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Arnie100 wrote:"What about alien monsters stalking lonely crewmen?"

"In our defense, Captain, how were we supposed to know Cadet Johanson had a heart condition given that her medical records were sealed?"
"Okay, maybe you can plead ignorance on the first one, but you should have exercised caution when you tried it with Ensign Bickford."
"We're really sorry about that....have they finished sealing the hull and re-pressurizing the ship? Was he even SUPPOSED to be carrying that thing loaded?"

Female Crewman: "I'll handle this." (Strips down to her underwear, straps a flamethrower and an assault rifle together, grabs a tracker and goes hunting.)

Meanwhile...

Nova: "Sir, Whatley is in the Women's washroom again..."

SRoss wrote:Female Crewman: "I'll handle this." (Strips down to her underwear, straps a flamethrower and an assault rifle together, grabs a tracker and goes hunting.)

Meanwhile...

Nova: "Sir, Whatley is in the Women's washroom again..."

"Nah, the toilets on this ship work on a 'direct to vacuum' flush system."

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:Female Crewman: "I'll handle this." (Strips down to her underwear, straps a flamethrower and an assault rifle together, grabs a tracker and goes hunting.)

Meanwhile...

Nova: "Sir, Whatley is in the Women's washroom again..."

"Nah, the toilets on this ship work on a 'direct to vacuum' flush system."

Really?, that really sucks ass, how do you keep from lossing crewmembers?

Beware of the Kybo Creature!

taalismn wrote:

Kargan3033 wrote:

taalismn wrote:Rei Ayanami is Khyron's and Sammy's daughter, Between her and her sisters, they've pretty much locked up playing anime's popular theme of pale-skinned, blue/white-haired girls.

I see at lest Rei and her *sisters* are not Khyron and Sammy's biological child(ren).

I can't picture Rei and her *sisters* surviving for any leingth of time in the Ice Guard.

Actually they ARE...this is "World is a Stage" Khyron, Sammy, and Rei, where they're all actors in their respective anime.

And when the Ice Guard movie comes out...guess who's in line for the role of any pale-skinned white/blue-haired characters?

Kargan3033 wrote:

taalismn wrote:

Kargan3033 wrote:

taalismn wrote:Rei Ayanami is Khyron's and Sammy's daughter, Between her and her sisters, they've pretty much locked up playing anime's popular theme of pale-skinned, blue/white-haired girls.

I see at lest Rei and her *sisters* are not Khyron and Sammy's biological child(ren).

I can't picture Rei and her *sisters* surviving for any leingth of time in the Ice Guard.

Actually they ARE...this is "World is a Stage" Khyron, Sammy, and Rei, where they're all actors in their respective anime.

And when the Ice Guard movie comes out...guess who's in line for the role of any pale-skinned white/blue-haired characters?

HELL YES!, I hope when the moive comes out it will show Jones and his son having a Father/Son moment when they are out hunting the mutant critters in the Big Cold, I mean come on every good movie needs a Norman Rockwell moment or two.

taalismn wrote:Wait...Jones has a son?

Who, or WHAT, is the mother?

Kargan3033 wrote:

taalismn wrote:Wait...Jones has a son?

Who, or WHAT, is the mother?

Well that's the funny thing, after spend some time off with Jack Green a while ago a young boy walked into his office one day and said " Daddy. " and for the life of him Jones has no idea of who or what the mother is because his son is a normal, healthy looking boy and the only *odd* about him is that from time to time small dimentonal rifts open up to strange place or strange things apper randomly around the base.

And to make things more intresting/confusing the DNA tests show that Jones is Brock's father(That's the boy's name or so the boy says) and when Brock sees Rei and her sisters he gave them all a big hug and said he was glad to see his *Sisters*, genetic tests to link Bock, Rei and Rei's sisters have come back as " Inconculsive "

taalismn wrote:Yep, so now Jones is, in his off-time, shaking his head and searching his memories and wondering if this isn't all part of some 'Operation Mind####' being pulled by either his enemies or his staff members...

Kargan3033 wrote:

taalismn wrote:Yep, so now Jones is, in his off-time, shaking his head and searching his memories and wondering if this isn't all part of some 'Operation Mind####' being pulled by either his enemies or his staff members...

And worrying about the backlog of Child Suport payments and all the while Brock is all over the base and getting into things he shouldn't even though he's trying to be helpful and there is the fact that Brock keeps mention is *Friends* who may or may not exsist or being some unknown being(s) from who knows where and given that Brock tends to bring home an asortment of critters(Sentient or not)and asked if he can keep them really keeps him and the rest of the Ice Guard on their toes.

taalismn wrote:"How many of you dumbass newbie ensigns do I have to space before you realize that the 'SNAKES ON A SPACECRAFT' GAG IS NO LONGER, IF IT EVER-WAS-, FUNNY!!!????"

Arnie100 wrote:"What about alien monsters stalking lonely crewmen?"

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:"What about alien monsters stalking lonely crewmen?"

"In our defense, Captain, how were we supposed to know Cadet Johanson had a heart condition given that her medical records were sealed?"
"Okay, maybe you can plead ignorance on the first one, but you should have exercised caution when you tried it with Ensign Bickford."
"We're really sorry about that....have they finished sealing the hull and re-pressurizing the ship? Was he even SUPPOSED to be carrying that thing loaded?"

SRoss wrote:Female Crewman: "I'll handle this." (Strips down to her underwear, straps a flamethrower and an assault rifle together, grabs a tracker and goes hunting.)

Meanwhile...

Nova: "Sir, Whatley is in the Women's washroom again..."

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:Female Crewman: "I'll handle this." (Strips down to her underwear, straps a flamethrower and an assault rifle together, grabs a tracker and goes hunting.)

Meanwhile...

Nova: "Sir, Whatley is in the Women's washroom again..."

"Nah, the toilets on this ship work on a 'direct to vacuum' flush system."

Kargan3033 wrote:

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:Female Crewman: "I'll handle this." (Strips down to her underwear, straps a flamethrower and an assault rifle together, grabs a tracker and goes hunting.)

Meanwhile...

Nova: "Sir, Whatley is in the Women's washroom again..."

"Nah, the toilets on this ship work on a 'direct to vacuum' flush system."

Really?, that really sucks ass, how do you keep from lossing crewmembers?

Beware of the Kybo Creature!

"In acknowledgement of the crisis we face due to our protoculture shortage, we have announced plans to switch the UEEF fleet over to steam power."
"But what will we be burning to generate the steam?"
"Buffalo dung and cow chips."
"Excuse me, but aren't those even more scarce, since the Rain of Death, than protoculture?!"
"The alternate biofuels conversion program was formulated by the same responsible and informed people who instigated putting our sole Protoculture Matrix on the SDF-3."
"...why am I not surprised?"
"Bets that when we find the SDF-3 crashed on some far distant planet inhabited by local sentients who have discovered and repaired it, that history repeats itself?"
"Not taking that bet, the way things have been going."
"You talk like we're starting a new circle."

"all this has happened before, all this will happen again"
"oh shut up Leoben.."

"You're lucky they haven't found the Resurre -- BBBBBBBBBOOOOOOMMMMM -- never mind."

Arnie100 wrote:"You're lucky they haven't found the Resurre -- BBBBBBBBBOOOOOOMMMMM -- never mind."

Veidt: "Won't have helped even if you still had it. It only prolongs the hurting."

taalismn wrote:"In acknowledgement of the crisis we face due to our protoculture shortage, we have announced plans to switch the UEEF fleet over to steam power."
"But what will we be burning to generate the steam?"
"Buffalo dung and cow chips."
"Excuse me, but aren't those even more scarce, since the Rain of Death, than protoculture?!"
"The alternate biofuels conversion program was formulated by the same responsible and informed people who instigated putting our sole Protoculture Matrix on the SDF-3."
"...why am I not surprised?"
"Bets that when we find the SDF-3 crashed on some far distant planet inhabited by local sentients who have discovered and repaired it, that history repeats itself?"
"Not taking that bet, the way things have been going."
"You talk like we're starting a new circle."

glitterboy2098 wrote:"all this has happened before, all this will happen again"
"oh shut up Leoben.."

Arnie100 wrote:"You're lucky they haven't found the Resurre -- BBBBBBBBBOOOOOOMMMMM -- never mind."

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:"You're lucky they haven't found the Resurre -- BBBBBBBBBOOOOOOMMMMM -- never mind."

Veidt: "Won't have helped even if you still had it. It only prolongs the hurting."

Cavil: "God meant the Cylon to rule!"
Veidt: "You keep telling yourself that. It may distract from the pain."

"I'm going to talk to the reasonable informed people."

"I'll cue the music."

"Oh come ON! If EVERYBODY had Matrices to spare, where's the dramatic TENSION?!"
"I had no idea we were conducting strategic galactic policy according to dramatic plot considerations."

taalismn wrote:Cavil: "God meant the Cylon to rule!"
Veidt: "You keep telling yourself that. It may distract from the pain."

SRoss wrote:"I'm going to talk to the reasonable informed people."

"I'll cue the music."

taalismn wrote:"Oh come ON! If EVERYBODY had Matrices to spare, where's the dramatic TENSION?!"
"I had no idea we were conducting strategic galactic policy according to dramatic plot considerations."

"Oh; come on, who thinks we're in a Matrix, anyways? That's just ridiculous..."
(4th Wall Gang laughing maniacally)

Arnie100 wrote:"Oh; come on, who thinks we're in a Matrix, anyways? That's just ridiculous..."
(4th Wall Gang laughing maniacally)

Arnie100 wrote:"Oh; come on, who thinks we're in a Matrix, anyways? That's just ridiculous..."
(4th Wall Gang laughing maniacally)

"Shhh! Arnie100! They're not supposed to find out yet..."

"Do you want the blue pill or the red pill?"
"BOTH. GIMME."

Arnie100 wrote:"Do you want the blue pill or the red pill?"
"BOTH. GIMME."

Ah...THAT sort of a headache....

SRoss wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:"Oh; come on, who thinks we're in a Matrix, anyways? That's just ridiculous..."
(4th Wall Gang laughing maniacally)

"Shhh! Arnie100! They're not supposed to find out yet..."

Arnie100 wrote:"Do you want the blue pill or the red pill?"
"BOTH. GIMME."

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:"Do you want the blue pill or the red pill?"
"BOTH. GIMME."

Ah...THAT sort of a headache....

"Really, powering a spacefaring military machine on cow chips..."
"Well, the alternative put up was burning kittens..."

"So, would this be a bad time to bring up the new Personal Armour design?"

taalismn wrote:"Really, powering a spacefaring military machine on cow chips..."
"Well, the alternative put up was burning kittens..."

SRoss wrote:"So, would this be a bad time to bring up the new Personal Armour design?"

SRoss wrote:"So, would this be a bad time to bring up the new Personal Armour design?"

"I see your Kitten Armor and raise you an advance in armaments:http://palladium-megaverse.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=140773&hilit=kitten+launcher "

"the problem of course is that the engineering department delivered this instead"

glitterboy2098 wrote:"the problem of course is that the engineering department delivered this instead"

Say what else you will about the UEEF; we have some of the best and most stylishly protected felines in the galaxy!"

Rick: "Dr. Lang, what's going on with your department?"
Lang: "Inspiration, my boy'"

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:"So, would this be a bad time to bring up the new Personal Armour design?"

"I see your Kitten Armor and raise you an advance in armaments:http://palladium-megaverse.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=140773&hilit=kitten+launcher "

glitterboy2098 wrote:"the problem of course is that the engineering department delivered this instead"

taalismn wrote:

glitterboy2098 wrote:"the problem of course is that the engineering department delivered this instead"

Say what else you will about the UEEF; we have some of the best and most stylishly protected felines in the galaxy!"

Arnie100 wrote:Rick: "Dr. Lang, what's going on with your department?"
Lang: "Inspiration, my boy'"

"I really can't tell if you're a bunch of alurophiles or alurophobes...."

taalismn wrote:"I really can't tell if you're a bunch of alurophiles or alurophobes...."

"We can always burn T.R. Edwards' sequential clones for fuel!"
"I am TOTALLY in favor of that proposal."
"Your advocacy of the suggestion is duly noted, Ambassador Hunter."

taalismn wrote:"We can always burn T.R. Edwards' sequential clones for fuel!"
"I am TOTALLY in favor of that proposal."
"Your advocacy of the suggestion is duly noted, Ambassador Hunter."

Edwards: "Heeeeyyyy --"
Charon: "Oh; come ON! I don't want a whole bunch of 'em down here!!!"

Arnie100 wrote:Edwards: "Heeeeyyyy --"
Charon: "Oh; come ON! I don't want a whole bunch of 'em down here!!!"

"Hey! No cutting in line!"
"But we're all the same-"
"NO! CUTTING! IN! LINE! Or I'll tear your legs off!"

Charon: (Cleveland-style voice) "NononononoNNNNOOOOOOOO!!"
Edwards clone #1: "What's HIS problem?"
Edwards clone #2: "I dunno...I just want a vacation..."

taalismn wrote:"Hey! No cutting in line!"
"But we're all the same-"
"NO! CUTTING! IN! LINE! Or I'll tear your legs off!"

Arnie100 wrote:Charon: (Cleveland-style voice) "NononononoNNNNOOOOOOOO!!"
Edwards clone #1: "What's HIS problem?"
Edwards clone #2: "I dunno...I just want a vacation..."

Charon: "THAT'S IT! I QUIT!!!"

A portal opens underneath the collected Edwards...

Hel: (Suddenly inundated with Edwards) "What the duce!?!"

SRoss wrote:Charon: "THAT'S IT! I QUIT!!!"

A portal opens underneath the collected Edwards...

Hel: (Suddenly inundated with Edwards) "What the duce!?!"

"Those Demon bastards! This is a low blow, even for the Minion War!"

Charon: "YES!!! I'm finally done with this pl --how the deuce did I get back here?!"
"Sorry. You can't leave. You're geographically tied to the place."
"Charon: "Dammit!"

SRoss wrote:Charon: "THAT'S IT! I QUIT!!!"

A portal opens underneath the collected Edwards...

Hel: (Suddenly inundated with Edwards) "What the duce!?!"

Arnie100 wrote:Charon: "YES!!! I'm finally done with this pl --how the deuce did I get back here?!"
"Sorry. You can't leave. You're geographically tied to the place."
"Charon: "Dammit!"

"So we can no longer stoke the reflex furnances with Edwards because...?"
"Environmental impact. He pollutes too much."

taalismn wrote:"So we can no longer stoke the reflex furnances with Edwards because...?"
"Environmental impact. He pollutes too much."

That's because he's so full of hot air that he is the living embodyment of universal warming.

Kargan3033 wrote:

taalismn wrote:"So we can no longer stoke the reflex furnances with Edwards because...?"
"Environmental impact. He pollutes too much."

That's because he's so full of hot air that he is the living embodyment of universal warming.

So you subscribe to the 'heat death' theory of universal fate? As opposed to the 'Big Crunch' brought on by a growing denseness of the universe?

"I think he was talking about you!"
"No, that was YOU!!"
"Nonono...definetely HIM!"
"I think he meant ALL of us..."
"Ouch."

taalismn wrote:"So we can no longer stoke the reflex furnances with Edwards because...?"
"Environmental impact. He pollutes too much."

Kargan3033 wrote:

taalismn wrote:"So we can no longer stoke the reflex furnances with Edwards because...?"
"Environmental impact. He pollutes too much."

That's because he's so full of hot air that he is the living embodyment of universal warming.

taalismn wrote:

Kargan3033 wrote:

taalismn wrote:"So we can no longer stoke the reflex furnances with Edwards because...?"
"Environmental impact. He pollutes too much."

That's because he's so full of hot air that he is the living embodyment of universal warming.

So you subscribe to the 'heat death' theory of universal fate? As opposed to the 'Big Crunch' brought on by a growing denseness of the universe?

Arnie100 wrote:"I think he was talking about you!"
"No, that was YOU!!"
"Nonono...definetely HIM!"
"I think he meant ALL of us..."
"Ouch."

taalismn wrote:

Kargan3033 wrote:

taalismn wrote:"So we can no longer stoke the reflex furnances with Edwards because...?"
"Environmental impact. He pollutes too much."

That's because he's so full of hot air that he is the living embodyment of universal warming.

So you subscribe to the 'heat death' theory of universal fate? As opposed to the 'Big Crunch' brought on by a growing denseness of the universe?

Neither really I think that the fate of the universe is to come to an end when the stupid people far outnumber the smart people, " The leading cause of death, second hand stupidty. "

Kargan3033 wrote:[
Neither really I think that the fate of the universe is to come to an end when the stupid people far outnumber the smart people, " The leading cause of death, second hand stupidty. "

"Okay, who forgot to put doors that could be opened from the INSIDE on all the Dyson Spheres?!"

Kargan3033 wrote:

taalismn wrote:

Kargan3033 wrote:

taalismn wrote:"So we can no longer stoke the reflex furnances with Edwards because...?"
"Environmental impact. He pollutes too much."

That's because he's so full of hot air that he is the living embodyment of universal warming.

So you subscribe to the 'heat death' theory of universal fate? As opposed to the 'Big Crunch' brought on by a growing denseness of the universe?

Neither really I think that the fate of the universe is to come to an end when the stupid people far outnumber the smart people, " The leading cause of death, second hand stupidty. "

taalismn wrote:

Kargan3033 wrote:[
Neither really I think that the fate of the universe is to come to an end when the stupid people far outnumber the smart people, " The leading cause of death, second hand stupidty. "

"Okay, who forgot to put doors that could be opened from the INSIDE on all the Dyson Spheres?!"