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SRoss wrote:Charon: "HEY! HEY! NO EATING ON THE BOAT!!!"

(Mascot and Tuna turn and look at Charon...)

Mascot and Tuna:
Charon: "Never mind...."

T.R. Edwards---The Other White Meat.

(Down below...)

Charon: "AGAIN?! What happened this time?!"
Kyle: "The turkey..."
Edwards: "...thought WE were Thanksgiving Dinner..."
Charon: "BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

Kyle: "Damn it, I still have cranberry sauce up my-"
Edwards: "-Don't- complete that sentence."

SRoss wrote:Charon: "HEY! HEY! NO EATING ON THE BOAT!!!"

Arnie100 wrote:

SRoss wrote:Charon: "HEY! HEY! NO EATING ON THE BOAT!!!"

(Mascot and Tuna turn and look at Charon...)

Mascot and Tuna:
Charon: "Never mind...."

taalismn wrote:T.R. Edwards---The Other White Meat.

Arnie100 wrote:(Down below...)

Charon: "AGAIN?! What happened this time?!"
Kyle: "The turkey..."
Edwards: "...thought WE were Thanksgiving Dinner..."
Charon: "BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

taalismn wrote:Kyle: "Damn it, I still have cranberry sauce up my-"
Edwards: "-Don't- complete that sentence."

Kyle: "I'm never having turkey again..."
Edwards: "I hate being on the menu..."

Arnie100 wrote:Kyle: "I'm never having turkey again..."
Edwards: "I hate being on the menu..."

"In retrospect perhaps we shouldn't have programmed a more aggressive sales attitude into our machines. Has the prognosis for young Miss Lynn's recovery improved?"
"No, the people we have at the hospital report that the latest neurological tests still say she hasn't recovered any control or feeling below her waist. The doctors are still pessimistic she'll ever walk again. The Lynn family is also upping their demanded compensation settlement to include psychological counseling for young Jason Lynn. They claim he was seriously traumatized seeing his cousin get crushed by a Petit Cola machine trying to get to him."
"Again, perhaps we were a little too zealous in our marketing and customer profiling campaign...."
----Overheard at a Petit Cola Co. Executive Board Meeting

"At least those turkeys aren't trying to kill us for a change..."
"I'm not thirsty anymore..."
"Now its those damn soda machines..."

taalismn wrote:"In retrospect perhaps we shouldn't have programmed a more aggressive sales attitude into our machines. Has the prognosis for young Miss Lynn's recovery improved?"
"No, the people we have at the hospital report that the latest neurological tests still say she hasn't recovered any control or feeling below her waist. The doctors are still pessimistic she'll ever walk again. The Lynn family is also upping their demanded compensation settlement to include psychological counseling for young Jason Lynn. They claim he was seriously traumatized seeing his cousin get crushed by a Petit Cola machine trying to get to him."
"Again, perhaps we were a little too zealous in our marketing and customer profiling campaign...."
----Overheard at a Petit Cola Co. Executive Board Meeting

Arnie100 wrote:"At least those turkeys aren't trying to kill us for a change..."
"I'm not thirsty anymore..."
"Now its those damn soda machines..."

"Lang, I can understand you getting injured in a lab experiment or a repair operation...one's pushing the boundaries of technology, and the other is working with tempermental machinery, but ...I did read this right?...You got maimed because you were trying to shake down a vending machine and it fell over on you?!"
"It had my cheezy-puffs and wouldn't let me have them!!! Damned bandit! Took my money!!!"

And thus we learn the REAL reason the Cyclone was invented.

Corg stalked the abandoned subway station looking for the humans who escaped him earlier. All he got was cobwebs, dust and the lingering feeling he was being watched. As he started to leave, he paused to wonder ... "Were those vending machines blocking the entrance when he came in?"

Corg: "No...they CAN'T be...my imagination...OOOOWWWWWW...what the --?! (picks up a soda...) Where did this -- (suddenly...Corg is hit by a barrage of soda cans...) AAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE!!!!"

Scott: "Those things CAN be useful!"
Rand: "Let's get out of here before THEY (pointing at the soda machines) notice us!"
Scott: "Right behind you!"

Subway Vending Machine:(dripping green ichor from its delivery slot)"MMMmmm...tasty!"

Petite Cola Machine: "NOMNOMNOMNOMNOM...HUNGRY!"

A blinding glow fills the subway station ... The Petit Cola machines moved to surround the naked figure that appeared. Suddenly her arm became a particle cannon that vaporized several of the machines.

Minmeinator: "I said I'd be back."

SRoss wrote:A blinding glow fills the subway station ... The Petit Cola machines moved to surround the naked figure that appeared.

Edwards: "Minmei's naked?! Where?? (Finds a particle cannon staring at him...) aw, man..."
Kyle:

Dude...you forgot about the secondary programming. Minmei ALWAYS programs her Minmeinaters to slay T.R. Edwards in addition to the primary mission imperative.

Charon: "You know, f*#k it! I'm not even going to ask any more! Out! Out!"

taalismn wrote:"Lang, I can understand you getting injured in a lab experiment or a repair operation...one's pushing the boundaries of technology, and the other is working with tempermental machinery, but ...I did read this right?...You got maimed because you were trying to shake down a vending machine and it fell over on you?!"
"It had my cheezy-puffs and wouldn't let me have them!!! Damned bandit! Took my money!!!"

SRoss wrote:And thus we learn the REAL reason the Cyclone was invented.

SRoss wrote:Corg stalked the abandoned subway station looking for the humans who escaped him earlier. All he got was cobwebs, dust and the lingering feeling he was being watched. As he started to leave, he paused to wonder ... "Were those vending machines blocking the entrance when he came in?"

Arnie100 wrote:Corg: "No...they CAN'T be...my imagination...OOOOWWWWWW...what the --?! (picks up a soda...) Where did this -- (suddenly...Corg is hit by a barrage of soda cans...) AAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE!!!!"

Scott: "Those things CAN be useful!"
Rand: "Let's get out of here before THEY (pointing at the soda machines) notice us!"
Scott: "Right behind you!"

taalismn wrote:Subway Vending Machine:(dripping green ichor from its delivery slot)"MMMmmm...tasty!"

Arnie100 wrote:Petite Cola Machine: "NOMNOMNOMNOMNOM...HUNGRY!"

SRoss wrote:A blinding glow fills the subway station ... The Petit Cola machines moved to surround the naked figure that appeared. Suddenly her arm became a particle cannon that vaporized several of the machines.

Minmeinator: "I said I'd be back."

Arnie100 wrote:

SRoss wrote:A blinding glow fills the subway station ... The Petit Cola machines moved to surround the naked figure that appeared.

Edwards: "Minmei's naked?! Where?? (Finds a particle cannon staring at him...) aw, man..."
Kyle:

taalismn wrote:Dude...you forgot about the secondary programming. Minmei ALWAYS programs her Minmeinaters to slay T.R. Edwards in addition to the primary mission imperative.

I think she's doing that.

SRoss wrote:Charon: "You know, f*#k it! I'm not even going to ask any more! Out! Out!"

Kyle: "Why do you always get us into trouble??"
Edwards: "ME?! What do you mean ME?! What did I do?!"
Kyle: "Do you want a list?:
Edwards: "You have a LIST??"

Arnie100 wrote:Kyle: "Why do you always get us into trouble??"
Edwards: "ME?! What do you mean ME?! What did I do?!"
Kyle: "Do you want a list?:
Edwards: "You have a LIST??"

"Yes, right here."(shuffling of papers)
"Lemme see that! What? "Number Eighty-seven: Splash Edwards with pig blood and toss him overboard in shark-infested waters.." What the HELL?! You got a death-list on me, boy?!"
"Oops..wrong list..."
"Damn it, Kyle, you're a bloody rank AMATEUR!!! I got that down as what I'd do to you as my number five! And the Hunters did that to me, like, number three! You piker! You ankle-biter! You're behind the curve!"
"Wait, you have a kill-list on ME?!"

Edwards: "Your own cousin/sister/whatever has one on you!!"
Kyle: "She probably has one on both of us..."
Edwards: "Come ti think of it...you're probably right......and I had such the hots for her!"
Kyle: "Me too!"
Edwards: "No wonder she wanted to kill YOU."
Kyle: "Hey...!'

Edwards the Actor: "Oh, come ON! Not ANOTHER freakin' kill-list skit!"
Kyle the Actor: "Hey, doesn't bother me. Every time I get killed off, it's another paycheck in the bank."
Edwards:'Yeah, but it's demeaning! It lacks ART! It's sophmoric $#!+s and giigles! We could be doing-"
Kyle: "-stand-up in front of drunken forty-year-olds at anime-cons?"
Edwards: "Just saying this material is hardly Oscar-worthy."
Kyle:"My ambitions are more inclined towards making enough to get me through my graduate studies..."

Arnie100 wrote:Kyle: "Why do you always get us into trouble??"
Edwards: "ME?! What do you mean ME?! What did I do?!"
Kyle: "Do you want a list?:
Edwards: "You have a LIST??"

And Kyle only has the short one on him!

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:Kyle: "Why do you always get us into trouble??"
Edwards: "ME?! What do you mean ME?! What did I do?!"
Kyle: "Do you want a list?:
Edwards: "You have a LIST??"

"Yes, right here."(shuffling of papers)
"Lemme see that! What? "Number Eighty-seven: Splash Edwards with pig blood and toss him overboard in shark-infested waters.." What the HELL?! You got a death-list on me, boy?!"
"Oops..wrong list..."
"Damn it, Kyle, you're a bloody rank AMATEUR!!! I got that down as what I'd do to you as my number five! And the Hunters did that to me, like, number three! You piker! You ankle-biter! You're behind the curve!"
"Wait, you have a kill-list on ME?!"

Arnie100 wrote:Edwards: "Your own cousin/sister/whatever has one on you!!"
Kyle: "She probably has one on both of us..."
Edwards: "Come ti think of it...you're probably right......and I had such the hots for her!"
Kyle: "Me too!"
Edwards: "No wonder she wanted to kill YOU."
Kyle: "Hey...!'

taalismn wrote:Edwards the Actor: "Oh, come ON! Not ANOTHER freakin' kill-list skit!"
Kyle the Actor: "Hey, doesn't bother me. Every time I get killed off, it's another paycheck in the bank."
Edwards:'Yeah, but it's demeaning! It lacks ART! It's sophmoric $#!+s and giigles! We could be doing-"
Kyle: "-stand-up in front of drunken forty-year-olds at anime-cons?"
Edwards: "Just saying this material is hardly Oscar-worthy."
Kyle:"My ambitions are more inclined towards making enough to get me through my graduate studies..."

Lisa Hunter: (looking over a purloined copy of T.R. Edwards' kill-list) "Oooooohhhhh....that's one I didn't think of yet! Won;t he be surprised!"

taalismn wrote:Lisa Hunter: (looking over a purloined copy of T.R. Edwards' kill-list) "Oooooohhhhh....that's one I didn't think of yet! Won;t he be surprised!"

Kevin Siembieda: "Edwards, you think you're Oscar worthy. HA! Check out this audition tape from the President of E.B.S.I.S."

SRoss wrote:Kevin Siembieda: "Edwards, you think you're Oscar worthy. HA! Check out this audition tape from the President of E.B.S.I.S."

Edwards: "Oh, wow..."

Great, not only do we already have North Korea gunning for Hollywood, now we'll have the Russians after our internet...

SRoss wrote:Kevin Siembieda: "Edwards, you think you're Oscar worthy. HA! Check out this audition tape from the President of E.B.S.I.S."

Arnie100 wrote:

SRoss wrote:Kevin Siembieda: "Edwards, you think you're Oscar worthy. HA! Check out this audition tape from the President of E.B.S.I.S."

Edwards: "Oh, wow..."

taalismn wrote:Great, not only do we already have North Korea gunning for Hollywood, now we'll have the Russians after our internet...

Edwards: "That...that Putin..."
Kyle: "Disgusting, wasn't it? The man has no --"
Edwards: "My new HERO!!"
Kyle: "What..."

Lisa Hunter: "#17,556: Slow Death by Internet Addiction..."

Kyle: "TURN THAT OFF!!!"
Edwards: " Can't...help...it...so...so...COMPELLING!!"
Kyle: "NNNNNNNOOOOOO!!!!"

"And in the latest news ... Lynn Kyle was found having drooled himself to death watching Hatsune Miku YouTube Videos."

Arnie100 wrote:Edwards: "That...that Putin..."
Kyle: "Disgusting, wasn't it? The man has no --"
Edwards: "My new HERO!!"
Kyle: "What..."

taalismn wrote:Lisa Hunter: "#17,556: Slow Death by Internet Addiction..."

Arnie100 wrote:Kyle: "TURN THAT OFF!!!"
Edwards: " Can't...help...it...so...so...COMPELLING!!"
Kyle: "NNNNNNNOOOOOO!!!!"

SRoss wrote:"And in the latest news ... Lynn Kyle was found having drooled himself to death watching Hatsune Miku YouTube Videos."

I remember when I first saw this, I thought, only in Japan.

SRoss wrote:"And in the latest news ... Lynn Kyle was found having drooled himself to death watching Hatsune Miku YouTube Videos."

"I'm sorry, Miss Minmei, but we already signed up a replacement for you! Somebody more cutting edge, more modern, and well...younger."
"...this isn't going to be a repeat of that Apple bimbo again, is it?"

"We chose her."
Minmei: "She's...she's..."
"Pretty good! We know! Thank you! Have a nice day!"
Minmei: "It's not FAIR!"
Veidt: "That's MY line!!"
BLAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!
Veidt: "Shouldn't...fzzzzzztttt...said...pop...anything..."

Minmei: "Jailbait."
Lisa: "Funny, we used to say the same about YOU back in the day."
Minmei: "Don't get me started on your crows-feet and support hose."

taalismn wrote:Minmei: "Jailbait."
Lisa: "Funny, we used to say the same about YOU back in the day."
Minmei: "Don't get me started on your crows-feet and support hose."

Lisa: "At least I got a MAN!"
Minmei: "Who should've been MINE in the first place!!"
Lisa and Minmei:
Rick: "I'm gonna go get me a bottle of vodka or two..."

Arnie100 wrote:[
Rick: "I'm gonna go get me a bottle of vodka or two..."

Gloval: "Here. Have one of my bottles. 'Captain's Choice', in the heavy rock crystal decanters. Durable enough that if the liquor doesn't put you down and out, you can hammer yourself over the head with it until you are. Well and truly smashed. Your consciousness that is. "

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:"And in the latest news ... Lynn Kyle was found having drooled himself to death watching Hatsune Miku YouTube Videos."

"I'm sorry, Miss Minmei, but we already signed up a replacement for you! Somebody more cutting edge, more modern, and well...younger."
"...this isn't going to be a repeat of that Apple bimbo again, is it?"

Arnie100 wrote:"We chose her."
Minmei: "She's...she's..."
"Pretty good! We know! Thank you! Have a nice day!"
Minmei: "It's not FAIR!"
Veidt: "That's MY line!!"
BLAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!
Veidt: "Shouldn't...fzzzzzztttt...said...pop...anything..."

taalismn wrote:Minmei: "Jailbait."
Lisa: "Funny, we used to say the same about YOU back in the day."
Minmei: "Don't get me started on your crows-feet and support hose."

I wander how long she will live now?

Arnie100 wrote:

taalismn wrote:Minmei: "Jailbait."
Lisa: "Funny, we used to say the same about YOU back in the day."
Minmei: "Don't get me started on your crows-feet and support hose."

Lisa: "At least I got a MAN!"
Minmei: "Who should've been MINE in the first place!!"
Lisa and Minmei:
Rick: "I'm gonna go get me a bottle of vodka or two..."

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:[
Rick: "I'm gonna go get me a bottle of vodka or two..."

Gloval: "Here. Have one of my bottles. 'Captain's Choice', in the heavy rock crystal decanters. Durable enough that if the liquor doesn't put you down and out, you can hammer yourself over the head with it until you are. Well and truly smashed. Your consciousness that is. "

Claudia: "Captain Gloval was also DAMN good at throwing those bottles at people. Never broke a one of them. We suspect the bottles were cut from spare stock for the SDF-1's command tower 'fish bowl'."

Gloval: "There's also this new thing called 'Klingon Blood Wine'..."
Rick: "I'll take a case!"

taalismn wrote:Claudia: "Captain Gloval was also DAMN good at throwing those bottles at people. Never broke a one of them. We suspect the bottles were cut from spare stock for the SDF-1's command tower 'fish bowl'."

Arnie100 wrote:Gloval: "There's also this new thing called 'Klingon Blood Wine'..."
Rick: "I'll take a case!"

Arnie100 wrote:Gloval: "There's also this new thing called 'Klingon Blood Wine'..."
Rick: "I'll take a case!"

"Made with real blood, too."
###PPPHHHFFFFTTTTTTTTT!!!!!###

Gloval: "You really are a bit naive!! That was a good one, da?"
Rick: "Russians and their crazy sense of humor..."

Arnie100 wrote:Gloval: "You really are a bit naive!! That was a good one, da?"
Rick: "Russians and their crazy sense of humor..."

"Yes, normally we buzz former satellite states with strategic bombers or send submarines creeping through their territorial waters for laughs, but we were warned about that sort of thing maybe triggering World War Three."