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taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:

taalismn wrote:Minmei: "And that was how I became the posterchild for full body reconstructive plastic surgery. You?"
Jamis Merin: "Ah...nose job and tummy tuck..."

Minmei: "It also helped that Dr. Lang cloned me a perfect body! "

"Which is to say it looks and sounds NOTHING like her original body."
"As long as she doesn't look like any of US."
"Perhaps we should have special codewords in case we have any doubts, Lisa?"
"Of course. Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean somebody ISN'T out to get you!"

Arnie100 wrote:Rick: "Waitaminute...but...if she's a CLONE...how do we know it's really her?"
Minmei: "Stage fright, go away --"
Rick: "Okay, okay.I guess it is her."

taalismn wrote:Minmei: "What DID happen to you after you bailed on me?"
(Flashback to Rick coming down, sans parachute, in front of a squad of charging Battlepods...)
Rick: "You're mot the only one who benefitted from massive reconstructed surgery..."

taalismn wrote:Minmei: "What DID happen to you after you bailed on me?"
(Flashback to Rick coming down, sans parachute, in front of a squad of charging Battlepods...)
Rick: "You're mot the only one who benefitted from massive reconstructed surgery..."

Arnie100 wrote:

taalismn wrote:Minmei: "What DID happen to you after you bailed on me?"
(Flashback to Rick coming down, sans parachute, in front of a squad of charging Battlepods...)
Rick: "You're mot the only one who benefitted from massive reconstructed surgery..."

Minmei: "You're hair DOES look different...and that uniform...seriously you people in the military need a makeover...and a hair stylist."

taalismn wrote:Rick: "The uniform? Surgically attached. It's more of an exoskeleton than anything else...getting stomped on by 20+ tons of Zentraedi mecha squad doesn't leave much of your ribcage."

Arnie100 wrote:

taalismn wrote:Minmei: "And that was how I became the posterchild for full body reconstructive plastic surgery. You?"
Jamis Merin: "Ah...nose job and tummy tuck..."

Minmei: "It also helped that Dr. Lang cloned me a perfect body! "

taalismn wrote:The Second Bar(where all the secondary, named, characters hang out after work, as opposed to The Third Bar, where the tertiary, unnamed, mooks hang out)
Sparks: "Hey, look who's here!"
Komodo: "Hey Dusty!"
Sullvan: "Where's your arm, Ayres?"
Dusty Ayres: "For once I'm glad for cyborg parts! I had to chew my arm off to escape that...that....."
Forsyth: "What 'that'?"
(Dusty hand-outlines a small human figure)
Cochrane: "Jason Lunn?"
(Dusty shakes his head negatively...mimes a baseball cap on the head)
Everybody: "....owwwwww....."

SRoss wrote:Corg: "You see, mother, the secret weapon you needed was Annie all along."

The Regis gives Corg a sour look and a glow surrounds him.

Annie: " SNOOKUMS!!!"

Corg: " "

Arnie100 wrote:[

(Suddenly door slams open and the outline of a small figure with a baseball cap can been silhouetted in the light with a leash holding Corg)

Small figure (We all know who): ".Oh, Mr. Dusty, I know you're in here! Come out, come out wherever you are!"
Sparks: "I gotta...uhm, shift comin' up..."
Komodo: "Yeah, me too! I, aah, talk to you later!"
Cochrane: "Yes, Dr. Lang? You need me right away? Needed at the lab!"
Dusty: "Oh, come on! Don't leave me here!"

(Everybody else suddenly has something better to do)

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:[

(Suddenly door slams open and the outline of a small figure with a baseball cap can been silhouetted in the light with a leash holding Corg)

Small figure (We all know who): ".Oh, Mr. Dusty, I know you're in here! Come out, come out wherever you are!"
Sparks: "I gotta...uhm, shift comin' up..."
Komodo: "Yeah, me too! I, aah, talk to you later!"
Cochrane: "Yes, Dr. Lang? You need me right away? Needed at the lab!"
Dusty: "Oh, come on! Don't leave me here!"

(Everybody else suddenly has something better to do)

Dusty Ayres: "PLEASE, OH GOD I'M SUPPOSED TO BE TRAGICALLY MELODRAMATICALLY -DEAD-! OFF-STAGE! SHUFFLED OFF THE MORTAL COIL! RETIRED FROM THE SCRIPT!!!! REMOVED FROM PLAY!!!! SAFELY WRITTEN OFF! WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS?!"

Bartender: "HOnestly...I've never seen anybody spanked with their own chewed-off bionic arm ever before!"

taalismn wrote:Annie: "SIT, boy!"
#WHUD#
Corg: "...yes, mistress...."

Kagome: "I sense....a kindred spirit in personal management...."

Little Snuzzles wrote:Claudia: "Lisa! Where have you been? You look exhausted..!"

Lisa (flopping onto bed): "I just spent the last 3 hours visiting with two Zentradi fellas I met in the main hangar! I won't need to exercise any more this week!"

Claudia (concerned): "But... Who gave authorization for them to be micronized? Captain Gloval was very clear that we have to conserve all the remaining protoculture we have."

Lisa: "I didn't say they were micronized."

Arnie100 wrote:

SPORT RELATED PHRASES YOU NEVER WANT TO HEAR A FULL SIZED ZENTREADI SAY

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SRoss wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:

taalismn wrote:Minmei: "And that was how I became the posterchild for full body reconstructive plastic surgery. You?"
Jamis Merin: "Ah...nose job and tummy tuck..."

Minmei: "It also helped that Dr. Lang cloned me a perfect body! "

OH MY GOD! A TRIOMVIRATE OF MINMEI CLONES!!!

Musica: "Sisters I sense a great disturbance..."

SRoss wrote:On board the Arcangel...

Dr. Grant: "Ok Louie, how did you get a shattered pelvis?"

Louie: "I don't know, all I remember is J.A.N.I.C.E. saying she wanted to try something she downloaded off the Praxian internet and ... BOOM!"

Angelo: (One bed over) "Welcome to my world."

taalismn wrote:Dusty Ayres: "Rook, I really wish I'd had friends like yours."
Rook: "You can."
Dusty: "So...you'e offering me understanding?"
Rook: "I guess I am..."
Dusty: "So...does that mean you'll have sex with me."
Rook: "No."
Dusty:"Damn. Guess I'll just have to shoot up your friends in frustration."
Rook: "I wouldn't do that if I were you."
Dusty: "Why? You'll try to stop me?"
Annie: "Ewww....shiny...."

SRoss wrote:Corg: "You see, mother, the secret weapon you needed was Annie all along."

The Regis gives Corg a sour look and a glow surrounds him.

Annie: " SNOOKUMS!!!"

Corg: " "

taalismn wrote:The Second Bar(where all the secondary, named, characters hang out after work, as opposed to The Third Bar, where the tertiary, unnamed, mooks hang out)
Sparks: "Hey, look who's here!"
Komodo: "Hey Dusty!"
Sullvan: "Where's your arm, Ayres?"
Dusty Ayres: "For once I'm glad for cyborg parts! I had to chew my arm off to escape that...that....."
Forsyth: "What 'that'?"
(Dusty hand-outlines a small human figure)
Cochrane: "Jason Lunn?"
(Dusty shakes his head negatively...mimes a baseball cap on the head)
Everybody: "....owwwwww....."

Arnie100 wrote:

taalismn wrote:The Second Bar(where all the secondary, named, characters hang out after work, as opposed to The Third Bar, where the tertiary, unnamed, mooks hang out)
Sparks: "Hey, look who's here!"
Komodo: "Hey Dusty!"
Sullvan: "Where's your arm, Ayres?"
Dusty Ayres: "For once I'm glad for cyborg parts! I had to chew my arm off to escape that...that....."
Forsyth: "What 'that'?"
(Dusty hand-outlines a small human figure)
Cochrane: "Jason Lunn?"
(Dusty shakes his head negatively...mimes a baseball cap on the head)
Everybody: "....owwwwww....."

(Suddenly door slams open and the outline of a small figure with a baseball cap can been silhouetted in the light with a leash holding Corg)

Small figure (We all know who): ".Oh, Mr. Dusty, I know you're in here! Come out, come out wherever you are!"
Sparks: "I gotta...uhm, shift comin' up..."
Komodo: "Yeah, me too! I, aah, talk to you later!"
Cochrane: "Yes, Dr. Lang? You need me right away? Needed at the lab!"
Dusty: "Oh, come on! Don't leave me here!"

(Everybody else suddenly has something better to do)

Arnie100 wrote:

SRoss wrote:Corg: "You see, mother, the secret weapon you needed was Annie all along."

The Regis gives Corg a sour look and a glow surrounds him.

Annie: " SNOOKUMS!!!"

Corg: " "

Corg: (Sobbing hysterically): "I didn't do anything!!"

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:[

(Suddenly door slams open and the outline of a small figure with a baseball cap can been silhouetted in the light with a leash holding Corg)

Small figure (We all know who): ".Oh, Mr. Dusty, I know you're in here! Come out, come out wherever you are!"
Sparks: "I gotta...uhm, shift comin' up..."
Komodo: "Yeah, me too! I, aah, talk to you later!"
Cochrane: "Yes, Dr. Lang? You need me right away? Needed at the lab!"
Dusty: "Oh, come on! Don't leave me here!"

(Everybody else suddenly has something better to do)

Dusty Ayres: "PLEASE, OH GOD I'M SUPPOSED TO BE TRAGICALLY MELODRAMATICALLY -DEAD-! OFF-STAGE! SHUFFLED OFF THE MORTAL COIL! RETIRED FROM THE SCRIPT!!!! REMOVED FROM PLAY!!!! SAFELY WRITTEN OFF! WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS?!"

Bartender: "HOnestly...I've never seen anybody spanked with their own chewed-off bionic arm ever before!"

Arnie100 wrote:

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:[

(Suddenly door slams open and the outline of a small figure with a baseball cap can been silhouetted in the light with a leash holding Corg)

Small figure (We all know who): ".Oh, Mr. Dusty, I know you're in here! Come out, come out wherever you are!"
Sparks: "I gotta...uhm, shift comin' up..."
Komodo: "Yeah, me too! I, aah, talk to you later!"
Cochrane: "Yes, Dr. Lang? You need me right away? Needed at the lab!"
Dusty: "Oh, come on! Don't leave me here!"

(Everybody else suddenly has something better to do)

Dusty Ayres: "PLEASE, OH GOD I'M SUPPOSED TO BE TRAGICALLY MELODRAMATICALLY -DEAD-! OFF-STAGE! SHUFFLED OFF THE MORTAL COIL! RETIRED FROM THE SCRIPT!!!! REMOVED FROM PLAY!!!! SAFELY WRITTEN OFF! WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS?!"

Bartender: "HOnestly...I've never seen anybody spanked with their own chewed-off bionic arm ever before!"

Corg: "What're you crying about, Ayres? At least, you're not on a leash!"

taalismn wrote:Annie: "SIT, boy!"
#WHUD#
Corg: "...yes, mistress...."

Kagome: "I sense....a kindred spirit in personal management...."

Arnie100 wrote:

taalismn wrote:Annie: "SIT, boy!"
#WHUD#
Corg: "...yes, mistress...."

Kagome: "I sense....a kindred spirit in personal management...."

Bartender: "That's...unusual, to say the least..."
Corg: "Help...PLEASE!"
Annie: "SILENCE!!!"

(The bar goes quiet)

Little Snuzzles wrote:Lisa: "Thanks for a lovely evening......do you want to come in for a drink?"

Voice of Undead Roy: "Rick, use The Force! Let go, Rick, let go!"

Rick (under his breath): "Roy! Shut UP! I'm on a date!"

Undead Roy: "Rick, let go of your feelings. Use The Force!"

Rick: "Roy!! You're embarassing me! Shut UP!!!"

Lisa: "....Did you hear something?"

Rick: "Me? Uh...I didn't hear anything.. So about that drink..."

Little Snuzzles wrote:Claudia: "Lisa! Where have you been? You look exhausted..!"

Lisa (flopping onto bed): "I just spent the last 3 hours visiting with two Zentradi fellas I met in the main hangar! I won't need to exercise any more this week!"

Claudia (concerned): "But... Who gave authorization for them to be micronized? Captain Gloval was very clear that we have to conserve all the remaining protoculture we have."

Lisa: "I didn't say they were micronized."

taalismn wrote:

Little Snuzzles wrote:Claudia: "Lisa! Where have you been? You look exhausted..!"

Lisa (flopping onto bed): "I just spent the last 3 hours visiting with two Zentradi fellas I met in the main hangar! I won't need to exercise any more this week!"

Claudia (concerned): "But... Who gave authorization for them to be micronized? Captain Gloval was very clear that we have to conserve all the remaining protoculture we have."

Lisa: "I didn't say they were micronized."

Claudia: "Perhaps you should have chosen some sport OTHER THAN Ultimate Frisbee."

SRoss wrote:

SPORT RELATED PHRASES YOU NEVER WANT TO HEAR A FULL SIZED ZENTREADI SAY

Breetai: "Lawn Dart!!!"

Arnie100 wrote:

SPORT RELATED PHRASES YOU NEVER WANT TO HEAR A FULL SIZED ZENTREADI SAY

Khyron:: "'FORE!!!" (micronized Gerao being used as a golf ball)

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:

SPORT RELATED PHRASES YOU NEVER WANT TO HEAR A FULL SIZED ZENTREADI SAY

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"STREET BOWLING!!!!!"

Arnie100 wrote:

SPORT RELATED PHRASES YOU NEVER WANT TO HEAR A FULL SIZED ZENTREADI SAY

Khyron:: "'FORE!!!" (micronized Gerao being used as a golf ball)

SRoss wrote:

SPORT RELATED PHRASES YOU NEVER WANT TO HEAR A FULL SIZED ZENTREADI SAY

SRoss wrote:

SPORT RELATED PHRASES YOU NEVER WANT TO HEAR A FULL SIZED ZENTREADI SAY

SRoss wrote:

SPORT RELATED PHRASES YOU NEVER WANT TO HEAR A FULL SIZED ZENTREADI SAY

SRoss wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:

SPORT RELATED PHRASES YOU NEVER WANT TO HEAR A FULL SIZED ZENTREADI SAY

Khyron:: "'FORE!!!" (micronized Gerao being used as a golf ball)

After Gerao lands in the water trap...

Khyron: "GRELL!!! YOU'VE BETRAYED ME FOR THE LAST TIME!!!" (Sound of flying golf club)

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:

SPORT RELATED PHRASES YOU NEVER WANT TO HEAR A FULL SIZED ZENTREADI SAY

"ROLLERDERBY!!!!!!!!"

Arnie100 wrote:

SRoss wrote:

SPORT RELATED PHRASES YOU NEVER WANT TO HEAR A FULL SIZED ZENTREADI SAY

"STRIKE!!!!!!!!"

(Zentraedi going bowling)

taalismn wrote:]

SRoss wrote:

SPORT RELATED PHRASES YOU NEVER WANT TO HEAR A FULL SIZED ZENTREADI SAY

(Poolside)
"CANNONBALL!!!!!!"

SRoss wrote:

SPORT RELATED PHRASES YOU NEVER WANT TO HEAR A FULL SIZED ZENTREADI SAY

taalismn wrote:Things That Drive Lynn Minmei Mad:

David Hasselhof’s Iced Coffee Jingle:
“I’m so thirsty for your love I can’t hide it...”
“AUGH! MAKE THE BAD NOISES -STOP-!”

taalismn wrote:Things That Drive Lynn Minmei Mad:
Painting empty seascape on the inside of her contact lenses:
“NNNNOOOOO!!!! I’M ADRIFT! AND ALONE!!! ALONE AND ADRIFT! IN THE MIDDLE OF THE OCEAN!!!! AND I KEEP HEARING PEOPLE IN MY HEAD!!!!”

taalismn wrote:Things That Drive Lynn Minmei Mad:

taalismn wrote:Things That Drive Lynn Minmei Mad:

taalismn wrote:Things That Drive Lynn Minmei Mad:
White Noise Generators.
" "

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:Things That Drive Lynn Minmei Mad:
White Noise Generators.
" "

Hugh Mann: "Funny, I don't hear anything."

taalismn wrote:Things That Drive Lynn Minmei Mad:

Arnie100 wrote:Things That Drive Lynn Minmei Mad:

Minmei: "Seriously, who writes this stuff?!"
Ghost Edwards (typing furiously): "MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Revenge is finally MINE!!"

taalismn wrote:Things That Drive Lynn Minmei Mad:


Howler monkeys.
"OoooooTTTTOOOTTTOUUTTTOOOOTTTTTRRROFFFOOOTTTTTTT!!!"
"SHUT UP!!! SHUT UP!!! YOU DAMN APES!!! SHUT UP!!!!!!!!AAAAAGGGHHH!!!"