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Arnie100 wrote:

THINGS HEARD BACKSTAGE AT THE MISS MACROSS CONTEST

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Arnie100 wrote:

SRoss wrote:Sammy: (Picking up the phone) "Hello, Minmei. I'm sorry, Khyron's a little tied up right now."

Khyron: "Mmmmmmph!"

Minmei: "That's two birds with one shot...Khyrin's busy with Sammie and Sammie's busy with Khyron. Perfect! Now, who else is there?"

taalismn wrote:Minmei: "LIsa Hayes... wait, why did -I- just get a cold shiver down my back?"

Arnie100 wrote:Minmei: "I think I'll let bygones be bygones with that one...Let's see T.R. Edwards or Johnathan Wolfe..."

SRoss wrote:Just before the battle with Dolza's fleet...

Edwards: (Climbing into the back of a tanker truck) "Ha! She'll never think to look for me here."

Suddenly a MAC II lurches forward stepping on the tanker.

Destroid Pilot: "Miss Minmei please! I'm in enough trouble letting you in here! Mustn't touch the controls!"

taalismn wrote:Just after the Mac II in the canon footage actually BUCKLES the deckplates stomping around:
Janitor: "AAARRRGGGHHHHH!!! I -JUST- REFINISHED THAT PART OF THE DECK!!!! #WAAAHHHHHHHHH!#"

SRoss wrote:Engineer #1: "You know, given that we already knew how much those things weighed, I can't help but wonder why we never reenforced the deck plates?"

Engineer #2: "We're still waiting for command to file a PM Order."

taalismn wrote:"In the interim we've been shoring up the deck with the stacks of unfilled-out work permit forms Alaska Base issued us..."

SRoss wrote:

THINGS HEARD BACKSTAGE AT THE MISS MACROSS CONTEST

"You have crabs? Well I don't see where that has anything to do with the Defence Forc ... Oh! Giant Protoculture enhanced Mutant Crabs. That's different. We're sending a destroid squad."

taalismn wrote:

THINGS HEARD BACKSTAGE AT THE MISS MACROSS CONTEST

"Is your bathing suit too skimpy? I don't know, hold it up and we'll see. Don't be shy! Hold it up! Oh, you ARE holding it up. "

Arnie100 wrote:

THINGS HEARD BACKSTAGE AT THE MISS MACROSS CONTEST

"So; Minmei, THAT'S (shudders) what you look like without the make-up..."

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:

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"You need chainsaws for WHAT?!"

Arnie100 wrote:

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SRoss wrote:

THINGS HEARD BACKSTAGE AT THE MISS MACROSS CONTEST

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:

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"No, I don't think shooting Captain Gloval's hat off his head during the talent portion of the show is a good idea..."

SRoss wrote:

THINGS HEARD BACKSTAGE AT THE MISS MACROSS CONTEST

"My qualifications to be a judge? Back in the 80's I was the head of Harmony Gold's International Copyright department."

"And you?"

"Well, I, was a writer/producer for Sandy Frank!"

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:

THINGS HEARD BACKSTAGE AT THE MISS MACROSS CONTEST

"I don't care if it IS part of your religion and the religious tolerance laws don't expressly forbid it! You may NOT sacrifice any other virginal members of the contest for good luck!"

Arnie100 wrote:

THINGS HEARD BACKSTAGE AT THE MISS MACROSS CONTEST

Minmei: "Let's see...if I place the X correctly on the spot where I want, the floodlight SHOULD land on whoever's standing on that X..."

Arnie100 wrote:

THINGS HEARD BACKSTAGE AT THE MISS MACROSS CONTEST

Minmei: "Let's see...if I place the X correctly on the spot where I want, the floodlight SHOULD land on whoever's standing on that X..."

SRoss wrote:

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taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:

THINGS HEARD BACKSTAGE AT THE MISS MACROSS CONTEST

Minmei: "Let's see...if I place the X correctly on the spot where I want, the floodlight SHOULD land on whoever's standing on that X..."

"I just hope this remote works correctly when I push it...*CLICK*...oh snot...."

SRoss wrote:

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"Umm ... are you pre-op or post?"

taalismn wrote:

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"Okay, so what have we learned from that? Flaming batons and hair spray don't mix..."

SRoss wrote:

THINGS HEARD BACKSTAGE AT THE MISS MACROSS CONTEST

Hugh Mann: (Examining the bathing suit of the contestant she just locked in the closet) "I don't know what the Regess hopes to learn from this?"

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Rico, Konda, and Bron: "At last we found some micronian uniforms."

SRoss wrote:

THINGS HEARD BACKSTAGE AT THE MISS MACROSS CONTEST

Mirya: (Holding up a bikini) "I'm not sure what sort of protection THIS is supposed to offer?"

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:

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"I don't care if you ARE identical triplets; this isn't a team contest!"

SRoss wrote:

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taalismn wrote:"Remember, we have to be at least eight blocks away before the timer hits zero."

SRoss wrote:

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Arnie100 wrote:

THINGS HEARD BACKSTAGE AT THE MISS MACROSS CONTEST

Kyle: "WHY does everyone keep thinking I'm MINMEI!!!???"

Arnie100 wrote:

THINGS HEARD BACKSTAGE AT THE MISS MACROSS CONTEST

Sammie: "So Minmei survives a near-fatal accident and she's STILL allowed to compete?!"

SRoss wrote:

THINGS HEARD BACKSTAGE AT THE MISS MACROSS CONTEST

"Alright Dixon! You know what the restraining order says! Take a hike or I'll throw your ass in Jail!!!"

taalismn wrote:

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"She BIT me!"

SRoss wrote:

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"I'm shocked! shocked I say, that they'd make you wear such a skimpy outfit! Now can you bend back a little? This dear? It's just photographic evidence."

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:

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"Remember, we have to be at least eight blocks away before the timer hits zero."

SRoss wrote:

THINGS HEARD BACKSTAGE AT THE MISS MACROSS CONTEST

taalismn wrote:"Remember, we have to be at least eight blocks away before the timer hits zero."

"Oh that clock in the box? Yeah, we're not allowed to accept gifts from the contestants. So I tossed it in the back of Minmei's car."

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:

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"Uh...I wouldn't open the bathroom door just now..."

SRoss wrote:

THINGS HEARD BACKSTAGE AT THE MISS MACROSS CONTEST

Eight blocks away...

"Don't be wuss Edwards! Minmei won't do anything to us here she loves this c ... OH MY GOD SOMEONE PUT THE BOMB IN THE CAR!"

#BOOOOOOOM!#

taalismn wrote:Khyron: "So this 'Miss Macross Contest' is a competition of female micornian maneuvering, backstabbing, and treachery to prove who's the best? Then I wholly approve of this micronian custom!"

SRoss wrote:

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Arnie100 wrote:

THINGS HEARD BACKSTAGE AT THE MISS MACROSS CONTEST

Note found at a contestant's dressing room: "Do you want everyone to know you're a cross-dresser, MISTER Yellow Dancer?"

SRoss wrote:

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"Bowie? Does this dress make me look like Shirley Temple?"

taalismn wrote:

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"If you insist one more time that I should sing "Stage Fright' I will SHOOT YOU!"

SRoss wrote:

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SRoss wrote:

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SRoss wrote:

THINGS HEARD JUST BEFORE THE BATTLE WITH DOLZA'S FLEET

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taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:

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"Egad! Is that contagious?"

SRoss wrote:

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"I'm sorry dear you can't take part. According Tommy you're not currently cannon."

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:

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"Touch me one more time and I WILL CUT IT OFF!"

SRoss wrote:

THINGS HEARD BACKSTAGE AT THE MISS MACROSS CONTEST JUST BEFORE THE BATTLE WITH DOLZA'S FLEET

Vanessa: "Minmei Attack? Shouldn't we be calling it the Hadfield Attack?"

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:

THINGS HEARD JUST BEFORE THE BATTLE WITH DOLZA'S FLEET

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"Damn it, I just paid off my condo in Maui!"

Arnie100 wrote:

THINGS HEARD JUST BEFORE THE BATTLE WITH DOLZA'S FLEET

"So...Does anyone still wanna go back to Earth?"

Arnie100 wrote:

THINGS HEARD JUST BEFORE THE BATTLE WITH DOLZA'S FLEET

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SRoss wrote:

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Arnie100 wrote:

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"I am telling you that the Zentraedi are a peace-loving people who are interesred only in exploration and the gathering of knowledge! How DARE you imply that the came here with the intent to DESTROY our planet!"

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:

THINGS HEARD JUST BEFORE THE BATTLE WITH DOLZA'S FLEET

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"Is it too late to change this ship's name to 'Enterprise'?"

SRoss wrote:

THINGS HEARD JUST BEFORE THE BATTLE WITH DOLZA'S FLEET

Translated from Japanese: "Is it too late to change this ship's name to Yamato?"

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:

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"I REALLY hope somebody downloaded the enemy plans from the artoo unit."

Arnie100 wrote:

THINGS HEARD JUST BEFORE THE BATTLE WITH DOLZA'S FLEET

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Arnie100 wrote:

THINGS HEARD JUST BEFORE THE BATTLE WITH DOLZA'S FLEET

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SRoss wrote:

THINGS HEARD JUST BEFORE THE BATTLE WITH DOLZA'S FLEET