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taalismn wrote:Obviously a Time Loop---Probably one where it's Lisa who's Awake(she brought champagne in her subspace pocket, and knows all the quiet corners on Breetai's flagship where they're unlikely to be disturbed get lost for a while).

glitterboy2098 wrote:

taalismn wrote:Obviously a Time Loop---Probably one where it's Lisa who's Awake(she brought champagne in her subspace pocket, and knows all the quiet corners on Breetai's flagship where they're unlikely to be disturbed get lost for a while).

Exodor is too, but in this loop, for some reason, "fleet security officer" Exodor and commander Breetai report to "supreme commander Khyron", so exodor does not dare try to alter things too much on the zentreadi end..

Arnie100 wrote:(That fateful day...)

Supreme Commander Khyron: "Et tu, Breetai? Et tu?"

taalismn wrote:

glitterboy2098 wrote:

taalismn wrote:Obviously a Time Loop---Probably one where it's Lisa who's Awake(she brought champagne in her subspace pocket, and knows all the quiet corners on Breetai's flagship where they're unlikely to be disturbed get lost for a while).

Exodor is too, but in this loop, for some reason, "fleet security officer" Exodor and commander Breetai report to "supreme commander Khyron", so exodor does not dare try to alter things too much on the zentreadi end..

So the smart Zentraedi this loop are ripe for rebellion because their supreme commander's spending them by gatling gun ammo? Or Kleenex during flu season? Laying low and awaiting an opportunity to kakk the young bastard who offed the old fatso and now runs the Zentraedi like Caligula going through the Imperial Roman treasury?

(interesting; there seems to be some new editing software that automatically converts words like 'fat@$$' into 'fatso'. My vitriolic blade has been dulled, the cravens!)

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:[

Rick: "I nearly DROWNED..."
Lisa: "You broke my fall...you're so sweet..."

It might have turned into a waterside lemon scene right then and there had it not been for the thrashing bubbles from drowning Zentraedi in the background spoiling the mood.

Arnie100 wrote:Rick: ""Too bad the Zentraedi won't stop screaming..."
Lisa: "Don't worry. They'll stop."

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:Rick: ""Too bad the Zentraedi won't stop screaming..."
Lisa: "Don't worry. They'll stop."

Worse yet is if they DO come to the surface and catch the two micronians in carnal in flagrante delicto.
#"AAAUUUGGHHHHH!!!"#
(Passes out, falls back into the water, blood starts coloring the surface)

Arnie100 wrote:

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:Rick: ""Too bad the Zentraedi won't stop screaming..."
Lisa: "Don't worry. They'll stop."

Worse yet is if they DO come to the surface and catch the two micronians in carnal in flagrante delicto.
#"AAAUUUGGHHHHH!!!"#
(Passes out, falls back into the water, blood starts coloring the surface)

Lisa: "At least they'll be quiet."
Rick: "That is true."

('70s-style p**n music begins playing in fhe background)

Lisa: "Music to my ears..."

taalismn wrote:Obviously a Time Loop---Probably one where it's Lisa who's Awake(she brought champagne in her subspace pocket, and knows all the quiet corners on Breetai's flagship where they're unlikely to be disturbed get lost for a while).

glitterboy2098 wrote:

taalismn wrote:Obviously a Time Loop---Probably one where it's Lisa who's Awake(she brought champagne in her subspace pocket, and knows all the quiet corners on Breetai's flagship where they're unlikely to be disturbed get lost for a while).

Exodor is too, but in this loop, for some reason, "fleet security officer" Exodor and commander Breetai report to "supreme commander Khyron", so exodor does not dare try to alter things too much on the zentreadi end..

taalismn wrote:

glitterboy2098 wrote:

taalismn wrote:Obviously a Time Loop---Probably one where it's Lisa who's Awake(she brought champagne in her subspace pocket, and knows all the quiet corners on Breetai's flagship where they're unlikely to be disturbed get lost for a while).

Exodor is too, but in this loop, for some reason, "fleet security officer" Exodor and commander Breetai report to "supreme commander Khyron", so exodor does not dare try to alter things too much on the zentreadi end..

So the smart Zentraedi this loop are ripe for rebellion because their supreme commander's spending them by gatling gun ammo? Or Kleenex during flu season? Laying low and awaiting an opportunity to kakk the young bastard who offed the old fatso and now runs the Zentraedi like Caligula going through the Imperial Roman treasury?

(interesting; there seems to be some new editing software that automatically converts words like 'fat@$$' into 'fatso'. My vitriolic blade has been dulled, the cravens!)

Arnie100 wrote:(That fateful day...)

Supreme Commander Khyron: "Et tu, Breetai? Et tu?"

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:(That fateful day...)

Supreme Commander Khyron: "Et tu, Breetai? Et tu?"

Was it the dagger Exedore slid between Khyron's ribs? Or the chair that Breetai slammed down on the Supreme Commander's skull? Or maybe the poison Azonia slipped into his drink? Or maybe the five thousand pounds of Terran-supplied C4 going off underneath him that did the final deed?

glitterboy2098 wrote:

taalismn wrote:

glitterboy2098 wrote:

taalismn wrote:Obviously a Time Loop---Probably one where it's Lisa who's Awake(she brought champagne in her subspace pocket, and knows all the quiet corners on Breetai's flagship where they're unlikely to be disturbed get lost for a while).

Exodor is too, but in this loop, for some reason, "fleet security officer" Exodor and commander Breetai report to "supreme commander Khyron", so exodor does not dare try to alter things too much on the zentreadi end..

So the smart Zentraedi this loop are ripe for rebellion because their supreme commander's spending them by gatling gun ammo? Or Kleenex during flu season? Laying low and awaiting an opportunity to kakk the young bastard who offed the old fatso and now runs the Zentraedi like Caligula going through the Imperial Roman treasury?

(interesting; there seems to be some new editing software that automatically converts words like 'fat@$$' into 'fatso'. My vitriolic blade has been dulled, the cravens!)

on the positive side, humanity only has to deal with a grand fleet of 2-3 million ships.. since the supreme commander has a tendency to vaporise the ships of those who fail him..

Arnie100 wrote:Supreme Commander Breetai has dealt with the issue.

(Later that same day...)

Supreme Commamder Breetai: "Et tu, Exedore? Et tu?"

(Even later that day...)

Supreme Commander Exedore: "Et tu, Azonia? Et tu?"

(Even later, later that day...)

"ALL HAIL EMPRESS AZONIA!!!!"

taalismn wrote:Which means that ultimately Earth faces two Regults, one of which shoots the other in the back(or maybe two Quadronos, and the last one standing is Miriya), or the Robotech Masters finally get one last message from two Zentraedi on the same screen, watching each other intently, because they don't dare turn their backs to each other.

Arnie100 wrote:Grell: "Should we...?"
Gerao: "No. Absolutely NOT."
Grell: "But we could become..."
Gerao: "Like I woukd trust YOU to watch my back."

Arnie100 wrote:Robotech Master: "Et Tu, Karno? Et Tu?"
Karno: "I've been wanting to do that for a long time!"
Musicaa: "Ditto."
Karno:

taalismn wrote:Robotech Master: "Perhaps we engineered them to be TOO aggressive?..."

Arnie100 wrote:Robotech Master: "Et Tu, Karno? Et Tu?"
Karno: "I've been wanting to do that for a long time!"
Musicaa: "Ditto."
Karno:

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:Robotech Master: "Et Tu, Karno? Et Tu?"
Karno: "I've been wanting to do that for a long time!"
Musicaa: "Ditto."
Karno:

Clones: "ALL HAIL EVIL EMPRESS MUSICA!!!"

Arnie100 wrote:Grell: "We SHOULD..."
Gerao: "SHUT. UP."
Grell: "Come ON, we could -- (Feels a painful sensation...) -- Et tu, Gerao? Et tu?"
Gerao: "Finally."

taalismn wrote:Yeah, Emperor Nero may have fiddled, but Empress Musica knows how to both play a Cosmic Harp and SING.
Oh yeah, and she has Gurkhas on speed-dial.

Arnie100 wrote:Grell: "We SHOULD..."
Gerao: "SHUT. UP."
Grell: "Come ON, we could -- (Feels a painful sensation...) -- Et tu, Gerao? Et tu?"
Gerao: "Finally."

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:Grell: "We SHOULD..."
Gerao: "SHUT. UP."
Grell: "Come ON, we could -- (Feels a painful sensation...) -- Et tu, Gerao? Et tu?"
Gerao: "Finally."

"Will the last Zentraedi in the fleet please turn off the lights?"

Arnie100 wrote:Gerao: "All Hail Evil Empress Musicaa!!"
Musicaa: "Where's Grell?"
Gerao: "He...had an accident..."
Musicaa: "Oh. Well, in that case...these are for you (hands Gerao a mop and bucket of water) and I want this place nice and clean."
Gerao: "This...is...so...not...FAIR!!"

(The last Zentraedi is now a janitor...)

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:Gerao: "All Hail Evil Empress Musicaa!!"
Musicaa: "Where's Grell?"
Gerao: "He...had an accident..."
Musicaa: "Oh. Well, in that case...these are for you (hands Gerao a mop and bucket of water) and I want this place nice and clean."
Gerao: "This...is...so...not...FAIR!!"

(The last Zentraedi is now a janitor...)

"THERE CAN ONLY BE ONEEEE!!!!!"
*KRACKLE!KA-POOOWWWWWWWTHUNNNDDDDAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH*******
"So...Zentraedi are like Immortals?"
"No, Gerao accidentally slopped mop water in an open power socket."
Gerao: ///"NNeeneeNNNNEEENNNEEeeeeNNNEeeeeNNNEEEENnnnneeeeeeeee!!!!!"////

Arnie100 wrote:Gerao: "All Hail Evil Empress Musicaa!!"
Musicaa: "Where's Grell?"
Gerao: "He...had an accident..."
Musicaa: "Oh. Well, in that case...these are for you (hands Gerao a mop and bucket of water) and I want this place nice and clean."
Gerao: "This...is...so...not...FAIR!!"

(The last Zentraedi is now a janitor...)

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:Gerao: "All Hail Evil Empress Musicaa!!"
Musicaa: "Where's Grell?"
Gerao: "He...had an accident..."
Musicaa: "Oh. Well, in that case...these are for you (hands Gerao a mop and bucket of water) and I want this place nice and clean."
Gerao: "This...is...so...not...FAIR!!"

(The last Zentraedi is now a janitor...)

"THERE CAN ONLY BE ONEEEE!!!!!"
*KRACKLE!KA-POOOWWWWWWWTHUNNNDDDDAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH*******
"So...Zentraedi are like Immortals?"
"No, Gerao accidentally slopped mop water in an open power socket."
Gerao: ///"NNeeneeNNNNEEENNNEEeeeeNNNEeeeeNNNEEEENnnnneeeeeeeee!!!!!"////

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:Gerao: "All Hail Evil Empress Musicaa!!"
Musicaa: "Where's Grell?"
Gerao: "He...had an accident..."
Musicaa: "Oh. Well, in that case...these are for you (hands Gerao a mop and bucket of water) and I want this place nice and clean."
Gerao: "This...is...so...not...FAIR!!"

(The last Zentraedi is now a janitor...)

"THERE CAN ONLY BE ONEEEE!!!!!"
*KRACKLE!KA-POOOWWWWWWWTHUNNNDDDDAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH*******
"So...Zentraedi are like Immortals?"
"No, Gerao accidentally slopped mop water in an open power socket."
Gerao: ///"NNeeneeNNNNEEENNNEEeeeeNNNEeeeeNNNEEEENnnnneeeeeeeee!!!!!"////

Veilt: (Hovering over the flopping Gerao) "REVENGE!!!"

Arnie100 wrote:*KRACKLE!KA-POOOWWWWWWWTHUNNNDDDDAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH*******

Veilt: "Maybe...ffzzztttt...I spoke...pop...too...soon...ouchie"

taalismn wrote:Yep, hem of his robe dipped into the water. Does it every time.

Alpha 11 wrote:

taalismn wrote:Yep, hem of his robe dipped into the water. Does it every time.

Like the superheroes cap getting sucked up something, right?

Arnie100 wrote:Capes are very bad in this business.

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:Capes are very bad in this business.

Maia Sterling: "So basically all we have to do is fly in among the Haydonites with our atmospheric jet intakes open?"

taalismn wrote:Veidt: "So it's go naked or get sucked into a jet turbine? You know, I'm feeling pretty good about destroying a jet engine from the inside..."

Arnie100 wrote:"I don't know...the way some of these newer engines are built...maybe nekkid wouldn't be such a bad idea..."

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:"I don't know...the way some of these newer engines are built...maybe nekkid wouldn't be such a bad idea..."

Maia Sterling: "Yeah, some of these new Alpha engines? You could use them as cement mixers. Or industrial garbage disposals."

SRoss wrote:

Alpha 11 wrote:

taalismn wrote:Yep, hem of his robe dipped into the water. Does it every time.

Like the superheroes cap getting sucked up something, right?

Yep, the vary reason why back when I played DC Heroes I NEVER gave any of my characters a cape.

taalismn wrote:Yeah, Veidt felt rather stupid after his OWN MECHA accidentally trod on his robe, pinning him long enough for Vince Grant to PULVERIZE him.

Arnie100 wrote:Capes are very bad in this business.

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:Capes are very bad in this business.

Maia Sterling: "So basically all we have to do is fly in among the Haydonites with our atmospheric jet intakes open?"

Arnie100 wrote:

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:Capes are very bad in this business.

Maia Sterling: "So basically all we have to do is fly in among the Haydonites with our atmospheric jet intakes open?"

"Easy as making a pineapple salad!"

taalismn wrote:Veidt: "So it's go naked or get sucked into a jet turbine? You know, I'm feeling pretty good about destroying a jet engine from the inside..."

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:Veidt: "So it's go naked or get sucked into a jet turbine? You know, I'm feeling pretty good about destroying a jet engine from the inside..."

"Dude, your a head and floating upper torso... It's not like you got anything to hide."

Arnie100 wrote:"I don't know...the way some of these newer engines are built...maybe nekkid wouldn't be such a bad idea..."

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:"I don't know...the way some of these newer engines are built...maybe nekkid wouldn't be such a bad idea..."

Maia Sterling: "Yeah, some of these new Alpha engines? You could use them as cement mixers. Or industrial garbage disposals."

Chronicler wrote:

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:"I don't know...the way some of these newer engines are built...maybe nekkid wouldn't be such a bad idea..."

Maia Sterling: "Yeah, some of these new Alpha engines? You could use them as cement mixers. Or industrial garbage disposals."

Maintenance engineer: "Please do not use the engines for that! "

*bunch of pilots stop in their tracks carrying garbage bags*

taalismn wrote:"Please. Body disposal is best accomplished using the SHIP'S main engines."

Alpha 11 wrote:

SRoss wrote:

Alpha 11 wrote:

taalismn wrote:Yep, hem of his robe dipped into the water. Does it every time.

Like the superheroes cap getting sucked up something, right?

Yep, the vary reason why back when I played DC Heroes I NEVER gave any of my characters a cape.

The Icredibles taught us a lot, right?

taalismn wrote:

Alpha 11 wrote:

SRoss wrote:

Alpha 11 wrote:

taalismn wrote:Yep, hem of his robe dipped into the water. Does it every time.

Like the superheroes cap getting sucked up something, right?

Yep, the vary reason why back when I played DC Heroes I NEVER gave any of my characters a cape.

The Icredibles taught us a lot, right?

Indeed. One takes genuine wisdom where one can.

Arnie100 wrote:Edwards: "Check out these new capes! Pretty slick-looking!"
Kyle: "I dunno...I got a bad feeling about this..." (Checking out his cape with a look of dread...)
Edwards: "Come on...what could possibly --"
Kyle: "Don't say it!! Every time you say that...something happens!!"
Edwards: "You worry too much..."
Kyle: "Oh, yeah?! Remember what happened to us at lunch?!"
Edwards: "That was different!"

(Sound of jet engines revving up...)

Edwards: "Uh-oh..."
Kyle: "See?!"

SRoss wrote:Pilot #1: "Why are we doing engine tests on the Tunny?"

Pilot #2: "Miss Hunter's orders."

Pilot #1: "Ok."

Chronicler wrote:*warning lights go off*

Pilot one: "What the!?! Somethings in the engine!"

*Second engine explodes*

Pilot one: "Son of a! What the hell was that!?!"

Pilot two: "Looks like the other engine sucked something up too!"

Pilot one: "The Admiral is going to kill us for this!"

Pilot two: "My life plan is good, how's yours?"

Arnie100 wrote:(Meanwhile...)

Lisa: (On the phone) "Into the engines? Oh, that's good, VERY good!! Keep the engines running for a while..."
Rick: "Uhm..."
Lisa: "Yes, hon?"
Rick: "I'm...I'm gonna have another drink..."
Lisa: "Oh, goodie! Make me one, too!"

taalismn wrote:Aircraft Engineer: *checking clipboard* "Passed the heavy debris ingestion test."

Arnie100 wrote:(Down below...)

Charon: "You two...AGAIN?!"
Kyle: "THIS time can we --"
Edwards: "Please...PLEASE don't send us back up there!!"
Charon: "OUT!! OUT!!! OUT!!!" (Chasing Edwards and Kyle with a sycthe)

Arnie100 wrote:Edwards: "Can't we get a break?!"
Kyle: "That's all I want! Oh, no..."
Edwards: "What?! What is it?!"
Kyle: "THEM!!!! (Points at the two approaching figures...)
Edwards:

(...as The Mascot and The Tuna come into view...)

Mascot:
Tuna:

Kyle and Edwards: "IT'S NOT FAIR!!!!!!!"