Robotech Blooper Reels

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Mon Jun 09, 2008 8:23 pm

First Season:
---Breetai leaps off the catwalk to assault Vermillion Squadron...
At the last moment Ben Dixon makes a LUCK roll and innocently steps his VF to one side...
WHAM!
...Breetai goes slamming through the deck as it gives way under him...
WHAM!
...through the next deck below...
WHAM!
WHAM!
WHAM!
...Vermillion Squadron and several Zentraedi troopers are looking down the hole in the corroded deck...
"I think he's stopped."
WHAM!
"Nope..."
CLANGPPPSSSssssstttttttt.....
"Bridge..This is Hangar Three...we may have a man overboard situation.."
"I didn't think that could be done!"
"Lousy, crummy, rust-bucket decking!..."
"DON'T stomp it! One hole's bad enough and we get the point already!"
"ER...we're already mecha'ed up..You want us to go out and get that guy before he decomp-bloats?"
"Yeah, if you would...he's sorta our commanding officer..."

Aramanthus · Unread post by **Aramanthus** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 1:38 am

ROFLMAO!!! Great one!

Now if only KHyron can only potty train that dog of his! RUN Khyron's dog has to go for a walk again. Everyone run! Oh yeah and make sure that your convertables are sealed. He left a gift in the directors ferrari last week because it's top was down!

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 5:50 pm

"Message to Zentraedi Pet Lovers:
Remember: Spay and Neuter Your Animals.
PLEASE???!!!"

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 6:11 pm

Yeah, but can you imagine the effectiveness of a Zentraedi-scale MP watchdog?
Normal-sized criminals would just s**** themselves...
Of course, the dog handler would either have to driving battloid/destroid, or be riding on the sog's collar(a use for Horsemanship: Exotic in Robotech!)...

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 6:12 pm

whipped4073 wrote:
taalismn wrote:"Message to Zentraedi Pet Lovers:
Remember: Spay and Neuter Your Animals.
PLEASE???!!!"

That's for putting the image of a vet trying to deal with a Macronized dog giving birth to Marmaduke-sized puppies.

Now imagine a box of them left on your doorstep in the middle of the night...

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Wed Jun 11, 2008 10:52 am

WE're talking some SERIOUS Invisible Fencing here...

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Wed Jun 11, 2008 4:31 pm

whipped4073 wrote:
taalismn wrote:WE're talking some SERIOUS Invisible Fencing here...

& heaven help the little ol' lady that buys the wrong one for her toy poodle...

*ZZZZAAAARP!!*

"Sweetums!?!"

Hmmmm.....Baked Pollinator....

DhAkael · Unread post by **DhAkael** » Wed Jun 11, 2008 5:19 pm

Random red-shirt Veritech Jockey # 87
"Hey guys...what does it mean when the radar all of a sudden goes from one point to over half the screen being filled...guys?!"

Scene of V/A-F all alone in space with cloud of missiles converging on it.

...3 days later.

Chaplin O'Grady; "Brothers and sisters we are gathered here today to remember the tragicly short life of..."

Meanwhile in extras holding; "..shoulda seen it. Entire view was just contrails and warheads. Director shouted cut after the first 100. Said that we had blown the F/X budget for the whole week on that one scene. Who knew pyro was so expensive? BTW, how is Charlie doing? I hear they can do wonders with shark callogen now for burns."

Aramanthus · Unread post by **Aramanthus** » Thu Jun 12, 2008 2:49 am

ROFLMAO!!!!!! OMG those were all sooooo funny!!! :lol:

Now trainning those giant sized dogs would have to be up too either a zentreadi or someone in a veritech / destroid. But a well trainned dog will stay within it's known terratory. Our dog would stay no matter what stimulus was effecting her. So as long as those criminals stayed out of the dogs protected area they'd be safe. Of course just imagine if the criminal is like "Hudson Hawk", the wire act would be very interesting in this case.

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu Jun 12, 2008 10:33 am

whipped4073 wrote:
Aramanthus wrote:ROFLMAO!!!!!! OMG those were all sooooo funny!!!

Now trainning those giant sized dogs would have to be up too either a zentreadi or someone in a veritech / destroid. But a well trainned dog will stay within it's known terratory. Our dog would stay no matter what stimulus was effecting her. So as long as those criminals stayed out of the dogs protected area they'd be safe. Of course just imagine if the criminal is like "Hudson Hawk", the wire act would be very interesting in this case.

The 'training' comment just made me realize you'll need at least a Bobcat to clean up after the puppies... & good luck getting enough newspaper, or having any green grass left in your yard...

Newsprint in the 'man, that could kill somebody if it rolled over them!' rolls....

Basically you've got border collies you can use for riot control and retrievers that bring back entire cars...
Rather than bring in orphaned kittens, your dog now brings in stray mountain lions....

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu Jun 12, 2008 10:35 am

DhAkael wrote:
Meanwhile in extras holding; "..shoulda seen it. Entire view was just contrails and warheads. Director shouted cut after the first 100. Said that we had blown the F/X budget for the whole week on that one scene. Who knew pyro was so expensive? BTW, how is Charlie doing? I hear they can do wonders with shark callogen now for burns."

Charlie: "Whattamean, we AREN'T filming this with CGI???!!!! OH SHI-"

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu Jun 12, 2008 6:58 pm

"It's a good day for someone to die."
"I really wish you wouldn't say that while you're rigging the pyrotechnics for the next stunt shot...It makes the actors nervous..."

drewkitty ~..~ · Thu Jun 12, 2008 8:17 pm

stagehand*looks at the giant pile of dog poo right next to the camera*"Did someone remmber to put the director on the clones are us production list?"

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu Jun 12, 2008 8:44 pm

"No...we do NOT need a giant rabbit...That's the Macross Frontier stage, across town...Geez..giant rabbit...what are they thinking?...Waitaminute...RANKA!!! SOMEBODY WARN MISS RANKA!!! THERE'S A HIT GOING DOWN ON HER!!!"
(this does conveniently ignore the fact that the Robotech series and Macross Frontier were made at different times)...

Aramanthus · Unread post by **Aramanthus** » Fri Jun 13, 2008 1:23 am

Mike Rowe arriving at the Robotech sound stage and looking around.::: "Hi! I'm Mike Rowe and this is "Dirty Jobs". Today we are at the sound stage where they are filming "Robotech The Shadow Chronicles" Live action. They contacted my bosses over at "The Discovery Channel" and they sent me over here for some sort of "Dirty Job". I'm supposed to meet a guy named Khyron. He'll show me what I have to do for this "Dirty Job." I've been told Khyron is a zentreadi and he's one of the nicest guys around." :::Looking around Mike sees Khyron coming over to him. Mike looks up in more than a little hesitation on his face. Khyron looks down, his face beaming in a huge smile.:::

Khyron::: "Wow! Mike Rowe, I can't tell you what a huge fan I am of yours! I've got all of your show on DVD."

MR::: "I can see you are a huge fun!"

K:::Laughs loudly for a few minutes.::: "That was great Mike!"

MR::: "I am told you have a job for me to do here at this set."

K::: "Yep!" :::He lowers his giant hand for Mike to climb on.::: "Let me show you the job. If you climb aboard I'll take you too the job for you." :::Mike climbs on to the hand and the two move off followed by the crew.:::

:::They walk for several minutes.:::

K:::Finally rounds a corner and you see several buildings zentreadi sized in the distance. As they get closer you see a corgi come out of house and it is followed by eight puppies.::: "There is your job Mike! I've got to have my yard cleaned up and the doggy doo gotten rid of. I have several hoppers over on the side of my house on the train tracks. I have bobcat you can use to clean up my yard. Get too work Mike. I'll be supervising this operation from my porch. I have a lot of lemonade for you and your crew."

MR:::Looks at the size of the work load he's going to have to move. He shrugs his shoulders and looks at the camera.::: "That is more dooty than I've ever scene in my entire career. Even canoeing in the poo pond wasn't as much as what I can see."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Fri Jun 13, 2008 1:59 pm

Khyron's standing at his Glaug doing something when a couple of grunts come up walking through the bay. Suddenly he starts, whirls around, and for a moment you see fear and surprise on his face...
Then, just as quickly it sets into his usual sneer of arrogance and none-too-subtle superiority and he takes a defiant look just as the two grunts suddenly notice a superior officer in the same room as them.
"YOU THERE!!! I ORDERED THAT I DO NOT BE DISTURBED!!!WHY HAVE YOU DISOBEYED MY INSTRUCTIONS!!??"
"(Gulp)..sir, .orders? we heard no orders about this bay, milord Khyron..."
"YOU HEARD NO ORDERS???!! AR YOU DEAF AS WELL AS DISOBEDIANT!!!??"
"..er, no sir...we just di--"
"NO EXCUSES!!! REPORT TO YOUR SECTION COMMANDER AND PUT YOURSELVES ON CLASS TWO DISCIPLINE!!! AND TELL YOUR SECTION COMMANDER HE'S ON CLASS-THREE- DISCIPLINE FOR NOT MAKING MY ORDERS CLEAR TO -EVERYBODY-!!!! I'LL BE EXPECTING YOUR RANK BADGES DELIVERED TO ME BY DAY'S END!!! IS THAT CLEAR??!!! NOW, WHAT ARE YOU WAITIN FOR!!!??? LEAVEEE!!!"
--The two grunts, fearing for their lives, run like hell while hurriedly saluting---
Khyron turns back to his Glaug and holds up the jimmy-strip he was hiding behind his back...Then goes back to trying to slide the tool under the edge of the OBP's canopy...
"Damnit...I HATE it when I lock the keys inside..."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Mon Jun 16, 2008 1:51 pm

Rick Hunter sojourns out in his improvized spacesuit to grab the tuna while Minmei watches...
Cut to shot of Minmei watching intently behind the window, Rick's orange-clad reflection visible imposed over her...
And watch the reflection swell up like a balloon and pop as Minmei goes google-eyed in shock...

"It's a FLIGHT suit...NOT a PRESSURE suit, you dead twit..."

Aramanthus · Unread post by **Aramanthus** » Tue Jun 17, 2008 3:16 am

ROFLMAO!!! Those were awesome! Good thing they are lifetime subscribbers to "Clones RUS"! No one will notice Rick being replaced. And Khyron could use the guys from "It Takes a Thief" to get his keys out.

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Tue Jun 17, 2008 8:57 am

"Minmei, open the pod bay doors."
"I'm sorry, Rick, I can't do that.."
"Minmei, PLEASE open the pod bay doors...."
"Rick, you sound stressed...Why don't you take a chill pill and think it over..."
"Minmei, I'm coming in."
"Rick, I wish you'd reconsider that.."
(CRASH) FFFFsssssshhhooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwww...!
"Came in through the window...Now, Minmei..."
"Please, Rick...My mind is slipping away....Daisy, daisy..."

Aramanthus · Unread post by **Aramanthus** » Tue Jun 17, 2008 4:59 pm

ROFLMAO!!! Excellent! Minmei has finally lost her mind! I hope it's permanent!

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Tue Jun 17, 2008 6:24 pm

Construction equipment crashes through the ceiling of Rick and Minemi's chamber, and searchers start looking down...
Minmei looks startled, then goes into sweetness-and-innocence mode as she hides the knife behind her back and smiles back at the people looking down at her...

Meanwhile, still in the shadows, bound, gagged, and hanging upside down by his own plane's parachute shrouds, Rick Hunter grunts and gurgles frantically for help...

drewkitty ~..~ · Tue Jun 17, 2008 6:43 pm

The refit crews going over the Macross after splashing down in the oeacen, finaly sent to fix a brocken water pipe after a year in space. Finding a room fixed up like a living space. With a sink, bed and crib.

(what if that 'construcion accedent' never happened...)

drewkitty ~..~ · Tue Jun 17, 2008 6:56 pm

drewkitty ~..~ wrote:*a white guy in a blue suit is seen walking through the stage like he is looking for something.

elsewhere in the parking lot, in VT parking, an odd looking plane with it's wings folded up, parked in rick's spot*

http://www.new-un-spacy.com/iconsofmech ... fishii.gif

http://www.new-un-spacy.com/iconsofmech ... landed.gif

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Tue Jun 17, 2008 7:27 pm

drewkitty ~..~ wrote:
drewkitty ~..~ wrote:*a white guy in a blue suit is seen walking through the stage like he is looking for something.

elsewhere in the parking lot, in VT parking, an odd looking plane with it's wings folded up, parked in rick's spot*

http://www.new-un-spacy.com/iconsofmech ... fishii.gif

http://www.new-un-spacy.com/iconsofmech ... landed.gif

"Super=Dimensional Fortress, huh? Well, it's more like super-duper BORING fortress..I don't see that we're going to find any work here, Spike...Let's drop off and try our luck elsewhere."
"Hey, Jet, where's Faye?"
"Saw her a moment ag---(slaps face)...Argh...Now where we going to find her?"
"Where we usually do, of course..."
(slamming of cell door in ship's brig)
"Hey...I didn't know those dice were loaded...or the cards were marked...or...can't you just give a girl a break?!"

Aramanthus · Unread post by **Aramanthus** » Thu Jun 19, 2008 1:50 am

ROFLMAO!!!! Excellent additions! Lucky Rick was found. And what about that furnished room those reconstruction guys found, I didn't know Minmei was a nurse! It's like that one movie that "Stephen King" wrote..... Misery!

Again I have to say................Lucky Rick!!!!

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu Jun 19, 2008 6:29 pm

*CRUNCH*
"-AND cue: you folks look down and see..."
"...ewww...."
"...Get the EMTS!!"
"Oh crud...I told them to remain OUTSIDE the tape where the falling debris was going to come crashing through the ceiling! Can't you take instruction!?"

Aramanthus · Unread post by **Aramanthus** » Fri Jun 20, 2008 12:51 am

LOL!! We need some EMTs. We sort of broke them! Could we please get some more!!

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Fri Jun 20, 2008 3:12 pm

"Rick! Good news! Ben survived! They're bringing him in now!"
"Great! Where is he coming in!"
"Flight gates five, six, eight, and twelve, and airlocks twenty seven and thirty! Oh, and somebody in Montana's UPSing Ben's hand to us, so that should here tomorrow."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Mon Jun 23, 2008 1:17 pm

Guy in a Bar: "Hey, give me a Bud Light!"
Next moment, The Rain of Death Orbital Bombardment begins...

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Tue Jun 24, 2008 5:25 pm

"Bad news, sir, Minmei's throat just gave out...she can't perform.."
"Schitz! Not NOW of all times! What do we have for back-up."
"Well, we're in luck...quite a few older celebrities were on Macross Isalnd for the Launch ceremonies and survived...Minmei's agent tells me he can have any of them...and quite a few of them were musicians, ready and up here in a twinkle!"
"Great! Who do we have?"
"Uhmm...'The Village People', Brittany Spears, 'Abba'..."
"..."
(whimper from back of bridge)"...Captain?...we're doomed, aren't we?"

Aramanthus · Unread post by **Aramanthus** » Thu Jun 26, 2008 2:09 am

ROFLMAO!!!! Those were some great ones! Please keep them coming!

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu Jun 26, 2008 6:04 pm

(Breetai throw's Rick Hunter's Veritech into the wall spikes)
"GGAHHH!!! STOP!!STOP!! OHGODSTOPTHESHOT!!!"
Breetai stops mauling the Veritech and suddenly everybody's bustling up...It becomes evident that Breetai's thrown the VF slightly off on the spikes so instead of spearing through the mecha's 'shoulder blades', one spike has gone through the cockpit right above Rick's head and the other has come right through the bottom of the seat..Rick's currently curled up in the seat, with his feet up on the arm rests, whimpering)..
"You alright, man?"
"Oh god! That's too close! Why'd we have to use REAL freakin' spikes for this shot!?"

Aramanthus · Unread post by **Aramanthus** » Fri Jun 27, 2008 3:56 am

LOL ALways busting poor Rick when he is getting upity! Can we have please have some Minmei hurting action! Please!

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Fri Jun 27, 2008 1:10 pm

Aramanthus wrote:LOL ALways busting poor Rick when he is getting upity! Can we have please have some Minmei hurting action! Please!

"Minmei's going to be late for the shoot again.."
"Agh! What is it this time?"
"Fender-bender with the paparazzi..."
"AGAIN??!!!"
"Yeah...something about doing a u-turn on the freeway and trying to run them down..."
"I swear, she just encourages them..."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sun Jun 29, 2008 4:36 pm

"Grel, What is this...all this stuff? And why's it going into my quarters?"
"...errrrr...Khyron, sir....ahhhh..."
"Just answer the question, you genetic nit!"
"Er...it's Commander Azonia's personal possessions....something about 'moving in'..."
"All I said was 'sure, we can share quarters if there isn't enough space on your ship!'...and now THIS?! Wait a minute, We're Zentraedi! We don't have much of ANYTHING in the way of personal material possessions?! What the HELL is all this and where'd she get it?!!!"
"Won't hazard a guess, sir..Mysteries of the female gender...."

Aramanthus · Unread post by **Aramanthus** » Tue Jul 01, 2008 1:50 am

LOL!!! Excellent ones! I was hoping the photo shoot was really a shoot of Minmei with say 16" cannons!

drewkitty ~..~ · Tue Jul 01, 2008 3:35 pm

SDF-3 bridge
Adm. Lisa Hunter:"de-fold the fleet "
*de-fold special effects*
*proximity alarms spike off the chart as the forward view fills swiftly with what looks sort of like a giant blue clam*

*view change to an escort vessel, watching the SDF-3 plows into the the blue clam like ship, ending with both exploding in a arcendice blast of dual nuclear explosions.*
"Sir, CIC reports the fleet de-folded in the middle of another fleet, and that the SDF-3 is lost with all hands."
*the view pans from the bridge tech to Gen. Edwards, who has a growing smile*

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Tue Jul 01, 2008 3:49 pm

"I swear...since General Edwards linked himself to that Invid Brain, we haven't won a SINGLE poker game against him..."
"I swear, he's counting cards..."
"Shut up, you whimps, and DEAL!! I see your Shimakaze battlecruiser and raise you a globular cluster!"
"Too rich for me..."

Aramanthus · Unread post by **Aramanthus** » Thu Jul 03, 2008 12:13 am

Gosh darn it Edwards is only winning at poker because the Invid brain insist on giving him a brain enema everynight before he goes to bed.

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu Jul 03, 2008 2:50 pm

"Whattya mean it won't allow me to do better at crossword puzzles?"

Aramanthus · Unread post by **Aramanthus** » Fri Jul 04, 2008 3:13 am

I think what we need here is to get the invid brain the largest chocolate malt in the universe. And we have to make sure it drinks it super fast. That way it gets "brainfreeze".

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Fri Jul 04, 2008 9:36 am

"The way I see it, we got it made; we got the hostage, we got the battlecruiser, we got control of the Invid...all thanks to this Brain beauty right here!"(slaps console in front on Invid Brain)
"Benson! Don't tou---"
WWWRRRUFFFFRRUUUSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHNENENENENENENE
***AAAYYYAAAGGGHHH!!!!!!!urg-urg-urg***
Chunk-Chunk-Chunk
Galish-galurg-drum-drum...

"Great going, Benson..you just pureed our Invid Brain..."
"Who the HELL puts these controls on hardware like this?!"
"Someone wanna check on General Edwards?! Zand?!"
"He was cackling madly about supreme power just before Benson ****ed up over there..."
"...and now?!"
"Grey goo is coming out of his ears..In my professional opinion, he's been slurpified..."
"...And where does that put us?"
"When the Invid wake up under default direction, we'll probably be meatified..."
"Great...'slurpified'...'meatified'...You learn that at the science academy?"
"Hey, I have four doctorates in engineering and the sciences..I'm QUALIFIED to make up words!"
"ER...shouldn't we be evacing to the Icarus?!"
"Yeah, everybody grab your bags. We leave in ten minutes...Not you, Benson...you have to watch the General...he can't be moved in his condition!"

drewkitty ~..~ · Sat Jul 05, 2008 1:32 am

ROTFLMAO

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sat Jul 05, 2008 2:31 pm

"What if we spent all this time building up T.R. Edwards as a traitor and veteran bad guy, bordering on supervillian....and the fact is, the only way he accomplished what he did was because the UEF was so pre-occupied with the Invid that nothing else caught their attention?...That, in fact, Edwards and the Ghosts were utter total idiots who could be outsmarted by cauliflower..."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Tue Jul 08, 2008 8:58 am

"Due to the Rain of Death and the resultant psychological trauma to the surviving population, disparities in population gender balance, and the need to rebuilt our planetary population in time to launch whomping big expeditionary forces that stand a chance in hell of accomplishing their missions, the UEG Congress has passed and instituted the Multiple Partner Legal Matrimony Act, giving new marriages the legal standing to include additional primary partners under the legal standing of 'spouse'."
"Well, Rick, looks like your problems with Lisa and Minmei are over!"
"...erm..mmm...eh? Whattya mean?"
"Threesome, Rick...THREESOME."
"What?!...(suddenly notices the news byline)...Oh, you're kidding me...Doesn't concern me....Neither Lisa nor Minmei would stand for such a thing..."(brushes sweat from his head as he realizes he's just dodged an eighteen-inch bullet)

(Meanwhile)
"WHAT???!!!!"
""Lisa, with your relationship problems causing increasing upset with your work, you have to consider what the MPLMA can do..."
"Are you suggesting that I...?"
"Well, the strategist in me coldly says that this is one way of forming a stronger bond between the military and civilians like Lynn Minmei whose capabilities are undeniable, but the more practical side of me says that this legal development just takes a considerable amount of pressure off all of you, should you choose to go that route...all up to you, but should that happen, you have my blessing..."
"You're CONDONING a polygamous marriage, sir?!"
"Times change, Lisa, and as I said, it's up to you."

(Meanwhile, somewhere else)
"So in times of crisis, the tradition of our people has been to permit multiple marriages?"
"Well, yes, and if there was ever a time of crisis, this is it...Socially, I can see it takes pressure off the people involved, and allows resources and responsibilities to be shared in the household...provided the people are good with the arrangement..."
"Well, Aunt Lena, I COULD do with a little more access to the UEG networking, and it WOULD allow me to see Rick more often..."

(Back at the lounge)
"MAX! Rick's...ah...is this sudden blue skin condition normal for humans!?"
"I think that's ICE forming on him!"
"Oh lord, look at his EYES! Have you ever seen such spontaneous stark raving TERROR before?!"

Aramanthus · Unread post by **Aramanthus** » Wed Jul 09, 2008 3:42 am

ROFLMAO!!! Those were some great ones! You know after the brain incident they could always pull a "Weekend at Bernie's" with Edwards! Now that would be funny!

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Wed Jul 09, 2008 2:13 pm

(What if Lisa and Minmei took a proactive approach to winning Rick?)
'Closer...closer...just a few feet more' Lisa thought as she gazed through the scope on her tranquilizer rifle...Just let Rick's exposed neck drift into the crosshairs...Then it would be a quick run and grab, a short jeep trip to the private plane already idling its engines at the nearby airfield, and a hop to that 'club' on the Carribean...By this time next week she'd have Hunter eating out of her hand...
Phutp!
"..unh..."
THUD
Minmei tucked away her blowgun into a belt on her ninja bodysuit and straddled her unconcious rival to bind her hand and foot...She popped out her cellphone; damn, but she was glad she had stolen Kyle's contact list...That Thai brothel would pay a lot for a Western woman...At the very least it would keep 'Old Sourpuss' out of her hair for a week or more...Long enough to get Rick Hunter eating out of her hand...

drewkitty ~..~ · Wed Jul 09, 2008 4:29 pm

*chuckling* Both Minmay and Lisa would be "anyone but Lisa/Minmay" if rick wanted more then one wife.

Spoiler:

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Wed Jul 09, 2008 8:09 pm

(Lisa's pacing back and forth in her quarters trying to think things through...)
"...It would be easier if he could just choose, but we've all been scrambled since the Rain of Death, and well, there IS a good point there...I mean, it's not what I would have wanted under ideal conditions, but half a loaf's better than none. and well, Minmei's not a TOTAL idiot...she DID suggest the moral-building restaraunt food distribution idea back on the SDF-1 before fame spoiled her..."

(Minmei's in serious meditation in her own room, thinking DEEP thoughts..)
"...Lisa's not the worst person in the world...she's disciplined, calm...and military....She could keep Kyle away...that's a plus...That's better than nothing, right?..."

(Meanwhile...)
"WE GOTTA GET HIS HEART RESTARTED!!!"
"HOW???!!! WE can't get the defibrilator through that coating of ice all over him!"
"Dang, looks like Rick's in rigor!"

Aramanthus · Unread post by **Aramanthus** » Wed Jul 09, 2008 11:58 pm

Someone call "ClonesR Us! We a new Rick! This one has become a paperweight!