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Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
Posted: Fri Aug 23, 2013 12:14 am
by taalismn
And naturally, as Edwards-as-Kyle and Edwards-as-Edwards fight, they inadvertently knock over a flowerpot down a staircase.
Edwards-As-Potted-Plant: "...oh no, not AGAIN...."
Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
Posted: Fri Aug 23, 2013 11:30 pm
by Alpha 11
Arnie100 wrote:taalismn wrote:Edwards-as-Edwards: "Dispose of this piece of trash."
Edwards-as-Kyle: "This is giving new meaning to hating myself..."
Edwards-As-Kyle: "Reincarnation SUCKS."
taalismn wrote:Arnie100 wrote:taalismn wrote:Edwards-as-Edwards: "Dispose of this piece of trash."
Edwards-as-Kyle: "This is giving new meaning to hating myself..."
Edwards-As-Kyle: "Reincarnation SUCKS."
Edwards-As-Cockroach-Squashed-Under-Edwards-As-Kyle's-Boot: "...
tell me about it...."
Arnie100 wrote:taalismn wrote:Arnie100 wrote:taalismn wrote:Edwards-as-Edwards: "Dispose of this piece of trash."
Edwards-as-Kyle: "This is giving new meaning to hating myself..."
Edwards-As-Kyle: "Reincarnation SUCKS."
Edwards-As-Cockroach-Squashed-Under-Edwards-As-Kyle's-Boot: "...
tell me about it...."
S-Minmei: "That was for breaking our deal!"
taalismn wrote:And naturally, as Edwards-as-Kyle and Edwards-as-Edwards fight, they inadvertently knock over a flowerpot down a staircase.
Edwards-As-Potted-Plant: "...oh no, not AGAIN...."
Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
Posted: Sat Aug 24, 2013 12:13 am
by taalismn
"Hey, what's with the dead WHALE in the middle of the street in Tiresia?!"
"Edwards."
"WHAT?! That bastard has NO decency hauling a poor cetacean into his sick powerplays!"
"Ah, actually the whale IS Edwards...or WAS Edwards....or WILL BE Edwards.... it gets complicated if you stop to think about it...anyways, both Edwards are under that carcass..."
Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
Posted: Sat Aug 24, 2013 11:04 pm
by Alpha 11
taalismn wrote:"Hey, what's with the dead WHALE in the middle of the street in Tiresia?!"
"Edwards."
"WHAT?! That bastard has NO decency hauling a poor cetacean into his sick powerplays!"
"Ah, actually the whale IS Edwards...or WAS Edwards....or WILL BE Edwards.... it gets complicated if you stop to think about it...anyways, both Edwards are under that carcass..."
Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
Posted: Sun Aug 25, 2013 7:22 pm
by taalismn
BioSanitation Squad Edwards: "Great.."Clean up that splattered whale and what's under it out of the street and make it snappy!'....I get the $#!+ jobs..."
Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
Posted: Sun Aug 25, 2013 10:21 pm
by Alpha 11
taalismn wrote:BioSanitation Squad Edwards: "Great.."Clean up that splattered whale and what's under it out of the street and make it snappy!'....I get the $#!+ jobs..."
He's got a LOT of reincarnations to go before he even gets a tiny peak at somewhat relieve.
Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
Posted: Sun Aug 25, 2013 10:27 pm
by Arnie100
taalismn wrote:BioSanitation Squad Edwards: "Great.."Clean up that splattered whale and what's under it out of the street and make it snappy!'....I get the $#!+ jobs..."
Minmei: "Waitaminute...I think I have a recipe to make sushis out of whales..."
Edwards-As-Whale: "Oh, come on! This is just WRONG!! Isn't it?"
Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
Posted: Sun Aug 25, 2013 11:35 pm
by taalismn
Arnie100 wrote:taalismn wrote:BioSanitation Squad Edwards: "Great.."Clean up that splattered whale and what's under it out of the street and make it snappy!'....I get the $#!+ jobs..."
Minmei: "Waitaminute...I think I have a recipe to make sushis out of whales..."
Edwards-As-Whale: "Oh, come on! This is just WRONG!! Isn't it?"
Mmmmmm...blubber...TRUE Eskimo pie....
Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
Posted: Mon Aug 26, 2013 10:48 pm
by Alpha 11
Arnie100 wrote:taalismn wrote:BioSanitation Squad Edwards: "Great.."Clean up that splattered whale and what's under it out of the street and make it snappy!'....I get the $#!+ jobs..."
Minmei: "Waitaminute...I think I have a recipe to make sushis out of whales..."
Edwards-As-Whale: "Oh, come on! This is just WRONG!! Isn't it?"
Yep!
taalismn wrote:Arnie100 wrote:taalismn wrote:BioSanitation Squad Edwards: "Great.."Clean up that splattered whale and what's under it out of the street and make it snappy!'....I get the $#!+ jobs..."
Minmei: "Waitaminute...I think I have a recipe to make sushis out of whales..."
Edwards-As-Whale: "Oh, come on! This is just WRONG!! Isn't it?"
Mmmmmm...blubber...TRUE Eskimo pie....
Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
Posted: Tue Aug 27, 2013 5:36 pm
by taalismn
Minmei: (watching the MTV Music Awards) "....at last, I actually start to look GOOD, compared to that little twit..."
Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
Posted: Tue Aug 27, 2013 9:19 pm
by Arnie100
Miley: "At least I have more albums then you and I have something you don't: a BOYFRIEND!"
Minmei: "Oh, it's ON, girl!"
Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
Posted: Tue Aug 27, 2013 9:36 pm
by Alpha 11
taalismn wrote:Minmei: (watching the MTV Music Awards) "....at last, I actually start to look GOOD, compared to that little twit..."
Arnie100 wrote:Miley: "At least I have more albums then you and I have something you don't: a BOYFRIEND!"
Minmei: "Oh, it's ON, girl!"
Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
Posted: Tue Aug 27, 2013 10:02 pm
by taalismn
Arnie100 wrote:Miley: "At least I have more albums then you and I have something you don't: a BOYFRIEND!"
Minmei: "Oh, it's ON, girl!"
That's meaningless...a muskrat can get a mate...that doesn't make it a celebrity or an artist(the definition including musicians).
Honestly, as far as I'm concerned, the 2000s are becoming the Age of the Non-Celebrity...people with NO talent, NO commonsense, and NO sense of shame, but who command FAR more attention than they should. It can't be just cult of personality, because some of these people have NO personality, deep or otherwise.
At least Minmei could boil fish heads.
Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
Posted: Tue Aug 27, 2013 11:21 pm
by Arnie100
taalismn wrote:At least Minmei could boil fish heads.
Minmei: "Heyyyyy...I got other talents, too!"
Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
Posted: Wed Aug 28, 2013 12:26 am
by taalismn
Arnie100 wrote:taalismn wrote:At least Minmei could boil fish heads.
Minmei: "Heyyyyy...I got other talents, too!"
Yes....but compared to Miss Cyruss, being able to make a meal from a fishhead qualifies one as 'highly skilled'.
Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
Posted: Wed Aug 28, 2013 7:18 pm
by SRoss
taalismn wrote:Arnie100 wrote:taalismn wrote:At least Minmei could boil fish heads.
Minmei: "Heyyyyy...I got other talents, too!"
Yes....but compared to Miss Cyruss, being able to make a meal from a fishhead qualifies one as 'highly skilled'.
"
It was a rather large fishhead as I recall."
Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
Posted: Wed Aug 28, 2013 9:15 pm
by taalismn
SRoss wrote:[
"It was a rather large fishhead as I recall."
And she can do math too! Allowing for longer cooking time to properly prepare and preserve one large tuna head!
Honestly, if Minmei hadn't gone into singing and performing, she might have turned out to be pretty good(and a lot less annoying) restauranteur. Maybe might have done well on episodes of
Hell's Kitchen or
Iron Chef.
Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
Posted: Wed Aug 28, 2013 11:01 pm
by Alpha 11
taalismn wrote:Arnie100 wrote:Miley: "At least I have more albums then you and I have something you don't: a BOYFRIEND!"
Minmei: "Oh, it's ON, girl!"
That's meaningless...a muskrat can get a mate...that doesn't make it a celebrity or an artist(the definition including musicians).
Honestly, as far as I'm concerned, the 2000s are becoming the Age of the Non-Celebrity...people with NO talent, NO commonsense, and NO sense of shame, but who command FAR more attention than they should. It can't be just cult of personality, because some of these people have NO personality, deep or otherwise.
At least Minmei could boil fish heads.
I SO agree with you on that.
Arnie100 wrote:taalismn wrote:At least Minmei could boil fish heads.
Minmei: "Heyyyyy...I got other talents, too!"
Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
Posted: Wed Aug 28, 2013 11:24 pm
by DhAkael
"Today on 'Iron Chef'; Lynn Min-Mei Vs. ... Dr. Bunsen Honeydew."
Celebrity Judge, Exedore; "This is high irregular, but I'm willing to go with this match up... with Chairman Koji's permission of course. Chairman?..."
Chairman Koji; "HASHIMEI!!!!!"
Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
Posted: Wed Aug 28, 2013 11:41 pm
by taalismn
DhAkael wrote:"Today on 'Iron Chef'; Lynn Min-Mei Vs. ... Dr. Bunsen Honeydew."
Celebrity Judge, Exedore; "This is high irregular, but I'm willing to go with this match up... with Chairman Koji's permission of course. Chairman?..."
Chairman Koji; "HASHIMEI!!!!!"
Be grateful it's not Judge Joe Dredd:
"I find both participants guilty of crimes against rationality!"
"Sir, you weren't brought in as that sort of judge."
"The Law is the Law and you can't expect a Judge to stop being a Judge because you say so."
Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
Posted: Thu Aug 29, 2013 2:02 am
by Arnie100
taalismn wrote:DhAkael wrote:"Today on 'Iron Chef'; Lynn Min-Mei Vs. ... Dr. Bunsen Honeydew."
Celebrity Judge, Exedore; "This is high irregular, but I'm willing to go with this match up... with Chairman Koji's permission of course. Chairman?..."
Chairman Koji; "HASHIMEI!!!!!"
Be grateful it's not Judge Joe Dredd:
"I find both participants guilty of crimes against rationality!"
"Sir, you weren't brought in as that sort of judge."
"The Law is the Law and you can't expect a Judge to stop being a Judge because you say so."
Dredd: "I am the JUDGE!! DROP YOUR COOKING INSTRUMENTS!! This competition is under ARREST!!"
Celebrity Judge Exedore: "But...the competition hasn't even started yet!"
Dredd: "Crime prevention. (Draws Lawgiver) Anyone have any problems? No? Didn't think so!"
Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
Posted: Thu Aug 29, 2013 5:46 pm
by taalismn
(Flashback to when Edwards is escaping Tirol)
Edwards: "AHHHAHHAHHHAAA-"
#VVRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM#That's when several ENORMOUS steamroller-like Lawbikes roll onto his bridge.
%SQUELCH%Edwards' lieutenant Benson is literally run over in the process.
Dredd: "You are all under arrest!"
Edwards:
"What the HELL?! Oh, you GOTTA be kidding me!!"
Dredd: "I don't kid! Thomas Riley Edwards, you are under arrest for multiple charges of conspiracy, murder, intent to commit murder, assault, battery, kidnapping, torture, sexual assault, theft of government property, treason...plus several hundred unpaid speeding tickets, bar tabs, and brothel fees back on Earth!"
Edwards: "I don't know who the hell you are or how you got aboard, but you really don't think you can threaten me with a gun on MY ship, do you? You're not going to fire that thing in he
*BLAM*erk?!@
"
Dredd: "Safety rounds. Expand in the body. Developed for air marshals. Judge Reynolds, turn this ship around and we'll turn these creeps over to the local courts. They resist, WE judge them!"
Edwards:
"...right...wheeze...in...*gasp*..da...*ack* cajones! whhhhhhyyyyyy?!!!"
Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
Posted: Thu Aug 29, 2013 6:57 pm
by Arnie100
Dredd: "Be lucky I didn't use the Double-Whammy! "
Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
Posted: Thu Aug 29, 2013 9:55 pm
by taalismn
The TimeLoops:
*SMOOCH*
“Rick...”
*SQUEEZE*
“Lisa!”
#BUMP#
“-ric-”
#RUMP#
“...lissssaaaa....”
+click+
“And in here we have our latest improvements to our sensory electroni-BOSHEMOI!!!!”
“LISA?!”
“...DAD....?!”
”HUNTER?!”
“CAPTAIN?!”
“WHAT ARE YOU DOING, YOUNG LADY?!”
”WHAT ARE -YOU- DOING ON THE SDF-1?! You -NEVER- visit the ship after it returns to Earth!!!”
“What do you mean?! I’m here to inspect the changes to the ship after your ORDEAL, and Henri was showing me around! I never expected to find THIS!”
“Lieutenant Hunter.....”
“I was -certain- we locked the door to this room. It’s like the least used room on the entire ship....”
“’Hunter’ is the name? Well, well, well, LIEUTENANT....”
“Donald, he’s one of my best pilots!”
“A FLYBOY, huh? I mighta known! Stand back, Henri, Lisa, I can take care of this on my own!”
“No, DAD! Don’t hurt him!”
“I don’t mean to hurt him, I mean to KILL him for touching my little girl!”
“Donald, let’s not let things get out of hand-”
“Look here, Admiral Hayes, I, Lisa, your daught-”
*KER-CHAK*
“....I never would have suspected you carried a shotgun under your uniform greatcoat, Donald.”
“It’s a father thing AND a family heirloom!”
“RUN, RICK, RUN!”
“THIS NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE!”
”YOU IMPREGNATE OTHER GIRLS, FLYBOY?! BECAUSE YOU AIN’T NEVER GOING TO DO SO AGAIN!”
Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
Posted: Thu Aug 29, 2013 10:26 pm
by Alpha 11
DhAkael wrote:"Today on 'Iron Chef'; Lynn Min-Mei Vs. ... Dr. Bunsen Honeydew."
Celebrity Judge, Exedore; "This is high irregular, but I'm willing to go with this match up... with Chairman Koji's permission of course. Chairman?..."
Chairman Koji; "HASHIMEI!!!!!"
taalismn wrote:DhAkael wrote:"Today on 'Iron Chef'; Lynn Min-Mei Vs. ... Dr. Bunsen Honeydew."
Celebrity Judge, Exedore; "This is high irregular, but I'm willing to go with this match up... with Chairman Koji's permission of course. Chairman?..."
Chairman Koji; "HASHIMEI!!!!!"
Be grateful it's not Judge Joe Dredd:
"I find both participants guilty of crimes against rationality!"
"Sir, you weren't brought in as that sort of judge."
"The Law is the Law and you can't expect a Judge to stop being a Judge because you say so."
Arnie100 wrote:taalismn wrote:DhAkael wrote:"Today on 'Iron Chef'; Lynn Min-Mei Vs. ... Dr. Bunsen Honeydew."
Celebrity Judge, Exedore; "This is high irregular, but I'm willing to go with this match up... with Chairman Koji's permission of course. Chairman?..."
Chairman Koji; "HASHIMEI!!!!!"
Be grateful it's not Judge Joe Dredd:
"I find both participants guilty of crimes against rationality!"
"Sir, you weren't brought in as that sort of judge."
"The Law is the Law and you can't expect a Judge to stop being a Judge because you say so."
Dredd: "I am the JUDGE!! DROP YOUR COOKING INSTRUMENTS!! This competition is under ARREST!!"
Celebrity Judge Exedore: "But...the competition hasn't even started yet!"
Dredd: "Crime prevention. (Draws Lawgiver) Anyone have any problems? No? Didn't think so!"
taalismn wrote:(Flashback to when Edwards is escaping Tirol)
Edwards: "AHHHAHHAHHHAAA-"
#VVRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM#That's when several ENORMOUS steamroller-like Lawbikes roll onto his bridge.
%SQUELCH%Edwards' lieutenant Benson is literally run over in the process.
Dredd: "You are all under arrest!"
Edwards:
"What the HELL?! Oh, you GOTTA be kidding me!!"
Dredd: "I don't kid! Thomas Riley Edwards, you are under arrest for multiple charges of conspiracy, murder, intent to commit murder, assault, battery, kidnapping, torture, sexual assault, theft of government property, treason...plus several hundred unpaid speeding tickets, bar tabs, and brothel fees back on Earth!"
Edwards: "I don't know who the hell you are or how you got aboard, but you really don't think you can threaten me with a gun on MY ship, do you? You're not going to fire that thing in he
*BLAM*erk?!@
"
Dredd: "Safety rounds. Expand in the body. Developed for air marshals. Judge Reynolds, turn this ship around and we'll turn these creeps over to the local courts. They resist, WE judge them!"
Edwards:
"...right...wheeze...in...*gasp*..da...*ack* cajones! whhhhhhyyyyyy?!!!"
Arnie100 wrote:Dredd: "Be lucky I didn't use the Double-Whammy! "
taalismn wrote:The TimeLoops:
*SMOOCH*
“Rick...”
*SQUEEZE*
“Lisa!”
#BUMP#
“-ric-”
#RUMP#
“...lissssaaaa....”
+click+
“And in here we have our latest improvements to our sensory electroni-BOSHEMOI!!!!”
“LISA?!”
“...DAD....?!”
”HUNTER?!”
“CAPTAIN?!”
“WHAT ARE YOU DOING, YOUNG LADY?!”
”WHAT ARE -YOU- DOING ON THE SDF-1?! You -NEVER- visit the ship after it returns to Earth!!!”
“What do you mean?! I’m here to inspect the changes to the ship after your ORDEAL, and Henri was showing me around! I never expected to find THIS!”
“Lieutenant Hunter.....”
“I was -certain- we locked the door to this room. It’s like the least used room on the entire ship....”
“’Hunter’ is the name? Well, well, well, LIEUTENANT....”
“Donald, he’s one of my best pilots!”
“A FLYBOY, huh? I mighta known! Stand back, Henri, Lisa, I can take care of this on my own!”
“No, DAD! Don’t hurt him!”
“I don’t mean to hurt him, I mean to KILL him for touching my little girl!”
“Donald, let’s not let things get out of hand-”
“Look here, Admiral Hayes, I, Lisa, your daught-”
*KER-CHAK*
“....I never would have suspected you carried a shotgun under your uniform greatcoat, Donald.”
“It’s a father thing AND a family heirloom!”
“RUN, RICK, RUN!”
“THIS NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE!”
”YOU IMPREGNATE OTHER GIRLS, FLYBOY?! BECAUSE YOU AIN’T NEVER GOING TO DO SO AGAIN!”
Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
Posted: Thu Aug 29, 2013 10:35 pm
by taalismn
Yeah, the TimeLoopers have gotten pretty used to figuring they'll know what will happen in a 'home loop', even when Ben futzes up, and Rick and Lisa have been passing time making out wherever they can, just for the guilty thrill.
So of course when something deviates from the canon script....
Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
Posted: Thu Aug 29, 2013 10:46 pm
by Arnie100
taalismn wrote:The TimeLoops:
*SMOOCH*
“Rick...”
*SQUEEZE*
“Lisa!”
#BUMP#
“-ric-”
#RUMP#
“...lissssaaaa....”
+click+
“And in here we have our latest improvements to our sensory electroni-BOSHEMOI!!!!”
“LISA?!”
“...DAD....?!”
”HUNTER?!”
“CAPTAIN?!”
“WHAT ARE YOU DOING, YOUNG LADY?!”
”WHAT ARE -YOU- DOING ON THE SDF-1?! You -NEVER- visit the ship after it returns to Earth!!!”
“What do you mean?! I’m here to inspect the changes to the ship after your ORDEAL, and Henri was showing me around! I never expected to find THIS!”
“Lieutenant Hunter.....”
“I was -certain- we locked the door to this room. It’s like the least used room on the entire ship....”
“’Hunter’ is the name? Well, well, well, LIEUTENANT....”
“Donald, he’s one of my best pilots!”
“A FLYBOY, huh? I mighta known! Stand back, Henri, Lisa, I can take care of this on my own!”
“No, DAD! Don’t hurt him!”
“I don’t mean to hurt him, I mean to KILL him for touching my little girl!”
“Donald, let’s not let things get out of hand-”
“Look here, Admiral Hayes, I, Lisa, your daught-”
*KER-CHAK*
“....I never would have suspected you carried a shotgun under your uniform greatcoat, Donald.”
“It’s a father thing AND a family heirloom!”
“RUN, RICK, RUN!”
“THIS NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE!”
”YOU IMPREGNATE OTHER GIRLS, FLYBOY?! BECAUSE YOU AIN’T NEVER GOING TO DO SO AGAIN!”
Lisa: "Daddy never lets me have any fun..."
Minmei: "Muahahahahahahaha!! I get my man back!!"
Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
Posted: Thu Aug 29, 2013 11:11 pm
by taalismn
"...and in other news aboard our battlefortress today, a press party for our very own Lynn Minmei was interrupted by a nude man being chased down the center boulevard of Macross City by another man with a shotgun. Witnesses report several shots were fired, though no casualties were reported. The streaker has been identified as Lieutenant Rick Hunter of Vermillion Squadron, while his attacker has been tentatively identified as Admiral Donald Hayes of the UEG High Military Command..."
*Click*
Hasselwood: "Minmei. there's no way in hell the public's going to go for you hooking up again with this guy, even if he IS your ex-boyfriend....your ratings will nosedive with the scandal...."
Minmei: *sigh* "Guess he's on his own, then..."
Roy Fokker: (seeing the same news report) "Dear god....that's one mistake I never made....getting caught with the admiral's daughter."
Donald Hayes: "I'M GOING TO FIND A HOLE SO DEEP FOR YOU THEY'RE GOING TO HAVE TO LOWER FOOD TO YOU IN PRESSURIZED CONTAINERS!!!! I'M GOING TO HAVE YOU EMASCULATED WITH BLUNT SCISSORS!!!! I'M GOING-"
Rick: (pant)(gasp)(pant) 'This is...like...the fifth...circuit...of the...ship! And...he..still...has...enough...breath...to keep...shouting?! What's....this...guy...made....of?!!!!"
Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
Posted: Thu Aug 29, 2013 11:19 pm
by Arnie100
Adm. Hayes: "Gotta love them bionics! I could do this whole day!"
Rick: "This is gonna suck..."
(Zentraedi flagship)
Breetai: (Viewimg imtercepted transmission) "Exedore, what is this? Some kind of human ritual?"
Exedore: "I'm not sure, MiLord, it's interesting whatever it is.:
Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
Posted: Thu Aug 29, 2013 11:49 pm
by taalismn
Arnie100 wrote:Adm. Hayes: "Gotta love them bionics! I could do this whole day!"
Rick: "This is gonna suck...":
Damn hip and knee replacements!
Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
Posted: Fri Aug 30, 2013 11:57 pm
by Alpha 11
taalismn wrote:Yeah, the TimeLoopers have gotten pretty used to figuring they'll know what will happen in a 'home loop', even when Ben futzes up, and Rick and Lisa have been passing time making out wherever they can, just for the guilty thrill.
So of course when something deviates from the canon script....
Arnie100 wrote:taalismn wrote:The TimeLoops:
*SMOOCH*
“Rick...”
*SQUEEZE*
“Lisa!”
#BUMP#
“-ric-”
#RUMP#
“...lissssaaaa....”
+click+
“And in here we have our latest improvements to our sensory electroni-BOSHEMOI!!!!”
“LISA?!”
“...DAD....?!”
”HUNTER?!”
“CAPTAIN?!”
“WHAT ARE YOU DOING, YOUNG LADY?!”
”WHAT ARE -YOU- DOING ON THE SDF-1?! You -NEVER- visit the ship after it returns to Earth!!!”
“What do you mean?! I’m here to inspect the changes to the ship after your ORDEAL, and Henri was showing me around! I never expected to find THIS!”
“Lieutenant Hunter.....”
“I was -certain- we locked the door to this room. It’s like the least used room on the entire ship....”
“’Hunter’ is the name? Well, well, well, LIEUTENANT....”
“Donald, he’s one of my best pilots!”
“A FLYBOY, huh? I mighta known! Stand back, Henri, Lisa, I can take care of this on my own!”
“No, DAD! Don’t hurt him!”
“I don’t mean to hurt him, I mean to KILL him for touching my little girl!”
“Donald, let’s not let things get out of hand-”
“Look here, Admiral Hayes, I, Lisa, your daught-”
*KER-CHAK*
“....I never would have suspected you carried a shotgun under your uniform greatcoat, Donald.”
“It’s a father thing AND a family heirloom!”
“RUN, RICK, RUN!”
“THIS NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE!”
”YOU IMPREGNATE OTHER GIRLS, FLYBOY?! BECAUSE YOU AIN’T NEVER GOING TO DO SO AGAIN!”
Lisa: "Daddy never lets me have any fun..."
Minmei: "Muahahahahahahaha!! I get my man back!!"
taalismn wrote:"...and in other news aboard our battlefortress today, a press party for our very own Lynn Minmei was interrupted by a nude man being chased down the center boulevard of Macross City by another man with a shotgun. Witnesses report several shots were fired, though no casualties were reported. The streaker has been identified as Lieutenant Rick Hunter of Vermillion Squadron, while his attacker has been tentatively identified as Admiral Donald Hayes of the UEG High Military Command..."
*Click*
Hasselwood: "Minmei. there's no way in hell the public's going to go for you hooking up again with this guy, even if he IS your ex-boyfriend....your ratings will nosedive with the scandal...."
Minmei: *sigh* "Guess he's on his own, then..."
Roy Fokker: (seeing the same news report) "Dear god....that's one mistake I never made....getting caught with the admiral's daughter."
Donald Hayes: "I'M GOING TO FIND A HOLE SO DEEP FOR YOU THEY'RE GOING TO HAVE TO LOWER FOOD TO YOU IN PRESSURIZED CONTAINERS!!!! I'M GOING TO HAVE YOU EMASCULATED WITH BLUNT SCISSORS!!!! I'M GOING-"
Rick: (pant)(gasp)(pant) 'This is...like...the fifth...circuit...of the...ship! And...he..still...has...enough...breath...to keep...shouting?! What's....this...guy...made....of?!!!!"
Arnie100 wrote:Adm. Hayes: "Gotta love them bionics! I could do this whole day!"
Rick: "This is gonna suck..."
(Zentraedi flagship)
Breetai: (Viewimg imtercepted transmission) "Exedore, what is this? Some kind of human ritual?"
Exedore: "I'm not sure, MiLord, it's interesting whatever it is.:
taalismn wrote:Arnie100 wrote:Adm. Hayes: "Gotta love them bionics! I could do this whole day!"
Rick: "This is gonna suck...":
Damn hip and knee replacements!
Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
Posted: Sat Aug 31, 2013 8:54 pm
by SRoss
"
So Louie, what are you going to do with all these Shadow Drone AIs?"
"
Weeeellll..."
Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
Posted: Sat Aug 31, 2013 9:36 pm
by taalismn
SRoss wrote:"
So Louie, what are you going to do with all these Shadow Drone AIs?"
"
Weeeellll..."
'Be sure to program them NOT to take the phrase 'long bomb' literally..."
Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
Posted: Sun Sep 01, 2013 12:40 am
by Alpha 11
SRoss wrote:"
So Louie, what are you going to do with all these Shadow Drone AIs?"
"
Weeeellll..."
taalismn wrote:SRoss wrote:"
So Louie, what are you going to do with all these Shadow Drone AIs?"
"
Weeeellll..."
'Be sure to program them NOT to take the phrase 'long bomb' literally..."
Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
Posted: Mon Sep 02, 2013 6:28 pm
by Arnie100
SRoss wrote:"
So Louie, what are you going to do with all these Shadow Drone AIs?"
"
Weeeellll..."
Louie: "There's also.the Real Steel Wrestling company I was thinking about..."
Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
Posted: Mon Sep 02, 2013 7:54 pm
by taalismn
Arnie100 wrote:SRoss wrote:"
So Louie, what are you going to do with all these Shadow Drone AIs?"
"
Weeeellll..."
Louie: "There's also.the Real Steel Wrestling company I was thinking about..."
"See Mister Balboa; he's a boxing promoter. He might be of help."
Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
Posted: Mon Sep 02, 2013 9:04 pm
by Alpha 11
Arnie100 wrote:SRoss wrote:"
So Louie, what are you going to do with all these Shadow Drone AIs?"
"
Weeeellll..."
Louie: "There's also.the Real Steel Wrestling company I was thinking about..."
taalismn wrote:Arnie100 wrote:SRoss wrote:"
So Louie, what are you going to do with all these Shadow Drone AIs?"
"
Weeeellll..."
Louie: "There's also.the Real Steel Wrestling company I was thinking about..."
"See Mister Balboa; he's a boxing promoter. He might be of help."
Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
Posted: Tue Sep 03, 2013 7:24 pm
by taalismn
Veritech Designs That Failed to Make the Cut:
-Veritech Toilet Seat
-Veritech Surgical Gurney
-Veritech Garbage Can
-Veritech Doghouse
-Veritech Shower Stall
-Veritech Portapotty
-Veritech Pool Float
-Yugo Veritech
-Veritech Dance Stage
-Veritech Worm
Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
Posted: Tue Sep 03, 2013 9:48 pm
by Alpha 11
taalismn wrote:Veritech Designs That Failed to Make the Cut:
-Veritech Toilet Seat
-Veritech Surgical Gurney
-Veritech Garbage Can
-Veritech Doghouse
-Veritech Shower Stall
-Veritech Portapotty
-Veritech Pool Float
-Yugo Veritech
-Veritech Dance Stage
-Veritech Worm
Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
Posted: Wed Sep 04, 2013 9:28 pm
by Arnie100
taalismn wrote:Veritech Designs That Failed to Make the Cut:
-Veritech Toilet Seat
-Veritech Surgical Gurney
-Veritech Garbage Can
-Veritech Doghouse
-Veritech Shower Stall
-Veritech Portapotty
-Veritech Pool Float
-Yugo Veritech
-Veritech Dance Stage
-Veritech Worm
Capt. Grant: "What the -- Louie!! Get back to work!!!
Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
Posted: Wed Sep 04, 2013 10:14 pm
by SRoss
-Veritech Cola Machine
Oddly this one passed all the tests, but for some reason, everyone would designate it as a priority target.
Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
Posted: Wed Sep 04, 2013 10:18 pm
by Arnie100
SRoss wrote:-Veritech Cola Machine
Oddly this one passed all the tests, but for some reason, everyone would designate it as a priority target.
Is it Petit Cola, Proto-Cola or Slurm?
Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
Posted: Thu Sep 05, 2013 7:15 pm
by taalismn
Arnie100 wrote:SRoss wrote:-Veritech Cola Machine
Oddly this one passed all the tests, but for some reason, everyone would designate it as a priority target.
Is it Petit Cola, Proto-Cola or Slurm?
#"EX-TERMINATE!!! EX-TERMINATE!!!"#
"British off-brand, no?"
Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
Posted: Thu Sep 05, 2013 10:31 pm
by Alpha 11
Arnie100 wrote:taalismn wrote:Veritech Designs That Failed to Make the Cut:
-Veritech Toilet Seat
-Veritech Surgical Gurney
-Veritech Garbage Can
-Veritech Doghouse
-Veritech Shower Stall
-Veritech Portapotty
-Veritech Pool Float
-Yugo Veritech
-Veritech Dance Stage
-Veritech Worm
Capt. Grant: "What the -- Louie!! Get back to work!!!
SRoss wrote:-Veritech Cola Machine
Oddly this one passed all the tests, but for some reason, everyone would designate it as a priority target.
Arnie100 wrote:SRoss wrote:-Veritech Cola Machine
Oddly this one passed all the tests, but for some reason, everyone would designate it as a priority target.
Is it Petit Cola, Proto-Cola or Slurm?
taalismn wrote:Arnie100 wrote:SRoss wrote:-Veritech Cola Machine
Oddly this one passed all the tests, but for some reason, everyone would designate it as a priority target.
Is it Petit Cola, Proto-Cola or Slurm?
#"EX-TERMINATE!!! EX-TERMINATE!!!"#
"British off-brand, no?"
Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
Posted: Sat Sep 07, 2013 11:09 pm
by taalismn
(Minmei returns to the SDF-1 with Kyle)
Minmei: "Hey, everybody! Guess who I brought back!"
Kyle: "Hello, ever-"
#THUNK#VEEEEeerrrrrrrrrbbbbbbb
Kyle: (looking at cleaver stuck halfway in the wall next to his head)"...i guess father's still upset about me leaving college...?"
Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
Posted: Sun Sep 08, 2013 10:09 pm
by Alpha 11
Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
Posted: Sun Sep 08, 2013 11:09 pm
by taalismn
Aunt Lena: "Kyle, son, your father just needs a little time to accept your life style choices-"
Kyle: "Mom, I'm not gay, I'm politically and socially awake! I'm sick and tired of authority draining the blood out of the common people! I made a choice to stick it to the-"
**TANG**buuutttooonnnnnnggggggg
Aunt Lena: (looking at the wide-eyed Kyle staring at the meat tines quivering in the wall next to his nose) "Actually I'm referring to your decision to run up those large bills for 'extracurricular activities' and stick us with paying for them..."
Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
Posted: Mon Sep 09, 2013 1:10 pm
by taalismn
Aunt Lena: "Give your father time. He'll forgive you, being his son and all..."
(The counter screen next to them slides back)
Max: "I HAVE NO SON!"
(screen slides shut)
Aunt Lena: "...then again, he may be still upset that you ran off from your bar mitzvah to join the goyim."
Kyle: "That guy was going to cut me! DOWN THERE!"
Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
Posted: Mon Sep 09, 2013 9:27 pm
by Arnie100
taalismn wrote:Aunt Lena: "Give your father time. He'll forgive you, being his son and all..."
(The counter screen next to them slides back)
Max: "I HAVE NO SON!"
(screen slides shut)
Aunt Lena: "...then again, he may be still upset that you ran off from your bar mitzvah to join the goyim."
Kyle: "That guy was going to cut me! DOWN THERE!"
Kyle: "Any guy would run away from that!"
Aunt Lena: "C'mon; Kyle, it's alright...we understand your
alternative lifestyle..."
Kyle: "Mmmoommm..."
Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
Posted: Mon Sep 09, 2013 10:09 pm
by Alpha 11
taalismn wrote:Aunt Lena: "Kyle, son, your father just needs a little time to accept your life style choices-"
Kyle: "Mom, I;m not gay, I'm politically and socially awake! I'm sick and tired of authority draining the blood out of the common people! I made a choice to stick it to the-"
**TANG**buuutttooonnnnnnggggggg
Aunt Lena: (looking at the wide-eyed Kyle staring at the meat tines quivering in the wall next to his nose) "Actually Im referring to your decision to run up those large bills for 'extracurricular activities' and stick us with paying for them..."
taalismn wrote:Aunt Lena: "Give your father time. He'll forgive you, being his son and all..."
(The counter screen next to them slides back)
Max: "I HAVE NO SON!"
(screen slides shut)
Aunt Lena: "...then again, he may be still upset that you ran off from your bar mitzvah to join the goyim."
Kyle: "That guy was going to cut me! DOWN THERE!"
Arnie100 wrote:taalismn wrote:Aunt Lena: "Give your father time. He'll forgive you, being his son and all..."
(The counter screen next to them slides back)
Max: "I HAVE NO SON!"
(screen slides shut)
Aunt Lena: "...then again, he may be still upset that you ran off from your bar mitzvah to join the goyim."
Kyle: "That guy was going to cut me! DOWN THERE!"
Kyle: "Any guy would run away from that!"
Aunt Lena: "C'mon; Kyle, it's alright...we understand your
alternative lifestyle..."
Kyle: "Mmmoommm..."