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SRoss wrote:Regess: "And that's just disturbing."

Pan over to the Invid Princesses standing around Lunk who's wearing the Slave Leia outfit.

Arnie100 wrote:Lancer: "I see you have still have pics of me when I did the Sports Illustrated Bikini issue..."
Rand: "Uhmmm..."
Lancer: "I looked pretty good in that, yes? What's this, Rook? The same issue? How sweet..."
Rook:

SRoss wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:Lancer: "I see you have still have pics of me when I did the Sports Illustrated Bikini issue..."
Rand: "Uhmmm..."
Lancer: "I looked pretty good in that, yes? What's this, Rook? The same issue? How sweet..."
Rook:

Admiral Akbar: (Pointing at the pictures) "IT'S A TRAP!!!" "Oops... Wrong series."

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:Lancer: "I see you have still have pics of me when I did the Sports Illustrated Bikini issue..."
Rand: "Uhmmm..."
Lancer: "I looked pretty good in that, yes? What's this, Rook? The same issue? How sweet..."
Rook:

Admiral Akbar: (Pointing at the pictures) "IT'S A TRAP!!!" "Oops... Wrong series."

Ariel: "Wrong movie, right idea."
VRRRREEEEEPPPPPP
"Now, Lancer. Quit. Messing. With. Our. Friends'. Minds."
Lancer: "....nice light saber, Ariel, but surely you wouldn't with Sera her-"
VRRRREEEEEPPPPPP
Sera: "I concur with her. Quit. Messing. With. Our. Friends'. Minds. Or you'll be sleeping on the couch."
Lancer: "...hidden Invid talent?"
Ariel: "On top of everything else, Mom's a Star Wars otaku...."

Chronicler wrote:

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:Lancer: "I see you have still have pics of me when I did the Sports Illustrated Bikini issue..."
Rand: "Uhmmm..."
Lancer: "I looked pretty good in that, yes? What's this, Rook? The same issue? How sweet..."
Rook:

Admiral Akbar: (Pointing at the pictures) "IT'S A TRAP!!!" "Oops... Wrong series."

Ariel: "Wrong movie, right idea."
VRRRREEEEEPPPPPP
"Now, Lancer. Quit. Messing. With. Our. Friends'. Minds."
Lancer: "....nice light saber, Ariel, but surely you wouldn't with Sera her-"
VRRRREEEEEPPPPPP
Sera: "I concur with her. Quit. Messing. With. Our. Friends'. Minds. Or you'll be sleeping on the couch."
Lancer: "...hidden Invid talent?"
Ariel: "On top of everything else, Mom's a Star Wars otaku...."

Regis: "I don't think that cosplay would work out."

Pan over to a scout dressed as an X-Wing, only with more duct-tape.

Otaku Princess: "At least you tried."

Scout:


Note: Got the keys on my grandparents computer working properly again, but still taking a break.

taalismn wrote:

Chronicler wrote:
Pan over to a scout dressed as an X-Wing, only with more duct-tape..

That's because Ligaa work better as TIE Fighters.

SRoss wrote:Regess: "And that's just disturbing."

Pan over to the Invid Princesses standing around Lunk who's wearing the Slave Leia outfit.

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:Regess: "And that's just disturbing."

Pan over to the Invid Princesses standing around Lunk who's wearing the Slave Leia outfit.

The other choice was Jabba the Hutt.

Arnie100 wrote:Regess: "I think I'll dress up like The Emperor..."
Arial: "Do you remember how nasty he looked without the robe?"
Regess: "Oh...yeah..."

(Meanwhile...)

Rand: "Anyone see Lunk?"

(Sera sends a mental image of Lunk to the group...)

Rand: "OH, MY GOD..."
Annie: "EEEEEEEWWWWWWWW..."
Lancer: "I would've looked better..."
Scott:
Rook: "I wonder how I would look in that..."

SRoss wrote:[

Rand: "I wonder how Rook would look in that?"

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:[

Rand: "I wonder how Rook would look in that?"

Red Snakes Gang: "That's what we'd like to know too!"

Arnie100 wrote:Regess: "I think I'll dress up like The Emperor..."
Arial: "Do you remember how nasty he looked without the robe?"
Regess: "Oh...yeah..."

(Meanwhile...)

Rand: "Anyone see Lunk?"

(Sera sends a mental image of Lunk to the group...)

Rand: "OH, MY GOD..."
Annie: "EEEEEEEWWWWWWWW..."
Lancer: "I would've looked better..."
Scott:
Rook: "I wonder how I would look in that..."

taalismn wrote:Marcus Rush: "So...when do -I- get a hot sex scene? I'm not getting ay younger, you know?"

(Cut to...Marcus and Maia in a small observation gallery aboard the Ark Angel...there's starlight visible through the large window, the lights are down, the seats plushly upholstered, there's the remains of a gourmet picnic dinner, an ice bucket with a wine bottle in it, two half-filled glasses beside it. Marcus and Maia are dressed...casually...and looking at each other intently. Marcus lowers his lips towards Maia, aiming past her face to her generous cleavage...he looks up at her eyes...and past them as he sees motion behind ehr...
..To see Max Sterling in an EVA pressure suit and maneuvering pack, hovering outside the window, with a shotgun in on hand. He sees Marcus;s notice of him, makes a negative hand wave, then throat-cutting gesture with the shotgun.
Marcus gulps and just gives Maia a chaste peck on the check before suddenly finding the leftovers very interesting)

Marcus Rush: "then again, maybe I can wait..."

SRoss wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:Regess: "I think I'll dress up like The Emperor..."
Arial: "Do you remember how nasty he looked without the robe?"
Regess: "Oh...yeah..."

(Meanwhile...)

Rand: "Anyone see Lunk?"

(Sera sends a mental image of Lunk to the group...)

Rand: "OH, MY GOD..."
Annie: "EEEEEEEWWWWWWWW..."
Lancer: "I would've looked better..."
Scott:
Rook: "I wonder how I would look in that..."

Rand: "I wonder how Rook would look in that?"

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:[

Rand: "I wonder how Rook would look in that?"

Red Snakes Gang: "That's what we'd like to know too!"

Arnie100 wrote:

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:[

Rand: "I wonder how Rook would look in that?"

Red Snakes Gang: "That's what we'd like to know too!"

(A volley of missiles appears out of nowhere and obliterates the Red Snakes Gang...)

Red Snakes Gang Member #1: "Just a peak..."
Red Snakes Gang Leader: "We'll never know!"

taalismn wrote:Marcus Rush: "So...when do -I- get a hot sex scene? I'm not getting ay younger, you know?"

(Cut to...Marcus and Maia in a small observation gallery aboard the Ark Angel...there's starlight visible through the large window, the lights are down, the seats plushly upholstered, there's the remains of a gourmet picnic dinner, an ice bucket with a wine bottle in it, two half-filled glasses beside it. Marcus and Maia are dressed...casually...and looking at each other intently. Marcus lowers his lips towards Maia, aiming past her face to her generous cleavage...he looks up at her eyes...and past them as he sees motion behind ehr...
..To see Max Sterling in an EVA pressure suit and maneuvering pack, hovering outside the window, with a shotgun in on hand. He sees Marcus;s notice of him, makes a negative hand wave, then throat-cutting gesture with the shotgun.
Marcus gulps and just gives Maia a chaste peck on the check before suddenly finding the leftovers very interesting)

Marcus Rush: "then again, maybe I can wait..."

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:Marcus Rush: "So...when do -I- get a hot sex scene? I'm not getting ay younger, you know?"

(Cut to...Marcus and Maia in a small observation gallery aboard the Ark Angel...there's starlight visible through the large window, the lights are down, the seats plushly upholstered, there's the remains of a gourmet picnic dinner, an ice bucket with a wine bottle in it, two half-filled glasses beside it. Marcus and Maia are dressed...casually...and looking at each other intently. Marcus lowers his lips towards Maia, aiming past her face to her generous cleavage...he looks up at her eyes...and past them as he sees motion behind ehr...
..To see Max Sterling in an EVA pressure suit and maneuvering pack, hovering outside the window, with a shotgun in on hand. He sees Marcus;s notice of him, makes a negative hand wave, then throat-cutting gesture with the shotgun.
Marcus gulps and just gives Maia a chaste peck on the check before suddenly finding the leftovers very interesting)

Marcus Rush: "then again, maybe I can wait..."

Maia: "Daaaaad! You're supposed to be lost in space! You can't just show up to ruin my love life!"

Max: "Um, Sorry."

Elsewhere...

Max: (In a Force Ghost type form) "Dana! You must join the Ark Angel crew and protect your sister's virtue!"

Dana: "Why!?! You were never there to protect mine!"

Max: "Oh please! Like any of your boyfriends lived long enough to reach first base."

Dana: " "

Arnie100 wrote:Dana: "I could've had a boyfriend...it's those writer's fault!"
Maia: "PLEASE...you couldn't hold on to a guy if your life depended on it!!"
Dana: "DaaaAAAAaaaAADDD!"
Miriya: "I'm sorry; honey...but you just don't have that sex appeal that every guy wants!"
Dana: " It's not my fault those writers made me a ditz...(sniff)"

taalismn wrote:"That Dante boy seemed nice..."
"He's dating a Praxian. Their idea of foreplay is even worse than yours and mom's."

Arnie100 wrote:Kyle: "Edwards...what do you want for a new year?"
Edwards: "A year where I don't get killed, injured, cloned, etc., etc..."
Kyle: "Ditto!"
The 4th Wall Gang: "BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!"

SRoss wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:Kyle: "Edwards...what do you want for a new year?"
Edwards: "A year where I don't get killed, injured, cloned, etc., etc..."
Kyle: "Ditto!"
The 4th Wall Gang: "BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!"

Charon: "What I want, is a year where I don't have to see either of you two..."

Kyle & Edwards:

Arnie100 wrote:

SRoss wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:Kyle: "Edwards...what do you want for a new year?"
Edwards: "A year where I don't get killed, injured, cloned, etc., etc..."
Kyle: "Ditto!"
The 4th Wall Gang: "BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!"

Charon: "What I want, is a year where I don't have to see either of you two..."

Kyle & Edwards:

The 4th Wall Gang: "BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!"
Charon: "DAMMIT."
Kyle and Edwards

Arnie100 wrote:Kyle: "Edwards...what do you want for a new year?"
Edwards: "A year where I don't get killed, injured, cloned, etc., etc..."
Kyle: "Ditto!"
The 4th Wall Gang: "BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!"

SRoss wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:Kyle: "Edwards...what do you want for a new year?"
Edwards: "A year where I don't get killed, injured, cloned, etc., etc..."
Kyle: "Ditto!"
The 4th Wall Gang: "BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!"

Charon: "What I want, is a year where I don't have to see either of you two..."

Kyle & Edwards:

Arnie100 wrote:

SRoss wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:Kyle: "Edwards...what do you want for a new year?"
Edwards: "A year where I don't get killed, injured, cloned, etc., etc..."
Kyle: "Ditto!"
The 4th Wall Gang: "BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!"

Charon: "What I want, is a year where I don't have to see either of you two..."

Kyle & Edwards:

The 4th Wall Gang: "BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!"
Charon: "DAMMIT."
Kyle and Edwards

SRoss wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:

SRoss wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:Kyle: "Edwards...what do you want for a new year?"
Edwards: "A year where I don't get killed, injured, cloned, etc., etc..."
Kyle: "Ditto!"
The 4th Wall Gang: "BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!"

Charon: "What I want, is a year where I don't have to see either of you two..."

Kyle & Edwards:

The 4th Wall Gang: "BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!"
Charon: "DAMMIT."
Kyle and Edwards

Edwards and Kyle suddenly notice they're standing on the railroad tracks, and there's a light coming...

Baron Samedi: "Excuse me, HA HA HA, but someone named Arnie 100 summoned me. Are you two going to the school."

SRoss wrote:
Baron Samedi: "Excuse me, HA HA HA, but someone named Arnie 100 summoned me. Are you two going to the school."

Arnie100 wrote:(Down below...)

Charon: "Now what?!"
Baron Samedi: "Hahahaha!! I have something for you!!" (Points at Kyle and Edwards...)
Charon: "NNNNOOOOOO!!! (Suddenly wakes up) What a horrible nightmare!"
Baron Samedi: "Really now? HAHAHAHAHAHA!!"
Charon, Kyle and Edwards: "NNNNNNOOOOOOO!!!!"
Baron Samedi: "HAHAHAHAHAHA!!"

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:
Baron Samedi: "Excuse me, HA HA HA, but someone named Arnie 100 summoned me. Are you two going to the school."

Yep...Momument City Highschool #69....It's a scary place.

Arnie100 wrote:(Down below...)

Edwards: "When are we gonna get a break?!" (Sniff...)
Kyle: "I know, right?!" (Actually crying...)
Charon: "YOU?! WHAT ABOUT ME?! Every other day you two just show up out of nowhere and just ruin my whole day!"
Edwards and Kyle:

taalismn wrote:Yeah, Charon's just biding his time until he retires, when he gets to pass the problem over to somebody else.
Of course, being an immortal incarnation*of the concept of Death, calculating exactly WHEN he gets to retire starts getting a little problematic.

*This ain't Piers Anthony, so he can't fob it off on some replacement mortal.

taalismn wrote:Yeah, Charon's just biding his time until he retires, when he gets to pass the problem over to somebody else.
Of course, being an immortal incarnation*of the concept of Death, calculating exactly WHEN he gets to retire starts getting a little problematic.

*This ain't Piers Anthony, so he can't fob it off on some replacement mortal.

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:Yeah, Charon's just biding his time until he retires, when he gets to pass the problem over to somebody else.
Of course, being an immortal incarnation*of the concept of Death, calculating exactly WHEN he gets to retire starts getting a little problematic.

*This ain't Piers Anthony, so he can't fob it off on some replacement mortal.

Hel suddenly felt a sharp chill go down her spine.

taalismn wrote:Hades: "Maggy? Screen all my calls, willya?"

taalismn wrote:Edwards: "I didn't even know the Cult of Elvis HAD a Hell!"
Kyle: "And that Liberace apparently presides over it."

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:Edwards: "I didn't even know the Cult of Elvis HAD a Hell!"
Kyle: "And that Liberace apparently presides over it."

"I think I just failed my SAN roll."

SRoss wrote:Kali: (Looking at Edwards and Kyle) "Care to play doctor?"

taalismn wrote:Edwards: "I didn't even know the Cult of Elvis HAD a Hell!"
Kyle: "And that Liberace apparently presides over it."

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:Edwards: "I didn't even know the Cult of Elvis HAD a Hell!"
Kyle: "And that Liberace apparently presides over it."

"I think I just failed my SAN roll."

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:Edwards: "I didn't even know the Cult of Elvis HAD a Hell!"
Kyle: "And that Liberace apparently presides over it."

"I think I just failed my SAN roll."

Belldandy: "We usually have to erase the memories of the innocent after seeing that."
Kyle: "Can I get my mind era-never mind, why do I even bother asking?"

SRoss wrote:Beetlejuice: "Hey guys how do you like my worms?"

Edwards & Kyle:

Arnie100 wrote:Edwards: "Who comes up with these places?!"
Kyle: "I don't know...but I'm sure it's YOUR FAULT."
Edwards: "HEEEEYYYY!!"

(Up above...)

Lisa: (On the phone...) "Okay...yeah, that's good...needs to be more painful...humiliating is good...I like that...deposit's on the way..."
Rick: "Who was that?"
Lisa: "Nothing, hon...go back to sleep..."

(In Defense against the Dark Arts class...)

Arnie100: (Hangs up the phone...) "This'll be entertaining...at least, I got my expenses covered for the semester!"

taalismn wrote:Edwards: "Oh, com'on, quit staring at us! SAY SOMETHING ALREADY!!!!"
Sauron: ".....(*)....)

Arnie100 wrote:"THOMMMAASSS!!! Where's my little huggy-poo??"
Edwards: "OH. NO."
Kyle: "Who IS that?!"
Edwards: "My...ulp...mother!"
Kyle: "Waitaminute...did she call you...huggy-poo?"
Edwards: "Don't start..."
Kyle: "BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Arnie100 wrote:Kyle: "Actually, Mother Edwards, DO tell me about T.R...."
Mother Edwards: "Well, it's a better if I showed you..."
Edwards: "You have VIDEO?!"
Mother Edwards: "Of course and I've added commentary; as well!"
Kyle: "Oh, this is gonna be GOOD!"
Edwards: "SHADDUP."

Arnie100 wrote:Mother Edwards: "Why; of course, Dearie! It was rated number one comedy of the year! A first for PBS since they billed it as a documentary..."
Kyle: **snickering** "Oh, God...my eyes are tearing up!"
Edwards: "MMMMOOOOMMMM!!"
Mother Edwards: "I even included a photo album!"

taalismn wrote:Edwards: "Oh no, ##### no...you do NOT scare me. I've faced things FAR scarier! You're...you're just...pathetic."
Freddy Krueger: "...."

Arnie100 wrote:"THOMMMAASSS!!! Where's my little huggy-poo??"
Edwards: "OH. NO."
Kyle: "Who IS that?!"
Edwards: "My...ulp...mother!"
Kyle: "Waitaminute...did she call you...huggy-poo?"
Edwards: "Don't start..."
Kyle: "BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:"THOMMMAASSS!!! Where's my little huggy-poo??"
Edwards: "OH. NO."
Kyle: "Who IS that?!"
Edwards: "My...ulp...mother!"
Kyle: "Waitaminute...did she call you...huggy-poo?"
Edwards: "Don't start..."
Kyle: "BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Mother Edwards: "Want to see the family photos when huggy here was just a wee one, coming out of diapers? It was a major undertaking, he was, at that age."
Kyle: "I am torn, truly, between the horror of the prospect of seeing you, T.R., naked at ANY age, and the humiliation value of hearing of your toilet training."
T.R.: "Oh, shut up...."

Arnie100 wrote:Kyle: "Actually, Mother Edwards, DO tell me about T.R...."
Mother Edwards: "Well, it's a better if I showed you..."
Edwards: "You have VIDEO?!"
Mother Edwards: "Of course and I've added commentary; as well!"
Kyle: "Oh, this is gonna be GOOD!"
Edwards: "SHADDUP."

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:Kyle: "Actually, Mother Edwards, DO tell me about T.R...."
Mother Edwards: "Well, it's a better if I showed you..."
Edwards: "You have VIDEO?!"
Mother Edwards: "Of course and I've added commentary; as well!"
Kyle: "Oh, this is gonna be GOOD!"
Edwards: "SHADDUP."

Kyle: "Wow, this is seriously professional quality home movies, Mother E...how'd you get F. Murray Abraham to narrate this?"
Mother Edwards: "Because it aired on PBS."
T.R.: "IT DID?!?!"