Hal would want to keep Ham Boy on the ship given the sheer numbers of fleshies that have been exterminated on his orders even if that was not Ham Boy's intention as well as keeping Fooker on the ship to increase the crew's suffering.
There is something Tessa and Hal must do, the rest of the crew aren't in on it. Something involving a city in the North American Sector. (Hint, hint, ends in ana, involves something ending in Con)
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
SRoss wrote:Kevin: (Watching as the Gargoyle belly flopped on to IceGuard's runway) "Good, good."
Jones: "...we DID set the charges under the runway?" Twitch: "Initiating FROSTHEAVE."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
Xenomorph #1: HHHHHHHIIIIIISSSSSSSSS (English translation: "Seriously? This is what we get for lunch?" Xenomorph #2: HHHHHHHIIIIIISSSSSSSSS (English Translation: "We're gonna starve if this keeps up.")
Xenomorph Queen(sniffing the Pathfinder's crew):"...these are not suitable brood-hosts for my spawn..."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
SRoss wrote:The 2088[sup]th[/sup]... Even the Gura's standards are too high to eat them.
Ignored even by the Andromeda Strain...too much junk DNA...
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
David (On board the Covenant...): "I think I will leave them alone...no use in wasting my creation on them..." Xenomorph Embryo: HHHHIISSSS (English translation: "Thankyouthankyouthankyou!")
Arnie100 wrote:David (On board the Covenant...): "I think I will leave them alone...no use in wasting my creation on them..." Xenomorph Embryo: HHHHIISSSS (English translation: "Thankyouthankyouthankyou!")
Sadly for Davy-boy, the near-passage of the Gargoyle would result in the Covenant being wiped out by its drive wake. True, the abominations were eliminated, but so were hundreds of innocent colonists in stasis. And the Gargoyle SHOULD have been able to detect a lumbering colony-ship, so, another black mark against the Pathfinders. asleep, as it were, at the wheel.
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
Arnie100 wrote:David (On board the Covenant...): "I think I will leave them alone...no use in wasting my creation on them..." Xenomorph Embryo: HHHHIISSSS (English translation: "Thankyouthankyouthankyou!")
Sadly for Davy-boy, the near-passage of the Gargoyle would result in the Covenant being wiped out by its drive wake. True, the abominations were eliminated, but so were hundreds of innocent colonists in stasis. And the Gargoyle SHOULD have been able to detect a lumbering colony-ship, so, another black mark against the Pathfinders. asleep, as it were, at the wheel.
"Well, I told you, we should have just stuck them in a simulator and let them THINK they were on a ship."
"Well, I told you, we should have just stuck them in a simulator and let them THINK they were on a ship."
"Too much of a chance of somebody leaving a door open, or them developing psychic powers.
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
"Ah good, I was looking for something appropriate to test my in-shell egg scrambler!" "Ah yes, another abuse of robotechnology."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
The RRG In-Shell Egg-Scrambler.. When You Really REALLY Don't Want to Deal With Something AFTER It Hatches.
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
taalismn wrote:The RRG In-Shell Egg-Scrambler.. When You Really REALLY Don't Want to Deal With Something AFTER It Hatches.
Random Crewmember: "Oh man, I think we really should have skipped the scrambled eggs..."
"The fact that they're dissolving their way through the skillet turn you off?"
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
"WE COULKD just go with a classic axial tunnel design providing access to all decks..." "Please, no redesigning the ship while it's in flight."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
taalismn wrote:"WE COULD just go with a classic axial tunnel design providing access to all decks..." "Please, no redesigning the ship while it's in flight."
"In space nobody can hear you sAAAYUUUUUGGGHHHHH!!!!"
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
"Please warn everybody we'll be engaging the vacuum flush system again." "BROWN ALERT! BROWN ALERT!" "....Can we come up with a DIFFERENT alarm for this sort of thing? On this ship that qualifies as an potential environmental breach situation. It should be approached and announced with greater dignity." "Dignity? For a potential hull blow-out? What's dignified about being sucked through the plumping and into death-vacuum?"
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
SRoss wrote:Studying the artwork of the Gargoyle crew...
Thrawn: "Seriously? I've seen more insightful work from pre-schoolers."
"My first impression of you is...there's clearly no intelligent life in your galaxy."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
Fooker and several male crewmembers lined up outside the Female Furies barracks.
Fooker: "Hi, would any of you lovely ladies care for a date?"
"We're looking for something in a California raisin, actually."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
SRoss wrote:<WE ARE THE BORG. YOUR PEOPLE AND CULTURE WILL BE ADAPT... OH CRAP! IT'S THE GARGOYLE! NEVER MIND, WE DON'T WANT YOU IN OUR COLLECTIVE...>
"Well....it's not like we'd be trusted ti handle anti-matter anyway..."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
SRoss wrote:EShemarrian: "ARCHIE 3, are you prepared for judgement?"
ARCHIE 3: <What could you malfunctioning automatons do to me.>
EShemarrian: "It has been decided, you are to be uploaded into the Gargoyle's main computer."
ARCHIE 3: <NNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! You monsters!!!>
"So our ship is attempting to make us worship it as our master...that's an improvement over it just trying to outright kill us."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
SRoss wrote:Main Computer: <LETS DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN!>
June 14, 1947 - The Gargoyle defolds and crashes near Roswell New Mexico...
Air Force General: "Clearly there's no intelligent life out there."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
Man in Black: "You will tell everyone it is a weather balloon reflecting off Venus."
MiB: "We had another visit from the Gargoyle. Neuralize the witnesses, then ourselves."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
Sadly, in an effort to use available parts, one of the technicians replaced a status light on the Gargoyle's bridge with a salvaged neuralizer incorrectly labeled as 'miscellaneous spare electronic parts".
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
SRoss wrote:UEsG Public Relations Officer: "No! Lost in Space is NOT a documentary about the 2088[sup]th[/sup]!"
"Yeah. The Gargoyle crew is nowhere near as competent as Doctor Smith."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
SRoss wrote:"Captain, data packet from the Typhon. I think it's coordinates to Earth!!!"
Packet finishes loading, PA ship-wide immediately broadcasts Minmei singing Iron Maiden's Greatest Hits on continuous loop.
Computer initiates self-destruct on general principle.
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
"...we DID set the charges under the runway?"
