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"REMEMBER YOUR TRAINING, AND YOU WILL SURVIVE!!!"

"AHH!!! I FORGOT MY TRAINING! I FORGOT MY TRAINING!"

"REMEMBER MEN, YOUR MECHA WERE MADE BY THE LOWEST BIDDER!!!"

"NO, SERIOUSLY! I ONLY JUST STARTED WATCHING SKY GIRLS!!!"

"THUNDERBIRDS ARE G ... WHAT! WRONG SHOW AGAIN!!!"

SRoss wrote:"REMEMBER YOUR TRAINING, AND YOU WILL SURVIVE!!!"

"AHH!!! I FORGOT MY TRAINING! I FORGOT MY TRAINING!"

"REMEMBER MEN, YOUR MECHA WERE MADE BY THE LOWEST BIDDER!!!"

"NO, SERIOUSLY! I ONLY JUST STARTED WATCHING SKY GIRLS!!!"

"THUNDERBIRDS ARE G ... WHAT! WRONG SHOW AGAIN!!!"

"THERE'S A RABID POLLINATOR BEHIND US!!!"

Robotech Battlecries Looking for a Home:

"SUCKS TO BE YOU!!!"

"IN THE NAME OF GODDESS ANNIE!!!"

"BLOOD FOR THE EMPRESS MUSICA!!!!"

"RELEASE THE RABID POLLINATORS!!"

"FIELD MARSHAL LEONARD DEMANDS HAIR!!!!"

"ULTIMATE FLOWER POWER!!!!"

SRoss wrote:"THERE'S A RABID POLLINATOR BEHIND US!!!"

Arnie100 wrote:"And Annie's right behind it!!"

taalismn wrote:Robotech Battlecries Looking for a Home:

"SUCKS TO BE YOU!!!"

"IN THE NAME OF GODDESS ANNIE!!!"

"BLOOD FOR THE EMPRESS MUSICA!!!!"

"RELEASE THE RABID POLLINATORS!!"

"FIELD MARSHAL LEONARD DEMANDS HAIR!!!!"

"ULTIMATE FLOWER POWER!!!!"

Robotech Battlecries Looking for a Home:
"SETO KAIBA'S COME TO EAT YOUR BRAINS!!!!"

"THIS IS NOW CANON!!!"

"ON-TIME DELIVERY STARTS HERE!!!"

"YOU'RE GOIN' GET HACKED!!!"

Robotech Battlecries Looking for a Home:

"Blaires Danger Zone on loud speakers"

"What do you mean we don't have a battlecry?!"

"DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA!"

"For Mistress Sammy!"

"Shinjis scream"

"Thor is on our side!"

Robotech Battlecries Looking for a Home:

"SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR MANHOOD!!!"

"HAVE SOME PINEAPPLE SALAD!!!!"

"RAPE THE AWARENESS!!!"

"SCREW PROTOCULTURE! UP RAGE'CULTURE!!!!"

"BASRA!!!!! SHUT YOUR $&$&%&$ UP!!!!!"

"GUT EDWARDS!!!!"

taalismn wrote:Robotech Battlecries Looking for a Home:
"SETO KAIBA'S COME TO EAT YOUR BRAINS!!!!"

"THIS IS NOW CANON!!!"

"ON-TIME DELIVERY STARTS HERE!!!"

"YOU'RE GOIN' GET HACKED!!!"

Chronicler wrote:Robotech Battlecries Looking for a Home:

"Blaires Danger Zone on loud speakers"

"What do you mean we don't have a battlecry?!"

"DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA!"

"For Mistress Sammy!"

"Shinjis scream"

"Thor is on our side!"

taalismn wrote:Robotech Battlecries Looking for a Home:

"SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR MANHOOD!!!"

"HAVE SOME PINEAPPLE SALAD!!!!"

"RAPE THE AWARENESS!!!"

"SCREW PROTOCULTURE! UP RAGE'CULTURE!!!!"

"BASRA!!!!! SHUT YOUR $&$&%&$ UP!!!!!"

"GUT EDWARDS!!!!"

Robotech Battlecries Looking for a Home:
"MEN FOR MINMEI!!!"

"ELISE WON'T BE BEATEN BY YOU!!!"

"ROY FOKKER'S RISEN FROM THE GRAVE!!!!!!!!"

"Panty Raid!! Panty Raid!!"

Reasons to Punch Out T.R. Edwards:

"Mondays."*SMASH*

"Telemarketers."#LEFT HOOK#

"My performance review's today." #SLAM#

"Your collar's crooked." #UPPERCUT#

"Ben Dixon's dead."#ELBOW STRIKE#

"Jack Baker's missing all my signals." #KNIFE HAND TO THE THROAT#

"Doctor Nichols tried to press THAT switch." #PILEDRIVER PUNCH#

"I feel like it." #STRAIGHTARM#

"Ben Dixon's alive." #RIGHT HOOK#

"I'm happy!"#GOUGE#

"Cramps." #SLEDGEHAMMER#

SRoss wrote:Robotech Battlecries Looking for a Home:
"MEN FOR MINMEI!!!"

"ELISE WON'T BE BEATEN BY YOU!!!"

taalismn wrote:"ROY FOKKER'S RISEN FROM THE GRAVE!!!!!!!!"

Arnie100 wrote:"Panty Raid!! Panty Raid!!"

taalismn wrote:Reasons to Punch Out T.R. Edwards:

"Mondays."*SMASH*

"Telemarketers."#LEFT HOOK#

"My performance review's today." #SLAM#

"Your collar's crooked." #UPPERCUT#

"Ben Dixon's dead."#ELBOW STRIKE#

"Jack Baker's missing all my signals." #KNIFE HAND TO THE THROAT#

"Doctor Nichols tried to press THAT switch." #PILEDRIVER PUNCH#

"I feel like it." #STRAIGHTARM#

"Ben Dixon's alive." #RIGHT HOOK#

"I'm happy!"#GOUGE#

"Cramps." #SLEDGEHAMMER#

MORE Reasons to Punch Out T.R. Edwards:

"I'm late!" #CRUNCH#

"This burger's underdone!" #SLASH#

"This burger's UNDERdone!"#MAUL#

"Palladium's missed release date AGAIN!" #ROUNDHOUSE#

"Seto agreed with me!" #BOOTTODAHEAD#

"Car battery's dead!" #HAMMER#

"I just had sex!" #BASH#

"I'm not funny anymore!" #MAIM#

"It's my time of the month!" #FULLMELVIN#

What's Going Through T.R. Edwards' Mind at This Moment:

-A letter opener
-A VF-1S fist
-"Oh SHI-"
-Something in a 9mm format
-Something in a 55mm format
-"The hills are ALIVVEEEE-"
-A utility pole
-"Oh no, not agai-"
-SIXTY THOUSAND VOLTS OF RAW NAKED POWER
-A hamster
-Minmei's wireless microphone
-"I want a lawye-"
-A semi
-"Robotech sucks-"
-A pineapple
-Grapeshot
-A railroad tie
-A chainsaw

-- "Why do people hate me? (Sobbing)"

What's Going Through T.R. Edwards' Mind at This Moment:

-"I am just TOO handsome-"

-"I hate this Buddhism resurrection 'karma' stuf-"

-"What's THA-"

-"Where'd the floor go-?!"

-"Damn it, Benson, leaving your corpse lying arou-"

-"Damn, forgot about her ninjas-"

-"What was that bright fla-"

-"Yep, trip line in the showe-"

-"Oh, bravo-"

-"What is this, number 231,223 or 231,224?-"

-"###ing stupid cat-"

-"Yep, pressure detonator in the bed."

-"Oh great, Whetley in the toilet."

-"Karno? What are you doing heeeeeerrrrrreeee!"

-"Adrift on a ship full of cannibal rats, how original."

Things going through Edwards head:

"SATNUC rounds, real-"

"Where did that come-"

"Oh that's just lo-"

"yup, woke up on the firing range aga-"

"How many times have they tried thi-"

"Death by alcohol poisoning, that's ne-"

"where am I this ti-"

"Just like a frog in a blende-"

"3...2...1...and boom"

"Hunter, you are one cheeky bas-"

"Death by stingray, you're not even try-"

*inhale* "well this is going to-"

Chronicler wrote:
"yup, woke up on the firing range aga-"-"

Don't you just HATE Monday mornings like that?

- "Why does my drink taste funny?"

- "A package from Minmei! Wait...what's that ticking sound?"

- "Zulus?! Where did they --THUNK!!"

- "They're shooting at me!!"

- "Where am I now?? (Click) Oh, no..." (Failed to notice the Danger: Minefield sign)

taalismn wrote: MORE Reasons to Punch Out T.R. Edwards:

"I'm late!" #CRUNCH#

"This burger's underdone!" #SLASH#

"This burger's UNDERdone!"#MAUL#

"Palladium's missed release date AGAIN!" #ROUNDHOUSE#

"Seto agreed with me!" #BOOTTODAHEAD#

"Car battery's dead!" #HAMMER#

"I just had sex!" #BASH#

"I'm not funny anymore!" #MAIM#

SRoss wrote:"It's my time of the month!" #FULLMELVIN#

taalismn wrote:What's Going Through T.R. Edwards' Mind at This Moment:

-A letter opener
-A VF-1S fist
-"Oh SHI-"
-Something in a 9mm format
-Something in a 55mm format
-"The hills are ALIVVEEEE-"
-A utility pole
-"Oh no, not agai-"
-SIXTY THOUSAND VOLTS OF RAW NAKED POWER
-A hamster
-Minmei's wireless microphone
-"I want a lawye-"
-A semi
-"Robotech sucks-"
-A pineapple
-Grapshot
-A railroad tie
-A chainsaw

Arnie100 wrote:-- "Why do people hate me? (Sobbing)"

taalismn wrote:What's Going Through T.R. Edwards' Mind at This Moment:

-"I am just TOO handsome-"

-"I hate this Buddhism resurrection 'karma' stuf-"

-"What's THA-"

-"Where'd the floor go-?!"

-"Damn it, Benson, leaving your corpse lying arou-"

-"Damn, forgot about her ninjas-"

-"What was that bright fla-"

-"Yep, trip line in the showe-"

-"Oh, bravo-"

-"What is this, number 231,223 or 231,224?-"

-"###ing stupid cat-"

SRoss wrote:-"Yep, pressure detonator in the bed."

-"Oh great, Whetley in the toilet."

-"Karno? What are you doing heeeeeerrrrrreeee!"

-"Adrift on a ship full of cannibal rats, how original."

taalismn wrote:"This isn't my toothbrus-"

"I thought we nailed this stunt alrea-"

"Why's Fokker grinning me? Isn't he de-"

"Minmei's FAST with that-"

"Lisa Hayes can't possibly hit me with th-"

"How humi-"

"Suddenly got hot in he-"

"Say....the ocean's coming up awfully fast-"

"Great, feels like a poison dart..."

"Oh no, you are NOT doing that to me. That's just LO-"

"This necktie's too ti-"

"'Beware the ides of March? What the hell are you talking about, 'beware the-'"

Chronicler wrote:Things going through Edwards head:

"SATNUC rounds, real-"

"Where did that come-"

"Oh that's just lo-"

"yup, woke up on the firing range aga-"

"How many times have they tried thi-"

"Death by alcohol poisoning, that's ne-"

"where am I this ti-"

"Just like a frog in a blende-"

"3...2...1...and boom"

"Hunter, you are one cheeky bas-"

"Death by stingray, you're not even try-"

*inhale* "well this is going to-"

taalismn wrote:

Chronicler wrote:
"yup, woke up on the firing range aga-"-"

Don't you just HATE Monday mornings like that?

Arnie100 wrote:- "Why does my drink taste funny?"

- "A package from Minmei! Wait...what's that ticking sound?"

- "Zulus?! Where did they --THUNK!!"

- "They're shooting at me!!"

- "Where am I now?? (Click) Oh, no..." (Failed to notice the Danger: Minefield sign)

"Hey...the guy with the black hood and scythe is back again..."

"Ninjas?!" SLICESLICESLICESLICE

"Crap. My hospital bill..."

"What's this taped to the bottom of my chair? Oh, no..."

"Am I hearing the Anvil Chorus?"

"The guy with the black hood and scythe's laughing at me..."

"Zombies!?!"

"That's a BIG food processor."

- (Looking at a mirror) "I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for shirt, so sexy it hurts!"

taalismn wrote:"Damn, I was SURE I didn't have to check for scorpions in my boots up here in Greenlan-"

"Oh, look, a truc-"

"Why's Kyle gesturing at me like tha-?"

"Coffee's awfully bitter this morni-"

"Is that skyscraper leaning towards m-"

"Damn it, and I JUST found this parking spac-"

"So THAT'S where the soap wen-"

"But I'm SURE I had the protoculture cells in this thing chang-"

"Okay, where's the road go-"

"'Main SynchroCannon Overload'?! Ph, this NOT go-"

Arnie100 wrote:"Hey...the guy with the black hood and scythe is back again..."

"Ninjas?!" SLICESLICESLICESLICE

"Crap. My hospital bill..."

"What's this taped to the bottom of my chair? Oh, no..."

"Am I hearing the Anvil Chorus?"

"The guy with the black hood and scythe's laughing at me..."

SRoss wrote:"Zombies!?!"

"That's a BIG food processor."

taalismn wrote:"Something's gnawing on my le..."

"Okay, I changed my mind; this is a really STUPID ide-"

"KNEW I shoulda let Fokker take this test flig-"

"What's a Petit Cola machine doing in he-"

"So what's the green-haired B### going to do about it, huh? Not li-"

"My guys have got my back, no proble-"

"You gotta be kidding m-"

"Okay, just run down the fat little brat in the baseball cap-"

"This isn't aftershave-"

"Heh, I can't possibly miss at this range-"

"Say, isn't that MY missile?!"

Arnie100 wrote:- (Looking at a mirror) "I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for shirt, so sexy it hurts!"

ZZRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
"YYYYAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!"
*SCCCRREEEEEEEECCCHHHHHHHHH!!!*
"...%^^(*!!!...."
click
VREEP
#ding#
-clik-
VARRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMPPPPPPP
#KA-POW#
-WUNCHCRASHCRINGLE-
FHHHOOOMMMMMMPPPFFFFF!!!
"AIIIEEEEEEEEEE!!!"
Minmei puts down the RL-6 she's holding and puts it back in the backseat of her sportscar.
"And that, Mister Beiber, is why you NEVER dragrace and nearly T-bone me at an intersection, you little %%&*^% punk...!"

Bieber: "At least I have more number one hits then you'll ever -- (just notices the volley of mini-missiles heading right for him) -- mother..."

Minmei: "Rest in pieces!"

taalismn wrote:ZZRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
"YYYYAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!"
*SCCCRREEEEEEEECCCHHHHHHHHH!!!*
"...%^^(*!!!...."
click
VREEP
#ding#
-clik-
VARRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMPPPPPPP
#KA-POW#
-WUNCHCRASHCRINGLE-
FHHHOOOMMMMMMPPPFFFFF!!!
"AIIIEEEEEEEEEE!!!"
Minmei puts down the RL-6 she's holding and puts it back in the backseat of her sportscar.
"And that, Mister Beiber, is why you NEVER dragrace and nearly T-bone me at an intersection, you little %%&*^% punk...!"

Arnie100 wrote:Bieber: "At least I have more number one hits then you'll ever -- (just notices the volley of mini-missiles heading right for him) -- mother..."

Minmei: "Rest in pieces!"

I am clearly NOT a 'Beibliver'.
Crush the little insect....

taalismn wrote:I am clearly NOT a 'Beibliver'.
Crush the little insect....

Minmei: "I crush anyone who thinks they're better then me! Especially in THIS universe! HAHAHAHA!!!"

Arnie100 wrote:Minmei: "I crush anyone who thinks they're better then me! Especially in THIS universe! HAHAHAHA!!!"

Wait til she starts partying with the Kardashians!!!

"Miss Minmei?"
"Yes, officer?"
"Do you know why we pulled you over?"
"No, ooffioer. Why?"
"Are you aware that Justin Beiber and his car were just blown off the road by what has been determined to be an anti-tank missile not long ago down this street?"
"No, officer."
"Are you aware you have an anti-tank missile launcher in your front passenger seat?"
"Oh, is THAT what it is! What about it, officer?"
"Good shot. Have a good evening, Miss Minmei."

Fourth Wall Gang: "YES!! (hi-fiving each orher after watching the incident)"

Of course, it could have been worse...Minmei's OTHER 'sportscar' is a Ferrari-red MAC IV.

The one with the bumper sticker that says "I break for nobody.”?

SRoss wrote:The one with the bumper sticker that says "I break for nobody.”?

"You break. I don't."

taalismn wrote:Of course, it could have been worse...Minmei's OTHER 'sportscar' is a Ferrari-red MAC IV.

Arnie100: "What idiot would give her one of THOSE?!"

(T.R. Edwards raises hand...)

Edwards: "My bad..."

Arnie100:

Arnie100 wrote:Minmei: "I crush anyone who thinks they're better then me! Especially in THIS universe! HAHAHAHA!!!"

I will say that she is good, IMO. But, sorry there are better.

SRoss wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:Minmei: "I crush anyone who thinks they're better then me! Especially in THIS universe! HAHAHAHA!!!"

Wait til she starts partying with the Kardashians!!!

taalismn wrote:"Miss Minmei?"
"Yes, officer?"
"Do you know why we pulled you over?"
"No, ooffioer. Why?"
"Are you aware that Justin Beiber and his car were just blown off the road by what has been determined to be an anti-tank missile not long ago down this street?"
"No, officer."
"Are you aware you have an anti-tank missile launcher in your front passenger seat?"
"Oh, is THAT what it is! What about it, officer?"
"Good shot. Have a good evening, Miss Minmei."

Arnie100 wrote:Fourth Wall Gang: "YES!! (hi-fiving each orher after watching the incident)"

Agree!

taalismn wrote:Of course, it could have been worse...Minmei's OTHER 'sportscar' is a Ferrari-red MAC IV.

SRoss wrote:The one with the bumper sticker that says "I break for nobody.”?

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:The one with the bumper sticker that says "I break for nobody.”?

"You break. I don't."

Arnie100 wrote:

taalismn wrote:Of course, it could have been worse...Minmei's OTHER 'sportscar' is a Ferrari-red MAC IV.

Arnie100: "What idiot would give her one of THOSE?!"

(T.R. Edwards raises hand...)

Edwards: "My bad..."

Arnie100:

70000 WATS OF RAW NAKED POWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Edwards reward. )

T.R. Edwards: "In my defense, I was drunk at the time when I was doing regimental paperwork, and the requisition got signed and stamped by mistake."
Lisa Hunter: "So you're certifiably insane when you're plotting to kill me and my husband and turn on the human race, but you're blind-drunk when you''re supposed to be constructively doing YOUR DUTY?"
Edwards: "...ah, yes...?"
Lisa Hunter: "That's dereliction of duty right there... "
Edwards: "Oh come on, it's a minor disciplinary infraction, is all! It's not like it's a hanging offense!"
(Edwards blinks his eye, as he finds himself atop a gallows, a GMP officer tightening a noose around his neck)
Edwards: "...apparently it is..."

Edwards: "Can I have a stunt double, please?"

Arnie100 wrote:Edwards: "Can I have a stunt double, please?"

Sammy: "You do your own, remember?"
Edwards: "Since WHEN?!"
Sammy: "Since you signed your contract/"
Edwards: "SINCE WHEN WAS I REQUIRED TO SIGN A CONTRACT?! I TOOK AN OATH OF SERVICE!!!!"
Sammy: "We're talking about your mercenary service contract."
Edwards: "MY MERCENARY SERVICE CONTRACT?! WHAT THE HELL ARE you...wait...THAT contract?!"
Sammy: "That contract...where you implicitly agreed to take orders and that you understood and accepted all risks inherent in your line of work."
Edwards: "THAT WAS THIRTY YEARS AGO!!! NO WAY MY BLACKWATER CONTRACT CAN STILL BE RUNNING!!!"
Sammy: "Open ended, They were planning to screw you over back then. We bought the contract from their remaining office after the Rain. It's all perfectly legal."
Admiral Hayes: "And about your 'oath of service'; I know you were crossing your fingers when you took it."
Edwards: "How the hell would you know THAT?! You're DEAD...oh wait, oh $#!+..."
Minmei: "Make sure the trapdoor release is well oiled."

taalismn wrote:T.R. Edwards: "In my defense, I was drunk at the time when I was doing regimental paperwork, and the requisition got signed and stamped by mistake."
Lisa Hunter: "So you're certifiably insane when you're plotting to kill me and my husband and turn on the human race, but you're blind-drunk when you''re supposed to be constructively doing YOUR DUTY?"
Edwards: "...ah, yes...?"
Lisa Hunter: "That's dereliction of duty right there... "
Edwards: "Oh come on, it's a minor disciplinary infraction, is all! It's not like it's a hanging offense!"
(Edwards blinks his eye, as he finds himself atop a gallows, a GMP officer tightening a noose around his neck)
Edwards: "...apparently it is..."

Arnie100 wrote:Edwards: "Can I have a stunt double, please?"

No.

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:Edwards: "Can I have a stunt double, please?"

Sammy: "You do your own, remember?"
Edwards: "Since WHEN?!"
Sammy: "Since you signed your contract/"
Edwards: "SINCE WHEN WAS I REQUIRED TO SIGN A CONTRACT?! I TOOK AN OATH OF SERVICE!!!!"
Sammy: "We're talking about your mercenary service contract."
Edwards: "MY MERCENARY SERVICE CONTRACT?! WHAT THE HELL ARE you...wait...THAT contract?!"
Sammy: "That contract...where you implicitly agreed to take orders and that you understood and accepted all risks inherent in your line of work."
Edwards: "THAT WAS THIRTY YEARS AGO!!! NO WAT MY BLACKWATER CONTRACT CAN STILL BE RUNNING!!!"
Sammy: "Open ended, They were planning to screw you over back then. We bought the contract from their remaining office after the Rain. It's all perfectly legal."
Admiral Hayes: "And about your 'oath of service'; I know you were crossing your fingers when you took it."
Edwards: "How the hell would you know THAT?! You're DEAD...oh wait, oh $#!+..."
Minmei: "Make sure the trapdoor release is well oiled."