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Dana: "So these Bioroids, their control interfaces react to the pilot as if they were an extension of their own bodies?"
Professor Cochrane: "Indeed, it's what gives them their remarkable agility."
Dana: "And is there any feedback in the OTHER direction?"
Cochrane: "I imagine there's SOME, in order to insure a proper sense of balance and 'body awareness'. You can hardly throw a perfect punch if you don't know where your own hand is."
Dana:"How much feedback?"
Cochrane: "Well, I figure the faster and more agile the mecha, the greater the feedback."
Dana: "Thanks, prof!"

___
**GOAL-KICK**
#GRONK#
"!!!!!!!!"
Dante(watching the latest Bioroid rolling away off the battlefield, the alien mecha clutching itself): "I don't know where you twigged to the idea that kicking these Bioroids in the groin would be an effective tactic, L-T, but it seems to be working!"
Dana: "Call it woman's intuition."

Bioroid Pilot #1: "Beware of that enemy pilot! Whoever they are, they're using a horrible new tactic!"
Bioroid Pilot #2: "What are you talking ab --

**GOAL-KICK**
#GRONK#

-- MERCY!! I see what you mean..."

Karno: "Ha! They won't be able to hurt me in this suit of Terminator armour!"

**GOAL-KICK**

#GRONK# EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*SPLAT!

Clone Guard #1: "I didn't know Muses could operate Invid Fighter Bioroids"

Clone Guard #2: "Indeed."

"Now, see, Zor Prime, why piloting a Red Bioroid could be a liability?"
(groan)"...shut up and get me some ice...."

no real reason a bioroid should have that sort of bio-feedback, but funny.
they definitely would need a way to expand a pilots own proprioception in a way that lets the pilot properly control the mecha, but positional data and a small amount of force feedback would suffice i think.

of course tying damage control sensors for the mecha into the pilot's own senses might simplify the heads up display.. though i'd imagine they'd be heavily buffered so even a complete loss of limb would be more of an ache, not immobilizing pain..

hmm, great, now i have something else to consider and add to my website's notes..

glitterboy2098 wrote::lol:

no real reason a bioroid should have that sort of bio-feedback, but funny.
they definitely would need a way to expand a pilots own proprioception in a way that lets the pilot properly control the mecha, but positional data and a small amount of force feedback would suffice i think.

of course tying damage control sensors for the mecha into the pilot's own senses might simplify the heads up display.. though i'd imagine they'd be heavily buffered so even a complete loss of limb would be more of an ache, not immobilizing pain..

hmm, great, now i have something else to consider and add to my website's notes..

Well, yeah....but seeing as some of the Bioroids look like they have codpieces, and sometimes 'superior technology' gets over-engineered...


"Okay....what's worse than the sensation of having a mecha kick you in the groin?"
"A Hovertank firing its main gun into your groin?"
#PHOOOMPPPFFF#
("EEEYYYUUUGGGHHHHHHH!!!")
"Good thing those guys reproduce via cloning!"
"Well, Angelo, that's not strictly true..."
"Louie, I don;t think sex is anywhere on that last guy's mind, at least not for a couple of centuries."

taalismn wrote:Dana: "So these Bioroids, their control interfaces react to the pilot as if they were an extension of their own bodies?"
Professor Cochrane: "Indeed, it's what gives them their remarkable agility."
Dana: "And is there any feedback in the OTHER direction?"
Cochrane: "I imagine there's SOME, in order to insure a proper sense of balance and 'body awareness'. You can hardly throw a perfect punch if you don't know where your own hand is."
Dana:"How much feedback."
Cochrane: "Well, I figure the faster and more agile the mecha, the greater the feedback."
Dana: "Thanks, prof!"

___
**GOAL-KICK**
#GRONK#
"!!!!!!!!"
Dante(watching the latest Bioroid rolling away off the battlefield, the alien mecha clutching itself): "I don't know where you twigged to the idea that kicking these Bioroids in the groin would be an effective tactic, L-T, but it seems to be working!"
Dana: "Call it woman's intuition."

Arnie100 wrote:Bioroid Pilot #1: "Beware of that enemy pilot! Whoever they are, they're using a horrible new tactic!"
Bioroid Pilot #2: "What are you talking ab --

**GOAL-KICK**
#GRONK#

-- MERCY!! I see what you mean..."

SRoss wrote:Karno: "Ha! They won't be able to hurt me in this suit of Terminator armour!"

**GOAL-KICK**

#GRONK# EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*SPLAT!

Clone Guard #1: "I didn't know Muses could operate Invid Fighter Bioroids"

Clone Guard #2: "Indeed."

taalismn wrote:"Now, see, Zor Prime, why piloting a Red Bioroid could be a liability?"
(groan)"...shut up and get me some ice...."

glitterboy2098 wrote::lol:

no real reason a bioroid should have that sort of bio-feedback, but funny.
they definitely would need a way to expand a pilots own proprioception in a way that lets the pilot properly control the mecha, but positional data and a small amount of force feedback would suffice i think.

of course tying damage control sensors for the mecha into the pilot's own senses might simplify the heads up display.. though i'd imagine they'd be heavily buffered so even a complete loss of limb would be more of an ache, not immobilizing pain..

hmm, great, now i have something else to consider and add to my website's notes..

That's our diebolical plan!

taalismn wrote:

glitterboy2098 wrote::lol:

no real reason a bioroid should have that sort of bio-feedback, but funny.
they definitely would need a way to expand a pilots own proprioception in a way that lets the pilot properly control the mecha, but positional data and a small amount of force feedback would suffice i think.

of course tying damage control sensors for the mecha into the pilot's own senses might simplify the heads up display.. though i'd imagine they'd be heavily buffered so even a complete loss of limb would be more of an ache, not immobilizing pain..

hmm, great, now i have something else to consider and add to my website's notes..

Well, yeah....but seeing as some of the Bioroids look like they have codpieces, and sometimes 'superior technology' gets over-engineered...


"Okay....what's worse than the sensation of having a mecha kick you in the groin?"
"A Hovertank firing its main gun into your groin?"
#PHOOOMPPPFFF#
("EEEYYYUUUGGGHHHHHHH!!!")
"Good thing those guys reproduce via cloning!"
"Well, Angelo, that's not strictly true..."
"Louie, I don;t think sex is anywhere on that last guy's mind, at least not for a couple of centuries."

"We've brought in a casualty for you to treat, Clone Masters!"
"Who is the patient?"
"Karno, of the Guard Triumvirate."
"Ah! Well, where is he? Is he in the next room? All I see of him is his helmet!"
"And his boots."
"Uh....revered Clone Masters...This IS Karno...He's sort of..."
"Brutally stuffed upside his own helmet with extreme violence."
"I....see. Okay, this may not be as simple a triage as we normally expect from battlefield casualties."

Clone Master: "Hah! At least this wasn't Musica's doing! IF she did THIS, it would be nearly impossible to repair!"
Karno: "Please don't give her any more ideas...this is excruciatingly painful, as it is!"

"You know, if you can stand the pain, and if we can't...ah...uncompress you...you could make a good living doinga decent 'Marty the Martian' impersonation."
"Oh god no! I can already hear the lawyers for Warner Brothers lining up! Get me out of this! Can't ultra-modern Torolian medicine HELP me?!"
"Very well...the 'tractor pull' it is."

taalismn wrote:"We've brought in a casualty for you to treat, Clone Masters!"
"Who is the patient?"
"Karno, of the Guard Triumvirate."
"Ah! Well, where is he? Is he in the next room? All I see of him is his helmet!"
"And his boots."
"Uh....revered Clone Masters...This IS Karno...He's sort of..."
"Brutally stuffed upside his own helmet with extreme violence."
"I....see. Okay, this may not be as simple a triage as we normally expect from battlefield casualties."

Arnie100 wrote:Clone Master: "Hah! At least this wasn't Musica's doing! IF she did THIS, it would be nearly impossible to repair!"
Karno: "Please don't give her any more ideas...this is excruciatingly painful, as it is!"

taalismn wrote:"You know, if you can stand the pain, and if we can't...ah...uncompress you...you could make a good living doinga decent 'Marty the Martian' impersonation."
"Oh god no! I can already hear the lawyers for Warner Brothers lining up! Get me out of this! Can't ultra-modern Torolian medicine HELP me?!"
"Very well...the 'tractor pull' it is."

"Milord, we've run into a problem extracting Karno from his helmet."
"Indeed? What?"
"Only his boots came off."
"Then attach the hauling shackles to his ankles."
"We did that next."
"And? It worked?"
"It pulled his legs off. We've had to surgically re-attach them."
"I...see...That could pose a problem."
"Suggestions, milord?"
"Anchor the next attempt directly to the bones, and keep some spare parts from the android vat on hand."

Musica: (From inside her Invid Fighter Bioroid) "I have an idea Masters!"

Takes Karno between two fingers and slams the other palm down on the top of his helmet.

#SPLAT#

Master #1: "Eeeewww!"

Master #2: "Umm. At least he is now out of the helmet..."

Master #3: "Indeed."

"JUst as well...We determined that it was Karno's inflated ego that was keeping him stuck in his helmet."
"And dealing with that would pose a problem HOW?"
"Milord, our perfect society has been set up to do little but praise its greatness and the infallibility of its elite class. How and where would we have found somebody with the ability to deflate Karno's genetically-engineered superior sense of himself without having to resort to physically drilling holes in his head?"
(at that moment about fifty percent of the population of Earth sneezes).

Shake and shake the ketchup bottle.
First a little, then a lot'll!
---Ogden Nash

Musica: "Ppppfffftttt...I could have easily done all that!"
Master #1: "Without KILLING Karno, in the process?"
Musica: "Fine. Spoil my fun..."

Sean Phillips: "Why do I have that tingling feeling that my snarkinesss could have been put to constructive use, but instead the opportunity was lost?"

taalismn wrote:Sean Phillips: "Why do I have that tingling feeling that my snarkinesss could have been put to constructive use, but instead the opportunity was lost?"

Marie Crystal: "Are you sure you want an answer to that? I don't think you'd like it."

taalismn wrote:"Milord, we've run into a problem extracting Karno from his helmet."
"Indeed? What?"
"Only his boots came off."
"Then attach the hauling shackles to his ankles."
"We did that next.""And? It worked?"
"It pulled his legs off. We've had to surgically re-attach them."
"I...see...That could pose a problem."
"Suggestions, milord?"
"Anchor the next attempt directly to the bones, and keep some spare parts from the android vat on hand."

SRoss wrote:Musica: (From inside her Invid Fighter Bioroid) "I have an idea Masters!"

Takes Karno between two fingers and slams the other palm down on the top of his helmet.

#SPLAT#

Master #1: "Eeeewww!"

Master #2: "Umm. At least he is now out of the helmet..."

Master #3: "Indeed."

taalismn wrote:"JUst as well...We determined that it was Karno's inflated ego that was keeping him stuck in his helmet."
"And dealing with that would pose a problem HOW?"
"Milord, our perfect society has been set up to do little but praise its greatness and the infallibility of its elite class. How and where would we have found somebody with the ability to deflate Karno's genetically-engineered superior sense of himself without having to resort to phsyically drilling holes in his head?"
(at that moment about fifty percent of the population of Earth sneezes).

Shake and shake the ketchup bottle.
First a little, then a lot'll!
---Ogden Nash

Arnie100 wrote:Musica: "Ppppfffftttt...I could have easily done all that!"
Master #1: "Without KILLING Karno, in the process?"
Musica: "Fine. Spoil my fun..."

taalismn wrote:Sean Phillips: "Why do I have that tingling feeling that my snarkinesss could have been put to constructive use, but instead the opportunity was lost?"

Arnie100 wrote:

taalismn wrote:Sean Phillips: "Why do I have that tingling feeling that my snarkinesss could have been put to constructive use, but instead the opportunity was lost?"

Marie Crystal: "Are you sure you want an answer to that? I don't think you'd like it."

"Okay....how did Musica learn how to pilot a Bioroid?"
"Some online correspondence course...'The Amuro Rey Instant Mecha Piloting Mastery Academy----Five MInutes From Zero to Ace'."
"That's...frightening..."
"Beats the other offering...'Rick Hunter's Crash Veritech Training'. Available in a CD."

taalismn wrote:"Okay....how did Musica learn how to pilot a Bioroid?"
"Some online cprrespondence course...'The Amuro Rey Instant Mecha Piloting Mastery Academy----Five MInutes From Zero to Ace'."
"That's...frightening..."
"Beats the other offering...'Rick Hunter's Crash Veritech Training'. Available in a CD."

I have notice that about the Gundam universes. Put a teen with just the basics to no training into the pilot seat of the most or almost advance moble suit, and they become an litteral ace in 5 minutes and can go tow to tow with the enemies best pilots.

taalismn wrote:"Okay....how did Musica learn how to pilot a Bioroid?"
"Some online cprrespondence course...'The Amuro Rey Instant Mecha Piloting Mastery Academy----Five MInutes From Zero to Ace'."
"That's...frightening..."
"Beats the other offering...'Rick Hunter's Crash Veritech Training'. Available in a CD."

"Could've been worse. At least Minmei didn't learn how to pilot a VF. We'd all be screwed."

Arnie100 wrote:

taalismn wrote:"Okay....how did Musica learn how to pilot a Bioroid?"
"Some online cprrespondence course...'The Amuro Rey Instant Mecha Piloting Mastery Academy----Five MInutes From Zero to Ace'."
"That's...frightening..."
"Beats the other offering...'Rick Hunter's Crash Veritech Training'. Available in a CD."

"Could've been worse. At least Minmei didn't learn how to pilot a VF. We'd all be screwed."

Minmei: "Hmmm......'Mecha Operations for Idol Singers' by Basara Nekki and Mylene Jenius...Interesting...Hmmm, distant crash of thunder? Must be a storm coming! Good think I bought this book to while away a washout day!"

Arnie100 wrote:

taalismn wrote:"Okay....how did Musica learn how to pilot a Bioroid?"
"Some online cprrespondence course...'The Amuro Rey Instant Mecha Piloting Mastery Academy----Five MInutes From Zero to Ace'."
"That's...frightening..."
"Beats the other offering...'Rick Hunter's Crash Veritech Training'. Available in a CD."

"Could've been worse. At least Minmei didn't learn how to pilot a VF. We'd all be screwed."

Minmei: "I opted for Beta Fighter training instead."

Alpha 11 wrote:[
I have notice that about the Gundam universes. Put a teen with just the basics to no training into the pilot seat of the most or almost advance moble suit, and they become an litteral ace in 5 minutes and can go tow to tow with the enemies best pilots.

It's like the most advanced mecha have a built-in tutorial, or else they automatically become Junior Ace Magnets, attracting previously unassuming and un-realized super-pilots just as their voices break...
Of course, a genre-savvy Evil Overlord will learn to capitalize on this, parading his most advanced mecha and paying close attention to who approaches it. Young people who try to pilot it will a) be immediately kidnapped and brainwashed into loyal drones, b) held hostage inside the rigged machine to lure out any older rebels, or c) immediately killed for trespass and attempting grand theft mecha.

SRoss wrote:[
Minmei: "I opted for Beta Fighter training instead."

"Bring the Noise"

taalismn wrote: It's like the most advanced mecha have a built-in tutorial

"Hello, and thank you for activating the VFA6I Alpha Fighter. You may call me Sheila."

Rand: 'Hello. Sheila. Big.. Plane.. lady."

Sheila: "Would you like me to run the tutorial program?"

Rand: "Oh, that'd be very nice. Thank you."

Sheila: "Tutorial program activated. This program is intended to instruct non-certified personnel in the use of this Alpha class Fighter. Let's begin with some taxiing."

Rand: "Okay."



later;
Sheila: "Now that you've mastered piloting the VFA6I, let's move on to some of the safety features."

Rand: "No, no, wait, go back! Why are there three pedals if there are only two Legs?"

glitterboy2098 wrote:

taalismn wrote: It's like the most advanced mecha have a built-in tutorial

"Hello, and thank you for activating the VFA6I Alpha Fighter. You may call me Sheila."

Rand: 'Hello. Sheila. Big.. Plane.. lady."

Sheila: "Would you like me to run the tutorial program?"

Rand: "Oh, that'd be very nice. Thank you."

Sheila: "Tutorial program activated. This program is intended to instruct non-certified personnel in the use of this Alpha class Fighter. Let's begin with some taxiing."

Rand: "Okay."



later;
Sheila: "Now that you've mastered piloting the VFA6I, let's move on to some of the safety features."

Rand: "No, no, wait, go back! Why are there three pedals if there are only two Legs?"

Scott: (seeing the sudden launch of missile spam from the taxiing Shadowfighter about to come down on him) "Son of a bi--"

taalismn wrote:

glitterboy2098 wrote:

taalismn wrote: It's like the most advanced mecha have a built-in tutorial

"Hello, and thank you for activating the VFA6I Alpha Fighter. You may call me Sheila."

Rand: 'Hello. Sheila. Big.. Plane.. lady."

Sheila: "Would you like me to run the tutorial program?"

Rand: "Oh, that'd be very nice. Thank you."

Sheila: "Tutorial program activated. This program is intended to instruct non-certified personnel in the use of this Alpha class Fighter. Let's begin with some taxiing."

Rand: "Okay."



later;
Sheila: "Now that you've mastered piloting the VFA6I, let's move on to some of the safety features."

Rand: "No, no, wait, go back! Why are there three pedals if there are only two Legs?"

Scott: (seeing the sudden launch of missile spam from the taxiing Shadowfighter about to come down on him) "Son of a bi--"

Rook: Rand! When I get my hands on you, you're going to be in deep trouble!

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:[
Minmei: "I opted for Beta Fighter training instead."

"Bring the Noise"

"Bring the Funk"

Aboard the Arc Angel... Scott and Marcus are playing the latest Ace Combat game online.

Scott: "Smoked again!!!"

Marcus: "Damn, who are those pilots!?!"

On Tirol, Musica and Minmei high-five each other.

Arnie100 wrote:

taalismn wrote:"Okay....how did Musica learn how to pilot a Bioroid?"
"Some online cprrespondence course...'The Amuro Rey Instant Mecha Piloting Mastery Academy----Five MInutes From Zero to Ace'."
"That's...frightening..."
"Beats the other offering...'Rick Hunter's Crash Veritech Training'. Available in a CD."

"Could've been worse. At least Minmei didn't learn how to pilot a VF. We'd all be screwed."

True.

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:

taalismn wrote:"Okay....how did Musica learn how to pilot a Bioroid?"
"Some online cprrespondence course...'The Amuro Rey Instant Mecha Piloting Mastery Academy----Five MInutes From Zero to Ace'."
"That's...frightening..."
"Beats the other offering...'Rick Hunter's Crash Veritech Training'. Available in a CD."

"Could've been worse. At least Minmei didn't learn how to pilot a VF. We'd all be screwed."

Minmei: "Hmmm......'Mecha Operations for Idol Singers' by Basara Nekki and Mylene Jenius...Interesting...Hmmm, distant crash of thunder? Must be a storm coming! Good think I bought this book to while away a washout day!"

SRoss wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:

taalismn wrote:"Okay....how did Musica learn how to pilot a Bioroid?"
"Some online cprrespondence course...'The Amuro Rey Instant Mecha Piloting Mastery Academy----Five MInutes From Zero to Ace'."
"That's...frightening..."
"Beats the other offering...'Rick Hunter's Crash Veritech Training'. Available in a CD."

"Could've been worse. At least Minmei didn't learn how to pilot a VF. We'd all be screwed."

Minmei: "I opted for Beta Fighter training instead."

taalismn wrote:

Alpha 11 wrote:[
I have notice that about the Gundam universes. Put a teen with just the basics to no training into the pilot seat of the most or almost advance moble suit, and they become an litteral ace in 5 minutes and can go tow to tow with the enemies best pilots.

It's like the most advanced mecha have a built-in tutorial, or else they automatically become Junior Ace Magnets, attracting previously unassuming and un-realized super-pilots just as their voices break...
Of course, a genre-savvy Evil Overlord will learn to capitalize on this, parading his most advanced mecha and paying close attention to who approaches it. Young people who try to pilot it will a) be immediately kidnapped and brainwashed into loyal drones, b) held hostage inside the rigged machine to lure out any older rebels, or c) immediately killed for trespass and attempting grand theft mecha.

Ya makes you wander about that. And for the last part, I could see that emperor from the new Battleship Yammato series doing that.

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:[
Minmei: "I opted for Beta Fighter training instead."

"Bring the Noise"

glitterboy2098 wrote:

taalismn wrote:It's like the most advanced mecha have a built-in tutorial

"Hello, and thank you for activating the VFA6I Alpha Fighter. You may call me Sheila."

Rand: 'Hello. Sheila. Big.. Plane.. lady."

Sheila: "Would you like me to run the tutorial program?"

Rand: "Oh, that'd be very nice. Thank you."

Sheila: "Tutorial program activated. This program is intended to instruct non-certified personnel in the use of this Alpha class Fighter. Let's begin with some taxiing."

Rand: "Okay."



later;
Sheila: "Now that you've mastered piloting the VFA6I, let's move on to some of the safety features."

Rand: "No, no, wait, go back! Why are there three pedals if there are only two Legs?"

Sheila's name was making me think, were had I heard it before..., RED VS. BLUE!!!!

taalismn wrote:

glitterboy2098 wrote:

taalismn wrote:It's like the most advanced mecha have a built-in tutorial

"Hello, and thank you for activating the VFA6I Alpha Fighter. You may call me Sheila."

Rand: 'Hello. Sheila. Big.. Plane.. lady."

Sheila: "Would you like me to run the tutorial program?"

Rand: "Oh, that'd be very nice. Thank you."

Sheila: "Tutorial program activated. This program is intended to instruct non-certified personnel in the use of this Alpha class Fighter. Let's begin with some taxiing."

Rand: "Okay."



later;
Sheila: "Now that you've mastered piloting the VFA6I, let's move on to some of the safety features."

Rand: "No, no, wait, go back! Why are there three pedals if there are only two Legs?"

Scott: (seeing the sudden launch of missile spam from the taxiing Shadowfighter about to come down on him) "Son of a bi--"

SailorCallie wrote:

taalismn wrote:

glitterboy2098 wrote:

taalismn wrote:It's like the most advanced mecha have a built-in tutorial

"Hello, and thank you for activating the VFA6I Alpha Fighter. You may call me Sheila."

Rand: 'Hello. Sheila. Big.. Plane.. lady."

Sheila: "Would you like me to run the tutorial program?"

Rand: "Oh, that'd be very nice. Thank you."

Sheila: "Tutorial program activated. This program is intended to instruct non-certified personnel in the use of this Alpha class Fighter. Let's begin with some taxiing."

Rand: "Okay."



later;
Sheila: "Now that you've mastered piloting the VFA6I, let's move on to some of the safety features."

Rand: "No, no, wait, go back! Why are there three pedals if there are only two Legs?"

Scott: (seeing the sudden launch of missile spam from the taxiing Shadowfighter about to come down on him) "Son of a bi--"

Rook: Rand! When I get my hands on you, you're going to be in deep trouble!

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:[
Minmei: "I opted for Beta Fighter training instead."

"Bring the Noise"

"Bring the Funk"

Aboard the Arc Angel... Scott and Marcus are playing the latest Ace Combat game online.

Scott: "Smoked again!!!"

Marcus: "Damn, who are those pilots!?!"

On Tirol, Musica and Minmei high-five each other.

(Minmei's Quarters, just as a package arrives)

Minmei: "Oh! I've been waiting for this one!! 'Capital Ship Flying For The Beginner'!"
Musica: "What's this!?"
Minmei: "We're gonna learn how to fly the big ones!"

Scott: "I'm a ghost, Rand...I'm here to haunt you!"
Rand: "Scott, this gag's been done already by the 15th ATAC! It's stale already!"
Marlene: "At last, Scott, we're together again!"
Ariel: "....Invid exorcist, remember?"
Marlene: "...I JUST remembered I have an appointment about a higher level of existence....see yah around!"

taalismn wrote:Scott: "I'm a ghost, Rand...I'm here to haunt you!"
Rand: "Scott, this gag's been done already by the 15th ATAC! It's stale already!"
Marlene: "At last, Scott, we're together again!"
Ariel: "....Invid exorcist, remember?"
Marlene: "...I JUST remembered I have an appointment about a higher level of existence....see yah around!"

Rand: "Scott, you're only dreaming...Ariel's cooking really did a number on you!"
Ariel: "Waitaminute...I never learned how to cook...YOU did the cooking last night, Rand!"
Marlene: "So Scott really isn't...?"
Ariel: "Scott's MY man! Leave him alone...leave him alone. Remember, I'm still an Invid exorcist!"
Marlene: "Oh, yeah..."

Meanwhile ... On Tirol Dana, Bowie and Angelo are playing World of Tanks.

Dana: "Who's driving that pink T50? She just fragged my Maus."

Meanwhile on Earth.

Annie: "Ppppfffftttt... Amateurs..."

Angelo: "No fair...there's a blue M-1 Abrams that just cooked my T-72!"
Dana: "Dad, cut it out! Mom!"
Miriya: (Driving a red Leopard IV MBT) "Don't worry, hon...oh, it's on!"

Max: "Where did that P. 1000 Ratte come from!?!"

Vince: "Surprise."

Reinhardt: "Never mind that uberpanzer! I wanna know who just chewed the ass off my T-72 with a bloody FV SCORPION!!!!"
Sammie: "Guess...."

taalismn wrote:Reinhardt: "Never mind that uberpanzer! I wanna know who just chewed the ass off my T-72 with a bloody FV SCORPION!!!!"
Sammie: "Guess...."

Marcus: "At least you didn't get nailed by an M-3 Stuart! I had a King Tiger!"
Alex: "Size doean't matter, bro! Its the SKILLZ!"

Arnie100 wrote:

taalismn wrote:Reinhardt: "Never mind that uberpanzer! I wanna know who just chewed the ass off my T-72 with a bloody FV SCORPION!!!!"
Sammie: "Guess...."

Marcus: "At least you didn't get nailed by an M-3 Stuart! I had a King Tiger!"
Alex: "Size doean't matter, bro! Its the SKILLZ!"

Sean: "Aggg! My Stalin just got smoked by a pink M-3 Lee!"

Vanessa: "Score."

Minmei: (Driving a pink-colored Panther) "Oh, Rick...where are you? Come out, come out wherever you are..." (With a wicked gleam in her eye)
Rick: "This sucks...I'm stuck with an M-4 Sherman..."
Minmei: "I've finally got you in my sights. This is gonna be for ditching me for that cradle-robber!!"

Arnie100 wrote:Minmei: (Driving a pink-colored Panther) "Oh, Rick...where are you? Come out, come out wherever you are..." (With a wicked gleam in her eye)
Rick: "This sucks...I'm stuck with an M-4 Sherman..."
Minmei: "I've finally got you in my sights. This is gonna be for ditching me for that cradle-robber!!"

Minmei: "HAH, GOT---okay, I just got VIOLATED by a Wiesel with TOWs. Who the---??"
Kim: "Oh, SORRY!!!"

Arnie100 wrote:(Minmei's Quarters, just as a package arrives)

Minmei: "Oh! I've been waiting for this one!! 'Capital Ship Flying For The Beginner'!"
Musica: "What's this!?"
Minmei: "We're gonna learn how to fly the big ones!"

taalismn wrote:Scott: "I'm a ghost, Rand...I'm here to haunt you!"
Rand: "Scott, this gag's been done already by the 15th ATAC! It's stale already!"
Marlene: "At last, Scott, we're together again!"
Ariel: "....Invid exorcist, remember?"
Marlene: "...I JUST remembered I have an appointment about a higher level of existence....see yah around!"

Little Snuzzles wrote:Final Moments of Symphony of Light - What was really said:

Regis: "Man, this SUCKS! Now I gotta go find another f___ing planet! Thanks a LOT, you robotech bastards. Really. Thanks so much! The spirit of light and all that stuff too!"

-flies away-

Little Snuzzles wrote:Minmei: "What is that noise?? Janice...? What are you doing with the food processor?"

Janice: (stepping away quickly) "Huh? Oh....nothing."

Minmei: "Were you doing it with the food processor?! -- Janice, that's just wrong on so many levels.."

Arnie100 wrote:

taalismn wrote:Scott: "I'm a ghost, Rand...I'm here to haunt you!"
Rand: "Scott, this gag's been done already by the 15th ATAC! It's stale already!"
Marlene: "At last, Scott, we're together again!"
Ariel: "....Invid exorcist, remember?"
Marlene: "...I JUST remembered I have an appointment about a higher level of existence....see yah around!"

Rand: "Scott, you're only dreaming...Ariel's cooking really did a number on you!"
Ariel: "Waitaminute...I never learned how to cook...YOU did the cooking last night, Rand!"
Marlene: "So Scott really isn't...?"
Ariel: "Scott's MY man! Leave him alone...leave him alone. Remember, I'm still an Invid exorcist!"
Marlene: "Oh, yeah..."

namar13766 wrote:

Little Snuzzles wrote:Minmei: "What is that noise?? Janice...? What are you doing with the food processor?"

Janice: (stepping away quickly) "Huh? Oh....nothing."

Minmei: "Were you doing it with the food processor?! -- Janice, that's just wrong on so many levels.."

"Just for that, until we get a new food processor, I'm sticking with MREs!"

"Isn't that drastic?"

"No."

SRoss wrote:Meanwhile ... On Tirol Dana, Bowie and Angelo are playing World of Tanks.

Dana: "Who's driving that pink T50? She just fragged my Maus."

Meanwhile on Earth.

Annie: "Ppppfffftttt... Amateurs..."

Arnie100 wrote:Angelo: "No fair...there's a blue M-1 Abrams that just cooked my T-72!"
Dana: "Dad, cut it out! Mom!"
Miriya: (Driving a red Leopard IV MBT) "Don't worry, hon...oh, it's on!"

SRoss wrote:Max: "Where did that P. 1000 Ratte come from!?!"

Vince: "Surprise."

That thing is scary, it was in the last 2 episodes of Girls and Panzers. I wouldn't be surprised if it could take on moduren tanks.

taalismn wrote:Reinhardt: "Never mind that uberpanzer! I wanna know who just chewed the ass off my T-72 with a bloody FV SCORPION!!!!"
Sammie: "Guess...."

Little Snuzzles wrote:Marlene: "Hey Scott! Let's go for a spin in your Alpha."
Scott: "But we just did that an hour ago!"
Marlene: "I know, but... It's so much fun."
Scott: "You're just using me for my protoculture, aren't you?"
Marlene: (innocent look) "No! Of course not..."

Arnie100 wrote:

taalismn wrote:Reinhardt: "Never mind that uberpanzer! I wanna know who just chewed the ass off my T-72 with a bloody FV SCORPION!!!!"
Sammie: "Guess...."

Marcus: "At least you didn't get nailed by an M-3 Stuart! I had a King Tiger!"
Alex: "Size doean't matter, bro! Its the SKILLZ!"

SRoss wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:

taalismn wrote:Reinhardt: "Never mind that uberpanzer! I wanna know who just chewed the ass off my T-72 with a bloody FV SCORPION!!!!"
Sammie: "Guess...."

Marcus: "At least you didn't get nailed by an M-3 Stuart! I had a King Tiger!"
Alex: "Size doean't matter, bro! Its the SKILLZ!"

Sean: "Aggg! My Stalin just got smoked by a pink M-3 Lee!"

Vanessa: "Score."

Arnie100 wrote:Minmei: (Driving a pink-colored Panther) "Oh, Rick...where are you? Come out, come out wherever you are..." (With a wicked gleam in her eye)
Rick: "This sucks...I'm stuck with an M-4 Sherman..."
Minmei: "I've finally got you in my sights. This is gonna be for ditching me for that cradle-robber!!"

* Tank destory* appears on screen.

Minmei: WHAT ?!?

In a M-26 Pershing off to her right.

Lisa: Calling me old are you!?!

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:Minmei: (Driving a pink-colored Panther) "Oh, Rick...where are you? Come out, come out wherever you are..." (With a wicked gleam in her eye)
Rick: "This sucks...I'm stuck with an M-4 Sherman..."
Minmei: "I've finally got you in my sights. This is gonna be for ditching me for that cradle-robber!!"

Minmei: "HAH, GOT---okay, I just got VIOLATED by a Wiesel with TOWs. Who the---??"
Kim: "Oh, SORRY!!!"

Corg: "This is embarrasing! All I've got is a Type 95 Ha-Go!"
Annie: "There you are, Mr. Snuggles!" (In a pink-colored Stryker MGS)
Corg: "Can't this thing go any faster!?"

Alpha 11 wrote:

SRoss wrote:Max: "Where did that P. 1000 Ratte come from!?!"

Vince: "Surprise."

That thing is scary, it was in the last 2 episodes of Girls and Panzers. I wouldn't be surprised if it could take on moduren tanks.

While the P. 1000 was probably the inspiration for those land ships out of Gundam, and possibly the Bolo. I suspect it's appearence on an actual battlefield would attract the UNDIVIDED ATTENTION of every artillery piece, ground attack aircraft and bomber in radio range.

Arnie100 wrote:Corg: "This is embarrasing! All I've got is a Type 95 Ha-Go!"
Annie: "There you are, Mr. Snuggles!" (In a pink-colored Stryker MGS)
Corg: "Can't this thing go any faster!?"

"Wow! That Type 95 just flew off the cliff into the ocean."

"I'd swear he's trying to drive away from shore."

T.R. Edwards: "HAHAHAHAHA!!! Anything worth doing is worth WINNING at! And this system-hacked T-80's gonna roll all over you lo...UGHHH!!! WHAT THE $%&&^%$^????!!!!! 'Engine Death?!' 'NBC Environmental System Compromise'?! 'AMMUNITION CHAIN REACTION????!!! WHO DID THIS TO ME???!!! What the bug(%^*^&^???!! Who...WHAT THE HELL IS A FIAT-ANSALDO L-3/35lf??!!! AND WHO LET IT IN THIS STUPID GAME????!!!"
Jason Lynn: "Code-hacking's a YOUNG person's sport, fatso. Eat napalm and BURN>"

Meanwhile, over by the MTA Titan...

Nova: "HEY! YOU THERE! WHO ARE YOU?"

Hugh Mann: (Giving a snappy salute) "SARGENT ODDBALL, MAM!!!"

'And why does your personnel record, under 'blood type', say 'green'?!"
"I'm A VULCAN, MA'AM!"
"...really? OH really? You DO know Vulcans are fictional, don't you?"
"MY MOM DIDN'T THINK SO!"
"...great...another trekkie...."