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Re: bumper stickers

Posted: Tue Oct 14, 2008 6:53 pm
by csbioborg
Fairy Food- You can dance if you want to, You'll dance even if you don't want to you'll leave your friends behind 'cause your friends don't dance, and if they don't dance...

Re: bumper stickers

Posted: Tue Oct 14, 2008 7:29 pm
by taalismn
I Like Faeries---On Fly Paper.
I Like Faerie'Stew

Re: bumper stickers

Posted: Tue Oct 14, 2008 7:32 pm
by csbioborg
I Like Faire's in my Guns
I Like Faire's Food
but if they can't dance
they'll be left behind

Re: bumper stickers

Posted: Wed Oct 15, 2008 5:46 pm
by taalismn
CityRats---Why You Never Park Your CS Mrk V APC Unattended in the 'Burbs.

Re: bumper stickers

Posted: Wed Oct 15, 2008 6:08 pm
by csbioborg
Forget lojack my car is equpied with automated deathrays

Re: bumper stickers

Posted: Wed Oct 15, 2008 6:11 pm
by taalismn
Be Responsible: Don't Leave Your DogBoy In the Hovercar With the Windows Rolled Up.

Re: bumper stickers

Posted: Wed Oct 15, 2008 6:16 pm
by csbioborg
Prevent Broken Glass and roll your windows down for your kill hound

Re: bumper stickers

Posted: Wed Oct 15, 2008 6:34 pm
by taalismn
Okay, So the "Mages Adopt A Dog Boy' Campaign Wasn't a GOOD Idea.....
Be Polite: Curb Your ThunderBeetle
Be Responsible: Spay or Neuter Your Xiticix. NOW.

Re: bumper stickers

Posted: Wed Oct 15, 2008 7:26 pm
by csbioborg
The Simvans made a lot of enemies the day they played fetch with thier Rhino Buffalos in the parking lot

Re: bumper stickers

Posted: Wed Oct 15, 2008 8:23 pm
by taalismn
Summon Pigeons From Hell:The Spell Bane of Sports Car Owners Since the Coming of the Rifts

Re: bumper stickers

Posted: Thu Oct 16, 2008 1:30 am
by csbioborg
Keep tailgating and I will sic my piegon familar on you

Re: bumper stickers

Posted: Thu Oct 16, 2008 6:38 pm
by taalismn
JUicer JumpCycle---"Where'd That Guy Go?!"

Re: bumper stickers

Posted: Thu Oct 16, 2008 7:02 pm
by csbioborg
Juicer ChainSaw - Where that squishy go?

Re: bumper stickers

Posted: Thu Oct 16, 2008 7:16 pm
by taalismn
Bionic Samurai---Body By Datsun, Fighting Soul By Amateratsu!

Re: bumper stickers

Posted: Thu Oct 16, 2008 7:24 pm
by csbioborg
You can have your magic and demons all we need is the Yamato-damashii to defeat you


***Yamato-damashii loosely tranlated means 'the brave, daring, and indomitable spirit of the Japanese people'

Re: bumper stickers

Posted: Thu Oct 16, 2008 7:48 pm
by taalismn
csbioborg wrote:You can have your magic and demons all we need is the Yamato-damashii* to defeat you


*Oh Yeah, And Giant Robots...We Have Giant Robots Too. :D

Re: bumper stickers

Posted: Thu Oct 16, 2008 7:59 pm
by csbioborg
Last Communique from Prosek to Scard- You are Tokyo and I am Godzilla

Re: bumper stickers

Posted: Fri Oct 17, 2008 7:04 pm
by taalismn
Prosek is a Giant Radioactive Lizard In Disguise---He Admitts It!!!

Hey, Kev, When Do I Get My Fusion-Powered Refrigerator?

Re: bumper stickers

Posted: Sun Oct 19, 2008 2:14 am
by csbioborg
For the last time I love Paladium has nothing to do with metallurgy

Re: bumper stickers

Posted: Sun Oct 19, 2008 2:37 pm
by taalismn
Palladium---My Precious, My Precious!

Captain Nemo--Sure, He Looks Good For His Age, But He Smells Like Old Fish...

Re: bumper stickers

Posted: Sun Oct 19, 2008 5:33 pm
by csbioborg
Hanzo the Razor reborn- he's just a petty ISS agent looking out for the common guy
he'll scrouge all the dbees one at a time!!!

Re: bumper stickers

Posted: Mon Oct 20, 2008 8:27 pm
by taalismn
Thraxus---Sure, You Can TRUST Me......
Thraxus---Politics. Economics, War. They're All a Game to Him. One He Means to Win. Elect a Winner. Elect Thraxus.

Re: bumper stickers

Posted: Tue Oct 21, 2008 1:07 am
by csbioborg
Tharxus- Hey his best and only friend might be a crazy dwarf but at least you know that crazy dwarf will be on our side


***can't remeber that dwarfs name btw

Re: bumper stickers

Posted: Tue Oct 21, 2008 5:24 pm
by taalismn
CAF Stock Scorpion Star-Racing Club---'Fast, Faster, FASTEST!'

Re: bumper stickers

Posted: Tue Oct 21, 2008 7:29 pm
by csbioborg
Spider Walker- You taught it was impractical until we expanded the Campign of Unity to the Dino Swamps didn't you

Re: bumper stickers

Posted: Tue Oct 21, 2008 7:48 pm
by taalismn
Spider Walkers---I Have a Sudden Hankering For a Rolled Up Copy of the Gargantua Times...

Re: bumper stickers

Posted: Tue Oct 21, 2008 7:48 pm
by BookWyrm
Thraxus-- You *think* you've seen it all, but *I* have...

Thraxus-- I don't need to kill my enemies, I can just outlive them....

Re: bumper stickers

Posted: Tue Oct 21, 2008 8:01 pm
by csbioborg
Enlightened Immortal- Aren't you the cutest youngester I ever seen Tharsux who's going to take over the thre galaxied you are

Re: bumper stickers

Posted: Wed Oct 22, 2008 6:07 pm
by taalismn
True Naruni---True Control Is Corporate, True Reality Is Corporate, True Power Is Corporate, True Evil Is Corporate.

Naruni Enterprises---Slaves Revolt, Wage Slaves Whine Alot

Re: bumper stickers

Posted: Wed Oct 22, 2008 6:19 pm
by csbioborg
Uteni- Hey we're just the middle management we don't set the rules

Naruni We're just legitmate business men

Re: bumper stickers

Posted: Wed Oct 22, 2008 6:22 pm
by taalismn
True Naruni---Go Ahead; PASS Me. I Own Your Planet.

Re: bumper stickers

Posted: Wed Oct 22, 2008 6:38 pm
by csbioborg
repo bots- Inside these wires and gears is a heart just as fragile as any other and I hav enough weaponery to atomize a smll comapny so I'd takethat back

Re: bumper stickers

Posted: Wed Oct 22, 2008 6:57 pm
by taalismn
RepoBot---If You Don't Have Cash, I'll Take Blood Instead.

Re: bumper stickers

Posted: Wed Oct 22, 2008 7:35 pm
by csbioborg
CS speech writer looking through the old records for material
goes to Prosek- "Ever since man first left his cave and met a stranger with a different language and a new way of looking at things, the human race has had a dream; to kill him so we don't have to learn his language or his new way of looking at things." Today our Campign of UNity allows us to further that dream

Re: bumper stickers

Posted: Wed Oct 22, 2008 7:46 pm
by taalismn
ROAD BERSERKER---BLESSED OF THE AESIR---PASS AT YOUR PERIL

Re: bumper stickers

Posted: Wed Oct 22, 2008 7:53 pm
by csbioborg
When messing with the Fenris hound be sure to check how long that chain realy is

Tyr- Honestly could I get a biosystems hand or something

Re: bumper stickers

Posted: Wed Oct 22, 2008 8:27 pm
by taalismn
Thor---WHAT Rock In My Head?

Re: bumper stickers

Posted: Thu Oct 23, 2008 12:40 am
by csbioborg
Atlas- Take that rock out of his head and he'd have a 30 IQ

Re: bumper stickers

Posted: Thu Oct 23, 2008 10:22 am
by taalismn
Splicers' Designer Genes

Careful, 'Biotic' Doesn't Necessarily Rhyme With 'Idiotic'

Re: bumper stickers

Posted: Thu Oct 23, 2008 11:58 pm
by csbioborg
Splicers Libarians there almost as cyprtic as real life

Re: bumper stickers

Posted: Fri Oct 24, 2008 9:31 am
by taalismn
csbioborg wrote:Splicers Libarians there almost as cyprtic as real life


Splicers Librarians and Real Librarians---Because Dealing With the Public WILL Drive You Mad and Ugly.... :badbad:

Re: bumper stickers

Posted: Fri Oct 24, 2008 7:34 pm
by csbioborg
THE real reason between house wars stemmed from a dispute between libarians whether to use dewi decimal or libary of congress to catalog all that gentic data

Re: bumper stickers

Posted: Fri Oct 24, 2008 7:37 pm
by taalismn
Splicers---Planetary Be Nice To Your Librarian Day

If You Find Yourself Going 'Floop, Flop, Floop!", Report to Quarantine. IMMEDIATELY

Re: bumper stickers

Posted: Fri Oct 24, 2008 7:50 pm
by csbioborg
Scarecrows what every 17 year old doing mandatory community service at the local libary ends up
looking like

Re: bumper stickers

Posted: Sat Oct 25, 2008 9:41 am
by taalismn
Biotics---What Having Overdue Books and Fines Gets You...

Re: bumper stickers

Posted: Sat Oct 25, 2008 1:20 pm
by csbioborg
Libarians- and you thought the Naruni were strict about debts

Re: bumper stickers

Posted: Sat Oct 25, 2008 6:47 pm
by taalismn
Splicer Librarians---Because Knowledge Can Breed Monsters

Re: bumper stickers

Posted: Sun Oct 26, 2008 1:01 pm
by csbioborg
Libarian 2099- Its not fair I had allthe time in the world to read now

Re: bumper stickers

Posted: Sun Oct 26, 2008 5:54 pm
by taalismn
Rifts Rogue Scholars---At Last! LIbrarians Get to Carry Heavy Weaponry!

Re: bumper stickers

Posted: Mon Oct 27, 2008 1:01 pm
by csbioborg
Black Vault- What Prosek does to libarians that get on his bad side