Robotech Blooper Reels

[taalismn]

Field Marshal Leonard: "Contrary to popular belief and scurrilous rumor, I am NOT the type to shoot the messenger."
ASC Aide: "Whew! That's a relief, sir!"
Field Marshal Leonard: "Flamethrowers are much more satisfying."
ASC Aide:" "

[SailorCallie]

Field Marshal Leonard: "Contrary to popular belief and scurrilous rumor, I am NOT the type to shoot the messenger."
ASC Aide: "Whew! That's a relief, sir!"
Field Marshal Leonard: "Flamethrowers are much more satisfying."
ASC Aide:" "

Mother.

[taalismn]

Annie: "So, why is it that we see autonomous robots in 'Macross' and 'Southern Cross'm but not in our own story arc?"
Rand: "Well, you see, Annie, you were too young to remember the Great Robot Civil War as the two most advanced and numerous artificial intelligence types fought it out for dominance and wiped each other completely out."
Cut to...
Several GMP robots are standing in a park, surrounded by Petit Cola machines and mobile phone-bots. The GMP bots are picking up the smaller robots and throwing them or else are stomping them flat...but there's HORDES of the smaller machines, and the Cola Machines are battering down the police-bots with barrages of cans, kamikazing into their legs and knocking them over, and drenching them in soda pop that shorts out the larger robots' circuits.

Rand: "...it was horrible, with battles lasting days...but it was also quite amusing. Unfortunately for the participants, it was mutual annihilation, and when the Invid arrived, it finished off all further production and replacement of the combatants..."

[Arnie100]

Rand: "That; Annie, is also why Petit Cola has survived (taking a sip from a soda can) to this very day!"
Annie: "Is that also why Petit Cola's the only soda around?"
Rand: "Yep. Wiped the competition out. Literally."

[glitterboy2098]

but only on earth.

out in the colonies, Proto-Cola is building up it's Veritech-vending-machine arsenal in preparation for the reopening of the earth market...

[taalismn]

but only on earth.

out in the colonies, Proto-Cola is building up it's Veritech-vending-machine arsenal in preparation for the reopening of the earth market...

Orbit to surface soda can bombardment?
Retasking the hulls of mothballed colony ships into massive refreshment delivery systems to bomb the terrestrial market?

[Arnie100]

but only on earth.

out in the colonies, Proto-Cola is building up it's Veritech-vending-machine arsenal in preparation for the reopening of the earth market...

Orbit to surface soda can bombardment?
Retasking the hulls of mothballed colony ships into massive refreshment delivery systems to bomb the terrestrial market?

Gotta flood the market somehow, right?

[SRoss]

Minmei: "Waitaminute...Rick is actually my co-star in 'Little White Dragon', but SHE (pointing at Lisa) still gets MY boyfriend?!"
Lisa: "Didn't your career come first?"
Minmei: "I could've made time for him...I bet this is TOMMY's fault...(storms off)
Lisa: "And she's still a spoiled brat..."

Rick: (Whispering to the audience) "Actually, it was the laundry and cleaning. Don't tell Lisa."

[SRoss]

but only on earth.

out in the colonies, Proto-Cola is building up it's Veritech-vending-machine arsenal in preparation for the reopening of the earth market...

Orbit to surface soda can bombardment?
Retasking the hulls of mothballed colony ships into massive refreshment delivery systems to bomb the terrestrial market?

Gotta flood the market somehow, right?

When no one is looking...

Proto-Cola Machine: "The Awareness has foreseen this."

[SailorCallie]

Minmei: "Waitaminute...Rick is actually my co-star in 'Little White Dragon', but SHE (pointing at Lisa) still gets MY boyfriend?!"
Lisa: "Didn't your career come first?"
Minmei: "I could've made time for him...I bet this is TOMMY's fault...(storms off)
Lisa: "And she's still a spoiled brat..."

Rick: (Whispering to the audience) "Actually, it was the laundry and cleaning. Don't tell Lisa."

Lisa: I heard that, Hunter! Just because I'm your commanding officer, doesn't mean I have super hearing.
Rick: Ack?!
Minmei: She's been reading one too many Superman comics.

[taalismn]

Sammy: ".....no! I don't want to hear how big your 'reflex cannon' is, you perv!" (slams down the phone)

Vanessa: "Wow! Did that freaky guy call you again?"

Max (waits ten minutes, then hits the speed-dial)

So is Max the one who call?

Yes, Max is making dirty calls to Sammy.

Whereas if it's SAMMY who makes the dirty call:
***RRRRIIIINNNGGG***
"Hello? Who is...Wha--by the protoculture! GREAT MA-AAAAUUUGGGHHHHHHHMY EARS!!!MYBRAAAIIINNN!!!!AAAIIIYYYYEEEEEEEEE*gerk*gasp8gaspnghhkkk!"(THUD)
Khyron drops the phone headset as he collapses to the floor, blood streaming from his nose, eyes, and ears....
On the other end, Sammy puts down her phone with a grin on her face....

[SRoss]

Sammy - Because kawaii is evil.

[SRoss]

Sammy: ".....no! I don't want to hear how big your 'reflex cannon' is, you perv!" (slams down the phone)

Vanessa: "Wow! Did that freaky guy call you again?"

Max (waits ten minutes, then hits the speed-dial)

So is Max the one who call?

Yes, Max is making dirty calls to Sammy.

Ben opens his door to be confronted by Sammy, Kim and Vanessa armed with baseball bats...

Sammy: "We have caller ID on the bridge you perv!!!"

The trio starts beating on him...

Max: "And that Rick is why I NEVER use my own phone for this."

[SRoss]

Lisa notices Sammy coming up the corridor with a can of Teflon paste and a paint roller.

Lisa: "What's this for?"

Sammy: "I noticed in that video, Minmei beat me in the Miss Macross contest."

Lisa: "So?"

Sammy: "HEY! MINMEI! TOMMY'S HEADED THIS WAY!!!"

Minmei comes running into the corridor, hits the Teflon paste and slides into an open elevator shaft.

[taalismn]

How Minmei REALLY Won the Miss Macross Contest:

Backstage: Minmei's in her swimsuit sitting next to another contestant, also in a swimsuit.
Minmei: "Wow, sure is brutal out there! The crowd's going NUTS!"
Contestant: "Yeah, it sure is!"
Minmei: "Hey! Who's THAT?!"
Contestant: "WHO?!"(looking in indicated direction)
Minmei whips a folding baton out of hammerspace and smashes the other girl across the skull. She falls like a ton of bricks.
Minmei tucks the baton back into hammerspace and begins screaming.
"HELLO?! HELP!!! SHE JUST HAD AN ACCIDENT BACK HERE!!!!"

[SailorCallie]

How Minmei REALLY Won the Miss Macross Contest:

Backstage: Minmei's in her swimsuit sitting next to another contestant, also in a swimsuit.
Minmei: "Wow, sure is brutal out there! The crowd's going NUTS!"
Contestant: "Yeah, it sure is!"
Minmei: "Hey! Who's THAT?!"
Contestant: "WHO?!"(looking in indicated direction)
Minmei whips a folding baton out of hammerspace and smashes the other girl across the skull. She falls like a ton of bricks.
Minmei tucks the baton back into hammerspace and begins screaming.
"HELLO?! HELP!!! SHE JUST HAD AN ACCIDENT BACK HERE!!!!"

Minmei! Have you died and became Tonya Harding all of a sudden?

[Arnie100]

How Minmei REALLY Won the Miss Macross Contest:

Backstage: Minmei's in her swimsuit sitting next to another contestant, also in a swimsuit.
Minmei: "Wow, sure is brutal out there! The crowd's going NUTS!"
Contestant: "Yeah, it sure is!"
Minmei: "Hey! Who's THAT?!"
Contestant: "WHO?!"(looking in indicated direction)
Minmei whips a folding baton out of hammerspace and smashes the other girl across the skull. She falls like a ton of bricks.
Minmei tucks the baton back into hammerspace and begins screaming.
"HELLO?! HELP!!! SHE JUST HAD AN ACCIDENT BACK HERE!!!!"

Minmei! Have you died and became Tonya Harding all of a sudden?

Minmei: "Oh, no, no, NO. It really WAS an accident (holding a rather large and indimidating assault rifle), RIGHT? I have no idea where that baton came from...Excuse me, but there's a couple of other, uhm, ACCIDENTS that are about to happen...I'll be right back!"

[Alpha 11]

Sammy: ".....no! I don't want to hear how big your 'reflex cannon' is, you perv!" (slams down the phone)

Vanessa: "Wow! Did that freaky guy call you again?"

Max (waits ten minutes, then hits the speed-dial)

So is Max the one who call?

Lancer: "I can't find the last cylinder of protoculture for my Alpha. It was just here."

Lunk (gulps): "I'm guessing that silver thing on the table was not a suppository, then..."

Lancer: "So................change of plans! I'll be taking my Cyclone!"

I'm sorry, even Lunk's ass can't be THAT big!

I'm sorry, even Lunk's ass can't be THAT big!

This is Lunk we're talking about...it probably is...

Regess: "No really! The human can keep THAT canister, I really don't want it back!"

Field Marshal Leonard: "Contrary to popular belief and scurrilous rumor, I am NOT the type to shoot the messenger."
ASC Aide: "Whew! That's a relief, sir!"
Field Marshal Leonard: "Flamethrowers are much more satisfying."
ASC Aide:" "

Field Marshal Leonard: "Contrary to popular belief and scurrilous rumor, I am NOT the type to shoot the messenger."
ASC Aide: "Whew! That's a relief, sir!"
Field Marshal Leonard: "Flamethrowers are much more satisfying."
ASC Aide:" "

Mother.

Annie: "So, why is it that we see autonomous robots in 'Macross' and 'Southern Cross'm but not in our own story arc?"
Rand: "Well, you see, Annie, you were too young to remember the Great Robot Civil War as the two most advanced and numerous artificial intelligence types fought it out for dominance and wiped each other completely out."
Cut to...
Several GMP robots are standing in a park, surrounded by Petit Cola machines and mobile phone-bots. The GMP bots are picking up the smaller robots and throwing them or else are stomping them flat...but there's HORDES of the smaller machines, and the Cola Machines are battering down the police-bots with barrages of cans, kamikazing into their legs and knocking them over, and drenching them in soda pop that shorts out the larger robots' circuits.

Rand: "...it was horrible, with battles lasting days...but it was also quite amusing. Unfortunately for the participants, it was mutual annihilation, and when the Invid arrived, it finished off all further production and replacement of the combatants..."

Rand: "That; Annie, is also why Petit Cola has survived (taking a sip from a soda can) to this very day!"
Annie: "Is that also why Petit Cola's the only soda around?"
Rand: "Yep. Wiped the competition out. Literally."

but only on earth.

out in the colonies, Proto-Cola is building up it's Veritech-vending-machine arsenal in preparation for the reopening of the earth market...

[Alpha 11]

but only on earth.

out in the colonies, Proto-Cola is building up it's Veritech-vending-machine arsenal in preparation for the reopening of the earth market...

Orbit to surface soda can bombardment?
Retasking the hulls of mothballed colony ships into massive refreshment delivery systems to bomb the terrestrial market?

Sammy: ".....no! I don't want to hear how big your 'reflex cannon' is, you perv!" (slams down the phone)

Vanessa: "Wow! Did that freaky guy call you again?"

Max (waits ten minutes, then hits the speed-dial)

So is Max the one who call?

Yes, Max is making dirty calls to Sammy.

He's dead when Miriya finds out.

but only on earth.

out in the colonies, Proto-Cola is building up it's Veritech-vending-machine arsenal in preparation for the reopening of the earth market...

Orbit to surface soda can bombardment?
Retasking the hulls of mothballed colony ships into massive refreshment delivery systems to bomb the terrestrial market?

Gotta flood the market somehow, right?

Minmei: "Waitaminute...Rick is actually my co-star in 'Little White Dragon', but SHE (pointing at Lisa) still gets MY boyfriend?!"
Lisa: "Didn't your career come first?"
Minmei: "I could've made time for him...I bet this is TOMMY's fault...(storms off)
Lisa: "And she's still a spoiled brat..."

Rick: (Whispering to the audience) "Actually, it was the laundry and cleaning. Don't tell Lisa."

but only on earth.

out in the colonies, Proto-Cola is building up it's Veritech-vending-machine arsenal in preparation for the reopening of the earth market...

Orbit to surface soda can bombardment?
Retasking the hulls of mothballed colony ships into massive refreshment delivery systems to bomb the terrestrial market?

Gotta flood the market somehow, right?

When no one is looking...

Proto-Cola Machine: "The Awareness has foreseen this."

[Alpha 11]

Minmei: "Waitaminute...Rick is actually my co-star in 'Little White Dragon', but SHE (pointing at Lisa) still gets MY boyfriend?!"
Lisa: "Didn't your career come first?"
Minmei: "I could've made time for him...I bet this is TOMMY's fault...(storms off)
Lisa: "And she's still a spoiled brat..."

Rick: (Whispering to the audience) "Actually, it was the laundry and cleaning. Don't tell Lisa."

Lisa: I heard that, Hunter! Just because I'm your commanding officer, doesn't mean I have super hearing.
Rick: Ack?!
Minmei: She's been reading one too many Superman comics.

Sammy: ".....no! I don't want to hear how big your 'reflex cannon' is, you perv!" (slams down the phone)

Vanessa: "Wow! Did that freaky guy call you again?"

Max (waits ten minutes, then hits the speed-dial)

So is Max the one who call?

Yes, Max is making dirty calls to Sammy.

Whereas if it's SAMMY who makes the dirty call:
***RRRRIIIINNNGGG***
"Hello? Who is...Wha--by the protoculture! GREAT MA-AAAAUUUGGGHHHHHHHMY EARS!!!MYBRAAAIIINNN!!!!AAAIIIYYYYEEEEEEEEE*gerk*gasp8gaspnghhkkk!"(THUD)
Khyron drops the phone headset as he collapses to the floor, blood streaming from his nose, eyes, and ears....
On the other end, Sammy puts down her phone with a grin on her face....

Sammy - Because kawaii is evil.

Sammy: ".....no! I don't want to hear how big your 'reflex cannon' is, you perv!" (slams down the phone)

Vanessa: "Wow! Did that freaky guy call you again?"

Max (waits ten minutes, then hits the speed-dial)

So is Max the one who call?

Yes, Max is making dirty calls to Sammy.

Ben opens his door to be confronted by Sammy, Kim and Vanessa armed with baseball bats...

Sammy: "We have caller ID on the bridge you perv!!!"

The trio starts beating on him...

Max: "And that Rick is why I NEVER use my own phone for this."

[Alpha 11]

Lisa notices Sammy coming up the corridor with a can of Teflon paste and a paint roller.

Lisa: "What's this for?"

Sammy: "I noticed in that video, Minmei beat me in the Miss Macross contest."

Lisa: "So?"

Sammy: "HEY! MINMEI! TOMMY'S HEADED THIS WAY!!!"

Minmei comes running into the corridor, hits the Teflon paste and slides into an open elevator shaft.

How Minmei REALLY Won the Miss Macross Contest:

Backstage: Minmei's in her swimsuit sitting next to another contestant, also in a swimsuit.
Minmei: "Wow, sure is brutal out there! The crowd's going NUTS!"
Contestant: "Yeah, it sure is!"
Minmei: "Hey! Who's THAT?!"
Contestant: "WHO?!"(looking in indicated direction)
Minmei whips a folding baton out of hammerspace and smashes the other girl across the skull. She falls like a ton of bricks.
Minmei tucks the baton back into hammerspace and begins screaming.
"HELLO?! HELP!!! SHE JUST HAD AN ACCIDENT BACK HERE!!!!"

How Minmei REALLY Won the Miss Macross Contest:

Backstage: Minmei's in her swimsuit sitting next to another contestant, also in a swimsuit.
Minmei: "Wow, sure is brutal out there! The crowd's going NUTS!"
Contestant: "Yeah, it sure is!"
Minmei: "Hey! Who's THAT?!"
Contestant: "WHO?!"(looking in indicated direction)
Minmei whips a folding baton out of hammerspace and smashes the other girl across the skull. She falls like a ton of bricks.
Minmei tucks the baton back into hammerspace and begins screaming.
"HELLO?! HELP!!! SHE JUST HAD AN ACCIDENT BACK HERE!!!!"

Minmei! Have you died and became Tonya Harding all of a sudden?

If this goes on, ya. Really didn't like that woman.

How Minmei REALLY Won the Miss Macross Contest:

Backstage: Minmei's in her swimsuit sitting next to another contestant, also in a swimsuit.
Minmei: "Wow, sure is brutal out there! The crowd's going NUTS!"
Contestant: "Yeah, it sure is!"
Minmei: "Hey! Who's THAT?!"
Contestant: "WHO?!"(looking in indicated direction)
Minmei whips a folding baton out of hammerspace and smashes the other girl across the skull. She falls like a ton of bricks.
Minmei tucks the baton back into hammerspace and begins screaming.
"HELLO?! HELP!!! SHE JUST HAD AN ACCIDENT BACK HERE!!!!"

Minmei! Have you died and became Tonya Harding all of a sudden?

Minmei: "Oh, no, no, NO. It really WAS an accident (holding a rather large and indimidating assault rifle), RIGHT? I have no idea where that baton came from...Excuse me, but there's a couple of other, uhm, ACCIDENTS that are about to happen...I'll be right back!"

[taalismn]

"Hmmm...of the thirty contestants in th Miss Macross Contest, six suffered incapacitating falls, five suffered concussions from various causes, three were stage-side for accidental weapons discharges that made them collateral damage, one had a near-death experience involving an aiirlock, there were six cases of food poisoning, two had crippling wardrobe malfunctions, two to allergic reactions involving flowers in the dressing rooms, one was maimed by a rabid wombat, two severely injured in a stage collapse, and another was literally sandbagged. That leaves, what, one last contestant?"
"Yes, a Miss Minmei."
"Declare her the winner by default, then. Gods, but beauty is a tough business!"

[Arnie100]

Reporter: "Minmei, now that you're Miss Macross, what do you intend to do with your title?"
Minmei: "Make sure that I'M the ONLY Miss Macross...excuse me; uhm, there are some 'things' I have to go take care of...'bye!!"

[SRoss]

"Hmmm...of the thirty contestants in th Miss Macross Contest, six suffered incapacitating falls, five suffered concussions from various causes, three were stage-side for accidental weapons discharges that made them collateral damage, one had a near-death experience involving an aiirlock, there were six cases of food poisoning, two had crippling wardrobe malfunctions, two to allergic reactions involving flowers in the dressing rooms, one was maimed by a rabid wombat, two severely injured in a stage collapse, and another was literally sandbagged. That leaves, what, one last contestant?"
"Yes, a Miss Minmei."
"Declare her the winner by default, then. Gods, but beauty is a tough business!"

"Minmei? Why are you bandaged from head to toe?"

"Umm ... accidental flamethrower discharge."

Sammy: "Rats! Even 3[sup]rd[/sup] degree burns can't stop her from winning!"

[taalismn]

Vanessa: "So Minmei gets away with clawing, bullying, and whacking her way to the top, and nobody can do anything about it..."
Sammy: "Well, I wouldn't say NOBODY..."
Vanessa: "Oh really?"
Sammy: "Somebody got to her during her reconstructive plastic surgery for those burns.."
Vanessa: "..."
Sammy: "Minmei can't be MiISS Macross if it's obvious what HIS gender really is...."

[Arnie100]

(Minmei's room)
Kyle: "I am not MINMEI!"
Minmei: (Hiding in closet) "Got HIM out of the way...let's see who's next..."

[taalismn]

Minmei: "Ah, Sammy Porter! The true mistress of evil shows her face at last! But your coming out of the closet is ill-timed! Your efforts t defeat me have come to naught! By re-assigning my gender you have merely allowed me to enter the mens' world as a bishonen rock idol! Your ill-conceived plan has backfired!"
Sammy: "No, YOUR coming out of the closet is ill-timed. You realized who you resemble?"
Minmei: "Why I look just like my cous-"
*CRASH*
"Hello, my name is Lobo, and I'm looking to collect the head of some schmuck named Lynn Kyle! Have you see-ah, never mind! There you are!"
MinmeiL "Wait, wha-?!"
Lobo: "Decided to resist, eh? I can deal with that!"
*BLOODY TAKEDOWN*
Lobo: "Creampuff....You! You got any objection to this? No, wait...Oh, sorry, didn't recognize you, ma'am. Or is it 'highness'?"
Sammy: "Princess' will do just fine if you want to get formal. Though 'mistress of evil' does sound catchy."

[Alpha 11]

"Hmmm...of the thirty contestants in th Miss Macross Contest, six suffered incapacitating falls, five suffered concussions from various causes, three were stage-side for accidental weapons discharges that made them collateral damage, one had a near-death experience involving an aiirlock, there were six cases of food poisoning, two had crippling wardrobe malfunctions, two to allergic reactions involving flowers in the dressing rooms, one was maimed by a rabid wombat, two severely injured in a stage collapse, and another was literally sandbagged. That leaves, what, one last contestant?"
"Yes, a Miss Minmei."
"Declare her the winner by default, then. Gods, but beauty is a tough business!"

Reporter: "Minmei, now that you're Miss Macross, what do you intend to do with your title?"
Minmei: "Make sure that I'M the ONLY Miss Macross...excuse me; uhm, there are some 'things' I have to go take care of...'bye!!"

"Hmmm...of the thirty contestants in th Miss Macross Contest, six suffered incapacitating falls, five suffered concussions from various causes, three were stage-side for accidental weapons discharges that made them collateral damage, one had a near-death experience involving an aiirlock, there were six cases of food poisoning, two had crippling wardrobe malfunctions, two to allergic reactions involving flowers in the dressing rooms, one was maimed by a rabid wombat, two severely injured in a stage collapse, and another was literally sandbagged. That leaves, what, one last contestant?"
"Yes, a Miss Minmei."
"Declare her the winner by default, then. Gods, but beauty is a tough business!"

"Minmei? Why are you bandaged from head to toe?"

"Umm ... accidental flamethrower discharge."

Sammy: "Rats! Even 3[sup]rd[/sup] degree burns can't stop her from winning!"

Vanessa: "So Minmei gets away with clawing, bullying, and whacking her way to the top, and nobody can do anything about it..."
Sammy: "Well, I wouldn't say NOBODY..."
Vanessa: "Oh really?"
Sammy: "Somebody got to her during her reconstructive plastic surgery for those burns.."
Vanessa: "..."
Sammy: "Minmei can't be MiISS Macross if it's obvious what HIS gender really is...."

(Minmei's room)
Kyle: "I am not MINMEI!"
Minmei: (Hiding in closet) "Got HIM out of the way...let's see who's next..."

Minmei: "Ah, Sammy Porter! The true mistress of evil shows her face at last! But your coming out of the closet is ill-timed! Your efforts t defeat me have come to naught! By re-assigning my gender you have merely allowed me to enter the mens' world as a bishonen rock idol! Your ill-conceived plan has backfired!"
Sammy: "No, YOUR coming out of the closet is ill-timed. You realized who you resemble?"
Minmei: "Why I look just like my cous-"
*CRASH*
"Hello, my name is Lobo, and I'm looking to collect the head of some schmuck named Lynn Kyle! Have you see-ah, never mind! There you are!"
MinmeiL "Wait, wha-?!"
Lobo: "Decided to resist, eh? I can deal with that!"
*BLOODY TAKEDOWN*
Lobo: "Creampuff....You! You got any objection to this? No, wait...Oh, sorry, didn't recognize you, ma'am. Or is it 'highness'?"
Sammy: "Princess' will do just fine if you want to get formal. Though 'mistress of evil' does sound catchy."

Oh, no, Sammy's turning evil! Its always the quiet ones you have look out for!

[SRoss]

Vanessa: (Tapping the screen) "Uhh ... guys! I feeling kind of left out here. I mean Sammy gets to have all kinds of evil adventures, Kim's a future Admiral of the fleet! What about me!?!"

Kyle: "Hey babe, Lobo's gone, you want to get it on?"

Later...

Nurse Hugh Mann: "Amazing doctor! I didn't know a human could take a uniform shoe so far up the <CENSORED>? The Regess will be ecstatic!"

Jean: "I've seen worse. You should have seen what Max looked like after Mirya found out about his phone hobby."

[taalismn]

Worse...I was under the assumption Kyle looks like Minmei right now.

Kyle: (as s/he looks under the hospital gown) "...oh dear god...."(begins crying)

[SRoss]

Worse...I was under the assumption Kyle looks like Minmei right now.

Kyle: (as s/he looks under the hospital gown) "...oh dear god...."(begins crying)

He may not have realized this when he tried to put the moves on Vanessa.

[taalismn]

Worse...I was under the assumption Kyle looks like Minmei right now.

Kyle: (as s/he looks under the hospital gown) "...oh dear god...."(begins crying)

He may not have realized this when he tried to put the moves on Vanessa.

Of course, this can spiral downhill VERY fast....

Stagehand: "Sir, I think there's something wrong with Minmei.."
Vance Hasslewood(Minmei's agent, according to the McKinneyist world-line):"What? Her pipes go bad? She break out in hives?"
Stagehand: "I glanced briefly in her dressing room to see if she was ready to go on stage, and she was just standing in front of the mirror hugging herself, muttering 'I love me, I love me' over and over..."

[SRoss]

Worse...I was under the assumption Kyle looks like Minmei right now.

Kyle: (as s/he looks under the hospital gown) "...oh dear god...."(begins crying)

He may not have realized this when he tried to put the moves on Vanessa.

Of course, this can spiral downhill VERY fast....

Stagehand: "Sir, I think there's something wrong with Minmei.."
Vance Hasslewood(Minmei's agent, according to the McKinneyist world-line):"What? Her pipes go bad? She break out in hives?"
Stagehand: "I glanced briefly in her dressing room to see if she was ready to go on stage, and she was just standing in front of the mirror hugging herself, muttering 'I love me, I love me' over and over..."

How is this different from Minmei's NORMAL behavior?

[taalismn]

[How is this different from Minmei's NORMAL behavior?

Hence, it's going to be a while before anybody suspects anything seriously wrong.....
But at least it takes Kyle out of the gene pool by hisher own efforts.

[Arnie100]

Kyle: "I swear I'm not MINMEI...This ain't fair!"
Lobo: "Let me see...nope, genetic match on your DNA!"
Minmei: "Now, to find a way to take down my nemesis Sanmy...let me see...Hello, Khyron?"

[taalismn]

Kyle: "I swear I'm not MINMEI...This ain't fair!"
Lobo: "Let me see...nope, genetic match on your DNA!"
Minmei: "Now, to find a way to take down my nemesis Sanmy...let me see...Hello, Khyron?"

Khyron: "KYLE! YOU STIFFED ME WITH YOUR BAR TAB FOR THE LAST TIME!!!!! PREPARE TO DIE PAINFULLY AND SLOWLY!!!!!!!"
Minmei: "...okay, what are my 'fast talk' stats again?"

[Arnie100]

Minmei: "Actually; Khyron, I took care of that stiff for you...now, there's a little something I want you to do..."

[taalismn]

Minmei: "Actually; Khyron, I took care of that stiff for you...now, there's a little something I want you to do..."

Khyron: "Wait, you're really Minmei?"
Minmei: "Yes, that's what I've been trying to tell you! Now, I have something I wa-"
Khyron: "DIE, YOU SHRIEKING HARRIDAN!"
Lobo: "Why am I picking up a massive energy surge from orbit?"
Minmei: "...*ulp*..."

[Arnie100]

Minmei: "Thank you; Khyron, for blowing up my cousin Kyle..."
Khyron: "I missed?! How could I have missed?!"
Gerao: "I don't know, MiLord! She's quite clever for a Micronian...(quickly pocketing the payment of tentacle porn)"

[taalismn]

"Look at tne bright side, Kyle; at least after they treated all the third degree burns all over your body, they reconstructed you back as a male!"
"The bright side was a %#$%^(ing ORBITAL LASER STRIKE! And after all I did for that girl!"
"Like what? She won the Miss Macross contest on her own. She landed her first recording contract on her own. You're a johnny-come-lately."
"...oh **** up and hand me that roll of bandages..."
#CRASH#
"THERE YOU ARE! I'VE BEEN LOOKING ALL OVER FOR YOU SINCE YOU GAVE ME THE SLIP WITH THAT TOMBOY WITH THE BODYWORK!"
"...hand me that bottle of vodka while you're at it..."

[SRoss]

Sammy: (Picking up the phone) "Hello, Minmei. I'm sorry, Khyron's a little tied up right now."

Khyron: "Mmmmmmph!"

[Alpha 11]

Dolza and Exedore both exit locker room at the same time.

Dolza (angrily): "Well, my libido is bigger!"

To much info!

Vanessa: (Tapping the screen) "Uhh ... guys! I feeling kind of left out here. I mean Sammy gets to have all kinds of evil adventures, Kim's a future Admiral of the fleet! What about me!?!"

Kyle: "Hey babe, Lobo's gone, you want to get it on?"

Later...

Nurse Hugh Mann: "Amazing doctor! I didn't know a human could take a uniform shoe so far up the <CENSORED>? The Regess will be ecstatic!"

Jean: "I've seen worse. You should have seen what Max looked like after Mirya found out about his phone hobby."

Worse...I was under the assumption Kyle looks like Minmei right now.

Kyle: (as s/he looks under the hospital gown) "...oh dear god...."(begins crying)

Worse...I was under the assumption Kyle looks like Minmei right now.

Kyle: (as s/he looks under the hospital gown) "...oh dear god...."(begins crying)

He may not have realized this when he tried to put the moves on Vanessa.

[Alpha 11]

Worse...I was under the assumption Kyle looks like Minmei right now.

Kyle: (as s/he looks under the hospital gown) "...oh dear god...."(begins crying)

He may not have realized this when he tried to put the moves on Vanessa.

Of course, this can spiral downhill VERY fast....

Stagehand: "Sir, I think there's something wrong with Minmei.."
Vance Hasslewood(Minmei's agent, according to the McKinneyist world-line):"What? Her pipes go bad? She break out in hives?"
Stagehand: "I glanced briefly in her dressing room to see if she was ready to go on stage, and she was just standing in front of the mirror hugging herself, muttering 'I love me, I love me' over and over..."

Worse...I was under the assumption Kyle looks like Minmei right now.

Kyle: (as s/he looks under the hospital gown) "...oh dear god...."(begins crying)

He may not have realized this when he tried to put the moves on Vanessa.

Of course, this can spiral downhill VERY fast....

Stagehand: "Sir, I think there's something wrong with Minmei.."
Vance Hasslewood(Minmei's agent, according to the McKinneyist world-line):"What? Her pipes go bad? She break out in hives?"
Stagehand: "I glanced briefly in her dressing room to see if she was ready to go on stage, and she was just standing in front of the mirror hugging herself, muttering 'I love me, I love me' over and over..."

How is this different from Minmei's NORMAL behavior?

True early on. But I believe she does get a little better later.

[How is this different from Minmei's NORMAL behavior?

Hence, it's going to be a while before anybody suspects anything seriously wrong.....
But at least it takes Kyle out of the gene pool by hisher own efforts.

Kyle: "I swear I'm not MINMEI...This ain't fair!"
Lobo: "Let me see...nope, genetic match on your DNA!"
Minmei: "Now, to find a way to take down my nemesis Sanmy...let me see...Hello, Khyron?"

Kyle: "I swear I'm not MINMEI...This ain't fair!"
Lobo: "Let me see...nope, genetic match on your DNA!"
Minmei: "Now, to find a way to take down my nemesis Sanmy...let me see...Hello, Khyron?"

Khyron: "KYLE! YOU STIFFED ME WITH YOUR BAR TAB FOR THE LAST TIME!!!!! PREPARE TO DIE PAINFULLY AND SLOWLY!!!!!!!"
Minmei: "...okay, what are my 'fast talk' stats again?"

Minmei: "Actually; Khyron, I took care of that stiff for you...now, there's a little something I want you to do..."

Minmei: "Actually; Khyron, I took care of that stiff for you...now, there's a little something I want you to do..."

Khyron: "Wait, you're really Minmei?"
Minmei: "Yes, that's what I've been trying to tell you! Now, I have something I wa-"
Khyron: "DIE, YOU SHRIEKING HARRIDAN!"
Lobo: "Why am I picking up a massive energy surge from orbit?"
Minmei: "...*ulp*..."

Minmei: "Thank you; Khyron, for blowing up my cousin Kyle..."
Khyron: "I missed?! How could I have missed?!"
Gerao: "I don't know, MiLord! She's quite clever for a Micronian...(quickly pocketing the payment of tentacle porn)"

"Look at tne bright side, Kyle; at least after they treated all the third degree burns all over your body, they reconstructed you back as a male!"
"The bright side was a %#$%^(ing ORBITAL LASER STRIKE! And after all I did for that girl!"
"Like what? She won the Miss Macross contest on her own. She landed her first recording contract on her own. You're a johnny-come-lately."
"...oh **** up and hand me that roll of bandages..."
#CRASH#
"THERE YOU ARE! I'VE BEEN LOOKING ALL OVER FOR YOU SINCE YOU GAVE ME THE SLIP WITH THAT TOMBOY WITH THE BODYWORK!"
"...hand me that bottle of vodka while you're at it..."

Sammy: (Picking up the phone) "Hello, Minmei. I'm sorry, Khyron's a little tied up right now."

Khyron: "Mmmmmmph!"

[Arnie100]

Sammy: (Picking up the phone) "Hello, Minmei. I'm sorry, Khyron's a little tied up right now."

Khyron: "Mmmmmmph!"

Minmei: "That's two birds with one shot...Khyrin's busy with Sammie and Sammie's busy with Khyron. Perfect! Now, who else is there?"

[taalismn]

Minmei: "LIsa Hayes... wait, why did -I- just get a cold shiver down my back?"

[Arnie100]

Minmei: "I think I'll let bygones be bygones with that one...Let's see T.R. Edwards or Johnathan Wolfe..."

[SRoss]

Just before the battle with Dolza's fleet...

Edwards: (Climbing into the back of a tanker truck) "Ha! She'll never think to look for me here."

Suddenly a MAC II lurches forward stepping on the tanker.

Destroid Pilot: "Miss Minmei please! I'm in enough trouble letting you in here! Mustn't touch the controls!"

[taalismn]

Just after the Mac II in the canon footage actually BUCKLES the deckplates stomping around:
Janitor: "AAARRRGGGHHHHH!!! I -JUST- REFINISHED THAT PART OF THE DECK!!!! #WAAAHHHHHHHHH!#"

[SRoss]

Engineer #1: "You know, given that we already knew how much those things weighed, I can't help but wonder why we never reenforced the deck plates?"

Engineer #2: "We're still waiting for command to file a PM Order."

[taalismn]

"In the interim we've been shoring up the deck with the stacks of unfilled-out work permit forms Alaska Base issued us..."