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Arnie100 wrote:

taalismn wrote:Well, his house does have a sign in front of it saying:
"BEWARE OF DOG(?)!"

It's probably a gura chihuahua or something else that looks non-threatening...

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:

taalismn wrote:Well, his house does have a sign in front of it saying:
"BEWARE OF DOG(?)!"

It's probably a gura chihuahua or something else that looks non-threatening...

Yeah, well, the neighborhood homeowners' committee's complained to him several times about it....

taalismn wrote:"Hello, Mister Corg? I'm JUdy, and I'm with the Homeowners' Association. I'm afraid we've had another complaint about your dog again."
"What business is of mine, then, inferior human trash?!"
"Mister Corg, you've been warned also asbout your anti-social attitude! You don't have to be friendly, but your attitude doesn't give you permission to strafe your neighbors!"
"I was pre-emptively responding to MIster Wilson's imminent threat to invade me!"
"Mister Wilson collects and restores antique mecha as a hobby."
"He was gathering a military force to attack me! I had every right to attack first!"
"That's for a court to decide. However, we DO have discretion in the case of your other IN discretions. Such as, back to your dog."
"What about it, micronian cannon-fodder?!"
"If you don't rein in your animal, or animals as the case may be, we may have to take puntative measures.."
"You threaten me?! Is this human 'friendship' and 'tolerance'?! Would you like to get some of what Mister Wilson got?"
"..We're interviewing a Miss LaBelle who's looking into moving into the neighborhood. The house next to yours is currently unoccupied, I believe."
"...your depravity knows no bounds, human witch."
"It's 'Judy' to you. Mister Corg. 'Homeowners' Association Representative Supreme Spokesman Judy Zod' if you want my vote in your favor."
"...(gulp) yes, 'Homeowners' Association Representative Supreme Spokesman Judy Zod' ..."
"Kneel before Zod."

Arnie100 wrote:Annie: "I like her...that Judy lady..."
Scott: "Did you see what she did to Corg?!"
Annie: "That's why I like her!"
Scott:
Annie: "I'm going to be next to Mr. Snuggles!!"

(Corg's house)

Corg: "Why do I feel like someone just walked over my grave?" (Shuddering)

Arnie100 wrote:Annie: "I like her...that Judy lady..."
Scott: "Did you see what she did to Corg?!"
Annie: "That's why I like her!"
Scott:
Annie: "I'm going to be next to Mr. Snuggles!!"

(Corg's house)

Corg: "Why do I feel like someone just walked over my grave?" (Shuddering)

taalismn wrote:&CLICK&
#KLANG#
~KLIK~
/slide/
@BOLT@
---chain---
!THUD!
%SLAM%
*DING*
BANGITY-BANGITY
shoveshoveshiveslideshovenudgepush
Corg: (looking at the ENORMOUS array of locks, bolts, chains and barricades on his door)'There, that ought to keep her out!"
Annie: "THis reminds me of something Scott said; 'any fortified position the enemy can't get IN means that just as easily you can't get OUT'."
Corg: " "

Deckard1973 wrote:I have been on and off this forum now for several years and I am so glad to see this thread STILL going!
Thanx guys for the creativity and the laughs!
Keep it up!
Will add more of mine own when I can!

SRoss wrote:Sera: "I wonder if Corg remembers he can teleport?"

Sounds of someone trying to force open the door from the inside...

Ariel: "Appearently not..."

taalismn wrote:

Deckard1973 wrote:I have been on and off this forum now for several years and I am so glad to see this thread STILL going!
Thanx guys for the creativity and the laughs!
Keep it up!
Will add more of mine own when I can!

Always willing to entertain a few cheap yukks.

Corg: "WHY! CAN'T! I! TE:E{PORT!? IS it some insidious micronian power micronians possess to so be-devil me?!"
Annie: "Actually it's because of the grip I got on your long locks of hair. Makes a great leash. KNEEL!"

Arnie100 wrote:Annie: "Or it could be beacuse of my teleportation inhibiitor I got from Dr. Nichols! Sucha nice guy! KNEEL BEFORE ANNIE, Mr. Snuggles!!"
Corg: "Mother, help me!"
Annie: "Who do you think gave me your address?"

Arnie100 wrote:"Looks like Mr. Corg's in some kind of trouble...should we call the GMP?"
"Naaahh...it's probably Mr. Corg having a party."
"Have you seen him with any friends?"
"No. I think we should just leave him alone."

taalismn wrote:"Rand...why are you chugging the cooking wine?"
"Because, Rook, I think I just saw Corg running down the street on all fours, Annie on his back, pulling his hair and yelling 'gettiup!'.....I couldn't find any brain bleach, so this will have to do."
"Oh great, now -I- have that image in my mind! Gee, thanks, Rand!"
"I know she's getting older and maturing, but what IS Lunk teaching her?! He's supposed to be her responsible adult guardian, for crying out loud!!!"

"AAAAAAAYYYYYYIIIIIEEEEEEE!!!!LETMEGO!!!! LETMEGO!!!!"
"Hmmm...what about THIS position?"
"Intriguing, but it would require untying his arms to reposition, and we had enough trouble dragging back after the LAST time he got his hands free."
"Oh well, we'll save it for later. Ewwww,,,what about THIS one?"
"Let me see! What page is it? I'm glad we got multiple copies of this human mating procedure lore manual!"

Arnie100 wrote:"Are you sure we shouldn't call the GMP??"
"Absolutely. I don't wanna get involved!"
"But wasn't that Mr. Corg...with a...on his..."
"Yep. I"m gonna have nightmares!'

taalismn wrote:"And now, Mister Snuggles...the joy that is the riding crop."
*SNAP*
" "

"Stop looking for the brain bleach! Hand me the Gallant-Ninety!"

Arnie100 wrote:"Hello...GMP?? There seems to be some kind of disturbance at our neighbor's house...apparently there's some kind of strange party going on...who's house? A Mr. Corg...uhm, hello?
"What happened?"
"They hung up on me..."
"Told you not to call."

SRoss wrote:"Hello, GMP? There are strange noises coming from my neighbor's farm!!! ... Who's farm? Why Lunk's of course."

"Strange they transferred me to the BioSanitation Squad switchboard."

"Then what?"

"They hung up..."

Arnie100 wrote:"Hello, GMP?? Seriously, there's some...what do you mean 'harrassing'? Come on...hello?"
"Hung up again?"
"They told me to stop harrassing them with these calls or they'd arrest ME."
"What'd I tell you?"

taalismn wrote:"I just saw Annie wearing a fox hunter's outfit, riding Corg and slapping him with a riding crop, while chasing a Pollinator through the woods back of our house!"
"Please don't tell me what Corg was wearing...."
"Well..."
"..or so help me I WILL pull the pin on this cobalt grenade and deliver myself from this madness."

Arnie100 wrote:"Don't bother...they'll either hang up on you or transfer you and then hang up on you."
"You're probably right...forget it...where's the beer?"

taalismn wrote:"She's even got him a bit gag..."
"Stop looking out the window.....just stop..."

Arnie100 wrote:Edwards: "How come I'm the only one not getting any action?"

SRoss wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:Edwards: "How come I'm the only one not getting any action?"

Suddenly, the Gura Invid Clones appear in latex baring riding crops and chains.

Edwards: "Oh Crap!"

Arnie100 wrote:"I can't help it...it's strangely mesmerizing..."
"Y'know, I'm gonna call the GMP on YOU if you don't cut that out!"
"But...it's just..."
"I'm telling you..."
"Alright...alright..."

taalismn wrote:Lancer: *sigh*"I gotta agree with Scott: I miss the days when this was straight out production bloopers and story foul-ups. Things were simpler back then..."
Sera: "Admit it, you're really missing the fact that we haven't gotten a marathon sex scene like Ariel and Scott, and most of your naked scenes have involved you and another man in an awkward situation."
Lancer: "I can't complain about our relationship, but yeah, everybody seems to forget the other great romance of the MOSPEAD story arc..."
Sera: "Well, prepare to cancel the rest of your singing tour, because we aren't getting out of bed for a WEEK...at least..."
(zip!)
Lancer: " "


Edwards: "...oh, for cryin' out loud...'Do Not Disturb for At Least a Week'?! What kinda neighborhood is this?! FIne! I'll see Leonard will let me flop on his couch!"

Arnie100 wrote:Edwards: "How come I'm the only one not getting any action?"

SRoss wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:Edwards: "How come I'm the only one not getting any action?"

Suddenly, the Gura Invid Clones appear in latex baring riding crops and chains.

Edwards: "Oh Crap!"

taalismn wrote:Edwards: "Preferably some action that doesn't involve a black widow-esc post-coital removal of my head."

Kyle: "In that case, get used to walking into high voltage lines...getting kicked in the crotch is the closest you'll ever get to getting intimate with a woman."

Arnie100 wrote:

SRoss wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:Edwards: "How come I'm the only one not getting any action?"

Suddenly, the Gura Invid Clones appear in latex baring riding crops and chains.

Edwards: "Oh Crap!"

Lisa Gura Clones: "Hi, Dearie! Ready for some FUN? MUHAHAHAHA!"
Edwards: "Y'know, maybe being lonely isn't such a bad idea!"

Arnie100 wrote:Edwards: "I just want some action and a place to stay! Is that too much to ask for!?"

Arnie100 wrote:Edwards: "I just want some action and a place to stay! Is that too much to ask for!?"

taalismn wrote:Edwards: "All I wanted to do in life was schmooze my way into the high command, get my way, show up that flyboy Fokker, kill his brat brother and his wife for not seeing me in the middle of hell, show up everybody, and take over the galaxy! Was that too much to ask for?"
Kyle: "I wanted to rescue my cousin, but you shot me."
Minmei: "I wanted a knight in shining armor, but I wound up such a victim they couldn't even show my face..."
Lisa: "I wanted to be a mother, but you nixed that."
Rick: "I was so looking forward to being a father...."
Kazianna: "I was going to have a family with a husband...."
Edwards: "So? Sounds like your problem, not mine! How can you all be so SELF-CENTERED?!"
Kyle: "I'll lift the toilet seat; you can flush him..."

DhAkael wrote:Sewer monster (translated from deep-tounge); "Oh C'thullhu no! We aint takin' that trash! YOU can keep 'im!"

Arnie100 wrote:Edwards: "I just want some action and a place to stay! Is that too much to ask for!?"

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:Edwards: "I just want some action and a place to stay! Is that too much to ask for!?"

Breetai:(raising the plunger) "Yes."

SRoss wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:Edwards: "I just want some action and a place to stay! Is that too much to ask for!?"

Kyle: (Opening a flask marked Sera) "Here, have a drink before you go down."

Arnie100 wrote:Edwards: (Sobbing) "THIS ISN'T FAIR!!! Who's writing these?!"

Arnie100 wrote:Edwards: "IT'S NOT FAIR!!!" (Sound of toilet flushing)
Sewer Monster: "Eeeeewwwww...who let the garbage in?!"

taalismn wrote:(overheard at water treatment plant)
"Aw man! We're going to have to replace another filter screen! We got another floater, here pops! Honestly, we have LANDFILLS!!!! Why does everybody have to try disposing of bodies down the sewers!"
"Well, just fork it over into the mulch pile."
Edwards: "...urgh..."
"Ah, it might still be alive."
"You've got a pitchfork. boy! Use it."
"Right."
Edwards: "....ngggrrrr...!"
"Then again, it might be a zombie! Here, use the shotgun first! Safety first!"
(click-kerchank)
"RIGHT!"
Edwards: "... ..."

SRoss wrote:Hours later, Edwards wakes up in the landfill with a Rabbid Pollonator peeing on him.

Arnie100 wrote:Edwards: (Sobbing) "THIS ISN'T FAIR!!! Who's writing these?!"

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:Edwards: (Sobbing) "THIS ISN'T FAIR!!! Who's writing these?!"

"...and that was when the power-dead SDF-1 anti-gravity generators, after floating around in the atmosphere for years, finally fell back to Earth, self-delivering themselves to a landfill. Each, weighing several hundred tons, coming out of the sky with more force than a railroad locomotive, descendi---"
Henri Gloval looks up from the laptop he's typing away on...
"Hmmm....maybe 'plummeting' would sound better?"

Arnie100 wrote:Rick: "Lisa...are you coming to bed?"
Lisa: "I'll be there in a minute...(typing furiously)

Arnie100 wrote:Rick: "Lisa...are you coming to bed?"
Lisa: "I'll be there in a minute...(typing furiously)

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:Rick: "Lisa...are you coming to bed?"
Lisa: "I'll be there in a minute...(typing furiously)

"The massive chunk of Dolza's battlefortress, having finally reached the terminus of its decaying orbit, began its meteoric descent into Earth's atmosphere...Fortunately, its otherwise lethal fall would bring it to impact in a remote parcel of land occupied only by a landfill..."

SRoss wrote:Commander Johnson, of the BioSanitation Battlion looked up from the manuscript and sighed. "It's gonna take us forever to clean all that up."

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:Commander Johnson, of the BioSanitation Battlion looked up from the manuscript and sighed. "It's gonna take us forever to clean all that up."

"Not really, sir." Lance Corporal Stylus said, not looking up from his keyboard.
"The massive conflagration that followed was miraculously self-contained owing to a trick of both weather and geography, and actually proved a godsend to the county sanitation services, as the kinetic plasma blast did an incineration job of the landfill's toxic contents that had been long overdue and unfunded for decades..."
"That's frightening stuff, Stylus."
"Thank you, sir."