-roughly spheroid Science Master gets chucked into an air vent high on the wall of the Science Masters' hall)
SM2&3(edging away from box): "...okay....maybe not so stupid...."


:lol:

SRoss wrote:
taalismn wrote:"Parcel Post delivery for 'A. Sciencemaster'?"
Science Master 1: "Here! Over here!" (takes package)"At last!"
Science Master 2 &3: "What's that?"
SM1: "I figured the micronians wouldn't part with the secrets of their robotechnology if they knew it was us trying to get ahold of it, so I used my brains."
SM2&3: "...?...."
SM1: "I hacked their 'internet', faked my credentials, and ordered scientific equipment from the Robotech Research Group. They think they're sending prototype equipment to their trusted associates in Tyrol, ITALY."
SM2&3: "Aaaahhhhh........VERY clever."
SM1: "You think so? So do I. And now let's see what technological secrets we've managed to acquire from those stupid micronians."
(with a few swipes of a boxcutter he cuts open the box, opens it, pulls out from bubble wrap..)
vrrreeeeettttt
(a laser scans him)
VEEERRRTTTT
Two metal tentacles with big mitts on the end come out of the box, grab the first Science Master on either side of his head)
:shock: :shock: :shock:
-SQUEEZE-COPACT-MOLD-SHAPE-FOLD-SPINDLE-POUND-SCREW-COUNTER-ROTATE-COMPRESS-TIE-
DRIBBLE-DRIBBLE-DEIBBLE-BOUNCE-BOUNCE-BOUNCE-DRIBBLE-DRIBBLE-DRIBBLE-DRIBBLE-SHOOT

(The now-roughly spheroid Science Master gets chucked into an air vent high on the wall of the Science Masters' hall)
SM2&3(edging away from box): "...okay....maybe not so stupid...."


THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR MESSIN WITH THE GLOBETROTTERS!


:lol:

taalismn wrote:///Swhish///
(Three security guards enter the Science Master's hall)
Security Captain: "You summoned?"
Science Master 2: "Get rid of that box."
SC: "What box?"
SM2: "THAT box."
SC: "THIS box?"
SM2: "NO!"(strides angrily next to the box in question) "THIS box!"
#GRAB!#-FOLD-SQUEEZE-SQUISH-MOLD-MASH-POP-POUND-ROUND-ROLL-#WHAM#"UUUGHHH!!"rollllllllllllllllllllllllllll*chunk*
(The tentacled hands roll the compacted second Science Master like a bowling ball in a perfect three pin strike on the Security triumvirate, before Science Master Two rolls down the hall, and into a lift, before disappearing down its shaft.)
#Phur!#Clang!rollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll**bang**
(...then rolls out of an air vent from the other side of the hall before coming to a stop next to the box.)
Science Master 3: "...uh-oh....I have a bad feeling about this."


:lol: :lol:

Re: Robotech Blooper Reels

Posted: Sat Mar 23, 2013 1:21 pm
by SRoss
Corg races through the corridors of the hive with Scott on his tail.

Marlene's Ghost: "Cooorrrrggg! Use the Force Corg!"

Corg: (Closes his eyes and consentrates)

Scott watches Corg's battloid slam full tilt into the far wall at the end of the corridor.

Re: Robotech Blooper Reels

Posted: Sat Mar 23, 2013 5:55 pm
by Arnie100
Marlene's Ghost: "Works everytime!"
Scott: "I don't know what happened, but it was worth it!"
Corg: "This isn't fair...I used the Force like she said..."
Regess: "You idiot...there's no such thing as the Force!"
Corg: "But...this voice in my head told me to use the Force!"

Re: Robotech Blooper Reels

Posted: Sat Mar 23, 2013 7:12 pm
by taalismn
Shadowfighter Pilot: "Ah...I think we may have a problem..."
Shadowfighter Pilot 2: "What are you talking about?"
SP1: "We're supposed to be invisible to Invid sensors, right?"
SP2: "Yes? Why?"
SP1:"Well, then why does the entrance to the hive have a sign saying 'Welcome, Human Invaders!"?"

Re: Robotech Blooper Reels

Posted: Sat Mar 23, 2013 8:13 pm
by SRoss
taalismn wrote:Shadowfighter Pilot: "Ah...I think we may have a problem..."
Shadowfighter Pilot 2: "What are you talking about?"
SP1: "We're supposed to be invisible to Invid sensors, right?"
SP2: "Yes? Why?"
SP1:"Well, then why does the entrance to the hive have a sign saying 'Welcome, Human Invaders!"?"


Lunk: "BECAUSE FOR GOD'S SAKE THERE'S ONLY SO MUCH ONE MAN CAN TAKE! NOW GET DOWN HERE BEFORE THOSE PRINCESSES FIND ME AGAIN!"

Re: Robotech Blooper Reels

Posted: Sat Mar 23, 2013 8:49 pm
by Arnie100
Shadowpilot #1: "Oh; hell, no! I knew it was a trap!"
Shadowpilot #2: "Let's head back to the ship, quick!"
Lunk::"Get back here, you cowards!! D@mn, I shouldn't have made that sign so obvious..."

Re: Robotech Blooper Reels

Posted: Sat Mar 23, 2013 9:44 pm
by SRoss
Arnie100 wrote:Shadowpilot #1: "Oh; hell, no! I knew it was a trap!"
Shadowpilot #2: "Let's head back to the ship, quick!"
Lunk::"Get back here, you cowards!! D@mn, I shouldn't have made that sign so obvious..."


SP1: "Where's our ship!?!" :frazz:

SP2: "Easy! Just follow the sign."

The Shadow Fighters dive into a tunnel with a sign saying "Ship Here!" in bright crayon.

SP1: "Umm ... Our ship looks a lot like the inside of a Genesis Pit." :-?

SP2: "Isn't that Phil Collins, trying to warn us off?" :eek:

Meanwhile at the tunnel entrance...

Princess #1: "That was as simple as Allegra and Octavia said it would be!" :roll:

Princess #2: "Shall I reel in Lunk's leash yet?"

Re: Robotech Blooper Reels

Posted: Sat Mar 23, 2013 9:52 pm
by Arnie100
SP #1: "I knew this was too easy!!"
SP #2: "I've got a bad feeling about this..."
Lunk: "C'mon, guys! Don't leave me here, all alone!"
Princess #1: "Those humans aren't falling for it, sister? What should we do, now?"
Princess #2: "We could always try baiting them...let's try a naked Lunk and see what happens..."

Re: Robotech Blooper Reels

Posted: Sat Mar 23, 2013 10:47 pm
by taalismn
Arnie100 wrote:SP #1: "I knew this was too easy!!"
SP #2: "I've got a bad feeling about this..."
Lunk: "C'mon, guys! Don't leave me here, all alone!"
Princess #1: "Those humans aren't falling for it, sister? What should we do, now?"
Princess #2: "We could always try baiting them...let's try a naked Lunk and see what happens..."


Princess #1: "Well....one of them crashed at top speed into a mountainside and the other seems to have fired off all his missiles without first opening the launcher hatches."
Princess #2:"...no leftovers I take it..."

Re: Robotech Blooper Reels

Posted: Sun Mar 24, 2013 12:21 am
by Arnie100
Lunk: "You cowards! You took the easy way out! Now I'm gonna be here all alone...with THEM!"
Princess #1: "Oh, come on, Lunky-poo...it can't be all THAT bad..."
Princess #2: "Yeah...now we'll have even more fun...all of us! Hee-hee!"
Lunk: "I can't take this anymore! Someone...ANYONE! SAVE ME!!"

Re: Robotech Blooper Reels

Posted: Sun Mar 24, 2013 12:36 am
by Alpha 11
SRoss wrote:Corg races through the corridors of the hive with Scott on his tail.

Marlene's Ghost: "Cooorrrrggg! Use the Force Corg!"

Corg: (Closes his eyes and consentrates)

Scott watches Corg's battloid slam full tilt into the far wall at the end of the corridor.


:lol: :lol: :lol:

Arnie100 wrote:Marlene's Ghost: "Works everytime!"
Scott: "I don't know what happened, but it was worth it!"
Corg: "This isn't fair...I used the Force like she said..."
Regess: "You idiot...there's no such thing as the Force!"
Corg: "But...this voice in my head told me to use the Force!"


:lol: Not so loud! You'll break some poor boys heart! ;)

taalismn wrote:Shadowfighter Pilot: "Ah...I think we may have a problem..."
Shadowfighter Pilot 2: "What are you talking about?"
SP1: "We're supposed to be invisible to Invid sensors, right?"
SP2: "Yes? Why?"
SP1:"Well, then why does the entrance to the hive have a sign saying 'Welcome, Human Invaders!"?"


:lol: :lol:

SRoss wrote:
taalismn wrote:Shadowfighter Pilot: "Ah...I think we may have a problem..."
Shadowfighter Pilot 2: "What are you talking about?"
SP1: "We're supposed to be invisible to Invid sensors, right?"
SP2: "Yes? Why?"
SP1:"Well, then why does the entrance to the hive have a sign saying 'Welcome, Human Invaders!"?"


Lunk: "BECAUSE FOR GOD'S SAKE THERE'S ONLY SO MUCH ONE MAN CAN TAKE! NOW GET DOWN HERE BEFORE THOSE PRINCESSES FIND ME AGAIN!"


:lol: :lol:

Arnie100 wrote:Shadowpilot #1: "Oh; hell, no! I knew it was a trap!"
Shadowpilot #2: "Let's head back to the ship, quick!"
Lunk::"Get back here, you cowards!! D@mn, I shouldn't have made that sign so obvious..."


:lol:

SRoss wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:Shadowpilot #1: "Oh; hell, no! I knew it was a trap!"
Shadowpilot #2: "Let's head back to the ship, quick!"
Lunk::"Get back here, you cowards!! D@mn, I shouldn't have made that sign so obvious..."


SP1: "Where's our ship!?!" :frazz:

SP2: "Easy! Just follow the sign."

The Shadow Fighters dive into a tunnel with a sign saying "Ship Here!" in bright crayon.

SP1: "Umm ... Our ship looks a lot like the inside of a Genesis Pit." :-?

SP2: "Isn't that Phil Collins, trying to warn us off?" :eek:

Meanwhile at the tunnel entrance...

Princess #1: "That was as simple as Allegra and Octavia said it would be!" :roll:

Princess #2: "Shall I reel in Lunk's leash yet?"


:lol:

Re: Robotech Blooper Reels

Posted: Sun Mar 24, 2013 12:36 am
by Alpha 11
Arnie100 wrote:SP #1: "I knew this was too easy!!"
SP #2: "I've got a bad feeling about this..."
Lunk: "C'mon, guys! Don't leave me here, all alone!"
Princess #1: "Those humans aren't falling for it, sister? What should we do, now?"
Princess #2: "We could always try baiting them...let's try a naked Lunk and see what happens..."


:lol: :lol: Wrong body.

taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:SP #1: "I knew this was too easy!!"
SP #2: "I've got a bad feeling about this..."
Lunk: "C'mon, guys! Don't leave me here, all alone!"
Princess #1: "Those humans aren't falling for it, sister? What should we do, now?"
Princess #2: "We could always try baiting them...let's try a naked Lunk and see what happens..."


Princess #1: "Well....one of them crashed at top speed into a mountainside and the other seems to have fired off all his missiles without first opening the launcher hatches."
Princess #2:"...no leftovers I take it..."


:lol: :lol: I feel for the pilots.

Arnie100 wrote:Lunk: "You cowards! You took the easy way out! Now I'm gonna be here all alone...with THEM!"
Princess #1: "Oh, come on, Lunky-poo...it can't be all THAT bad..."
Princess #2: "Yeah...now we'll have even more fun...all of us! Hee-hee!"
Lunk: "I can't take this anymore! Someone...ANYONE! SAVE ME!!"


:lol: