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Tommy: "Ok Minmei! You win, I've got you a boyfriend."

Minmei: "REALLY!"

Barny: "I love you, you love me!"

Minmei: (Running towards the Fourth Wall, gun blazing) "TTTTOOOOOOMMMMMYYYYY!!!"

Tommy: "Gotta...reach...the...(Foot suddenly appears and trips Tommy)...Oh, c**p..."
Arnie100: "So...where's our books?"
SRoss: "She's coming this way..."

Arnie100 wrote:Tommy: "Gotta...reach...the...(Foot suddenly appears and trips Tommy)...Oh, c**p..."
Arnie100: "So...where's our books?"
SRoss: "She's coming this way..."

SRoss: "And where is the Shadow Chronicles series? No answer ... OK ... (Putting in earplugs) HEY TAALISMN! TELL MINMEI TOMMY WANTS TO HEAR HER RAP DEMO!!!"

Tommy: "NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOO!!!!!"

"Minmei, betcha can't rhyme 'protoculture' and 'print date' in rap."
"Challenge accepted!"

SRoss wrote:Tommy: "Ok Minmei! You win, I've got you a boyfriend."

Minmei: "REALLY!"

Barny: "I love you, you love me!"

Minmei: (Running towards the Fourth Wall, gun blazing) "TTTTOOOOOOMMMMMYYYYY!!!"

Arnie100 wrote:Tommy: "Gotta...reach...the...(Foot suddenly appears and trips Tommy)...Oh, c**p..."
Arnie100: "So...where's our books?"
SRoss: "She's coming this way..."

SRoss wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:Tommy: "Gotta...reach...the...(Foot suddenly appears and trips Tommy)...Oh, c**p..."
Arnie100: "So...where's our books?"
SRoss: "She's coming this way..."

SRoss: "And where is the Shadow Chronicles series? No answer ... OK ... (Putting in earplugs) HEY TAALISMN! TELL MINMEI TOMMY WANTS TO HEAR HER RAP DEMO!!!"

Tommy: "NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOO!!!!!"

taalismn wrote:"Minmei, betcha can't rhyme 'protoculture' and 'print date' in rap."
"Challenge accepted!"

Mimmei: "I resolve in this coming New Year to finally get a proper boyfriend! Not Kyle, not Khyron, not Edwards, not Rem or a Zor knockoff...None of those guys behind the Fourth Wall either...please, I want a boyfriend with a pulse and who isn't a couch potato or a fanon nerd. Even if I have to have the guy MANUFACTURED to spec. Bold new world, bold new year. Happy New Year everybody!"

taalismn wrote:Mimmei: "I resolve in this coming New Year to finally get a proper boyfriend! Not Kyle, not Khyron, not Edwards, not Rem or a Zor knockoff...None of those guys behind the Fourth Wall either...please, I want a boyfriend with a pulse and who isn't a couch potato or a fanon nerd. Even if I have to have the guy MANUFACTURED to spec. Bold new world, bold new year. Happy New Year everybody!"

*Ben Dixon arrives with a bundle of flowers..*

glitterboy2098 wrote:

taalismn wrote:Mimmei: "I resolve in this coming New Year to finally get a proper boyfriend! Not Kyle, not Khyron, not Edwards, not Rem or a Zor knockoff...None of those guys behind the Fourth Wall either...please, I want a boyfriend with a pulse and who isn't a couch potato or a fanon nerd. Even if I have to have the guy MANUFACTURED to spec. Bold new world, bold new year. Happy New Year everybody!"

*Ben Dixon arrives with a bundle of flowers..*

Minmei's secretary:(looking at the smoking hole in the lawn and the flowers still raining down)"I don't recall you having landmines installed..."
Minmei: "Had them put in to defeat the paparazzi. They have other uses too."

Minmei: "D@mn...a New Year and I still ain't got no boyfriend...I'm still singing the same bloody songs...(kicks Dixon lying in on the ground)"
Dixon: "Some medical attention, please!"
Minmei: "Shut up and let me take out my sorrows on someone!"

Arnie100 wrote:Minmei: "D@mn...a New Year and I still ain't got no boyfriend...I'm still singing the same bloody songs...(kicks Dixon lying in on the ground)"
Dixon: "Some medical attention, please!"
Minmei: "Shut up and let me take out my sorrows on someone!"

Minmei: "I'm told pain supposedly helps creativity."
BenL "Yes, YOUR OWN. Now please remove your boot from my broken ribs?"

taalismn wrote:Mimmei: "I resolve in this coming New Year to finally get a proper boyfriend! Not Kyle, not Khyron, not Edwards, not Rem or a Zor knockoff...None of those guys behind the Fourth Wall either...please, I want a boyfriend with a pulse and who isn't a couch potato or a fanon nerd. Even if I have to have the guy MANUFACTURED to spec. Bold new world, bold new year. Happy New Year everybody!"

glitterboy2098 wrote:

taalismn wrote:Mimmei: "I resolve in this coming New Year to finally get a proper boyfriend! Not Kyle, not Khyron, not Edwards, not Rem or a Zor knockoff...None of those guys behind the Fourth Wall either...please, I want a boyfriend with a pulse and who isn't a couch potato or a fanon nerd. Even if I have to have the guy MANUFACTURED to spec. Bold new world, bold new year. Happy New Year everybody!"

*Ben Dixon arrives with a bundle of flowers..*

You know, after everyone she listed, he might be a step up for her.

taalismn wrote:

glitterboy2098 wrote:

taalismn wrote:Mimmei: "I resolve in this coming New Year to finally get a proper boyfriend! Not Kyle, not Khyron, not Edwards, not Rem or a Zor knockoff...None of those guys behind the Fourth Wall either...please, I want a boyfriend with a pulse and who isn't a couch potato or a fanon nerd. Even if I have to have the guy MANUFACTURED to spec. Bold new world, bold new year. Happy New Year everybody!"

*Ben Dixon arrives with a bundle of flowers..*

Minmei's secretary:(looking at the smoking hole in the lawn and the flowers still raining down)"I don't recall you having landmines installed..."
Minmei: "Had them put in to defeat the paparazzi. They have other uses too."

Poor Ben.

Arnie100 wrote:Minmei: "D@mn...a New Year and I still ain't got no boyfriend...I'm still singing the same bloody songs...(kicks Dixon lying in on the ground)"
Dixon: "Some medical attention, please!"
Minmei: "Shut up and let me take out my sorrows on someone!"

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:Minmei: "D@mn...a New Year and I still ain't got no boyfriend...I'm still singing the same bloody songs...(kicks Dixon lying in on the ground)"
Dixon: "Some medical attention, please!"
Minmei: "Shut up and let me take out my sorrows on someone!"

Minmei: "I'm told pain supposedly helps creativity."
BenL "Yes, YOUR OWN. Now please remove your boot from my broken ribs?"

Dispatch: "We're getting reports of an explosion..."
EMT #1: "What was that, Dispatch? It's WHERE?!"
EMT #2: "Where we goin'?"
EMT #1: "Miss Mi --"
EMT #2: "Dispatch, uhmm, we're losing your signal...could you repeat that? Negative, Dispatch...we're nowhere near that location!"

Ben: "Why are you still standing on me, Miss Minmei?"
Minmei: "Because I suddenly realized, after I got out here, that I forgot how the minefield pattern was laid out."
Ben: "...but you can get somebody to deactivate it, or plot a safe path to get us out, right?"
Minmei: "I laid out the pattern, and I didn't write it down."
Ben:"...gonna be a long night, isn't it?"

Arnie100 wrote:Dispatch: "We're getting reports of an explosion..."
EMT #1: "What was that, Dispatch? It's WHERE?!"
EMT #2: "Where we goin'?"
EMT #1: "Miss Mi --"
EMT #2: "Dispatch, uhmm, we're losing your signal...could you repeat that? Negative, Dispatch...we're nowhere near that location!"

taalismn wrote:Ben: "Why are you still standing on me, Miss Minmei?"
Minmei: "Because I suddenly realized, after I got out here, that I forgot how the minefield pattern was laid out."
Ben: "...but you can get somebody to deactivate it, or plot a safe path to get us out, right?"
Minmei: "I laid out the pattern, and I didn't write it down."
Ben:"...gonna be a long night, isn't it?"

taalismn wrote:Ben: "Why are you still standing on me, Miss Minmei?"
Minmei: "Because I suddenly realized, after I got out here, that I forgot how the minefield pattern was laid out."
Ben: "...but you can get somebody to deactivate it, or plot a safe path to get us out, right?"
Minmei: "I laid out the pattern, and I didn't write it down."
Ben: "...gonna be a long night, isn't it?"

Minmei takes out her phone...

Minmei: "Edwards! Come quickly! I MUST have you now!"

A jeep comes to a screeching halt in front of Minmei's house.

Edwards: "MINMEI! I knew you'd see the light."

Rushes forward chain detonating several mines before landing on a nearby roof...

Minmei: "Hmm ... Nearly clear to the road." (Dials a new number) "Oh Kyle! Hurry! Edwards attacked me in my home!!!"

Minmei's Rules to Live By:

"Always have a large number of despicable, obsessed, and ultimately disposable fans you can call upon for dirty and fatal work."

Edwards: "She..aggghh...put...gasp...mines in her front lawn..."
Kyle: "No...really?"
Ben: "I could've told you -- " (Gets a kick in the ribs)

Minmei's Rules to Live By:

"Forgive your enemies, AFTER you've accomplished your vengeance."
"Always keep spare change for payback."
"Smile, regardless of how you really feel inside. You will either feel happier or you will drive your detractors, critics, and tormentors insane trying to figure out what you're smiling about."
"Make friends with the quartermasters. You never know when you may need access to guns, explosives, or an industrial meat grinder."
"Remain on good terms with your ex-boyfriends' new significant others. You never know when you might need a friend, but it's also fun to watch both of them squirm whenever you're around."
"Always assume that that Lisa Hayes-Hunter has at least a dozen ninja you cannot see watching you."
"Learn how to throw every knife in your kitchen."
"Aim for center of mass. Aim for the head only if you're two arm lengths or less away and CANNOT miss."
"Don't keep trophies of your kills."

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:Ben: "Why are you still standing on me, Miss Minmei?"
Minmei: "Because I suddenly realized, after I got out here, that I forgot how the minefield pattern was laid out."
Ben: "...but you can get somebody to deactivate it, or plot a safe path to get us out, right?"
Minmei: "I laid out the pattern, and I didn't write it down."
Ben: "...gonna be a long night, isn't it?"

Minmei takes out her phone...

Minmei: "Edwards! Come quickly! I MUST have you now!"

A jeep comes to a screeching halt in front of Minmei's house.

Edwards: "MINMEI! I knew you'd see the light."

Rushes forward chain detonating several mines before landing on a nearby roof...

Minmei: "Hmm ... Nearly clear to the road." (Dials a new number) "Oh Kyle! Hurry! Edwards attacked me in my home!!!"

taalismn wrote:Minmei's Rules to Live By:

"Always have a large number of despicable, obsessed, and ultimately disposable fans you can call upon for dirty and fatal work."

Arnie100 wrote:Edwards: "She..aggghh...put...gasp...mines in her front lawn..."
Kyle: "No...really?"
Ben: "I could've told you -- " (Gets a kick in the ribs)

taalismn wrote:Minmei's Rules to Live By:

"Forgive your enemies, AFTER you've accomplished your vengeance."
"Always keep spare change for payback."
"Smile, regardless of how you really feel inside. You will either feel happier or you will drive your detractors, critics, and tormentors insane trying to figure out what you're smiling about."
"Make friends with the quartermasters. You never know when you may need access to guns, explosives, or an industrial meat grinder."
"Remain on good terms with your ex-boyfriends' new significant others. You never know when you might need a friend, but it's also fun to watch both of them squirm whenever you're around."
"Always assume that that Lisa Hayes-Hunter has at least a dozen ninja you cannot see watching you."
"Learn how to throw every knife in your kitchen."
"Aim for center of mass. Aim for the head only if you're two arm lengths or less away and CANNOT miss."
"Don't keep trophies of your kills."

Minmei's Rules to Live By:

"Also being on good terms with Lisa Hayes-Hunter allows you to deal with certain mutual enemies without being discovered."
"Being on good terms with the Hunters also allows you access to weapons of mass destruction."
"Have your own ninjas on speed-dial."
"Be friendly with the GMP. They can provide you with information, help you destroy evidence and so on."
"Always have incriminating evidence of yiur enemies so you can compel thrm to do gour bidding. "
"Become the new Dark Lord of the Sith."

Arnie100 wrote:Minmei's Rules to Live By:

"Also being on good terms with Lisa Hayes-Hunter allows you to deal with certain mutual enemies without being discovered."
"Being on good terms with the Hunters also allows you access to weapons of mass destruction."
"Have your own ninjas on speed-dial."
"Be friendly with the GMP. They can provide you with information, help you destroy evidence and so on."
"Always have incriminating evidence of yiur enemies so you can compel thrm to do gour bidding. "
"Become the new Dark Lord of the Sith."

I could see her trying for the last one.

Minmei's Rules to Live By:

"Don't &!$$ off Annie."
"Don't wear anything 'cute' around Annie."
"Avoid being in the same universe as Annie."

Minmei's Rules to Live By:

"Don't &!$$ off Sammy. She's far more dangerous then she looks."

Minmei's Rules to Live By:

"Ditto for Musica, though it pays to ask her for dating advice and culling the herds of unsuitable suitors."

taalismn wrote:Minmei's Rules to Live By:

"Don't &!$$ off Annie."
"Don't wear anything 'cute' around Annie."
"Avoid being in the same universe as Annie."

SRoss wrote:Minmei's Rules to Live By:

"Don't &!$$ off Sammy. She's far more dangerous then she looks."

taalismn wrote:Minmei's Rules to Live By:

"Ditto for Musica, though it pays to ask her for dating advice and culling the herds of unsuitable suitors."

Minmei's Rules To Live By:

"Always have video of your enemies. Makes it easier for them to do your bidding."
"Always have someone to practice Dark Side techniques on. This Force Lightning thing's pretty cool! (Edwards screaming in the background)The Mind Trick's fun, too!"
"As a Dark Lord, make sure you find a suitable apprentice! Welcome, Annie! Ready to begin your training?"

Arnie100 wrote:Minmei's Rules To Live By:

"Always have video of your enemies. Makes it easier for them to do your bidding."
"Always have someone to practice Dark Side techniques on. This Force Lightning thing's pretty cool! (Edwards screaming in the background)The Mind Trick's fun, too!"
"As a Dark Lord, make sure you find a suitable apprentice! Welcome, Annie! Ready to begin your training?"

SRoss: "She does know that Sith apprentices graduate by killing their Masters, right?"

Lisa: "Shhhhh..."

Minmei's Rules to Live By:

"Make sure your concert stage laser display has a complete field of fire AROUND the stage, and has killing power capability."
"A good indicator of good sound amplification is the inability to make out ANYTHING that is being said over them."

Arnie100 wrote:Minmei's Rules To Live By:

"Always have video of your enemies. Makes it easier for them to do your bidding."
"Always have someone to practice Dark Side techniques on. This Force Lightning thing's pretty cool! (Edwards screaming in the background)The Mind Trick's fun, too!"
"As a Dark Lord, make sure you find a suitable apprentice! Welcome, Annie! Ready to begin your training?"

Wouldn't it be the other way around?

SRoss wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:Minmei's Rules To Live By:

"Always have video of your enemies. Makes it easier for them to do your bidding."
"Always have someone to practice Dark Side techniques on. This Force Lightning thing's pretty cool! (Edwards screaming in the background)The Mind Trick's fun, too!"
"As a Dark Lord, make sure you find a suitable apprentice! Welcome, Annie! Ready to begin your training?"

SRoss: "She does know that Sith apprentices graduate by killing their Masters, right?"

Lisa: "Shhhhh..."

taalismn wrote:Minmei's Rules to Live By:

"Make sure your concert stage laser display has a complete field of fire AROUND the stage, and has killing power capability."
"A good indicator of good sound amplification is the inability to make out ANYTHING that is being said over them."

Minmei's Rules to Live By:


"Don't use napalm for your stage pyrotechnics."
"If you MUST use napalm for your stage pyrotechnics, use a fireproof hair spray."
"Also, is you must use napalm, assign your micromanaging cousin-slash-manager to personally check the set-up."
(Kyle runs by on fire, "WATERDOESN'TPUTITOUT!!!A AAAAIIIEEEE!!!!!")

taalismn wrote:Minmei's Rules to Live By:


"Don't use napalm for your stage pyrotechnics."
"If you MUST use napalm for your stage pyrotechnics, use a fireproof hair spray."
"Also, is you must use napalm, assign your micromanaging cousin-slash-manager to personally check the set-up."
(Kyle runs by on fire, "WATERDOESN'TPUTITOUT!!!A AAAAIIIEEEE!!!!!")

Minmei's Rules to Live By:

"Always accept invitations to go cruising with Henri Gloval...You may not know whose bed you're going to wake up in the next day, what you were drinking the night before, or where you currently are...but his parties are ALWAYS interesting."

taalismn wrote:Mimmei: "I resolve in this coming New Year to finally get a proper boyfriend! Not Kyle, not Khyron, not Edwards, not Rem or a Zor knockoff...None of those guys behind the Fourth Wall either...please, I want a boyfriend with a pulse and who isn't a couch potato or a fanon nerd. Even if I have to have the guy MANUFACTURED to spec. Bold new world, bold new year. Happy New Year everybody!"

Minmei's new secretary from the temp service looks up from the computer.

Lisbeth Salander: "Perhaps it's not a man you need..."

Minmei's Rules to Live By:

"Hot lesbian sex with Azonia---kills Kyle and Khyron EVERY time."

taalismn wrote:Minmei's Rules to Live By:

"Hot lesbian sex with Azonia---kills Kyle and Khyron EVERY time."

"Boshi Moi!!!"

Minmei's Rules to Live By:

"Bisexuality."

taalismn wrote:Minmei's Rules to Live By:

"Always accept invitations to go cruising with Henri Glova...You may not know whose bed you're going to wake up in the next day, what you were drinking the night before, or where you currently are...but his parties are ALWAYS interesting."

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:Mimmei: "I resolve in this coming New Year to finally get a proper boyfriend! Not Kyle, not Khyron, not Edwards, not Rem or a Zor knockoff...None of those guys behind the Fourth Wall either...please, I want a boyfriend with a pulse and who isn't a couch potato or a fanon nerd. Even if I have to have the guy MANUFACTURED to spec. Bold new world, bold new year. Happy New Year everybody!"

Minmei's new secretary from the temp service looks up from the computer.

Lisbeth Salander: "Perhaps it's not a man you need..."

taalismn wrote:Minmei's Rules to Live By:

"Hot lesbian sex with Azonia---kills Kyle and Khyron EVERY time."

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:Minmei's Rules to Live By:

"Hot lesbian sex with Azonia---kills Kyle and Khyron EVERY time."

"Boshi Moi!!!"

taalismn wrote:Minmei's Rules to Live By:

"Bisexuality."

taalismn wrote:Minmei's Rules to Live By:

"Bisexuality."

Azonia: "Hey Grell! These Minmei dolls really DO squeal when you squeeze them." (Does her Onnatop imitation on Minmei)

Fourth Wall Gang:

Minmei:(subtitled) <<"Bring it on, witch! Your Iron Thighs technique is no match for my Steel and Deep Throat techniques!">>

taalismn wrote:Minmei:(subtitled) <<"Bring it on, witch! Your Iron Thighs technique is no match for my Steel and Deep Throat techniques!">>

Arnie100: (Breaks out popcorn, beer and some chairs) ""This'll be a good show..."

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:Minmei's Rules to Live By:

"Bisexuality."

Azonia: "Hey Grell! These Minmei dolls really DO squeal when you squeeze them." (Does her Onnatop imitation on Minmei)

Fourth Wall Gang:

taalismn wrote:Minmei:(subtitled) <<"Bring it on, witch! Your Iron Thighs technique is no match for my Steel and Deep Throat techniques!">>

Arnie100 wrote:

taalismn wrote:Minmei:(subtitled) <<"Bring it on, witch! Your Iron Thighs technique is no match for my Steel and Deep Throat techniques!">>

Arnie100: (Breaks out popcorn, beer and some chairs) ""This'll be a good show..."

SRoss: "Better put on some appropriate music."

Kyle: "Berry White?"

SRoss: "Nope!"

Music

Miley Cyrus: "HEY! -I'm- supposed to be the one who blows away her formerly squeaky clean image! Why's little Miss Macross Idol getting all the attention?!"
Claudia: "Because when you broke image, you just went stupid, but Minmei went EVIL."

taalismn wrote:Miley Cyrus: "HEY! -I'm- supposed to be the one who blows away her formerly squeaky clean image! Why's little Miss Macross Idol getting all the attention?!"
Claudia: "Because when you broke image, you just went stupid, but Minmei went EVIL."

Minmei: (shouting from where she's got Azonia...*ahem*...screaming) "AND EVIL IS ITS OWN REWARD!"
T.R. Edwards: "...but I did that and everybody HATES me..."
Vince Grant: "That's because you were evil to the wrong people, which comes under 'Stupid Evil', not 'Charismatic Evil' or 'Stylish Evil. Neither of which you'll EVER be."
(Char Aznable, Desslock, Roy Batty, Jean Baptist Emmanuel Zorg and Darth Vader all raise their beers; 'Hear, hear!")
Vince Grant: "Now, Edwards, bend over. It's time for List #85374."
T.R. Edwards: "Wait...what's 8-5-3-7-4?!"
Vince Grant: "Choked to death with Miley Cyrus's foam finger."
T.R. Edwards: "...I'm sorry I asked..."

Arnie100: (Barely holding beer) "Eeeeewwww..."

Jean Grant: "VINCE! HOW COULD YOU?!"
Vince Grant: "Jean! Ah...I..."
T.R. Edwards: "At last, a voice of reason! A voice of compassion!"
Jean Grant: "You're supposed to soak it in gasoline then light it on fire when stuffing it in!"
T.R. Edwards:"...booooooooo...."

SRoss wrote:SRoss: "Better put on some appropriate music."

Kyle: "Berry White?"

SRoss: "Nope!"

Music

taalismn wrote:Miley Cyrus: "HEY! -I'm- supposed to be the one who blows away her formerly squeaky clean image! Why's little Miss Macross Idol getting all the attention?!"
Claudia: "Because when you broke image, you just went stupid, but Minmei went EVIL."

taalismn wrote:Minmei: (shouting from where she's got Azonia...*ahem*...screaming) "AND EVIL IS ITS OWN REWARD!"
T.R. Edwards: "...but I did that and everybody HATES me..."
Vince Grant: "That's because you were evil to the wrong people, which comes under 'Stupid Evil', not 'Charismatic Evil' or 'Stylish Evil. Neither of which you'll EVER be."
(Char Aznable, Desslock, Roy Batty, Jean Baptist Emmanuel Zorg and Darth Vader all raise their beers; 'Hear, hear!")
Vince Grant: "Now, Edwards, bend over. It's time for List #85374."
T.R. Edwards: "Wait...what's 8-5-3-7-4?!"
Vince Grant: "Choked to death with Miley Cyrus's foam finger."
T.R. Edwards: "...I'm sorry I asked..."

Arnie100 wrote:Arnie100: (Barely holding beer) "Eeeeewwww..."

taalismn wrote:Jean Grant: "VINCE! HOW COULD YOU?!"
Vince Grant: "Jean! Ah...I..."
T.R. Edwards: "At last, a voice of reason! A voice of compassion!"
Jean Grant: "You're supposed to soak it in gasoline then light it on fire when stuffing it in!"
T.R. Edwards:"...booooooooo...."