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taalismn wrote:Jean Grant: "VINCE! HOW COULD YOU?!"
Vince Grant: "Jean! Ah...I..."
T.R. Edwards: "At last, a voice of reason! A voice of compassion!"
Jean Grant: "You're supposed to soak it in gasoline then light it on fire when stuffing it in!"
T.R. Edwards:"...booooooooo...."

Arnie100 wrote:

taalismn wrote:Jean Grant: "VINCE! HOW COULD YOU?!"
Vince Grant: "Jean! Ah...I..."
T.R. Edwards: "At last, a voice of reason! A voice of compassion!"
Jean Grant: "You're supposed to soak it in gasoline then light it on fire when stuffing it in!"
T.R. Edwards:"...booooooooo...."

Jean: "And don't forget to add the illudium Q-36 explosive space modulator!
T.R. Edwards: "Oh...no..."

(Meanwhile...)

Marvin the Martian: "My kaboom?! There was supposed to be an earth-shattering kaboom!"

taalismn wrote:Kyle: "Because, Edwards, we ALL know you're so full of it that it takes a Weapon of Planetary Destruction to loosen your bowels enough for you to simply pass gas!"
Edwards: "Well ain't you the witty onOOOOOHHHWWW!!!!"

Arnie100 wrote:Marvin the Martian: "Oh goody! My space modulator! Wait, that wasn't a kaboom...that was...DISGUSTING!!!"
Fourth Wall.Gang: "Jeez...holy s**t... "

taalismn wrote:Khyron: "Hello, viewing audience! You know me better as 'Khyron the Backstabber' and a regular feature of the 'Bloopers'. Indeed, judging from the fanmail and e-mailed suggestions, I'm one of the more popular characters, thank you. Yet attentive viewers will notice that my Actors' Bio profile describes me, in the words of several cast-mates and at least one producer, as 'a very nice and charitable fellow'. Those who have picked up on this have repeatedly asked me 'how can you be such a nice guy when you're constantly being beaten up on and belittled as the butt of most of the humiliating action? Wouldn't that tax even a saintly disposition?'. Well, thank you for the compliments and the concern, but don't worry about me and any strain you might imagine the 'Bloopers' put me under.
The truth is, we use STUNT DOUBLES.
Yes, I don't do most of my own stunts; they're just too dangerous. I instead leave it to the professionals. Sammie Porter is, in fact, my stunt coordinator. She takes care of the stunt work; that's part of the reason we're always meeting."
Sammie: "Hi!"
Khyron: "The other reason is because she's my wife of seventeen years. Our daughter is also in acting; you may know her better as 'Rei Ayanami' in 'Neon Genesis Evangelion'. Yes, that hair color IS natural."
Sammie: "We're so proud of our little girl!"
Khyron: " And Minmei is , in fact, my former voice coach. She taught me how to properly laugh maniacally. I rather consider Zor to be my nephew, Minmei and me have gotten that close over the years. So, anyway, back to stunt doubles. When the script calls for me to, say, be set on fire, Sammie arranges for the scene to be set up and the stunt team engaged."
Sammie: (pulls out cell phone) "Light him up!"
T.R. Edwards: "WhaYAAAOOOHHHFIREFIREHOTFIREAAAIIIEEEEEEE!!!!!"
Khyron: "The same is true for Lynn Kyle, who's too busy studying for the seminary or dealing with his parents' disagreement with him joining the Catholic clergy to do tedious stunt work."
Kyle: (on his own cell phone)"No, Dad, I will NOT re-consider and go to Jerusalum for study! I've already accepted a scholarship to study in Rome!"
Khyron: "So whenever you see him being blown up..."
T.R. Edwards: "Say, what's that smell? Smells like ga#BOOM#
Khyron: "- it is, in fact, a stunt double. So don't worry, folks, your favorite characters are, in fact, not in any danger of abuse fatigue, burn-out, or burn-up, thanks to our professional special effects team and our stunt double. Until next time, and keep your questions coming! Good viewing!"
Rand: "Wait, we get STUNT DOUBLES?!"

taalismn wrote:Khyron: "Hello, viewing audience! You know me better as 'Khyron the Backstabber' and a regular feature of the 'Bloopers'. Indeed, judging from the fanmail and e-mailed suggestions, I'm one of the more popular characters, thank you. Yet attentive viewers will notice that my Actors' Bio profile describes me, in the words of several cast-mates and at least one producer, as 'a very nice and charitable fellow'. Those who have picked up on this have repeatedly asked me 'how can you be such a nice guy when you're constantly being beaten up on and belittled as the butt of most of the humiliating action? Wouldn't that tax even a saintly disposition?'. Well, thank you for the compliments and the concern, but don't worry about me and any strain you might imagine the 'Bloopers' put me under.
The truth is, we use STUNT DOUBLES.
Yes, I don't do most of my own stunts; they're just too dangerous. I instead leave it to the professionals. Sammie Porter is, in fact, my stunt coordinator. She takes care of the stunt work; that's part of the reason we're always meeting."
Sammie: "Hi!"
Khyron: "The other reason is because she's my wife of seventeen years. Our daughter is also in acting; you may know her better as 'Rei Ayanami' in 'Neon Genesis Evangelion'. Yes, that hair color IS natural."
Sammie: "We're so proud of our little girl!"
Khyron: " And Minmei is , in fact, my former voice coach. She taught me how to properly laugh maniacally. I rather consider Zor to be my nephew, Minmei and me have gotten that close over the years. So, anyway, back to stunt doubles. When the script calls for me to, say, be set on fire, Sammie arranges for the scene to be set up and the stunt team engaged."
Sammie: (pulls out cell phone) "Light him up!"
T.R. Edwards: "WhaYAAAOOOHHHFIREFIREHOTFIREAAAIIIEEEEEEE!!!!!"
Khyron: "The same is true for Lynn Kyle, who's too busy studying for the seminary or dealing with his parents' disagreement with him joining the Catholic clergy to do tedious stunt work."
Kyle: (on his own cell phone)"No, Dad, I will NOT re-consider and go to Jerusalum for study! I've already accepted a scholarship to study in Rome!"
Khyron: "So whenever you see him being blown up..."
T.R. Edwards: "Say, what's that smell? Smells like ga#BOOM#
Khyron: "- it is, in fact, a stunt double. So don't worry, folks, your favorite characters are, in fact, not in any danger of abuse fatigue, burn-out, or burn-up, thanks to our professional special effects team and our stunt double. Until next time, and keep your questions coming! Good viewing!"
Rand: "Wait, we get STUNT DOUBLES?!"

SRoss wrote:Rei: "Don't worry mom. I've got Mr. Lunk covered!"

Shinji: (Waking up) "Wha ... Where am I?"

Arnie100 wrote:The Regess: "No wonder my children are so messed up."

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:The Regess: "No wonder my children are so messed up."

Corg was too much like his daddy....

taalismn wrote:Sammie: "I'm sorry, Rand, you can't apply for a stunt double."
Rand: "And WHY NOT?!"
Sammie: "I'm afraid Mister Edwards is booked solid. There's just no room in the schedule for you."
(Cut to, set of 'Robotech Vs The Transformers', where we see OPTIMUS PRIME lining up to punch out a Glaug...actually a prop...for the 'Backstabber Death Scene'
Optimus: "THIS ENDS NOW YOU MADMAN!!!!"
Edwards: "Urg...what the...this isn't my bunk! What the hell am I doing in a cockpi-"
<<OPTIMUS PUNCH>>
-as the pyrotechnics in the Glaug go off, vaporizing it)
Rand: "Ah pits!"
"Pardon me, I couldn't help but overhear your problem, young man. I understand you are looking for somebody to fill in for you on dangerous, potentially fatal, stunts?"
Rand: "Yeah, but I can't get one..."
"I believe I can help you. Let me make a quick call(low whispering, muttering_...Ah-ha! Sammie? A word with you? (more whispering, muttering, Sammie speaking up, "yes, that will work!', 'good, we have a deal?'^shake^) Ah, Mister Rand, it is done. Simply tell Sammie here when you need a stunt double for your scenes and she';; arrange it."
Rand: "I do?! You did?! That's GREAT! Ah, sorry, I didn't catch your name...?"
"Grant, Musica Grant."

Karno: "So all I have to do to get out of the courtship arrangement to Musica is ride this micronian vehicle...this mow-toe-sigh-kull---across this narrow bridge?"
Technician: "It's a fallen tree. Yes, you drive it across this deep chasm."
Karno: "I dunno....it looks awfully narrow...and that fall looks awfully HIGH...."
Technician: "Don't worry about it. Just keep going straight. We'll take care of the rest."
Director: "Okay, RAND'S NEAR CERTAIN DEATH PLUNGE, TAKE -ONE- and..>AXTION!"(clap!)
Karno: "Wait! Don't we practice this fir-AGH! INVID!"
ZZZOOOOMMMMM
Karno: "AGH!! WAIT! STOP!(Invid start shooting at him) NO! FASTER! NO! STOP!"
(charge blows up the tree-bridge, sending Karno flying off into space-)
Karno: "AAAAUUUUUGGHGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Rand: "So, I do a bellyflop into a water tank in front of a blue screen for my miraculous survival?"
Technician: "That's the plan!"
(meanwhile, a flaming Karno falls several stories to a bare rock landing behind them-splat!)

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:Khyron: "Hello, viewing audience! You know me better as 'Khyron the Backstabber' and a regular feature of the 'Bloopers'. Indeed, judging from the fanmail and e-mailed suggestions, I'm one of the more popular characters, thank you. Yet attentive viewers will notice that my Actors' Bio profile describes me, in the words of several cast-mates and at least one producer, as 'a very nice and charitable fellow'. Those who have picked up on this have repeatedly asked me 'how can you be such a nice guy when you're constantly being beaten up on and belittled as the butt of most of the humiliating action? Wouldn't that tax even a saintly disposition?'. Well, thank you for the compliments and the concern, but don't worry about me and any strain you might imagine the 'Bloopers' put me under.
The truth is, we use STUNT DOUBLES.
Yes, I don't do most of my own stunts; they're just too dangerous. I instead leave it to the professionals. Sammie Porter is, in fact, my stunt coordinator. She takes care of the stunt work; that's part of the reason we're always meeting."
Sammie: "Hi!"
Khyron: "The other reason is because she's my wife of seventeen years. Our daughter is also in acting; you may know her better as 'Rei Ayanami' in 'Neon Genesis Evangelion'. Yes, that hair color IS natural."
Sammie: "We're so proud of our little girl!"
Khyron: " And Minmei is , in fact, my former voice coach. She taught me how to properly laugh maniacally. I rather consider Zor to be my nephew, Minmei and me have gotten that close over the years. So, anyway, back to stunt doubles. When the script calls for me to, say, be set on fire, Sammie arranges for the scene to be set up and the stunt team engaged."
Sammie: (pulls out cell phone) "Light him up!"
T.R. Edwards: "WhaYAAAOOOHHHFIREFIREHOTFIREAAAIIIEEEEEEE!!!!!"
Khyron: "The same is true for Lynn Kyle, who's too busy studying for the seminary or dealing with his parents' disagreement with him joining the Catholic clergy to do tedious stunt work."
Kyle: (on his own cell phone)"No, Dad, I will NOT re-consider and go to Jerusalum for study! I've already accepted a scholarship to study in Rome!"
Khyron: "So whenever you see him being blown up..."
T.R. Edwards: "Say, what's that smell? Smells like ga#BOOM#
Khyron: "- it is, in fact, a stunt double. So don't worry, folks, your favorite characters are, in fact, not in any danger of abuse fatigue, burn-out, or burn-up, thanks to our professional special effects team and our stunt double. Until next time, and keep your questions coming! Good viewing!"
Rand: "Wait, we get STUNT DOUBLES?!"

Lisa quietly passes Sammie a twenty...

SRoss wrote:Lunk: "Please, for God's sake, I need some rest! Can I have a stunt double too?"

Karno: "Wait ... This isn't my bedroo... AH! INVID!!!"

Invid Princesses: "YOU'RE NOT LUNKY POO!!!"

Karno finds himself teleported into a volcano.

taalismn wrote:Karno is so completely lacking in endurance he wouldn't be considered as a stand-on for ANY sort of sex scene.....

SRoss wrote:Rei: "Don't worry mom. I've got Mr. Lunk covered!"

Shinji: (Waking up) "Wha ... Where am I?"

SRoss wrote:Annie: (Looking at Sammie) "So let me get this strait ... Asuka is actually my mother!?!"

Sammie: "We both are dear. It's rather complicated."

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:Rei: "Don't worry mom. I've got Mr. Lunk covered!"

Shinji: (Waking up) "Wha ... Where am I?"

Ironic, since both Lunk and Shinji's mottos in-series can be summed up as 'mustn't run away!'.
Of course, current circumstances: "MUST RUN AWAY!"

Arnie100 wrote:The Regess: "No wonder my children are so messed up."

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:The Regess: "No wonder my children are so messed up."

Corg was too much like his daddy....

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:The Regess: "No wonder my children are so messed up."

Corg was too much like his daddy....

Meanwhile Magruder is curled up in a fetal ball at the back of the Regess's quarters rocking back and forth singing the lyrics to Hunting Girl over and over again.

taalismn wrote:Rand: "Hello, Sammie? I'm supposed to do a scene where I get surprised and face-grabbed by an angry squirrel, but I've got a cold and I don't feel up to working with animals. Can you-? You can? That's great! Thanks!"

"Chrrrrr? Chhhhuuurrrnnnchaahagruowwwrrrr-rrrruuu-reeerrrrrr. Chuc-chucchucachrrrrr. Chhhrrrrchhhuuunnnee?Chagga Chucachan!"

...and that was how Karno came to be faceraped by a rabid Pollinator....

Arnie100 wrote:Musicaa: "He was deserving of that. Thank you, Sammie!"
Sammie: "Any time!"

taalismn wrote:Sammie Porter; in anotehr universe she'd be Squirrel Girl.

SRoss wrote:Sheryl Nome: "Hi, I got this scene where I get blasted into space. I'm suffering a bad cold, can you do anything for me?"

Sammie: "No problem."

Minmie: "Whaa? How'd I get on this ship?"

Arnie100 wrote:Minmei: "Who's this Sheryl Nome?! What do you mean...she's a bigger star then I am?! Hey! She has more songs then I do! Wait...she has a boyfriend?!"

SRoss wrote:
"DON'T SHOOT! I'M A BLEEDER!!!"

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:
"DON'T SHOOT! I'M A BLEEDER!!!"

"DON'T SHOOT! I'M AN ORGAN DONOR!!!"

taalismn wrote:Robotech Battlecries That Don't Quite Make It:

"FOR MINMEI'S VIRGINITY!!!"

"LET'S ALL GET STONED!!!"

"FOR THE COSMIC WEED!!!"

"FOR CLEAN UNDERWEAR!!!"

"FOR LONGER PRODUCT RELEASE DELAYS!!!"

"FOR ICE MACHINES IN VERITECH COCKPITS!!!!"

"FOR FIELD MARSHAL LEONARD'S TOUPEE!!!"

"LET'S ALL DIE HORRIBLY!!!"

"GO VOLTRON CROSSOVER TIME!!!!"

SRoss wrote:Robotech Battlecries That Don't Quite Make It:

"DON'T SHOOT! I'M A BLEEDER!!!"

"REDSHIRTS RULE!!!"

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:
"DON'T SHOOT! I'M A BLEEDER!!!"

"DON'T SHOOT! I'M AN ORGAN DONOR!!!"

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:
"DON'T SHOOT! I'M A BLEEDER!!!"

"DON'T SHOOT! I'M AN ORGAN DONOR!!!"

"I JUST SWITCHED TO GEICO!!!"

"FOLLOW ME MEN!!! GUYS? GUYS? WHERE'D YOU GO?"

"ONWARD MY BRAVE HAWKM ... OOPS WRONG SHOW!"

taalismn wrote:"SUPERIOR NUMBERS DON'T SCARE US!!!!!"

"WE'RE NOT ADVERSE TO GENEROUS TERMS FOR OUR SURRENDER!!!"

"CHARGE!!! BECAUSE MEN ARE CHEAPER THAN AMMUNITION!!!"

taalismn wrote:"THIS IS BOISE!!!!!"

"FORWARD MY MEAT-PUPPETS!!!!"

"WHO PUSHED ME??????!!!!!!"

SRoss wrote:"AZONIA'S WEARING A MINISKIRT!!!"

"MAUVE SQUADRON ATTACK!!!"

"THUNDERCATS H ... CRAP! WRONG SHOW AGAIN!"

taalismn wrote:"IT'S THE SERIES FINALE!!!!!!!!"

"I CAN'T LOOK!!!"

"FOR LYNN KYYYLLLLLLEEEE!!!"

"MAKE IT QUIICCCKKK!!"

"SUCKS TO BE USSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!"'

"NO! STOP! I DIDN'T SAY GO!!!!"

SRoss wrote:"I CAN'T DIE! I HAVEN'T SEEN SKY GIRLS YET!!!"

"WAIT! WE'RE NAMELESS GRUNTS!!!"

taalismn wrote:"THIS IS BOISE!!!!!"

"FORWARD MY MEAT-PUPPETS!!!!"

"WHO PUSHED ME??????!!!!!!"

SailorCallie wrote:

taalismn wrote:"THIS IS BOISE!!!!!"

"FORWARD MY MEAT-PUPPETS!!!!"

"WHO PUSHED ME??????!!!!!!"

"THIS IS SPARTA??????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

taalismn wrote:"LET'S ALL GET SNUFFED!!!!!"

SRoss wrote:"THIS IS A JOB FOR BEN DIXON!!!"

Arnie100 wrote:"For the glory of Khyron the Bac -- Lord Khyron?! Where'd he go?!"

"It's a TRAP!!"

"Why me?!"

"Yo, JOE!! Awww, man...wrong show?"

"I didn't sign up for this!

taalismn wrote:"BECAUSE WE WERE ORDERED TO!!!"

"BECAUSE ANNIE'S BEHIND US!!!"

"GO LEMMINGS GO!!!"

SRoss wrote:"AT TIMES LIKE THIS MEN, I ASK MYSELF, WHAT WOULD GEORGE ARMSTRONG CUSTER DO?"

"BOOBIES!!!"

"KIM, SAMMIE & VANESSA SAID THEY'D DO US IF WE LIVED!!!"

SRoss wrote:"COMMENCE OPERATION MEATSHIELD!!!"

taalismn wrote:"ARE YOU MEN OR ARE YOU SQUIRRELS???!!!"

taalismn wrote:"PANTY RAID! PANTY RAID!!!"

Arnie100 wrote:"They promised us free beer!"

"They promised us a date with Minmei!"

"Back to the ship!!"

Don't hurt me!"

"The recruiting ads were never like this!"

"Send out the bai --, I mean, VOLUNTEERS!"

My fellow Zentraedi! Today is a great day for you to die honorably and well, while the Great Khyron the Backstabber takes all the glory and the rewards!!"

taalismn wrote:"ARE YOU MEN OR ARE YOU SQUIRRELS???!!!"

"BECAUSE SUCKING CHEST WOUNDS ARE FUN!"

"BECAUSE WE CAN'T AFFORD HEALTH INSURANCE!!!"

"WE'RE INVINCIBLE!!!"

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:"ARE YOU MEN OR ARE YOU SQUIRRELS???!!!"

"Scuse me sir! I have to go gather nuts..."

taalismn wrote:"We'RE DOING TJIS ON A DRUNKEN DARE!!!!"

"PANTY RAID! PANTY RAID!!!"

"FOR THE UNIFICATION OF ROBOTECH AND MACROSS!!!!"

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:"PANTY RAID! PANTY RAID!!!"

"Gaaa!!! You beat me to the punch!!!"

"LAST ONE ALIVE GETS TO BE MINMEI'S BOYFRIEND!"

Arnie100 wrote:"Everyone! Go through the minefield!!"

"Fix bayonets and CHARGE! I'll be right behind you! No, seriously!"

"Swim through the shark-infested waters to reach the objective!"

"Autobots, roll --, still the wrong show?"