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SRoss wrote:Throw in a poisonous snake launcher and I'm sold.

Dairugger XV wrote:Dana: I didn't think I'd see this much needless destruction outside of a Robotech War.
Nova: Never underestimate geeks trying to one-up each other.
Marie: Speaking from experience Nova?
Nova: Dennis's hobbies were not what I expected them to be.

SRoss wrote:"Ah! Here we go, poetic destruction. ALIASSE!!! You're up!"

taalismn wrote:

Dairugger XV wrote:Dana: I didn't think I'd see this much needless destruction outside of a Robotech War.
Nova: Never underestimate geeks trying to one-up each other.
Marie: Speaking from experience Nova?
Nova: Dennis's hobbies were not what I expected them to be.

"DENNIS!!! GET OFF SPACEBATTLES AND COME BACK TO BED!!!! I'M COLD AD LONELY!!!"
"But there's this troll online who-"
"DENNIS! NOW!!!"

Arnie100 wrote:Nova: "Good...now I can finally Spacebattles!"

taalismn wrote:

Dairugger XV wrote:Dana: I didn't think I'd see this much needless destruction outside of a Robotech War.
Nova: Never underestimate geeks trying to one-up each other.
Marie: Speaking from experience Nova?
Nova: Dennis's hobbies were not what I expected them to be.

"DENNIS!!! GET OFF SPACEBATTLES AND COME BACK TO BED!!!! I'M COLD AD LONELY!!!"
"But there's this troll online who-"
"DENNIS! NOW!!!"

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:

Dairugger XV wrote:Dana: I didn't think I'd see this much needless destruction outside of a Robotech War.
Nova: Never underestimate geeks trying to one-up each other.
Marie: Speaking from experience Nova?
Nova: Dennis's hobbies were not what I expected them to be.

"DENNIS!!! GET OFF SPACEBATTLES AND COME BACK TO BED!!!! I'M COLD AD LONELY!!!"
"But there's this troll online who-"
"DENNIS! NOW!!!"

At last the secret behind AFK players.

taalismn wrote:Bad Combinations in Robotech:

A Veritech Pilot who DEMANDS a cigarette lighter in his cockpit.
A mechanic who ABHORStobacco in all its forms.

"Friendly fire incident?"
"Somebody installed a FLAMETHROWER in his cockpit."

Arnie100 wrote:Bad Combinations in Robotech:

Dana with a date...
Nova with a date...
Actually, any of the non-married women in Robotech on a date.

Arnie100 wrote:Bad Combinations in Robotech:

Dana with a date...
Nova with a date...
Actually, any of the non-married women in Robotech on a date.

taalismn wrote:Bed Combinations in Robotech:

Lynn Kyle giving one of his 'speeches' at a VA hospital.

Minmei: "I'm torn between the IV stand removed from his colon or leaving it in...this is the closest Kyle's had to having a backbone in YEARS."

SRoss wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:Bad Combinations in Robotech:

Dana with a date...
Nova with a date...
Actually, any of the non-married women in Robotech on a date.

Arnie100: "Isn't that the VHS tape where everyone who see's it dies!?!"

SRoss: "I'm sure that's just a myth..."

Hours later, SRoss is found collapsed on the floor, his face contorted in a rictus of terror. Playing on the TV...

Regis: "So anyway, I was in a relationship but he left me to fight a genocidal war. So I'm single and looking for love..."

taalismn wrote:Bed Bad Combinations in Robotech:

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:Bed Bad Combinations in Robotech:

Lynn Kyle giving one of his "speeches" at a pub in Herford Wales.[sup]1[/sup]

Use your imagination...

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:Bed Bad Combinations in Robotech:

Lynn Kyle giving one of his "speeches" at a pub in Herford Wales.[sup]1[/sup]

Use your imagination...

SailorCallie wrote:[

Send him through the rift in Cardiff, and let Capt. Jack handle him.

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:Bed Bad Combinations in Robotech:

Lynn Kyle giving one of his "speeches" at a pub in Herford Wales.[sup]1[/sup]

Use your imagination...

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:Bed Bad Combinations in Robotech:

Lynn Kyle giving one of his "speeches" at a pub in Herford Wales.[sup]1[/sup]

Use your imagination...

"What I'd like to know is where they found the full-scale Tallboy replica to ram up his arse!"
"The plot thickens, old chap; that's not a REPLICA Tallboy!"

SailorCallie wrote:

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:Bed Bad Combinations in Robotech:

Lynn Kyle giving one of his "speeches" at a pub in Herford Wales.[sup]1[/sup]

Use your imagination...

Send him through the rift in Cardiff, and let Capt. Jack handle him.

taalismn wrote:

SailorCallie wrote:[

Send him through the rift in Cardiff, and let Capt. Jack handle him.

"I'm normally used to dealing with INTELLIGENT threats to Earth. This...this is..imbecility on a whole new level."

SailorCallie wrote:

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:Bed Bad Combinations in Robotech:

Lynn Kyle giving one of his "speeches" at a pub in Herford Wales.[sup]1[/sup]

Use your imagination...

Send him through the rift in Cardiff, and let Capt. Jack handle him.

taalismn wrote:Intelligent as he is, though, Captain Jack is particularly vulnerable to Kyle's Soul-Searing Stupidity attack: http://wiki.thedeificnmi.com/index.php?title=Soul-Searing_Stupidity

SRoss wrote:

SailorCallie wrote:

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:Bed Bad Combinations in Robotech:

Lynn Kyle giving one of his "speeches" at a pub in Herford Wales.[sup]1[/sup]

Use your imagination...

Send him through the rift in Cardiff, and let Capt. Jack handle him.

Kyle: "NO TONGE!!!"

taalismn wrote:Intelligent as he is, though, Captain Jack is particularly vulnerable to Kyle's Soul-Searing Stupidity attack: http://wiki.thedeificnmi.com/index.php?title=Soul-Searing_Stupidity

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:Intelligent as he is, though, Captain Jack is particularly vulnerable to Kyle's Soul-Searing Stupidity attack: http://wiki.thedeificnmi.com/index.php?title=Soul-Searing_Stupidity

"I think I have coworkers and a couple of distant superiors with this power..."

taalismn wrote:Bad Combinations in Robotech:

-Karno on a blind date:
(shot of Karno waiting nervously by a door with a bouquet of Flowers)
(Flowers of Life)
(POV draws back to show the door is set in the side of an Invid Hive)
Karno: "...I have the sudden urge to soil myself...or curse the fates...or both..."

taalismn wrote:Door opens to reveal Gura-Invid Princess.
She looks at Karno then back over her shoulder.
Princess: "Hey! Lunch is here and it brought Flowers!"

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:Door opens to reveal Gura-Invid Princess.
She looks at Karno then back over her shoulder.
Princess: "Hey! Lunch is here and it brought Flowers!"

Musica: "See sisters! I told you running a dating service would be fun."

SRoss wrote:Gura-Invid Princess: "Sisters, We've only ever had Edwards before. What wine goes well with Tirolean Red-Shirt?"

taalismn wrote:Door opens to reveal Gura-Invid Princess.
She looks at Karno then back over her shoulder.
Princess: "Hey! Lunch is here and it brought Flowers!"

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:Door opens to reveal Gura-Invid Princess.
She looks at Karno then back over her shoulder.
Princess: "Hey! Lunch is here and it brought Flowers!"

Musica: "See sisters! I told you running a dating service would be fun."

Dairugger XV wrote:Karno really shouldn't be using Delectable Dates for his online match-making service, or he should at least read the fine print.

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:Door opens to reveal Gura-Invid Princess.
She looks at Karno then back over her shoulder.
Princess: "Hey! Lunch is here and it brought Flowers!"

Musica: "See sisters! I told you running a dating service would be fun."

"Munch all you want; we'll make more of them."

Karno's Brother Sokol: "Okay, why does my mate profile read as 'Zesty Herb' while Karno's reads 'Hearty Tomato'?"
Darsis: "Mine reads as 'Bitter Garlic'."

Arnie100 wrote:Karno: "I hate blind dates."
Sokol: "It does make it interesting..."
Darsis: "Not when your dates think of you as food."

SRoss wrote:Gura-Invid Princess: "Sisters, We've only ever had Edwards before. What wine goes well with Tirolean Red-Shirt?"

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:Gura-Invid Princess: "Sisters, We've only ever had Edwards before. What wine goes well with Tirolean Red-Shirt?"

Something Italian, I should think.
Something different for the marination.
Darsis: "Sounds good! Because I want to be completely soused and insensate for this, I think!"

Arnie100 wrote:Edwards: "My chance...to get...away..."
Gura-Invid Princess #1: "He's still moving, sister..."
Gura-Invid Princess #2: "Turn the flames up higher!"
Gura-Invid Princess #3: "But...I want miy Edwards nice and juicy..."
Darsis: "If you keep turning him, I'm sure he'll cook better!"
Karno and Sokol:

taalismn wrote:"Hitting the cooking sherry early, I see, Darsis?"

taalismn wrote:Sokol: "I don't mind the way they look, but I DO mind the way they look at ME."
Darsis: "It's the discussion of whether maple or cherrywood lends the right taste that gets to me."

Arnie100 wrote:Karno: "Have you lost your mind?!"
Darsis: "Absolutely!"
Sokol: "He's got YOUR DNA, Karno."
Darsis: "Actually, I'm a mix of both of you. Thus, my current mental condition."

Arnie100 wrote:Also depends on who (or what) is doing the cooking...

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:Also depends on who (or what) is doing the cooking...

Hannibal Lector.

"Uh-oh..."

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:Also depends on who (or what) is doing the cooking...

Hannibal Lector.

"Uh-oh..."

Hannibal: "I just dropped by for some fava beans! Why are you stuffing an apple in my mouth!?!"

SRoss wrote:"It could be worse, remember the Muse's Punk Rock phase?"

taalismn wrote:Karno: "But we're CLONES!"
Darsis: "...yet somehow I got the brains in the family."
Sokol: "And I got the looks!"
Karno: "HEY!"

Arnie100 wrote:Gura-Invid Princess #1: "Sisters, our food's still not ready..."
Darsis: "I hear that sushi's quite the delicacy amongst the humans."
Edwards, Karno and Sokol:
Gura-Invid Princess #2: "I like that one!"
Gura-Invid Princess #3: "I saw him first!"

taalismn wrote:Tirolian cuisine...it sounds appetizing...unless you're the Tirolian.

Arnie100 wrote:Also depends on who (or what) is doing the cooking...

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:Also depends on who (or what) is doing the cooking...

Hannibal Lector.

"Uh-oh..."

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:Also depends on who (or what) is doing the cooking...

Hannibal Lector.

"Uh-oh..."

Hannibal: "I just dropped by for some fava beans! Why are you stuffing an apple in my mouth!?!"

SailorCallie wrote:

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:Also depends on who (or what) is doing the cooking...

Hannibal Lector.

"Uh-oh..."

Hannibal: "I just dropped by for some fava beans! Why are you stuffing an apple in my mouth!?!"

You're the main course, so how do you like them apples.

SailorCallie wrote:[

You're the main course, so how do you like them apples.

taalismn wrote:

SailorCallie wrote:[

You're the main course, so how do you like them apples.

The vermin only teaze and pinch

Their foes superior by an inch.

So, naturalists observe, a flea

Has smaller fleas that on him prey;

And these have smaller still to bite ‘em,

And so proceed ad infinitum.


---Johnathon Swift: On Poetry: A Rhapsody

SRoss wrote:The waves rocked the FV Cornelia Marie as the crew struggled to bring up a particularly heavy trap. (POV pulls back to show an Invid Shock Trooper with it limbs sticking out of a bulging crab pot.)

taalismn wrote:"Fenris, come here, boy! Quit scratching! What's the matter? Oh, you got crabs!"
(POV pulls back to show a giant wolf scratching furiously...and Invid Scouts dropping out of its fur)

SRoss wrote:The waves rocked the FV Cornelia Marie as the crew struggled to bring up a particularly heavy trap. (POV pulls back to show an Invid Shock Trooper with it limbs sticking out of a bulging crab pot.)

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:The waves rocked the FV Cornelia Marie as the crew struggled to bring up a particularly heavy trap. (POV pulls back to show an Invid Shock Trooper with it limbs sticking out of a bulging crab pot.)

Captain Harris:(pulling his LAR-10C carbine from the rack on the bridge before heading down to the deck) "THis is why it's called 'The Deadliest Catch'!...Damn it, I thought I'd left this sort of $#!+ when I mustered out of the service!..."

SRoss wrote:Next on HELL'S KITCHEN, the Gura-Invid Princesses do their own take on Claudia's Pineapple Salad...

SRoss wrote:Next on HELL'S KITCHEN, the Gura-Invid Princesses do their own take on Claudia's Pineapple Salad...

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:Next on HELL'S KITCHEN, the Gura-Invid Princesses do their own take on Claudia's Pineapple Salad...

...merging it with 'The Taste'.
Who of our celebrity judges will survive?