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"Is it necessary to pull the pin out of the pineapple before putting it in the rest of the salad?"
"Depends on how thoroughly you want the salad, ...and most of your kitchen, possibly some of your guests...tossed."

Announcer: "Next on Iron Chef: the secret ingredient...Tiresian!!"
Karno: "Wait...what?!"
Gura-Invid Princess: "I like this show!"
Karno: "Why is this happening to me? !"
Musica: "You really need to ask?"

Arnie100 wrote:Announcer: "Next on Iron Chef: the secret ingredient...Tiresian!!"
Karno: "Wait...what?!"
Gura-Invid Princess: "I like this show!"
Karno: "Why is this happening to me? !"
Musica: "You really need to ask?"

"But first a word from our sponsors, GINZU KNIVES! The perfect stainless steel slicing and dicing kitchen blades that cut through bone and flesh neatly and precisely! Even if it's still wigging around!"
Karno: "...uhm..."

"And it will still cut a tomato!!!"

"And let us not forget the Z-Tech line of kitchen appliances for the growing Zentraedi population who want to enjoy do-it-yourself home cooking without micronizing!
Our 'Typhoon'-model food processor has been proven to be able to reduce a pile of steel beams to a fine powder within seconds, thanks to its hydroelectric dam-rated turbine blades! And its thousand horsepower gear drive! SERIOUS power for the SERIOUS cook! CHECK IT OUT!"
(Karno suddenly has misgivings about his new hiding place....)

Announcer: "And you can own it all for only $19.95! With free shipping"
Gura-Invid Princess #1: "Sisters...!"
Gura-Invid Princess #2: "We need them for our kitchen!"
Gura-Invid Princess #3: "Yes...definitely! "

Karno: "Hey...cut that out!!"
Fourth Wall Gang: "But, we're having too much fun!"
Karno: "At MY expense!"
Fourth Wall Gang: "That's why it's so fun!"

Face it; as anime villains go, Karno is bland, not particularly interesting, mass-produced, and basic goon stock..he's sorta like tofu, which you buy by the block, cut up, and really only derive any pleasure from from what you pour on it, or how hot you fry it up.

taalismn wrote:"Is it necessary to pull the pin out of the pineapple before putting it in the rest of the salad?"
"Depends on how thoroughly you want the salad, ...and most of your kitchen, possibly some of your guests...tossed."

Arnie100 wrote:Announcer: "Next on Iron Chef: the secret ingredient...Tiresian!!"
Karno: "Wait...what?!"
Gura-Invid Princess: "I like this show!"
Karno: "Why is this happening to me? !"
Musica: "You really need to ask?"

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:Announcer: "Next on Iron Chef: the secret ingredient...Tiresian!!"
Karno: "Wait...what?!"
Gura-Invid Princess: "I like this show!"
Karno: "Why is this happening to me? !"
Musica: "You really need to ask?"

"But first a word from our sponsors, GINZU KNIVES! The perfect stainless steel slicing and dicing kitchen blades that cut through bone and flesh neatly and precisely! Even if it's still wigging around!"
Karno: "...uhm..."

Dairugger XV wrote:"Wait that's not all! Order now and we will throw in our latest set of Ginzu Knives, the Vibro-Ginzu! Now even if your food is wearing armor, like a pesky crab or Bioroid Terminator, you will still slice through with extreme ease! Just like out Iron Chef contestants will soon demonstrate."
Karno is caught in the process of putting a suit of Terminator armor on, "I thought this was meant to give me a shot at survival, not a product demonstration!"

SRoss wrote:"And it will still cut a tomato!!!"

taalismn wrote:"And let us not forget the Z-Tech line of kitchen appliances for the growing Zentraedi population who want to enjoy do-it-yourself home cooking without micronizing!
Our 'Typhoon'-model food processor has been proven to be able to reduce a pile of steel beams to a fine powder within seconds, thanks to its hydroelectric dam-rated turbine blades! And its thousand horsepower gear drive! SERIOUS power for the SERIOUS cook! CHECK IT OUT!"
(Karno suddenly has misgivings about his new hiding place....)

Arnie100 wrote:Announcer: "And you can own it all for only $19.95! With free shipping"
Gura-Invid Princess #1: "Sisters...!"
Gura-Invid Princess #2: "We need them for our kitchen!"
Gura-Invid Princess #3: "Yes...definitely! "

taalismn wrote:"Karno...The Other White Meat."

Arnie100 wrote:Karno: "Hey...cut that out!!"
Fourth Wall Gang: "But, we're having too much fun!"
Karno: "At MY expense!"
Fourth Wall Gang: "That's why it's so fun!"

taalismn wrote:Face it; as anime villains go, Karno is bland, not particularly interesting, mass-produced, and basic goon stock..he's sorta like tofu, which you buy by the block, cut up, and really only derive any pleasure from from what you pour on it, or how hot you fry it up.

taalismn wrote:Face it; as anime villains go, Karno is bland, not particularly interesting, mass-produced, and basic goon stock..he's sorta like tofu, which you buy by the block, cut up, and really only derive any pleasure from from what you pour on it, or how hot you fry it up.

He's the Robotech equivalent to a Star Trek Red Shirt.

Karno: "Unlike those red shirts of yours, you can kill me and I'll still keep coming back!! Wait...that didn't come out right...stop pointing that weapon at me!! Can't we talk about this?"

Arnie100 wrote:Karno: "Unlike those red shirts of yours, you can kill me and I'll still keep coming back!! Wait...that didn't come out right...stop pointing that weapon at me!! Can't we talk about this?"

Robotech Master:(as he and his other two siblings are swung, hung by their feet, over a giant vat of boiling lard)"THis isn't the sort of immortality we sought!!!!!"

taalismn wrote:Robotech Master:(as he and his other two siblings are swung, hung by their feet, over a giant vat of boiling lard)"THis isn't the sort of immortality we sought!!!!!"

Gura-Invid Princess #1: "Sisters, we finally get to try out our mew kitchen!"
Gura-Invid Princess #2: "I have a new recipe I'm sure they're dying to be a part of!"
Gura-Invid Princess #3: "Isn't this exciting?!"
Robotech Master: "Exciting? No. Terrifying? Absolutely!!"

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:Face it; as anime villains go, Karno is bland, not particularly interesting, mass-produced, and basic goon stock..he's sorta like tofu, which you buy by the block, cut up, and really only derive any pleasure from from what you pour on it, or how hot you fry it up.

He's the Robotech equivalent to a Star Trek Red Shirt.

Yep!

Arnie100 wrote:Karno: "Unlike those red shirts of yours, you can kill me and I'll still keep coming back!! Wait...that didn't come out right...stop pointing that weapon at me!! Can't we talk about this?"

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:Karno: "Unlike those red shirts of yours, you can kill me and I'll still keep coming back!! Wait...that didn't come out right...stop pointing that weapon at me!! Can't we talk about this?"

Robotech Master:(as he and his other two siblings are swung, hung by their feet, over a giant vat of boiling lard)"THis isn't the sort of immortality we sought!!!!!"

Arnie100 wrote:

taalismn wrote:Robotech Master:(as he and his other two siblings are swung, hung by their feet, over a giant vat of boiling lard)"THis isn't the sort of immortality we sought!!!!!"

Gura-Invid Princess #1: "Sisters, we finally get to try out our mew kitchen!"
Gura-Invid Princess #2: "I have a new recipe I'm sure they're dying to be a part of!"
Gura-Invid Princess #3: "Isn't this exciting?!"
Robotech Master: "Exciting? No. Terrifying? Absolutely!!"

With Robotech Masters, though, the recipe for preparing coot may better apply:

Ingredients:
1 Coot
1 brick
Water
Salt Water

Fully pluck and dress the coot. Wash in boiling water to remove remaining feathers.
With a sharp knife, remove the outer layer of skin of the coot. Return to boiling water until outer tissues are soft.
Remove wings and appendages from coot. Wash in salt water.
Place brick inside coot. Place in pan and in preheated oven.
Bake at 450 degrees for 3 hours, turning regularly until brick is soft.
Remove from oven. Remove brick.
Throw away coot. Eat brick.

Gura-Invid Lisa: (Holding brick in an appraising manner.) ”Sisters, call Italy. I think we need a more substantial brick."

Robotech Masters:

"Or a longer cooking time."
Robotech Masters: "....or you could just let us go?"
"A good cook doesn't back down from a challenge."
Robotech Masters: "...how about the challenge of going vegan?"
"Not that sort of challenge."

taalismn wrote:"Or a longer cooking time."
Robotech Masters: "....or you could just let us go?"
"A good cook doesn't back down from a challenge."
Robotech Masters: "...how about the challenge of going vegan?"
"Not that sort of challenge."

"Besides, our minions are preparing a side salad."

Gura Invid Scout: "Pass the barrel of balsamic..."

Robotech Master: "I hate The Cooking Channel..."
Gura-Invid Lisa: "But there are so many great recioes!"
Robotech Master: "Meant for HUMANS!!"
Darsis: "I think they can be easily adapted!"
Karno:
Sokol: "I disown you, Darsis..."

taalismn wrote:With Robotech Masters, though, the recipe for preparing coot may better apply:

Ingredients:
1 Coot
1 brick
Water
Salt Water

Fully pluck and dress the coot. Wash in boiling water to remove remaining feathers.
With a sharp knife, remove the outer layer of skin of the coot. Return to boiling water until outer tissues are soft.
Remove wings and appendages from coot. Wash in salt water.
Place brick inside coot. Place in pan and in preheated oven.
Bake at 450 degrees for 3 hours, turning regularly until brick is soft.
Remove from oven. Remove brick.
Throw away coot. Eat brick.

SRoss wrote:Gura-Invid Lisa: (Holding brick in an appraising manner.) ”Sisters, call Italy. I think we need a more substantial brick."

Robotech Masters:

taalismn wrote:"Or a longer cooking time."
Robotech Masters: "....or you could just let us go?"
"A good cook doesn't back down from a challenge."
Robotech Masters: "...how about the challenge of going vegan?"
"Not that sort of challenge."

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:"Or a longer cooking time."
Robotech Masters: "....or you could just let us go?"
"A good cook doesn't back down from a challenge."
Robotech Masters: "...how about the challenge of going vegan?"
"Not that sort of challenge."

"Besides, our minions are preparing a side salad."

Gura Invid Scout: "Pass the barrel of balsamic..."

Arnie100 wrote:Robotech Master: "I hate The Cooking Channel..."
Gura-Invid Lisa: "But there are so many great recioes!"
Robotech Master: "Meant for HUMANS!!"
Darsis: "I think they can be easily adapted!"
Karno:
Sokol: "I disown you, Darsis..."

"Lunk."
"Annie."
"You're looking ...alone."
"The girls recognize all play and no work...or rest rather, make me a dull lifeless guy."
"Chewed through the leash, did you?"
"Shhh..."
"Mum's the word. Scott and Lancer only have to deal with ONE INvid Princess apiece. You're already in the record books. You need every advantage you can get!"
"Well, they're really nice girls when they're not trying to-"
"Boing your brains out?"
"Sorta like that. Ah, Annie, don't take this the wrong way, but that's...well, that's one UGLY dog you got there."
"ggggrrrrrrrr..."
"Not a dog, it's Corg."
"...how'd he mess up this time?"
"I stopped an insidious human attempt to infiltrate the Great Hive! "
"He blew up the pizza delivery boy."
"A vile attempt to poison the holy person of the Regis herself-! "
"Third time already. The Regis warned him after the second time."
"After the second time?"
"He didn't tell anybody about the first time until the pizzaria called inquiring about their missing guy. Surveillance tapes caught Corg in the act. It was the Regis's pizza. Now the only place around that makes Flower of Life pizza won't deliver. She's seriously miffed."
"I was attempting to protect the Regis from further corruption by you insidious humans! "
"Devolved again? Makes sense. But aren't sea slugs AQUATIC? They shouldn't be able to breath on land."
"What are you implying, monkey? The Regis wouldn't-*HACK*gasp!!!ghak!!---"
"He's just as dramatic in this form."
"Just as DEAD in this form, too."
"Oh dear, now I have to go back to the Regis and do my 'dead parrot' routine."
"Slug. Dead slug."
"You know what I mean."

"Indeed, that is a problem ... So Annie! How would you top Sea Slug?"

Corg: "I am unfamilar with this human word 'lichen'..."
"Just be glad it's not 'mildew'."

SRoss wrote:"Indeed, that is a problem ... So Annie! How would you top Sea Slug?"

Annie: "I could use a new loofah..."

Arnie100 wrote:

SRoss wrote:"Indeed, that is a problem ... So Annie! How would you top Sea Slug?"

Annie: "I could use a new loofah..."

Corg:

Saving that for when Corg REALLY screws up....

"Nice going, Corg, you just TANKED the entire franchise. Even the diehards became bronies."

Corg: "Don't give her any ideas! I'm in enough trouble as it is!"

Arnie100 wrote:Corg: "Don't give her any ideas! I'm in enough trouble as it is!"

At long last, Corg shows some commonsense, even if it is only self preservation talking.

taalismn wrote:"Lunk."
"Annie."
"You're looking ...alone."
"The girls recognize all play and no work...or rest rather, make me a dull lifeless guy."
"Chewed through the leash, did you?"
"Shhh..."
"Mum's the word. Scott and Lancer only ahve to deal with ONE INvid Princess apiece. You're already in the record books. You need every advantage you can get!"
"Well, they're really nice girls when they're not trying to-"
"Boing your brains out?"
"Sorta like that. Ah, Annie, don't take this the wrong way, but that's...well, that's one UGLY dog you got there."
"ggggrrrrrrrr..."
"Not a dog, it's Corg."
"...how'd he mess up this time?"
"I stopped an insidious human attempt to infiltrate the Great Hive! "
"He blew up the pizza delivery boy."
"A vile attempt to poison the holy person of the Regis herself-! "
"Third time already. The Regis warned him after the second time."
"After the second time?"
"He didn't tell anybody about the first time until the pizzaria called inquiring about their missing guy. Surveillance tapes caught Corg in the act. It was the Regis's pizza. Now the only place around that makes Flower of Life pizza won't deliver. She's seriously miffed."
"I was attempting to protect the Regis from further corruption by you insidious humans! "
"Devolved again? Makes sense. But aren't sea slugs AQUATIC? They shouldn't be able to breath on land."
"What are you implying, monkey? The Regis wouldn't-*HACK*gasp!!!ghak!!---"
"He's just as dramatic in this form."
"Just as DEAD in this form, too."
"Oh dear, now I have to go back to the Regis and do my 'dead parrot' routine."
"Slug. Dead slug."
"You know what I mean."

SRoss wrote:"Indeed, that is a problem ... So Annie! How would you top Sea Slug?"

taalismn wrote:Corg: "I am unfamilar with this human word 'lichen'..."
"Just be glad it's not 'mildew'."

Arnie100 wrote:

SRoss wrote:"Indeed, that is a problem ... So Annie! How would you top Sea Slug?"

Annie: "I could use a new loofah..."

SRoss wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:

SRoss wrote:"Indeed, that is a problem ... So Annie! How would you top Sea Slug?"

Annie: "I could use a new loofah..."

Corg:

taalismn wrote:Saving that for when Corg REALLY screws up....

"Nice going, Corg, you just TANKED the entire franchise. Even the diehards became bronies."

Arnie100 wrote:Corg: "Don't give her any ideas! I'm in enough trouble as it is!"

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:Corg: "Don't give her any ideas! I'm in enough trouble as it is!"

At long last, Corg shows some commonsense, even if it is only self preservation talking.

Don't worry, it won't last long.

"I love my life, I will do nothing to jeopardize my life and freedo-HUMAN VERMIN! DIE!"
"CORG!!! THAT WAS THE MAILMAN WITH MY PACKAGES FROM -HOME SHOPPING NETWORK-!"
"...."

taalismn wrote:"I love my life, I will do nothing to jeopardize my life and freedo-HUMAN VERMIN! DIE!"
"CORG!!! THAT WAS THE MAILMAN WITH MY PACKAGES FROM -HOME SHOPPING NETWORK-!"
"...."

"Annie! Why is there an Invid Scout at the door holding a loofah?"

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:"I love my life, I will do nothing to jeopardize my life and freedo-HUMAN VERMIN! DIE!"
"CORG!!! THAT WAS THE MAILMAN WITH MY PACKAGES FROM -HOME SHOPPING NETWORK-!"
"...."

"Annie! Why is there an Invid Scout at the door holding a loofah?"

"Somebody apparently has a short attention span..."

taalismn wrote:"I love my life, I will do nothing to jeopardize my life and freedo-HUMAN VERMIN! DIE!"
"CORG!!! THAT WAS THE MAILMAN WITH MY PACKAGES FROM -HOME SHOPPING NETWORK-!"
"...."

Told you.

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:"I love my life, I will do nothing to jeopardize my life and freedo-HUMAN VERMIN! DIE!"
"CORG!!! THAT WAS THE MAILMAN WITH MY PACKAGES FROM -HOME SHOPPING NETWORK-!"
"...."

"Annie! Why is there an Invid Scout at the door holding a loofah?"

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:"I love my life, I will do nothing to jeopardize my life and freedo-HUMAN VERMIN! DIE!"
"CORG!!! THAT WAS THE MAILMAN WITH MY PACKAGES FROM -HOME SHOPPING NETWORK-!"
"...."

"Annie! Why is there an Invid Scout at the door holding a loofah?"

"Somebody apparently has a short attention span..."

Loofah-Corg: "Come on!! What did I do wrong this time?!"
Sera: "Let's see...blowing up Mom's bathtub...killing the pizza delivery guy AND the mailman..."
Loofah-Corg: "Oh, yeah. That."

Vanessa Leeds: "Annie? I think your loofah's possessed or something! Or does it normally threaten your house guests with death?"
Annie: "Never mind him! He's just grouchy."
Vanessa: "You sure? I can call an exorcist just in case."

"Hello, Father Dusty Ayres, Exorcist, at your service."

Arnie100 wrote:Loofah-Corg: "Come on!! What did I do wrong this time?!"
Sera: "Let's see...blowing up Mom's bathtub...killing the pizza delivery guy AND the mailman..."
Loofah-Corg: "Oh, yeah. That."

taalismn wrote:Vanessa Leeds: "Annie? I think your loofah's possessed or something! Or does it normally threaten your house guests with death?"
Annie: "Never mind him! He's just grouchy."
Vanessa: "You sure? I can call an exorcist just in case."

"Hello, Father Dusty Ayres, Exorcist, at your service."

"Somehow I don't think saying prayers over this loofah's going to do anything, Father Ayres."
"That's alright, I come from the school of Shoot It FIrst Then Pray Over Its Smoking Remains Afterwards."
"Does that work?"
"Not always."
"What do you do then?"
"Well, there's explosives. And burning."

Loofah-Corg:

Father Dusty: "So, what is the name your demonic hell-spawned loofah calls itself?"
Vanessa: "It calls itself 'Corg'."
Father Dusty: "Hmmmm....sounds ...Invid....Or, it also sounds sorta like the name of a two-timing rat who left me to die in a god-forsaken hellhole of an ....Invid...laboratory, before I escaped and ...Well, I forgave him because it is in my nature as a man of the cloth...though I wasn't ordained at that time...and I kinda forgave him AFTER I'd blown his rotten, wretched, traitorous he-but anyways I forgave him...though if I get the rest of the cowardly scum who...well, I'll forgive them too..DOWN, DAMIEN! DOWN! NO KILLING! NOW IS NOT THE TIME!"
Vanessa: "...uh...your arm.."
Father Ayres: "Ah, yes, vocal commands...very advanced prosthetic control system. You have to use the proper words to control them. Anyways, moving right along, the loofah has an Invid-sounding name, which is funny, because I have this sort of...thing...about the Invid..DAMIEN! WHAT DID I TELL YOU?! NO KILLING!!! NOT NOW!!"

Louie: "So hows the chainsaw attachment working out?"

Corg:

Corg: "Mom? I'll be good...promise! Cross my heart and hope to kill all humans! Especially the people writing this stuff!!"

Louie: "Well, we got Mister Ayres' arm problems straightened out somewhat. 'Damien' is now much better behaved."
Vanessa: "Oh good. It was kind of disturbing watching the man being dragged along by his arm."
Louie: "Problem is now, 'Azrael' tried to kick me to death."
Vanessa: "...?..."
Louie: "HIs right leg."
Annie: (who's just come back into the room, about faces and goes back out)"Nope...not hearing this..."

Corg: "(Sob) All I've ever wanted was to be a good Invid...killing humans, making them slaves, killing more humans...now I'm this thing called a 'loofah' for some crazy human child and there's this other crazy human who talks to his body parts and who's trying to kill me...IT'S NOT FAIR!! (Sniff)"

taalismn wrote:"Somehow I don't think saying prayers over this loofah's going to do anything, Father Ayres."
"That's alright, I come from the school of Shoot It FIrst Then Pray Over Its Smoking Remains Afterwards."
"Does that work?"
"Not always."
"What do you do then?"
"Well, there's explosives. And burning."

They could always get Father Anderson.

Arnie100 wrote:Loofah-Corg:

Dairugger XV wrote:Annie: "What do you do when it starts speaking giberish, spins its head around and vomits?"
Dusty: "I call a janitor, and then resume shooting."
Annie: "Well, it just vomitted."
Dusty: "Edwards, get in here and clean this up!"
Edwards: "Can I at least used a mop this time?"
Dusty: "No, you will use your tongue like always."
Edwards: "I think I'm going to vomit."
Dustly: "No, you're not. I had cybernetics installed to not only increase your sense of taste, but to prevent you from vomitting."
Annie: "Yeah, I'm going to be in the other room."

taalismn wrote:Father Dusty: "So, what is the name your demonic hell-spawned loofah calls itself?"
Vanessa: "It calls itself 'Corg'."
Father Dusty: "Hmmmm....sounds ...Invid....Or, it also sounds sorta like the name of a two-timing rat who left me to die in a god-forsaken hellhole of an ....Invid...laboratory, before I escaped and ...Well, I forgave him because it is in my nature as a man of the cloth...though I wasn't ordained at that time...and I kinda forgave him AFTER I'd blown his rotten, wretched, traitorous he-but anyways I forgave him...though if I get the rest of the cowardly scum who...well, I'll forgive them too..DOWN, DAMIEN! DOWN! NO KILLING! NOW IS NOT THE TIME!"
Vanessa: "...uh...your arm.."
Father Ayres: "Ah, yes, vocal commands...very advanced prosthetic control system. You have to use the proper words to control them. Anyways, moving right along, the loofah has an Invid-sounding name, which is funny, because I have this sort of...thing...about the Invid..DAMIEN! WHAT DID I TELL YOU?! NO KILLING!!! NOT NOW!!"

Dairugger XV wrote:Louie: "Give me five minutes with your arm."
Dusty: "Buy it dinner first."
Louie: "I only deal with completely humaniform, preferably female humaniform, technology that way, not prosthetics. I'm only updating the control network on it."
Dusty: "Alright, fine."
Louie comes back three minutes later: "Now it will obey you via thought command."
Dusty: "Great! DAMIEN, NO! Stop choking Corg!"
Louie: "Yeah, seem a bit of a disconnect between what you think and what you say."
Dusty: "So what now?"
Louie: "Psychotherapy, we found one that made Minmei's personality tollerable."
Dusty: "Wow! Who?"
Louie: "The Praxian Bela."
Dusty: "Pain aversion therapy is not what I'm signing up for."

SRoss wrote:Louie: "So hows the chainsaw attachment working out?"

Corg:

Arnie100 wrote:Corg: "Mom? I'll be good...promise! Cross my heart and hope to kill all humans! Especially the people writing this stuff!!"

taalismn wrote:Louie: "Well, we got Mister Ayres' arm problems straightened out somewhat. 'Damien' is now much better behaved."
Vanessa: "Oh good. It was kind of disturbing watching the man being dragged along by his arm."
Louie: "Problem is now, 'Azrael' tried to kick me to death."
Vanessa: "...?..."
Louie: "HIs right leg."
Annie: (who's just come back into the room, about faces and goes back out)"Nope...not hearing this..."

Arnie100 wrote:Corg: "(Sob) All I've ever wanted was to be a good Invid...killing humans, making them slaves, killing more humans...now I'm this thing called a 'loofah' for some crazy human child and there's this other crazy human who talks to his body parts and who's trying to kill me...IT'S NOT FAIR!! (Sniff)"

Vanessa: "HE'S complaining?! I was taking a nice hot SPONGEBATH when he starts making noises about 'disgusting humans' and how he'd 'bathe us all in blood'! And you know, he saw me NAKED! I feel...unclean..."
Corg: "As well you should! I felt nothing but disgust being forced to come in contact with your uncovered human form...touching your unclothed, wet, shapes....being pushed around your ...hideous....slick....freakishly soft...."
Annie: "Vanessa-san, I'm not sure a weedwacker is designed to be used like that..."

Kim: "Don't worry! I know this Clint Eastwood wannabe" (Pointing at Ayres) "Wouldn't do, so I called in REAL help!!!"

Sister of Cleaning: (Kicking in the door) "PREPARE TO BURN CARNAL HELLSPO!!!? Wait that's a loofah!?!"

Loofah Corg: "Please I'll do anything!!! Just get me away from these insane humans!!!"

Sister of Cleaning: "Anything?"

Annie: "I think I'm going to go back to the other room now..."

(Wall smashes in...no, it's not the Kool-Aid Guy)
Immaculate Marine: "ARRRGGHHHHH!!!! Disease-shedding heretics abound! THis screams for the cleansing balm of the Soap God! AGHHH!!! What is this unspeakable abomination! YOu share a common filth-laden absorbent reservoir of corruption?! UGH!!! The vector of dark rot is made obvious! Fear not, the Time fo Cleansing is at hand! Starting with the incineration of that devil-rag! LET THE FIRES BURN HOT AND CLEAN!!!"
Sister of Cleaning: "Oh (frustration)...."
Corg-Loofah:"...i hate crossovers...."