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SRoss wrote:Karno: (Holding a rubber ducky) "Ah! Time for a nice relaxing AAAGGGGHHHH!!"

Guard #1: "Sir! they've infiltrated the Mothership through the Grey Wa ... Nevermind."

Musica: "Karno!!! This is MY bathtub!!!"

Terminator: "Micronian movment in that wooded area over there! Advance!"
(Three Terninnators charge across a field, weapons ready-
//////FSSSSTTTTTT////// -the lawn sprinklers cut in.
-none of them make it across the field)

Karno: "Great...I have to be down here leading a squad of infantry...so I made a mistake...what's this? A human swimming pool?"
Terminator: "Sir...we'll cover you while you check it out..."
Karno: "Alright...fine...HEY!! (As the terminafors suddenly disappear) It's a swimming pool, what could possibly go wr -- AAAAGGGHHHH!!"
Terminator: "Sorry, Sir. Orders from Musica."

Arnie100 wrote:Karno: "Great...I have to be down here leading a squad of infantry...so I made a mistake...what's this? A human swimming pool?"
Terminator: "Sir...we'll cover you while you check it out..."
Karno: "Alright...fine...HEY!! (As the terminafors suddenly disappear) It's a swimming pool, what could possibly go wr -- AAAAGGGHHHH!!"
Terminator: "Sorry, Sir. Orders from Musica."

"The other armies have K-9 corps. We use orcas instead."

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:Karno: "Great...I have to be down here leading a squad of infantry...so I made a mistake...what's this? A human swimming pool?"
Terminator: "Sir...we'll cover you while you check it out..."
Karno: "Alright...fine...HEY!! (As the terminafors suddenly disappear) It's a swimming pool, what could possibly go wr -- AAAAGGGHHHH!!"
Terminator: "Sorry, Sir. Orders from Musica."

"The other armies have K-9 corps. We use orcas instead."

you can actually build that with the battletech Beast mounted infantry rules..

Arnie100 wrote:Thug: "No; Boss, not the fruitcake!! Please!"
Crime Boss: "Who else wants a fruitcake?!"

(Thugs flee in terror...)

Angelo: "Mom, where do you get money for bingo?"
Angelo's Mom: "It's better you don't know, son. For your own safety."

taalismn wrote:Little known fact: Just before the Robotech Masters launched their all-out offensive against Monument City, the city's defenses were bolstered by the arrival of a Regiment of Sea Squad troops. Though of little use in preventing the nuking of Monument City, the deployed SEa Squad infantry quickly made themselves felt when Tirolian infantry invaded the relatively untouched suburbs and satellite communities of Monument...only to start disappearing when they strayed too close to rivers, ponds, municipal pools, private swimming pools, and public fountains. It got so bad that the Tirolian soldiery even began to give bird baths and water coolers a wide berth....
Interviewed later, the commander of the naval regiment only said that she 'applied alligator tactics'.

Arnie100 wrote:Terminator #1: "What a lovely pool of -- AAAGGGGHHHH!! (As a hand reaches up and pulls him under)"
Terminator #2: "Where'd he go?!"
Tdrminator #3: "He was standing by that pond over there...why don't you go check it out?"
Terminator #2: "Okay...Won't take lo -- AAAGHH!!"
Terminator #3: "What the --?!"
Terminator #4: "Everything alright? Did you check that pond?"
Terminator #3: "Oh; yeah...Nothing in there...let's go..."

taalismn wrote:Terminator #5: "Guys, I'm just going to have a drink. Just be a sec."
Terminator#3: "OKay. Check the perimeter, guys."
(Terminator #5 opens his helmet, leans over the bubbler.
Doesn't see the wire loop come out of the cooler drain and go around his neck)
-snikt-
*gyraahhh*
(head rolls loose)
Terminator#3:"What the --?! They got Hern!"(starts shooting into the surrounding bushes)

Arnie100 wrote:Terminator #4: "I gotta use the bathroom!"
Terminator #3: "WAIT!! Check it for booby -- *boom* -- -- Never mind..."

SRoss wrote:Karno: (Holding a rubber ducky) "Ah! Time for a nice relaxing AAAGGGGHHHH!!"

Guard #1: "Sir! they've infiltrated the Mothership through the Grey Wa ... Nevermind."

SRoss wrote:Invid Scout: "This is why we never developed an aquatic unit during our occupation."

Arnie100 wrote:

SRoss wrote:Karno: (Holding a rubber ducky) "Ah! Time for a nice relaxing AAAGGGGHHHH!!"

Guard #1: "Sir! they've infiltrated the Mothership through the Grey Wa ... Nevermind."

Musica: "Karno!!! This is MY bathtub!!!"

taalismn wrote:Terminator: "Micronian movment in that wooded area over there! Advance!"
(Three Terninnators charge across a field, weapons ready-
//////FSSSSTTTTTT////// -the lawn sprinklers cut in.
-none of them make it across the field)

Arnie100 wrote:Karno: "Great...I have to be down here leading a squad of infantry...so I made a mistake...what's this? A human swimming pool?"
Terminator: "Sir...we'll cover you while you check it out..."
Karno: "Alright...fine...HEY!! (As the terminafors suddenly disappear) It's a swimming pool, what could possibly go wr -- AAAAGGGHHHH!!"
Terminator: "Sorry, Sir. Orders from Musica."

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:Karno: "Great...I have to be down here leading a squad of infantry...so I made a mistake...what's this? A human swimming pool?"
Terminator: "Sir...we'll cover you while you check it out..."
Karno: "Alright...fine...HEY!! (As the terminafors suddenly disappear) It's a swimming pool, what could possibly go wr -- AAAAGGGHHHH!!"
Terminator: "Sorry, Sir. Orders from Musica."

"The other armies have K-9 corps. We use orcas instead."

glitterboy2098 wrote:

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:Karno: "Great...I have to be down here leading a squad of infantry...so I made a mistake...what's this? A human swimming pool?"
Terminator: "Sir...we'll cover you while you check it out..."
Karno: "Alright...fine...HEY!! (As the terminafors suddenly disappear) It's a swimming pool, what could possibly go wr -- AAAAGGGHHHH!!"
Terminator: "Sorry, Sir. Orders from Musica."

"The other armies have K-9 corps. We use orcas instead."

you can actually build that with the battletech Beast mounted infantry rules..

glitterboy2098 wrote:
you can actually build that with the battletech Beast mounted infantry rules..

Perhaps with alien lifeforms, but weren't all the cetaceans killed off on Earth? Even the genebanks got wiped out during the Amaris Coup and the counter-assault on Earth.

But no matter..
"Let me get this straight; most of your Level 1 Termination Squad got annihilated by INFLATABLE POOL TOYS?!"
"The micronians, they're savage! Inhuman! Barbarians! My senior centurion was strangled by a blow-up sea serpent!"

"It's just a bird feeder! Nothing to be afraid of, see?"
"Uhm, Sir? Behind you!"
"There's NOTHING to be afr -- AAAAAGGGHHH!!!!
(Flees in terror)

taalismn wrote:

glitterboy2098 wrote:
you can actually build that with the battletech Beast mounted infantry rules..

Perhaps with alien lifeforms, but weren't all the cetaceans killed off on Earth? Even the genebanks got wiped out during the Amaris Coup and the counter-assault on Earth.

not sure where your getting this. i've never heard such stuff.
and Orca were listed specifically in the rules, alongside horses, tabriranths, branth, and various other critters.

glitterboy2098 wrote:[
not sure where your getting this. i've never heard such stuff.
and Orca were listed specifically in the rules, alongside horses, tabriranths, branth, and various other critters.

My mistake; I'd second-sourced the info from a fanfiction where the author indicated that dolphins were effectively extinct in the Inner Sphere.

Terminator: "So does anyone want to volunteer for the new Aquatic Combat Unit? Hey...where'd you guys go?"
AAAGGHHH!!!!
Terminator: "Ho-kay...Aquatic Combat Unit...bad idea, very bad idea."

Terminator1:"Say, how much, percentage wise, of the human body is water?"
Terminator2: "It varies, but roughly about sixty-five percent. Why do you as-AAAARRRRGGHHH!!!"
Terminator1: "EEEEEEEEEEE!!!"(runs away)
SeaSquad Lieutenant: (popping out of nearby sewer drain) "Okay, Ripley, that was gross. Effective, but gross."
Corporal Ripley:(climbing out of Terminator2's chest) "Just wanted to see if it could be done. Damn, that's just as nasty from THIS side of it!"

Musica: "Karno, you wanna go skinny-dipping?"
Karno: "Yes!! SCORE!! (Fist pump)"
Musica: "You FIRST!"
Karno: "Alri -- AAAGGGHHHHH!!!!"
Musica; "MUAHAHAHAHAHA!"

(On patrol nearby...)

Terminator #1: "Did you hear something??"
Terminator #2: "Absolutely nothing. For your sake, neither did you!"
Terminator #1: "Nothing. Right. Got it!"

"Take a rest, troopers, the micronians seem to be ignoring us for now. Probably because we're nowhere near water at the moment."
"Commander, how do the micronians clean themselves?"
"Well. there's no evidence that they have sonic showers or ion baths, so they have to resort to more primitive and wasteful means like running water...what are you pointing at? Oh my, I believe that is called a ..shower head...AAARRGGHHHHHHHH!!!"

"Okay, that's just not humanly possible. How is it possible?!"
"Well, you know those jokes you tell about us squids having webbed feet?"
"Yeah, what about 'em?"
"We took the concept of adaptation to water more seriously..."
"Huh?"
"APS: Liquid."

what next, water benders?

glitterboy2098 wrote:what next, water benders?

Summon Water Elemental.

"I AM NOT TAKING A SHOWER!!"
"For crying out loud, we use SONIC showers, you idiot"
"FINE. YOU take one!"
"Alright. See? Perfectly sa -- what's this? Who replaced the sonic showers with wat -- AAAGGGGHHHHH!!!!"

Charon: "You Again!"

Karno: (Sitting in the ferry) "Yeah yeah, just take me to the back ex...Aaaaaah!!!"

Charon: "Wow! They're not wasting time."

(Two ASC troopers are hiding out near an evacuated school, as the Tirolians are invading area)
Trooper: "Man, did you hear about what the squids are doing?! Like, those guys got SUPERPOWERS! Anywhere there's open or running water, they're got these incredible powers! And they never told anybody? It's so not like fair that guys like me and you, in the Tactical Corps, and you in the Desert Offense Squad, don't got powers like that!"
(Just then several Tirolian clone-soldiers come charging across the empty school yard, running around the playground equipment, then cutting across the sandbox)
*SCHLORP*
"-aaaaagg!!!-"
(The TC Trooper turns and looks at his companion, who's trying to look innocent behind full body armor)
Trooper: "Oh, you ####ing sod!"

*terminator 2* "why did the master's have to land us in the desert? we've been out here all day and i'm dry."
*terminator 3* "WAIT! don't open that canteen!"
*terminator 1* "wait, nothing happened"
over the dune -
*desert squad trooper* "no, it's my mission."
*sea squad trooper* "no, they opened a thing of water. it is clearly my jurisdiction.."

glitterboy2098 wrote:*terminator 2* "why did the master's have to land us in the desert? we've been out here all day and i'm dry."
*terminator 3* "WAIT! don't open that canteen!"
*terminator 1* "wait, nothing happened"
over the dune -
*desert squad trooper* "no, it's my mission."
*sea squad trooper* "no, they opened a thing of water. it is clearly my jurisdiction.."

*Tactical Air Force trooper*: "They're standing in and breathing air. It's MY jurisdiction."
(over the dune there's distant screams dopplering away)
DOS/SS Troopers:(together) "Kill-stealer!"

Terminator #1: "QUICK! Hide in the tre ... Aaaaaaaaaaaaagh!!!"

Forest Division Trooper: "Forgot about us, didn't you."

(A Sea Squad trooper, a Desert Offense Squad trooper, and a Tactical Air Force trooper are standing around near some ruins when a Tirolian Legionnaire suddenly appears-)
Legionnaire: "-aaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaa!!!!!-"
(-on fire)
The three ASC soldiers look at the comet-like alien disappearing back into the distance)
Sea Squad Trooper:" "...okay, my money's on the Civil Defense Corp guys. They're really INTENSE about fires."
Desert Offense Squad Trooper: "Nah, it's gotta be the Cold Weather Offense Squad, just because opposites and all.."
Tactical Air Force Trooper: "No, I'm betting Mountain Squad; volcanoes and all that."

Nova: "That was me, boys." (Walking past the shocked troopers with a proton pack slung over her shoulder)
Sea Squad Trooper: "What idiot gave her one of those?"

Arnie100 wrote:Nova: "That was me, boys." (Walking past the shocked troopers with a proton pack slung over her shoulder)
Sea Squad Trooper: "What idiot gave her one of those?"

Somebody's abusing the fact that they got access keys to the Crossovers evidence locker, I see...

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:Nova: "That was me, boys." (Walking past the shocked troopers with a proton pack slung over her shoulder)
Sea Squad Trooper: "What idiot gave her one of those?"

Somebody's abusing the fact that they got access keys to the Crossovers evidence locker, I see...

Nova: "There are times when I love my job (Twirling the keys with her finger)!"
Dana: "You need to get out more."

"Okay, according to inventory there was SUPPOSED to be an infantry-portable nuclear rocket launcher from one of the Starship Trooper universes on this shelf. Where'd it go?"

Arnie100: "Guys!! Lookit what I got!!"
taalismn: "Where did you get that?"
Arnie100: "Someone needed some info on a certain blonde. You want one?
taalismn:

(In her office...)

Nova: "So Dana HAS been dying her hair...(browsing through some pictures)...so, that's her high school yearbook picture...she said she never took one...for once, those guys were actually helpful."

(Down below...)

Charon: "I just got a BAD feeling...."

A few Terminators move through a mangrove swamp in the rainforest and nothing happens.

Jungle Squad Trooper: "Their in the jungle, so they're mine!"

Marsh Division Trooper: "No! They're in a swamp so they're mine!"

Sea Squad Trooper: "Uh, uh, they're in water."

Meanwhile.

Terminators: "Aaaaaah!!!"

Recon Escort Patrol Trooper: "Ya snooze, ya lose."

(In the sewers of Monument City...)

Terminator #1: "It's gotta be safe down here..."
Karno: "I dunno...but it sure stinks..."
Terminator #2: "But...the...water!"
Karno: "DON'T EVEN LOOK AT IT!!"
Terminator #2: "Wait what's that? It sounds like flushing..."
Karno: "Flushing?! Oh, no!"
Terminators: (Turn around and see Sea Squad troopers on surfboards, doing some pretty nifty moves I might add, heading towards them) "Oh, crap!"

Arnie100 wrote:(In the sewers of Monument City...)

Terminator #1: "It's gotta be safe down here..."
Karno: "I dunno...but it sure stinks..."
Terminator #2: "But...the...water!"
Karno: "DON'T EVEN LOOK AT IT!!"
Terminator #2: "Wait what's that? It sounds like flushing..."
Karno: "Flushing?! Oh, no!"
Terminators: (Turn around and see Sea Squad troopers on surfboards, doing some pretty nifty moves I might add, heading towards them) "Oh, crap!"

Sea Squad Trooper: "KOWABUNGA DUDES!!!"

(Suddenly a heavy grate falls into place between the Triumvirates and the Sea Squad...the Sea Squad doing a good imitation of flies hitting a door screen)
Karno: "WE'RE SAVED!"
(-then the muck on their side of the grate surges up, revealing several dozen armored BioSanitation Troopers aiming weapons at the Tirolians)
BSBTrooper: "Nah, they were poaching on our territory."
++++++
Karno: "Miss me?"
Charon: <"No. And is that a mop up your-?">
Karno: "Yes. Bye."

(Meanwhile Edwards and Kyle's apt...)

Edwards: "Hello:..They're doing WHAT down there?! Nono...can't show up...*hack...coughcough*...see? Sick...Kyle! It's for you!"
Kyle: "Hello...Tomorrow, no...I got plans...called in sick...EDWARDS!!!" (Door slams shut...)

(Down below...)

Charon: (Looking up...) "Hey...cut it out up there!! Don't make me come up there!! You don't want ME coming up there, do you?!" (Waves oar in a threatening manner)
.

FM Leonard: "Just how in the hell did the JANITORS manage to get a megadamage rotorooter?!"
General Emerson: "Evidently the bill for hundred-thousand dollar outhouses was a cover for their R&D."

taalismn wrote:FM Leonard: "Just how in the hell did the JANITORS manage to get a megadamage rotorooter?!"
General Emerson: "Evidently the bill for hundred-thousand dollar outhouses was a cover for their R&D."

Fredricks: "Sir, the Tirolians are charging us with war crimes! Something about cruel and unusual bowl cleaning?"

SRoss wrote:[

Fredricks: "Sir, the Tirolians are charging us with war crimes! Something about cruel and unusual bowel cleaning?"

Fixed.

FM Leonard: "Just what in the hell do the BSS expect to.do with a megadamage rotorooter?!"
General Emerson: "Spring cleaning, Sir?"

taalismn wrote:

glitterboy2098 wrote:
you can actually build that with the battletech Beast mounted infantry rules..

Perhaps with alien lifeforms, but weren't all the cetaceans killed off on Earth? Even the genebanks got wiped out during the Amaris Coup and the counter-assault on Earth.

But no matter..
"Let me get this straight; most of your Level 1 Termination Squad got annihilated by INFLATABLE POOL TOYS?!"
"The micronians, they're savage! Inhuman! Barbarians! My senior centurion was strangled by a blow-up sea serpent!"

Arnie100 wrote:"It's just a bird feeder! Nothing to be afraid of, see?"
"Uhm, Sir? Behind you!"
"There's NOTHING to be afr -- AAAAAGGGHHH!!!!
(Flees in terror)

taalismn wrote:

glitterboy2098 wrote:[
not sure where your getting this. i've never heard such stuff.
and Orca were listed specifically in the rules, alongside horses, tabriranths, branth, and various other critters.

My mistake; I'd second-sourced the info from a fanfiction where the author indicated that dolphins were effectively extinct in the Inner Sphere.

Well, that's a bummer if its true.

Arnie100 wrote:Terminator: "So does anyone want to volunteer for the new Aquatic Combat Unit? Hey...where'd you guys go?"
AAAGGHHH!!!!
Terminator: "Ho-kay...Aquatic Combat Unit...bad idea, very bad idea."

taalismn wrote:Terminator1:"Say, how much, percentage wise, of the human body is water?"
Terminator2: "It varies, but roughly about sixty-five percent. Why do you as-AAAARRRRGGHHH!!!"
Terminator1: "EEEEEEEEEEE!!!"(runs away)
SeaSquad Lieutenant: (popping out of nearby sewer drain) "Okay, Ripley, that was gross. Effective, but gross."
Corporal Ripley:(climbing out of Terminator2's chest) "Just wanted to see if it could be done. Damn, that's just as nasty from THIS side of it!"

Arnie100 wrote:Musica: "Karno, you wanna go skinny-dipping?"
Karno: "Yes!! SCORE!! (Fist pump)"
Musica: "You FIRST!"
Karno: "Alri -- AAAGGGHHHHH!!!!"
Musica; "MUAHAHAHAHAHA!"

(On patrol nearby...)

Terminator #1: "Did you hear something??"
Terminator #2: "Absolutely nothing. For your sake, neither did you!"
Terminator #1: "Nothing. Right. Got it!"

taalismn wrote:"Take a rest, troopers, the micronians seem to be ignoring us for now. Probably because we're nowhere near water at the moment."
"Commander, how do the micronians clean themselves?"
"Well. there's no evidence that they have sonic showers or ion baths, so they have to resort to more primitive and wasteful means like running water...what are you pointing at? Oh my, I believe that is called a ..shower head...AAARRGGHHHHHHHH!!!"

"Okay, that's just not humanly possible. How is it possible?!"
"Well, you know those jokes you tell about us squids having webbed feet?"
"Yeah, what about 'em?"
"We took the concept of adaptation to water more seriously..."
"Huh?"
"APS: Liquid."

glitterboy2098 wrote:what next, water benders?

taalismn wrote:

glitterboy2098 wrote:what next, water benders?

Summon Water Elemental.

Arnie100 wrote:"I AM NOT TAKING A SHOWER!!"
"For crying out loud, we use SONIC showers, you idiot"
"FINE. YOU take one!"
"Alright. See? Perfectly sa -- what's this? Who replaced the sonic showers with wat -- AAAGGGGHHHHH!!!!"

SRoss wrote:Charon: "You Again!"

Karno: (Sitting in the ferry) "Yeah yeah, just take me to the back ex...Aaaaaah!!!"

Charon: "Wow! They're not wasting time."

taalismn wrote:(Two ASC troopers are hiding out near an evacuated school, as the Tirolians are invading area)
Trooper: "Man, did you hear about what the squids are doing?! Like, those guys got SUPERPOWERS! Anywhere there's open or running water, they're got these incredible powers! And they never told anybody? It's so not like fair that guys like me and you, in the Tactical Corps, and you in the Desert Offense Squad, don't got powers like that!"
(Just then several Tirolian clone-soldiers come charging across the empty school yard, running around the playground equipment, then cutting across the sandbox)
*SCHLORP*
"-aaaaagg!!!-"
(The TC Trooper turns and looks at his companion, who's trying to look innocent behind full body armor)
Trooper: "Oh, you ####ing sod!"

glitterboy2098 wrote:*terminator 2* "why did the master's have to land us in the desert? we've been out here all day and i'm dry."
*terminator 3* "WAIT! don't open that canteen!"
*terminator 1* "wait, nothing happened"
over the dune -
*desert squad trooper* "no, it's my mission."
*sea squad trooper* "no, they opened a thing of water. it is clearly my jurisdiction.."

taalismn wrote:

glitterboy2098 wrote:*terminator 2* "why did the master's have to land us in the desert? we've been out here all day and i'm dry."
*terminator 3* "WAIT! don't open that canteen!"
*terminator 1* "wait, nothing happened"
over the dune -
*desert squad trooper* "no, it's my mission."
*sea squad trooper* "no, they opened a thing of water. it is clearly my jurisdiction.."

*Tactical Air Force trooper*: "They're standing in and breathing air. It's MY jurisdiction."
(over the dune there's distant screams dopplering away)
DOS/SS Troopers:(together) "Kill-stealer!"

SRoss wrote:Terminator #1: "QUICK! Hide in the tre ... Aaaaaaaaaaaaagh!!!"

Forest Division Trooper: "Forgot about us, didn't you."

taalismn wrote:(A Sea Squad trooper, a Desert Offense Squad trooper, and a Tactical Air Force trooper are standing around near some ruins when a Tirolian Legionnaire suddenly appears-)
Legionnaire: "-aaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaa!!!!!-"
(-on fire)
The three ASC soldiers look at the comet-like alien disappearing back into the distance)
Sea Squad Trooper:" "...okay, my money's on the Civil Defense Corp guys. They're really INTENSE about fires."
Desert Offense Squad Trooper: "Nah, it's gotta be the Cold Weather Offense Squad, just because opposites and all.."
Tactical Air Force Trooper: "No, I'm betting Mountain Squad; volcanoes and all that."

Arnie100 wrote:Nova: "That was me, boys." (Walking past the shocked troopers with a proton pack slung over her shoulder)
Sea Squad Trooper: "What idiot gave her one of those?"

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:Nova: "That was me, boys." (Walking past the shocked troopers with a proton pack slung over her shoulder)
Sea Squad Trooper: "What idiot gave her one of those?"

Somebody's abusing the fact that they got access keys to the Crossovers evidence locker, I see...

Arnie100 wrote:

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:Nova: "That was me, boys." (Walking past the shocked troopers with a proton pack slung over her shoulder)
Sea Squad Trooper: "What idiot gave her one of those?"

Somebody's abusing the fact that they got access keys to the Crossovers evidence locker, I see...

Nova: "There are times when I love my job (Twirling the keys with her finger)!"
Dana: "You need to get out more."

taalismn wrote:"Okay, according to inventory there was SUPPOSED to be an infantry-portable nuclear rocket launcher from one of the Starship Trooper universes on this shelf. Where'd it go?"

Arnie100 wrote:Arnie100: "Guys!! Lookit what I got!!"
taalismn: "Where did you get that?"
Arnie100: "Someone needed some info on a certain blonde. You want one?
taalismn:

(In her office...)

Nova: "So Dana HAS been dying her hair...(browsing through some pictures)...so, that's her high school yearbook picture...she said she never took one...for once, those guys were actually helpful."

(Down below...)

Charon: "I just got a BAD feeling...."

SRoss wrote:A few Terminators move through a mangrove swamp in the rainforest and nothing happens.

Jungle Squad Trooper: "Their in the jungle, so they're mine!"

Marsh Division Trooper: "No! They're in a swamp so they're mine!"

Sea Squad Trooper: "Uh, uh, they're in water."

Meanwhile.

Terminators: "Aaaaaah!!!"

Recon Escort Patrol Trooper: "Ya snooze, ya lose."

Arnie100 wrote:(In the sewers of Monument City...)

Terminator #1: "It's gotta be safe down here..."
Karno: "I dunno...but it sure stinks..."
Terminator #2: "But...the...water!"
Karno: "DON'T EVEN LOOK AT IT!!"
Terminator #2: "Wait what's that? It sounds like flushing..."
Karno: "Flushing?! Oh, no!"
Terminators: (Turn around and see Sea Squad troopers on surfboards, doing some pretty nifty moves I might add, heading towards them) "Oh, crap!"

SRoss wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:(In the sewers of Monument City...)

Terminator #1: "It's gotta be safe down here..."
Karno: "I dunno...but it sure stinks..."
Terminator #2: "But...the...water!"
Karno: "DON'T EVEN LOOK AT IT!!"
Terminator #2: "Wait what's that? It sounds like flushing..."
Karno: "Flushing?! Oh, no!"
Terminators: (Turn around and see Sea Squad troopers on surfboards, doing some pretty nifty moves I might add, heading towards them) "Oh, crap!"

Sea Squad Trooper: "KOWABUNGA DUDES!!!"

taalismn wrote:(Suddenly a heavy grate falls into place between the Triumvirates and the Sea Squad...the Sea Squad doing a good imitation of flies hitting a door screen)
Karno: "WE'RE SAVED!"
(-then the muck on their side of the grate surges up, revealing several dozen armored BioSanitation Troopers aiming weapons at the Tirolians)
BSBTrooper: "Nah, they were poaching on our territory."
++++++
Karno: "Miss me?"
Charon: <"No. And is that a mop up your-?">
Karno: "Yes. Bye."

Arnie100 wrote:(Meanwhile Edwards and Kyle's apt...)

Edwards: "Hello:..They're doing WHAT down there?! Nono...can't show up...*hack...coughcough*...see? Sick...Kyle! It's for you!"
Kyle: "Hello...Tomorrow, no...I got plans...called in sick...EDWARDS!!!" (Door slams shut...)

(Down below...)

Charon: (Looking up...) "Hey...cut it out up there!! Don't make me come up there!! You don't want ME coming up there, do you?!" (Waves oar in a threatening manner)
.

taalismn wrote:FM Leonard: "Just how in the hell did the JANITORS manage to get a megadamage rotorooter?!"
General Emerson: "Evidently the bill for hundred-thousand dollar outhouses was a cover for their R&D."

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:FM Leonard: "Just how in the hell did the JANITORS manage to get a megadamage rotorooter?!"
General Emerson: "Evidently the bill for hundred-thousand dollar outhouses was a cover for their R&D."

Fredricks: "Sir, the Tirolians are charging us with war crimes! Something about cruel and unusual bowl cleaning?"

Arnie100 wrote:FM Leonard: "Just what in the hell do the BSS expect to.do with a megadamage rotorooter?!"
General Emerson: "Spring cleaning, Sir?"

BSS commander: "have you seen what results from the troops eating those field ration meal's? half the independent nations place accusations of war crimes any time our guys start digging latrines!"

FM Leonard: "Wonderful. They're gonna start accusing us of environmental pollution; as well."

Robotech Master1(because I'm not going to bother always using their McKinney novel names): "How did Karno's latest foray against the humans go?"
Robotech Master2: "...besides the obvious single-person attrition..."
Robotech Master3: "I swear, if we could only deploy all Karno's clones all at once, we'd OUTNUMBER the damn humans!"
Terminator: "Our combat effectiveness is down another 50%. Commander Karno's effectiveness is down by 200%."
Robotech Master1: "That doesn't make any sense. 'Down by 200%'?"
Robotech Master2: "It would be a negative number and you can;t have that in percentile ratings."
Robotech Master3: " Explain this non-standard efficiency rating!"
Terminator: "Well. it means that he's ####ed up to lose the next two missions,...at least..That, and he won't be able to sit down for at least a week."


Terminator 2: "Face it, sir, based on prior experience, this is the closest you'll ever come to sex."
Karno: "JUst shut up and get some pliers on the damn rake handle!!!"

glitterboy2098 wrote:BSS commander: "have you seen what results from the troops eating those field ration meal's? half the independent nations place accusations of war crimes any time our guys start digging latrines!"

Arnie100 wrote:FM Leonard: "Wonderful. They're gonna start accusing us of environmental pollution; as well."

taalismn wrote:Robotech Master1(because I'm not going to bother always using their McKinney novel names): "How did Karno's latest foray against the humans go?"
Robotech Master2: "...besides the obvious single-person attrition..."
Robotech Master3: "I swear, if we could only deploy all Karno's clones all at once, we'd OUTNUMBER the damn humans!"
Terminator: "Our combat effectiveness is down another 50%. Commander Karno's effectiveness is down by 200%."
Robotech Master1: "That doesn't make any sense. 'Down by 200%'?"
Robotech Master2: "It would be a negative number and you can;t have that in percentile ratings."
Robotech Master3: " Explain this non-standard efficiency rating!"
Terminator: "Well. it means that he's ####ed up to lose the next two missions,...at least..That, and he won't be able to sit down for at least a week."


Terminator 2: "Face it, sir, based on prior experience, this is the closest you'll ever come to sex."
Karno: "JUst shut up and get some pliers on the damn rake handle!!!"

Karno: "Ha! Those silly micronians couldn't possibly have expected us to land in Siberia!!!"

Terminator: (Through chattering teeth) "Gee, I wonder why?"

Meanwhile...

Cold Squad Trooper: "They're in the Arctic, they're mine!"

Sea Squad Trooper: "The ice they're on is over water! They're mine!"

E.B.S.I.S. Trooper: "Nyet!!! This is OUR territory!"

Suddenly, the three of them are bowled over as a blond riding a mutant polar bear and a Spartan carrying the biggest @#$%& Gurkha knife ever seen charge after the Tirolians.

Charon: (Looking up) "Again?! *sigh* Ohh, well..." (Shrugs and goes back to reading newspaper)

Arnie100 wrote:Charon: (Looking up) "Again?! *sigh* Ohh, well..." (Shrugs and goes back to reading newspaper)

Terminator: "Can you stamp my gift club card?"

Karno: "YOU @#$%& GET GIFT CARDS!!!"

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