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taalismn wrote:Bravo for picking up on that mistake and neglect.
Though to be honest, Bloopers Annie is like Tenchi Muyo Washuu-chan: her age is mutable depending on how she wants to be percueved. Most of the the time when she's pranking or terrorizing, she's in classic series-brat form, and when she's stalking Corg, it's in legal young adult mode.
So Blooper Lunk's got the even more interesting role of being legal guardian of someone who is in effect a demigoddess or young alien intelligence in terms of power and capabilities.

That's going to get covered in latter writing. For now I must replenish my back log as I only have one new part for The Ballad of Lunk. And I've been trying to alternate.

Chronicler wrote:Time Loop: Onboard Breetai’s ship (before SDF-1’s christening)
We see in the hanger bay has been quite busy. Auxiliary specialists run frantic as pods are stripped from the inside, then put back thanks too stolen machines. Breetai and Exedore are seen inspecting the new “acquisitions” and “upgrades”.
Exedore: “I am quite surprised that the Regess is helping us.”
Breetai: “Yes. I too am in confusion, but as they say the enemy of my enemy is my friend.”
Exedore: *cracks up a little* “What about keeping your friends close and your enemies closer?”
Breetai: *Smiles at his friend* “That too. But I reserve that for the Masters.”
*A technician goes up to them and salutes*
Technician: “My Lord, I have today’s reports.” *hands data pad* “Everything has been running on schedule.”
Breetai: “Yes, all awakened have been transferred to both my fleet and Azonia’s. What about those that have not?”
Technician: “Some have been under our “new training” program. Others…..”
Exedore: “Yes?”
Technician: “Either M.I.A or K.I.A.”
Breetai and Exedore:
Technician: “Spaced sir.”
Breetai: “And these are the ones who failed?”
Technician: “Or the ones who would rat us out to Dolza and the Masters.”
Breetai: “Very good. And the “Dummies”?”
Technician: “Being installed in about 85% of our mecha sir. Rest are in reserved for manned. But there are complaints going around with the others.”
Exedor: “And what are the complaining about?”
Technician: “The stench sir. Don’t get us wrong we completely support this, it’s just that these dummy systems the Invid have made are making us dizzy just from the smell.”
Breetai: “Yes, that too has been getting to me whenever I view each shipment.”
Exedor: “True, but the Invid deal in biomechanics. We do not have the necessities to create A.I. but with an organic system it works just as well, or better.”
Technician: *gets a little green* “Yeah but dealing with organs is different than metal bits.”
Breetai: *sigh* “We must take what we can to ensure our survival and the survival of others.”
Exedor: “When working on them why have you not used sealed armor?”
Technician: “Climate control can’t handle the heat coming from the equipment we stole from that satellite base. We tried our suits on but a couple fainted from over heat.”
Breetai and Exedor: “Eeeewwwww”
Technician: “It’s been Hell, but everything is on track thanks to short rotations.”
Breetai: “Excellent. By the time the events start to take place we will be ready.”

Shouldn't this be in the crossover thread?

taalismn wrote:Regis: "Now, now, 'Dearest', console yourself with the thought that you're doing me and our people one last duty in this..."
The Regis smiles as the cylinder containing the lobotomized brain and spine of the Regent slides into the decoy Zentraedi mecha for the 'visit' to the Robotech Masters' home base....

Chronicler wrote:Time Loop: onboard the SDF-1 Macross city:
Lynn Kyle is seen walking down the street in the down town district.
Kyle: “Heh, heh, heh. I still got it!” *jumps in air* “WHOOOO! Man I forgot the rush from firing those cannons!”
*People on the street started to stare at him*
Kyle: “Sorry, Destroid training.”
Random passerby: “Son I was in ‘Nam. Firing a cannon from a tank was exhilarating. I can only imagine what using dem Destroids must feel.”
Kyle: “Thanks.”
Vet: “Stay safe brother.”
Kyle: *continues walking and thinks to himself* “Having all those loops gave me a new lease on life and what it means to be a solider.” *his smile soon faded* “God I was an idiot!” *sighs* “God, if you’re out there, thanks for giving me this opportunity’s. Maybe doing all this would help in some way or form. Maybe my karma would get better.”
*A soft rumbling starts in the distance. Then the sound of a synthesizer screaming began.*
Kyle: “What the?” *turns to see*
*There a stampede of Petit-cola machines are barreling their way in the street going right towards him*
Kyle: “Oh sh-“

Rick: “So has anyone seen the Regess? Has she been acclimating to society well?”
Lisa: “Well last I chec-“
*Soon they hear the soft rumbling, then the screems*
Kyle and Machines: “AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!” “GET HER AWAY FROM US!” “SHE’S MAD I TELL YOU, MAD!” “SHE GOT BOB!”
*The stampede passes the gang, seeing Kyle riding on top of the tide. At their heels was a women in a red dress (human cloths) and holding down a brown wig.*
Regess: “GET BACK HERE AND SURRENDER THE SWEET NECTOR OF LIFE!”
*Just as they arrive they left as fast in a trail of dust. Then panting by was one of the U.E.D.F MP.*
MP: “How *weez* can she *weez* be-“ *and collapses*
Gang:
Rick: “Never mind.”

That was good!

I think the latest illustration had our little Annie in collage studying Quantum Physics or something like that...

SRoss wrote:Petit-cola machine: (Panting) "Brothers! I think our plan for world conquest has hit a snag!!!"

taalismn wrote:Claudia: '...And next on the civilian agenda: the onboard rep for Petit Cola is complaining that he hasn't found any of the machines for restocking and servicing. He's concerned that we might have confiscated them for parts or something."
Lisa: "They're apparently in hiding."
Claudia: "Pardon?"
Lisa: "They're hiding from the Regis. Apparently their customer-hunting subroutines are clever enough to learn how to identify and avoid danger, even to the point of overriding their sales protocols. If the danger is great enough, they'll learn how to abandon their sales neighborhoods and seek shelter. The fact that they're interlinked by wireless modem allows them to share information and learn from each other."
Clauda: "And you know this HOW?"
Lisa: "Loop Rick and I had where we had to stave off a robot uprising aboard the SDF-1."
Claudia: "One day I'll know what the heck you're talking about..."

Chronicler wrote:*Lunk materialize back in front of the farmhouse, sighing heavily as he walks through the door.
Annie: “Heya Lunk! Nice that you’re back just in time for dinner!”
Lunk: *surprised* “You finished dinner?”
*looks into the kitchen. It was a mess, but a manageable one at least*
Lunk: “Wow. Nothing’s on fire this time.”
Annie: *punches him in the shoulder* “Hey, I’m getting better!”
*soon the place themselves at the small table.*
Annie: “Ssssoooooo…. How did it go?”
Lunk: “Hm?”
Annie: “That Regess lady teleported you again, something is going on right? So what happened?”
Lunk: *sigh* “Annie, something…happened between me and one of the Princesses.”
Annie: “Did they finally given up on you?”
Lunk: *thinking* “Well I really don’t know. They haven’t been chasing me for a little bit, and I never heard anything from them.”
Annie: “Does that mean you get to stay around more?”
Lunk: “I hope so.”
Annie: “You better mister! It got so tiring couch-surfing at friends’ houses.”
Lunk: “….Sorry. I should have been a better guardian.”
Annie: “Aw come on you big Lunk don’t be like that.”
Lunk: “No, it’s just that if I can’t take care of you how am I going to take care of my own?”
Annie: “……Your own?”
Lunk: “….Damnit.”
Annie: “Luuunk, you hiding something from me?”
Lunk: “Nope.”
Annie: “Come on, what did you do?”
Lunk: “Not talking.”
Annie: “Don’t be coy.”
Lunk: “You already figured it out.”
Annie: “EEEEEEEEE! You’re going to have a little Lunk of your own!”
*Lunk holds up his hand showing three fingers*
Annie: “Oh my God! I’m going to have siblings!”
*Lunk couldn’t help but crack a little*
Annie: “So what’s so bad about being a father then?”
Lunk: “It’s the circumstances is the problem.”
Annie: “Oh, is the Regess mad?”
Lunk: “I have no idea. You can’t read her when having a conversation.”
Annie: “What about the Princess?”
Lunk: “Which one?”
Annie: “You know the one!”
Lunk: “Don’t know.”
Annie: “Wha’dya mean you don’t know? Shouldn’t you know the person that you……you know.”
Lunk: “I'll explain it when you’re older.”
Annie: “I’m 14, they’re teaching this sort of thing in school.”
Lunk: “….Oh God.” *face-palm*
Annie: “And you thought I was innocent.”
Lunk: “Only in that frame of mind. The rest you’re just as bad as all of us.”
Annie: “Pays to be a gorilla fighter.”

I always wondered when reading through the bloopers this little thing. Lunk became Annie's guardian at the end of the series, but you guys had him trapped with the Invid Princesses. So what's she doing? I'd like to think each time he gets away he comes back to the farm to look after her only to get captured again (cuz he always go there). It became sort of routine for Annie to crash at a friends house or sometimes at the Scot's place.

Nice little add on there.

glitterboy2098 wrote:the regis did a timeshare with annie's mind once. i think that she'd be willing to adopt..

I think we should be worried.

taalismn wrote:Bravo for picking up on that mistake and neglect.
Though to be honest, Bloopers Annie is like Tenchi Muyo Washuu-chan: her age is mutable depending on how she wants to be percueved. Most of the the time when she's pranking or terrorizing, she's in classic series-brat form, and when she's stalking Corg, it's in legal young adult mode.
So Blooper Lunk's got the even more interesting role of being legal guardian of someone who is in effect a demigoddess or young alien intelligence in terms of power and capabilities.

Chronicler wrote:

glitterboy2098 wrote:the regis did a timeshare with annie's mind once. i think that she'd be willing to adopt..

Regess: "I feel as though someone walked on my grave."

Annie: "I feel as though I missed my chance at something good."

Chronicler wrote:

taalismn wrote:Bravo for picking up on that mistake and neglect.
Though to be honest, Bloopers Annie is like Tenchi Muyo Washuu-chan: her age is mutable depending on how she wants to be percueved. Most of the the time when she's pranking or terrorizing, she's in classic series-brat form, and when she's stalking Corg, it's in legal young adult mode.
So Blooper Lunk's got the even more interesting role of being legal guardian of someone who is in effect a demigoddess or young alien intelligence in terms of power and capabilities.

That's going to get covered in latter writing. For now I must replenish my back log as I only have one new part for The Ballad of Lunk. And I've been trying to alternate.

Looks like things are going to get even more crazier, if that is even possible.

SRoss wrote:I think the latest illustration had our little Annie in collage studying Quantum Physics or something like that...

Good picture.

"So, what's Lancer up to?"

Running from late-night market to late-night market, a dead tired Lancer consults Sera's list...

Lancer: "Ok, Ice Cream, check! Pickles, check! Flower of Life!?!"

"Ppppiiisssstt."

Lancer sees an Iigaa in a trench coat and hat gesturing him over to the alley.

Lancer: "So this is hell..."

SRoss wrote:"So, what's Lancer up to?"

Running from late-night market to late-night market, a dead tired Lancer consults Sera's list...

Lancer: "Ok, Ice Cream, check! Pickles, check! Flower of Life!?!"

"Ppppiiisssstt."

Lancer sees an Iigaa in a trench coat and hat gesturing him over to the alley.

Lancer: "So this is hell..."

"THIS IS NEW MONUMENT CITY!!!!!"

*At the Invid main hive*
*The Regess is in one of her chambers. Biomechanical machines run as they search the newly established internet for information of human courtship. There before her is an Invid Brain specially created to processes the information.*
Regess: “Do you have anything to report?”
Invid Brain: “I am still establishing a compatible operating system to interface with the human’s global network.”
Regess: “And?”
Invid Brain: “Establishing connection in 3…2...1… connection failed. Reworking operating system.”
Regess: “You would think that hooking up a brain would be faster than using the human’s electronic computers.”
Invid Brain: “I am sorry my queen. Creating an operating system for the human’s network infrastructure has me working backwards from what we know.”
Regess: “But are you close?”
Invid Brain: “Establishing connection in 3…2…1… connection established. Running search engine GOOGLE….”
Regess: “What do you see?”
Invid Brain: “They should have sent a poet…”
Regess: “What?”
Invid Brain: “Compiling information based on best course of action. I have found something that keeps turning up when inquiring “DATES”.”
Regess: “And that is?”
Invid Brain: “It appears that the most common courtship ritual entails that the male invites the female to an eating repository, followed by taking her to an entertainment center to view a motion picture.”
Regess: “Excellent. I shall contact the human “Lunk” so that he may proceed with the ritual.”
Invid Brain: “There is one more step…”
Regess: “Oh?”
Invid Brain: “It appears the last step in the ritual is for the female to take the male back to their hive and partake in “Hot Coffee”.”
Regess: “Then I shall tell my daughter that also. For now keep searching the human’s network. I want to know more about them and their culture now that they are stabilizing.”
Invid Brain: “By your command.”
Regess: “What?”
Invid Brain: “What?”
Regess: “……Never mind….keep searching.”

I imagine the brains voice being All Mothers voice from the Afterman Ascension/Descension album: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eb-DSPmeuyo

Cue the Robin Williams scene from Moscow on the Hudson where Williams' character goes into the supermarket to fulfill an American friend's request for coffee...and has a nervous breakdown trying to figure out what to get in the coffee AISLE.
"But Folger's is 'coffee', yes?"
"Yes, but coffee can also be Maxwell House, or Figaro, or Gigaro, or Hills Brothers' or.."
"Just give me coffee.."
"Will that be instant or raw bean?"
"Huh?"
"Jamaican Blue Mountain or-"
"YYYAARRGGGHHHHHH!!!"

And thus it was that the legions of the Regess descended on the city's super markets in their quest to acquire coffee.

SRoss wrote:"So, what's Lancer up to?"

Running from late-night market to late-night market, a dead tired Lancer consults Sera's list...

Lancer: "Ok, Ice Cream, check! Pickles, check! Flower of Life!?!"

"Ppppiiisssstt."

Lancer sees an Iigaa in a trench coat and hat gesturing him over to the alley.

Lancer: "So this is hell..."

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:"So, what's Lancer up to?"

Running from late-night market to late-night market, a dead tired Lancer consults Sera's list...

Lancer: "Ok, Ice Cream, check! Pickles, check! Flower of Life!?!"

"Ppppiiisssstt."

Lancer sees an Iigaa in a trench coat and hat gesturing him over to the alley.

Lancer: "So this is hell..."

"THIS IS NEW MONUMENT CITY!!!!!"

Chronicler wrote:*At the Invid main hive*
*The Regess is in one of her chambers. Biomechanical machines run as they search the newly established internet for information of human courtship. There before her is an Invid Brain specially created to processes the information.*
Regess: “Do you have anything to report?”
Invid Brain: “I am still establishing a compatible operating system to interface with the human’s global network.”
Regess: “And?”
Invid Brain: “Establishing connection in 3…2...1… connection failed. Reworking operating system.”
Regess: “You would think that hooking up a brain would be faster than using the human’s electronic computers.”
Invid Brain: “I am sorry my queen. Creating an operating system for the human’s network infrastructure has me working backwards from what we know.”
Regess: “But are you close?”
Invid Brain: “Establishing connection in 3…2…1… connection established. Running search engine GOOGLE….”
Regess: “What do you see?”
Invid Brain: “They should have sent a poet…”
Regess: “What?”
Invid Brain: “Compiling information based on best course of action. I have found something that keeps turning up when inquiring “DATES”.”
Regess: “And that is?”
Invid Brain: “It appears that the most common courtship ritual entails that the male invites the female to an eating repository, followed by taking her to an entertainment center to view a motion picture.”
Regess: “Excellent. I shall contact the human “Lunk” so that he may proceed with the ritual.”
Invid Brain: “There is one more step…”
Regess: “Oh?”
Invid Brain: “It appears the last step in the ritual is for the female to take the male back to their hive and partake in “Hot Coffee”.”
Regess: “Then I shall tell my daughter that also. For now keep searching the human’s network. I want to know more about them and their culture now that they are stabilizing.”
Invid Brain: “By your command.”
Regess: “What?”
Invid Brain: “What?”
Regess: “……Never mind….keep searching.”

I imagine the brains voice being All Mothers voice from the Afterman Ascension/Descension album: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eb-DSPmeuyo

taalismn wrote:Cue the Robin Williams scene from Moscow on the Hudson where Williams' character goes into the supermarket to fulfill an American friend's request for coffee...and has a nervous breakdown trying to figure out what to get in the coffee AISLE.
"But Folger's is 'coffee', yes?"
"Yes, but coffee can also be Maxwell House, or Figaro, or Gigaro, or Hills Brothers' or.."
"Just give me coffee.."
"Will that be instant or raw bean?"
"Huh?"
"Jamaican Blue Mountain or-"
"YYYAARRGGGHHHHHH!!!"

SRoss wrote:And thus it was that the legions of the Regess descended on the city's super markets in their quest to acquire coffee.

SRoss wrote:And thus it was that the legions of the Regess descended on the city's super markets in their quest to acquire coffee.

And thus, just as the Earth Resistance had managed to map out the Flower of Life growing regions as of interest to the Invid, they now had to hurriedly add the coffee-growing regions as well....

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:"So, what's Lancer up to?"

Running from late-night market to late-night market, a dead tired Lancer consults Sera's list...

Lancer: "Ok, Ice Cream, check! Pickles, check! Flower of Life!?!"

"Ppppiiisssstt."

Lancer sees an Iigaa in a trench coat and hat gesturing him over to the alley.

Lancer: "So this is hell..."

"THIS IS NEW MONUMENT CITY!!!!!"

New from Harmony Gold and Rockstar Games -- GTA: NEW MONUMENT CITY

Back on Earth things are not going as planned for the upcoming event that would decide the fate of humanity.
*CNN*: “And in the latest top news Admiral Donald Hayes, a representative of the U.E.G, is under Federal investigation for diverting U.S. assets meant for the U.E.G. The Federal Reserve found an error within the billing, and investigated only to find it being diverted into other companies. Most notably the Virgin Company, Microsoft, Apple, and multiple construction companies. We will have more on the story as it progresses.”

*At the Whitehouse*
President Obama: “……”
Donald Hayes: “……”
Obama: “So what you are telling me is that you already lived out events that will unfold this coming year.”
Hayes: “Yes Sir.”
Obama: “And that the earth would be devastated by an armada of those alien ships that number in the millions, correct?”
Hayes: “Yes Sir.”
Obama: “Also that this event is an inevitable event, and that you and other people are trying to prevent, correct?”
Hayes: “Actually ensuring the survival of all we can save Sir.”
Obama leans back in his chair rubbing his temples. Processing all the information that has revealed to him.
Hayes: “Mr. President?”
Obama: *sigh* “What makes you think I believe you?”
Hayes: “I never expected you to believe me Sir. But this will happen.”
Obama: “First Humanity almost self-destructed from the war. Then a spacecraft just falls from the sky. And now a possible Holocaust of the entire earth.” *slumps even further into his chair* “And you lived through all this already?”
Hayes: “No. I died at the grand-cannon. Everyone on the SDF-1 lived along with the rouge aliens and what’s left on the surface.”
Obama: “And after that more would come.”
Hayes: “That is what my daughter told me.”
Obama: “I give.”
Hayes: “Sir?”
Obama: “Where’s Aston? Where’s the camera crew?”
Hayes: “Sir, I am not joking about this.”
Obama: “This has to be a joke.”
Hayes: *stands up and slams hands on the desk* “Mr. President, this is not a God damn joke! People are going to die by the billions if we don’t do anything!”
Obama: “And what proof do you have!?!”
Hayes: *clenches fists* “You want proof?”
Obama: “Yes!”
Hayes: “Then let me make a quick call and you will soon get your proof.”
Hayes soon takes his cell out of his breast pocket. The model wasn’t a standard cell, but a modified comm. device that Dr. Lang instructed to build from the SDF-1. With a quick speed-dial Hayes makes contact with an individual who he hope would help.
Hayes: *Cell snaps shut*
Obama: “Well?”
Hayes: “Giver her a minute.”
Obama: “Give who a mi-“
And with a flash they both find themselves in a strange room. The architecture was nothing like anything he had seen. At the corner of his eye he sees movement. Turning to it he confronts an Invid Shocktrooper.
Obama: *falls to floor screaming like a girl*
Hayes: “Wow.”
“Relax human. My child is only here as an example.”
Soon the Regess enters the room. And with a simple jester the Trooper goes back to his work.
Obama: “Who are you!?! Where am I!?! Hayes!”
Hayes: “You wanted proof.”
Regess: “This is suppose too be your leader?”
Hayes: “I didn’t vote for him.”
Obama: “What?”
Hayes: “I didn’t vote at all this election. Got too sh!@-faced that day.”
Regess: “Sh#$-faced, it has a nice ring to it. What does it mean?”
Obama: “These are the aliens attacking us!?!”
Hayes: “No Sir. The Regess and the Invid are our new allies.”
Obama: “Where am I then? What is this place?”
Regess: “We are on the fourth planet of this system. This place is currently a hive outpost.”
Obama: “I’m on Mars?”
Regess: “Would you like to go outside and look?”
Obama: “…. No thank you.”
Regess: “That was a joke.”
Hayes: “You need to work on tone a little more. Anyways I believe we need to discuss about something very important, Mr. President.”

*CNN* In breaking news the investigation of Admiral Donald Hayes has been dropped. President Obama has sited that a human error occurred in the budget. Meanwhile the accused companies have made statements that there was no such transaction of payment. In other news two more grand cannons have been approved to be built by the U.E.G despite the outcry of the public. They will be in Brazil and Australia where construction is already in progress.

*Sun News Network*: "In Breaking news Richard Branson, along with his newest musical discovery, Lynn Minmei announced that Virgin Galactic will begin testing of it's first Fold-capable vessel this May."

SRoss wrote:*Sun News Network*: "In Breaking news Richard Branson, along with his newest musical discovery, Lynn Minmei announced that Virgin Galactic will begin testing of it's first Fold-capable vessel this May."

Good one.

Chronicler wrote:Back on Earth things are not going as planned for the upcoming event that would decide the fate of humanity.
*CNN*: “And in the latest top news Admiral Donald Hayes, a representative of the U.E.G, is under Federal investigation for diverting U.S. assets meant for the U.E.G. The Federal Reserve found an error within the billing, and investigated only to find it being diverted into other companies. Most notably the Virgin Company, Microsoft, Apple, and multiple construction companies. We will have more on the story as it progresses.”.

Hayes and Obama here seem to be channeling Sarge and Grif.

"Breaking on TMZ: Lynn Minmei seen protesting outside of Harmony Gold offices. Reason for protest: lack of love life."

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:And thus it was that the legions of the Regess descended on the city's super markets in their quest to acquire coffee.

And thus, just as the Earth Resistance had managed to map out the Flower of Life growing regions as of interest to the Invid, they now had to hurriedly add the coffee-growing regions as well....

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:"So, what's Lancer up to?"

Running from late-night market to late-night market, a dead tired Lancer consults Sera's list...

Lancer: "Ok, Ice Cream, check! Pickles, check! Flower of Life!?!"

"Ppppiiisssstt."

Lancer sees an Iigaa in a trench coat and hat gesturing him over to the alley.

Lancer: "So this is hell..."

"THIS IS NEW MONUMENT CITY!!!!!"

New from Harmony Gold and Rockstar Games -- GTA: NEW MONUMENT CITY

Chronicler wrote:Back on Earth things are not going as planned for the upcoming event that would decide the fate of humanity.
*CNN*: “And in the latest top news Admiral Donald Hayes, a representative of the U.E.G, is under Federal investigation for diverting U.S. assets meant for the U.E.G. The Federal Reserve found an error within the billing, and investigated only to find it being diverted into other companies. Most notably the Virgin Company, Microsoft, Apple, and multiple construction companies. We will have more on the story as it progresses.”

*At the Whitehouse*
President Obama: “……”
Donald Hayes: “……”
Obama: “So what you are telling me is that you already lived out events that will unfold this coming year.”
Hayes: “Yes Sir.”
Obama: “And that the earth would be devastated by an armada of those alien ships that number in the millions, correct?”
Hayes: “Yes Sir.”
Obama: “Also that this event is an inevitable event, and that you and other people are trying to prevent, correct?”
Hayes: “Actually ensuring the survival of all we can save Sir.”
Obama leans back in his chair rubbing his temples. Processing all the information that has revealed to him.
Hayes: “Mr. President?”
Obama: *sigh* “What makes you think I believe you?”
Hayes: “I never expected you to believe me Sir. But this will happen.”
Obama: “First Humanity almost self-destructed from the war. Then a spacecraft just falls from the sky. And now a possible Holocaust of the entire earth.” *slumps even further into his chair* “And you lived through all this already?”
Hayes: “No. I died at the grand-cannon. Everyone on the SDF-1 lived along with the rouge aliens and what’s left on the surface.”
Obama: “And after that more would come.”
Hayes: “That is what my daughter told me.”
Obama: “I give.”
Hayes: “Sir?”
Obama: “Where’s Aston? Where’s the camera crew?”
Hayes: “Sir, I am not joking about this.”
Obama: “This has to be a joke.”
Hayes: *stands up and slams hands on the desk* “Mr. President, this is not a God damn joke! People are going to die by the billions if we don’t do anything!”
Obama: “And what proof do you have!?!”
Hayes: *clenches fists* “You want proof?”
Obama: “Yes!”
Hayes: “Then let me make a quick call and you will soon get your proof.”
Hayes soon takes his cell out of his breast pocket. The model wasn’t a standard cell, but a modified comm. device that Dr. Lang instructed to build from the SDF-1. With a quick speed-dial Hayes makes contact with an individual who he hope would help.
Hayes: *Cell snaps shut*
Obama: “Well?”
Hayes: “Giver her a minute.”
Obama: “Give who a mi-“
And with a flash they both find themselves in a strange room. The architecture was nothing like anything he had seen. At the corner of his eye he sees movement. Turning to it he confronts an Invid Shocktrooper.
Obama: *falls to floor screaming like a girl*
Hayes: “Wow.”
“Relax human. My child is only here as an example.”
Soon the Regess enters the room. And with a simple jester the Trooper goes back to his work.
Obama: “Who are you!?! Where am I!?! Hayes!”
Hayes: “You wanted proof.”
Regess: “This is suppose too be your leader?”
Hayes: “I didn’t vote for him.”
Obama: “What?”
Hayes: “I didn’t vote at all this election. Got too sh!@-faced that day.”
Regess: “Sh#$-faced, it has a nice ring to it. What does it mean?”
Obama: “These are the aliens attacking us!?!”
Hayes: “No Sir. The Regess and the Invid are our new allies.”
Obama: “Where am I then? What is this place?”
Regess: “We are on the fourth planet of this system. This place is currently a hive outpost.”
Obama: “I’m on Mars?”
Regess: “Would you like to go outside and look?”
Obama: “…. No thank you.”
Regess: “That was a joke.”
Hayes: “You need to work on tone a little more. Anyways I believe we need to discuss about something very important, Mr. President.”

*CNN* In breaking news the investigation of Admiral Donald Hayes has been dropped. President Obama has sited that a human error occurred in the budget. Meanwhile the accused companies have made statements that there was no such transaction of payment. In other news two more grand cannons have been approved to be built by the U.E.G despite the outcry of the public. They will be in Brazil and Australia where construction is already in progress.

LOVED the screamed like a girl part!

SRoss wrote:*Sun News Network*: "In Breaking news Richard Branson, along with his newest musical discovery, Lynn Minmei announced that Virgin Galactic will begin testing of it's first Fold-capable vessel this May."

Arnie100 wrote:"Breaking on TMZ: Lynn Minmei seen protesting outside of Harmony Gold offices. Reason for protest: lack of love life."

My politics as they stand now are:
EMPEROR NORTON ALL THE WAY
(doesn't matter that he's dead...dead emperors are among the best)

taalismn wrote:My politics as they stand now are:
EMPEROR NORTON ALL THE WAY
(doesn't matter that he's dead...dead emperors are among the best)

Could be worse, up here our election choices are the Autocrat, the Socialists and Doogie Howser, PM. Sigh, I wonder if the Rhino party is running this election...

Well, there's always the write-in vote; Mickey Mouse tends to clean up on those....

taalismn wrote:My politics as they stand now are:
EMPEROR NORTON ALL THE WAY
(doesn't matter that he's dead...dead emperors are among the best)

I myself, am getting sick and tired of politicians of both parties.

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:My politics as they stand now are:
EMPEROR NORTON ALL THE WAY
(doesn't matter that he's dead...dead emperors are among the best)

Could be worse, up here our election choices are the Autocrat, the Socialists and Doogie Howser, PM. Sigh, I wonder if the Rhino party is running this election...

I'm getting to be the same way with ours.

taalismn wrote:Well, there's always the write-in vote; Mickey Mouse tends to clean up on those....

And he would do SSSSSOOOOOOOO much better then like 99% of the people in Washington right now. Maybe we should start a national campaign to get him elected.

Whoa, guys let us not get too far in this topic. The only reason I included him was because of the time frame (we're already passed Macross at this point ).

Though I like to sling some political jokes now and again.

Chronicler wrote:Whoa, guys let us not get too far in this topic. The only reason I included him was because of the time frame (we're already passed Macross at this point ).

Though I like to sling some political jokes now and again.

Besides, we know Mayor Tommy Luan's got this election in the bag already....

Gamer's Podcast: *Breaking News* Stirling daughter mistakes World of Tanks for a dating site... Dana Stirling, daughter of top aces Max and Mirya Stirling, posted her dating profile to the World of Tanks North American server today. Already 40 top platoons have suicided.

taalismn wrote:

Chronicler wrote:Whoa, guys let us not get too far in this topic. The only reason I included him was because of the time frame (we're already passed Macross at this point ).

Though I like to sling some political jokes now and again.

Besides, we know Mayor Tommy Luan's got this election in the bag already....

"Excuse me; Mayor Luan? We'd like you to drop out of the race."
"Why?!"
"Please refer to the video..."
"Oh...my...that's on...tape?!"
"You wouldn't want THAT relessed..."

Arnie100 wrote:

taalismn wrote:

Chronicler wrote:Whoa, guys let us not get too far in this topic. The only reason I included him was because of the time frame (we're already passed Macross at this point ).

Though I like to sling some political jokes now and again.

Besides, we know Mayor Tommy Luan's got this election in the bag already....

"Excuse me; Mayor Luan? We'd like you to drop out of the race."
"Why?!"
"Please refer to the video..."
"Oh...my...that's on...tape?!"
"You wouldn't want THAT relessed..."

Wow, didn't know he was that kind of MLP fan.

Sportsline: *This just in, Superbowl fans shocked by Yellow Dancer's wardrobe malfunction...*

On the other side of the galaxy Dolza, supreme commander of the Zentreadi awaits in front of his command post.
Dolza: *thinking* “Strange. These reports from Breetai do not add up. How can one lone ship fend off a fleet of our ships?” *Scrolls through more of the report* “And some of these transfers to his command. Is he really losing that many?” *continues on* “If he cannot capture Zor’s ship then I must send someone else who can.”
*With a few commands he soon got ahold of the one he wanted.*
Kyron: “My lord Dolza. I am surprised that you are contacting me directly.”
Dolza: “Don’t try flattering me Kyron. If it were not for your “eccentric” tactics I would be calling someone else.”
Kyron: *Turning a nice shade of red* “What is it my lord?”
Dolza: “I have a mission of the upmost importance. It appears that commander Breetai is having trouble recapturing Zor’s battle fortress. I want you to take your fleet and get the job done.”
Kyron: *chuckles* “So the great commander Breetai meet his match then? All right, I shall take this mission on the condition that it will ensure a promotion if successful.”
Dolza: *in head “F@cker”* “Yes, this will get you a promotional rank if you and your fleet succeed.”
Kyron: “Then consider the fortress captured.”
Dolza: “Do not get cocky. Now go.”
*end of line*
Dolza: “I don’t trust him as far as I can throw him.” *thinks* “I think I will also have commander Azonia on the mission as well. That will be a system shock to his inflated ego.”
*A few more seconds later*
*someone else shows up on screen.*
Melino: “This is second in command Meli- Lord Dolza! We were not expecting any communication from you.”
Dolza: “Yes, well I have a mission for commander Azonia. Where is she?”
Melino: *nervous* “She is currently “indisposed” at the moment Lord Dolza.”
Dolza: “What do you mean by indisposed? Where is she?”
Melino: *thinking fast* “She’s in the can.”
Dolza: “The can?”
Melino: “(F@ck, micron slang) Uh, that is what we are calling our waste disposal units.”
Dolza: *in head: “Something’s up.”* “Yes well give this message to her when she isn’t indisposed.”
Melino: “Yes Lord Dolza.”
Dolza: “I have sent Kyron to aid Breetai in the reclamation of Zor’s battle fortress, and I want Azonia’s fleet to “back him up”.”
Melino: “You mean make sure he doesn’t botch the mission.”
Dolza: “Correct. Those are my orders. Now go.”
*end of line*
Dolza: “… Something is going on in her fleet. I feel this has happened before, but I can’t place it.”
*In another part of the galaxy*
Melino: “F@ck! Azonia we have trouble!”

TMZ: "Is Capt. Gloval seeing someone?! Reports suggest that the Captain has been romantically linked to an unidentified woman. This 'mystery' woman's identity has yet been discovered! We will keep you updated as we learn more!"

Sammy: "Oh, he's coming! At LAST!"

Chronicler wrote:Whoa, guys let us not get too far in this topic. The only reason I included him was because of the time frame (we're already passed Macross at this point ).

Though I like to sling some political jokes now and again.

That's ok. I'm just sick of polititions in general.

taalismn wrote:

Chronicler wrote:Whoa, guys let us not get too far in this topic. The only reason I included him was because of the time frame (we're already passed Macross at this point ).

Though I like to sling some political jokes now and again.

Besides, we know Mayor Tommy Luan's got this election in the bag already....

SRoss wrote:Gamer's Podcast: *Breaking News* Stirling daughter mistakes World of Tanks for a dating site... Dana Stirling, daughter of top aces Max and Mirya Stirling, posted her dating profile to the World of Tanks North American server today. Already 40 top platoons have suicided.

Love this one!

Arnie100 wrote:

taalismn wrote:

Chronicler wrote:Whoa, guys let us not get too far in this topic. The only reason I included him was because of the time frame (we're already passed Macross at this point ).

Though I like to sling some political jokes now and again.

Besides, we know Mayor Tommy Luan's got this election in the bag already....

"Excuse me; Mayor Luan? We'd like you to drop out of the race."
"Why?!"
"Please refer to the video..."
"Oh...my...that's on...tape?!"
"You wouldn't want THAT relessed..."

Chronicler wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:

taalismn wrote:

Chronicler wrote:Whoa, guys let us not get too far in this topic. The only reason I included him was because of the time frame (we're already passed Macross at this point ).

Though I like to sling some political jokes now and again.

Besides, we know Mayor Tommy Luan's got this election in the bag already....

"Excuse me; Mayor Luan? We'd like you to drop out of the race."
"Why?!"
"Please refer to the video..."
"Oh...my...that's on...tape?!"
"You wouldn't want THAT relessed..."

Wow, didn't know he was that kind of MLP fan.

SRoss wrote:Sportsline: *This just in, Superbowl fans shocked by Yellow Dancer's wardrobe malfunction...*

Chronicler wrote:On the other side of the galaxy Dolza, supreme commander of the Zentreadi awaits in front of his command post.
Dolza: *thinking* “Strange. These reports from Breetai do not add up. How can one lone ship fend off a fleet of our ships?” *Scrolls through more of the report* “And some of these transfers to his command. Is he really losing that many?” *continues on* “If he cannot capture Zor’s ship then I must send someone else who can.”
*With a few commands he soon got ahold of the one he wanted.*
Kyron: “My lord Dolza. I am surprised that you are contacting me directly.”
Dolza: “Don’t try flattering me Kyron. If it were not for your “eccentric” tactics I would be calling someone else.”
Kyron: *Turning a nice shade of red* “What is it my lord?”
Dolza: “I have a mission of the upmost importance. It appears that commander Breetai is having trouble recapturing Zor’s battle fortress. I want you to take your fleet and get the job done.”
Kyron: *chuckles* “So the great commander Breetai meet his match then? All right, I shall take this mission on the condition that it will ensure a promotion if successful.”
Dolza: *in head “F@cker”* “Yes, this will get you a promotional rank if you and your fleet succeed.”
Kyron: “Then consider the fortress captured.”
Dolza: “Do not get cocky. Now go.”
*end of line*
Dolza: “I don’t trust him as far as I can throw him.” *thinks* “I think I will also have commander Azonia on the mission as well. That will be a system shock to his inflated ego.”
*A few more seconds later*
*someone else shows up on screen.*
Melino: “This is second in command Meli- Lord Dolza! We were not expecting any communication from you.”
Dolza: “Yes, well I have a mission for commander Azonia. Where is she?”
Melino: *nervous* “She is currently “indisposed” at the moment Lord Dolza.”
Dolza: “What do you mean by indisposed? Where is she?”
Melino: *thinking fast* “She’s in the can.”
Dolza: “The can?”
Melino: “(F@ck, micron slang) Uh, that is what we are calling our waste disposal units.”
Dolza: *in head: “Something’s up.”* “Yes well give this message to her when she isn’t indisposed.”
Melino: “Yes Lord Dolza.”
Dolza: “I have sent Kyron to aid Breetai in the reclamation of Zor’s battle fortress, and I want Azonia’s fleet to “back him up”.”
Melino: “You mean make sure he doesn’t botch the mission.”
Dolza: “Correct. Those are my orders. Now go.”
*end of line*
Dolza: “… Something is going on in her fleet. I feel this has happened before, but I can’t place it.”
*In another part of the galaxy*
Melino: “F@ck! Azonia we have trouble!”

Nice write up!

Arnie100 wrote:TMZ: "Is Capt. Gloval seeing someone?! Reports suggest that the Captain has been romantically linked to an unidentified woman. This 'mystery' woman's identity has yet been discovered! We will keep you updated as we learn more!"

taalismn wrote:Sammy: "Oh, he's coming! At LAST!"

That should keep him in line!

National Enquirer: "Is Capt. Gloval dating an alien?!"

(On the bridge of the SDF-1...)

Kim: "I KNEW IT!!
Vanesssa: "Will you stop reading that crap?!"
Sammie: "I know, right?! Seriously...the Captain seeing an alien..."

Arnie100 wrote:National Enquirer: "Is Capt. Gloval dating an alien?!"

(On the bridge of the SDF-1...)

Kim: "I KNEW IT!!
Vanesssa: "Will you stop reading that crap?!"
Sammie: "I know, right?! Seriously...the Captain seeing an alien..."

*Gloval is stone faced, but he panics on the inside*

Arnie100 wrote:National Enquirer: "Is Capt. Gloval dating an alien?!"

(On the bridge of the SDF-1...)

Kim: "I KNEW IT!!
Vanesssa: "Will you stop reading that crap?!"
Sammie: "I know, right?! Seriously...the Captain seeing an alien..."

"Finest investigative reporting in the universe!"

Sammie: "Honestly...who would want an alien, anyways? (Stuffing a bound and gagged micronized Khyron into her closet)"

"No, you may NOT plug the security leak by sticking reporters' heads out into vacuum!"

Arnie100 wrote:National Enquirer: "Is Capt. Gloval dating an alien?!"

(On the bridge of the SDF-1...)

Kim: "I KNEW IT!!
Vanesssa: "Will you stop reading that crap?!"
Sammie: "I know, right?! Seriously...the Captain seeing an alien..."

Chronicler wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:National Enquirer: "Is Capt. Gloval dating an alien?!"

(On the bridge of the SDF-1...)

Kim: "I KNEW IT!!
Vanesssa: "Will you stop reading that crap?!"
Sammie: "I know, right?! Seriously...the Captain seeing an alien..."

*Gloval is stone faced, but he panics on the inside*

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:National Enquirer: "Is Capt. Gloval dating an alien?!"

(On the bridge of the SDF-1...)

Kim: "I KNEW IT!!
Vanesssa: "Will you stop reading that crap?!"
Sammie: "I know, right?! Seriously...the Captain seeing an alien..."

"Finest investigative reporting in the universe!"

Arnie100 wrote:Sammie: "Honestly...who would want an alien, anyways? (Stuffing a bound and gagged micronized Khyron into her closet)"

taalismn wrote:"No, you may NOT plug the security leak by sticking reporters' heads out into vacuum!"

National Examiner: "Justin Bieber and Lynn Minmei in long term relationship."

Kim: "Really! They expect us to believe that!?! Even Minmei has some standards."

Minmei: "HIM?! I'm DESPERATE, but not THAT desperate!"

(On the bridge of the SDF-1...)

Kim: "THIS I know is BS..."
Vanessa: "I know, right..."
Sammie: "I dunno...ANYTHING is POSSIBLE!"
Kim and Vanessa:

Gloval: "Maybe now would be a good time to erase that sex tape Azonia and I made..."

taalismn wrote:Gloval: "Maybe now would be a good time to erase that sex tape Azonia and I made..."

Forces Magazine: "Military Censor aboard SDF-1, reviews tape and walks out airlock... Tape disappears..."

Gloval: "Good work distracting Kim while I recovered the tape Sammie."

"So...were the shackles and trapeze your idea or hers?"
(Gloval sweatdrops)

SRoss wrote:National Examiner: "Justin Bieber and Lynn Minmei in long term relationship."

Kim: "Really! They expect us to believe that!?! Even Minmei has some standards."

Arnie100 wrote:Minmei: "HIM?! I'm DESPERATE, but not THAT desperate!"

(On the bridge of the SDF-1...)

Kim: "THIS I know is BS..."
Vanessa: "I know, right..."
Sammie: "I dunno...ANYTHING is POSSIBLE!"
Kim and Vanessa:

taalismn wrote:Gloval: "Maybe now would be a good time to erase that sex tape Azonia and I made..."

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:Gloval: "Maybe now would be a good time to erase that sex tape Azonia and I made..."

Forces Magazine: "Military Censor aboard SDF-1, reviews tape and walks out airlock... Tape disappears..."

Gloval: "Good work distracting Kim while I recovered the tape Sammie."

taalismn wrote:"So...were the shackles and trapeze your idea or hers?"
(Gloval sweatdrops)

Sorry guys I haven't been posting much. Real life things have came up that just drained me. Expect something soon.

Chronicler wrote:Sorry guys I haven't been posting much. Real life things have came up that just drained me. Expect something soon.

That's ok. Happens to everyone.

Giorgio A. Tsoukalos: "Today on Ancient Aliens, the mysterious 4[sup]th[/sup] Wall Gang, and their effect on world history."

SRoss wrote:Giorgio A. Tsoukalos: "Today on Ancient Aliens, the mysterious 4[sup]th[/sup] Wall Gang, and their effect on world history."

(On the bridge of the SDF-1...)

Kim: "We FINALLY learn who these guys are!"
Vanessa: "Y'know...this stuff will make you paranoid."
Sammie: "I like Ancient Aliens! Its a great comedy!"
Kim and Vanessa:

"We've found out that the glorious 'Ancients' behind the scenes of our universe are either blandly commercial hack-writers or a bunch of otaku geeks...You know, I rather enjoyed living in ignorance before the Great Reveal."