Robotech Blooper Reels

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Wed May 08, 2013 7:51 pm

THINGS HEARD BACKSTAGE AT THE MISS MACROSS CONTEST

"You have crabs? Well I don't see where that has anything to do with the Defence Forc ... Oh! Giant Protoculture enhanced Mutant Crabs. That's different. We're sending a destroid squad."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Wed May 08, 2013 8:09 pm

THINGS HEARD BACKSTAGE AT THE MISS MACROSS CONTEST

"Is your bathing suit too skimpy? I don't know, hold it up and we'll see. Don't be shy! Hold it up! Oh, you ARE holding it up. :shock:

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Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Wed May 08, 2013 9:00 pm

THINGS HEARD BACKSTAGE AT THE MISS MACROSS CONTEST

"So; Minmei, THAT'S (shudders) what you look like without the make-up..."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Wed May 08, 2013 10:23 pm

Arnie100 wrote:
THINGS HEARD BACKSTAGE AT THE MISS MACROSS CONTEST

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"You need chainsaws for WHAT?!"

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Wed May 08, 2013 11:45 pm

Arnie100 wrote:
SRoss wrote:Sammy: (Picking up the phone) "Hello, Minmei. I'm sorry, Khyron's a little tied up right now."

Khyron: "Mmmmmmph!"

Minmei: "That's two birds with one shot...Khyrin's busy with Sammie and Sammie's busy with Khyron. Perfect! Now, who else is there?"

taalismn wrote:Minmei: "LIsa Hayes... wait, why did -I- just get a cold shiver down my back?"

Arnie100 wrote:Minmei: "I think I'll let bygones be bygones with that one...Let's see T.R. Edwards or Johnathan Wolfe..."

SRoss wrote:Just before the battle with Dolza's fleet...

Edwards: (Climbing into the back of a tanker truck) "Ha! She'll never think to look for me here."

Suddenly a MAC II lurches forward stepping on the tanker.

Destroid Pilot: "Miss Minmei please! I'm in enough trouble letting you in here! Mustn't touch the controls!"

taalismn wrote:Just after the Mac II in the canon footage actually BUCKLES the deckplates stomping around:
Janitor: "AAARRRGGGHHHHH!!! I -JUST- REFINISHED THAT PART OF THE DECK!!!! #WAAAHHHHHHHHH!#"

SRoss wrote:Engineer #1: "You know, given that we already knew how much those things weighed, I can't help but wonder why we never reenforced the deck plates?"

Engineer #2: "We're still waiting for command to file a PM Order."

taalismn wrote:"In the interim we've been shoring up the deck with the stacks of unfilled-out work permit forms Alaska Base issued us..."

SRoss wrote:
THINGS HEARD BACKSTAGE AT THE MISS MACROSS CONTEST

"You have crabs? Well I don't see where that has anything to do with the Defence Forc ... Oh! Giant Protoculture enhanced Mutant Crabs. That's different. We're sending a destroid squad."

taalismn wrote:
THINGS HEARD BACKSTAGE AT THE MISS MACROSS CONTEST

"Is your bathing suit too skimpy? I don't know, hold it up and we'll see. Don't be shy! Hold it up! Oh, you ARE holding it up. "

Arnie100 wrote:
THINGS HEARD BACKSTAGE AT THE MISS MACROSS CONTEST

"So; Minmei, THAT'S (shudders) what you look like without the make-up..."

taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:
THINGS HEARD BACKSTAGE AT THE MISS MACROSS CONTEST

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"You need chainsaws for WHAT?!"

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu May 09, 2013 4:29 pm

Arnie100 wrote:
THINGS HEARD BACKSTAGE AT THE MISS MACROSS CONTEST

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"No, I don't think shooting Captain Gloval's hat off his head during the talent portion of the show is a good idea..."

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Thu May 09, 2013 6:53 pm

THINGS HEARD BACKSTAGE AT THE MISS MACROSS CONTEST

"My qualifications to be a judge? Back in the 80's I was the head of Harmony Gold's International Copyright department."

"And you?"

"Well, I, was a writer/producer for Sandy Frank!"

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu May 09, 2013 7:01 pm

SRoss wrote:
THINGS HEARD BACKSTAGE AT THE MISS MACROSS CONTEST

"I don't care if it IS part of your religion and the religious tolerance laws don't expressly forbid it! You may NOT sacrifice any other virginal members of the contest for good luck!"

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Thu May 09, 2013 11:26 pm

THINGS HEARD BACKSTAGE AT THE MISS MACROSS CONTEST

Minmei: "Let's see...if I place the X correctly on the spot where I want, the floodlight SHOULD land on whoever's standing on that X..."

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Thu May 09, 2013 11:52 pm

taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:
THINGS HEARD BACKSTAGE AT THE MISS MACROSS CONTEST

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"No, I don't think shooting Captain Gloval's hat off his head during the talent portion of the show is a good idea..."

SRoss wrote:
THINGS HEARD BACKSTAGE AT THE MISS MACROSS CONTEST

"My qualifications to be a judge? Back in the 80's I was the head of Harmony Gold's International Copyright department."

"And you?"

"Well, I, was a writer/producer for Sandy Frank!"

taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:
THINGS HEARD BACKSTAGE AT THE MISS MACROSS CONTEST

"I don't care if it IS part of your religion and the religious tolerance laws don't expressly forbid it! You may NOT sacrifice any other virginal members of the contest for good luck!"

Arnie100 wrote:
THINGS HEARD BACKSTAGE AT THE MISS MACROSS CONTEST

Minmei: "Let's see...if I place the X correctly on the spot where I want, the floodlight SHOULD land on whoever's standing on that X..."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Fri May 10, 2013 11:26 am

Arnie100 wrote:
THINGS HEARD BACKSTAGE AT THE MISS MACROSS CONTEST

Minmei: "Let's see...if I place the X correctly on the spot where I want, the floodlight SHOULD land on whoever's standing on that X..."

"I just hope this remote works correctly when I push it...*CLICK*...oh snot...."

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Fri May 10, 2013 6:17 pm

THINGS HEARD BACKSTAGE AT THE MISS MACROSS CONTEST

"Umm ... are you pre-op or post?"

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Fri May 10, 2013 7:58 pm

SRoss wrote:
THINGS HEARD BACKSTAGE AT THE MISS MACROSS CONTEST

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"Okay, so what have we learned from that? Flaming batons and hair spray don't mix..."

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Fri May 10, 2013 8:08 pm

THINGS HEARD BACKSTAGE AT THE MISS MACROSS CONTEST

Hugh Mann: (Examining the bathing suit of the contestant she just locked in the closet) "I don't know what the Regess hopes to learn from this?"

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Fri May 10, 2013 8:14 pm

THINGS HEARD BACKSTAGE AT THE MISS MACROSS CONTEST

Rico, Konda, and Bron: "At last we found some micronian uniforms."

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Fri May 10, 2013 8:17 pm

THINGS HEARD BACKSTAGE AT THE MISS MACROSS CONTEST

Mirya: (Holding up a bikini) "I'm not sure what sort of protection THIS is supposed to offer?"

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Fri May 10, 2013 9:04 pm

SRoss wrote:
THINGS HEARD BACKSTAGE AT THE MISS MACROSS CONTEST

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"I don't care if you ARE identical triplets; this isn't a team contest!"

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Fri May 10, 2013 10:04 pm

taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:
THINGS HEARD BACKSTAGE AT THE MISS MACROSS CONTEST

Minmei: "Let's see...if I place the X correctly on the spot where I want, the floodlight SHOULD land on whoever's standing on that X..."

"I just hope this remote works correctly when I push it...*CLICK*...oh snot...."

SRoss wrote:
THINGS HEARD BACKSTAGE AT THE MISS MACROSS CONTEST

"Umm ... are you pre-op or post?"

taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:
THINGS HEARD BACKSTAGE AT THE MISS MACROSS CONTEST

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"Okay, so what have we learned from that? Flaming batons and hair spray don't mix..."

SRoss wrote:
THINGS HEARD BACKSTAGE AT THE MISS MACROSS CONTEST

Hugh Mann: (Examining the bathing suit of the contestant she just locked in the closet) "I don't know what the Regess hopes to learn from this?"

SRoss wrote:
THINGS HEARD BACKSTAGE AT THE MISS MACROSS CONTEST

Rico, Konda, and Bron: "At last we found some micronian uniforms."

SRoss wrote:
THINGS HEARD BACKSTAGE AT THE MISS MACROSS CONTEST

Mirya: (Holding up a bikini) "I'm not sure what sort of protection THIS is supposed to offer?"

taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:
THINGS HEARD BACKSTAGE AT THE MISS MACROSS CONTEST

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"I don't care if you ARE identical triplets; this isn't a team contest!"

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Sat May 11, 2013 1:08 am

THINGS HEARD BACKSTAGE AT THE MISS MACROSS CONTEST

Kyle: "WHY does everyone keep thinking I'm MINMEI!!!???"

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Sat May 11, 2013 1:13 am

THINGS HEARD BACKSTAGE AT THE MISS MACROSS CONTEST

Sammie: "So Minmei survives a near-fatal accident and she's STILL allowed to compete?!"

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Sat May 11, 2013 11:30 am

THINGS HEARD BACKSTAGE AT THE MISS MACROSS CONTEST

"Alright Dixon! You know what the restraining order says! Take a hike or I'll throw your ass in Jail!!!"

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sat May 11, 2013 11:34 am

SRoss wrote:
THINGS HEARD BACKSTAGE AT THE MISS MACROSS CONTEST

"She BIT me!"

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Sat May 11, 2013 12:21 pm

THINGS HEARD BACKSTAGE AT THE MISS MACROSS CONTEST

"I'm shocked! shocked I say, that they'd make you wear such a skimpy outfit! Now can you bend back a little? This dear? It's just photographic evidence." :demon:

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sat May 11, 2013 12:40 pm

SRoss wrote:
THINGS HEARD BACKSTAGE AT THE MISS MACROSS CONTEST

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"Remember, we have to be at least eight blocks away before the timer hits zero."

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Sat May 11, 2013 1:37 pm

THINGS HEARD BACKSTAGE AT THE MISS MACROSS CONTEST

taalismn wrote:"Remember, we have to be at least eight blocks away before the timer hits zero."

"Oh that clock in the box? Yeah, we're not allowed to accept gifts from the contestants. So I tossed it in the back of Minmei's car."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sat May 11, 2013 1:51 pm

SRoss wrote:
THINGS HEARD BACKSTAGE AT THE MISS MACROSS CONTEST

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"Uh...I wouldn't open the bathroom door just now..."

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Sat May 11, 2013 7:05 pm

THINGS HEARD BACKSTAGE AT THE MISS MACROSS CONTEST

Eight blocks away...

"Don't be wuss Edwards! Minmei won't do anything to us here she loves this c ... OH MY GOD SOMEONE PUT THE BOMB IN THE CAR!" :eek:

#BOOOOOOOM!#

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sat May 11, 2013 8:59 pm

Khyron: "So this 'Miss Macross Contest' is a competition of female micornian maneuvering, backstabbing, and treachery to prove who's the best? Then I wholly approve of this micronian custom!"

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Sun May 12, 2013 12:50 am

Arnie100 wrote:
THINGS HEARD BACKSTAGE AT THE MISS MACROSS CONTEST

Kyle: "WHY does everyone keep thinking I'm MINMEI!!!???"

Arnie100 wrote:
THINGS HEARD BACKSTAGE AT THE MISS MACROSS CONTEST

Sammie: "So Minmei survives a near-fatal accident and she's STILL allowed to compete?!"

SRoss wrote:
THINGS HEARD BACKSTAGE AT THE MISS MACROSS CONTEST

"Alright Dixon! You know what the restraining order says! Take a hike or I'll throw your ass in Jail!!!"

taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:
THINGS HEARD BACKSTAGE AT THE MISS MACROSS CONTEST

"She BIT me!"

Zombie alert!

SRoss wrote:
THINGS HEARD BACKSTAGE AT THE MISS MACROSS CONTEST

"I'm shocked! shocked I say, that they'd make you wear such a skimpy outfit! Now can you bend back a little? This dear? It's just photographic evidence."

taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:
THINGS HEARD BACKSTAGE AT THE MISS MACROSS CONTEST

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"Remember, we have to be at least eight blocks away before the timer hits zero."

SRoss wrote:
THINGS HEARD BACKSTAGE AT THE MISS MACROSS CONTEST

taalismn wrote:"Remember, we have to be at least eight blocks away before the timer hits zero."

"Oh that clock in the box? Yeah, we're not allowed to accept gifts from the contestants. So I tossed it in the back of Minmei's car."

taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:
THINGS HEARD BACKSTAGE AT THE MISS MACROSS CONTEST

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"Uh...I wouldn't open the bathroom door just now..."

SRoss wrote:
THINGS HEARD BACKSTAGE AT THE MISS MACROSS CONTEST

Eight blocks away...

"Don't be wuss Edwards! Minmei won't do anything to us here she loves this c ... OH MY GOD SOMEONE PUT THE BOMB IN THE CAR!"

#BOOOOOOOM!#

taalismn wrote:Khyron: "So this 'Miss Macross Contest' is a competition of female micornian maneuvering, backstabbing, and treachery to prove who's the best? Then I wholly approve of this micronian custom!"

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Sun May 12, 2013 1:52 am

THINGS HEARD BACKSTAGE AT THE MISS MACROSS CONTEST

Note found at a contestant's dressing room: "Do you want everyone to know you're a cross-dresser, MISTER Yellow Dancer?"

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Sun May 12, 2013 9:39 am

THINGS HEARD BACKSTAGE AT THE MISS MACROSS CONTEST

"Bowie? Does this dress make me look like Shirley Temple?"

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sun May 12, 2013 8:06 pm

SRoss wrote:
THINGS HEARD BACKSTAGE AT THE MISS MACROSS CONTEST

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"If you insist one more time that I should sing "Stage Fright' I will SHOOT YOU!"

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Sun May 12, 2013 10:43 pm

Arnie100 wrote:
THINGS HEARD BACKSTAGE AT THE MISS MACROSS CONTEST

Note found at a contestant's dressing room: "Do you want everyone to know you're a cross-dresser, MISTER Yellow Dancer?"

SRoss wrote:
THINGS HEARD BACKSTAGE AT THE MISS MACROSS CONTEST

"Bowie? Does this dress make me look like Shirley Temple?"

taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:
THINGS HEARD BACKSTAGE AT THE MISS MACROSS CONTEST

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"If you insist one more time that I should sing "Stage Fright' I will SHOOT YOU!"

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Mon May 13, 2013 9:12 am

SRoss wrote:
THINGS HEARD BACKSTAGE AT THE MISS MACROSS CONTEST

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"Egad! Is that contagious?"

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Mon May 13, 2013 9:32 am

THINGS HEARD BACKSTAGE AT THE MISS MACROSS CONTEST

"I'm sorry dear you can't take part. According Tommy you're not currently cannon."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Mon May 13, 2013 10:22 am

SRoss wrote:
THINGS HEARD BACKSTAGE AT THE MISS MACROSS CONTEST

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"Touch me one more time and I WILL CUT IT OFF!"

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Mon May 13, 2013 6:24 pm

THINGS HEARD BACKSTAGE AT THE MISS MACROSS CONTEST JUST BEFORE THE BATTLE WITH DOLZA'S FLEET

Vanessa: "Minmei Attack? Shouldn't we be calling it the Hadfield Attack?" :wink:

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Mon May 13, 2013 7:55 pm

SRoss wrote:
THINGS HEARD JUST BEFORE THE BATTLE WITH DOLZA'S FLEET

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"Damn it, I just paid off my condo in Maui!"

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Mon May 13, 2013 8:47 pm

THINGS HEARD JUST BEFORE THE BATTLE WITH DOLZA'S FLEET

"So...Does anyone still wanna go back to Earth?"

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Mon May 13, 2013 9:06 pm

taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:
THINGS HEARD BACKSTAGE AT THE MISS MACROSS CONTEST

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"Egad! Is that contagious?"

SRoss wrote:
THINGS HEARD BACKSTAGE AT THE MISS MACROSS CONTEST

"I'm sorry dear you can't take part. According Tommy you're not currently cannon."

Down with Tommy!

taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:
THINGS HEARD BACKSTAGE AT THE MISS MACROSS CONTEST

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"Touch me one more time and I WILL CUT IT OFF!"

SRoss wrote:
THINGS HEARD BACKSTAGE AT THE MISS MACROSS CONTEST JUST BEFORE THE BATTLE WITH DOLZA'S FLEET

Vanessa: "Minmei Attack? Shouldn't we be calling it the Hadfield Attack?"

taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:
THINGS HEARD JUST BEFORE THE BATTLE WITH DOLZA'S FLEET

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"Damn it, I just paid off my condo in Maui!"

Arnie100 wrote:
THINGS HEARD JUST BEFORE THE BATTLE WITH DOLZA'S FLEET

"So...Does anyone still wanna go back to Earth?"

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Tue May 14, 2013 3:17 pm

THINGS HEARD JUST BEFORE THE BATTLE WITH DOLZA'S FLEET

"I am telling you that the Zentraedi are a peace-loving people who are interesred only in exploration and the gathering of knowledge! How DARE you imply that the came here with the intent to DESTROY our planet!"

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Tue May 14, 2013 5:10 pm

Arnie100 wrote:
THINGS HEARD JUST BEFORE THE BATTLE WITH DOLZA'S FLEET

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"Is it too late to change this ship's name to 'Enterprise'?"

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Tue May 14, 2013 5:37 pm

THINGS HEARD JUST BEFORE THE BATTLE WITH DOLZA'S FLEET

Translated from Japanese: "Is it too late to change this ship's name to Yamato?"

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Tue May 14, 2013 5:54 pm

SRoss wrote:
THINGS HEARD JUST BEFORE THE BATTLE WITH DOLZA'S FLEET

[/i]"

"I REALLY hope somebody downloaded the enemy plans from the artoo unit."

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Tue May 14, 2013 8:56 pm

Arnie100 wrote:
THINGS HEARD JUST BEFORE THE BATTLE WITH DOLZA'S FLEET

"I am telling you that the Zentraedi are a peace-loving people who are interesred only in exploration and the gathering of knowledge! How DARE you imply that the came here with the intent to DESTROY our planet!"

3 guess on who said it, and the first 2 don't count.

taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:
THINGS HEARD JUST BEFORE THE BATTLE WITH DOLZA'S FLEET

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"Is it too late to change this ship's name to 'Enterprise'?"

SRoss wrote:
THINGS HEARD JUST BEFORE THE BATTLE WITH DOLZA'S FLEET

Translated from Japanese: "Is it too late to change this ship's name to Yamato?"

taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:
THINGS HEARD JUST BEFORE THE BATTLE WITH DOLZA'S FLEET

[/i]"

"I REALLY hope somebody downloaded the enemy plans from the artoo unit."

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Wed May 15, 2013 2:06 am

THINGS HEARD JUST BEFORE THE BATTLE WITH DOLZA'S FLEET

"I'm sure we'll get lots of help from our forces on Earth!"

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Wed May 15, 2013 10:18 am

Arnie100 wrote:
THINGS HEARD JUST BEFORE THE BATTLE WITH DOLZA'S FLEET

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"You're STILL going to die a virgin."

DhAkael · Unread post by **DhAkael** » Wed May 15, 2013 1:14 pm

Arnie100 wrote:
THINGS HEARD JUST BEFORE THE BATTLE WITH DOLZA'S FLEET

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"I still had two more payments on my car..." :shock:

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Wed May 15, 2013 6:42 pm

THINGS HEARD JUST BEFORE THE BATTLE WITH DOLZA'S FLEET

"Ha! My Ex is down there!"

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Wed May 15, 2013 9:10 pm

SRoss wrote:
THINGS HEARD JUST BEFORE THE BATTLE WITH DOLZA'S FLEET

"You still believing that $#!+ about the Zentraedi having a million ships? Yeah, RIGHT!"