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Ben Dixon: "Hey Ladies! Looking for a good ti...AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!"

Sounds of mecha-gami chainsaws in action.

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:

taalismn wrote:"Zombies...why the hell does it always have to be zombies?..."

Annie: "Ewwwwww...(pulls out the biggest, meanest-looking chainsaw and revs it up)"
Sara: "Mind if I join you?"
Zombie: "Uh-oh..."

I'm really regreting not having had the time this week to finish my 'Vulture' humanoid...it was a Eugenic Hero template made up using the Powers Unlimited Eugenic Heroes charts, to depict a human optimized for fighting the undead in much the same way Rifts psi-stalkers evolved to prey on supernatural critters. Vultures/Scavs were basicaly superpowered humans able to munch safely on zombie(in fact, it was their prefered food...they could only digest rotted/well-aged meat).

"It's not coming to dinner with us..."

SRoss wrote:Ben Dixon: "Hey Ladies! Looking for a good ti...AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!"

Sounds of mecha-gami chainsaws in action.

Charon: "So that's what happened to you?!"
Ben: "Yeah, uhm...."
Chaton: "AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

SRoss wrote:[

"It's not coming to dinner with us..."

Just give us all your mustard and we'll take care of your zombie problem."
"Mustard?"
"Because that swarm's out of New York City, and New Yorkers need a lot of mustard to go down right."

SRoss wrote:Grell: (Banging desperately on the door to the Command Pod) "SIR! PLEASE OPEN UP!!! THE SHIP'S BEEN BOARDED BY ZOMBIES!!! THE GUNS AREN'T WORKING! THE MEN ARE FIGHTING DESPERATE HAND TO HAND!!!"

Meanwhile, in the sealed Command Pod...

Khyron: "More champagne dear?"

Sammie: "Why thank you."

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:Signs Your First Contact MIssion is About to Get TOO Interesting:

"Brrraaaaaiiiinsssss"

taalismn wrote:"Zombies...why the hell does it always have to be zombies?..."

Arnie100 wrote:

taalismn wrote:"Zombies...why the hell does it always have to be zombies?..."

Annie: "Ewwwwww...(pulls out the biggest, meanest-looking chainsaw and revs it up)"
Sara: "Mind if I join you?"
Zombie: "Uh-oh..."

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:

taalismn wrote:"Zombies...why the hell does it always have to be zombies?..."

Annie: "Ewwwwww...(pulls out the biggest, meanest-looking chainsaw and revs it up)"
Sara: "Mind if I join you?"
Zombie: "Uh-oh..."

I'm really regreting not having had the time this week to finish my 'Vulture' humanoid...it was a Eugenic Hero template made up using the Powers Unlimited Eugenic Heroes charts, to depict a human optimized for fighting the undead in much the same way Rifts psi-stalkers evolved to prey on supernatural critters. Vultures/Scavs were basicaly superpowered humans able to munch safely on zombie(in fact, it was their prefered food...they could only digest rotted/well-aged meat).

Interesting...

guardiandashi wrote:

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:

taalismn wrote:"Zombies...why the hell does it always have to be zombies?..."

Annie: "Ewwwwww...(pulls out the biggest, meanest-looking chainsaw and revs it up)"
Sara: "Mind if I join you?"
Zombie: "Uh-oh..."

I'm really regreting not having had the time this week to finish my 'Vulture' humanoid...it was a Eugenic Hero template made up using the Powers Unlimited Eugenic Heroes charts, to depict a human optimized for fighting the undead in much the same way Rifts psi-stalkers evolved to prey on supernatural critters. Vultures/Scavs were basicaly superpowered humans able to munch safely on zombie(in fact, it was their prefered food...they could only digest rotted/well-aged meat).

while technically Sarah could use a chainsaw, she would probably prefer a chain sword or vibroblade.....

Or a lightsaber?

taalismn wrote:That's why I fitted my NeShemarrian ScreamQueen cyborgs with mecha-gami chainsaw arms...makes pruning zombies so much more FUN.

I'll take your word for it.

SRoss wrote:Ben Dixon: "Hey Ladies! Looking for a good ti...AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!"

Sounds of mecha-gami chainsaws in action.

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:

taalismn wrote:"Zombies...why the hell does it always have to be zombies?..."

Annie: "Ewwwwww...(pulls out the biggest, meanest-looking chainsaw and revs it up)"
Sara: "Mind if I join you?"
Zombie: "Uh-oh..."

I'm really regreting not having had the time this week to finish my 'Vulture' humanoid...it was a Eugenic Hero template made up using the Powers Unlimited Eugenic Heroes charts, to depict a human optimized for fighting the undead in much the same way Rifts psi-stalkers evolved to prey on supernatural critters. Vultures/Scavs were basicaly superpowered humans able to munch safely on zombie(in fact, it was their prefered food...they could only digest rotted/well-aged meat).

"It's not coming to dinner with us..."

Arnie100 wrote:

SRoss wrote:Ben Dixon: "Hey Ladies! Looking for a good ti...AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!"

Sounds of mecha-gami chainsaws in action.

Charon: "So that's what happened to you?!"
Ben: "Yeah, uhm...."
Chaton: "AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:[

"It's not coming to dinner with us..."

Just give us all your mustard and we'll take care of your zombie problem."
"Mustard?"
"Because that swarm's out of New York City, and New Yorkers need a lot of mustard to go down right."

Khyron: "So dear, now that Halloween is over, what shall we reconstitute Grell as?"

SRoss wrote:Khyron: "So dear, now that Halloween is over, what shall we reconstitute Grell as?"

Azonia: "Jell-O."

SRoss wrote:Khyron: "So dear, now that Halloween is over, what shall we reconstitute Grell as?"

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:Khyron: "So dear, now that Halloween is over, what shall we reconstitute Grell as?"

Azonia: "Jell-O."

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:Khyron: "So dear, now that Halloween is over, what shall we reconstitute Grell as?"

Azonia: "Jell-O."

Gloval: "Now, now, Сексуальная кукла, lets not get harsh. Why do we let these two lovers figure it out and go somewhere to drop that iron curtain of yours."

Annnndddddd....and it's the return of Sexy Seductive Gloval, Romancer of Dangerous Women!

taalismn wrote:Annnndddddd....and it's the return of Sexy Seductive Gloval, Romancer of Dangerous Women!

('70s p**n-style music beguns playing in the background..."

Gloval: "Hey, baby..." (Barry White-style...)
Azonia:

Arnie100 wrote:[


('70s p**n-style music beguns playing in the background..."

Gloval: "Hey, baby..." (Barry White-style...)
Azonia:

Kids, don't try this at home. Gloval is a professional and knows the risks.
You'll just get your ass kicked and your 'nads removed.

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:Khyron: "So dear, now that Halloween is over, what shall we reconstitute Grell as?"

Azonia: "Jell-O."

Gloval: "Now, now, Сексуальная кукла, lets not get harsh. Why do we let these two lovers figure it out and go somewhere to drop that iron curtain of yours."

taalismn wrote:Annnndddddd....and it's the return of Sexy Seductive Gloval, Romancer of Dangerous Women!

Arnie100 wrote:

taalismn wrote:Annnndddddd....and it's the return of Sexy Seductive Gloval, Romancer of Dangerous Women!

('70s p**n-style music beguns playing in the background..."

Gloval: "Hey, baby..." (Barry White-style...)
Azonia:

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:[


('70s p**n-style music beguns playing in the background..."

Gloval: "Hey, baby..." (Barry White-style...)
Azonia:

Kids, don't try this at home. Gloval is a professional and knows the risks.
You'll just get your ass kicked and your 'nads removed.

More Signs Your Alien Contact Mission Is Going to be TOO Interesting:

-"We are going to AGGRESSIVELY seek contact with these unknowns!"

-"Last contact made with this species was a garbled commique from one of our colony worlds saying 'gr-!--agh!-lp!'We're still trying to figure that one out."

-"Your contact specialist last served a distinguished stint in Mauve Squadron."

-"This is Mister Burke, the (big-ass) corporation field agent. He'll be accompanying your mission."

-"In and out, make contact with the aliens, then come home in time for dinner."

-"You all have your little histories of mental instability, but that shouldn't affect this mission, because we expect you all to act professionally."

-"Don't ask about the special cargo you'll be taking along, and don't talk to the mission specialists who are in charge of it. Especially don't talk to the mission specialists."

-"That's need to know only information, and you don't need to know."

-"Will you have any backup in case something happens out there? BWAHHHaahhaha- sorry, allergies."

-"You all have your wills updated, haven't you?"

-"Yeah, the previous eight expeditions to make contact with these aliens didn't succeed. How many made it back? Well, none, but we're optimistic the situation has changed and you'll succeed."

-"Don't go starting a war with these people."

"We're.sending Mauve Squadron as your escorts..."

taalismn wrote:More Signs Your Alien Contact Mission Is Going to be TOO Interesting:

-"We are going to AGGRESSIVELY seek contact with these unknowns!"

-"Last contact made with this species was a garbled commique from one of our colony worlds saying 'gr-!--agh!-lp!'We're still trying to figure that one out."

-"Your contact specialist last served a distinguished stint in Mauve Squadron."

-"This is Mister Burke, the (big-ass) corporation field agent. He'll be accompanying your mission."

-"In and out, make contact with the aliens, then come home in time for dinner."

-"You all have your little histories of mental instability, but that shouldn't affect this mission, because we expect you all to act professionally."

-"Don't ask about the special cargo you'll be taking along, and don't talk to the mission specialists who are in charge of it. Especially don't talk to the mission specialists."

-"That's need to know only information, and you don't need to know."

-"Will you have any backup in case something happens out there? BWAHHHaahhaha- sorry, allergies."

-"You all have your wills updated, haven't you?"

-"Yeah, the previous eight expeditions to make contact with these aliens didn't succeed. How many made it back? Well, none, but we're optimistic the situation has changed and you'll succeed."

-"Don't go starting a war with these people."

Arnie100 wrote:"We're.sending Mauve Squadron as your escorts..."

-"It was either this mission or spending the rest of your life cleaning toilets for Ice Guard."

SRoss wrote:-"It was either this mission or spending the rest of your life cleaning toilets for Ice Guard."

"This is your last chance to make good with us. Succeed, and you come back a hero. Screw up and don't bother coming back..."

"Friendly people, by all accounts. They just seem to have odd laws..."

taalismn wrote:"This is your last chance to make good with us. Succeed, and you come back a hero. Screw up and don't bother coming back..."

"Friendly people, by all accounts. They just seem to have odd laws..."

"Now to bind our treaty, which of you will perform rishathra with Ugg?"

SRoss wrote:"Now to bind our treaty, which of you will perform rishathra with Ugg?"

that would be commander Ivanova.. she'll show you Human Style (SFW)

SRoss wrote:"Now to bind our treaty, which of you will perform rishathra with Ugg?"

Kyle: "I nominate Edwards!"
Edwards: "HEY--"
Alien: "Actually; two is required for this ritual; therefore, YOUR presence is also REQUIRED! (Pointing at Kyle)"
Kyle and Edwards: (Hugging each other)
Alien: "They appear quite eager..."
Ugg:

(Meanwhile...)

Minmei: (Hi-fiving Lisa) "Nice!! VERY nice!"
Rick: "I don't think I wanna know, do I?"
Lisa: "Go fix yourself a nice big vodka, Rick...Minmei and I have...things to discuss..."
Minmei:

glitterboy2098 wrote:

SRoss wrote:"Now to bind our treaty, which of you will perform rishathra with Ugg?"

that would be commander Ivanova.. she'll show you Human Style (SFW)

The fact that the servitor practically high-fives her afterwards speaks volumes.

SRoss wrote:"Now to bind our treaty, which of you will perform rishathra with Ugg?"

glitterboy2098 wrote:

SRoss wrote:"Now to bind our treaty, which of you will perform rishathra with Ugg?"

that would be commander Ivanova.. she'll show you Human Style (SFW)

Arnie100 wrote:

SRoss wrote:"Now to bind our treaty, which of you will perform rishathra with Ugg?"

Kyle: "I nominate Edwards!"
Edwards: "HEY--"
Alien: "Actually; two is required for this ritual; therefore, YOUR presence is also REQUIRED! (Pointing at Kyle)"
Kyle and Edwards: (Hugging each other)
Alien: "They appear quite eager..."
Ugg:

(Meanwhile...)

Minmei: (Hi-fiving Lisa) "Nice!! VERY nice!"
Rick: "I don't think I wanna know, do I?"
Lisa: "Go fix yourself a nice big vodka, Rick...Minmei and I have...things to discuss..."
Minmei:

taalismn wrote:

glitterboy2098 wrote:

SRoss wrote:"Now to bind our treaty, which of you will perform rishathra with Ugg?"

that would be commander Ivanova.. she'll show you Human Style (SFW)

The fact that the servitor practically high-fives her afterwards speaks volumes.

------FWWWHHHAMMM------

"Captain Gloval! The Earth! It's GONE!"
"Well, that certainly puts a crimp in our return plans..."

"So who guessed correctly that Khyron would Fold INTO a planet?"
"Pay up, Breetai."

taalismn wrote:------FWWWHHHAMMM------

"Captain Gloval! The Earth! It's GONE!"
"Well, that certainly puts a crimp in our return plans..."

"So who guessed correctly that Khyron would Fold INTO a planet?"
"Pay up, Breetai."

I should not have laughed as hard as I did.

taalismn wrote:------FWWWHHHAMMM------

"Captain Gloval! The Earth! It's GONE!"
"Well, that certainly puts a crimp in our return plans..."

"So who guessed correctly that Khyron would Fold INTO a planet?"
"Pay up, Breetai."

Chronicler wrote:

taalismn wrote:------FWWWHHHAMMM------

"Captain Gloval! The Earth! It's GONE!"
"Well, that certainly puts a crimp in our return plans..."

"So who guessed correctly that Khyron would Fold INTO a planet?"
"Pay up, Breetai."

I should not have laughed as hard as I did.

Here's your teeth back btw.

And thus Khyron's 'BackStabber' moniker gets changed forever to 'Planetkiller'...and he's not around to enjoy it.

(Down below...)

Khyron: "The inside of a planet?!"
Charon: "Ayup."
Khyron: "Can I --"
Charon: "NO." (Boots Khyron through the revolving door...yet again.)

There was that split second as Khyron's fleet emerged from Foldspace that he was seeing eye to eye with...
Admiral Hayes: "Who the hell are you?!"
Khyron: "I'm-"(flashwhite)

taalismn wrote:And thus Khyron's 'BackStabber' moniker gets changed forever to 'Planetkiller'...and he's not around to enjoy it.

Arnie100 wrote:(Down below...)

Khyron: "The inside of a planet?!"
Charon: "Ayup."
Khyron: "Can I --"
Charon: "NO." (Boots Khyron through the revolving door...yet again.)

taalismn wrote:There was that split second as Khyron's fleet emerged from Foldspace that he was seeing eye to eye with...
Admiral Hayes: "Who the hell are you?!"
Khyron: "I'm-"(flashwhite)

"Milord Khyron, the micronians are right next to their abandoned facility. The trap is set."
"Excellent! Activate the gravity mines and ATTACK! ATTACK! ATTACK!...why aren't we moving? WHY AREN'T WE MOVING?"
"Ah...milord, it seems we're caught in an intense gravity field..."
"WHAT?! That could only happen if......where did you plant the gravity mines?"
"Uh...over there?"
"Then WHY are WE caught in a gravitic-magnetic trap?!"
"Ah..."
"TURN OFF THE GRAVITY MINES!!!!"
"Ah...we can't..."
"AND WHY NOT?!"
"Ah...Warrior Zerpz had the cancellation codes...."
"GET ME WARRIOR ZERPZ! GET HIM TO CANCEL THE GRAVITY MINES!!!"
"...ah, you already got him..."
"WHAT?!!!"
"Warrior Zerpz was in the regult you just destroyed..."
"THEN FIND ME SOMEBODY ELSE TO TURN OFF THE GRAVITY MINES SO WE CAN ATTACK THE MICRONIANS!!!"
"Ah, we need ti have the codes looked up on the flagship databases and transmitted down here...and well, our flagship is on the other side of the planet, hiding from the micronians' sensors..as per your orders..."
".................."
"...milord Khyron?"
"ARRRGGGHHHH!!! I MAY NOT BE ABLE TO MOVE MY LEGS BUT I CAN STILL MOVE MY ARMS TO SHOOT YOU!!!!!AARRGGGHHHHH!!!"
"AIIIEEE!!!!!!"

"Captain Gloval? We're detecting what's either a volcanic eruption or a massive geological subsidence in a canyon several miles' distance from Mars Base Sara."

Tars Tarkus:

Azonia: "Ah, Khyron! You FINALLY grace us with your report! How did you #### up this time?"
Khyron:(smudged with dirt)"...buried myself alive with idiots..."

taalismn wrote:Azonia: "Ah, Khyron! You FINALLY grace us with your report! How did you #### up this time?"
Khyron:(smudged with dirt)"...buried myself alive with idiots..."

Khyron: "It couldn't get any worse. Grell had...GAS."
Azonia: "As the humans would say...eeeewwwww..."
Khyron: "And Gerao..."
Azonia: "DISMISSED, Khyron!"
Khyron: "I can't believe I got away with that!"
Grell: "I told you it would work, MiLord!"
Gerao: "It's how we get away with stuff!"
Khyron: "Really, now..." (Arms folded, eyes glaring...)
Grell and Gerao: "Uh-oh..."

Khyron's lining up to ice Ricjk Hunter on the SDF-1 when..
*POW*
-His Glaug gets blasted from behind a Regult lining up for its own shot on Rick, sending the Zentraedi officer slamming to the deck of the SDF-1.
There's a long moment, then Khyron's hatch opens, he emerges, staggers over to the battlepod, ignoring Rick, punches the release on the back of the Regult, reaches in and hauls the soldier inside out.
Holding him by the neck , Khyron looks the lower rank in the eye.
"Me. Backstabber. You. Cannonfodder. Get. IT?"
The soldier nods frantically.
Khyron lets him go, stomps back to his Glaug, gets back in, restarts the machine, and gets it back on its feet before turning his attention back to Rick.
The Regult shoots him again, Down he goes.
As Rick watches, again the scene repeats.
Khyron: "What part of ME being the Backstabber don't you understand? Do NOT do that again!"
He stomps back, restarts his very much shot-up Glaug, swivels to shoot Rick.
The he pauses, looks at the Battlepod. Turns again to go after Rick, pauses again suddenly, looking back at the Regult suspiciously. THen he turns back to engage Rick again.
ANOTHER Regult hops in and in passing, blue-on-blues Khyron's Glaug.

Khyron: "Who's giving out these orders?!"

(Azonia's flagship...)

Azonia: "This is too much FUN!"

Princess Sera: "I really wish Mother was more careful with her Genesis Pit experiments...."
(Pull back to show she's clutched in the paw of a giant ape that is currently atop Sera's New York City headquarters, swatting at circling Invid mecha)

Later, Sera is safe on the ground, the Ape lies dead, a group of old soldiers stand around with their weapons. One says something into the ear of another one holding a sniper rifle.

Sniper: "Oh, GRAPE ape. Now I get it."

Happy Remembrance Day.

Thank You!

taalismn wrote:"Milord Khyron, the micronians are right next to their abandoned facility. The trap is set."
"Excellent! Activate the gravity mines and ATTACK! ATTACK! ATTACK!...why aren't we moving? WHY AREN'T WE MOVING?"
"Ah...milord, it seems we're caught in an intense gravity field..."
"WHAT?! That could only happen if......where did you plant the gravity mines?"
"Uh...over there?"
"Then WHY are WE caught in a gravitic-magnetic trap?!"
"Ah..."
"TURN OFF THE GRAVITY MINES!!!!"
"Ah...we can't..."
"AND WHY NOT?!"
"Ah...Warrior Zerpz had the cancellation codes...."
"GET ME WARRIOR ZERPZ! GET HIM TO CANCEL THE GRAVITY MINES!!!"
"...ah, you already got him..."
"WHAT?!!!"
"Warrior Zerpz was in the regult you just destroyed..."
"THEN FIND ME SOMEBODY ELSE TO TURN OFF THE GRAVITY MINES SO WE CAN ATTACK THE MICRONIANS!!!"
"Ah, we need ti have the codes looked up on the flagship databases and transmitted down here...and well, our flagship is on the other side of the planet, hiding from the micronians' sensors..as per your orders..."
".................."
"...milord Khyron?"
"ARRRGGGHHHH!!! I MAY NOT BE ABLE TO MOVE MY LEGS BUT I CAN STILL MOVE MY ARMS TO SHOOT YOU!!!!!AARRGGGHHHHH!!!"
"AIIIEEE!!!!!!"

"Captain Gloval? We're detecting what's either a volcanic eruption or a massive geological subsidence in a canyon several miles' distance from Mars Base Sara."

SRoss wrote:Tars Tarkus:

taalismn wrote:Azonia: "Ah, Khyron! You FINALLY grace us with your report! How did you #### up this time?"
Khyron:(smudged with dirt)"...buried myself alive with idiots..."

Arnie100 wrote:

taalismn wrote:Azonia: "Ah, Khyron! You FINALLY grace us with your report! How did you #### up this time?"
Khyron:(smudged with dirt)"...buried myself alive with idiots..."

Khyron: "It couldn't get any worse. Grell had...GAS."
Azonia: "As the humans would say...eeeewwwww..."
Khyron: "And Gerao..."
Azonia: "DISMISSED, Khyron!"
Khyron: "I can't believe I got away with that!"
Grell: "I told you it would work, MiLord!"
Gerao: "It's how we get away with stuff!"
Khyron: "Really, now..." (Arms folded, eyes glaring...)
Grell and Gerao: "Uh-oh..."

taalismn wrote:Khyron's lining up to ice Ricjk Hunter on the SDF-1 when..
*POW*
-His Glaug gets blasted from behind a Regult lining up for its own shot on Rick, sending the Zentraedi officer slamming to the deck of the SDF-1.
There's a long moment, then Khyron's hatch opens, he emerges, staggers over to the battlepod, ignoring Rick, punches the release on the back of the Regult, reaches in and hauls the soldier inside out.
Holding him by the neck , Khyron looks the lower rank in the eye.
"Me. Backstabber. You. Cannonfodder. Get. IT?"
The soldier nods frantically.
Khyron lets him go, stomps back to his Glaug, gets back in, restarts the machine, and gets it back on its feet before turning his attention back to Rick.
The Regult shoots him again, Down he goes.
As Rick watches, again the scene repeats.
Khyron: "What part of ME being the Backstabber don't you understand? Do NOT do that again!"
He stomps back, restarts his very much shot-up Glaug, swivels to shoot Rick.
The he pauses, looks at the Battlepod. Turns again to go after Rick, pauses again suddenly, looking back at the Regult suspiciously. THen he turns back to engage Rick again.
ANOTHER Regult hops in and in passing, blue-on-blues Khyron's Glaug.

Arnie100 wrote:Khyron: "Who's giving out these orders?!"

(Azonia's flagship...)

Azonia: "This is too much FUN!"

taalismn wrote:Princess Sera: "I really wish Mother was more careful with her Genesis Pit experiments...."
(Pull back to show she's clutched in the paw of a giant ape that is currently atop Sera's New York City headquarters, swatting at circling Invid mecha)

SRoss wrote:Later, Sera is safe on the ground, the Ape lies dead, a group of old soldiers stand around with their weapons. One says something into the ear of another one holding a sniper rifle.

Sniper: "Oh, GRAPE ape. Now I get it."

Happy Remembrance Day.

Thank You!

Rick and Lisa are running from Zentraedi soldiers on Breetai's flagship. They round a corner, then suddenly start slipping and sliding on the slick floor.
Just as they start getting back on their feet, the soldiers following them run out onto the floor, loose their balance, and start sliding too...only faster and harder and AT the two micronians...like whales coming at them.
There's an ensuing crash and the whole pile goes sliding down the hallway, and onto a weaker portion of floor, which promptly collapses under the weight, Cue long screaming and distant splash.
A crewmember comes out from behind a corner with a mop, looks, then suddenly remembers he's forgotten something, reaching back and placing a 'DANGER! WAXED DECK' sign in the middle of the corridor.

Lisa: "That was FUN!"
Rick: "Oh, boy."

Arnie100 wrote:Lisa: "That was FUN!"
Rick: "Oh, boy."

That's because Rick was still on the bottom of the pile when they hit the water.
Fully armored Zentraedi soldiers...size and weight of a whale, NONE of the buoyancy.

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:Lisa: "That was FUN!"
Rick: "Oh, boy."

That's because Rick was still on the bottom of the pile when they hit the water.
Fully armored Zentraedi soldiers...size and weight of a whale, NONE of the buoyancy.

Rick: "I nearly DROWNED..."
Lisa: "You broke my fall...you're so sweet..."

taalismn wrote:Rick and Lisa are running from Zentraedi soldiers on Breetai's flagship. They round a corner, then suddenly start slipping and sliding on the slick floor.
Just as they start getting back on their feet, the soldiers following them run out onto the floor, loose their balance, and start sliding too...only faster and harder and AT the two micronians...like whales coming at them.
There's an ensuing crash and the whole pile goes sliding down the hallway, and onto a weaker portion of floor, which promptly collapses under the weight, Cue long screaming and distant splash.
A crewmember comes out from behind a corner with a mop, looks, then suddenly remembers he's forgotten something, reaching back and placing a 'DANGER! WAXED DECK' sign in the middle of the corridor.

Arnie100 wrote:Lisa: "That was FUN!"
Rick: "Oh, boy."

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:Lisa: "That was FUN!"
Rick: "Oh, boy."

That's because Rick was still on the bottom of the pile when they hit the water.
Fully armored Zentraedi soldiers...size and weight of a whale, NONE of the buoyancy.

Arnie100 wrote:

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:Lisa: "That was FUN!"
Rick: "Oh, boy."

That's because Rick was still on the bottom of the pile when they hit the water.
Fully armored Zentraedi soldiers...size and weight of a whale, NONE of the buoyancy.

Rick: "I nearly DROWNED..."
Lisa: "You broke my fall...you're so sweet..."

Arnie100 wrote:[

Rick: "I nearly DROWNED..."
Lisa: "You broke my fall...you're so sweet..."

It might have turned into a waterside lemon scene right then and there had it not been for the thrashing bubbles from drowning Zentraedi in the background spoiling the mood.

Rick: ""Too bad the Zentraedi won't stop screaming..."
Lisa: "Don't worry. They'll stop."

Arnie100 wrote:Rick: ""Too bad the Zentraedi won't stop screaming..."
Lisa: "Don't worry. They'll stop."

Worse yet is if they DO come to the surface and catch the two micronians in carnal in flagrante delicto.
#"AAAUUUGGHHHHH!!!"#
(Passes out, falls back into the water, blood starts coloring the surface)

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:Rick: ""Too bad the Zentraedi won't stop screaming..."
Lisa: "Don't worry. They'll stop."

Worse yet is if they DO come to the surface and catch the two micronians in carnal in flagrante delicto.
#"AAAUUUGGHHHHH!!!"#
(Passes out, falls back into the water, blood starts coloring the surface)

Lisa: "At least they'll be quiet."
Rick: "That is true."

('70s-style p**n music begins playing in fhe background)

Lisa: "Music to my ears..."