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Little Snuzzles wrote:

Alpha 11 wrote: What happen there?

You see, because if Azonia wasn't micronized, um, a particular thing would be of such great magnitude that it would be larger that Rick, himself, and any attempt to interact with said thing would likely lead to him falling into the space that was occupied by the thing, a space that, typically under such conditions does contain significant aquaeous elements. Thus, if Rick could not swim, then his sudden and unplanned venture into this environment could lead to his death by drowning.

That's the deconstuction of the joke.

That was NOT what I was talking about. I was meaning, how did Azonia and Rick "get togethor"?

Alpha 11 wrote:[
That was NOT what I was talking about. I was meaning, how did Azonia and Rick "get togethor"?

Aftermath of an all-night bender at the Broken Hearts Club. Rick was attempting to drown his sorrows after Lisa left him for Minmei.
Azonia was trying to get blind drunk after seeing Khyron with Grel.

Little Snuzzles wrote:

Alpha 11 wrote:That was NOT what I was talking about. I was meaning, how did Azonia and Rick "get togethor"?

LOL!!!!

*Sniff* Heartbreaking when you turn back around and they've all grown up, isn't it?

taalismn wrote:

Alpha 11 wrote:[
That was NOT what I was talking about. I was meaning, how did Azonia and Rick "get togethor"?

Aftermath of an all-night bender at the Broken Hearts Club. Rick was attempting to drown his sorrows after Lisa left him for Minmei.
Azonia was trying to get blind drunk after seeing Khyron with Grel.

Is this the Twilight Zone???

taalismn wrote:

Little Snuzzles wrote:

Alpha 11 wrote:That was NOT what I was talking about. I was meaning, how did Azonia and Rick "get togethor"?

LOL!!!!

*Sniff* Heartbreaking when you turn back around and they've all grown up, isn't it?

The Robotech Masters reveiw Zors memories, specifically where Nova gives Zor the file on moonbase ALUCE and later allows him to move about headquarters unsupervised.

Master #1: "So like her natural hair colour is blond, right?"

Master #2: "Perhaps the dying agent she uses has damaged her higher brain functions?"

Master #3: "Could it be that her progenators were brother and sister?"

Later...

Nova: (Reading the Master's Saga manuscript) "Wait!!! Zor was the security leak all along! WHY DIDN'T SOMEONE TELL ME!!!"

Angelo: (Facepalming) "Because, it was obvious..."

When the Masters' Zor-Infiltration Scheme Goes WAY Wrong:

Robotech Master 1:(viewing Zor's memories) "So he spent most, if not all, of his time on Earth watching pornography?"
Robotech Master 2: "Apparently so. His mission was a waste of our time and resources."
Robotech Master 3: "Can we rerun that last bit there again?"

SRoss wrote:

Master's Saga Outtakes

The Robotech Masters reveiw Zors memories, specifically where Nova gives Zor the file on moonbase ALUCE and later allows him to move about headquarters unsupervised.

Master #1: "So like her natural hair colour is blond, right?"

Master #2: "Perhaps the dying agent she uses has damaged her higher brain functions?"

Master #3: "Could it be that her progenators were brother and sister?"

Later...

Nova: (Reading the Master's Saga manuscript) "Wait!!! Zor was the security leak all along! WHY DIDN'T SOMEONE TELL ME!!!"

Angelo: (Facepalming) "Because, it was obvious..."

taalismn wrote:When the Masters' Zor-Infiltration Scheme Goes WAY Wrong:

Robotech Master 1:(viewing Zor's memories) "So he spent most, if not all, of his time on Earth watching pornography?"
Robotech Master 2: "Apparently so. His mission was a waste of our time and resources."
Robotech Master 3: "Can we rerun that last bit there again?"

Dana: (Reading the Master's Saga manuscript) "Oh God!!! My love life is as pathetic as Minmei's!!!"

SRoss wrote:Dana: (Reading the Master's Saga manuscript) "Oh God!!! My love life is as pathetic as Minmei's!!!"

Minmei: "I don't think so...you get two lovers blown out from under you....My first goes on to marry my romantic rival, my second ...and this is arguable and one-sided...goes mad and stalks me, and is my own cousin, THEN dies...my third cheats on his wife, betrays his own men, and gets killed, my fourth is ALREADY mad, turns on Humanity, uses me for implied biomedical experimentation, and then gets killed as a giant mutant. Really....yours just don't compare."

SRoss wrote:Dana: (Reading the Master's Saga manuscript) "Oh God!!! My love life is as pathetic as Minmei's!!!"

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:Dana: (Reading the Master's Saga manuscript) "Oh God!!! My love life is as pathetic as Minmei's!!!"

Minmei: "I don't think so...you get two lovers blown out from under you....My first goes on to marry my romantic rival, my second ...and this is arguable and one-sided...goes mad and stalks me, and is my own cousin, THEN dies...my third cheats on his wife, betrays his own men, and gets killed, my fourth is ALREADY mad, turns on Humanity, uses me for implied biomedical experimentation, and then gets killed as a giant mutant. Really....yours just don't compare."

taalismn wrote:When the Masters' Zor-Infiltration Scheme Goes WAY Wrong:

Robotech Master 1:(viewing Zor's memories) "So he spent most, if not all, of his time on Earth watching pornography?"
Robotech Master 2: "Apparently so. His mission was a waste of our time and resources."
Robotech Master 3: "Can we rerun that last bit there again?"

Robotech Master 1: "Which part?" (Pausing Zor's memories)
Robotech Master 3: "Gimme that remote...waitwaitwaitwait...there! Now isn't that fascinating (use you imagination) how they do that with those things??"
Robotech Master 2: "Gimme that remote...you're a sick puppy...those things ARE rather...SLIMY..."

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:Dana: (Reading the Master's Saga manuscript) "Oh God!!! My love life is as pathetic as Minmei's!!!"

Minmei: "I don't think so...you get two lovers blown out from under you....My first goes on to marry my romantic rival, my second ...and this is arguable and one-sided...goes mad and stalks me, and is my own cousin, THEN dies...my third cheats on his wife, betrays his own men, and gets killed, my fourth is ALREADY mad, turns on Humanity, uses me for implied biomedical experimentation, and then gets killed as a giant mutant. Really....yours just don't compare."

Rick: (Reading his own script) "So...I become involved with two women here...not bad...not bad at all, one's a teen and the other's an...old sourpuss??"
Roy: "I get killed!?"
Ben: "Awww...damn, me too!"
Max: "SWEET!! I get the hottest chick in this whole series!"

Marie Crystal: "I fall in with a playboy, but I end up housebreaking him? Not bad...not bad at all."
Nova Satori: "Okay....I miss the boat with Komodo, but make his life a little brighter before he dies, practically betray the ASC with the alien who later goes on to be Dana's tragic love interest, but I end up with another soldier and rescue a kid from an alien ship? I can live with that."
Musica: "Starcrossed and fated lovers. No problems there."


Marlene: "I get croaked in the first episode of the arc and ever after show up as either a hallucination or a recording."
Ariel: "Sorry to hear it, but these things happen. But I do catch him on the rebound."
Sara: "Wooh-Hoooh! I see mine naked before we even start dating!"
Rook: " My first got trashed, then took up with my sister. My second needed some adjustment and fine-tuning, but I'm getting him where I want him."

Louie: "I don't get anyone but it's implied that an android has the hots me, sweet!"

J.A.N.I.C.E.: "MustkillTommyMustkillTommyMustkillTommy."

Tommy: "Oh, yeah...this rewrite's gonna be AWESOME! The fans are gonna LOVE me for it!!"

Zor: "I die TWICE!? How can someone die TWICE!?
Rem: "Let's see...you die before the series even starts...and your clone dies also...not ME, of course...but the other you dies and brings the Invid to Earth...sucks to be you...oh...wait...I AM you..."

Rem: "Why's the blonde staring at me with shock/lust/disappointment/rage/fear/sorrow/revulsion?"
Maia: "My advice? Don't take a seat next to her in the bar and ask her if 'this seat is taken?."

Angelo Dante: "WHATTYA MEAN THE MCKINNEY BOOKS HAVE NOTHING OF CANON?! I WANT SEX WITH AN AMAZON DAMNIT!"

Rem: "Why is that?"
Maia: "Here...read this (hands over a copy of The Masters Saga script).
Rem: (Flipping through the pages) "That does suck..."

Louie: "You get a Praxian, Angie??"
Angie: "HAD. This all Tommy's fault...(sobbing) I had an Amazon..."

The All-mighty Hayden: "Suck it up you divas! I was the supreme ultimate power and the PROGENITOR of the flowers of life. Now? I am just another psychotic broken A.I. bent on subjugating and/or killing all meat-bags for no discernable reason until Tommy gets off his fat tuckus and actualy finishes the next movie.
Talk about downgrades... "

DhAkael wrote:The All-mighty Hayden: "Suck it up you divas! I was the supreme ultimate power and the PROGENITOR of the flowers of life. Now? I am just another psychotic broken A.I. bent on subjugating and/or killing all meat-bags for no discernable reason until Tommy gets off his fat tuckus and actualy finishes the next movie.
Talk about downgrades... "

Cylon Imperious Leader: "Hah! What mkaes you think you're the only ultimate power in the universe?? I had 'em...had them, mind you, on their knees! Then I entrusted the job of tracking the humans to another megalomaniac...and look what happens...they keep getting away over and over again!! My advice to you...handle your own business, 'cause they'll just screw it up!"

Lunk: "Wait! I get stuck looking after the brat!!!"

Annie: (Drawing back the rifle receiver) "I HEARD THAT!"

Lunk: " "

Arnie100 wrote:

DhAkael wrote:The All-mighty Hayden: "Suck it up you divas! I was the supreme ultimate power and the PROGENITOR of the flowers of life. Now? I am just another psychotic broken A.I. bent on subjugating and/or killing all meat-bags for no discernable reason until Tommy gets off his fat tuckus and actualy finishes the next movie.
Talk about downgrades... "

Cylon Imperious Leader: "Hah! What mkaes you think you're the only ultimate power in the universe?? I had 'em...had them, mind you, on their knees! Then I entrusted the job of tracking the humans to another megalomaniac...and look what happens...they keep getting away over and over again!! My advice to you...handle your own business, 'cause they'll just screw it up!"

Haydon: "...well, you did lose that soliliquizing jerk Baltar....He was ADAMA's pain in the buttocks in the remake. And you lost the 'fro."
Imperious Leader: "AT WHAT COST, MAN?! AT WHAT COST!? Now the closest that comes to me is a bunch of sourpuss Cavils! I don't even show up in 'Razor'!"

Arnie100 wrote:

taalismn wrote:When the Masters' Zor-Infiltration Scheme Goes WAY Wrong:

Robotech Master 1:(viewing Zor's memories) "So he spent most, if not all, of his time on Earth watching pornography?"
Robotech Master 2: "Apparently so. His mission was a waste of our time and resources."
Robotech Master 3: "Can we rerun that last bit there again?"

Robotech Master 1: "Which part?" (Pausing Zor's memories)
Robotech Master 3: "Gimme that remote...waitwaitwaitwait...there! Now isn't that fascinating (use you imagination) how they do that with those things??"
Robotech Master 2: "Gimme that remote...you're a sick puppy...those things ARE rather...SLIMY..."

Arnie100 wrote:

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:Dana: (Reading the Master's Saga manuscript) "Oh God!!! My love life is as pathetic as Minmei's!!!"

Minmei: "I don't think so...you get two lovers blown out from under you....My first goes on to marry my romantic rival, my second ...and this is arguable and one-sided...goes mad and stalks me, and is my own cousin, THEN dies...my third cheats on his wife, betrays his own men, and gets killed, my fourth is ALREADY mad, turns on Humanity, uses me for implied biomedical experimentation, and then gets killed as a giant mutant. Really....yours just don't compare."

Rick: (Reading his own script) "So...I become involved with two women here...not bad...not bad at all, one's a teen and the other's an...old sourpuss??"
Roy: "I get killed!?"
Ben: "Awww...damn, me too!"
Max: "SWEET!! I get the hottest chick in this whole series!"

taalismn wrote:Marie Crystal: "I fall in with a playboy, but I end up housebreaking him? Not bad...not bad at all."
Nova Satori: "Okay....I miss the boat with Komodo, but make his life a little brighter before he dies, practically betray the ASC with the alien who later goes on to be Dana's tragic love interest, but I end up with another soldier and rescue a kid from an alien ship? I can live with that."
Musica: "Starcrossed and fated lovers. No problems there."


Marlene: "I get croaked in the first episode of the arc and ever after show up as either a hallucination or a recording."
Ariel: "Sorry to hear it, but these things happen. But I do catch him on the rebound."
Sara: "Wooh-Hoooh! I see mine naked before we even start dating!"
Rook: " My first got trashed, then took up with my sister. My second needed some adjustment and fine-tuning, but I'm getting him where I want him."

SRoss wrote:Louie: "I don't get anyone but it's implied that an android has the hots me, sweet!"

J.A.N.I.C.E.: "MustkillTommyMustkillTommyMustkillTommy."

Arnie100 wrote:Tommy: "Oh, yeah...this rewrite's gonna be AWESOME! The fans are gonna LOVE me for it!!"

Arnie100 wrote:Zor: "I die TWICE!? How can someone die TWICE!?
Rem: "Let's see...you die before the series even starts...and your clone dies also...not ME, of course...but the other you dies and brings the Invid to Earth...sucks to be you...oh...wait...I AM you..."

taalismn wrote:Rem: "Why's the blonde staring at me with shock/lust/disappointment/rage/fear/sorrow/revulsion?"
Maia: "My advice? Don't take a seat next to her in the bar and ask her if 'this seat is taken?."

Angelo Dante: "WHATTYA MEAN THE MCKINNEY BOOKS HAVE NOTHING OF CANON?! I WANT SEX WITH AN AMAZON DAMNIT!"

Arnie100 wrote:Rem: "Why is that?"
Maia: "Here...read this (hands over a copy of The Masters Saga script).
Rem: (Flipping through the pages) "That does suck..."

Louie: "You get a Praxian, Angie??"
Angie: "HAD. This all Tommy's fault...(sobbing) I had an Amazon..."

DhAkael wrote:The All-mighty Hayden: "Suck it up you divas! I was the supreme ultimate power and the PROGENITOR of the flowers of life. Now? I am just another psychotic broken A.I. bent on subjugating and/or killing all meat-bags for no discernable reason until Tommy gets off his fat tuckus and actualy finishes the next movie.
Talk about downgrades... "

Arnie100 wrote:

DhAkael wrote:The All-mighty Hayden: "Suck it up you divas! I was the supreme ultimate power and the PROGENITOR of the flowers of life. Now? I am just another psychotic broken A.I. bent on subjugating and/or killing all meat-bags for no discernable reason until Tommy gets off his fat tuckus and actualy finishes the next movie.
Talk about downgrades... "

Cylon Imperious Leader: "Hah! What mkaes you think you're the only ultimate power in the universe?? I had 'em...had them, mind you, on their knees! Then I entrusted the job of tracking the humans to another megalomaniac...and look what happens...they keep getting away over and over again!! My advice to you...handle your own business, 'cause they'll just screw it up!"

SRoss wrote:Lunk: "Wait! I get stuck looking after the brat!!!"

Annie: (Drawing back the rifle receiver) "I HEARD THAT!"

Lunk: " "

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:

DhAkael wrote:The All-mighty Hayden: "Suck it up you divas! I was the supreme ultimate power and the PROGENITOR of the flowers of life. Now? I am just another psychotic broken A.I. bent on subjugating and/or killing all meat-bags for no discernable reason until Tommy gets off his fat tuckus and actualy finishes the next movie.
Talk about downgrades... "

Cylon Imperious Leader: "Hah! What mkaes you think you're the only ultimate power in the universe?? I had 'em...had them, mind you, on their knees! Then I entrusted the job of tracking the humans to another megalomaniac...and look what happens...they keep getting away over and over again!! My advice to you...handle your own business, 'cause they'll just screw it up!"

Haydon: "...well, you did lose that soliliquizing jerk Baltar....He was ADAMA's pain in the buttocks in the remake. And you lost the 'fro."
Imperious Leader: "AT WHAT COST, MAN?! AT WHAT COST!? Now the closest that comes to me is a bunch of sourpuss Cavils! I don't even show up in 'Razor'!"

Aurora Sterling: "AT LEAST YOU GUYS ALL STILL EXIST!!!"

L'ron: "And....you know, seeing as I DID appear in the 'Preludes' comic, I really shouldn't complain...I mean, I DID lose the horns and the goggles."
Veidt: "Bastards....I'm not NAMED, but it's IMPLIED I'm either the Haydonite who got killed, either by Vince or the Liberty explosion....I get hired back for a unnamed SNUFF role!"

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:

DhAkael wrote:The All-mighty Hayden: "Suck it up you divas! I was the supreme ultimate power and the PROGENITOR of the flowers of life. Now? I am just another psychotic broken A.I. bent on subjugating and/or killing all meat-bags for no discernable reason until Tommy gets off his fat tuckus and actualy finishes the next movie.
Talk about downgrades... "

Cylon Imperious Leader: "Hah! What mkaes you think you're the only ultimate power in the universe?? I had 'em...had them, mind you, on their knees! Then I entrusted the job of tracking the humans to another megalomaniac...and look what happens...they keep getting away over and over again!! My advice to you...handle your own business, 'cause they'll just screw it up!"

Haydon: "...well, you did lose that soliliquizing jerk Baltar....He was ADAMA's pain in the buttocks in the remake. And you lost the 'fro."
Imperious Leader: "AT WHAT COST, MAN?! AT WHAT COST!? Now the closest that comes to me is a bunch of sourpuss Cavils! I don't even show up in 'Razor'!"

well, what appears to be an IL series type shows up in the last webisode of Blood & Chrome, so there is still the possibility.

SRoss wrote:Aurora Sterling: "AT LEAST YOU GUYS ALL STILL EXIST!!!"

Dana: "Maia, who was that?"
Maia: "That was just your imagination."
Aurora: "See what I mean!?"

Arnie100 wrote:

SRoss wrote:Aurora Sterling: "AT LEAST YOU GUYS ALL STILL EXIST!!!"

Dana: "Maia, who was that?"
Maia: "That was just your imagination."
Aurora: "See what I mean!?"

(Rumored Brother): "...at least you got NAMED...."
Aurora: "Somebody say something?"
(Rumored Brother): "..."

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:

SRoss wrote:Aurora Sterling: "AT LEAST YOU GUYS ALL STILL EXIST!!!"

Dana: "Maia, who was that?"
Maia: "That was just your imagination."
Aurora: "See what I mean!?"

(Rumored Brother): "...at least you got NAMED...."
Aurora: "Somebody say something?"
(Rumored Brother): "..."

Roy Hunter: "Oh, quit your whining; whoever you are....I was in The End Of The Circle until you-know-who came along. I was gonna be in The Shadow Chronicles when that b@$t@rd Edwards ruined everything!"

Aurora Sterling: "I know guys!!! Let's get Tommy!!!"

Tommy Yune: "Why do I suddenly feel a chill of dread?"

Aurora Sterling: "And superhuman mental powers! We of the Missing Generation were supposed to be the next stage in human evolution!"
Amuro Rey: "NEWTYPES ARE A DEAD END!!! DON'T GO THERE!!!"
Roy Hunter: "Oh, shush, you!"

Paul 'muadib' Atradies: "He has a point you know."

glitterboy2098 wrote:Paul 'muadib' Atradies: "He has a point you know."

Duncan Idaho: "Sorry about that man, stealing your thunder and all."
Paul: "Sorry? Man, it took you HOW MANY generations of gholas before you attained messiahhood? And YOU'RE apologizing? Ain't trading my experience for all your deaths, Dunc!"

taalismn wrote:Aurora Sterling: "And superhuman mental powers! We of the Missing Generation were supposed to be the next stage in human evolution!"

Tommy: "I sense great danger."

A pair of glowing eyes appear in the darkened corridor behind him.

Tommy: Odd, I can hear Tubular Bells.

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:Aurora Sterling: "And superhuman mental powers! We of the Missing Generation were supposed to be the next stage in human evolution!"

Tommy: "I sense great danger."

A pair of glowing eyes appear in the darkened corridor behind him.

Tommy: Odd, I can hear Tubular Bells.

"It ain't Christmas and it ain't Saint Nick!"

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:Aurora Sterling: "And superhuman mental powers! We of the Missing Generation were supposed to be the next stage in human evolution!"

Tommy: "I sense great danger."

A pair of glowing eyes appear in the darkened corridor behind him.

Tommy: Odd, I can hear Tubular Bells.

Tommy: "(Shudders) I feel like a victim from a John Carpenter movie..."

SRoss wrote:Aurora Sterling: "AT LEAST YOU GUYS ALL STILL EXIST!!!"

Ya, poor girl. It might not be much, but at least there is fanfiction.

taalismn wrote:L'ron: "And....you know, seeing as I DID appear in the 'Preludes' comic, I really shouldn't complain...I mean, I DID lose the horns and the goggles."
Veidt: "Bastards....I'm not NAMED, but it's IMPLIED I'm either the Haydonite who got killed, either by Vince or the Liberty explosion....I get hired back for a unnamed SNUFF role!"

Arnie100 wrote:

SRoss wrote:Aurora Sterling: "AT LEAST YOU GUYS ALL STILL EXIST!!!"

Dana: "Maia, who was that?"
Maia: "That was just your imagination."
Aurora: "See what I mean!?"

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:

SRoss wrote:Aurora Sterling: "AT LEAST YOU GUYS ALL STILL EXIST!!!"

Dana: "Maia, who was that?"
Maia: "That was just your imagination."
Aurora: "See what I mean!?"

(Rumored Brother): "...at least you got NAMED...."
Aurora: "Somebody say something?"
(Rumored Brother): "..."

Poor guy.

Arnie100 wrote:

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:

SRoss wrote:Aurora Sterling: "AT LEAST YOU GUYS ALL STILL EXIST!!!"

Dana: "Maia, who was that?"
Maia: "That was just your imagination."
Aurora: "See what I mean!?"

(Rumored Brother): "...at least you got NAMED...."
Aurora: "Somebody say something?"
(Rumored Brother): "..."

Roy Hunter: "Oh, quit your whining; whoever you are....I was in The End Of The Circle until you-know-who came along. I was gonna be in The Shadow Chronicles when that b@$t@rd Edwards ruined everything!"

They sure like killing off somewhat already there potensial charactors.

SRoss wrote:Aurora Sterling: "I know guys!!! Let's get Tommy!!!"

Tommy Yune: "Why do I suddenly feel a chill of dread?"

I'm all for that!

taalismn wrote:Aurora Sterling: "And superhuman mental powers! We of the Missing Generation were supposed to be the next stage in human evolution!"
Amuro Rey: "NEWTYPES ARE A DEAD END!!! DON'T GO THERE!!!"
Roy Hunter: "Oh, shush, you!"

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:Aurora Sterling: "And superhuman mental powers! We of the Missing Generation were supposed to be the next stage in human evolution!"

Tommy: "I sense great danger."

A pair of glowing eyes appear in the darkened corridor behind him.

Tommy: Odd, I can hear Tubular Bells.

Arnie100 wrote:

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:Aurora Sterling: "And superhuman mental powers! We of the Missing Generation were supposed to be the next stage in human evolution!"

Tommy: "I sense great danger."

A pair of glowing eyes appear in the darkened corridor behind him.

Tommy: Odd, I can hear Tubular Bells.

Tommy: "(Shudders) I feel like a victim from a John Carpenter movie..."

I honestly didn't think that movie was half bad.

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:Aurora Sterling: "And superhuman mental powers! We of the Missing Generation were supposed to be the next stage in human evolution!"

Tommy: "I sense great danger."

A pair of glowing eyes appear in the darkened corridor behind him.

Tommy: Odd, I can hear Tubular Bells.

"It ain't Christmas and it ain't Saint Nick!"

Umm ... not those tubular bells. (facepalm) The type where you need an old priest, and a young priest.

(Tommy's Office)

Tommy: "Wonder who's thar knocking on my door?"
Father Merrin: "Hello...we're collecting donatioms for a new ch -- "
Tommy: "I'm gonna eat your SOUL!!!" Did, did I say that!?"
Father Merrin: "Do you mind if we come in? It seems you have some anger issues..."
Ash: "Let ME handle this..." (Door closes, sound of a chainsaw running)

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:Aurora Sterling: "And superhuman mental powers! We of the Missing Generation were supposed to be the next stage in human evolution!"

Tommy: "I sense great danger."

A pair of glowing eyes appear in the darkened corridor behind him.

Tommy: Odd, I can hear Tubular Bells.

"It ain't Christmas and it ain't Saint Nick!"

Umm ... not those tubular bells. (facepalm) The type where you need an old priest, and a young priest.

Then it's most DEFINITELY not Saint Nick.

"I have a Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch here."
"Gimme that!"

Lynn Kyle and T.R. Edwards walk down the hall covered in a viscus beige substance.

Kyle: "Take the exorcist's assistant job, what could go wrong."

Edwards: "How was I supposed to know Tommy was REALLY possessed!?!"

Kyle: "I really hope this is just Pea Soup."

BioSanatation Squad Leader: "CONTAMINATION! EMERGENCY PROCEDURE ALPHA, STAT!!!"

The squad surrounds the two and aim their flamethrowers.

Kyle & Edwards: " "

BSB Leader: "PREPARE THE PROMETHIUM ENEMA TO PURGE THE TAINTED!"

Kyle: "...dear god, it CAN get worse...."

Arnie100 wrote:(Tommy's Office)

Tommy: "Wonder who's thar knocking on my door?"
Father Merrin: "Hello...we're collecting donatioms for a new ch -- "
Tommy: "I'm gonna eat your SOUL!!!" Did, did I say that!?"
Father Merrin: "Do you mind if we come in? It seems you have some anger issues..."
Ash: "Let ME handle this..." (Door closes, sound of a chainsaw running)

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:Aurora Sterling: "And superhuman mental powers! We of the Missing Generation were supposed to be the next stage in human evolution!"

Tommy: "I sense great danger."

A pair of glowing eyes appear in the darkened corridor behind him.

Tommy: Odd, I can hear Tubular Bells.

"It ain't Christmas and it ain't Saint Nick!"

Umm ... not those tubular bells. (facepalm) The type where you need an old priest, and a young priest.

Then it's most DEFINITELY not Saint Nick.

"I have a Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch here."
"Gimme that!"

SRoss wrote:Lynn Kyle and T.R. Edwards walk down the hall covered in a viscus beige substance.

Kyle: "Take the exorcist's assistant job, what could go wrong."

Edwards: "How was I supposed to know Tommy was REALLY possessed!?!"

Kyle: "I really hope this is just Pea Soup."

BioSanatation Squad Leader: "CONTAMINATION! EMERGENCY PROCEDURE ALPHA, STAT!!!"

The squad surrounds the two and aim their flamethrowers.

Kyle & Edwards: " "

taalismn wrote:BSB Leader: "PREPARE THE PROMETHIUM ENEMA TO PURGE THE TAINTED!"

Kyle: "...dear god, it CAN get worse...."

I'm starting to wander is some of those troops came from the WH40K universe.

Edwards: "C'Mon, guys, give us a break!"

(Tommy suddnely flies by, with Ash in hot pursuit)

Tommy: "YOUR SOULS ARE MINE!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
Ash: "Get back here, you Deadite scum!!"
Kyle, Edwards and BSS Squad:
Kyle: "Was that...?"
Edwards: "Yep."
Kyle: "Should we...?"
Edwards: "Nope."
BSS Troopers: (All nod in agreement)

Arnie100 wrote:Edwards: "C'Mon, guys, give us a break!"

(Tommy suddnely flies by, with Ash in hot pursuit)

Tommy: "YOUR SOULS ARE MINE!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
Ash: "Get back here, you Deadite scum!!"
Kyle, Edwards and BSS Squad:
Kyle: "Was that...?"
Edwards: "Yep."
Kyle: "Should we...?"
Edwards: "Nope."
BSS Troopers: (All nod in agreement)

Sadly BioSanitation Squad training doesn't cover possession.

SRoss wrote:[Sadly BioSanitation Squad training doesn't cover possession.

Possession is nine-tenths of the law; it would be the responsibility of the GMP's JAG corps.

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:[Sadly BioSanitation Squad training doesn't cover possession.

Possession is nine-tenths of the law; it would be the responsibility of the GMP's JAG corps.

Actually, I believe it's covered by the Civil Defense Corps - Chaplin Division.