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Well, probably just about everybody in the UEDF fleet, but only after the SDF-1 crashes into the Factory Satellite(Because, let's face it, even in space you're going to have the equivalent of cars crashing inexplicably into buildings).

taalismn wrote:...and just who the hell is going to pull them over for suspected DUI?

Sammy, she didn't tolerate smoking on the bridge, you don't think she'd put up with any of this drunken crap, do you?

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:...and just who the hell is going to pull them over for suspected DUI?

Sammy, she didn't tolerate smoking on the bridge, you don't think she'd put up with any of this drunken crap, do you?

SDF-1 crewmen grew to dread the signage REGULATIONS ENFORCED BY SAMMY.

Lisa: "Attention, everyone! I just made Sammie master-of-arms of the SDF-1. She answers only to ME."
SDF-1Crewman: "We're so DOOMED..."

Arnie100 wrote:Lisa: "Attention, everyone! I just made Sammie master-of-arms of the SDF-1. She answers only to ME."
SDF-1Crewman: "We're so DOOMED..."

Minmei: "Sammy! With access to the armory!"

"On this ship the order of command enforcement goes like this; there's Sammy, there's Lisa, and then there's God. And sometimes Lisa takes a duty rotation off, and God isn't always available."

(Burst of automatic gunfire...)

Sammy: "When I said 'No SMOKING', I mean 'NO SMOKING!', do you understand me?!"
SDF-1 Crewman: "I was just making coffee..."
Sammy: "Oh. Two sugars and a spoonful of creme, please. Thank you."

taalismn wrote:Well, probably just about everybody in the UEDF fleet, but only after the SDF-1 crashes into the Factory Satellite(Because, let's face it, even in space you're going to have the equivalent of cars crashing inexplicably into buildings).

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:...and just who the hell is going to pull them over for suspected DUI?

Sammy, she didn't tolerate smoking on the bridge, you don't think she'd put up with any of this drunken crap, do you?

Ya, I can see her trying to stop them.

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:...and just who the hell is going to pull them over for suspected DUI?

Sammy, she didn't tolerate smoking on the bridge, you don't think she'd put up with any of this drunken crap, do you?

SDF-1 crewmen grew to dread the signage REGULATIONS ENFORCED BY SAMMY.

Arnie100 wrote:Lisa: "Attention, everyone! I just made Sammie master-of-arms of the SDF-1. She answers only to ME."
SDF-1Crewman: "We're so DOOMED..."

SRoss wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:Lisa: "Attention, everyone! I just made Sammie master-of-arms of the SDF-1. She answers only to ME."
SDF-1Crewman: "We're so DOOMED..."

Minmei: "Sammy! With access to the armory!"

taalismn wrote:"On this ship the order of command enforcement goes like this; there's Sammy, there's Lisa, and then there's God. And sometimes Lisa takes a duty rotation off, and God isn't always available."

Gloval not getting involved, huh?

Arnie100 wrote:(Burst of automatic gunfire...)

Sammy: "When I said 'No SMOKING', I mean 'NO SMOKING!', do you understand me?!"
SDF-1 Crewman: "I was just making coffee..."
Sammy: "Oh. Two sugars and a spoonful of creme, please. Thank you."

Alpha 11 wrote:[

taalismn wrote:"On this ship the order of command enforcement goes like this; there's Sammy, there's Lisa, and then there's God. And sometimes Lisa takes a duty rotation off, and God isn't always available."

Gloval not getting involved, huh? :

He's learned he's just a figurehead.

taalismn wrote:

Alpha 11 wrote:[

taalismn wrote:"On this ship the order of command enforcement goes like this; there's Sammy, there's Lisa, and then there's God. And sometimes Lisa takes a duty rotation off, and God isn't always available."

Gloval not getting involved, huh? :

He's learned he's just a figurehead.

Capt. Gloval: "Besides, it's tims to partaayyyy!!"
Rick: "Woo-hoo!!"

Sammy: "No it's NOT!"
Gloval: (instantly sober) "...right."

Capt. Gloval: "Sammy, if you look in your quarters, we left a little surprise for you...while we have our party...you can have your own party!!
Sammy: "This had better not be a trick!"
Rick: "Oh, it's a surprise..."

(Later in Sammy's quarters..."

Sammy: (Seeing who's hog-tied on the bed...) "Snookums!! We are SO going to PARTTTAAYY!!!"
Khyron: (Hog-tied and gagged...) "Mmmmmmmppppfff...help...mmmmppfff...me..."

Khyron: "So...you're really letting them think they're bribing you with me?"
Sammy: (shrugging) "They need to feel they have some illusion of control. Plus they apparently never look into my personnel record or they'd have seen the marriage certificate already."

taalismn wrote:

Alpha 11 wrote:[

taalismn wrote:"On this ship the order of command enforcement goes like this; there's Sammy, there's Lisa, and then there's God. And sometimes Lisa takes a duty rotation off, and God isn't always available."

Gloval not getting involved, huh? :

He's learned he's just a figurehead.

Arnie100 wrote:

taalismn wrote:

Alpha 11 wrote:[

taalismn wrote:"On this ship the order of command enforcement goes like this; there's Sammy, there's Lisa, and then there's God. And sometimes Lisa takes a duty rotation off, and God isn't always available."

Gloval not getting involved, huh? :

He's learned he's just a figurehead.

Capt. Gloval: "Besides, it's tims to partaayyyy!!"
Rick: "Woo-hoo!!"

taalismn wrote:Sammy: "No it's NOT!"
Gloval: (instantly sober) "...right."

Arnie100 wrote:Capt. Gloval: "Sammy, if you look in your quarters, we left a little surprise for you...while we have our party...you can have your own party!!
Sammy: "This had better not be a trick!"
Rick: "Oh, it's a surprise..."

(Later in Sammy's quarters..."

Sammy: (Seeing who's hog-tied on the bed...) "Snookums!! We are SO going to PARTTTAAYY!!!"
Khyron: (Hog-tied and gagged...) "Mmmmmmmppppfff...help...mmmmppfff...me..."

taalismn wrote:Khyron: "So...you're really letting them think they're bribing you with me?"
Sammy: (shrugging) "They need to feel they have some illusion of control. Plus they apparently never look into my personnel record or they'd have seen the marriage certificate already."

taalismn wrote:Khyron: "So...you're really letting them think they're bribing you with me?"
Sammy: (shrugging) "They need to feel they have some illusion of control. Plus they apparently never look into my personnel record or they'd have seen the marriage certificate already."

Khyron: "Wait...we're MARRIED?!"

Arnie100 wrote:

taalismn wrote:Khyron: "So...you're really letting them think they're bribing you with me?"
Sammy: (shrugging) "They need to feel they have some illusion of control. Plus they apparently never look into my personnel record or they'd have seen the marriage certificate already."

Khyron: "Wait...we're MARRIED?!"

Yep, it's even been implied on this thread that she's Annie's mom!

Though I shudder to think how the rest of the kids turned out.

Well, depending on how you interpret the Bloopers from the general categories of Blooper-types, it can be one of the following:

a) The World as Stage: The ACTORS playing Sammy and Khyron are happily married behind the scenes and raising a dynasty of actors(the anime 'actress' playing Rei Ayanami and a number of other blue-haired, red-eyed waifs is implied to be their daughter).

b) The World's Gone Mad: This is RT gone off the skids, in which case anything Khyron and Sammy do is pure mindgorkery to mess with each others', and the observers', heads.

Khyron: "We even have...gulp...KIDS?!"
Annie: "DADDY!! I MISSED you!!"
Khyron: (Faints...)

Arnie100 wrote:Khyron: "We even have...gulp...KIDS?!"
Annie: "DADDY!! I MISSED you!!"
Khyron: (Faints...)

Annnndddd this is the World Gone Mad(from Khyron's perspective)
Or, it's World's a Stage Khyron who's gotten a bit TOO deep into his immersion-method acting.

Arnie100 wrote:

taalismn wrote:Khyron: "So...you're really letting them think they're bribing you with me?"
Sammy: (shrugging) "They need to feel they have some illusion of control. Plus they apparently never look into my personnel record or they'd have seen the marriage certificate already."

Khyron: "Wait...we're MARRIED?!"

SRoss wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:

taalismn wrote:Khyron: "So...you're really letting them think they're bribing you with me?"
Sammy: (shrugging) "They need to feel they have some illusion of control. Plus they apparently never look into my personnel record or they'd have seen the marriage certificate already."

Khyron: "Wait...we're MARRIED?!"

Yep, it's even been implied on this thread that she's Annie's mom!

Though I shudder to think how the rest of the kids turned out.

taalismn wrote:Well, depending on how you interpret the Bloopers from the general categories of Blooper-types, it can be one of the following:

a) The World as Stage: The ACTORS playing Sammy and Khyron are happily married behind the scenes and raising a dynasty of actors(the anime 'actress' playing Rei Ayanami and a number of other blue-haired, red-eyed waifs is implied to be their daughter).

b) The World's Gone Mad: This is RT gone off the skids, in which case anything Khyron and Sammy do is pure mindgorkery to mess with each others', and the observers', heads.

Arnie100 wrote:Khyron: "We even have...gulp...KIDS?!"
Annie: "DADDY!! I MISSED you!!"
Khyron: (Faints...)

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:Khyron: "We even have...gulp...KIDS?!"
Annie: "DADDY!! I MISSED you!!"
Khyron: (Faints...)

Annnndddd this is the World Gone Mad(from Khyron's perspective)
Or, it's World's a Stage Khyron who's gotten a bit TOO deep into his immersion-method acting.

"Sammy? What's with this picture of you and Khyron being married by Elvis?"
"Damn, so THAT's what happened that weekend in Vegas!"

taalismn wrote:"Sammy? What's with this picture of you and Khyron being married by Elvis?"
"Damn, so THAT's what happened that weekend in Vegas!"

"Wait! That isn't Elvis! IT'S JOHNATHAN WOLFF!?!"

Wolff: "What? I can't have a private life?"

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:"Sammy? What's with this picture of you and Khyron being married by Elvis?"
"Damn, so THAT's what happened that weekend in Vegas!"

"Wait! That isn't Elvis! IT'S JOHNATHAN WOLFF!?!"

Wolff: "What? I can't have a private life?"

"So...how do you hide the mustache?"
"That? Oh, I use fake ones. Been that way for a while now."

Khyron: "How could Annie be OUR child?!"
Sammy: "What? She's as maniacal as you are when it comes to her 'furries'. That definetely comes from you. Her cuteness obviuosly comes from me."
Khyron: "Cuteness? I don't know about that..."
Sammy: "We still have long night ahead of us..."

taalismn wrote:"Sammy? What's with this picture of you and Khyron being married by Elvis?"
"Damn, so THAT's what happened that weekend in Vegas!"

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:"Sammy? What's with this picture of you and Khyron being married by Elvis?"
"Damn, so THAT's what happened that weekend in Vegas!"

"Wait! That isn't Elvis! IT'S JOHNATHAN WOLFF!?!"

Wolff: "What? I can't have a private life?"

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:"Sammy? What's with this picture of you and Khyron being married by Elvis?"
"Damn, so THAT's what happened that weekend in Vegas!"

"Wait! That isn't Elvis! IT'S JOHNATHAN WOLFF!?!"

Wolff: "What? I can't have a private life?"

"So...how do you hide the mustache?"
"That? Oh, I use fake ones. Been that way for a while now."

Arnie100 wrote:Khyron: "How could Annie be OUR child?!"
Sammy: "What? She's as maniacal as you are when it comes to her 'furries'. That definetely comes from you. Her cuteness obviuosly comes from me."
Khyron: "Cuteness? I don't know about that..."
Sammy: "We still have long night ahead of us..."

Arnie100 wrote:Khyron: "How could Annie be OUR child?!"
Sammy: "What? She's as maniacal as you are when it comes to her 'furries'. That definetely comes from you. Her cuteness obviuosly comes from me."
Khyron: "Cuteness? I don't know about that..."
Sammy: "We still have long night ahead of us..."

And everybody thinks the screams coming from Sammy's room are all of PAIN.
In this one case, they may be right.

Khyron: (Crawling out the door...) "Save MMMMMEEEEEEE, Gerao!! (....as a hand reaches out and pulls Khyron back in...)
Gerao: "I'm not getting involved your private life, Milord!!"
Grell: "What HAPPENS in your quarters, STAYS in your quarters, Milord!"
Khyron: "I'll get.you BBBBBOOOTHHHH!"
Grell: "Mistress Sammy seems to be enjoying herself! Do you have the 'Do Not Disturb Upon Pain Of Death' sign?"
Gerao: "Right here!"
Grell: "Let's get out of here!"

Arnie100 wrote:Khyron: (Crawling out the door...) "Save MMMMMEEEEEEE, Gerao!! (....as a hand reaches out and pulls Khyron back in...)
Gerao: "I'm not getting involved your private life, Milord!!"
Grell: "What HAPPENS in your quarters, STAYS in your quarters, Milord!"
Khyron: "I'll get.you BBBBBOOOTHHHH!"
Grell: "Mistress Sammy seems to be enjoying herself! Do you have the 'Do Not Disturb Upon Pain Of Death' sign?"
Gerao: "Right here!"
Grell: "Let's get out of here!"

Khyron: "Okay, I got rid of the idiots, Hon. Now where were we before I had to disgrace my acting coach with that display of pathetic over-emoting?"

Gloval: "Hi Folks! Just a quick note... Right now thanks to a certain Scotsman, everyone assumes I sing Soviet Anthem actually my favorite party song is Rasputin by Bony M."

Azonia: (In nothing but a lace negligee) "So, Are you Russia's greatest love machine?"

SRoss wrote:Gloval: "Hi Folks! Just a quick note... Right now thanks to a certain Scotsman, everyone assumes I sing Soviet Anthem actually my favorite party song is Rasputin by Bony M."

Azonia: (In nothing but a lace negligee) "So, Are you Russia's greatest love machine?"

Gloval: "Like a titanium-hulled Alfa-class!"

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:Gloval: "Hi Folks! Just a quick note... Right now thanks to a certain Scotsman, everyone assumes I sing Soviet Anthem actually my favorite party song is Rasputin by Bony M."

Azonia: (In nothing but a lace negligee) "So, Are you Russia's greatest love machine?"

Gloval: "Like a titanium-hulled Alfa-class!"

Azonia: "I wanted a TYPHOON."

Arnie100 wrote:
Azonia: "I wanted a TYPHOON."

"Alfas go deeper."

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:Khyron: "How could Annie be OUR child?!"
Sammy: "What? She's as maniacal as you are when it comes to her 'furries'. That definetely comes from you. Her cuteness obviuosly comes from me."
Khyron: "Cuteness? I don't know about that..."
Sammy: "We still have long night ahead of us..."

And everybody thinks the screams coming from Sammy's room are all of PAIN.
In this one case, they may be right.

Arnie100 wrote:Khyron: (Crawling out the door...) "Save MMMMMEEEEEEE, Gerao!! (....as a hand reaches out and pulls Khyron back in...)
Gerao: "I'm not getting involved your private life, Milord!!"
Grell: "What HAPPENS in your quarters, STAYS in your quarters, Milord!"
Khyron: "I'll get.you BBBBBOOOTHHHH!"
Grell: "Mistress Sammy seems to be enjoying herself! Do you have the 'Do Not Disturb Upon Pain Of Death' sign?"
Gerao: "Right here!"
Grell: "Let's get out of here!"

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:Khyron: (Crawling out the door...) "Save MMMMMEEEEEEE, Gerao!! (....as a hand reaches out and pulls Khyron back in...)
Gerao: "I'm not getting involved your private life, Milord!!"
Grell: "What HAPPENS in your quarters, STAYS in your quarters, Milord!"
Khyron: "I'll get.you BBBBBOOOTHHHH!"
Grell: "Mistress Sammy seems to be enjoying herself! Do you have the 'Do Not Disturb Upon Pain Of Death' sign?"
Gerao: "Right here!"
Grell: "Let's get out of here!"

Khyron: "Okay, I got rid of the idiots, Hon. Now where were we before I had to disgrace my acting coach with that display of pathetic over-emoting?"

SRoss wrote:Gloval: "Hi Folks! Just a quick note... Right now thanks to a certain Scotsman, everyone assumes I sing Soviet Anthem actually my favorite party song is Rasputin by Bony M."

Azonia: (In nothing but a lace negligee) "So, Are you Russia's greatest love machine?"

And ah..., won't Breetai get jealous?

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:Gloval: "Hi Folks! Just a quick note... Right now thanks to a certain Scotsman, everyone assumes I sing Soviet Anthem actually my favorite party song is Rasputin by Bony M."

Azonia: (In nothing but a lace negligee) "So, Are you Russia's greatest love machine?"

Gloval: "Like a titanium-hulled Alfa-class!"

Arnie100 wrote:

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:Gloval: "Hi Folks! Just a quick note... Right now thanks to a certain Scotsman, everyone assumes I sing Soviet Anthem actually my favorite party song is Rasputin by Bony M."

Azonia: (In nothing but a lace negligee) "So, Are you Russia's greatest love machine?"

Gloval: "Like a titanium-hulled Alfa-class!"

Azonia: "I wanted a TYPHOON."

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:
Azonia: "I wanted a TYPHOON."

"Alfas go deeper."

Alpha 11 wrote:

SRoss wrote:Gloval: "Hi Folks! Just a quick note... Right now thanks to a certain Scotsman, everyone assumes I sing Soviet Anthem actually my favorite party song is Rasputin by Bony M."

Azonia: (In nothing but a lace negligee) "So, Are you Russia's greatest love machine?"

And ah..., won't Breetai get jealous?

Breetai: (Pulling himself away from Kazianna) "I'm what now?"

#BEEP#"MIcronians, this is Supreme Commander Dolza of the Zetraedi! Surrender the Protoculture now or be des-UERK!"*BEEP*
Lisa: (looking up from what she's been doing)"Oh dear, we left the communications console on. I hope that wasn't an important call!"
Rick: "If it is, they'll call again. Now, where were we? Oh, that's whe-"
*BEEP*"Azonia, this is Supreme Commander Dolza! Prepare to destroy the micronians at onc-AGGGHHHH!!"*BEEP*
Gloval:(looking up from hat he's been doing on Azonia's bridge) "Who was THAT?!"
Azonia: "Never mind who that was, keep diving...!"
*BEEP*""Khyron, this is Supreme Commander Dolza! Prepare to destroy the micronians! They've subverted Azonia! Purge the infec-YYALLLAAGGHHHAAA!"*BEEP*
Sammy: "That was rude..and a mood killer!"
Khyron: "I know just how to restore the mood-"(giggling and deep laughter follow...)
*BEEP*"Breetai, this is Supreme Commander Dolza! The micronians have subverted both Azonia and Khyron! Exterminate the micronians before YARRGGGHH *GERK**SPLARGF! GAHH!"(-THUD-)*BEEP*
Breetai: "....Dolza, can't you read a 'do not disturb' order?!"
Kazianna: "...Breetai! Back in the bed! NOW! Before -I- get disturbed!"

Meanwhile in the communications center of Alaska Base, Admiral Hayes has to be physically restrained from launching and personally leading a punitive expedition up to the SDf-1 to neuter the young man corrupting his daughter.

Dolza: "THE HORROR!!!! WHAT WERE THEY DOING???!!!!"

Arnie100 wrote:Dolza: "THE HORROR!!!! WHAT WERE THEY DOING???!!!!"

Zentraedi Aide: "Looked like page thirty-eight of the Kama Sutra."
Dolza: "...and you would know this HOW?"

Dolza: "...And what in Protoculture is the Kama Sutra?!"
Aide: "Well, uhm..."

Arnie100 wrote:What's been happening that night...

Minmei: "WHATDOYOUMEANI'VEBEENREPLACED!!!"

SRoss wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:What's been happening that night...

Minmei: "WHATDOYOUMEANI'VEBEENREPLACED!!!"

"There's pop love songs, and there's songs for making love..."

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:What's been happening that night...

Minmei: "WHATDOYOUMEANI'VEBEENREPLACED!!!"

"There's pop love songs, and there's songs for making love..."

"And then there are singers with something called TALENT."
Minmei: "HHHEEEYYY!!!"

SRoss wrote:

Alpha 11 wrote:

SRoss wrote:Gloval: "Hi Folks! Just a quick note... Right now thanks to a certain Scotsman, everyone assumes I sing Soviet Anthem actually my favorite party song is Rasputin by Bony M."

Azonia: (In nothing but a lace negligee) "So, Are you Russia's greatest love machine?"

And ah..., won't Breetai get jealous?

Breetai: (Pulling himself away from Kazianna) "I'm what now?"

Sorry, for some reason, I got those 2 mix up.

taalismn wrote:#BEEP#"MIcronians, this is Supreme Commander Dolza of the Zetraedi! Surrender the Protoculture now or be des-UERK!"*BEEP*
Lisa: (looking up from what she's been doing)"Oh dear, we left the communications console on. I hope that wasn't an important call!"
Rick: "If it is, they'll call again. Now, where were we? Oh, that's whe-"
*BEEP*"Azonia, this is Supreme Commander Dolza! Prepare to destroy the micronians at onc-AGGGHHHH!!"*BEEP*
Gloval:(looking up from hat he's been doing on Azonia's bridge) "Who was THAT?!"
Azonia: "Never mind who that was, keep diving...!"
*BEEP*""Khyron, this is Supreme Commander Dolza! Prepare to destroy the micronians! They've subverted Azonia! Purge the infec-YYALLLAAGGHHHAAA!"*BEEP*
Sammy: "That was rude..and a mood killer!"
Khyron: "I know just how to restore the mood-"(giggling and deep laughter follow...)
*BEEP*"Breetai, this is Supreme Commander Dolza! The micronians have subverted both Azonia and Khyron! Exterminate the micronians before YARRGGGHH *GERK**SPLARGF! GAHH!"(-THUD-)*BEEP*
Breetai: "....Dolza, can't you read a 'do not disturb' order?!"
Kazianna: "...Breetai! Back in the bed! NOW! Before -I- get disturbed!"

Arnie100 wrote:What's been happening that night...

taalismn wrote:Meanwhile in the communications center of Alaska Base, Admiral Hayes has to be physically restrained from launching and personally leading a punitive expedition up to the SDf-1 to neuter the young man corrupting his daughter.

Arnie100 wrote:Dolza: "THE HORROR!!!! WHAT WERE THEY DOING???!!!!"

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:Dolza: "THE HORROR!!!! WHAT WERE THEY DOING???!!!!"

Zentraedi Aide: "Looked like page thirty-eight of the Kama Sutra."
Dolza: "...and you would know this HOW?"

Arnie100 wrote:Dolza: "...And what in Protoculture is the Kama Sutra?!"
Aide: "Well, uhm..."

SRoss wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:What's been happening that night...

Minmei: "WHATDOYOUMEANI'VEBEENREPLACED!!!"

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:What's been happening that night...

Minmei: "WHATDOYOUMEANI'VEBEENREPLACED!!!"

"There's pop love songs, and there's songs for making love..."

Arnie100 wrote:

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:What's been happening that night...

Minmei: "WHATDOYOUMEANI'VEBEENREPLACED!!!"

"There's pop love songs, and there's songs for making love..."

"And then there are singers with something called TALENT."
Minmei: "HHHEEEYYY!!!"

Marcus Rush: "I wonder what my theme music will be...?"
Alex Romero: "Have you heard about the lonesome loser, Beaten by the queen of hearts every time ..."
Marcus: "...thank you, Alex. I liked you better when you were dead..."

Time Loop:

Year: 2006
Time: who forgot to set back the clocks?
Place: Somewhere deep in the reconstructed bowls of the SDF-1


Lisa: "Alright the secret meeting of the time loopers shale begin. First order of business is who has "awoken"."

Rick: "Here as always"

Ben and Max: "Dido."

Admiral Hayes: "Surprisingly here as well."

Lang: "Do we really have to do this each time?"

A young Min-mei: "Some of us are new here."

Kyle: "Same."

Claudia: "Roy and Henry won't make it to night. They're in a meeting with some people about procuring land?"

Hayes: "Sorry, had them assigned to meet with some of the wealthy folks in privet sector to build large shelters for you know what."

From a small office intercom: Breetai: "And I'm here as well with the other awaken. Thank you Lang for setting up this long range communication."

Lisa: "Alright, without further a due I would also like to introduce a new Allie to our group..."

From out of the shadows a very tall pale woman steps forth. A reverberated female voice echos "Hello."

Rick, Lang, and Max:

Haze: "Who is that?"

"I am the Regess, ruler of the Invid."

Breetai: "....... What?"

Regess: "Yes I'm as surprised as you when I awoken some years ago."

Breetai: "That would explain the last decade."

Lisa: "Yes well the Regess here has been on earth for the past year learning about us and would like to sue for peace before anything happens."

Regess: "That means I won't invade like I did before."

Hayes: "Wait, you invaded us before?"

Regess: "Yes."

Lisa: "Dad, remember when I mentioned the third war."

Regess: "Sorry."

Lisa: "Anyways, this meeting I have called on is to see what have we been doing to make things in our favor for the next few years."

Rick: "Me and Roy took care of Edwards."

Ben: "What number did you use this time?"

Rick: "3047, invite him to the flying circus where he will meet an untimely accident."

Claudia: "Lets just say I beat Roy withing an inch of his life for almost killing himself early for that stunt."

Rick: "I did volunteer but he wanted to get a crack at him this time around."

Hayes: "I've been using my influence to make sure more people survive the Rain of Death."

Lang: "Started my own "Ark" project thanks to the Virgin company."

Min-mei: "I convinced my family to move with Aunt Lina and Uncle Max. I've also taken music lessons for the past few years too."

Kyle: "I've been in a few loops where you guys didn't "wake up". So for each one of them I did try to do my best in stopping a few things, but didn't work out each time."

Rick: "What happened?"

Kyle: "A lot. It's like the universe was out to get me each time I tried to make things right "

Max: "I think the other yous from our loops been transferring their karma to you."

Ben: "At least this one isn't a jack@$$ like the others."

Kyle: *wimper*

Min-mei: "It's okay Kyle. You're the best one I've met so far."

Thank you for the early Christmas gift, Chronicler, it is much appreciated.

taalismn wrote:Marcus Rush: "I wonder what my theme music will be...?"
Alex Romero: "Have you heard about the lonesome loser, Beaten by the queen of hearts every time ..."
Marcus: "...thank you, Alex. I liked you better when you were dead..."

Chronicler wrote:Time Loop:

Year: 2006
Time: who forgot to set back the clocks?
Place: Somewhere deep in the reconstructed bowls of the SDF-1


Lisa: "Alright the secret meeting of the time loopers shale begin. First order of business is who has "awoken"."

Rick: "Here as always"

Ben and Max: "Dido."

Admiral Haze: "Surprisingly here as well."

Lang: "Do we really have to do this each time?"

A young Min-mei: "Some of us are new here."

Kyle: "Same."

Claudia: "Roy and Henry won't make it to night. They're in a meeting with some people about procuring land?"

Haze: "Sorry, had them assigned to meet with some of the wealthy folks in privet sector to build large shelters for you know what."

From a small office intercom: Breetai: "And I'm here as well with the other awaken. Thank you Lang for setting up this long range communication."

Lisa: "Alright, without further a due I would also like to introduce a new Allie to our group..."

From out of the shadows a very tall pale woman steps forth. A reverberated female voice echos "Hello."

Rick, Lang, and Max:

Haze: "Who is that?"

"I am the Regess, ruler of the Invid."

Breetai: "....... What?"

Regess: "Yes I'm as surprised as you when I awoken some years ago."

Breetai: "That would explain the last decade."

Lisa: "Yes well the Regess here has been on earth for the past year learning about us and would like to sue for peace before anything happens."

Regess: "That means I won't invade like I did before."

Haze: "Wait, you invaded us before?"

Regess: "Yes."

Lisa: "Dad, remember when I mentioned the third war."

Regess: "Sorry."

Lisa: "Anyways, this meeting I have called on is to see what have we been doing to make things in our favor for the next few years."

Rick: "Me and Roy took care of Edwards."

Ben: "What number did you use this time?"

Rick: "3047, invite him to the flying circus where he will meet an untimely accident."

Claudia: "Lets just say I beat Roy withing an inch of his life for almost killing himself early for that stunt."

Rick: "I did volunteer but he wanted to get a crack at him this time around."

Haze: "I've been using my influence to make sure more people survive the Rain of Death."

Lang: "Started my own "Ark" project thanks to the Virgin company."

Min-mei: "I convinced my family to move with Aunt Lina and Uncle Max. I've also taken music lessons for the past few years too."

Kyle: "I've been in a few loops where you guys didn't "wake up". So for each one of them I did try to do my best in stopping a few things, but didn't work out each time."

Rick: "What happened?"

Kyle: "A lot. It's like the universe was out to get me each time I tried to make things right "

Max: "I think the other yous from our loops been transferring their karma to you."

Ben: "At least this one isn't a jack@$$ like the others."

Kyle: *wimper*

Min-mei: "It's okay Kyle. You're the best one I've met so far."

taalismn wrote:Thank you for the early Christmas gift, Chronicler, it is much appreciated.

Agree!